1 00:00:03,904 --> 00:00:05,850 I'm thinking about growing a goatee. 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:09,245 Actually that's a Van Dyke. A goatee is just hair on the chin. 3 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:12,351 Oh. Wait, than what is it if you just have hair up here? 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,514 You mean a mustache? 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,920 -Moo-stache! -(SHOUTS) He said it! 6 00:00:15,582 --> 00:00:17,892 Ha-ha, very funny. Make fun of the foreign guy. 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,362 For your information, there are four times as many Indians 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,432 as there are Americans, so the way we say it is right. 9 00:00:22,589 --> 00:00:23,829 -Say what? -Moo-stache. 10 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:25,732 -(SHOUTS) Moo-stache! -He said "moo-stache". 11 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,270 Guys, you're being childish. 12 00:00:28,428 --> 00:00:31,568 She's right. You're grown men, the kind who are perfectly capable 13 00:00:31,732 --> 00:00:33,439 of growing your own moo-staches. 14 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,009 Hey, you were funny on purpose, good job. 15 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:41,608 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I was at an audition. 16 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:43,950 -I'm sorry. -You'll get 'em next time. 17 00:00:45,612 --> 00:00:49,219 How about instead of assuming I failed, you ask me how it went? 18 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,762 Sorry. How did it go? 19 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,363 Just shut up. 20 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:54,121 Here, you can have your seat. 21 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,234 No, no, stay there. I'm fine on the floor. 22 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:59,302 Have you guys ever thought about getting a dining room table? 23 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,939 Yeah. You actually do have room for one up there. 24 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:04,939 Sure, I sit on the floor for years, no one cares. 25 00:01:05,032 --> 00:01:06,306 The pretty white girl's there ten seconds, 26 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:08,639 and suddenly we're all running to IKEA. 27 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,810 No one is running anywhere. 28 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,781 We're not getting a dining room table. 29 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:16,649 I know you don't like change, but it's not a terrible idea. 30 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,414 You guys never use that space up there. 31 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:19,580 Why not get a table? 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,657 Do you want the long answer or the short answer? 33 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:23,761 How come we never get that option? 34 00:01:25,385 --> 00:01:28,992 Chaos theory suggests that even in a deterministic system, 35 00:01:29,156 --> 00:01:32,103 if the equations describing its behavior are nonlinear, 36 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,330 a tiny change in the initial conditions 37 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:37,634 can lead to a cataclysmic and unpredictable result. 38 00:01:38,131 --> 00:01:39,132 Translation? 39 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,472 Wah! I don't want a table! 40 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:13,334 Hey, Penny and I are gonna go shop for a dining room table. 41 00:02:13,500 --> 00:02:14,672 You want to come with us? 42 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:18,612 I'd love to, but, I'm too busy 43 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,946 falling back in love with Windows 98. 44 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:25,886 Seriously? You haven't used this desk in years. 45 00:02:26,046 --> 00:02:28,048 The second I want to get rid of it, you're up here working? 46 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,626 I can't talk right now. 47 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:32,229 I have several thousand updates to install. 48 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,959 Are you really gonna sit here all day? 49 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:37,500 Think of me as Arthur Dent in 50 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,695 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 51 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:42,739 lying in front of the bulldozers to protect his home. 52 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:46,173 If you'll recall, the Vogon fleet blew up the Earth anyway. 53 00:02:46,299 --> 00:02:48,973 It's a made-up story. I don't even know why you're talking about it. 54 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,007 I'm putting all this stuff in storage. We don't need any of it. 55 00:02:53,140 --> 00:02:54,847 How can you say that? 56 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,355 You show me one thing in here we can live without. 57 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,914 Hang on. 58 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,022 Check your in-box. 59 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,560 Wait. ls this really worth it? 60 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:13,603 We've lived together for years with nary an argument. 61 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,761 Huh? 62 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,737 But we start talking about a table, 63 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,934 and suddenly we're at each other's throats. 64 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,374 "Nary an argument"? 65 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:26,217 "Nary"? 66 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:29,280 That means "not one," or "not any". 67 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:32,890 Maybe instead of a table, you should buy a dictionary. 68 00:03:36,283 --> 00:03:39,560 I don't know if I won that, but at least he's upset. 69 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,632 Check it out. 70 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,200 Magic wand TV remote! 71 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:49,806 Yeah, I can control all sorts of stuff. 72 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:51,374 Did Bernadette think it was cool? 73 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:54,637 Not when I said "mute" and pointed it at her face. 74 00:03:54,801 --> 00:03:56,474 Let me try. 75 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,440 Channelis changeroni! 76 00:04:01,742 --> 00:04:05,087 This might be my second favourite brown magic wand. 77 00:04:10,317 --> 00:04:12,729 Well, that's the last time I play with that. 78 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,060 I have to take this. 79 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,269 Hello? 80 00:04:21,328 --> 00:04:22,807 Off. (TV STOPS) 81 00:04:22,896 --> 00:04:24,569 And on. (TV STARTS) 82 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,407 And the Oprah Network. 83 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:30,275 This is so much better than watching TV like a muggle. 84 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:35,118 Okay. Thank you. We'll be in touch. 85 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:38,988 You're not gonna believe this. 86 00:04:39,846 --> 00:04:40,950 What's going on? 87 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:43,158 Wait. 88 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,357 On! 89 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,998 And off! 90 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,292 What's going on? 91 00:04:53,326 --> 00:04:55,363 That was NASA. 92 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,841 They want me to go back up to the space station. 93 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:01,510 Wow. What did you tell them? 94 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,170 I told them I'd be honored. 95 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,608 A second trip to space. I'll miss you. 96 00:05:06,673 --> 00:05:08,152 And I'm gonna miss you, too. 97 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,309 I just want you to know, 98 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,319 I'm happy to look in on Bernadette while you're gone. 99 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:12,512 Thank you. 100 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:13,885 And if anything were to happen to you, 101 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:16,027 we will name our firstborn son Howard. 102 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,390 I'm just kidding. 103 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:21,226 We'll name him Dalib, after my grandfather. 104 00:05:24,624 --> 00:05:26,399 This one looks nice. 105 00:05:26,526 --> 00:05:29,200 No. Sheldon doesn't like reclaimed wood. 106 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:31,298 Why not? 107 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,004 He's afraid the original owners will come back. 108 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,239 Well, Sheldon's not here. 109 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,644 Well, he is here. 110 00:05:39,873 --> 00:05:42,683 Unless you want to dig him out with a bone saw and a melon baller, 111 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,754 there's nothing I can do about it. 112 00:05:44,911 --> 00:05:46,754 All right, sweetie, you're paying for this table, 113 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:47,914 and it's your apartment, too. 114 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,754 -I know, but-- -No buts. 115 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:52,522 You got to stop letting him boss you around. 116 00:05:52,586 --> 00:05:55,931 You're right. I mean, he decides what TV shows we watch, 117 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,433 what food we eat, who my favourite hobbit is. 118 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,663 I wanted Frodo, but we can't both have Frodo, 119 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:02,864 so guess who's stuck with Samwise Gamgee. 120 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,404 See? Right there. You're a grown man, 121 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:08,739 you should be able to pick whichever hobbit you want. 122 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,606 Wish you wouldn't, but one problem at a time. 123 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,952 You make a lot of sense. 124 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:19,784 I like this table, and I'm getting it. 125 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,950 Really? This one? 126 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,457 That one? 127 00:06:25,952 --> 00:06:27,590 Damn right I like that one. 128 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:33,434 -Hey. -Good news. 129 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:37,302 Someone in this room gets to take a ride on a rocket. 130 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,241 Fine. Can I at least shower first? 131 00:06:41,434 --> 00:06:42,435 No, not that. 132 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,479 Although you already agreed to it, so no take-backs. 133 00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,208 What are you talking about? 134 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:47,647 Sit down. 135 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,421 NASA called. 136 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,558 The telescope mount I installed on the space station 137 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:58,059 got damaged, and they want me to go back up and fix it. 138 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,457 Wow. 139 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,665 Well, what did you say? 140 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,393 What do you think I....? I said yes! 141 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:06,493 Why do you look surprised? 142 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,334 Well, it's just, after last time, 143 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:10,168 I didn't think you'd ever want to go back. 144 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:13,437 Are you kidding? It was the greatest experience of my life. 145 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:16,571 Really? 'Cause I kind of remember a lot of complaining 146 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,841 and wishing for it to be over. 147 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:21,314 I think you have me confused 148 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:24,080 with what's gonna happen when you get out of that shower. 149 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,684 Hey, all set. What do you think? 150 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:33,763 There's plenty of room for everybody, a view out the window. 151 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:36,093 My spot on the couch has a great view of a window. 152 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,035 Sometimes I can see space battles through it. 153 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,296 It's called a TV. 154 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:44,703 Give it a chance, Sheldon, you might actually like it. 155 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:47,472 You're absolutely right. 156 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:51,548 Nope. 157 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:56,219 Well, you can't say he didn't give it a fair shot. 158 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,049 So, when can we get rid of it? 159 00:07:58,178 --> 00:07:59,122 We're not. 160 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,159 What about the roommate agreement? 161 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:04,124 It specifically states that any changes in furnishing 162 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,230 have to be approved by the Furnishing Committee. 163 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,525 Which only sits on alternate years. 164 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:11,328 Yeah, and by the way, it sits over there. 165 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:13,695 Come on, that is ridiculous. 166 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:17,000 She's right. A committee that important should meet more often. 167 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:18,974 That's not what I'm saying. 168 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,842 This is the thing about me standing up to him 169 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,208 and not letting him run my life? 170 00:08:23,370 --> 00:08:24,542 Yes. 171 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,183 That. 172 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,853 Okay. I think we've found the problem here. 173 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,751 It's not the table at all. 174 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:32,981 It's you. 175 00:08:33,146 --> 00:08:34,250 Me? 176 00:08:34,414 --> 00:08:36,416 It's always me, take one for the team. 177 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:39,561 I have spent years turning this lump of clay 178 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:41,824 into an acceptable conduit for my will, 179 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,400 and then you came along and reshaped him, 180 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,731 with your newfangled ideas and your fancy genitals. 181 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:51,106 Are you gonna let him talk to me like this? 182 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,370 "Fancy" sounds like a compliment. 183 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,875 Okay, I have not tried to change Leonard. 184 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,606 That's just what happens in relationships. 185 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,444 Look how much Amy's changed you. 186 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,609 -That's not true. -Please. 187 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,448 When I first met you, you were incapable 188 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:05,021 of touching another human being. 189 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,684 Now you're holding hands, you're going on dates, 190 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,849 you even made out with her on a train. 191 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:11,590 She told you? 192 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:13,560 Of course she told me, it's the most interesting thing 193 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,563 that's ever happened to her in her entire life! 194 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:20,568 You're too close to it, but Amy has had a huge impact on you. 195 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,138 You're right. 196 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,035 Without realizing it, I've allowed that woman 197 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:27,769 to alter my personality. 198 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,137 Sheldon, you didn't have a personality, 199 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,078 you just had some shows you liked. 200 00:09:34,874 --> 00:09:36,046 No. 201 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,745 No, I've changed. 202 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,118 Like the frog who's put in a pot of water 203 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:41,623 that's heated so gradually 204 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,920 he doesn't realize he's boiling to death. 205 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,121 Or you're the frog who's been kissed by a princess 206 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:47,458 and turned into a prince. 207 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:49,930 Or you're just a tall, annoying frog. 208 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,269 Excuse me. 209 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,167 I have to break up with my girlfriend. 210 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,671 -Sheldon, wait. -No. 211 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,003 You've opened my eyes to the truth. 212 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:03,079 Amy has made me a more affectionate, open-minded person. 213 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:06,416 And that stops now. 214 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:10,687 -We should call her. -Yeah. 215 00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,491 Amy, it's Penny. Hey. Just a little heads-up. 216 00:10:15,648 --> 00:10:17,958 Leonard bought a dining room table. 217 00:10:18,651 --> 00:10:20,358 Yeah. Sheldon's breaking up with you. 218 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,763 Amy? Amy? 219 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:29,700 Amy? 220 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,942 I'll get right to the point. 221 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,272 I think we need to end this relationship, so.... 222 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:38,109 Just sign this with your finger, and... 223 00:10:38,271 --> 00:10:42,617 Please don't cry on my iPad. I didn't get AppleCare. 224 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:45,778 I'm not surprised you want to end the relationship. 225 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,482 I'm a little surprised you didn't get AppleCare. 226 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,227 Anyway, enjoy your life. Where do I sign? 227 00:10:52,385 --> 00:10:54,058 At the bottom. I must say, 228 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,700 I'm relieved you're not making more of a scene out of this. 229 00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,233 I've already moved on. 230 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:01,339 Besides, this breakup has nothing to do with me. 231 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,395 It doesn't? 232 00:11:02,562 --> 00:11:04,633 Of course not. This is just Leonard 233 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,175 trying to take the focus off that dreadful table 234 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,971 by sowing discord in our relationship. 235 00:11:09,135 --> 00:11:11,376 He's manipulating you like he always does. 236 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,412 Wait, now, hang on. 237 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,979 You think he manipulates me? 238 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:18,178 All the time. 239 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:22,352 And he knew that as your girlfriend, I wasn't gonna stand by 240 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,859 and let him bring a table into your apartment. 241 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,089 I mean, a table? Come on! 242 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,092 It is hideous. 243 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,568 Well, thankfully, I won't have to see it, 244 00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:35,205 'cause I won't be your girlfriend anymore. 245 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,570 Amy Farrah Fowler. 246 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,276 Why, yes, I would like to take a survey. 247 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,936 Wait. 248 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,249 You were really gonna stand by me against the dining room table? 249 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:50,087 Of course I was. 250 00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,446 Wait. 251 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:56,059 How do I know that you're not manipulating me right now? 252 00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:00,463 I think if I were manipulating you, you'd be smart enough to see it. 253 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,762 How do I know you're not saying that as part of the manipulation? 254 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,437 I think you'd be smart enough to see that, too. 255 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,775 Okay. 256 00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,741 I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time, I just had to be sure. 257 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,917 It's pretty exciting that NASA wants to send Howard back up. 258 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:25,650 Yeah, exciting. 259 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,822 Can I ask you something? 260 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,255 Course. 261 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,589 He hated that entire experience. 262 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,059 Does it make me an awful wife 263 00:12:33,219 --> 00:12:34,823 if I don't think he should do it again? 264 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:36,262 Not at all. 265 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,494 He's forgotten how miserable he was the entire time he was up there. 266 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:43,334 It's like me in those moments when I miss India. 267 00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,401 So you'll talk to him? 268 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:46,441 Why me? 269 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:48,739 I'm his wife, I don't want to ruin it for him. 270 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,644 That's the dynamic. I'm the fun one, you're the buzzkill. 271 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,912 Since when am I the buzzkill? 272 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,745 -Do you think this is cool? -No, I think it's stupid. 273 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,116 Aha! 274 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,624 You're right, it's great. 275 00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,762 -Hello. -Hey. 276 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,094 You guys didn't break up. 277 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:13,035 No. Sorry to disappoint you, but Amy pointed out 278 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,935 that you we only trying to manipulate me. 279 00:13:15,094 --> 00:13:16,198 Which you also figured out by yourself. 280 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,468 Which I also figured out by myself. 281 00:13:20,266 --> 00:13:21,643 Well, I'm glad you're still together. 282 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,543 Okay, you can stop trying to make this about our relationship. 283 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,275 -Which is stronger than ever. -Which is stronger than ever. 284 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,985 This is about you trying to change my environment, 285 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,885 which was perfect the way it was. 286 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,822 But it got the way it was through change. 287 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,327 The spot that you love to sit in, that no one else can sit in, 288 00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:43,991 only exists because, despite your objections, I bought this couch. 289 00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:49,004 Me. So explain why that change was bad and this change was good. 290 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,475 Um.... 291 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,244 You don't need to explain yourself to him. 292 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,642 I don't need to explain myself to you! 293 00:13:58,738 --> 00:14:00,911 You're sick of his nonsense and ready to move in with me. 294 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,917 Keep the table! We don't use that space! 295 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,852 Damn it, I got cocky. 296 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,424 Hey, Bernie. I'm home.... Hello. 297 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,659 Hi, honey. 298 00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,028 What's going on? 299 00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:21,234 Maybe you should have a seat. 300 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,006 Okay. 301 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,168 I know my mom's not dead, there'd be balloons. 302 00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:32,239 First off, know that we all love you and cherish you. 303 00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,248 -Well, I wouldn't-- -Daddy. 304 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,777 You're great. 305 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,754 -Can I say something? -Of course. 306 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,426 Hey, Fruit Loops. 307 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,288 Massimino? Why are you here? 308 00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:50,434 I heard you were thinking about going back up to the space station, 309 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,797 and as someone who's been there with you.... 310 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,303 Wall, you know how astronauts need to have the 'right stuff"? 311 00:14:55,461 --> 00:14:56,872 Sure. 312 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:58,907 The stuff you have is wrong. 313 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,914 You don't think I did a good job up there? 314 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,448 You did a fine job. 315 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,416 It's just, you were scared and miserable the whole time. 316 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,389 I think what we're all trying to say is, you don't seem to be remembering 317 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,548 how traumatic the experience was for you. 318 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,926 Like how women often forget the pain of childbirth. 319 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,389 Like a woman. Great analogy. 320 00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,230 Fine, maybe I was a little scared. 321 00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,302 You peed in your space suit. 322 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,500 You're supposed to do that. 323 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,642 Not during the fitting. 324 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,007 Son, do I need to remind you what you asked me to do 325 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,807 before you went up last time? 326 00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:40,678 Hang on. That was just me joking around. 327 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,184 You wanted me to shoot you in the foot. 328 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:46,354 Come on, how is that not a joke? 329 00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,514 "You got to get me out of this. Shoot me in the foot." 330 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,187 Don't forget all the other astronauts picking on you. 331 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,356 And how you threw up in zero gravity, 332 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:57,262 and it floated back in your mouth. 333 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,496 And you threw up again. And so on and so on. 334 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,498 That was funny. 335 00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:10,212 Okay, so I wasn't exactly John Glenn up there, 336 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:13,282 but I've changed, I'm a different man now. 337 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:17,387 I'm a little insulted that you guys don't think I can handle it. 338 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:20,114 You know you're gonna have to go through survival training again. 339 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,385 Really? 340 00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,824 You've got to get me out of this! 341 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,328 What do you want me to do? You're perfectly healthy. 342 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,159 Check my blood pressure again! 343 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,392 I can get it higher, just give me a second. 344 00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,168 Hello? -Hi, Ma. How are you? 345 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:38,004 How I am is not dead! 346 00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,542 But you wouldn't know that, because you don't love me enough 347 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,008 to pick up the phone! 348 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,579 Go, go, go! 349 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,082 For all you know, l could have slipped in the tub and drowned! 350 00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,346 That's what happened to your Aunt Ida! 351 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,680 Wow. 352 00:16:58,151 --> 00:17:00,757 Howard, I'm so sorry your blood pressure was off the charts. 353 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,595 Me, too. The doctor was willing to fudge the results, 354 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:08,000 but it just seemed so darned dishonest. 355 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,271 But the mission wouldn't be for at least a year. 356 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,342 Isn't that enough time to get your blood pressure under-- 357 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,912 My blood pressure's too high, okay? Drop it. 358 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:21,544 You know, my aunt changed her diet, and in a few months, she-- 359 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:24,278 Went to space? I don't think so. Now, pass the soy sauce. 360 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,854 Not the green one, the red one. 361 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,224 Sheldon, Amy, will you please come join us? 362 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,623 It's fun up here. 363 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,196 So why are you trying to ruin it? 364 00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,391 No, thanks. We're fine. 365 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,537 I mean, if you people want to eat at the table, 366 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:41,535 then that's what you should do. 367 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,230 I like eating down here 368 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,967 because this is how we've always done things. 369 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:48,373 But if those days are gone, they're gone. 370 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,071 It just makes me sad. 371 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,977 Now I feel bad. 372 00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:56,586 Don't anthropomorphize him, he's got big eyes, 373 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,949 but his feelings are not like ours. 374 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,284 No, It just seems silly for us to sit in two groups. 375 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,225 Lt's not silly if you think of that group 376 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,888 as being led by a big, evil baby. 377 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:15,797 Look at Amy down there. 378 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:17,972 Should we go? 379 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,906 Let's go. 380 00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:21,602 Penny, this was your idea. 381 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,508 You said that I should stand up to him. 382 00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:24,977 Forget it, Leonard. 383 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,616 It's over. 384 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:28,910 Fine. 385 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,688 Rajesh? 386 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,522 Screw that! I sat on the floor for seven years. 387 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,357 I'm staying right here! 388 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,998 Come on, Raj, it's not the same without you. 389 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,702 Fine. 390 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,602 But no more making fun of how I say tings. 391 00:18:51,197 --> 00:18:53,336 You mean "tings" like "moo-stache"? 392 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,680 Well, isn't this nice. 393 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,018 Sometimes the baby wins.