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MAN: Ed and Harry,
the Ghostfacers.
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- What the hell are you doing here?
- Uh, we belong here.
Ripped By mstoll
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- We're professionals.
- Professional what?
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Paranormal investigators.
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This stuff right here...
This is our ticket to the big time...
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Fame, money, sex...
with girls.
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- We are family.
- Everything that has ever gone
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wrong between us has been
because we're family.
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So, what?
We're not family now?
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I'm saying you want to work...
let's work.
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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
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- About what you said the other day...
- I thought it didn't bother you.
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I may not think things
all the way through,
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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.
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You didn't save me for me.
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You did it for you.
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♪ (SLOW POP SONG PLAYING) ♪
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(CAMERA CLICKING)
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(FAINT THUD)
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Mom?
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Mom, are you home?
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(GASPING)
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(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
(LINE RINGING)
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WOMAN: 911. What is your emergency?
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There's someone in my room.
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- What is your location?
- (SOBBING SOFTLY)
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Can you give us a location, ma'am?
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Are you still there?
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Ma'am, please do not
hang up.
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We begun tracing your call,
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but I need you to stay
on the line for me.
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- (SCREAMING, GRUNTING)
- (BLADE SLICING)
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Please stay on the line.
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We'll send out an officer...
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All right.
I'll be back.
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Wait.
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Where you headed?
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Washington.
I caught a case.
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You want me to come with?
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Do you want to come?
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On a hunt?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I don't know, man. 'Cause lately
with you, up is down and...
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...down is sideways,
you know?
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I-I--
I don't know what you want.
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Okay. You want in?
Fine.
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Sure thing.
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Photo leaked
from the crime scene.
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Girl was murdered
in her room,
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doors were locked,
the windows were locked.
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- Who's the Wallflower?
- Exactly.
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Best guest,
ghost caught on film.
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So, you're coming.
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Does it look like I'm staying?
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WOMAN: I scrubbed for hours.
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I'll have to rip up the carpet.
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My daughter, Casey...
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She picked out the color herself.
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We're very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
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You mentioned Casey
had no known enemies.
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What about at home?
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Anything unusual
you may have noticed?
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Uh... Electricity acting up
or lights flickering,
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TV on the fritz?
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No, no fritzing.
No cold spots, either.
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Sorry.
Out of curiosity, uh...
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Why do you mention cold spots?
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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...
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...it's been three days since...
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And the police
have found nothing.
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I'd...
I'd have to sell my house
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to afford a private investigator,
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so when
the Supernaturalists called--
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Whoa, uh, sorry, the...
Urn... Supernaturalists?
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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.
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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I...
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I owe it to Casey...
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...to listen.
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Now, they-- they brought up
cold spots in relation to...
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Signs of the paranormal,
I suppose.
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They're coming by today
to take a look.
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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?
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♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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♪ Ghostfacers ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.
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Mm.
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Yeah. Harry,
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I think it's from
that library interview we did.
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Nice.
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- Hey, pal.
- Hmm?
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- What did Dana post?
- No, it's just--
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she changed her profile pic,
and it's cropped,
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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.
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And she's smiling like the dickens.
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Yeah. Uh, it--
It could a platonic...
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(BELL DINGS)
...arm that's touching her.
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Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.
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- Says nobody.
- Ever.
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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.
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You two clowns are gonna get into
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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town
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or I'm gonna put holes
in your knees.
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WAITER: Can I get you guys anything?
Something, uh...
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Uh, we're ready for the bill.
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MAN: Hey.
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There's still crud on this plate.
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Now, hit the sinks and do it right.
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Sorry, Trey.
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First of all,
you guys don't scare us.
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Not at all.
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Say, ola to my little pistola.
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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail
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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, uh, pants there?
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Uh, both?
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Look, whether you like it or not,
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we are handling this situation.
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- Yup,
- Really?
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- Mm-hm.
- 'Cause I see a couple of fame whores
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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.
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Guys, we are investigators,
and we have every right--
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No. No, you don't.
You know why?
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'Cause you're just gonna get
in our way.
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Or you're gonna get
somebody else killed.
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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...
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...or crawl.
Up to you.
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Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?
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We know what we're going.
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- Yup,
- Really?
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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears, huh?
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Where's the--
Where's the fat one?
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And the girl?
There was a girl, right?
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They... We dropped them.
They were dead weight.
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- Well, t-they're still alive.
- They're-- no, they're totally alive.
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I see. So, it's just the,
uh, the dumpy duo, then.
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Well, that's great.
So, here's the deal.
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A ghost will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.
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A ghost? Oh.
(CHUCKLING)
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They think it's a ghost.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
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- It's so not a ghost.
- No.
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Okay. We'll bite.
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What do you think it is?
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Can I do it this time?
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- You got it.
- Okay.
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I've waited all my life for this.
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Amazon me, bitches.
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I will shoot you...
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Bitches.
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Like we were saying,
you were just going, right? Great.
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Good talk.
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Fifty shades of way too much protein.
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- Uh, Dean?
- Yeah?
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Ed and Harry wrote a book.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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"The Skinny on Thinman",
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by America's foremost
Supernaturalists.
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What the hell's a Thinman?
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I don't know.
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Whoa.
Check that out, though.
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That does kind of look like
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whatever was behind
Casey Miles, right?
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Or Garth if somebody
shaved his face off.
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Big whoop.
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Here we go.
"Thinman...
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an urban legend started
on the world wide web
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lurks in the background
of his victims' lives
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until he's ready to kill them."
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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.
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Like, uh, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter.
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They write the book
on that one, too?
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Dude, real or not,
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thousands of people
have posted sightings.
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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.
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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.
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You saying that
'cause you really think
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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?
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Hey, don't forget,
we hit EMF in Casey's room.
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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,
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which can affect the read.
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A girl died in a locked room, Sam,
spells "ghost" right there.
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Maybe it got in there before it was
locked up. Who knows, Dean?
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?
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Spirits don't exactly hop around.
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I know that.
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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?
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Ghosts could be
popping up anywhere.
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Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings
date back a couple years.
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The veil's only been a problem for,
what, the last six months?
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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.
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Look, all I'm saying
is those douchewheels...
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...ain't experts on crap.
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- What are you doing?
- I'm checking the local deaths
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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.
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The closet... The setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.
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- Harry.
- Yeah?
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Come on, man,
would you please stop
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Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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I was right.
Hmm.
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She changed her relationship status
to "It's complicated."
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What does that even mean?
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Who cares?
You broke up with her.
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Everything about that girl
is complicated.
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Okay, I mean,
she gets the cream puffs,
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she tells you
to take out the filling.
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They're just puffs.
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.
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Mm-hm.
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Uh, okay.
I'm-- I'm sorry.
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(EXHALES)
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Okay. I'm good.
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Back on game. Yeah.
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We're so close
to finding Thinman, Ed.
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- Mm-hm.
- I can smell him.
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- I can smell his musk.
- Mm-hm.
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Closer than ever.
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- This is really serious, Harry.
- Yeah.
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I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,
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I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.
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Have you ever thought
that we might just,
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you know, bail on this?
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What?
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What the--
What the hell is wrong with you?
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We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.
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No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.
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We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families... for Dana.
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So, it's about
your ex eating her words?
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It's about making
all the haters eat their words.
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Maggie and Spruce...
they're just deserters.
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They want to lead a "normal life".
I mean, what is that?
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- Screw them. Right?
- Screw them.
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When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on Dr. Phil?
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- No.
- We're gonna be on Dr. Phil.
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- Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy.
- You got it.
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- Yeah...
- Wait for it.
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- You ready?
- Yep.
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The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things...
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...giggles and joy.
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Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.
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(CHUCKLING)
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You are so money right now.
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- You like that?
- This is good stuff.
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And it's gonna pay off
in ladies Ed, lots of ladies.
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We're gonna need...
We're gonna need snorkels...
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...'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much--
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Thought you boys might be thirsty.
247
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,137
Please.
That sounds delicious.
248
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,109
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,
249
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,905
there have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,
250
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,676
none of them connected to
Casey Miles and none of them violent.
251
00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:54,976
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
252
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:58,012
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths
253
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,178
pinned on Thinman.
254
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,286
A vic dies,
then, a couple weeks later,
255
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,121
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.
256
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,021
- So, Thinman's stalking folks?
- According to the lore.
257
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,460
According to the idiots.
258
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,501
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?
259
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,101
I'm pretty sure
the mysterious deaths
260
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,431
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.
261
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:16,469
That and, honestly...
262
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,970
...most of these photos
look pretty fake.
263
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,343
- Even Casey's?
- Except Casey's.
264
00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:24,508
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.
265
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,811
Whatever was behind her...
was really there.
266
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,613
Okay, well,
that doesn't make any sense.
267
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,155
I mean, how could something be
both real and fake at the same time?
268
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:39,125
Well, a girl is dead,
and that's about as real as it gets.
269
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,132
All right, so,
the last thing she did
270
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,861
was she took a photo
on her phone.
271
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,131
How did that photo
end up online?
272
00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,463
No clue.
273
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,540
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,
274
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,007
but the IP address was blocked.
275
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,545
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?
276
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,074
Of course it does.
277
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:03,753
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,
278
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,219
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.
279
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,561
(MAN STRAINING)
280
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,730
Sheriff, there's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.
281
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,263
Sorry to disappoint.
Sheriff's on a hunting trip.
282
00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,332
But, I appreciate
you agents being here.
283
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,596
I could use all the help I can get.
284
00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,837
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?
285
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,773
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?
286
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,012
911 call went dead at 11:59.
287
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,946
- What time was the photo posted?
- Around 2:00 AM.
288
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,910
But the coroner has
the death at midnight.
289
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,446
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?
290
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,608
That's impossible.
291
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,419
Or... supernatural.
292
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,425
- What?
- Why would you say that?
293
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,692
A couple fellas came by,
asking questions about the girl's death,
294
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,885
suggested they might
be able to help.
295
00:14:46,119 --> 00:14:48,622
They, uh, gave me a book
they wrote about--
296
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,599
Thinman?
297
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,194
Yeah.
298
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,903
Not a fan?
299
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,875
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
300
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,239
(SLOW TAPPING ON DOOR)
301
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,709
MAN: There is still probably--
302
00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:11,307
Agents, thanks for coming.
303
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,549
What are these
two crapshoots doing here?
304
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:20,446
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?
305
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,485
Uh...
306
00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,722
Two counties over,
folks were combing the place
307
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,888
for a poor little dead boy
back in August.
308
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,692
The cops let a psychic
do her thing.
309
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,132
Shish, bang, boom...
Found a body a day later.
310
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,535
- Excuse me.
- Is there any security-cam footage?
311
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,638
Yeah, just...
312
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,675
- Hey.
- Aah!
313
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,210
I thought I told you to beat it.
314
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:49,314
Well, what are you gonna do?
You gonna out me, "agent"?
315
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:55,155
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene...
316
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,349
who does that help
but yourselves?
317
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,086
The bloggers, Dean,
the believers...
318
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,095
Everyone who needs
just a little proof
319
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,857
to know that Thinman
is out there.
320
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,035
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online
321
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,363
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?
322
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,396
- Oh, yeah.
- Uh-huh.
323
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,403
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix...
324
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:15,405
...you dumb asses ever think
the Thinman comes to life as a Tulpa?
325
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,043
Because thousands of people
326
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,611
can agree that Thinman
is any one thing?
327
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,751
The lore changes blog to blog.
328
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,082
- He's not a Tulpa.
- Okay, all right. All right.
329
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,188
Right here, right now,
cut the crap.
330
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,952
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?
331
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:34,690
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.
332
00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:37,791
We have no idea what we're doing.
333
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,130
(LAUGHING)
of course we do.
334
00:17:41,027 --> 00:17:45,533
Thinman, is part man,
part tree.
335
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,071
Some people believe
that he emerged
336
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,975
from the nightmare
of an autistic boy.
337
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,546
All right, so you have no idea.
338
00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,419
MAN: Fellas, you want to see this.
339
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,490
All right, check it out.
340
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,489
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
341
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,597
All right, so, how did he jump
from the parking lot to the diner?
342
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,794
The doors were locked?
343
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,769
The footage shows Trey
locked them ten minutes before.
344
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,840
Locked, not locked,
it doesn't matter.
345
00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:20,409
Everyone knows
Thinman can teleport.
346
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,737
I didn't even
get a blip on my EMF.
347
00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:24,845
So, maybe it's not a ghost.
348
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,011
You Feds believers now?
349
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,454
Okay, uh...
We're gonna go.
350
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,951
- Yep.
- Good work, deputy, agent.
351
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,249
- ED: Let's go. Let's go, man.
- With me.
352
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,182
Let's see it again.
353
00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,623
ED: Let's get out.
354
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,363
Holy wow.
(CHUCKLES)
355
00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,098
Someone posted
the diner footage of Thinman
356
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,775
in the comments section
of our blog.
357
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,965
- Who?
- Who cares?
358
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:56,203
Maintain current velocity.
359
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:02,345
Hey, why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?
360
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,649
I'm not gonna wait
for someone else to die.
361
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,192
I'm gonna find Thinman tonight.
362
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,189
- Where?
- The woods, obvi.
363
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:11,884
That's kind of general.
364
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,722
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,
365
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:17,299
and the woods
is where trees hang out.
366
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,369
Two kills in town.
Local wood's the best bet.
367
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,333
Two people are dead.
Really dead.
368
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,510
And I just keep thinking
that, you know,
369
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,873
maybe Sam and Dean
should just take over.
370
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,475
First of all, hell no.
371
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,579
And quit raining on my rainbow.
372
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,215
Rainbows can't happen
without rain.
373
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:41,256
Don't try to use science with me.
This is about a feeling.
374
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,088
And we can't quit
when we're so close
375
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:44,728
to finding Thinman
and finally making up
376
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,158
for everything we've lost
because of... what we do.
377
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,530
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst idea,
though, you know,
378
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,258
if we leave it
to the professionals.
379
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,596
(EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER)
380
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,605
We are the professionals, Ed.
381
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,734
So, the woods?
382
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,347
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.
383
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:08,208
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"
384
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,051
I think "Crossroads Demon."
385
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:12,778
Mm.
386
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:17,017
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?
387
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,028
Oh, by the way, speaking of which...
388
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:22,566
...the video of,
Trey getting knifed...
389
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,196
...it's already online.
It has, like, 2,000 views.
390
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:29,134
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.
391
00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:31,940
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.
392
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,139
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp
393
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,144
falling out of a tree
to Killer Candid Camera?
394
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,818
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?
395
00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:45,917
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman
396
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,649
and you jumped off the shed
'cause you thought you could fly.
397
00:20:48,814 --> 00:20:50,088
After you jumped first.
398
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,319
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like superman, okay?
399
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,655
Everybody knows
that Batman can't fly.
400
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,321
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.
401
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,555
I know you did.
402
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,267
Man, I drove you to the ER
on my handlebars.
403
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,006
Well, good times.
404
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,680
Yeah, they were.
405
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,682
(KNOCKING)
406
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,192
Come on in.
407
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,262
I got to tell you guys
something important...
408
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,358
...and then the case is yours.
409
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:39,638
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
410
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,538
investigating a possible
Thinman habitat...
411
00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,684
...in the woods.
412
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:54,651
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles
413
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,828
being so close
to the blade of doom.
414
00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:03,896
Lucky for us,
I'm really good at marbles.
415
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:07,160
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.
416
00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:08,633
If Spruce wanted to start
a startup
417
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,535
and Maggie's heart
was in the roller derby,
418
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:11,730
who am I to stop them?
419
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,977
But Harry... I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.
420
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,907
I mean, she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.
421
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,012
Stupid! Can you believe that?
422
00:22:18,404 --> 00:22:19,405
You know, I don't care
423
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:20,915
how much money
her daddy's hedge fund has.
424
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:23,383
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.
425
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:26,580
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.
426
00:22:26,745 --> 00:22:27,746
What does this
have to do with the case?
427
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:31,393
Harry was gonna leave, so I needed
to give him a reason to stay.
428
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,995
I... I made up Thinman.
429
00:22:41,927 --> 00:22:43,838
HARRY: Thinman stalks his victims,
430
00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:46,772
but the tables have turned,
my friends.
431
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:50,837
The stalker is now the stalkee.
432
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,742
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?
433
00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,615
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,
434
00:22:58,777 --> 00:23:01,758
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".
435
00:23:01,947 --> 00:23:03,290
- And it blew up.
- Yeah.
436
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:07,258
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home
437
00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:08,957
when somebody posted
a sighting of Thinman,
438
00:23:09,188 --> 00:23:11,691
so we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman
439
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,893
became a crowdsourced legend.
440
00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:18,241
Look, we were at the front of it.
441
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,803
It felt like something.
442
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:22,135
It was so awesome
to have a following,
443
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,645
and Harry, he was just...
He was so into it.
444
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,878
Ed, you have to tell him.
445
00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,308
You don't get it.
We were the Thinman guys.
446
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,148
Without the Thinman,
we're just guys...
447
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:34,416
Just... we're just puffs.
448
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:36,551
- What?
- What?
449
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,721
If I tell Harry,
he's gonna leave the Ghostfacers.
450
00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,466
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.
451
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:47,998
Trust me here.
Secrets ruin relationships.
452
00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:55,507
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.
453
00:23:56,635 --> 00:24:00,640
- Time's right now, chief.
- Well, he's... He's not here.
454
00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:04,947
He's out in the woods,
searching for Thinman.
455
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:09,123
Okay, because Thinman,
or whatever the hell this thing is,
456
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:12,253
has killed two people,
and now Harry is in the woods alone.
457
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,261
Well, actually,
it's more like "wood,"
458
00:24:15,354 --> 00:24:18,699
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.
459
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:23,539
Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.
460
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,533
Guys?
461
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:28,270
HARRY: All right, what we have
here is a-- it's a...
462
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:34,008
It looks like a formation of sticks
in the shape of a pile.
463
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,614
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.
464
00:24:36,775 --> 00:24:38,812
(RUSTLING)
What was that?
465
00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:45,620
Oh!
466
00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:49,792
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
467
00:24:52,224 --> 00:24:54,295
Oh, my God.
468
00:24:54,893 --> 00:24:58,397
We are not alone.
469
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,080
(SCREAMING)
470
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,059
(TIRES SCREECHING)
471
00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,950
- (HARRY GRUNTING)
- SAM: Too tight?
472
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,215
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.
473
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:44,444
- Yeah? All right.
- I'm good.
474
00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:47,883
I think I'm just gonna have to staple it
when we get back to the motel.
475
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,353
- We were right, Ed! Thinman's real.
- Yeah.
476
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,119
Some fresh tires tracks
back over there.
477
00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:53,887
- I took some photos.
- What for?
478
00:25:54,453 --> 00:25:56,262
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.
479
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:59,368
Well, whoever cut me was Thinman,
and Thinman doesn't drive.
480
00:26:00,626 --> 00:26:02,572
It was Thinman, jackass!
481
00:26:04,129 --> 00:26:05,631
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.
482
00:26:05,864 --> 00:26:08,777
I figured, you know,
you're both intelligent, maybe.
483
00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:11,571
- Um, Harry...
- What?
484
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:15,810
Why didn't you tell me
that before?
485
00:26:16,442 --> 00:26:17,443
Because--
I don't know--
486
00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:19,213
I thought you were gonna get mad.
487
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,282
Good guess, Ed.
I am mad.
488
00:26:22,481 --> 00:26:24,984
I'm really, really mad
at you right now.
489
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:26,321
I can see that.
490
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:29,557
You crashed the Jenga Tower
of our lives.
491
00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,231
I was gonna get married.
492
00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:35,832
I left her to run around with you,
living some lie.
493
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:37,233
Well, at least we were
living it together.
494
00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:40,338
Seriously? Seriously?
495
00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:42,410
If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman,
496
00:26:42,568 --> 00:26:44,445
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,
497
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,842
answering to Dana's dad.
498
00:26:46,171 --> 00:26:47,309
Okay? I saved you, bud.
499
00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:49,349
Saved me? From what?
500
00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:52,449
From living a nice life?
501
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,356
From not getting stabbed?
502
00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,618
How selfish can you be?
503
00:26:55,814 --> 00:26:56,952
Well, maybe it's
not too late, you know?
504
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,184
You could call her and see.
505
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:00,693
- That's not gonna work.
- Well, maybe... Maybe it will.
506
00:27:00,853 --> 00:27:01,854
No, it's not.
You want to know why?
507
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,956
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,
508
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,636
and it's "complicated", okay?
509
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:10,029
Look, Harry, we didn't know from
the start if Thinman was real or not.
510
00:27:10,829 --> 00:27:13,605
I-- okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge.
511
00:27:14,199 --> 00:27:15,371
Okay, but does it
really make a difference
512
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:16,808
if we keep it going for the fans?
513
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,372
They'll never know.
514
00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:20,377
I'll know.
515
00:27:24,443 --> 00:27:25,888
You made a chump out of me, Ed.
516
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,386
Harry, we can get through this.
517
00:27:28,947 --> 00:27:30,051
We just debunk Thinman
518
00:27:30,449 --> 00:27:32,725
and then we go back
to Ghostfacers.
519
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:35,730
I can't.
520
00:27:38,724 --> 00:27:40,863
I can't trust you anymore, Ed.
521
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:43,965
Come on, Harry.
522
00:27:53,906 --> 00:27:56,250
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?
523
00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,887
And-- and you don't mean
what you say.
524
00:28:00,045 --> 00:28:03,822
But, Harry,
just tell me what you need.
525
00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:10,660
I'll go get some coffee, and--
526
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:13,093
And you can stay here and chill.
527
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:26,939
Hey.
528
00:28:27,873 --> 00:28:29,580
- How did it go?
- (SIGHS)
529
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:34,283
It, um, went, uh... Um...
530
00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:49,972
Hey.
531
00:28:51,530 --> 00:28:53,942
You okay?
532
00:28:55,300 --> 00:28:58,611
I just got punched right in the feels.
533
00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:08,587
None of it was real, Sam.
534
00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,924
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,
535
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,826
like this is just something
I could get past.
536
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:19,164
I know what you mean.
537
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,901
Look, there are things
you can forgive,
538
00:29:24,096 --> 00:29:25,803
and there are things you can't.
539
00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:28,238
So, which one is this?
540
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,944
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
541
00:29:31,169 --> 00:29:33,012
(KNOCKING)
(DOOR OPENS)
542
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:35,507
Hey.
543
00:29:37,309 --> 00:29:40,950
I got a bead on those tire treads,
if you want to...
544
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,163
- What's up?
- So, the tires were only made
545
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:53,495
for one kind of car.
546
00:29:53,825 --> 00:29:55,634
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
547
00:29:56,028 --> 00:29:57,598
Town this small,
there's only one registered here.
548
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,639
Deputy says it belongs
to a guy named Roger
549
00:29:59,765 --> 00:30:00,766
who works night security
550
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,639
down at the mill
on the north side of town.
551
00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:06,873
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.
552
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:09,209
- What are we dealing with?
- Let's go find out.
553
00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,032
Sam and Dean caught something,
554
00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:29,872
so they're gonna clean up
your mess.
555
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,573
You're right. It is my mess.
556
00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,843
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.
557
00:30:34,232 --> 00:30:35,506
You'd just make it worse.
558
00:30:38,036 --> 00:30:39,037
Oh, what?
559
00:30:39,237 --> 00:30:41,217
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?
560
00:30:41,406 --> 00:30:44,012
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
561
00:30:44,876 --> 00:30:47,413
- Jellyfish don't have spines.
- Exactly.
562
00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:49,252
Before the heartache,
before the lies,
563
00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,017
we set out
to help people, right?
564
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:54,394
Yeah... Mostly.
565
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:56,255
So, there's no reason
not to get out there
566
00:30:56,421 --> 00:30:58,367
and do what we
mostly set out to do.
567
00:30:59,758 --> 00:31:03,171
Harry, I... I can make this
right for the both of us.
568
00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,042
We can make it right.
569
00:31:15,941 --> 00:31:18,421
You mean you want
to come with me?
570
00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:32,533
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.
571
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,460
Look, guys, my boss is AWOL.
572
00:31:35,694 --> 00:31:36,695
We don't have a warrant.
573
00:31:37,028 --> 00:31:39,770
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.
574
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:43,077
All right.
Just stay back.
575
00:31:50,075 --> 00:31:51,383
(LOCK CLICKING)
576
00:32:00,051 --> 00:32:01,496
- (GRUNTS)
- (ELECTRICITY SURGING)
577
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:07,000
Always wanted to use these things.
578
00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:15,470
(HUMMING)
579
00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:22,984
So, you're Thinman, huh?
580
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:25,577
That would make sense
if it didn't look
581
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,654
like you just ate a fat camp.
582
00:32:29,681 --> 00:32:31,786
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
583
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:36,194
Oh, God, Sam, make him stop.
584
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:39,699
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?
585
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:40,992
You a demon?
586
00:32:41,193 --> 00:32:42,797
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?
587
00:32:43,428 --> 00:32:45,430
Team effort.
588
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:07,824
So, there was no teleporting.
589
00:33:08,019 --> 00:33:11,728
Just a couple of douche bags
doing a Scream thing.
590
00:33:13,058 --> 00:33:14,901
Wait, I know who you are.
591
00:33:16,228 --> 00:33:18,674
You're the busboy from the diner.
592
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:21,877
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?
593
00:33:22,534 --> 00:33:24,070
Trey was a dick.
594
00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:26,578
And what about Casey?
What did she do?
595
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,350
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up
596
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:31,680
with someone else...
My knife.
597
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,586
(BOTH LAUGHING)
598
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,258
Good one, Rog.
599
00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,727
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.
600
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:43,421
Well, he really should
have given me
601
00:33:43,588 --> 00:33:44,589
the time off I asked for.
602
00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:48,600
- So, you killed him?
- I didn't kill anyone.
603
00:33:48,894 --> 00:33:50,237
Roger did.
604
00:33:50,428 --> 00:33:51,771
He's the psycho.
605
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,273
I'm the visionary.
606
00:33:55,100 --> 00:33:57,740
I don't blame you
for underestimating me.
607
00:33:58,103 --> 00:33:59,673
Everybody does.
608
00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:02,051
Fancy Fed, coming in here,
609
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,720
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.
610
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,917
But I was Thinman the whole time.
611
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:11,925
Do you have any idea
how good that felt?
612
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:15,690
No, sicko,
I can't say that I do.
613
00:34:16,421 --> 00:34:17,422
Yeah,
pretty boy doesn't know
614
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,898
what it's like to feel invisible.
615
00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,472
To grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.
616
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,536
They didn't see us.
617
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,803
So, how did you two meet?
618
00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,144
- Wackjob.com?
- (CHUCKLES) No.
619
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:37,417
Just a couple of schmoes
in an empty bar.
620
00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,981
We hit it off.
Tums out me and Rog...
621
00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:42,324
...we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.
622
00:34:42,647 --> 00:34:44,092
And then we found Thinman,
and, bam,
623
00:34:44,449 --> 00:34:46,292
we blew up all over
the message boards.
624
00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,590
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
625
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:50,960
Cosreal.
626
00:34:51,456 --> 00:34:53,060
You know,
blogging was fun, but--
627
00:34:53,258 --> 00:34:55,067
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.
628
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,762
You realize
what you two jackasses
629
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:59,909
are doing
doesn't make you Thinman.
630
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,505
It makes you copycat killers.
631
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,848
It makes me Thinman.
632
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:09,342
And you're not
telling anyone I'm not...
633
00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,655
...'cause you'll be too dead to talk.
634
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,822
Show time.
635
00:35:17,015 --> 00:35:18,653
You two are lucky ducks.
636
00:35:18,984 --> 00:35:20,793
You're the stars
of our best video yet.
637
00:35:21,319 --> 00:35:22,764
And when it goes viral...
638
00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:26,191
...everyone will know Thinman's real.
639
00:35:36,001 --> 00:35:37,981
And... Action!
640
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:40,274
- SAM: Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
- (BANGING)
641
00:35:55,453 --> 00:35:56,830
Harry...
642
00:36:12,404 --> 00:36:13,974
(GRUNTING)
643
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:18,651
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!
644
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,746
It's Scooby- Doo time, douche bag.
645
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,090
Take off the mask.
646
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,258
I know you're not Thinman.
You're just a "me-me".
647
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,357
Ed, it's pronounced meme.
648
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:32,693
- It's spelled m-e-m-e, though.
- The second "e" is silent. Yeah.
649
00:36:33,892 --> 00:36:39,604
You're a me-me. A man-meme,
and I invented you.
650
00:36:43,268 --> 00:36:44,838
Good to know.
651
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:46,572
Oh, sh--
652
00:36:50,008 --> 00:36:51,919
I'm a lover of the classics, Ed.
653
00:36:52,777 --> 00:36:55,553
And what we have here
is a Frankenstein situation.
654
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,292
I mean, wow, the creator.
655
00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,460
I mean, we were
gonna let one of you guys
656
00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:03,360
live to tell our story
but now...
657
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:05,765
...once you two are dead,
there'll be no proof
658
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:08,403
that Thinman was your brainchild.
659
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:20,874
(STRAINING)
660
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:26,983
No.
661
00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:38,828
Wait, no! No! No!
662
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,434
No, look. Look at me.
This is all my fault.
663
00:37:41,993 --> 00:37:44,269
Okay?
It's all my fault.
664
00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,567
I got enough bullets for both of you.
665
00:37:46,664 --> 00:37:47,972
(GUNSHOT)
666
00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:19,508
- So, are we good in there?
- Yeah.
667
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:23,605
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,
668
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,213
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look
669
00:38:25,436 --> 00:38:28,042
like those two psychos
offed each other.
670
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:32,715
They were just people, man.
671
00:38:32,944 --> 00:38:35,356
They weren't demons.
They weren't monsters.
672
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:40,656
They... were just frickin' people.
673
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:44,864
Yeah, well, like I said,
people are sick.
674
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:50,237
So... Are we cool?
675
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,234
I don't think we ever will be.
676
00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:00,314
I mean, you know,
we made it right.
677
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,309
We beat the guys.
678
00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:05,077
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.
679
00:39:05,410 --> 00:39:07,253
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.
680
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:10,049
I wasn't just
closing a chapter, Ed.
681
00:39:10,748 --> 00:39:12,227
It was the whole dang book.
682
00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:13,691
But you saved my life back there.
683
00:39:13,885 --> 00:39:16,422
- I killed a guy, Ed.
- He was a bad guy, Harry.
684
00:39:16,754 --> 00:39:18,256
He was a guy, Ed.
685
00:39:19,424 --> 00:39:21,563
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.
686
00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:23,371
I've done all this crap for us.
687
00:39:23,561 --> 00:39:25,199
I don't know why
you don't see that.
688
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:28,740
No.
No.
689
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,239
You did this for you.
690
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,747
Ed, there's a lot of things
I can forgive...
691
00:39:40,178 --> 00:39:41,452
...but this isn't one of them.
692
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,860
So what does this mean
about us?
693
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,087
It means...
694
00:39:51,189 --> 00:39:53,260
It's complicated.
695
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:08,808
Can I get a ride from you guys?
696
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,646
Yeah, sure.
697
00:40:18,983 --> 00:40:20,656
(CAR DOORS OPENING)
698
00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:25,960
(ENGINE STARTING)
699
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:58,023
Harry, you okay?
700
00:40:58,690 --> 00:41:00,328
HARRY: Yeah.
701
00:41:00,658 --> 00:41:03,434
I mean, no.
702
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:05,699
You roll with a guy so many years,
703
00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,002
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.
704
00:41:09,801 --> 00:41:12,543
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,
705
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,779
he'll be in
that other rocking chair.
706
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,644
And then something happens,
707
00:41:16,841 --> 00:41:22,848
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.
708
00:41:30,955 --> 00:41:33,229
You know what I mean?
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709
00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,034
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