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Ed and Harry...
the Ghostfacers.
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What the hell are you doing here?
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We belong here.
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We're professionals.
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Professional what?
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Paranormal investigators.
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This stuff right here... this
is our ticket to the big time...
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Fame, money, sex...
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with girls.
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We are family.
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Everything that has ever
gone wrong between us
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has been because we're family.
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So, what?
We're not family now?
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I'm saying you want to work, let's work.
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You said that you wanted to
keep things strictly business.
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I wanted to keep things
strictly business between us.
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About what you said the other day...
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I thought it didn't bother you.
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I may not think things all the way through,
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but what I do, I do
because it's the right thing.
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You didn't save me for me.
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You did it for you.
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♪ House is a hotel
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♪ I won't stay long
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♪ I'd rather be at church
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♪ unless the holy water works
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♪ I won't come around anymore
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Mom?
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Mom, are you home?
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♪ Set fire to your worries
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♪ let fear burn to the ground
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♪ When the storms are rolling in ♪
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♪ and you're filled up to the brim ♪
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♪ they won't come around anymore ♪
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911.
What is your emergency?
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There's someone in my room.
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What is your location?
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Can you give us a location, ma'am?
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Are you still there?
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Ma'am, please do not hang up.
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I've begun tracing your call,
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but I need you to stay on the line for me.
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Stay on the line.
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We'll send out an officer...
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♪ Supernatural 9x15 ♪ Thinman
Original Air Date on March 4, 2014
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All right.
I'll be back.
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Wait.
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Where you headed?
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Washington.
I caught a case.
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You want me to come with?
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Do you want to come?
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On a hunt?
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Why wouldn't I?
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I don't know, man.
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'Cause lately with you, up is down
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and down is sideways, you know?
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I-I... I don't know
what you want.
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Okay. You want in?
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Fine.
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Sure thing.
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Photo leaked from the crime scene.
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Girl was murdered in her room,
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doors were locked, the windows were locked.
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Who's the wallflower?
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Exactly.
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Best guest...
ghost caught on film.
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So, you're coming.
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Does it look like I'm staying?
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I scrubbed for hours.
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I'll have to rip up the carpet.
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My daughter, Casey...
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She picked out the color herself.
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We're... very sorry
for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
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You mentioned Casey had no known enemies.
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What about at home?
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Anything unusual you may have noticed?
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Electricity acting up
or lights... flickering,
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TV on the Fritz?
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No, no fritzing.
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No cold spots, either.
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Sorry.
Out of curiosity...
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Why do you mention cold spots?
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I'm sorry.
That must sound strange, but...
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...it's been three days since...
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And the police have found nothing.
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I'd h...
I'd have to sell my house
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to afford a private investigator,
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so when the Supernaturalists called...
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Whoa, sorry, the...
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Um...
Supernaturalists?
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I know to the FBI
it's not exactly orthodox.
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But these men had answers
that no one else had, and I...
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I owe it to Casey...
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to listen.
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Now, they... they brought up
cold spots in relation to...?
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Signs of the paranormal, I suppose.
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They're coming by today to take a look.
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And did these Supernaturalists
give you a name?
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♪ Ghostfacers ♪
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Son of a bitch.
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Oh, wow, look.
We got two more followers.
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Yeah. Harry,
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I think it's from
that library interview we did.
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Nice.
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Hey, pal.
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What did Dana post?
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No, it's just...
she changed her profile pic,
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and it's cropped,
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but you can clearly see
a guy's arm around her.
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And she's smiling like the dickens.
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Yeah.
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It...
it could a platonic...
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arm that's touching her.
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The Winchesters.
Yay.
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Says nobody.
Ever.
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All right, shut up and listen.
This is how it's gonna go.
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You two clowns are gonna get into
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that mystery machine outside,
and you're gonna leave town
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or I'm gonna put holes in your knees.
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Can I get you guys
anything? Something...
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We're ready for the bill.
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Hey.
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There's still crud on this plate.
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Now, hit the sinks and do it right.
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Sorry, Trey.
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First of all, you guys don't scare us.
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Not at all.
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Say, "hola" to my little pistola.
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Am I supposed to be impressed
with that treasure trail
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or the lady gun you got hiding
in your, pants there?
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Both?
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Look, whether you like it or not,
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we are handling this situation.
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Yup.
Really?
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'Cause I see a couple of fame whores
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who are pointing their camera
at a mom who just lost her kid.
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Guys, we are investigators,
and we have every right...
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No. No, you don't.
You know why?
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'Cause you're just gonna get in our way.
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Or you're gonna get somebody else killed.
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That's right. So, you can
either walk out of here...
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...or crawl.
Up to you.
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Oh, my God, Menudo.
Will you guys relax?
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We know what we're going.
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Yup.
Really?
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And what about the rest
of the Bad News Bears?
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Where's the...
where's the fat one?
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And... and the girl?
There was a girl, right?
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They... we dropped them. They were...
they were dead weight.
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Well, t-they're still alive.
They're... no, they're totally alive.
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I see. So, it's just the,
the dumpy duo, then.
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Well, that's great.
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So, here's the deal.
A ghost...
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Will land you two dead
in five seconds flat.
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A ghost?
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Oh.
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They think it's a ghost.
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It's so not a ghost.
No.
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Okay. We'll bite.
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What do you think it is?
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Can I...
can I do it this time?
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You got it.
Okay.
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I've waited all my life for this.
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Amazon me, bitches.
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I will shoot you...
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Bitches.
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Like we were saying, you were
just going, right? Great.
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Good talk.
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50 shades of way too much protein.
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Dean?
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Yeah?
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Ed and Harry wrote a book.
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What?
Yeah.
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"The Skinny on Thinman",
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by America's foremost Supernaturalists.
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What the hell's a Thinman?
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I don't know. Um...
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Whoa.
Check that out, though.
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That does kind of look like
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whatever was behind Casey Miles, right?
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Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off.
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Big whoop.
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Here we go.
"Thinman...
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"an urban legend started
on the world wide web...
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"lurks in the background
of his victims' lives
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until he's ready
to kill them."
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Yeah, because everything started
on the Internet is true.
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Like, oh, the shark
attacking a helicopter...
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they write the book on that one, too?
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Dude, real or not,
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thousands of people
have posted to the site.
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It's like Thinman is
the new Bigfoot or something.
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Or Thinman is just a ghost
with a brand name.
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You saying that 'cause you really think
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it's a ghost or because
you don't like the Ghostfacers?
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Hey, don't forget...
we hit EMF in Casey's room.
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Right, but the house was
next door to power lines,
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which can affect the read.
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A girl died in a locked room, Sam...
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spells "ghost" right there.
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Maybe it got in there
before it was locked up.
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Who knows, Dean?
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But how can people all over
the world see the same ghost?
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Spirits don't exactly hop around.
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I know that.
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But right now, the veil is
all kinds of screwed, okay?
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Ghosts could be popping up anywhere.
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Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings
date back a couple years.
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The veil's only been a problem
for, what, the last six months?
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Well, you know, people still see
Elvis all over the damn place.
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Look, all I'm saying is those douchewheels
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ain't experts on crap.
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What are you doing?
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I'm checking the local deaths
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to see if there's any candidates
for ghosts.
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The closet... the setting
of the sunset of Casey's life.
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Harry.
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Yeah.
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Come on, man, would you please stop
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Facebook stalking
your ex-girlfriend?
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I was right.
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She changed her relationship
status to "it's complicated."
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What does that even mean?
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Who cares?
You broke up with her.
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Everything about that girl is complicated.
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Okay, I mean, she gets the cream puffs,
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she tells you to take out the filling.
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They're just puffs.
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Yeah, that was
some pretty messed-up stuff.
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Okay.
I'm... I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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I'm good.
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Okay?
Back on game. Yeah.
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We're so close to finding Thinman, Ed.
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I can smell him.
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I can smell his musk.
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Closer than ever.
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This is really serious, Harry.
Yeah.
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I mean, the Winchesters
are here, and, you know,
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I don't want my knees blown off
by Sam and Dean.
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Have you ever thought that we might just,
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you know, bail on this?
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What?
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What the... what the hell
is wrong with you?!
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We can't let those
jockstraps steal our glory.
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No one cares what they think.
They don't even have a Twitter.
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We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
for our families, for Dana.
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Oh, so, it's about
your ex eating her words?
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It's about making
all the haters eat their words.
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Maggie and Spruce...
the just... deserters.
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They want to lead a "normal life".
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I mean, what is that?
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Screw them.
Screw them.
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Right?
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When we find Thinman,
are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil".
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No.
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We're gonna be
on "Dr. Phil."
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Hell, yeah.
Press "record," buddy.
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You got it.
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Wait for it.
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00:12:05,299 --> 00:12:06,581
You ready?
Yep.
263
00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:11,270
The bedroom of a teenage girl
is meant for two things...
264
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:13,605
giggles and joy.
265
00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:20,145
Until one night, Thinman
turned the giggles into blood.
266
00:12:20,147 --> 00:12:23,282
Oh!
You are so money right now.
267
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,867
You like that?
This is good stuff.
268
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,936
And it's gonna pay off
in ladies, Ed... lots of ladies.
269
00:12:27,938 --> 00:12:30,539
We're gonna need...
we're gonna need snorkels,
270
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,908
'cause we're gonna be
swimming around in so much...
271
00:12:34,111 --> 00:12:37,129
Thought you boys might be thirsty.
272
00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,450
Please.
That sounds delicious.
273
00:12:43,086 --> 00:12:45,337
Okay. All right,
over the past six months,
274
00:12:45,339 --> 00:12:47,739
there have been three
unnatural deaths in Springdale,
275
00:12:47,741 --> 00:12:49,475
none of them connected to Casey Miles,
276
00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,809
and none of them violent.
277
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:54,096
Okay, that's not exactly
a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
278
00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:57,132
There have been
a bunch of unexplained deaths
279
00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,300
pinned on Thinman.
280
00:12:58,302 --> 00:13:00,419
Um, a vic dies, then, a couple weeks later,
281
00:13:00,421 --> 00:13:03,272
a photo pops up of the vic
with Thinman photobombing.
282
00:13:03,274 --> 00:13:05,073
So, Thinman's stalking folks?
283
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,325
According to the lore.
284
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,593
According to the idiots.
285
00:13:07,595 --> 00:13:09,644
How come none of these
vics pinged our radar?
286
00:13:09,646 --> 00:13:11,246
I'm pretty sure the mysterious deaths
287
00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,849
can be chalked up
to non-supernatural causes.
288
00:13:13,851 --> 00:13:18,670
That and, honestly, most of
these photos look pretty fake.
289
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:19,922
Even Casey's?
290
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:20,956
Except Casey's.
291
00:13:20,958 --> 00:13:23,709
Casey's photo...
wasn't doctored.
292
00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:28,013
Whatever was behind her...
Was really there.
293
00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:29,965
Okay, well, that doesn't make any sense.
294
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,517
I mean, how could something be
295
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,385
both real and fake at the same time?
296
00:13:33,387 --> 00:13:38,223
Well, a girl is dead, and that's
about as real as it gets.
297
00:13:40,676 --> 00:13:43,529
All right, so, the last thing she did
298
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,181
was she took a photo on her phone.
299
00:13:46,183 --> 00:13:48,450
How did that photo end up online?
300
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,618
No clue.
301
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,854
It was originally posted
to a Thinman fan forum,
302
00:13:52,856 --> 00:13:54,356
but the I.P. address
was blocked.
303
00:13:54,358 --> 00:13:56,691
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
This thing has fans?
304
00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:00,462
Of course it does.
305
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,881
Okay, well, then somebody wanted
this photo on the Internet,
306
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,385
and I'm guessing that the ghost
didn't hop online to post it.
307
00:14:11,175 --> 00:14:12,641
Is the, sheriff around?
308
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,109
There's a couple questions
we'd like to ask him.
309
00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:15,260
Sorry to disappoint.
310
00:14:15,262 --> 00:14:16,645
Sheriff's on a hunting trip.
311
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,381
But, I appreciate
you agents being here.
312
00:14:19,383 --> 00:14:21,049
I could use all the help I can get.
313
00:14:21,051 --> 00:14:23,268
Wait a second. Was this cracked
when you found it?
314
00:14:23,270 --> 00:14:25,204
Yeah, man.
Maybe she dropped it?
315
00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:27,439
911 call
went dead at 11:59.
316
00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:29,391
Wait, what time was the photo posted?
317
00:14:29,393 --> 00:14:30,442
Around 2:00 a.m.
318
00:14:30,444 --> 00:14:32,327
But the coroner has the death at midnight.
319
00:14:32,329 --> 00:14:33,879
How could she have posted
the photo from her phone?
320
00:14:33,881 --> 00:14:35,030
That...
that's impossible.
321
00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,916
Or... supernatural.
322
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,201
What?
323
00:14:39,203 --> 00:14:40,919
Why would you say that?
324
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,955
A couple fellas came by,
asking questions
325
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:43,922
about the girl's death,
326
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,424
suggested they might be able to help.
327
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,210
They, gave me a book
they wrote about, um...
328
00:14:48,212 --> 00:14:50,095
Thinman?
329
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,547
Yeah.
330
00:14:53,433 --> 00:14:55,334
Just...
331
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:58,237
Not a fan?
332
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:12,171
Agents, thanks for coming.
333
00:16:12,173 --> 00:16:15,424
What are these
two crapshoots doing here?
334
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:21,814
I figured it wouldn't hurt to go
a little "medium," you know?
335
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:27,787
Two counties over,
folks were combing the place
336
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:30,072
for a poor little dead boy back in August.
337
00:16:30,074 --> 00:16:32,875
The cops let a psychic do her thing.
338
00:16:32,877 --> 00:16:35,378
Shish, bang, boom...
found a body a day later.
339
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:37,246
Excuse me.
340
00:16:37,248 --> 00:16:38,748
Is there any,
security-cam footage.
341
00:16:38,750 --> 00:16:40,883
Yeah, just...
342
00:16:40,885 --> 00:16:42,367
Hey.
343
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:43,719
Aah!
Aah!
344
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,472
I thought I told you to beat it.
345
00:16:46,474 --> 00:16:50,393
Oh, well, what are you gonna do.
You gonna out me, "agent"?
346
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,398
Okay, look, playing paparazzi
at a crime scene...
347
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:57,516
who does that help but yourselves?
348
00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:00,352
The bloggers, Dean, the believers...
349
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,387
everyone who needs just a little proof
350
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,157
to know that Thinman is out there.
351
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:07,109
Wait, so, you're saying
there's a lot of folks online
352
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,661
that are pretty die-hard
about this thing?
353
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:10,696
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. -
354
00:17:10,698 --> 00:17:12,698
You throw the right
Tibetan symbol into the mix,
355
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:14,250
you dumb asses ever think
356
00:17:14,252 --> 00:17:16,752
the Thinman comes to life as a Tulpa?
357
00:17:16,754 --> 00:17:18,287
Because thousands of people
358
00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:20,739
can agree that Thinman is any one thing?
359
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,093
The lore changes blog to blog.
360
00:17:24,095 --> 00:17:25,577
He's not a Tulpa.
361
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:27,913
Okay, all right.
All right.
362
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:29,548
Right here, right now, cut the crap.
363
00:17:29,550 --> 00:17:32,301
Do either of you actually
know what Thinman is?
364
00:17:32,303 --> 00:17:35,921
No. We just play
Supernaturalists on TV.
365
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,275
We have no idea what we're doing.
366
00:17:39,277 --> 00:17:41,610
Of course we do.
367
00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:47,032
Thinman, is part man, part tree.
368
00:17:47,034 --> 00:17:49,285
Some people believe that he emerged
369
00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:52,104
from the nightmare of an autistic boy.
370
00:17:52,106 --> 00:17:54,039
All right, so you have no idea.
371
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,125
Fellas,
you want to see this.
372
00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,732
All right, check it out.
373
00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,122
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
374
00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:12,925
All right,
so, how did he jump
375
00:18:12,927 --> 00:18:14,260
from the parking lot to the diner.
376
00:18:14,262 --> 00:18:15,628
The doors were locked?
377
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:18,397
The footage shows Trey
locked them 10 minutes before.
378
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:19,849
Locked, not locked, it doesn't matter.
379
00:18:19,851 --> 00:18:21,684
Everyone knows Thinman can teleport.
380
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:24,303
I didn't even get a blip on my EMF.
381
00:18:24,305 --> 00:18:25,855
So, maybe it's not a ghost.
382
00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:27,907
You Feds believers now?
383
00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:31,443
Okay...
We're gonna go.
384
00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,646
- Good work, deputy, agent.
- Let's go. Let's go, man.
385
00:18:34,648 --> 00:18:37,149
See it again.
386
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,461
Holy wow.
387
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,297
Someone posted the diner footage of Thinman
388
00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:52,882
in the comments section of our blog.
389
00:18:52,884 --> 00:18:54,600
Who?
Who cares?
390
00:18:54,602 --> 00:18:57,686
Maintain current velocity.
391
00:19:00,341 --> 00:19:03,692
Hey, wh-why are you
putting your ninja outfit on?
392
00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,695
I'm not gonna wait for someone else to die.
393
00:19:06,697 --> 00:19:09,865
I'm gonna find Thinman tonight.
394
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,850
Where?
The woods, obvi.
395
00:19:11,852 --> 00:19:13,118
That's kind of general.
396
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:15,854
Well, the lore says that
Thinman hangs out by trees,
397
00:19:15,856 --> 00:19:18,324
and the woods is where trees hang out.
398
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:22,628
Two kills in town...
local woods is the best bet.
399
00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,030
Two people are dead...
really dead.
400
00:19:25,032 --> 00:19:27,666
And I just keep thinking that, you know,
401
00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:30,886
maybe Sam and Dean should just take over.
402
00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:34,706
First of all, hell no.
403
00:19:34,708 --> 00:19:36,892
And... and quit raining
on my rainbow.
404
00:19:36,894 --> 00:19:38,510
Rainbows can't happen without rain.
405
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,045
Don't try to use science with me.
406
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:42,547
This is
about a-a feeling.
407
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,350
And we can't quit when we're so close
408
00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:46,235
to finding Thinman and finally making up
409
00:19:46,237 --> 00:19:48,437
for everything we've lost
because of... what we do.
410
00:19:48,439 --> 00:19:50,439
Okay, it wouldn't be the worst
idea, though, you know,
411
00:19:50,441 --> 00:19:52,608
if we leave it to the professionals.
412
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:56,779
We are the professionals, Ed.
413
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,066
So, the woods?
414
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,119
Any woods, Ed.
Any woods.
415
00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,288
Okay.
416
00:20:06,290 --> 00:20:09,541
Just grasping at straws here,
but when I think "teleport,"
417
00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:11,927
I think
"Crossroads Demon."
418
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:18,250
Demon that likes to stab
and watch YouTube. Why not?
419
00:20:18,252 --> 00:20:20,269
Oh, by the way, speaking of which,
420
00:20:20,271 --> 00:20:23,455
the video of, Trey getting knifed...
421
00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:25,858
it's already online.
422
00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:27,426
It has, like, 2,000 views.
423
00:20:27,428 --> 00:20:30,396
It's like somebody wants people
to see Thinman in action.
424
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:33,198
It's 'cause people will watch,
'cause people are sick.
425
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,485
And when did "viral" go
from that baby chimp
426
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:40,272
falling out of a tree
to killer "Candid Camera"?
427
00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,793
You know what video would have
gone viral, if we still had it?
428
00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:47,279
When you were five
and you got dressed up as Batman
429
00:20:47,281 --> 00:20:48,580
and you jumped off the shed
430
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,049
'cause you thought you could fly.
431
00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:51,417
After you jumped first.
432
00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:53,719
Hey, I was nine, and I was
dressed up like Superman, okay?
433
00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:54,920
Everybody knows that Batman can't fly.
434
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:56,288
Well, I didn't know that.
I broke my arm.
435
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,473
I know you did.
436
00:20:57,475 --> 00:21:01,477
Man, I drove you to the E.R.
on my handlebars.
437
00:21:03,314 --> 00:21:05,681
Well, good times.
438
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:20,979
Yeah, they were.
439
00:21:26,169 --> 00:21:28,504
Come on in.
440
00:21:29,653 --> 00:21:31,373
I got to tell you guys something important,
441
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,625
and then the case is yours.
442
00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:41,183
Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
443
00:21:41,185 --> 00:21:46,105
investigating a possible Thinman habitat...
444
00:21:46,107 --> 00:21:49,274
in the woods.
В гората
445
00:21:49,276 --> 00:21:55,447
All alone, deep in the woods,
a man could lose his marbles
446
00:21:55,449 --> 00:21:59,034
being so close to the blade of doom.
447
00:21:59,036 --> 00:22:05,541
Lucky for us, I'm really good at marbles.
448
00:22:05,543 --> 00:22:08,327
All right, either you bleed
Ghostfacers red or you don't.
449
00:22:08,329 --> 00:22:10,028
If Spruce wanted to start a startup
450
00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,714
and Maggie's heart was in the roller derby,
451
00:22:11,716 --> 00:22:12,998
who am I to stop them?
452
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,300
But Harry... I-I couldn't
let him give in to his girl.
453
00:22:15,302 --> 00:22:17,035
I mean, she... she called
the Ghostfacers stupid.
454
00:22:17,037 --> 00:22:19,204
Stupid! Can you...
can you believe that?
455
00:22:19,206 --> 00:22:20,305
You know, I-I don't care
456
00:22:20,307 --> 00:22:21,974
how much money her daddy's hedge fund has.
457
00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:24,393
I just couldn't watch Harry
become a corporate stooge.
458
00:22:24,395 --> 00:22:26,878
Okay, this all sounds like
sad times at Bitchmont High.
459
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,764
What does this have to do with the case?
460
00:22:28,766 --> 00:22:29,881
Harry was gonna leave,
461
00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:32,234
so I needed to give him a reason to stay.
462
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,906
I-I made up Thinman.
463
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,997
Thinman stalks his victims,
464
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:47,916
but the tables have turned, my friends.
465
00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:51,787
The stalker is now the stalkee.
466
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:56,908
So you're saying that
this crap is actually crap?
467
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:59,795
One old photo of a butler,
a lot of Photoshop later,
468
00:22:59,797 --> 00:23:02,965
and I posted on one of those
horror forums under "anonymous".
469
00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:04,516
And it blew up.
Yeah.
470
00:23:04,518 --> 00:23:08,103
I only faked one case for us, and
then we're packing up to go home
471
00:23:08,105 --> 00:23:10,355
when somebody posted a sighting of Thinman,
472
00:23:10,357 --> 00:23:12,924
so... we went after it,
and that's how the Thinman
473
00:23:12,926 --> 00:23:14,893
became a crowdsourced legend.
474
00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:19,448
Look, we were at the front of it.
475
00:23:19,450 --> 00:23:21,033
It felt like something.
476
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:23,368
It... it was so awesome
to have a following,
477
00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:25,921
and Harry... he was just...
he was so into it.
478
00:23:25,923 --> 00:23:28,123
Ed, you have to tell him.
479
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:29,107
You don't get it.
480
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,492
We were the Thinman guys.
481
00:23:30,494 --> 00:23:32,110
Without the Thinman,
we're just... guys...
482
00:23:32,112 --> 00:23:34,997
just...
we're just puffs.
483
00:23:34,999 --> 00:23:36,331
What?
484
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:37,616
What?
485
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:42,287
If I tell Harry, he's gonna
leave the Ghostfacers.
486
00:23:42,289 --> 00:23:44,807
Listen, if you don't tell him,
he's gonna leave anyway.
487
00:23:44,809 --> 00:23:45,924
Trust me here.
488
00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:49,178
Secrets ruin relationships.
489
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:56,935
Okay, well, I'll just tell him
when the time is right.
490
00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:58,987
Time's right now, chief.
491
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:01,657
Well, he's...
he's not here.
492
00:24:01,659 --> 00:24:03,992
He's...
he's out in the woods,
493
00:24:03,994 --> 00:24:06,144
searching for Thinman.
494
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,948
Okay, because Thinman, or
whatever the hell this thing is,
495
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:13,252
has killed two people, and now
Harry is in the woods alone.
496
00:24:13,254 --> 00:24:16,338
Well, actually, it's more like "wood," um,
497
00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:19,925
'cause I dropped him off by some trees
behind a grocery store.
498
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:24,996
Guys, come on.
He's gonna be fine.
499
00:24:24,998 --> 00:24:27,049
Guys?
500
00:24:27,051 --> 00:24:29,434
All right, what we have
here is a... it's a...
501
00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,169
it looks like a formation
502
00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:35,474
of sticks in the shape of a pile.
503
00:24:35,476 --> 00:24:37,809
Could have been
left here for us by Thinman.
504
00:24:37,811 --> 00:24:40,178
What was that?
505
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,952
Oh!
506
00:24:46,954 --> 00:24:49,688
Oh, my God.
507
00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:52,357
Oh, my God.
508
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,860
Oh, my God.
509
00:24:55,862 --> 00:24:59,798
We are not alone.
510
00:25:43,173 --> 00:25:44,340
Too tight?
511
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:46,609
Nope. No, I'm good.
I'm good.
512
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:47,843
Yeah?
I'm good. All right.
513
00:25:47,845 --> 00:25:49,162
I think I'm just gonna have to staple it
514
00:25:49,164 --> 00:25:51,147
when we get back to the motel.
515
00:25:51,149 --> 00:25:53,282
We were right, Ed!
Thinman's real.
516
00:25:53,284 --> 00:25:53,784
Yeah.
517
00:25:53,790 --> 00:25:55,569
Some fresh tires tracks back over there.
518
00:25:55,570 --> 00:25:57,286
I took some photos.
What for?
519
00:25:57,288 --> 00:25:59,672
Because that car might belong
to whoever knifed you.
520
00:25:59,674 --> 00:26:02,792
Well, whoever cut me was Thinman,
and Thinman doesn't drive.
521
00:26:02,794 --> 00:26:05,795
It was Thinman, jackass!
522
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:09,715
I mean, I shouldn't have to
connect the dots for you guys.
523
00:26:09,717 --> 00:26:12,201
I figured, you know, you're
both intelligent, m-maybe.
524
00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:14,470
Um, Harry.
525
00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:15,822
What?
526
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:19,258
Why didn't you tell me that before?
527
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:20,860
Because...
I-I don't know...
528
00:26:20,862 --> 00:26:22,695
I thought you were gonna get mad.
529
00:26:22,697 --> 00:26:24,096
Oh, good guess, Ed.
530
00:26:24,098 --> 00:26:25,765
I am mad.
531
00:26:25,767 --> 00:26:28,501
I'm really, really mad at you right now.
532
00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,069
I-I can see that.
533
00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:32,855
You crashed the Jenga Tower of our lives.
534
00:26:34,241 --> 00:26:35,741
I was gonna get married.
535
00:26:35,743 --> 00:26:39,462
I left her to run around
with you, living some lie.
536
00:26:39,464 --> 00:26:40,847
Well, at least we were living it together.
537
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,583
Seriously?
Seriously?
538
00:26:43,585 --> 00:26:45,835
If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman,
539
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:48,037
you'd be doing a boring job,
doing boring numbers,
540
00:26:48,039 --> 00:26:49,422
answering to Dana's dad.
541
00:26:49,424 --> 00:26:50,923
Okay? I saved you, bud.
542
00:26:50,925 --> 00:26:52,959
Saved me? From what?!
543
00:26:52,961 --> 00:26:55,545
From living a nice life?
544
00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,746
From not getting stabbed?
545
00:26:57,748 --> 00:26:59,248
How selfish can you be?
546
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,583
Well, maybe it's not too late, you know?
547
00:27:00,585 --> 00:27:01,884
You could call her and see.
548
00:27:01,886 --> 00:27:03,853
That's not gonna work.
Well, maybe... maybe it will.
549
00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:05,471
No, it's not.
You want to know why?
550
00:27:05,473 --> 00:27:07,640
'Cause she's got some guy's arm
wrapped around her neck,
551
00:27:07,642 --> 00:27:10,276
and it's "complicated", okay?
552
00:27:10,278 --> 00:27:12,228
Look, Harry, we didn't know from the start
553
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:13,696
if Thinman was real or not.
554
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:17,266
I... okay, look, maybe I had
some inside knowledge,
555
00:27:17,268 --> 00:27:19,035
okay, but does it really make a difference
556
00:27:19,037 --> 00:27:20,486
if we keep it going for the fans?
557
00:27:20,488 --> 00:27:21,821
They'll never know.
558
00:27:21,823 --> 00:27:23,890
I'll know.
559
00:27:25,909 --> 00:27:29,629
You made a chump out of me, Ed.
560
00:27:29,631 --> 00:27:31,714
Harry, we can get through this.
561
00:27:31,716 --> 00:27:36,435
We just debunk Thinman and then
we go back to Ghostfacers.
562
00:27:36,437 --> 00:27:39,305
I can't.
563
00:27:41,425 --> 00:27:44,727
I can't trust you anymore, Ed.
564
00:27:44,729 --> 00:27:47,597
Oh, come on, Harry.
565
00:27:56,858 --> 00:27:59,842
I get it.
You're pissed, okay?
566
00:27:59,844 --> 00:28:02,745
And... and you don't mean
what you say.
567
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:07,483
But, Harry, just tell me what you need.
568
00:28:11,321 --> 00:28:13,923
I'll go get some coffee, and...
569
00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:16,792
and you can stay here and chill.
570
00:28:29,057 --> 00:28:30,673
Hey.
571
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,942
How did it go?
572
00:28:32,944 --> 00:28:38,030
It, um,
went... Um...
573
00:28:51,495 --> 00:28:53,996
Hey.
574
00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:57,917
You okay?
575
00:28:57,919 --> 00:29:01,203
I just got punched right in the feels.
576
00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:12,281
Um...
None of it was real, Sam.
577
00:29:12,283 --> 00:29:16,235
Ed was just pretending,
and now he wants me to pretend,
578
00:29:16,237 --> 00:29:20,022
like this is just something
I could get past.
579
00:29:20,024 --> 00:29:23,192
I know what you mean.
580
00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:27,213
Look, there are things you can forgive,
581
00:29:27,215 --> 00:29:29,115
and there are things you can't.
582
00:29:29,117 --> 00:29:31,567
So, which one is this?
583
00:29:31,569 --> 00:29:34,086
That's something you got
to figure out for yourself.
584
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:38,507
Hey.
585
00:29:39,877 --> 00:29:44,196
I got a bead on those
tire treads, if you want to...
586
00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:54,306
What's up?
587
00:29:54,308 --> 00:29:56,976
So, the tires were only made
for one kind of car.
588
00:29:56,978 --> 00:29:59,228
It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
589
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,063
Town this small... there's only
one registered here.
590
00:30:01,065 --> 00:30:02,931
Deputy says it belongs to a guy named Roger
591
00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:04,150
who works night security
592
00:30:04,152 --> 00:30:06,485
down at the mill on the north side of town.
593
00:30:06,487 --> 00:30:10,373
So, this thing teleported,
but it has a job and car.
594
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:11,774
What are we dealing with?
595
00:30:11,776 --> 00:30:13,909
Let's go find out.
596
00:30:24,421 --> 00:30:26,505
Oh.
597
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:30,593
Sam and Dean caught something,
598
00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:33,729
so they're gonna clean up your mess.
599
00:30:33,731 --> 00:30:35,130
You're right.
It is my mess.
600
00:30:35,132 --> 00:30:37,483
I should be the one out there
cleaning it up.
601
00:30:37,485 --> 00:30:38,934
You'd just make it worse.
602
00:30:41,137 --> 00:30:42,471
Oh, what?
603
00:30:42,473 --> 00:30:44,640
You were fine leaving Sam
and Dean before. Why not now?
604
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:47,142
I don't want to be a
jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
605
00:30:47,144 --> 00:30:50,029
Jellyfish don't have spines.
606
00:30:50,031 --> 00:30:51,080
Exactly.
607
00:30:51,082 --> 00:30:52,948
Before the heartache, before the lies,
608
00:30:52,950 --> 00:30:54,700
we set out to help people, right?
609
00:30:54,702 --> 00:30:56,335
Yeah.
610
00:30:56,337 --> 00:30:57,820
Mostly.
611
00:30:57,822 --> 00:30:59,972
So, there's no reason not to get out there
612
00:30:59,974 --> 00:31:02,041
and do what we mostly set out to do.
613
00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:06,662
Harry, I-I can make this right
for the both of us.
614
00:31:16,273 --> 00:31:17,773
We can make it right.
615
00:31:17,775 --> 00:31:21,977
Y-you mean you want
to come with me?
616
00:31:33,824 --> 00:31:36,292
I thought we said my partner
and I would take care of this.
617
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:38,711
Look, guys, my boss is AWOL.
618
00:31:38,713 --> 00:31:40,296
We don't have a warrant.
619
00:31:40,298 --> 00:31:43,215
My ass is on the line
if this thing goes sideways.
620
00:31:43,217 --> 00:31:46,335
All right.
Just stay back.
621
00:32:07,774 --> 00:32:10,376
Always wanted to use these things.
622
00:32:25,895 --> 00:32:28,330
So, you're Thinman?
623
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,583
That would make sense if it didn't look
624
00:32:31,585 --> 00:32:34,069
like you just ate a fat camp.
625
00:32:39,909 --> 00:32:41,877
Oh, God, Sam, make him stop.
626
00:32:41,879 --> 00:32:45,397
Hey, so, what's the deal?
What are you, Norwood?
627
00:32:45,399 --> 00:32:46,698
You a demon?
628
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,301
I mean, how did you teleport
back at the diner?
629
00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,854
Team effort.
630
00:33:11,441 --> 00:33:13,575
So, there was no teleporting...
631
00:33:13,577 --> 00:33:17,463
just a couple of douche bags
doing the "scream" thing.
632
00:33:17,465 --> 00:33:20,432
Wait, I know who you are.
633
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:25,120
You're the busboy from the diner.
634
00:33:25,122 --> 00:33:28,090
So, what, you just wanted
to kill your boss?
635
00:33:28,092 --> 00:33:29,875
Trey was a dick.
636
00:33:29,877 --> 00:33:31,727
And what about Casey?
637
00:33:31,729 --> 00:33:33,045
What did she do?
638
00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:35,464
She wouldn't go out with me,
so I set her up
639
00:33:35,466 --> 00:33:37,733
with someone else...
my knife.
640
00:33:40,488 --> 00:33:42,938
Good one, Rog.
641
00:33:44,858 --> 00:33:47,576
I see the sheriff
didn't make it out of town.
642
00:33:47,578 --> 00:33:49,528
Well, he really should have given me
643
00:33:49,530 --> 00:33:50,696
the time off I asked for.
644
00:33:50,698 --> 00:33:52,448
So, you killed him?!
645
00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:54,483
I didn't kill anyone.
646
00:33:54,485 --> 00:33:56,118
Roger did.
647
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:58,153
He's the psycho.
648
00:33:58,155 --> 00:34:00,205
I'm the visionary.
649
00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:03,675
I don't blame you for underestimating me.
650
00:34:03,677 --> 00:34:05,594
Everybody does.
651
00:34:05,596 --> 00:34:07,963
Fancy Fed, coming in here,
652
00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:11,717
treating me like a paper monkey
from the get-go.
653
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,635
But I was Thinman the whole time.
654
00:34:14,837 --> 00:34:17,672
Do you have any idea how good that felt?
655
00:34:18,942 --> 00:34:22,444
No, sicko, I can't say that I do.
656
00:34:22,446 --> 00:34:24,029
Yeah, pretty boy doesn't know
657
00:34:24,031 --> 00:34:25,864
what it's like to feel invisible...
658
00:34:25,866 --> 00:34:29,785
to grow up in a town of
300 people and nobody sees you.
659
00:34:29,787 --> 00:34:31,320
They didn't see us.
660
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,775
So, how did you two meet?
661
00:34:36,777 --> 00:34:38,744
Wackjob.com?
662
00:34:38,746 --> 00:34:40,879
No.
663
00:34:40,881 --> 00:34:43,465
Just a couple of schmoes in an empty bar.
664
00:34:43,467 --> 00:34:44,800
We hit it off.
665
00:34:44,802 --> 00:34:46,385
Turns out me and Rog...
666
00:34:46,387 --> 00:34:48,737
we're both total
conspiracy-theory junkies.
667
00:34:48,739 --> 00:34:50,172
And then we found Thinman, and, bam,
668
00:34:50,174 --> 00:34:52,374
we blew up all over the message boards.
669
00:34:52,376 --> 00:34:55,694
So, what is this, then?
Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
670
00:34:55,696 --> 00:34:57,045
Cosreal.
671
00:34:57,047 --> 00:34:59,181
You know, blogging was fun, but...
672
00:34:59,183 --> 00:35:01,183
But, let me guess,
you wanted something more.
673
00:35:01,185 --> 00:35:02,884
You realize what you two jackasses
674
00:35:02,886 --> 00:35:06,021
are doing doesn't make you Thinman.
675
00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:08,890
It makes you copycat killers.
676
00:35:08,892 --> 00:35:12,027
It makes me Thinman.
677
00:35:12,029 --> 00:35:15,531
And you're not telling anyone I'm not,
678
00:35:15,533 --> 00:35:18,617
'cause you'll be too dead to talk.
679
00:35:20,570 --> 00:35:22,004
Show time.
680
00:35:22,006 --> 00:35:24,840
You two are lucky ducks.
681
00:35:24,842 --> 00:35:26,959
You're the stars of our best video yet.
682
00:35:26,961 --> 00:35:32,214
And when it goes viral, everyone
will know Thinman's real.
683
00:35:42,108 --> 00:35:44,276
And... Action!
684
00:35:44,278 --> 00:35:45,944
Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
685
00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:02,944
Harry...
686
00:36:20,314 --> 00:36:24,316
Oh, he got me!
He got me back!
687
00:36:25,135 --> 00:36:27,636
It's Scooby-Doo time,
douche bag.
688
00:36:27,638 --> 00:36:30,022
Take off the mask.
689
00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:31,323
I know you're not Thinman.
690
00:36:31,325 --> 00:36:33,142
You're just a "me-me".
691
00:36:33,144 --> 00:36:35,277
Ed, it's pronounced meme.
692
00:36:35,279 --> 00:36:36,779
It's spelled m-e-m-e,
though.
693
00:36:36,781 --> 00:36:38,697
The second "e"
is silent. Yeah.
694
00:36:38,699 --> 00:36:45,588
You're a me-me... a-a man-meme,
and I invented you.
695
00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:47,656
Oh!
696
00:36:48,825 --> 00:36:50,843
Good to know.
697
00:36:50,845 --> 00:36:52,294
Oh, sh...
698
00:36:55,183 --> 00:36:57,967
I'm a lover of the classics, Ed.
699
00:36:57,969 --> 00:37:01,604
And what we have here
is a "Frankenstein" situation.
700
00:37:01,606 --> 00:37:04,390
I'm a lover I mean, wow, the creator.
701
00:37:04,392 --> 00:37:06,692
I mean, we... we were
gonna let one of you guys
702
00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:08,944
live to tell our story but now,
703
00:37:08,946 --> 00:37:11,680
once you two are dead, there'll be no proof
704
00:37:11,682 --> 00:37:14,683
that Thinman was your brainchilc.
705
00:37:31,101 --> 00:37:32,551
No.
706
00:37:42,713 --> 00:37:44,597
Wait, no! No! No!
707
00:37:44,599 --> 00:37:45,981
No, look. Look at me.
708
00:37:45,983 --> 00:37:47,349
This is all my fault.
709
00:37:47,351 --> 00:37:50,486
Okay?
It's all my fault.
710
00:37:50,488 --> 00:37:52,438
I got enough bullets for both of you.
711
00:38:24,728 --> 00:38:27,163
So, are we good in there?
Yeah.
712
00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:31,451
With the Thinman footage
and the way I set the bodies,
713
00:38:31,453 --> 00:38:33,569
there should be enough
breadcrumbs to make it look
714
00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:37,090
like those two psychos offed each other.
715
00:38:39,593 --> 00:38:41,010
They were just people, man.
716
00:38:41,012 --> 00:38:44,097
They weren't... demons.
They weren't monsters.
717
00:38:44,099 --> 00:38:48,584
They... were
just frickin' people.
718
00:38:48,586 --> 00:38:52,605
Yeah, well, like I said, people are sick.
719
00:38:54,175 --> 00:38:58,011
S-so... Are we cool?
720
00:38:59,514 --> 00:39:01,981
I don't think we ever will be.
721
00:39:05,871 --> 00:39:08,254
I mean, you know, we made it right.
722
00:39:08,256 --> 00:39:10,273
We...
we beat the guys.
723
00:39:10,275 --> 00:39:13,409
This could be our shot to start
the old Ghostfacers again.
724
00:39:13,411 --> 00:39:16,112
I came here with you to finish
this thing with Thinman.
725
00:39:16,114 --> 00:39:18,047
I wasn't just closing a chapter, Ed.
726
00:39:18,049 --> 00:39:20,283
It was the whole dang book.
727
00:39:20,285 --> 00:39:21,768
But you saved my life back there.
728
00:39:21,770 --> 00:39:23,052
I killed a guy, Ed.
729
00:39:23,054 --> 00:39:24,787
He was a bad guy, Harry.
730
00:39:24,789 --> 00:39:26,256
He was a guy, Ed.
731
00:39:26,258 --> 00:39:29,842
Too many people have died
'cause of your crap.
732
00:39:29,844 --> 00:39:31,377
I've done all this crap for us.
733
00:39:31,379 --> 00:39:33,229
I-I don't know why
you don't see that.
734
00:39:33,231 --> 00:39:36,766
No.
No.
735
00:39:36,768 --> 00:39:39,135
You did this for you.
736
00:39:44,024 --> 00:39:50,146
Ed, there's a lot of things I can forgive,
737
00:39:50,148 --> 00:39:53,032
so, what does this mean about us?
738
00:39:55,169 --> 00:39:58,504
It means...
739
00:39:58,506 --> 00:40:01,207
It's complicated.
740
00:40:14,138 --> 00:40:16,789
Can I get a ride from you guys?
741
00:40:19,843 --> 00:40:21,694
Yeah, sure.
742
00:41:03,404 --> 00:41:06,439
Harry, you okay?
743
00:41:06,441 --> 00:41:08,724
Yeah.
744
00:41:08,726 --> 00:41:11,828
I mean, no.
745
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,529
You roll with a guy so many years,
746
00:41:13,531 --> 00:41:16,199
you start to think he's always
gonna be next to you.
747
00:41:17,868 --> 00:41:20,670
Like, when you're old and
you're drinking on the porch,
748
00:41:20,672 --> 00:41:23,206
he'll be in that other rocking chair.
749
00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:25,091
And then something happens,
750
00:41:25,093 --> 00:41:31,414
and you realize that other chair
has gone empty.
751
00:41:38,439 --> 00:41:40,589
You know what I mean?
752
00:41:41,614 --> 00:41:46,614
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