1 00:00:06,721 --> 00:00:13,075 ♪ Got too much time And nowhere to go ♪ 2 00:00:13,077 --> 00:00:20,849 ♪ But I drink enough to say hello ♪ 3 00:00:28,348 --> 00:00:30,378 ♪ ♪ But I'm high enough 4 00:00:30,498 --> 00:00:32,982 Not to give a... ♪ Goddamn it! 5 00:00:33,259 --> 00:00:35,292 Cut! Okay, whoa! 6 00:00:35,294 --> 00:00:37,294 Cut it, fellas! 7 00:00:37,296 --> 00:00:38,929 Man, I am blowing this jug. 8 00:00:38,931 --> 00:00:41,067 What the hell is wrong with you? 9 00:00:41,187 --> 00:00:42,854 You are what's wrong with me! 10 00:00:42,856 --> 00:00:44,622 It's 5:50 in the goddamn morning! 11 00:00:44,624 --> 00:00:46,624 Uh, duh, it's called the golden hour. 12 00:00:46,626 --> 00:00:48,426 - The... - The light takes on a 13 00:00:48,428 --> 00:00:49,894 - special quality. - I know what it means, 14 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:51,596 - but... - Then you know it's 15 00:00:51,598 --> 00:00:53,331 the best time to record stuff, so... 16 00:00:53,333 --> 00:00:55,166 Film! It's the best time to record 17 00:00:55,168 --> 00:00:57,235 things on film! It cannot possibly have any 18 00:00:57,237 --> 00:00:59,637 - effect on recording audio. - Oh, was I supposed 19 00:00:59,639 --> 00:01:01,439 - to be recording that? - Krieger! 20 00:01:01,441 --> 00:01:03,074 Goddamn it. 21 00:01:03,076 --> 00:01:04,542 We're losing the light! 22 00:01:04,544 --> 00:01:06,444 We're not losing me blowing this jug. 23 00:01:06,446 --> 00:01:07,845 Are you bothering them? 24 00:01:07,847 --> 00:01:10,248 I am, and also, happy Opposite Day. 25 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:12,283 - Is she bothering you? - Yes! 26 00:01:12,285 --> 00:01:14,252 - Stop bothering them. - They're the ones... 27 00:01:14,254 --> 00:01:16,220 They are trying to make a record, Lana, and there 28 00:01:16,222 --> 00:01:18,656 is a finite amount of golden hour. 29 00:01:18,658 --> 00:01:20,391 - Which, again... - I know, but if 30 00:01:20,393 --> 00:01:22,693 - Cherlene's happy... - Outlaw country, 31 00:01:22,695 --> 00:01:24,896 woooooo! 32 00:01:24,898 --> 00:01:27,765 "Woo," exactly. Then I am happy. 33 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:30,468 Or at least I will be, once we start selling some records. 34 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:32,370 I'll be happy when I can sleep without getting up to 35 00:01:32,372 --> 00:01:34,505 - pee every six minutes. - Pfft, you think 36 00:01:34,507 --> 00:01:37,141 you're not sleeping now? Wait till that thing's born. 37 00:01:37,143 --> 00:01:38,743 - Oh! - So do yourself and 38 00:01:38,745 --> 00:01:41,412 those bosoms of yours a favor, and get a wet nurse. 39 00:01:41,414 --> 00:01:43,881 That cannot still be a thing. 40 00:01:43,883 --> 00:01:45,817 Preferably one who cooks. 41 00:01:45,819 --> 00:01:49,620 We had a Dominican, just lovely, bosoms like... well, like yours, 42 00:01:49,622 --> 00:01:54,192 but umpteen babies later. My God, Sterling loved her. 43 00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:56,627 She was with us nearly four years. 44 00:01:56,629 --> 00:02:01,165 Now what was her name? I want to say Mariela? 45 00:02:01,167 --> 00:02:03,734 Maricela? Wait, or Ruby? 46 00:02:03,736 --> 00:02:05,503 - I don't... - The point is, they 47 00:02:05,505 --> 00:02:08,206 steal from you; it's just the cost of doing business. 48 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,308 Steal what? 49 00:02:10,310 --> 00:02:13,177 We haven't been paid in months, Malory; I'm pretty much broke. 50 00:02:13,179 --> 00:02:15,780 Join the club. Because believe me, if I had 51 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:19,617 the money, I would get the hell out of this... Hillbilly Hilton. 52 00:02:19,619 --> 00:02:21,719 Am I supposed to be recording this? 53 00:02:21,721 --> 00:02:23,621 - Krieger! - Watch it! 54 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:25,356 - Goddamn it! - Whoa! 55 00:02:25,358 --> 00:02:26,891 Jug down! 56 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:29,494 - Jug down! - As difficult as that 57 00:02:29,496 --> 00:02:31,929 would be. 58 00:02:31,931 --> 00:02:35,566 I'm 'a plant a red fern for ya, jug. 59 00:03:12,647 --> 00:03:15,564 Item one: Woodhouse, scrape. 60 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:18,605 Yes, mum. 61 00:03:18,607 --> 00:03:21,141 And gripe all you want, but no one is eating Eggs 62 00:03:21,143 --> 00:03:24,144 Woodhouse until you people start bringing in some money! 63 00:03:24,146 --> 00:03:26,246 But they were already cooked; what good does it do 64 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,281 - to throw them away? - None. 65 00:03:28,283 --> 00:03:31,685 That's the whole point. And no cocaine donuts for you! 66 00:03:31,687 --> 00:03:34,054 Aw, come on! I got to load up my body before 67 00:03:34,056 --> 00:03:36,189 - Krieger sells it all! - Before what? 68 00:03:36,191 --> 00:03:38,058 - What? - Krieger's selling the 69 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:41,194 - cocaine online. - Are you insane? 70 00:03:41,196 --> 00:03:44,131 Yeah, if it's insane to use an X-gen asymmetric onion 71 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,299 router and digital cryptocurrency to sell your 72 00:03:46,301 --> 00:03:49,569 cocaine anonymously and completely risk-free. 73 00:03:49,571 --> 00:03:52,639 Ah... Or a lot of the other shit I do. 74 00:03:52,641 --> 00:03:55,142 But... so do people e-mail you, or...? 75 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:57,244 No. It's like shopping online, only 76 00:03:57,246 --> 00:03:59,813 for cocaine. I've already sold, uh... 77 00:03:59,815 --> 00:04:03,416 - Wow, almost 800 grand worth. - Really? 78 00:04:03,418 --> 00:04:05,619 - But how do we get paid? - With a totally 79 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:07,687 untraceable digital currency that we can exchange for real 80 00:04:07,689 --> 00:04:12,526 U.S. dollars whenever we want. I call 'em Kriegerrands. 81 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:14,528 And then how do they get the cocaine? 82 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:22,669 We pack it up and Oh, for... 83 00:04:22,671 --> 00:04:27,307 I'll send up some help. And, missy, you had better watch it. 84 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:33,480 Jesus, 85 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:35,482 - these taste like calluses. - Ew. 86 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,384 - Gross. - That's so accurate. 87 00:04:37,386 --> 00:04:39,853 Lana. Lana. 88 00:04:39,855 --> 00:04:42,055 La... 89 00:04:42,057 --> 00:04:50,764 What's up her gigantic giant ass? 90 00:04:50,766 --> 00:04:52,899 Wh... Probably you shitheads! 91 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,634 - What did we do? - Besides keeping 92 00:04:54,636 --> 00:04:56,836 everybody up all night with your damn hootenannies... 93 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:59,105 Wait, that was a hootenanny? 94 00:04:59,107 --> 00:05:01,408 ...has anybody even thought about throwing her a 95 00:05:01,410 --> 00:05:03,543 - goddamn baby shower?! - Ew! 96 00:05:03,545 --> 00:05:05,111 - Um... - Pfft, you mean a 97 00:05:05,113 --> 00:05:06,646 - bastard sh... Ow! - Cyril, shut your 98 00:05:06,648 --> 00:05:09,349 pout-hole, accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your 99 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,285 league that impregnating her would've basically been 100 00:05:12,287 --> 00:05:15,755 interspecies breeding, and get on with your life! 101 00:05:15,757 --> 00:05:18,625 And then go get a cake. Okay, Ray... 102 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:21,294 Ray, Cyril, go help Krieger pack the cocaine. 103 00:05:21,296 --> 00:05:23,563 Cherlene, go pick or grin or something, and the rest of 104 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:25,432 - you... - We're throwing Lana 105 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:27,234 - a baby shower. - Wh...? 106 00:05:27,236 --> 00:05:30,470 We haven't done that yet? I said move, people! 107 00:05:30,472 --> 00:05:33,273 Go, go, go, go, go! 108 00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:35,609 Idiots. All right, I need them here 109 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:38,612 making music and packaging cocaine, so this baby shower is 110 00:05:38,614 --> 00:05:41,314 up to you. Don't cock it up like you did 111 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:43,583 - Texas! - Hey! 112 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,452 Oh, blow it out your ass! 113 00:05:47,456 --> 00:05:49,456 I was hoping you'd do that. 114 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:52,525 Okay, we should make a list. Item one: some paper to write 115 00:05:52,527 --> 00:05:54,694 said list on. 116 00:05:54,696 --> 00:05:57,264 Item two... Woodhouse! Get in here! 117 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:59,366 - Sir? - Here, here's... 118 00:05:59,368 --> 00:06:02,202 400 bucks; go get all the stuff for a baby shower: cake, 119 00:06:02,204 --> 00:06:05,372 decorations, some of those water guns shaped like dicks... 120 00:06:05,374 --> 00:06:07,407 I think that's bachelorette parties. 121 00:06:07,409 --> 00:06:10,477 Really? Wow, okay, that explains... 122 00:06:10,479 --> 00:06:12,846 Uh, never mind. And, Woodhouse, 123 00:06:12,848 --> 00:06:15,715 if you spend any of this on heroin, you better buy enough to 124 00:06:15,717 --> 00:06:17,784 - O.D. on, bec... - Will do! 125 00:06:17,786 --> 00:06:20,353 - Will don't! - Wait, so if Woodhouse is 126 00:06:20,355 --> 00:06:22,289 getting everything we need for the party, then... 127 00:06:22,291 --> 00:06:24,424 Oh, not everything, Pam. 128 00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:28,461 Because... you and I are going to get Kenny Loggins to play 129 00:06:28,463 --> 00:06:31,598 - Lana's baby shower. - Goddamn it. 130 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:40,840 Pam. Danger zone. ♪ Wait, wait, wait, no. 131 00:06:40,842 --> 00:06:43,576 - ♪ This is it. - Yeah, you guys box 132 00:06:43,578 --> 00:06:45,979 it up, I slap on a mailing label from the printer, bing bang 133 00:06:45,981 --> 00:06:48,848 - boom, it's good to go zoom. - So, why are we in 134 00:06:48,850 --> 00:06:50,950 - our underwear? - Eh, don't worry 135 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,986 - about it. - Because it kind of seems 136 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,455 like this is about you and not really about Lana. 137 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,891 Okay, A, Lana loves Kenny Loggins. 138 00:06:57,893 --> 00:06:59,893 - Really? - I don't know. 139 00:06:59,895 --> 00:07:02,495 I mean, I assume she does. I do. 140 00:07:02,497 --> 00:07:04,597 Whoa, whoa, where you think you're going? 141 00:07:04,599 --> 00:07:07,300 Uh, well, to give Mr. Loggins his wardrobe. 142 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,602 Not without a pass you're not. 143 00:07:09,604 --> 00:07:11,871 - Yeah, we... - Hey, I appreciate you're 144 00:07:11,873 --> 00:07:14,441 just doing your job, but if Kenny doesn't get this 145 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:16,543 embroidered hippie shirt and these gigantic bell-bottoms, I 146 00:07:16,545 --> 00:07:18,545 highly doubt you'll have a job tomorrow. 147 00:07:18,547 --> 00:07:20,547 Look, he ain't even here. 148 00:07:20,549 --> 00:07:22,549 He's probably still at the Tuntmore. 149 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:24,551 Now, was that so hard... neck nuts? 150 00:07:24,553 --> 00:07:26,653 Good instincts back there, Pam. 151 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:29,622 That's what we field agents call... Hmm. 152 00:07:29,624 --> 00:07:31,891 Guess I'm not a field agent anymore though. 153 00:07:31,893 --> 00:07:34,894 Man, you got to miss it. 154 00:07:34,896 --> 00:07:37,764 - What a rush! - Yeah, I miss it, but 155 00:07:37,766 --> 00:07:40,033 calm down. Jesus, it's not like you killed 156 00:07:40,035 --> 00:07:42,535 a guy. Taxi! 157 00:07:42,537 --> 00:07:44,754 Okay, so phase two may call for 158 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,407 some field craft. A, there's no way a superstar 159 00:07:47,409 --> 00:07:49,976 like Kenny Loggins is gonna be registered under his own name. 160 00:07:49,978 --> 00:07:52,345 Yeah. It's not like he's Messina. 161 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,314 Don't do that. Don't ever do that! 162 00:07:54,316 --> 00:07:56,649 - Sorry! Geez! - You should be. 163 00:07:56,651 --> 00:07:59,986 Jim Messina is a genius, and without him, no Poco. 164 00:07:59,988 --> 00:08:02,522 Where was I? Oh, yeah, we'll probably need to 165 00:08:02,524 --> 00:08:04,524 access the computer terminal at reception, so just follow my 166 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,526 - lead. - Could I just follow 167 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:08,528 - Kenny Loggins? - Wha...? 168 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:10,530 Well, maybe because it's in the rider, 169 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,532 which I'll be happy to come down there and shove up his ass. 170 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,567 Uh, excuse me, Mr.Loggins? 171 00:08:14,569 --> 00:08:16,569 - Hi, I'm, uh... Uh-huh, 172 00:08:16,571 --> 00:08:18,571 uh-huh, uh-huh. - What the shit, 173 00:08:18,573 --> 00:08:20,573 - Loggins?! - Ricky, bad 174 00:08:20,575 --> 00:08:22,575 - touch! - Hands off Mr. Loggins! 175 00:08:22,577 --> 00:08:24,577 Hands off me, Lurch. Look at my suit. 176 00:08:24,579 --> 00:08:26,579 Zap, Ricky, zap! 177 00:08:26,581 --> 00:08:28,581 Hey... Aah! 178 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:31,351 Uh, hang on. Hit him again. 179 00:08:31,353 --> 00:08:33,520 - Wait! No, no, no, no! - What?! I... 180 00:08:33,522 --> 00:08:35,922 What's that? 181 00:08:35,924 --> 00:08:38,691 No, no, never mind. It's just a fan. 182 00:08:38,693 --> 00:08:40,994 Holy shit zaps! 183 00:08:40,996 --> 00:08:43,029 Are you okay? 184 00:08:43,031 --> 00:08:45,366 Yeah, and I don't know about you, but 185 00:08:45,486 --> 00:08:46,725 I'm gonna be pretty upset 186 00:08:46,845 --> 00:08:49,111 if I end up having to murder Kenny Loggins. 187 00:08:50,804 --> 00:08:52,271 Meh. 188 00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:56,721 Yeah, that's fair! Kick out the guy whose custom 189 00:08:56,961 --> 00:09:00,579 Super 220 wool suit was ruined by Kenny Loggins! 190 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:02,581 And where were you during all that? 191 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:05,584 Oh, man, I was like, "What?!" 192 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:08,520 - So, what's up? What's the plan? - The plan is 193 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:12,157 - shut up and come on. - No, we have to play 194 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:15,160 games at the baby shower. There's Don't Drop the Baby, uh, 195 00:09:15,162 --> 00:09:18,730 - Dirty Diaper Game... - What in God's name is 196 00:09:18,732 --> 00:09:20,833 - the Dirty Diaper Game? - Oh, my God, it's 197 00:09:20,835 --> 00:09:22,835 hilarious. You get a bunch of newborn 198 00:09:22,837 --> 00:09:25,003 diapers, then you microwave different candy bars... 199 00:09:25,005 --> 00:09:28,106 Stop! Yeah, let me just stop you there, because if 200 00:09:28,108 --> 00:09:30,742 you finish that sentence, I'm going to rub cocaine in your 201 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,745 - eyes until you are blind. - Goddamn, Shawshank. 202 00:09:33,747 --> 00:09:35,981 Uh, Malory? 203 00:09:35,983 --> 00:09:38,183 - What?! - What... do you want? 204 00:09:38,185 --> 00:09:40,219 - Jesus. - I, um... 205 00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:43,655 Okay, so, as you know, or should know, I'm pregnant and... 206 00:09:43,657 --> 00:09:45,657 Lana, it's too late to... 207 00:09:45,659 --> 00:09:47,693 Okay, let me stop you. Having the baby-- don't know why 208 00:09:47,695 --> 00:09:49,695 that's such a mindbender for everybody, but... 209 00:09:49,697 --> 00:09:51,830 - Well... - But... Hush. I have a 210 00:09:51,832 --> 00:09:54,099 lot of pretty major expenses coming up, and since we haven't 211 00:09:54,101 --> 00:09:57,603 been paid... Look, I hate to ask, but 212 00:09:57,605 --> 00:09:59,605 - I need... - WIC! 213 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:01,607 - What? - It's like welfare but 214 00:10:01,609 --> 00:10:03,609 for babies. I don't know-- I'm not a 215 00:10:03,611 --> 00:10:05,611 Democrat. But I think they give you a 216 00:10:05,613 --> 00:10:14,953 birth cheese. I only had $200. 217 00:10:14,955 --> 00:10:18,957 Not you. Really? $200? 218 00:10:18,959 --> 00:10:21,894 Okay, there's $200 for the uniforms, $100 for the 219 00:10:21,896 --> 00:10:26,932 sweet wigs and another $300 for Kenny Loggins' room number. 220 00:10:26,934 --> 00:10:30,269 Mm-hmm. - So, I'm curious-- why 221 00:10:30,271 --> 00:10:32,971 didn't you just call Cherlene, who owns the hotel? 222 00:10:32,973 --> 00:10:35,107 And I'm curious-- why didn't you remind 223 00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:37,276 - me about that until just now? - You said shut up, 224 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,278 - J. Alfred Gotrocks. - What? 225 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,280 We haven't been paid in forever. 226 00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:43,282 Where are you getting all this money? 227 00:10:43,284 --> 00:10:46,385 I, uh... sold some artwork? 228 00:10:46,387 --> 00:10:48,854 Goddamn it! What did I tell you about 229 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:52,190 - staying up on the wall, ghosts?! - Okay, since I am or 230 00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:56,695 was a world-class secret agent, when we get up to his room, do 231 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:59,698 - actually follow my lead or... - Hang on, let me grab a 232 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,867 - name tag. - Ruby! Ruby! 233 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,869 Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby. 234 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,138 - Is there a Ruby?! - It's pretty close to 235 00:11:06,140 --> 00:11:08,140 - Ruby. - No, Pam, it isn't. 236 00:11:08,142 --> 00:11:10,175 - Well, why do... - Don't worry about it. 237 00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:12,711 Let it go. And give me one of those mints. 238 00:11:12,713 --> 00:11:15,714 - Dude, they're cocaine. - Of course 239 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:17,883 - they are. - Right? 240 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,918 All right, here's the penthouse. 241 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,921 Now, I cannot stress this enough, Pam: follow my lead. 242 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:25,190 - Okay. - Room ser... 243 00:11:25,192 --> 00:11:27,759 - Housekeeping! - What 244 00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:30,228 - did I just... - Prostitute! 245 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,331 What the hell is your 246 00:11:32,333 --> 00:11:36,401 - problem? - Besides my face hurts? 247 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:39,104 Why do I pay you 20 grand a month? 248 00:11:39,106 --> 00:11:41,940 I don't want to read about Kenny Loggins; I want to read about 249 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:45,344 K-Log. Jesus, don't ever get a 250 00:11:45,346 --> 00:11:48,246 - publicist. - Well, as a lowly room 251 00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:51,883 service waiter, I probably won't, but... 252 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:54,886 - Wow. Okay, uh... K-Log didn't 253 00:11:54,888 --> 00:11:58,156 - order room service. - Sure, you did. 254 00:11:58,158 --> 00:12:01,326 No, I didn't. 255 00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,829 A housekeeper and/or 256 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,831 - prostitute? - You think 257 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,033 K-Log needs to pay for sex, do you? 258 00:12:08,035 --> 00:12:11,870 Mm... no, but, that being said, I do think he needs 259 00:12:11,872 --> 00:12:14,906 to reevaluate this whole K-Log thing. 260 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,908 Oh, yeah? Well, I think you need to 261 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,378 - reevaluate your face. - My... Oh. 262 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:20,846 Okay. I can explain that. 263 00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:22,752 - How? - Uh... 264 00:12:23,236 --> 00:12:25,738 - Lip chemo? - It's the crazy guy from the lobby! 265 00:12:25,858 --> 00:12:28,258 Which means you're no prostitute. 266 00:12:28,378 --> 00:12:30,337 And that being said, 267 00:12:30,457 --> 00:12:33,458 I am open to blow jobs for money. I only got eight bucks on me, 268 00:12:33,460 --> 00:12:34,652 - but... - Pam! 269 00:12:34,772 --> 00:12:38,096 Self-esteem, buddy. Come on. Now, let's just put the gun down 270 00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:40,098 - and... - Mr. Loggins, please 271 00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,100 - advise. K-Log. 272 00:12:42,102 --> 00:12:44,269 K-Log, damn it. - Yeah, I'm kind of with 273 00:12:44,271 --> 00:12:46,905 - him on that one. - Oh, really? 274 00:12:46,907 --> 00:12:50,142 So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy? 275 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,144 Wait, what? And also who? 276 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,212 Well, I'll tell you the same thing I told 277 00:12:54,214 --> 00:12:56,248 Borgnar that night in Caracas. It's not for sale. 278 00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:58,250 - At any price. - Who the hell is 279 00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,252 Bor... 280 00:13:02,256 --> 00:13:04,256 Hi-yah! 281 00:13:04,258 --> 00:13:06,291 Ricky, attack! 282 00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:10,162 Yeah, Ricky. 283 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,798 Okay. Okay, good. 284 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:16,802 - Pam, are you good? - Oh, yeah. 285 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,442 Yeah, good, okay. 'Cause this time, I may actually 286 00:13:23,444 --> 00:13:25,444 - murder Kenny Loggins. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, 287 00:13:25,446 --> 00:13:27,512 - wait! - What, Pam?! 288 00:13:27,514 --> 00:13:29,110 First see if he wants a beej. 289 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,876 Loggins! Loggins! 290 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,434 Now, look, before either of us does something we'll both 291 00:13:39,436 --> 00:13:42,804 regret, let's... 292 00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:46,774 Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in! 293 00:13:46,776 --> 00:13:49,911 Okay! 294 00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:57,852 Oh, wow, he really 295 00:13:57,854 --> 00:14:00,321 likes the Paco Rabanne. 296 00:14:00,323 --> 00:14:03,691 Tell Borgnar I'll see him in hell! 297 00:14:03,693 --> 00:14:15,403 Wonder if it's too late to get Messina. 298 00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:19,007 Holy shit. What kind of colossal idiot 299 00:14:19,009 --> 00:14:21,876 - would build a pool like that? - I just want to go 300 00:14:21,878 --> 00:14:24,345 on record as saying that a glass swimming pool on 301 00:14:24,347 --> 00:14:26,447 the penthouse balcony is, without a doubt, 302 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:29,551 the absolute worst idea that I have ever heard in my entire 303 00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:33,888 goddamn life. But you're the men, so... 304 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:36,024 But can you imagine banging in 305 00:14:36,026 --> 00:14:38,927 that thing? Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can. 306 00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:40,795 Drop it! 307 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,298 - Drop it on the ground. - Do you know how bad 308 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,400 that is for it? I will place it on the ground, 309 00:14:45,402 --> 00:14:47,302 - but... - You think 310 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:50,705 K-Log won't shoot, punk? - No, I think K-Log is 311 00:14:50,707 --> 00:14:52,407 - out of bullets. - What? 312 00:14:52,409 --> 00:14:53,942 How did you... 313 00:14:53,944 --> 00:14:55,944 It's just a thing I do. 314 00:14:55,946 --> 00:14:57,946 Now what the hell is in that briefcase? 315 00:14:57,948 --> 00:14:59,948 As if you don't know. 316 00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,950 - I honestly don't. - Liar. 317 00:15:01,952 --> 00:15:04,018 Look, I put my weapon down, I'm not a 318 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,321 threat; how would I know what's in...? 319 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,324 Aah! 320 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:11,593 Pam, no, no, no, no, 321 00:15:11,595 --> 00:15:14,796 no, don't, no, don't... 322 00:15:14,798 --> 00:15:17,065 - Shit. - Ooh, okay. 323 00:15:17,067 --> 00:15:20,001 So one of... 324 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:24,339 One fairly predictable thing is gonna happen now, so... 325 00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:26,341 Aah! Aah! 326 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:30,378 Loggins! 327 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:33,781 - Ooh. - You 328 00:15:33,783 --> 00:15:35,783 saved me. But why? 329 00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:37,885 What do you mean why? 330 00:15:37,887 --> 00:15:40,088 I wanted you to play a baby shower. 331 00:15:40,090 --> 00:15:42,624 - Wait, what? - The Dirty Diaper 332 00:15:42,626 --> 00:15:45,393 game? Water guns shaped like dicks? 333 00:15:45,395 --> 00:15:47,495 - A baby shower. - Oh. 334 00:15:47,497 --> 00:15:50,698 - So, Borgnar? The briefcase? - I don't know anyone 335 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,700 named Borgnar. And I don't want your crazy 336 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,702 briefcase. What the hell is even in that 337 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,704 - thing? - Don't worry 338 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,806 about it. Just let it go. 339 00:15:58,808 --> 00:16:00,875 - I should let you go. - Look, I'm... 340 00:16:00,877 --> 00:16:02,910 - you know... - Sorry? 341 00:16:02,912 --> 00:16:05,413 Mm, more just embarrassed. 342 00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:07,415 Is there some way I can make this all up to you? 343 00:16:07,417 --> 00:16:09,417 - A beej! - Pam! 344 00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:12,420 And no, Kenny Loggins, there's no way to make up for almost 345 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:15,390 killing me over a briefcase full of what I can only assume 346 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,893 is either plutonium or a human soul. 347 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:27,468 Although, that being said.. 348 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,871 - Yes. - Wow, snotty. 349 00:16:29,873 --> 00:16:32,540 Okay, fine, so during the boring parts, just scream "outlaw 350 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:34,575 country." Yeah, 351 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:38,646 - absolutely not. - ♪ Revvin' up your 352 00:16:38,648 --> 00:16:41,582 engine, listen to her howlin' roar... ♪ 353 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,618 Ugh! 354 00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:46,087 Happy baby shower! 355 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,623 - Oh, my God, you guys. - Me first, here! 356 00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,958 It's a breast pump. Go ahead and use it now if you 357 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,361 - want. - I do not want, Krieger, 358 00:16:53,363 --> 00:16:56,097 but thank you. Aw, and thank you, Pam. 359 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:59,100 - It's cocaine! - Oh, of course it is. 360 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:01,102 And also, what the hell happened to you? 361 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,504 - This big bastard. - What big...? 362 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:05,973 - Whoa. - Uh, hi. 363 00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:08,576 - Um, this is a car seat. - Wha... 364 00:17:08,578 --> 00:17:11,112 Goddamn it! This whole stupid baby shower 365 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:14,449 - was my idea! - ♪ Highway 366 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:18,886 to the danger zone ♪ I'll take 367 00:17:18,888 --> 00:17:24,025 you right into the danger zone... ♪ 368 00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:27,462 - Here. - Oh, wow, a check. 369 00:17:27,464 --> 00:17:30,465 - For $80. - Please take me back. 370 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,568 Aw, Cyril. Who's next? 371 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:36,104 Well, I suppose me. And all of this. 372 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:38,706 It's a layette. Onesies, binkies, 373 00:17:38,708 --> 00:17:41,109 itty bitty booties, blah blah blah. 374 00:17:41,111 --> 00:17:44,779 - From baby Bergdorf's. - Oh, my God, it must've 375 00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,814 - been a fortune. - Well, I can afford 376 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:49,417 it. Apparently, Krieger's online 377 00:17:49,419 --> 00:17:51,552 pharmacy is going gangbusters, so... 378 00:17:51,554 --> 00:17:54,989 Pardon me, mum. This was delivered for 379 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,991 - Dr. Krieger. - What...? 380 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,560 - Not now, you shriveled... - Wait a minute. 381 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:01,963 That's the cocaine. So this whole thing was just a 382 00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,965 - sham? - Well, only if by 383 00:18:03,967 --> 00:18:06,901 "sham" you mean "sham." Krieger! 384 00:18:06,903 --> 00:18:08,903 Aah! But you were temporarily so happy! 385 00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:10,905 Krieger, get back here! 386 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:14,041 - Yay! - ♪ You'll never 387 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:19,113 say hello to you until you get it on red line overload ♪ 388 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:22,517 ♪ You'll never know what you can do until you get it 389 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:26,120 up as high as you can ♪ ♪ Go... 390 00:18:26,122 --> 00:18:28,556 Wow. This baby shower actually went 391 00:18:28,558 --> 00:18:30,558 a lot better than I would've imagined. 392 00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,593 - Right? - And what happened to 393 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,829 - you? - Your present, Lana, 394 00:18:34,831 --> 00:18:36,831 - is what happened. - And it's... 395 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:44,972 where, exactly? crib! 396 00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:48,743 Uh, which I want you to have for the baby. 397 00:18:48,745 --> 00:18:50,945 - Archer. - Because you're 398 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:54,448 important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's 399 00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:58,486 - storage unit, because I own him. - Archer. 400 00:18:58,488 --> 00:19:02,790 Archer, that is the sweetest thing anybody has ever given me, 401 00:19:02,792 --> 00:19:04,926 - ever. - Well, yeah. 402 00:19:04,928 --> 00:19:08,763 But, I mean, the big present, obviously, is, uh... 403 00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:12,233 "Danger Zone." "Danger Zone." 404 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:14,869 The... Lana, the song. 405 00:19:14,871 --> 00:19:21,042 ♪ Highway to the danger zone 406 00:19:21,044 --> 00:19:33,154 Right into the danger zone... Ooh... ♪ 407 00:19:33,156 --> 00:19:35,957 Oh. Oh, okay. 408 00:19:35,959 --> 00:19:39,660 "Danger Zone," Lana. You know, how I'm always saying 409 00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:42,964 - "danger zone"? - Uh, kinda? 410 00:19:42,966 --> 00:19:44,999 - Yes? - Well... 411 00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,001 - It's from a song? - Yes, it's from a 412 00:19:47,003 --> 00:19:49,670 song! Recorded by Grammy winner and 413 00:19:49,672 --> 00:19:53,207 possible Faustian bargain-maker Kenny goddamn Loggins! 414 00:19:53,209 --> 00:19:56,677 Okay, calm down. 415 00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:59,647 - So who's Beard Guy? - Are you...? 416 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,649 That's Kenny Loggins! 417 00:20:01,651 --> 00:20:04,816 From Kenny Loggins Roasters? 418 00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:20,560 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com