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Got too much
time and nowhere to go
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But I drink enough
to say hello
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I'm not in love
with anyone
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But I'm high enough
not to give a...
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God damn it!
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Cut! Okay.
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Whoa! Cut it, fellas!
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Man, I am
blowing this jug.
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What the hell is
wrong with you?
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You are what's
wrong with me!
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It's 5:50 in
the goddamn morning!
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Uh, duh! It's called
the golden hour.
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The... The light takes
on a special quality.
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I know what
it means, but...
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Then you know it's the best
time to record stuff, so...
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Film! It's the best time
to record things on film.
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It cannot possibly have any
effect on recording audio.
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Oh! Was I supposed to
be recording that?
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Krieger!
God damn it.
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We're losing
the light!
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We're not losing
me blowing this jug.
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Are you bothering them?
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l am, and also,
happy Opposite Day.
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- Is she bothering you?
- Yes!
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Stop bothering them.
They're the ones...
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They are trying to
make a record, Lana,
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and there is a finite
amount of golden hour.
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Which, again...
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I know, but if
Cherlene's happy...
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Outlaw country! Whoo!
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Whoo! Exactly.
Then I am happy.
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Or at least I will be, once we
start selling some records.
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I'll be happy when
I can sleep without
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getting up to pee
every six minutes.
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You think you're
not sleeping now?
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Wait till that
thing's born.
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So do yourself
and those bosoms
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of yours a favor,
and get a wet nurse.
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That cannot
still be a thing.
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Preferably one
who cooks.
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We had a Dominican,
just lovely.
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Bosoms like... Well, like yours,
but umpteen babies later.
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My God, Sterling loved her.
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She was with us
nearly four years.
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Now what was her name?
I want to say Mariela.
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Maricela? Wait.
Or Ruby?
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I don't... The point is,
they steal from you.
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It's just the cost
of doing business.
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Oh. Steal what?
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We haven't been paid in months, Malory.
I'm pretty much broke.
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Join the club. Because
believe me, if I had the money,
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I would get the hell out
of this hillbilly Hilton.
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Am I supposed to
be recording this?
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Krieger!
Watch it!
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God damn it!
Whoa! Ow!
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Jug down!
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As difficult
as that would be.
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I'ma plant a red
fern for you, jug.
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Ripped By mstoll
Happy New Year 2015 - New Year, New Color ;-)
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Item one.
Woodhouse, scrape.
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Yes, ma'am.
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And gripe all you want, but no
one is eating eggs, Woodhouse,
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until you people start
bringing in some money!
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But they were already cooked.
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What good does it do
to throw them away?
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None! That's the whole point.
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And no cocaine
donuts for you!
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Oh, come on!
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I got to load up my
body before Krieger sells it all.
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Before what?
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Krieger's selling
the cocaine online.
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Are you insane?
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Yeah, if it's
insane to use
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an X-gen asymmetric onion router
and digital cryptocurrency
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to sell your cocaine anonymously
and completely risk-free.
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Or a lot of
the other shit I do.
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But... So do people
e-mail you, or...
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No. It's like shopping
online, only for cocaine.
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I've already sold, wow,
almost 800 grand worth.
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Really? But how
do we get paid?
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With a totally untraceable
digital currency
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that we can exchange for real
US dollars whenever we want.
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I call 'em Kriegerrands.
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And then how do
they get the cocaine?
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We pack it up and ship it.
Easy-peasy.
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At least in theory.
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Oh, for...
I'll send up some help.
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And, missy,
you had better watch it.
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Jesus, these taste
like calluses.
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Ew! Gross.
That's so accurate.
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Lana.
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Lana.
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La...
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What's up her
gigantic giant ass?
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Probably you shitheads!
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What did we do?
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Besides keeping
everybody up all night
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with your damn
hootenannies...
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Wait, that was
a hootenanny?
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Has anybody even
thought about
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throwing her
a goddamn baby shower?
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Ew!
You mean a bastard... Ow!
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Cyril, shut your pouthole,
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accept the fact that Lana was
so far out of your league
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that impregnating her would've
basically been interspecies breeding,
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and get on
with your life!
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And then go get a cake.
Okay, Ray...
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Ray, Cyril, go help
Krieger pack the cocaine.
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Uh, Cherlene, go pick or grin or something.
And the rest of you...
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We're throwing
Lana a baby shower.
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We haven't
done that yet?
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I said move, people!
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Go. so. so. so. 90!
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Idiots.
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All right, I need them here making
music and packaging cocaine,
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so this baby
shower is up to you.
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Don't cock it up
like you did Texas.
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Hey!
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Oh, blow it out
your ass!
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I was hoping
you'd do that.
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Okay, we should
make a list.
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Item one, some paper to
write said list on.
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Item two...
Woodhouse! Get in here!
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Sir?
Here, here's 400 bucks.
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Go get all the stuff
for a baby shower.
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Cake, decorations, some of those
water guns shaped like dicks.
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I think that's
bachelorette parties.
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Really? Wow.
Okay, that explains...
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Uh... Never mind.
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And, Woodhouse, if you spend
any of this on heroin,
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you better buy
enough to OD on because...
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Will do!
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Will don't!
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Wait, so if Woodhouse
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is getting everything we
need for the party, then...
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Oh, not everything, Pam.
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Because you and I
are going to get
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Kenny Loggins to
play Lana's baby shower.
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God damn it.
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Pam. Pam.
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What?
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Danger zone.
Wait, wait, wait, no.
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This is it.
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Yeah, you guys
box it up,
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I slap on a mailing
label from the printer,
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bing, bang, boom,
it's good to go zoom.
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So, why are we
in our underwear?
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Eh. Don't worry
about it.
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Because it kind of
seems like this is
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about you and not
really about Lana.
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Okay, A, Lana loves
Kenny Loggins.
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Really?
I don't know.
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I mean, I assume she does.
I do.
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Whoa, whoa! Where you
think you're going?
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Uh, well, to give
Mr. Loggins his wardrobe.
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Not without
a pass you're not.
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Yeah, we...
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Hey, I appreciate you're
just doing your job,
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but if Kenny doesn't get
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this embroidered hippie shirt and
these gigantic bell-bottoms,
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I highly doubt you'll
have a job tomorrow.
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Look, he ain't even here.
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He's probably
still at the Tuntmore.
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Now, was that so
hard, neck nuts?
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Good instincts
back there, Pam.
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That's what we
field agents call...
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Hmm.
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Guess I'm not a field
agent anymore though.
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Man, you got to miss it.
What a rush!
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Yeah, I miss it,
but calm down.
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Jesus, it's not
like you killed a guy.
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Taxi!
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Okay, so phase two may
call for some field craft.
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A, there's no way a superstar
like Kenny Loggins
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is gonna be registered
under his own name.
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Yeah. It's not
like he's Messina.
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Don't do that.
Don't ever do that!
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Sorry. Jeez!
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You should be.
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Jim Messina is a genius,
and without him, no Poco.
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Where was I?
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Oh, yeah, we'll
probably need to access
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the computer
terminal at reception,
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so just follow my lead.
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Could I just follow Kenny Loggins?
Wha...
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Well, maybe because
it's in the rider,
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which I'll be happy to come down
there and shove up his ass.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Loggins?
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Hi, I'm...
Uh-huh.
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Wha... What?
Uh-huh.
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What the shit, Loggins?
Ricky, bad touch.
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Hands off Mr. Loggins!
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Hands off me, Lurch.
Look at my suit.
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Zap, Ricky, Zap!
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Hey... Ah.
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Ah. Hang on.
Hit him again.
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Wait! No, no, no, no, no!
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What? I...
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What's that? No, no, never mind.
It's just a fan.
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Oh. Holy shit zaps!
Are you okay?
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Yeah, and I don't
know about you,
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but I'm gonna
be pretty upset
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if I end up having to
murder Kenny Loggins.
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Meh.
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Yeah, that's fair!
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Kick out the guy whose
custom Super 220 wool suit
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was ruined by Kenny Loggins!
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00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,387
And where were
you during all that?
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Oh, man,
I was like, "What?"
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So, what's up? What's the plan?
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The plan is shut
up and come on.
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No, we have to play
games at the baby shower.
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There's Don't Drop the Baby,
Dirty Diaper Game...
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What in God's name is
the Dirty Diaper Game?
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Oh, my God,
it's hilarious.
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You get a bunch
of newborn diapers,
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then you microwave
different candy bars...
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Stop! Yeah, let me
just stop you there,
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because if you
finish that sentence,
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I'm going to rub cocaine in
your eyes until you are blind.
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God damn, Shawshank.
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Uh, Malory?
Wha...
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What? What do you want?
Jesus.
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I, um...
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Okay, so, as you know, or should
know, I'm pregnant and...
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Lana, it's too late to...
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Okay, let me stop you.
Having the baby.
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Don't know why that's such a
mindbender for everybody, but...
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Well...
But... Hush.
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I have a lot of pretty
major expenses coming up,
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and since we
haven't been paid...
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Oh. Look, I hate to ask,
but l need...
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WIC!
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00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:05,863
What? It's like welfare,
but for babies.
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I don't know,
I'm not a Democrat.
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00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,568
But I think they
give you a birth cheese.
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A birth cheese.
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Oh, for...
Nothing's ever good enough.
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Sorry, I only had $200.
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Not you.
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Really? $200?
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00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:26,293
Okay, there's $200 for the
uniforms, $100 for the sweet wigs,
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and another $300 for
Kenny Loggins' room number.
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So, I'm curious,
why didn't you just
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call Cherlene
who owns the hotel?
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Oh. And I'm curious,
why didn't
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you remind me about
that until just now?
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You said shut up,
J. Alfred Gotrocks.
249
00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:43,560
What?
250
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,895
We haven't been
paid in forever.
251
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,150
Where are you
getting all this money?
252
00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:49,859
I sold some artwork.
253
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:50,942
God damn it!
254
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,744
What did I tell you about
staying up on the wall, ghosts?
255
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,827
Okay, since I am,
or was,
256
00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,499
a world-class
secret agent,
257
00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:59,827
when we get up
to his room,
258
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,911
do actually
follow my lead or...
259
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,542
Hang on, let me
grab a name tag.
260
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,918
Ruby! Ruby!
261
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,877
Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby.
Is there a Ruby?
262
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,592
It's pretty close to Ruby.
No, Pam, it isn't.
263
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,423
Well, why do...
Don't worry about it.
264
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,634
Let it go. And give me
one of those mints.
265
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:18,516
Dude, they're cocaine.
Oh.
266
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,142
Of course they are.
267
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,393
Right?
268
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,682
All right,
here's the penthouse.
269
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,860
Now, I cannot stress this
enough, Pam, follow my lead.
270
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:26,936
Okay.
271
00:11:27,729 --> 00:11:29,697
Room...
Housekeeping!
272
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,399
What did I just...
273
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:33,655
Prostitute!
274
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,412
What the hell
is your problem?
275
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,034
Besides my face hurts?
276
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,122
Why do I pay you
20 grand a month?
277
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,204
I don't want to read
about Kenny Loggins,
278
00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,631
I want to read about K-Log.
279
00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:50,085
Jesus,
don't ever get a publicist.
280
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:54,389
Well, as a lowly room service
waiter, I probably won't, but...
281
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,715
Whoa!
282
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:56,924
Okay.
283
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,136
K-Log didn't
order room service.
284
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,228
Sure, you did.
285
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,772
No, I didn't.
286
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,898
A housekeeper
and/or prostitute?
287
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,652
You think K-Log needs
to pay for sex, do you?
288
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,029
No, but that
being said,
289
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:17,738
I do think he needs to reevaluate
this whole K-Log thing.
290
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,370
Oh, yeah? Well, I think you
need to reevaluate your face.
291
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:24,419
My... Oh! Okay.
I can explain that.
292
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,666
How?
Uh...
293
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:27,835
Lip chemo?
294
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,291
It's the crazy
guy from the lobby!
295
00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,752
Which means
you're no prostitute.
296
00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,757
And that being said,
297
00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,009
I am open to
blowjobs for money.
298
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:38,258
I only got 8 bucks on me, but...
Pam!
299
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:40,093
Self-esteem, buddy.
Come on.
300
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:42,429
Now, let's just put
the gun down and..-...
301
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,809
Mr. Loggins,
please advise.
302
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,186
K-Log. K-Log, damn it.
303
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,610
Yeah, I'm kind of
with him on that one.
304
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,777
Oh, really?
305
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,277
So you agree with Borgnar's
pathetic little errand boy?
306
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:55,609
Wait, what?
And also who?
307
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,069
Well, I'll tell you
the same thing
308
00:12:57,151 --> 00:12:59,279
I told Borgnar
that night in Caracas.
309
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,036
It's not for sale.
At any price.
310
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,116
Who the hell is...
311
00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:07,578
Hyah!
312
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,331
Ricky, attack!
313
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,212
Yeah, Ricky.
Ooh!
314
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,168
Aah!
315
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,504
Okay. Okay, good.
316
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:16,712
Pam, are you good?
317
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,673
Oh, yeah.
318
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,272
Yeah, good, okay.
'Cause this time,
319
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,190
I may actually
murder Kenny Loggins.
320
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,313
Wait, wait, wait!
321
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,769
What, Pam?
322
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,104
First see if he wants a beej.
323
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,037
Loggins! Loggins!
324
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,369
Now,
look, before either of us
325
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,496
does something we'll
both regret, let's...
326
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:51,085
Okay, that's just unacceptable.
Pam, I'm going in!
327
00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:52,958
Okay!
328
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,969
Wow! He really likes
the Paco Rabanne.
329
00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,430
Tell Borgnar I'll
see him in hell!
330
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:11,024
Urn...
331
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,898
What the shit, Loggins?
332
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,615
Wonder if it's too
late to get Messina.
333
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,452
Holy shit.
334
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:25,373
What kind of colossal idiot
would build a pool like that?
335
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,200
I just want to go
on record as saying
336
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:29,957
that a glass swimming pool
on the penthouse balcony is,
337
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,037
without a doubt,
338
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,497
the absolute worst
idea that I have
339
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:34,958
ever heard in my
entire goddamn life.
340
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:38,132
But you're the men, so...
341
00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,389
But can you imagine
banging in that thing?
342
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,808
Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can.
343
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,762
Drop it!
Drop it on the ground.
344
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,346
Do you know how
bad that is for it?
345
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,727
I will place it on
the ground, but...
346
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,559
You think K-Log
won't shoot, punk?
347
00:14:52,642 --> 00:14:55,737
No, I think K-Log
is out of bullets.
348
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,104
What?
349
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:00,571
How did you...
It's just a thing I do.
350
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,698
Now what the hell
is in that briefcase?
351
00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:04,245
As if you don't know.
352
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,742
I honestly don't.
353
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,823
Liar.
354
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:10,293
Look, I put my weapon down.
I'm not a threat.
355
00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:11,494
How would I know what's in...
356
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,964
Pam, no, no, no.
Don't, no, don't...
357
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,086
Shit.
358
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:23,799
Ooh! Okay. So one of...
359
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:27,852
One fairly predictable thing
is gonna happen now, so...
360
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,147
Loggins!
361
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,989
You saved me.
But why?
362
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,283
What do you mean, why?
363
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,201
I wanted you to
play a baby shower.
364
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,995
Wait, what?
365
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:49,620
The Dirty Diaper Game,
water guns shaped like dicks.
366
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,871
A baby shower.
367
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:54,003
Oh. So, Borgnar,
the briefcase?
368
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,297
I don't know
anyone named Borgnar,
369
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,466
and I don't want
your crazy briefcase.
370
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,009
What the hell is
even in that thing?
371
00:16:00,084 --> 00:16:03,179
Don't worry about it.
Just let it go.
372
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,631
I should let you go.
373
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,387
Look, I'm, you know...
374
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,934
Sorry?
Um...
375
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,556
More just embarrassed.
376
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,808
Is there some way I can
make this all up to you?
377
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,640
A beej!
Pam!
378
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,316
And no, Kenny Loggins,
379
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:18,486
there's no way to make up for
almost killing me over a briefcase
380
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,108
full of what I can
only assume is either
381
00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:22,532
plutonium or a human soul.
382
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,568
Although,
that being said...
383
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,578
It's in D minor. Do you know what that is?
Or even what chords are?
384
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,168
Yes.
Wow. Snotty.
385
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:37,838
Okay, fine, so during the boring
parts, just scream, "Outlaw country."
386
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,416
Yeah, absolutely not.
387
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:43,803
Revvin' up your engines
388
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,176
Listen to her howlin' roar
389
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:50,347
Happy baby shower!
390
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,769
Oh, my God, you guys.
391
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,845
Me first, here!
392
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:55,853
It's a breast pump. Go ahead
and use it now if you want.
393
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:58,606
I do not want,
Krieger, but thank you.
394
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,402
Aw. And thank you, Pam.
395
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,695
It's cocaine!
396
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,648
Aw! Of course it is.
397
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,446
And also, what
the hell happened to you?
398
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,869
This big bastard.
What big...
399
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,491
Whoa!
Uh...
400
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,072
Hi. Um...
401
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,281
This is a car seat.
402
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,166
God damn it!
403
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:17,086
This whole stupid baby
shower was my idea!
404
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:21,632
Highway to the
danger zone
405
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:27,510
I'll take you right into
the danger zone
406
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,634
Here.
Oh, wow!
407
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,435
A check. For $80.
408
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:34,850
Please take me back.
409
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:36,556
Aw, Cyril.
410
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:37,686
Who's next?
411
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,518
Well, I suppose me.
And all of this.
412
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,980
It's a layette. Onesies,
binkies, itty bitty booties...
413
00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,443
Blah blah blah.
414
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,112
From baby Bergdorf's.
415
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,990
Oh, my God,
it must've been a fortune.
416
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,321
Well, I can afford it.
417
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:55,913
Apparently, Krieger's online
pharmacy is going gangbusters, so...
418
00:17:55,992 --> 00:18:00,623
Pardon me, ma'am. This was
delivered for Dr. Krieger.
419
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,332
What... Not now,
you shriveled...
420
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,918
Wait a minute.
That's the cocaine.
421
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,424
So this whole
thing was just a sham?
422
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,926
Well, only if by
"sham" you mean "sham."
423
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,883
Oh. Krieger!
424
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,468
Aah! But you were
temporarily so happy!
425
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,224
Krieger, get back here!
426
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,429
Yeah!
427
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:19,982
They never
say hello to you
428
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,106
Until you get it on
the red line overload
429
00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:26,022
You'll never know
what you can do
430
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,702
Until you get it up
as high as you can go
431
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:32,407
Wow! This baby shower
432
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,864
actually went a lot better
than I would've imagined.
433
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:35,948
Right?
434
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,830
And what happened to you?
435
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:40,206
Your present, Lana,
is what happened.
436
00:18:40,286 --> 00:18:42,539
And it's where, exactly?
437
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,541
What, are you kidding?
It's...
438
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,127
Right here, miss.
439
00:18:47,835 --> 00:18:52,932
That's my crib! Which I want
you to have for the baby.
440
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,135
Archer. Because you're
important to me,
441
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,811
so I made Woodhouse
442
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,391
get it from Mother's storage
unit, because I own him.
443
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,691
Archer.
444
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,815
Archer,
that is the sweetest thing
445
00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,148
anybody has ever
given me, ever.
446
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,356
Well, yeah.
447
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,364
But, I mean, the big
present, obviously, is...
448
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:16,623
Danger Zone.
449
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,995
The... Lana, the song.
450
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:25,082
Highway
to the danger zone
451
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:31,217
Right into the danger zone
452
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,183
Oh. Oh, okay.
453
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,684
Danger Zone, Lana.
454
00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:45,109
You know, how I'm always
saying, "danger zone"?
455
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:48,153
Uh... Kind of. Yes.
456
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,442
Well...
457
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,944
It's from a song?
458
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,275
Yes, it's from a song!
459
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:53,655
Recorded by
Grammy winner
460
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:55,862
and possible
Faustian bargain maker
461
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,572
Kenny goddamn Loggins!
462
00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,953
Okay, calm down.
463
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,619
- So who's Beard Guy?
- Are you...
464
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,046
That's Kenny Loggins!
465
00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,467
From Kenny Loggins
Roasters?
466
00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:17,016
Gonna take you
right into the danger zone
467
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:24,520
Highway to the danger zone
468
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:30,731
Right into the danger zone
469
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:35,239
Highway to the danger zone
470
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:36,736
Danger zone
471
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:42,997
Right into the danger zone
472
00:20:46,103 --> 00:20:56,504
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