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Whoo!
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Enjoying your flight today, Emma?
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Just warn me if we're
heading for Aca-puko, okay?
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- Knock-knock! Danny?
- Riley, hi.
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Ben, don't bother. I'm not talking to you.
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But if I were I'd be saying,
"I can't believe you slept with Heather."
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- Listen, listen, I'm so sorry.
- Really, I don't need to...
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- just hear me out.
- I don't wanna hear the whole thing!
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- It's really not necessary!
- Just shut up already!
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I'm trying to apologize here.
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Listen, I am so sorry I slept with Heather.
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If I knew you hated her,
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I would've done the right thing...
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I would've snuck her out the fire escape.
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- Is your brother here or not?
- Not.
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- Okay.
- No no, Riley, wait wait wait.
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Please please please. I promise you
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I will never ever hook
up with Heather again.
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Well, you couldn't even if you wanted to,
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so not really that big of a sacrifice.
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Oh... I could.
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She was into me, but I'm choosing not to,
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because I'm just that kinda guy.
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Oh. Well, sorry to burst your man-bubble,
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but Heather only used
you to get even with me.
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And it just helped that you
have no morals or integrity.
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- Oh? Really? Oh, okay.
- Yeah.
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Would a woman... Who
never wants to see me again
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leave an earring?
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She's practically moving in!
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Oh. Okay. Whatever you say, yeah.
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Well, I say I could go out with
her again any time I wanted to.
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Well, I say I challenge you.
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Oh, really? Are we gonna go there?
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Oh, I think we're already there.
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Fine. I bet I can go on a date with Heather
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- in the next 48 hours.
- And I accept that bet.
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- Should we wager the usual?
- How about the usual deluxe?
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Ho ho.
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Oh man.
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Oh, this is gonna be good.
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Okay.
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Hey, what's up, Heather? It's Ben.
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Wheeler.
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We had sex.
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Heather? Heather!
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She's gonna call me back.
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♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪
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♪ can take your life
and change direction. ♪
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Dude, any ideas? I need to
get the date with Heather
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or I'm gonna be on the wrong
end of the usual deluxe,
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and I am not shaving off my eyebrows...
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Again.
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Well, I think your best bet
is to go build a time machine
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and go back to a time...
Before you were an idiot.
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All right. Well, I am off
to the park to meet a lady.
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All I need is a bottle, a binky and a baby.
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Do you ever wonder why you're
single? Because I don't.
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Ever why you're folding onesies
while I'm going to pick up a girl?
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Because I don't.
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Dude, are you using
Emma to meet women again?
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Yes.
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And I also use her
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to cut through long bathroom lines.
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Sorry, Tucker,
but Emma's gonna get me a date
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and help me win a bet. Okay, baby,
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time to earn your formula. Whoo!
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Onesie?
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Boys...
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I'm having a crisis.
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Is it a real crisis or the
kind where you just need
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a glass of chardonnay to cheer you up?
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No, but thanks for the reminder.
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Okay, after much soul-searching,
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I've decided that I've
gotta break up with Brad.
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You know, he's just too young and immature.
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It turns out once we have our clothes on,
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we have nothing in common!
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But, mom, Brad's awesome!
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He likes to play air hockey, he
always lets me win at "Dino Hunter IV"
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and he's got the entire secret
menu memorized at the Burger Barn.
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And you wanna know why I'm single?
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Mom, if you dump him, he'll dump me.
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I broke up with
your friend Jimmy Balding
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- and he didn't dump you.
- You dated Jimmy Balding?!
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No! Who said that?! No.
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Okay, I just need to think of the best way
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to break up with Brad
without hurting his feelings.
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I got you covered. Fake move to Mexico.
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Yes.
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I got a guy who will
send a postcard for you.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Just ask for Bonifacio.
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- It's him.
- Bonifacio?
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- Brad.
- Oh.
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Okay, you know what?
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I think that I'm just
gonna get it over with.
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Okay?
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Hey, Brad. Look...
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You what? Okay, I'll be right there!
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He's in the hospital!
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Why does bad stuff always happen to me?!
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Oh my God, Brad. Are you okay?
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- Dude, what happened?
- Well, I was showing the new Brad pad
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and the last thing I remember were the
elevator doors just closing in on my head.
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Thankfully, the face is fine.
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Don't worry. A few more tests
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and this whole thing will
be over before you know it.
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Speaking of things that are gonna
be over before you know it...
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Mom, not now. The man is practically dying.
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- I'm sure it can wait.
- Well, what I have to say can't.
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Bonnie, when those doors were
squeezing the blood out of my head,
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I swear my life flashed before my eyes.
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And in that instant
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all I thought about was you.
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Bonnie...
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I love you.
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I love you too.
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Yes! Whoo!
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Let's celebrate with some pants...
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'Cause I can kinda see up your gown.
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Okay, Emma, time to work your baby magic.
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Hello, baby stealer.
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I think you mean "bet loser."
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What are you guys doing here?
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Oh, well, we were gonna go
see that new disaster movie
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but why buy the ticket when
they're showing one for free here?
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Yeah, plus we got great seats.
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Don't forget to turn off your cellphone.
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Oh, thanks. Ooh! ♪ showtime.
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Heather, hi. You look lovely as always.
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You met me once. Can I have my earring?
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Not till you've met Emma.
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Hi, Heather.
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How'd you like to go
out with my daddy again?
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He sure does like you.
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Oh, sweetie, they all do.
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Now can I have my earring?
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Here here, just hold her 10 seconds
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and I'll give you back the earring.
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Come on. Come on.
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There you go.
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- Yeah.
- Aww. She is awfully cute.
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Here. Your baby's broken.
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Sorry. If you let it dry, you can chip it off later.
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Earring!
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Gimme that.
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- Bravo.
- Wow. Well done.
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We loved every minute of that,
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- even though the ending was kinda predictable.
- Yeah.
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Hey, maybe next time you'll think
twice about baby-blocking me.
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Wow. I had no idea
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you'd be going down so quickly.
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I gotta start working on your punishment.
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Do you know where I
can find a video camera,
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some hair-removal cream and a tarp?
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This is a disaster! I
mean, what do I do now?
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You gotta smooth it out first.
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Not the dollar! Brad!
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Well, there's nothing to do.
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Now that you love him,
everything's perfect.
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Well, Danny... Danny, I don't love him.
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I just got caught up in the moment.
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Listen, just go down to
that fountain in the lobby
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and fish me out some quarters.
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But those are other people's wishes.
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Just go!
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You know, if you pound
it left of the spring,
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it'll give you what you want.
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Funny, I come with the same
instructions.
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I'm not sure you should buy
anything from that machine.
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Some of those chips are as old as me.
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Well, I prefer the phrase
"aged to perfection."
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In that case, I'm Jim.
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Hi, Jim, I'm Bonnie.
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I hope I'm not being too
forward, but are you single?
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Heading in that direction.
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Then you'd consider having drinks with me?
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Well, consider it considered.
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- Can I get your number?
- Sure.
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What are the chances I'd meet
a beautiful woman in a hospital?
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Well, hopefully after I
walk away, slim to none.
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What?
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He's the hospital snack inspector.
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Oh hey, dad.
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I can't believe it. You
just missed my girlfriend.
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I got less than 24 hours
to get Heather to go out with me.
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Do you really want to see
me humiliated in public?
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Hang on a sec. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
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Oh my God, I'm so lucky.
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Somebody just died in this,
so I got it for half off.
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What size chicken foot are you?
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Hey, this isn't a done deal.
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Nine and a half.
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Mom, I am not ending
things with Brad for you!
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Why not? I ended my prom early for you.
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14 lbs, Danny. You were 14 lbs.
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But you told Brad you love him.
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Well, I had to!
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He was just lying there all
wounded and vulnerable...
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In that really short gown.
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And then he just sucker-punched
me with an "I love you."
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I mean, I couldn't help but say it back.
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Wait, just because he said it first?
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I gotta try that. Where is that damn baby?
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I mean, that's how Jimmy Balding
got me to go out with him.
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You went out with Jimmy Balding too?!
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So, if you hear "I love you,"
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there's pretty much nothing you won't do?
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Any chance Brad's still in the hospital?
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I think I might wanna go pay my respects.
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He's not dead...
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Though that would make
things easier for me.
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- No. No.
- Mom, I seriously think
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you should reconsider
breaking up with Brad.
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I mean, he's smart, he's
funny, he's generous.
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Ooh, that's good. Tell him all
that stuff when you dump him.
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- Brad, hey.
- Hey.
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Great to see you up and about,
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looking like you're ready for anything.
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Absolutely anything.
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I'm actually really
glad that you stopped by.
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Hey, what do you think
about me asking your mom
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to move in with me?
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Umm, I think you should ask
me again in about two minutes.
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So, Brad...
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She just makes me feel
like no one ever has before.
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You know, I wanna take care
of her, I wanna make her happy.
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We belong together, you know?
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She's just... she's just perfect for me.
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You know what?
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My mom is perfect for you.
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That's what I've been saying!
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In fact, I literally just said that.
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You definitely shouldn't break up.
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- Why would we break up?
- Um, exactly!
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So let's go find her,
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and when she starts talking,
you say "I love you."
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Got it? Okay. But maybe we
should stop by the fountain first,
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so you can make a wish.
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Perfect.
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- Ben?
- Heather, is that you?
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What happened? I got your text.
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Car out of nowhere.
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Details are sketchy.
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The hospital said I should
have a lawyer come down.
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- Riley's a lawyer.
- They said, "good lawyer."
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Ben... What's going on?
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And why aren't these machines working?
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I don't have very good insurance.
252
00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,667
Heather, look, here is the truth...
253
00:12:30,139 --> 00:12:32,228
- I know I don't mean anything to you...
- Yup.
254
00:12:33,682 --> 00:12:36,341
And that you pretty much just
used me to get back at Riley...
255
00:12:36,342 --> 00:12:37,597
Mm-hmm.
256
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,995
But when I saw that bus heading for me...
257
00:12:40,996 --> 00:12:42,311
I thought it was a car.
258
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:44,404
Large car, small bus... not important.
259
00:12:45,499 --> 00:12:48,762
The point is I saw my life flash before me
260
00:12:48,763 --> 00:12:50,453
and all I saw was you.
261
00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,737
And at first I didn't
know why or what it meant,
262
00:12:53,132 --> 00:12:54,315
but now I do.
263
00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:58,034
Heather, I love you.
264
00:13:05,078 --> 00:13:07,124
You know,
it's a shame you don't live here.
265
00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:10,316
Although that's why God invented sexting.
266
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,242
Mmm. Well, you never know.
267
00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:13,536
I do have a couple of sons in town.
268
00:13:13,537 --> 00:13:15,740
Maybe I'll find a nice
little pied-a-terre.
269
00:13:15,741 --> 00:13:17,775
Ooh, you speak French.
270
00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:19,447
It's another thing we have in common.
271
00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:22,741
Soup du jour.
272
00:13:23,407 --> 00:13:24,767
It's just soup.
273
00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,184
Yeah.
274
00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:29,304
Oh! Time to check the meter.
275
00:13:29,305 --> 00:13:31,550
- Mmm.
- Please try not to get in any trouble.
276
00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:33,127
Well, then why am I here?
277
00:13:33,128 --> 00:13:34,435
Oh.
278
00:13:38,367 --> 00:13:40,799
Hey, is that hospital
guy? What's he doing here?
279
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,991
If I play my cards right, hopefully me.
280
00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:46,169
But you can't be on a date.
Brad's gonna be here any minute.
281
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,308
What?! No!
282
00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,557
Danny, you were supposed to handle that.
283
00:13:49,885 --> 00:13:53,083
Oh my God! Nothing ruins a good date faster
284
00:13:53,084 --> 00:13:54,903
than your boyfriend showing up!
285
00:13:55,732 --> 00:13:57,451
Oh my God, he's here. Get rid of him.
286
00:13:57,452 --> 00:13:59,347
- Go go go go go.
- Hey, Brad,
287
00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:01,267
a couple... two... three
changes to the plan.
288
00:14:01,268 --> 00:14:03,870
Mom is not coming. She might've
said something about Mexico.
289
00:14:04,733 --> 00:14:06,912
Hey, dad. Good, you got my message.
290
00:14:06,913 --> 00:14:07,882
- Mm-hmm.
- Dad?
291
00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:09,681
This is your dad?
292
00:14:10,499 --> 00:14:12,627
Yeah, he drove into town when
he heard I was in the hospital.
293
00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:14,021
You guys are related?!
294
00:14:15,196 --> 00:14:17,945
Yes, that's why I just called him "dad."
295
00:14:17,946 --> 00:14:20,863
- Oh yeah.
- And I may have found his next mom in the hospital.
296
00:14:20,864 --> 00:14:22,333
Seriously? Only you.
297
00:14:22,334 --> 00:14:24,776
This guy could pick up
a widow at a funeral.
298
00:14:24,777 --> 00:14:26,948
- Uh?
- Actually, she's right inside.
299
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,034
Oh! Ooh.
300
00:14:29,629 --> 00:14:30,930
Where did she go?
301
00:14:30,931 --> 00:14:32,984
Well, I know where I need to go...
302
00:14:32,985 --> 00:14:34,905
the bathroom. Nice to meet you.
303
00:14:34,906 --> 00:14:37,031
Dads are great. I love dads!
304
00:14:37,032 --> 00:14:40,443
Where would we be without
dads? Mine's gay! Okay.
305
00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:45,215
Oh, dude, it worked perfectly.
306
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:46,932
If I knew "I love you"
could get you a date,
307
00:14:46,933 --> 00:14:48,767
it would always be my opening line.
308
00:14:50,038 --> 00:14:52,910
I mean, if you don't mean it, who cares?
309
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:55,533
I know I don't.
310
00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:58,396
Dude, I can't wait to try it tonight.
311
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,552
"I love you..."
312
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,486
I should probably find
out what her name is first.
313
00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:09,280
Hey, Riley, we were just talking about you.
314
00:15:09,281 --> 00:15:11,412
Did you come to lay down, give up, concede,
315
00:15:11,413 --> 00:15:13,341
slap a big "L" on your forehead?
316
00:15:13,688 --> 00:15:15,799
I'm a gentleman, so lady's choice.
317
00:15:17,318 --> 00:15:19,664
Ben, we need to talk. This bet...
318
00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:21,201
this whole thing is wrong.
319
00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:22,919
You always say that when you lose.
320
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,312
She always says that.
321
00:15:26,503 --> 00:15:29,448
It's not that, okay? It's you and Heather.
322
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,277
You and any girl, actually.
323
00:15:33,041 --> 00:15:34,870
Look, I know I said we should be friends
324
00:15:34,871 --> 00:15:37,276
and that it doesn't bother me
to think of you with other women,
325
00:15:37,277 --> 00:15:38,730
but it does.
326
00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:41,851
- What are you saying?
- I'm saying that every time
327
00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:43,417
I think of you and Heather together,
328
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:45,449
I think, "that shouldn't be her.
329
00:15:46,258 --> 00:15:47,606
That should be me."
330
00:15:49,887 --> 00:15:53,339
Ben, I'm still in love with you.
331
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:02,349
Okay, well, you kids have a great night.
332
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,941
His son?! Oh my God.
333
00:16:07,942 --> 00:16:10,313
I mean, I knew I had a type, but wow!
334
00:16:10,916 --> 00:16:13,811
- What do I do now?
- Mom, when I was a kid,
335
00:16:13,812 --> 00:16:16,155
what did you always tell me to
do when I was caught in a lie?
336
00:16:16,156 --> 00:16:20,030
- "Go get the belt."
- No, "just tell the truth and all will be forgiven."
337
00:16:20,031 --> 00:16:22,578
Oh, that was your dad. All
right, I'm going out the window.
338
00:16:22,579 --> 00:16:23,726
Assume the position.
339
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,824
14 lbs.
340
00:16:27,066 --> 00:16:28,953
Go on. Get.
341
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,591
All right, okay.
342
00:16:30,592 --> 00:16:31,982
All right, here we go.
343
00:16:31,983 --> 00:16:34,225
All right. All right,
this is gonna be perfect.
344
00:16:37,728 --> 00:16:40,666
Danny, I think I'm stuck.
345
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,099
Danny, push me out!
346
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,863
Just touch it! I'll take
you to therapy later!
347
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,200
Come on.
348
00:16:52,975 --> 00:16:54,854
Ah! Come on!
349
00:16:56,154 --> 00:16:58,171
Bonnie?
350
00:16:59,110 --> 00:17:02,770
Brad! Oh, there you are.
351
00:17:03,192 --> 00:17:06,123
You know, I've been
looking all over for you.
352
00:17:06,858 --> 00:17:08,755
- What are you doing?
- Oh, you know,
353
00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:11,748
just hanging out. Yeah.
354
00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:15,356
This is one of my favorite
places in the city.
355
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:18,911
It's wonderful out here.
356
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,120
But you know what? If you
could maybe just give me a hand.
357
00:17:21,121 --> 00:17:23,555
Just... Give me a hand.
358
00:17:23,556 --> 00:17:24,762
Yeah yeah, of course.
359
00:17:24,763 --> 00:17:26,743
- All right, there you go.
- Okay, one...
360
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:28,034
- Two...
- Three!
361
00:17:28,035 --> 00:17:29,175
Pull! Pull!
362
00:17:29,176 --> 00:17:30,362
- Pull harder.
- I can't.
363
00:17:31,991 --> 00:17:34,667
- Harder!
- Bonnie?
364
00:17:36,464 --> 00:17:38,181
Hey, Jimbo.
365
00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:41,704
Jimbo? Wait, how do you know Bonnie?
366
00:17:42,075 --> 00:17:44,171
She's my date. How do you know Bonnie?
367
00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,641
She's my girlfriend.
368
00:17:48,718 --> 00:17:52,570
Sounds like you two
have a lot to talk about.
369
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,790
I thought you were single.
370
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:57,480
- Yeah, but...
- Single? Why would you tell him that you're single?
371
00:17:57,481 --> 00:17:59,229
You just told me that you loved me.
372
00:17:59,230 --> 00:18:01,670
Yeah, that's just something
I say to people, you know?
373
00:18:01,671 --> 00:18:04,608
Hey, I love you! I love you, too!
374
00:18:04,609 --> 00:18:06,204
Bonnie, what is going on?
375
00:18:06,205 --> 00:18:07,910
I thought we had something special.
376
00:18:07,911 --> 00:18:09,725
Yeah, Brad, we... we do.
377
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,478
We did.
378
00:18:13,315 --> 00:18:14,566
Okay, here's the truth...
379
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,271
at the end of the day, you know,
380
00:18:18,272 --> 00:18:20,897
you're just too immature for me.
381
00:18:22,628 --> 00:18:26,005
I... I need somebody more grounded.
382
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,076
You know what? So do I.
383
00:18:30,450 --> 00:18:32,235
Bonnie, we're done.
384
00:18:34,444 --> 00:18:35,934
Dad, are you coming?
385
00:18:38,008 --> 00:18:39,925
- Well, if you two aren't gonna...
- Yeah.
386
00:18:42,536 --> 00:18:44,475
- Right behind ya, son.
- Okay.
387
00:18:44,806 --> 00:18:46,233
I...
388
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:49,652
okay, Danny, either pull
me in or push me out, okay?
389
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:52,973
Danny! Danny!
390
00:18:58,066 --> 00:18:59,544
You're a good son.
391
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,019
You really think we can be together again?
392
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,355
Are you sure you want me back?
393
00:19:04,356 --> 00:19:07,065
Ben, I've never been more sure of anything.
394
00:19:09,788 --> 00:19:11,211
Ben, are you here?
395
00:19:11,212 --> 00:19:12,605
Heather. Hi.
396
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,995
What are you doing here? I thought
we were meeting at the bar...
397
00:19:15,624 --> 00:19:17,647
20 minutes ago. I think
I might be a little late.
398
00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,684
Oh, Riley, hi. I hope this
me-and-Ben thing isn't too weird.
399
00:19:22,111 --> 00:19:24,301
You-and-Ben thing?
It's just a stupid date.
400
00:19:24,302 --> 00:19:26,178
Oh, not to me. Ben, you were right.
401
00:19:26,179 --> 00:19:27,487
I don't know why I was fighting it.
402
00:19:27,488 --> 00:19:28,944
I don't think I actually understood
403
00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:31,303
how I truly felt until
you told me you loved me.
404
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,867
Wait, he told you he loved you?
405
00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:34,885
- You told her you loved her?
- Sort of.
406
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,988
Oh, there was no "sort of" about it.
407
00:19:37,989 --> 00:19:40,250
- So, what, you're in love with her now?
- Ben, tell her you love me.
408
00:19:40,251 --> 00:19:42,085
Ben, tell her you love me.
409
00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:44,434
Actually, Heather, the truth is
410
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,616
I just told you I loved you to win a bet.
411
00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:51,792
But now that I've won this,
412
00:19:52,336 --> 00:19:55,116
I guess, thanks for stopping by.
413
00:19:57,618 --> 00:20:00,849
Oh my God, Ben. Telling
someone that you love them
414
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:04,023
when you don't is just
the lowest of the low.
415
00:20:04,024 --> 00:20:06,379
- Even I wouldn't do that.
- And she is a horrible person.
416
00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,494
It's true.
417
00:20:13,494 --> 00:20:16,095
- Oh, man, you were perfect.
- No, you were perfect.
418
00:20:18,204 --> 00:20:19,680
W-w-wait
a second.
419
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:21,758
- Did you two...
- Play you?
420
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,379
Take you down? Slap a big
"L" across your forehead?
421
00:20:25,685 --> 00:20:28,040
Yes, Ben Wheeler, take note:
422
00:20:28,041 --> 00:20:30,432
Two girls are better than one,
423
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:33,356
especially when both of
them wanna get even with you.
424
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,710
- I think we're done here.
- Bye, Ben.
425
00:20:39,193 --> 00:20:41,251
Yo, for the record, I knew the whole time.
426
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,352
Go easy on me, Riley!
427
00:20:47,953 --> 00:20:49,879
♪ Everybody have a seat ♪
428
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,381
♪ And watch me tap my loser feet ♪
429
00:20:52,382 --> 00:20:54,224
♪ I lost a bet, so you're in luck ♪
430
00:20:54,225 --> 00:20:56,463
♪ You get to watch me tell you I suck ♪
431
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,876
♪ I took a dive, I was
slaughtered highly ♪
432
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,163
♪ I wish I was as great
433
00:21:02,164 --> 00:21:04,344
♪ and awesome as Riley.
434
00:21:04,345 --> 00:21:06,516
Yeah! Whoo!
435
00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:10,559
Now that is what I call "deluxe".
436
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,753
Oh, you got off easy,
437
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:14,115
I can't believe you didn't make him do it
in front of a bigger crowd.
438
00:21:14,904 --> 00:21:16,674
Oh I wouldn't worry about that.
439
00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:22,164
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