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Whoo!

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Enjoying your flight today, Emma?

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Just warn me if we're
heading for Aca-puko, okay?

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- Knock-knock! Danny?
- Riley, hi.

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Ben, don't bother. I'm not talking to you.

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But if I were I'd be saying, "I
can't believe you slept with Heather."

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- Listen, listen, I'm so sorry.
- Really, I don't need to...

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- just hear me out.
- I don't wanna hear the whole thing!

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- It's really not necessary!
- Just shut up already!

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I'm trying to apologize here.

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Listen, I am so sorry I slept with Heather.

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If I knew you hated her,

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I would've done the right thing...

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I would've snuck her out the fire escape.

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- Is your brother here or not?
- Not.

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- Okay.
- No no, Riley, wait wait wait.

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Please please please. I promise you

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I will never ever hook
up with Heather again.

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Well, you couldn't even if you wanted to,

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so not really that big of a sacrifice.

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Oh...  I could.

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She was into me, but I'm choosing not to,

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because I'm just that kinda guy.

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Oh. Well, sorry to burst your man-bubble,

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but Heather only used
you to get even with me.

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And it just helped that you
have no morals or integrity.

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- Oh? Really? Oh, okay.
- Yeah.

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Would a woman... Who
never wants to see me again

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leave an earring?

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She's practically moving in!

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Oh. Okay. Whatever you say, yeah.

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Well, I say I could go out with
her again any time I wanted to.

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Well, I say I challenge you.

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Oh, really? Are we gonna go there?

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Oh, I think we're already there.

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Fine. I bet I can go on a date with Heather

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- in the next 48 hours.
-  And I accept that bet.

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- Should we wager the usual?
- How about the usual deluxe?

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Ho ho.

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Oh man.

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Oh, this is gonna be good.

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Okay.

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Hey, what's up, Heather? It's Ben.

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Wheeler.

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We had sex.

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Heather? Heather!

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She's gonna call me back.

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Synced and corrected by Nantinha
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Dude, any ideas? I need to
get the date with Heather

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or I'm gonna be on the wrong
end of the usual deluxe,

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<i>and I am not shaving off my eyebrows...</i>

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Again.

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Well, I think your best bet
is to go build a time machine

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and go back to a time...
Before you were an idiot.

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All right. Well, I am off
to the park to meet a lady.

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All I need is a bottle, a binky and a baby.

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Do you ever wonder why you're
single? Because I don't.

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Ever why you're folding onesies
while I'm going to pick up a girl?

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Because I don't.

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Dude, are you using
Emma to meet women again?

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Yes.

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And I also use her

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to cut through long bathroom lines.

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Sorry, Tucker, but
Emma's gonna get me a date

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and help me win a bet. Okay, baby,

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time to earn your formula. Whoo!

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Onesie?

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Boys...

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I'm having a crisis.

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Is it a real crisis or the
kind where you just need

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a glass of chardonnay to cheer you up?

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No, but thanks for the reminder.

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Okay, after much soul-searching,

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I've decided that I've
gotta break up with Brad.

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You know, he's just too young and immature.

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It turns out once we have our clothes on,

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we have nothing in common!

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But, mom, Brad's awesome!

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He likes to play air hockey, he
always lets me win at "Dino Hunter IV"

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and he's got the entire secret
menu memorized at the Burger Barn.

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And you wanna know why I'm single?

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Mom, if you dump him, he'll dump me.

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I broke up with your friend Jimmy Balding

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- and he didn't dump you.
- You dated Jimmy Balding?!

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No! Who said that?! No.

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Okay, I just need to think of the best way

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to break up with Brad
without hurting his feelings.

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I got you covered. Fake move to Mexico.

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Yes.

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I got a guy who will
send a postcard for you.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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Just ask for Bonifacio.

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- It's him.
- Bonifacio?

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- Brad.
- Oh.

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Okay, you know what?

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I think that I'm just
gonna get it over with.

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Okay?

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Hey, Brad. Look...

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You what? Okay, I'll be right there!

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He's in the hospital!

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Why does bad stuff always happen to me?!

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Oh my God, Brad. Are you okay?

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- Dude, what happened?
- Well, I was showing the new Brad pad

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and the last thing I remember were the
elevator doors just closing in on my head.

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Thankfully, the face is fine.

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Don't worry. A few more tests

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and this whole thing will
be over before you know it.

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Speaking of things that are gonna
be over before you know it...

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Mom, not now. The man is practically dying.

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- I'm sure it can wait.
- Well, what I have to say can't.

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Bonnie, when those doors were
squeezing the blood out of my head,

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I swear my life flashed before my eyes.

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And in that instant

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all I thought about was you.

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Bonnie...

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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Yes! Whoo!

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Let's celebrate with some pants...

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'Cause I can kinda see up your gown.

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Okay, Emma, time to work your baby magic.

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Hello, baby stealer.

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I think you mean "bet loser."

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What are you guys doing here?

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Oh, well, we were gonna go
see that new disaster movie

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but why buy the ticket when
they're showing one for free here?

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Yeah, plus we got great seats.

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Don't forget to turn off your cellphone.

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Oh, thanks. Ooh! ♪ showtime.

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Heather, hi. You look lovely as always.

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You met me once. Can I have my earring?

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Not till you've met Emma.

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Hi, Heather.

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How'd you like to go
out with my daddy again?

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He sure does like you.

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Oh, sweetie, they all do.

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Now can I have my earring?

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Here here, just hold her 10 seconds

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and I'll give you back the earring.

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Come on. Come on.

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There you go.

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- Yeah.
- Aww. She is awfully cute.

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Here. Your baby's broken.

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Sorry. If you let it dry,
you can chip it off later.

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Earring!

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Gimme that.

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- Bravo.
- Wow. Well done.

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We loved every minute of that,

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- even though the ending was kinda predictable.
- Yeah.

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Hey, maybe next time you'll think
twice about baby-blocking me.

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Wow. I had no idea

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you'd be going down so quickly.

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I gotta start working on your punishment.

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Do you know where I
can find a video camera,

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some hair-removal cream and a tarp?

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This is a disaster! I
mean, what do I do now?

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You gotta smooth it out first.

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Not the dollar! Brad!

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Well, there's nothing to do.

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Now that you love him,
everything's perfect.

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Well, Danny... Danny, I don't love him.

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I just got caught up in the moment.

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Listen, just go down to
that fountain in the lobby

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and fish me out some quarters.

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But those are other people's wishes.

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Just go!

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You know, if you pound
it left of the spring,

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it'll give you what you want.

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Funny, I come with the same instructions.

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I'm not sure you should buy
anything from that machine.

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Some of those chips are as old as me.

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Well, I prefer the phrase
"aged to perfection."

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In that case, I'm Jim.

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Hi, Jim, I'm Bonnie.

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I hope I'm not being too
forward, but are you single?

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Heading in that direction.

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Then you'd consider having drinks with me?

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Well, consider it considered.

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- Can I get your number?
- Sure.

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What are the chances I'd meet
a beautiful woman in a hospital?

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Well, hopefully after I
walk away, slim to none.

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What?

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He's the hospital snack inspector.

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Oh hey, dad.

185
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I can't believe it. You
just missed my girlfriend.

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I got less than 24 hours to
get Heather to go out with me.

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Do you really want to see
me humiliated in public?

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Hang on a sec. Yeah, I'm okay with that.

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Oh my God, I'm so lucky.

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Somebody just died in this,
so I got it for half off.

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What size chicken foot are you?

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Hey, this isn't a done deal.

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Nine and a half.

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Mom, I am not ending
things with Brad for you!

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Why not? I ended my prom early for you.

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14 lbs, Danny. You were 14 lbs.

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But you told Brad you love him.

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Well, I had to!

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He was just lying there all
wounded and vulnerable...

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In that really short gown.

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And then he just sucker-punched
me with an "I love you."

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I mean, I couldn't help but say it back.

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00:10:01,218 --> 00:10:02,800
Wait, just because he said it first?

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00:10:04,084 --> 00:10:06,522
I gotta try that. Where is that damn baby?

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00:10:08,414 --> 00:10:11,334
I mean, that's how Jimmy Balding
got me to go out with him.

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00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:12,962
You went out with Jimmy Balding too?!

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00:10:14,661 --> 00:10:16,685
So, if you hear "I love you,"

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00:10:16,686 --> 00:10:18,233
there's pretty much nothing you won't do?

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00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,221
Any chance Brad's still in the hospital?

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00:10:21,222 --> 00:10:23,002
I think I might wanna go pay my respects.

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00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,876
He's not dead...

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Though that would make
things easier for me.

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- No. No.
- Mom, I seriously think

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00:10:29,992 --> 00:10:31,932
you should reconsider
breaking up with Brad.

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00:10:31,933 --> 00:10:34,803
I mean, he's smart, he's
funny, he's generous.

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Ooh, that's good. Tell him all
that stuff when you dump him.

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- Brad, hey.
- Hey.

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00:10:42,799 --> 00:10:44,153
Great to see you up and about,

219
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looking like you're ready for anything.

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Absolutely anything.

221
00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,015
I'm actually really
glad that you stopped by.

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00:10:51,016 --> 00:10:54,542
Hey, what do you think
about me asking your mom

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to move in with me?

224
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Umm, I think you should ask
me again in about two minutes.

225
00:11:01,308 --> 00:11:02,915
So, Brad...

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00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:05,811
She just makes me feel
like no one ever has before.

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00:11:05,812 --> 00:11:08,434
You know, I wanna take care
of her, I wanna make her happy.

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00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,791
We belong together, you know?

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She's just... she's just perfect for me.

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00:11:14,769 --> 00:11:15,982
You know what?

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00:11:15,983 --> 00:11:17,638
My mom is perfect for you.

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That's what I've been saying!

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In fact, I literally just said that.

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You definitely shouldn't break up.

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00:11:25,373 --> 00:11:28,231
- Why would we break up?
- Um, exactly!

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So let's go find her,

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and when she starts talking,
you say "I love you."

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Got it? Okay. But maybe we
should stop by the fountain first,

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so you can make a wish.

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Perfect.

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- Ben?
- Heather, is that you?

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What happened? I got your text.

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Car out of nowhere.

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00:12:01,758 --> 00:12:03,305
Details are sketchy.

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00:12:03,997 --> 00:12:06,275
The hospital said I should
have a lawyer come down.

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00:12:06,276 --> 00:12:09,729
- Riley's a lawyer.
- They said, "good lawyer."

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00:12:11,751 --> 00:12:13,901
Ben...  What's going on?

248
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And why aren't these machines working?

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I don't have very good insurance.

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00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,367
Heather, look, here is the truth...

251
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,928
- I know I don't mean anything to you...
- Yup.

252
00:12:27,382 --> 00:12:30,041
And that you pretty much just
used me to get back at Riley...

253
00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,297
Mm-hmm.

254
00:12:32,591 --> 00:12:34,695
But when I saw that bus heading for me...

255
00:12:34,696 --> 00:12:36,011
I thought it was a car.

256
00:12:36,012 --> 00:12:38,104
Large car, small bus... not important.

257
00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:42,462
The point is I saw my life flash before me

258
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,153
and all I saw was you.

259
00:12:44,490 --> 00:12:46,437
And at first I didn't
know why or what it meant,

260
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:48,015
but now I do.

261
00:12:48,745 --> 00:12:51,734
Heather, I love you.

262
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,124
You know, it's a shame you don't live here.

263
00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,316
Although that's why God invented sexting.

264
00:13:03,814 --> 00:13:05,242
Mmm.  Well, you never know.

265
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,536
I do have a couple of sons in town.

266
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,740
<i>Maybe I'll find a nice
little pied-a-terre.</i>

267
00:13:08,741 --> 00:13:10,775
Ooh, you speak French.

268
00:13:10,776 --> 00:13:12,447
It's another thing we have in common.

269
00:13:13,269 --> 00:13:15,741
Soup du jour.

270
00:13:16,407 --> 00:13:17,767
It's just soup.

271
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,184
Yeah.

272
00:13:20,185 --> 00:13:22,304
Oh! Time to check the meter.

273
00:13:22,305 --> 00:13:24,550
- Mmm.
- Please try not to get in any trouble.

274
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,127
Well, then why am I here?

275
00:13:26,128 --> 00:13:27,435
Oh.

276
00:13:31,367 --> 00:13:33,799
Hey, is that hospital
guy? What's he doing here?

277
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:35,991
If I play my cards right, hopefully me.

278
00:13:36,929 --> 00:13:39,169
But you can't be on a date.
Brad's gonna be here any minute.

279
00:13:39,170 --> 00:13:40,308
What?! No!

280
00:13:40,309 --> 00:13:42,557
Danny, you were supposed to handle that.

281
00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:46,083
Oh my God! Nothing ruins a good date faster

282
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,903
than your boyfriend showing up!

283
00:13:48,732 --> 00:13:50,451
Oh my God, he's here. Get rid of him.

284
00:13:50,452 --> 00:13:52,347
- Go go go go go.
- Hey, Brad,

285
00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:54,267
a couple... two... three
changes to the plan.

286
00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,870
Mom is not coming. She might've
said something about Mexico.

287
00:13:57,733 --> 00:13:59,912
Hey, dad. Good, you got my message.

288
00:13:59,913 --> 00:14:00,882
- Mm-hmm.
- Dad?

289
00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,681
This is your dad?

290
00:14:03,499 --> 00:14:05,627
Yeah, he drove into town when
he heard I was in the hospital.

291
00:14:05,628 --> 00:14:07,021
You guys are related?!

292
00:14:08,196 --> 00:14:10,945
Yes, that's why I just called him "dad."

293
00:14:10,946 --> 00:14:13,863
- Oh yeah.
- And I may have found his next mom in the hospital.

294
00:14:13,864 --> 00:14:15,333
Seriously? Only you.

295
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,776
This guy could pick up
a widow at a funeral.

296
00:14:17,777 --> 00:14:19,948
- Uh?
- Actually, she's right inside.

297
00:14:19,949 --> 00:14:21,034
Oh! Ooh.

298
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:23,930
Where did she go?

299
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:25,984
Well, I know where I need to go...

300
00:14:25,985 --> 00:14:27,905
the bathroom. Nice to meet you.

301
00:14:27,906 --> 00:14:30,031
Dads are great. I love dads!

302
00:14:30,032 --> 00:14:33,443
Where would we be without
dads? Mine's gay! Okay.

303
00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:38,215
Oh, dude, it worked perfectly.

304
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:39,932
If I knew "I love you"
could get you a date,

305
00:14:39,933 --> 00:14:41,767
it would always be my opening line.

306
00:14:43,038 --> 00:14:45,910
I mean, if you don't mean it, who cares?

307
00:14:45,911 --> 00:14:48,533
I know I don't.

308
00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:51,396
Dude, I can't wait to try it tonight.

309
00:14:51,397 --> 00:14:52,552
"I love you..."

310
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,486
I should probably find
out what her name is first.

311
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,280
Hey, Riley, we were just talking about you.

312
00:15:02,281 --> 00:15:04,412
Did you come to lay down, give up, concede,

313
00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:06,341
slap a big "L" on your forehead?

314
00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:08,799
I'm a gentleman, so lady's choice.

315
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:12,664
Ben, we need to talk. This bet...

316
00:15:12,665 --> 00:15:14,201
this whole thing is wrong.

317
00:15:14,202 --> 00:15:15,919
You always say that when you lose.

318
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,312
She always says that.

319
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:22,448
It's not that, okay? It's you and Heather.

320
00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,277
You and any girl, actually.

321
00:15:26,041 --> 00:15:27,870
Look, I know I said we should be friends

322
00:15:27,871 --> 00:15:30,276
and that it doesn't bother me
to think of you with other women,

323
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,730
but it does.

324
00:15:32,482 --> 00:15:34,851
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying that every time

325
00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:36,417
I think of you and Heather together,

326
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,449
I think, "that shouldn't be her.

327
00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:40,606
That should be me."

328
00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:46,339
Ben, I'm still in love with you.

329
00:15:53,259 --> 00:15:55,349
Okay, well, you kids have a great night.

330
00:15:58,422 --> 00:16:00,941
His son?! Oh my God.

331
00:16:00,942 --> 00:16:03,313
I mean, I knew I had a type, but wow!

332
00:16:03,916 --> 00:16:06,811
- What do I do now?
- Mom, when I was a kid,

333
00:16:06,812 --> 00:16:09,155
what did you always tell me to
do when I was caught in a lie?

334
00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:13,030
- "Go get the belt."
- No, "just tell the truth and all will be forgiven."

335
00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:15,578
Oh, that was your dad. All
right, I'm going out the window.

336
00:16:15,579 --> 00:16:16,726
Assume the position.

337
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,824
14 lbs.

338
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,953
Go on. Get.

339
00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:23,591
All right, okay.

340
00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:24,982
All right, here we go.

341
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,225
All right. All right,
this is gonna be perfect.

342
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,666
Danny, I think I'm stuck.

343
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:35,099
Danny, push me out!

344
00:16:40,048 --> 00:16:42,863
Just touch it! I'll take
you to therapy later!

345
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,200
Come on.

346
00:16:45,975 --> 00:16:47,854
Ah! Come on!

347
00:16:49,154 --> 00:16:51,171
Bonnie?

348
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:55,770
Brad! Oh, there you are.

349
00:16:56,192 --> 00:16:59,123
You know, I've been
looking all over for you.

350
00:16:59,858 --> 00:17:01,755
- What are you doing?
- Oh, you know,

351
00:17:01,756 --> 00:17:04,748
just hanging out. Yeah.

352
00:17:05,081 --> 00:17:08,356
This is one of my favorite
places in the city.

353
00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,911
It's wonderful out here.

354
00:17:11,912 --> 00:17:14,120
But you know what? If you
could maybe just give me a hand.

355
00:17:14,121 --> 00:17:16,555
Just...  Give me a hand.

356
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:17,762
Yeah yeah, of course.

357
00:17:17,763 --> 00:17:19,743
- All right, there you go.
- Okay, one...

358
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:21,034
- Two...
- Three!

359
00:17:21,035 --> 00:17:22,175
Pull! Pull!

360
00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,362
<i>- Pull harder.
- I can't.</i>

361
00:17:24,991 --> 00:17:27,667
- Harder!
- Bonnie?

362
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,181
Hey, Jimbo.

363
00:17:31,815 --> 00:17:34,704
Jimbo? Wait, how do you know Bonnie?

364
00:17:35,075 --> 00:17:37,171
She's my date. How do you know Bonnie?

365
00:17:37,172 --> 00:17:38,641
She's my girlfriend.

366
00:17:41,718 --> 00:17:45,570
Sounds like you two
have a lot to talk about.

367
00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:47,790
I thought you were single.

368
00:17:47,791 --> 00:17:50,480
- Yeah, but...
- Single? Why would you tell him that you're single?

369
00:17:50,481 --> 00:17:52,229
You just told me that you loved me.

370
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,670
Yeah, that's just something
I say to people, you know?

371
00:17:54,671 --> 00:17:57,608
Hey, I love you! I love you, too!

372
00:17:57,609 --> 00:17:59,204
Bonnie, what is going on?

373
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:00,910
I thought we had something special.

374
00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:02,725
Yeah, Brad, we... we do.

375
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:05,478
We did.

376
00:18:06,315 --> 00:18:07,566
Okay, here's the truth...

377
00:18:08,428 --> 00:18:11,271
at the end of the day, you know,

378
00:18:11,272 --> 00:18:13,897
you're just too immature for me.

379
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:19,005
I... I need somebody more grounded.

380
00:18:20,773 --> 00:18:23,076
You know what? So do I.

381
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,235
Bonnie, we're done.

382
00:18:27,444 --> 00:18:28,934
Dad, are you coming?

383
00:18:31,008 --> 00:18:32,925
- Well, if you two aren't gonna...
- Yeah.

384
00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:37,475
- Right behind ya, son.
- Okay.

385
00:18:37,806 --> 00:18:39,233
I...

386
00:18:39,234 --> 00:18:42,652
okay, Danny, either pull
me in or push me out, okay?

387
00:18:43,366 --> 00:18:45,973
Danny! Danny!

388
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,544
You're a good son.

389
00:18:54,391 --> 00:18:56,019
You really think we can be together again?

390
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:57,355
Are you sure you want me back?

391
00:18:57,356 --> 00:19:00,065
Ben, I've never been more sure of anything.

392
00:19:02,788 --> 00:19:04,211
Ben, are you here?

393
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:05,605
Heather. Hi.

394
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,995
What are you doing here? I thought
we were meeting at the bar...

395
00:19:08,624 --> 00:19:10,647
20 minutes ago. I think
I might be a little late.

396
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,684
Oh, Riley, hi. I hope this
me-and-Ben thing isn't too weird.

397
00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,301
You-and-Ben thing?
It's just a stupid date.

398
00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:19,178
Oh, not to me. Ben, you were right.

399
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:20,487
I don't know why I was fighting it.

400
00:19:20,488 --> 00:19:21,944
I don't think I actually understood

401
00:19:21,945 --> 00:19:24,303
how I truly felt until
you told me you loved me.

402
00:19:24,304 --> 00:19:25,867
Wait, he told you he loved you?

403
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:27,885
- You told her you loved her?
- Sort of.

404
00:19:28,217 --> 00:19:30,988
Oh, there was no "sort of" about it.

405
00:19:30,989 --> 00:19:33,250
- So, what, you're in love with her now?
- Ben, tell her you love me.

406
00:19:33,251 --> 00:19:35,085
Ben, tell her you love me.

407
00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,434
Actually, Heather, the truth is

408
00:19:37,784 --> 00:19:40,616
I just told you I loved you to win a bet.

409
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,792
But now that I've won this,

410
00:19:45,336 --> 00:19:48,116
I guess, thanks for stopping by.

411
00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:53,849
Oh my God, Ben. Telling
someone that you love them

412
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:57,023
when you don't is just
the lowest of the low.

413
00:19:57,024 --> 00:19:59,379
- Even I wouldn't do that.
- And she is a horrible person.

414
00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:00,494
It's true.

415
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:09,095
- Oh, man, you were perfect.
- No, you were perfect.

416
00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:12,680
W-w-wait
a second.

417
00:20:13,116 --> 00:20:14,758
- Did you two...
- Play you?

418
00:20:15,179 --> 00:20:18,379
Take you down? Slap a big
"L" across your forehead?

419
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:21,040
Yes, Ben Wheeler, take note:

420
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:23,432
Two girls are better than one,

421
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:26,356
especially when both of
them wanna get even with you.

422
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:28,710
- I think we're done here.
- Bye, Ben.

423
00:20:32,193 --> 00:20:34,251
Yo, for the record, I knew the whole time.

424
00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,352
Go easy on me, Riley!

425
00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,879
♪ Everybody have a seat ♪

426
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:45,381
♪ And watch me tap my loser feet ♪

427
00:20:45,382 --> 00:20:47,224
♪ I lost a bet, so you're in luck ♪

428
00:20:47,225 --> 00:20:49,463
♪ You get to watch me tell you I suck ♪

429
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:52,876
♪ I took a dive, I was
slaughtered highly ♪

430
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:55,163
♪ I wish I was as great

431
00:20:55,164 --> 00:20:57,344
♪ and awesome as Riley.

432
00:20:57,345 --> 00:20:59,516
Yeah! Whoo!

433
00:21:00,424 --> 00:21:03,559
Now that is what I call "deluxe".

434
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,753
Oh, you got off easy,

435
00:21:04,754 --> 00:21:07,115
I can't believe you didn't make him
do it in front of a bigger crowd.

436
00:21:07,904 --> 00:21:09,674
Oh I wouldn't worry about that.

437
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:15,432
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