1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:04,463 Previously on... 2 00:00:04,588 --> 00:00:07,090 Lynette dallied with temptation... 3 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,592 Are you sleeping with my wife? 4 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:11,720 Carlos struggled with his new life... 5 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:15,182 I am poor, and i am blind, and there is nothing about that 6 00:00:15,224 --> 00:00:16,433 That is your type. 7 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:20,103 Bree found herself with a new rival... 8 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:22,147 Bree, that is, like, the best pie you've ever made. 9 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:23,690 This is not my pie. 10 00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:27,319 Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 11 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:32,533 And susan made the best of having houseguests. 12 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,868 Oh, and, listen, bob and lee introduced u 13 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,203 To this wonderful contractor, 14 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:38,080 So we won't be imposing for long. 15 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,164 Imposing? Who's imposing? 16 00:00:39,164 --> 00:00:41,083 You can stay as long as you want. 17 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,257 In a corridor 18 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,175 Of the greenwood rehabilitation center 19 00:00:50,175 --> 00:00:52,386 Is a sign. 20 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:57,516 It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past. 21 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:02,813 But orson hodge did not notice it. 22 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:06,149 He was too busy thinking of s past, 23 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:10,696 Or at least the part of it he shared with mike delfino. 24 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,077 Orson thought of the night they met- 25 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,038 The night his mother... 26 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,375 Had murdered his mistress. 27 00:01:25,127 --> 00:01:27,588 He thought of the next timehey met 28 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:31,633 And how mike began to recognize him. 29 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:40,642 He thought of his mother's fear mike would remember too much 30 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:44,813 And her demand that orson stop this from happening. 31 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,817 He thought of how he agonized, 32 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,485 But in the end, 33 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,155 Had still... 34 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,449 Done the unthinkable. 35 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,372 Orsothen started to think 36 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:04,875 About the message he had received from mike, 37 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:07,211 Asking him to visit. 38 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,632 The thought was crossing orson's mind 39 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,510 That mike had remembered something- 40 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,803 Something dangerous, 41 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:19,723 When suddenly... 42 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,392 Orson. Come on in. 43 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:26,230 The time for thinking was over. 44 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,820 So i-I see ty have a tennis court here. 45 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,239 Must be nice to get out 46 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:38,033 And whack a few balls around, huh? 47 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:40,077 Why don't you sit down? 48 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,120 It might make this easier. 49 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:49,628 I've been trying to figure out all day 50 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:51,713 Just how i was gonna do this. 51 00:02:52,256 --> 00:02:53,549 Do what, mike? 52 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:58,595 Since i've come here, i've had a lot of time to think. 53 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:02,850 Things are... becoming clearer. 54 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,937 I'm starting to put some things togeth. 55 00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,938 Oh? 56 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:11,358 Well, good for you. 57 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,402 No, not really, orson. 58 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,783 When you hurt people, 59 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,202 You gotta be accountable. 60 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,246 There's no way around it. 61 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:26,123 So i have to ask you... 62 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,129 Do you think you can forge me? 63 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:35,757 What? 64 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,432 When i asked you to write a prescription for pain pills, 65 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:46,268 It... all i could think about was getting my next fix. 66 00:03:46,435 --> 00:03:48,103 The fact that you could have lost your license, 67 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:51,023 Your business-All that never even entered my head. 68 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:56,069 And i am... really sorry. 69 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:58,030 Oh. 70 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,240 Of course. 71 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,076 No need to apologize. 72 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:08,332 Wow. I-I feel a million times better. 73 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,459 You know, one thing i've learned here- 74 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,586 If you don't get this stuff off your chest, 75 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,421 It'll eat you alive. 76 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,802 As he left, 77 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:25,098 Orson thought only of his good fortune and relief, 78 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,768 Ignoring completely 79 00:04:27,893 --> 00:04:31,563 The feelings of guilt and shame that were rising within him. 80 00:04:33,482 --> 00:04:37,152 That was the sad thing about orson hodge... 81 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:39,905 He had no idea 82 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:43,325 Just how sick he reay was. 83 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:58,632 From the moment his doctors had told him he was blind, 84 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:02,761 Carlos solis had worried about only one thing- 85 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,931 That the people in his life 86 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:09,226 Would come to see him as a burden. 87 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:12,729 But as it turned out, 88 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:16,108 His friends didn't mind driving him to the store. 89 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:20,445 His neighbors didn't mind helping retrieve his mail. 90 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,365 The paper boy didn't mind 91 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:26,535 Helping him find his morning paper. 92 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,996 In truth, 93 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:32,040 Everyone on wisteria lane was more than willing 94 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:35,961 To help caos adjust to fe as a blind man- 95 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,005 Everyone, that is... 96 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,506 But his wife, 97 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,466 Who was quickly starting to feel 98 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:44,136 She was the one with the handicap. 99 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:48,015 "And in a surprise move, the spurs announced a trade 100 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,434 That will send perennial all-Star to the... " 101 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,186 Oh, jeez, gaby. 102 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,480 I asked you to please fish out all the little carrot squares. 103 00:05:55,522 --> 00:05:57,608 I did. Well, i think you missed some. 104 00:05:57,649 --> 00:05:59,151 Could you get 'em out, please? 105 00:06:06,992 --> 00:06:09,077 There you go. All gone. 106 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:13,582 Did you just use your hand? Of course not. I us a spoon. 107 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,421 I'm sorry that i'm such a handful. 108 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,924 I really am trying to do the best that i can. 109 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:25,052 I know you are, babe. And i know it's hard, 110 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,804 And i'm gonna try to be more sensitive to your needs. 111 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:30,724 Now hurry up and finish. I have to go to the store. 112 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,477 Could i go, too? I'm bored. 113 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:35,562 Oh, please, carlos. I have a million errands to run, 114 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,731 And i'd do it a lot faster without you. 115 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,608 Plus i'm having lunch with the girls first. 116 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:41,485 Oh, okay. 117 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:44,821 Mm. Gaby, another carrot. 118 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,699 Just eat them. Carrots are good for your... 119 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,034 Just eat them. 120 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:59,586 Sorry i'm late. Blind husband. You know the drill. 121 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,420 Oh, gaby, i'm so glad you're here. 122 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,381 I was just about to tell everyone to keep an eye out 123 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,342 For their invitation to the founder's ball. 124 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:08,887 I'm sorry. What is the founder's ball? 125 00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:10,430 You all seem so excited. 126 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,267 It's a black-Tie fund-Raiser that bree organizes every year. 127 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:16,603 It's a lot of work, exhausting and completely worth it. 128 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:19,439 Especially when you get your big moment in the spotlight. 129 00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:20,649 Bree gets to present an award 130 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:24,152 To somebody who's done something extraordinary for the community. 131 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,947 Ooh, i say we nominate the woman who gives edie her bikini wax. 132 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,615 Ha ha ha ha. 133 00:07:29,616 --> 00:07:30,492 So, bree, 134 00:07:30,534 --> 00:07:34,037 I've planned a few events myself back in chicago. 135 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:35,831 Small potatoes compared to this, i'm sure, 136 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:39,751 But if you could use me, i'd love to help. 137 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:43,881 That would be lovely. 138 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,135 It would? 139 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,012 Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it? 140 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,766 Nobody? Okay, i'm going in. 141 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,103 Because you two would kill each other... literally. 142 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,104 It'll start with hair pullg 143 00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:01,899 And end with detectives taking our statements. 144 00:08:01,940 --> 00:08:04,568 Remember the pie thing? "Remember the pie thing"- 145 00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,820 Tibetan monks remember the pie thing. 146 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:09,740 I acknowledge that katherine and i have had our differences, 147 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,783 But we have all been through a lot recently. 148 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:13,243 And i would hope that it taught us 149 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:16,788 To put our differences aside and be friends, 150 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:20,751 Because that's what's most important. 151 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,754 I faced cancer and a tornado, 152 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,380 But i'm running from this. 153 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:40,354 Hi. 154 00:08:42,314 --> 00:08:43,690 Oh, my god. Rick. 155 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,026 Hi. 156 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:47,194 How are you? 157 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,738 Great, actually. 158 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:50,948 We're great. 159 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,074 Well, you look great. 160 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:52,866 Mm. 161 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,871 Oh. Hey, tom. Look who's here-Rick. 162 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,122 I see that. 163 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,250 Table for one? 164 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,417 Uh, no, thanks. 165 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:06,421 I just wanted to come by and bring you guys... 166 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,090 It's barolo. 167 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,424 I just got back from italy. 168 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:11,093 Oh, well, that's nice. Thank you. 169 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:15,472 Ah, what's the occasion? Or are you just being a good guy? 170 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:19,059 I can't get anything past you, huh, tom? 171 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:23,564 Well, i... i've got some work to do. 172 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:24,398 Yeah, well, you know, 173 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:26,567 I wanted to come here and tell you guys in person. 174 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:31,780 I'm opening my own place. Uh, you must have seen it. 175 00:09:34,533 --> 00:09:36,034 That's you? On the corner? 176 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,078 Yeah, i looked everywhere, i swear. 177 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,164 But, uh, it was the best location. 178 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:42,166 I'll bet. 179 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:44,585 Okay, look, people like to eat in fairview. 180 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:47,337 There's plenty of business for both of us. 181 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,381 Hey, i remember you! 182 00:09:49,339 --> 00:09:51,925 You ck to working here now? Oh, no. Sorry. 183 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,970 Too bad. That osso buco of yours was- 184 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,805 Really something. 185 00:09:56,805 --> 00:10:01,226 Well, i got it on the menu at my new place on the corner. 186 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:02,853 Come check us out. 187 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,108 See? Room for everyone. 188 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,848 Oh! Orson, you scared me. 189 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,185 Why are you sitting down here in the dark? 190 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,522 And aren't you a little cold? 191 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,274 I had to do something. 192 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:52,319 Then you came down here and you couldn't remember what it was. 193 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,530 That happens to me all the time. 194 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:57,783 Well, the baby is insisting 195 00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:02,579 That i eat the last piece of bree's triple-Chocolate cake. 196 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,206 If you want, we could- 197 00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:08,961 Oh, my god. You're naked! 198 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:12,548 In my kitchen where i eat. 199 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,677 Okay, i don't hear you leaving. 200 00:11:17,553 --> 00:11:19,429 I had to do something. 201 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:22,224 Pajamas-That's something you could do. 202 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:24,768 Okay, you're right. 203 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:26,937 You're a guest in my house- 204 00:11:26,937 --> 00:11:28,897 A completely naked guest in my house. 205 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,566 I should leave. 206 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,320 Hey. Hey. 207 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,030 You were supposed to be home at 8:00 208 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,657 To help me wrangle the kids for bath time. 209 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,993 It's-It's almost 11:00. 210 00:11:40,993 --> 00:11:42,369 Sorry. 211 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,749 So where were you? 212 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:50,294 You were stewing, weren't you? 213 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:52,504 Come on. 214 00:11:53,839 --> 00:11:55,632 You're upset about rick. 215 00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,176 Look. 216 00:11:57,301 --> 00:12:01,013 I'm not gonna deny i was ticked off when i saw him. 217 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:02,848 But i'm over it. 218 00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:05,184 I'm taking this as a challenge. 219 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,769 We are gonna up our game. 220 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,355 Oh, yeah? Yep. You know what i did tonight? 221 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,106 I worked on our menu. 222 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,192 We are gonna start making our own osso buco. 223 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,736 I got a recipe that is gonna kick his ass. 224 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,989 So you're really okay with this? 225 00:12:18,989 --> 00:12:21,700 Yeah, i'm great. Look at how cute you are. 226 00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:25,412 Oh? It's growing back fast, huh? 227 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,254 Yeah, it's back. 228 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,387 Morning, susan. 229 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:47,935 Oh. Good morning. 230 00:12:49,061 --> 00:12:50,562 Love what you're wearing. 231 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,856 Oh, i hope this isn't decaf. 232 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:55,108 Got a big day ahead of me. 233 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,446 All right. We don't need to talk about it. 234 00:12:59,488 --> 00:13:01,490 Just promise me it won't happen again. 235 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,200 What won't happen again? 236 00:13:03,909 --> 00:13:06,328 Orson, you were naked in this kitchen last night. 237 00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,580 I was not. 238 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,290 You most certainly were. 239 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,209 Good morning. What's going on? 240 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:16,797 Well, susan claims she saw me last night au naturel. It wasn't a claim. 241 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:20,092 He was sitting rht here without a stitch of clothing on, 242 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,219 And i couldn't have cake. 243 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,098 Oh, i think i know what's going on. 244 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,975 Somebody had a naughty dream. 245 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,019 Susan, i'm blushing. 246 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:35,065 No, no, no, no. No, i did not have a sex dream. 247 00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:38,527 Susan, it's perfectly understandable. 248 00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,779 Mike's away. You're feeling a little lonely. 249 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:42,281 Naturally, you'd project those feelings 250 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,950 Onto the nearest available sex machine. 251 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:45,951 Oh! 252 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,786 You are such a scamp. 253 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:52,499 I know when i'm dreaming, and this really happened. 254 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:55,169 Why else wou i be sponging butt prints off my sol? 255 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:58,297 You know, susan, sometimes i climb into a warm bath 256 00:13:58,297 --> 00:14:00,382 With a romance novel. 257 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,844 Just a thought. 258 00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:11,018 You wanna give me a hand with this? 259 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,070 Lynette! 260 00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:25,908 Gaby, since when do you come to price warehouse? 261 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,535 I'm poor now. Remember? 262 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,079 I have to mingle with the unwashed masses. 263 00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,206 What are you doing here? 264 00:14:32,206 --> 00:14:34,500 Oh, i've been unwashed for years. 265 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,044 This place is huge! 266 00:14:37,044 --> 00:14:40,047 Would it kill them to have valet parking? 267 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,008 Gaby, people don't come here for the amenities. 268 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,636 They come because toilet paper's 3 cents a ton. 269 00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,142 Look at all these handicapped spots. 270 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,562 I mean, what a waste. Take that guy selling oranges, 271 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,314 Put him in a vest, stick him under an umbrella, 272 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,107 And bam! You got valet parking. 273 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,444 I don't know why poor people refuse to better themselves. 274 00:15:02,528 --> 00:15:05,030 Yeah, we're crazy that way. 275 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,073 I don't know why 276 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:07,366 You're complaining about handicapped spaces. 277 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:10,160 Doesn't carlos have one of those blue placards? 278 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,703 No, i think you have to have a wheelchair 279 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:12,913 To get one of those. 280 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,749 No, i'm pretty sure the blind qualify, too. 281 00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:26,969 Mom, can i take some of these cookies up to julie? 282 00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,221 Why don't you offer some to our guest first? 283 00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:31,723 Oh, no, thank you. We have so much ground to cover. 284 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:34,560 Now let's move on to the flowers. 285 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,519 Uh, last year, 286 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:39,189 We went with a cascade of pink and white roses. 287 00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,440 There it is. 288 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,567 Exquisite. 289 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,902 Well, easy enough. 290 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:46,613 Let's just do that again, then. 291 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,240 Next? 292 00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:51,493 Well... 293 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,496 If you have a different idea, 294 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,832 I would love to hear that, too. 295 00:15:56,874 --> 00:15:59,251 Well, i was thinking 296 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:02,379 It might be nice to do something more unusual. 297 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:07,134 What about an arrangement of purple lisianthus 298 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:10,095 With a spray of dark berries? 299 00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,724 It's interesting. I can't really picture that, though. 300 00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,684 Well, let me help you. 301 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,149 I keep scrapbooks, too. 302 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:29,948 My mom and mrs. Hodge are still talking about that ball thing. 303 00:16:30,908 --> 00:16:33,702 She wants me to be a part of the founder's court 304 00:16:33,744 --> 00:16:35,746 Or whatever they call it. 305 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:37,456 Like i want to put on a stupid white dress 306 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:38,999 And greet people all night. 307 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:43,587 I know. It's so pathetic. By the way, i'm doing it. 308 00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,881 Seriously? Why? 309 00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,674 Because i did it last year, 310 00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:50,135 And it's actually kind of hilarious and great. 311 00:16:50,969 --> 00:16:55,057 It is! It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond lame. 312 00:16:57,226 --> 00:16:58,727 I don't want this to come off the wrong way, 313 00:16:58,769 --> 00:17:01,939 But you're a buzz kill. Julie! 314 00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,192 Okay, you spend all of your time cooped up in here alone, 315 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,652 Obsessing over some mysterious thing 316 00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,321 That maybe happened to your real dad or maybe didn't. 317 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,156 Look, i'm not saying don't obsess. 318 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:12,491 I'm just saying maybe you could spare some time 319 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,410 To have a little fun with your friend, too. 320 00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:24,002 So this founder's thing- It'll be fun? 321 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,589 Uh, these were the centerpieces 322 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:30,801 From the vanover medical center benefit. 323 00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,011 The donors were blown away. 324 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:36,181 Well, they're certainly... assertive. 325 00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,724 My only fear is- 326 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,309 I know. I know. 327 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:42,604 Fairview is a bit more provinci compared to chicago, 328 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,940 But i think you'll find the people here 329 00:17:44,982 --> 00:17:47,609 Have a lot more taste than you give them credit for. 330 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:53,782 Well, perhaps i could try something new. 331 00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,034 Let's go with the lisianthus. 332 00:17:56,160 --> 00:18:00,539 Look at you! Pronouncing it right the very first time. 333 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,333 Isn't learning fun? 334 00:18:15,304 --> 00:18:16,513 Mrs. Scavo? 335 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,515 Uh, yes. Is your husband home? 336 00:18:18,599 --> 00:18:20,601 We're investigating an incident involving vandalism. 337 00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,935 Vandalism? 338 00:18:23,312 --> 00:18:26,106 Porter! Preston! Get over here! 339 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:28,442 No, ma'am. This incident occurred two nights ago 340 00:18:28,442 --> 00:18:30,235 Near your pizzeria. 341 00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:32,696 Someone threw a brick through a window of a new restaurant- 342 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,157 A place called rick's? What? 343 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,201 We're asking everybody who works in the area 344 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:39,953 If they saw anything suspicious. I didn't go into work that night. 345 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,122 I did, but, um, i didn't see anything. 346 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:45,292 What time did it happen? The alarm went off at about 10:. 347 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,961 Oh, i was home way before then, around 8:00. 348 00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:50,881 I came home early to help you wrangle the kids for bath time. 349 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:54,218 Yeah. No, he was here. 350 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,386 All right, well, if you do happen to hear anything, 351 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,472 Could you give us a call, please? Absolutely. 352 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,807 Thank you. Hey. 353 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,310 Mm. Oh, oh, hey, honey. Could you hold back a sec? 354 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:04,061 Nope. Uh, lunch rush 355 00:19:04,061 --> 00:19:06,563 I'm already late as it is, okay? See ya. 356 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:24,122 Excuse me, miss. 357 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,333 Oh, hey there. 358 00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:27,668 I guess you didn't see that big blue sign. 359 00:19:27,668 --> 00:19:31,880 This is handicapped parking. I know. Primo spot, isn't it? 360 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,967 What? I have a thingy. 361 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,468 Yeah, i noticed that. 362 00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,303 You don't look handicapped to me. 363 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,931 I'm not. My husband is. He's blind. 364 00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,850 Well, then that placard's for him. 365 00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:44,142 Only he can park here. 366 00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:47,104 And how is he gonna park a car if he can't see? 367 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,150 Feeling pretty stupid now, aren't ya? 368 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,577 Lady, you got a lot of nerve. 369 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,288 I had to park next to the dumpster way in the back. 370 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,166 Oh, don't play victim with me. 371 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,750 I have to walk in heels all day long. 372 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:11,086 You get to sit in a chair and roll. 373 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,631 You did not just say that! 374 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,176 You know, the quicker i can run my errands, 375 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,760 The faster i can get home to my husband, 376 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,804 Who needs me, because that's the kind of person i am. 377 00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,932 W - What are you doing? Calling the cops. You're getting a ticket. 378 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:27,144 Like hell i am! Give me that. Get off! 379 00:20:27,186 --> 00:20:30,480 No! You started it. Hang it up! Ow! Get off! 380 00:20:30,522 --> 00:20:32,232 Hang it up! Aah! 381 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:36,862 Hey, hey! Oh! Is there a problem here? 382 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:40,324 Jeez. What, is there a telethon going on around here? 383 00:20:40,866 --> 00:20:42,951 Dude, she took one of our spots. 384 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:45,787 Bitch! I had to find street parking. 385 00:20:45,787 --> 00:20:49,625 Hey, there's a secity guard over there. Go get him. No, no, no, no, no. Wait! 386 00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,085 Okay, you know what? This is getting ridiculous. 387 00:20:52,211 --> 00:20:54,922 Oh, no, no. You're not going anywhere. 388 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:56,590 Hey! Let me go! 389 00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:58,967 Hey! Hey! Stop! Let me go! 390 00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,511 What are you doing? Don't- Ow! 391 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:06,475 Well, it's official. I'm going to hell. 392 00:21:09,853 --> 00:21:11,355 Hi, daddy. Hey. 393 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,774 Hey, guys, would you go play in the back for a while? 394 00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:17,069 I need to talk to your dad. Thanks. 395 00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:18,237 Well... 396 00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:22,658 Hey. Don't they have soccer today? 397 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,494 Let me answer that question with another question. 398 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,037 Why did you lie to police? 399 00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:29,540 -Lynette - And you made me lie to them,too, 400 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,208 Which brings up another question. 401 00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:36,380 -Did you know that perjury is,like,this whole big thing? -I think you're overreacting. 402 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,466 No,overreacting would be if i threw a brick through you. 403 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,304 What were you thinking? 404 00:21:44,763 --> 00:21:46,849 Help me understand. 405 00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:54,231 I just wento go check out how the construction was going, 406 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,192 But i came around the corner. 407 00:21:57,234 --> 00:22:00,404 I saw this giant picture window that says "rick's. " 408 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:03,866 And then i realize i'm gonna have to see that guy's name 409 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,493 Every damn day of my life. 410 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,747 Then i noticed this pile of bricks. 411 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,499 Okay. 412 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:15,878 I know this whole thing with rick- 413 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:17,546 It really caused us some damage. 414 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:22,634 I know it hurt us,but we survived it,and it's over now. 415 00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:24,344 Now that's the thing,lynette. 416 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,556 It's not over. It was never over. 417 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:30,517 I don't care about rick's stupid restaurant! 418 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:32,936 I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me! 419 00:22:32,978 --> 00:22:35,981 Of course,he would want to steal you from me. 420 00:22:36,023 --> 00:22:37,441 That makes sense to me. 421 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:43,780 I care that he made you act like it could be done. 422 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:45,824 Oh,tom. 423 00:22:45,908 --> 00:22:48,202 He changed the way i look at you. 424 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,126 But... 425 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,589 Nothing ever happened between us. 426 00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,799 You have to believe me. Come on! 427 00:23:02,925 --> 00:23:05,719 I am notrying to get you to apologize. 428 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,389 I'm just explaining the brick. 429 00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:30,744 Oh,my god. 430 00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,918 You thought i was crazy,but it wasn't a dream. 431 00:23:38,043 --> 00:23:41,046 You're naked! 432 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:43,799 I didn't mean to do it. 433 00:23:43,799 --> 00:23:44,716 Oh,really? 434 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:48,220 You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard? 435 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,180 I didn't mean it,mike. 436 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:51,932 "Mike"? Wait. 437 00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:55,477 Are you sleepwalking? 438 00:23:56,436 --> 00:23:57,229 Orson. 439 00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:01,483 Hello? 440 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:15,539 Susan. 441 00:24:17,583 --> 00:24:18,667 Did you just hit me? 442 00:24:26,175 --> 00:24:27,676 Oh,dear god! 443 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,513 Orson,you're staying at my house! 444 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:35,642 There you go. 445 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:42,107 I have no explanation. This doesn't happen to me. 446 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:43,859 I don't sleepwalk. 447 00:24:44,067 --> 00:24:45,485 You know,it's none of my business, 448 00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,697 But seeing as i have seen you naked twice in theast week, 449 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:52,493 I think i can ask,is something bothering you? 450 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:53,702 I don't think so. 451 00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:57,873 I mean,being out of our house has been a little weird, 452 00:24:57,915 --> 00:24:59,625 But i'm very comfortable here. 453 00:25:00,375 --> 00:25:01,293 Clearly. 454 00:25:02,085 --> 00:25:03,462 You know,when you were out on the lawn, 455 00:25:03,629 --> 00:25:05,214 You said something about mike. 456 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:09,051 Mike? 457 00:25:10,219 --> 00:25:11,720 What,uh,what did i say? 458 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,806 Well,it was just sort of muttering. 459 00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:17,100 Were you having a dream about him? 460 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,437 No. I-I don't believe so. 461 00:25:20,854 --> 00:25:22,272 Well,maybe it's because you just saw him. 462 00:25:22,272 --> 00:25:26,777 -He must be on your mind. -Yeah,yeah. You know what,susan? 463 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:30,197 I - I think it's time for us to move out. 464 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,949 You can't. Your house isn't finished yet. 465 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,409 No,the downstairs will be ready next week. 466 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:37,287 -We'll be fine. -Well,if you insist... 467 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:39,122 I think it will be for the best. 468 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:44,086 Okay,but in the meantime,um,i do have a teenage daughter, 469 00:25:44,127 --> 00:25:45,838 So if you could... 470 00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:47,256 Boxers? 471 00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,258 Yes. Thanks. 472 00:26:00,936 --> 00:26:01,645 Hey! 473 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,730 Come on. You've been cooped up in this house 474 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,190 Since you got home from the hospital. 475 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:08,151 -Let's go out and have some fun! -No,i think i'm gonna stay here. 476 00:26:08,193 --> 00:26:12,823 -I don't-I don't wanna be a burden. -Carlos,i see handicapped people out and about all the time. 477 00:26:12,865 --> 00:26:14,950 In fact,i met two feisty men in wheelchairs 478 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:17,411 Yesterday at the mall. They were living their lives... 479 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:18,829 So it's time for you to live yours. 480 00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:21,123 Come on. Come on. 481 00:26:28,964 --> 00:26:31,175 I'm just dropping off a few letters. 482 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,593 You might as well just wait here. 483 00:26:43,979 --> 00:26:45,189 Just picking up some vitamins. 484 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:47,107 I'll be quicker if i do it myself. 485 00:26:56,825 --> 00:26:59,244 I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist. 486 00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:01,163 Why don't you listen to the radio? 487 00:27:09,254 --> 00:27:10,380 Thank you. 488 00:27:13,258 --> 00:27:16,053 Sorry,babe. That took a little longer than i... 489 00:27:18,889 --> 00:27:19,973 Carlos? 490 00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:23,810 Carlos? 491 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:27,564 Carlos?! 492 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:33,320 Carlos! 493 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:35,155 Oh,there you are. 494 00:27:35,197 --> 00:27:36,490 Thanks,henry. 495 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,329 -Where the hell have you been? -I was starving, 496 00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:44,665 So i got that kid to take me to go get a burger. 497 00:27:44,665 --> 00:27:46,875 I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you! 498 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,336 I'm sick of waiting here! You promised me a fun day, 499 00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:51,672 And all i got is a sunburn on the right side of my face. 500 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:54,967 I'm sorry. I told you,i had errands to run first. 501 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,137 -What's that smell? -What smell? 502 00:27:59,179 --> 00:28:00,806 It smells like... 503 00:28:02,182 --> 00:28:04,810 Nail polish. Did you get your nails done? 504 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,228 Is that what you've been doing? 505 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,689 Excuse me. Miss! 506 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,859 Is that your aston martin in the handicapped space? 507 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:15,237 What? Gaby,are you parked in a handicapped spot? 508 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:19,158 Move it along,pops. We're gonna be here a while. 509 00:28:19,158 --> 00:28:22,452 Wait,wait,wait. Did you get a handicapped tag? 510 00:28:23,162 --> 00:28:26,165 To answer your earlier question,yes,i got a manicure. 511 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:27,916 I'm sorry. Are we good? 512 00:28:27,958 --> 00:28:30,169 Oh,my god! 513 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:31,545 You're exploiting my blindness 514 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:34,006 So that you can score better parking?! 515 00:28:34,006 --> 00:28:36,300 That's a really mean way to put it. 516 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:37,968 You had me out here, 517 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:40,679 Sitting like a dog with the window cracked open. 518 00:28:40,679 --> 00:28:44,099 -You used me! -Well,why shouldn't i get something out of this? 519 00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:48,437 -You know,the blindness didn't just happen to you. -You can't be serious. 520 00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,397 Oh,you bet i am! 521 00:28:50,606 --> 00:28:52,399 Every morning,the toothpaste has to be 522 00:28:52,566 --> 00:28:54,568 To the left of the sink,because if it's not, 523 00:28:54,568 --> 00:28:56,653 You can't find it,and i have to put it there. 524 00:28:56,987 --> 00:28:59,281 And-And sometimes- I don't know-I'm driving, 525 00:28:59,323 --> 00:29:00,657 Or i'm in line at the bank 526 00:29:00,741 --> 00:29:02,951 And i think,"is the toothpaste there?" 527 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:04,578 So then i have to run home and check 528 00:29:04,578 --> 00:29:06,580 Because i don't want you reaching for the tube 529 00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:10,209 And not being able to find it. I just didn't think 530 00:29:10,375 --> 00:29:13,462 This was how it was all gonna tu out,carlos. 531 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,634 I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life, 532 00:29:18,634 --> 00:29:21,845 A part of me is always gonna think,"where's the toothpaste?" 533 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:26,642 Can't you just leave it in the drawer? 534 00:29:27,267 --> 00:29:29,394 That's not the point,you blind idiot! 535 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:30,354 I'm saying 536 00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:33,607 If all i get in exchange for this crappy situation 537 00:29:33,607 --> 00:29:36,902 Is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure, 538 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:38,403 Then i'm taking it! 539 00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,586 Who put pear slices in the waldorf salad? 540 00:29:54,837 --> 00:29:55,838 Guess that would be me. 541 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,967 Katherine,a waldorf salad is made with apples. 542 00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:01,176 It's tradition. 543 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,929 Yes,a musty,19th century tradition 544 00:30:03,929 --> 00:30:05,639 In need of some jazzing up. 545 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:08,475 Look,i just thought you have so much on your mind already, 546 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,602 What with the music and the decorations. 547 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:14,690 -The least i could do was take over the food. -"Take over"? 548 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:17,693 What in god's name have you done with my french onion soup? 549 00:30:17,693 --> 00:30:20,070 Oh,it'll be fine. I told the chef 550 00:30:20,112 --> 00:30:23,740 Nothing is to leave that kitchen unless i've tasted it. 551 00:30:23,782 --> 00:30:25,159 -Katherine -Trust me. 552 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:26,076 After all, 553 00:30:26,118 --> 00:30:29,329 I've gotten tons of compliments on the lisianthus. 554 00:30:48,265 --> 00:30:50,142 Here,honey. Let me. 555 00:30:56,648 --> 00:30:57,441 Thanks. 556 00:30:58,567 --> 00:30:59,693 You're welcome. 557 00:31:06,366 --> 00:31:07,367 Just so you know... 558 00:31:09,912 --> 00:31:11,705 I'm sorry for what i'm putting you through. 559 00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,877 If it were anyone but you,it wouldn't be worth it. 560 00:31:23,675 --> 00:31:24,760 You ready to go to the party? 561 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:28,138 You tell me. 562 00:31:30,349 --> 00:31:31,266 How do i look? 563 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,688 You look very handsome. 564 00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:39,566 Thank you. 565 00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:42,277 And you look more beautiful than ever. 566 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,238 How do you know that? 567 00:31:45,739 --> 00:31:46,824 Just a hunch. 568 00:31:54,164 --> 00:31:55,958 Bup,bup,bup! Don't eat that. 569 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,960 We had a refrigeration problem, 570 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,211 And i don't want you getting sick. 571 00:31:59,211 --> 00:32:01,713 Oh,dear. Well,i should throw this dip out. 572 00:32:01,755 --> 00:32:03,257 Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes 573 00:32:03,257 --> 00:32:04,341 Before i can make up a new batch. 574 00:32:04,466 --> 00:32:06,176 Do you mind tellinyour boss? 575 00:32:07,219 --> 00:32:09,429 She's not my boss! 576 00:32:12,266 --> 00:32:14,768 Bree! The room is simply lovely. 577 00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:16,186 You've outdone yourself. 578 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:17,521 Thank you,mrs. Downing. 579 00:32:17,521 --> 00:32:19,898 Listen,when i present the founder's award tonight, 580 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,943 -I was wondering -Oh,dear. Has no one spoken to you? 581 00:32:22,985 --> 00:32:24,903 -About what? -Uh,well... 582 00:32:25,237 --> 00:32:28,240 The committee has decided that it would be best 583 00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,284 If katherine mayfair present the award this year. 584 00:32:30,284 --> 00:32:33,579 No! That's... that's my job. I always do it. 585 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:35,998 Oh,well,you're already doing so much, 586 00:32:36,165 --> 00:32:38,750 And,well,katherine was quite insistent. 587 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:45,340 What's that? 588 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:48,343 -Oh,it's dip. The caterer just said that -I thought we agreed. 589 00:32:48,385 --> 00:32:51,180 Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first. 590 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:56,643 Dig in. 591 00:33:14,495 --> 00:33:15,829 Is everyone having fun? 592 00:33:15,996 --> 00:33:18,207 You and kathere did an amazing job. 593 00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:20,167 Boy,we didn't think you guys could work together. 594 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:22,961 Yeah,we were sure one of you would end up killing the other. 595 00:33:28,884 --> 00:33:30,677 You really should have more faith in people. 596 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:32,930 Excuse me. 597 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:42,606 Katherine,darling,are you okay? 598 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:47,110 Not really. 599 00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:50,572 Oh. I hope there'sothing wrong with the food. 600 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:52,616 Is anybody else getting sick? 601 00:33:52,658 --> 00:33:54,076 Oh,no. 602 00:33:54,368 --> 00:33:55,661 No,dear. Just you. 603 00:33:56,912 --> 00:33:59,122 Maybe you should go home. 604 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,125 I can't. I have to present the founder's award. 605 00:34:02,251 --> 00:34:05,671 Oh,no one would expect you to do that in your condition. 606 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,382 You know what? Um,i could do it. 607 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,926 No. I can get it together. 608 00:34:11,093 --> 00:34:12,678 Katherine,no one expects you to be a martyr. 609 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,888 -Why don't you go home? -I can't. 610 00:34:14,930 --> 00:34:17,224 Why not? I'm perfectly capable of presenting. 611 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:19,059 I've done it for the last eight years. 612 00:34:20,686 --> 00:34:21,270 And let's face it. 613 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:23,689 I mean,no one wants to accept an award from a woman 614 00:34:23,689 --> 00:34:27,109 Who looks like she should be in line at the needle exchange. 615 00:34:27,776 --> 00:34:30,904 This is important to me. I'll be fine. 616 00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:43,500 And now for the presentation for the founder's award- 617 00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:46,378 Ms. Katherine mayfair. 618 00:34:54,803 --> 00:34:57,097 Thank you,mrs. Downing. 619 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:00,309 I was honored 620 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:02,853 When you and the other members of the committee 621 00:35:02,853 --> 00:35:05,480 Asked me to present this award. 622 00:35:05,814 --> 00:35:09,401 -"I was honored when you... " myeah,myeah,myeah,myeah. -Bree,what's up? 623 00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:11,653 I thought giving out this award was your thing. 624 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:14,781 Used to be. Not anymore. Things change. 625 00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:18,118 This year's founder's award... 626 00:35:18,285 --> 00:35:20,787 Ever since i started working with that obnoxious backstabber, 627 00:35:20,829 --> 00:35:23,916 She's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me 628 00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:25,125 And put it onto her. 629 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:30,339 Goes to my dear friend... bree hodge. 630 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:37,429 The obnoxious backstabber just called your name. 631 00:35:44,478 --> 00:35:48,357 Bree has been a pillar of the fairview community 632 00:35:48,398 --> 00:35:49,691 For many years. 633 00:35:49,942 --> 00:35:54,238 There is no better friend than bree hodge. 634 00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:58,242 Congratulations. 635 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,495 I know you tried to poison me. 636 00:36:10,295 --> 00:36:10,921 Well,uh, 637 00:36:10,921 --> 00:36:14,383 This has been an evening full of,um... 638 00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:20,764 Surprises. Uh... 639 00:36:22,224 --> 00:36:24,226 I never would've imagined that,um, 640 00:36:24,351 --> 00:36:26,979 I would be recognized by this wonderful organization... 641 00:36:27,062 --> 00:36:28,772 Hi,andrew. Guess what? 642 00:36:28,814 --> 00:36:32,317 -Ur mom just won the founder's award. -Lynette,listen to me. 643 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:33,360 Oh,my god. 644 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:37,239 -You're not gonna believe what's going on down here. -What? What? Is everyone okay? 645 00:36:37,406 --> 00:36:38,991 Uh,yeah,yeah,yeah. We're-We're fine. 646 00:36:39,116 --> 00:36:41,326 It's rick's place - Totally went up in flames. 647 00:36:41,493 --> 00:36:43,996 There,uh,there are,like,three fire trucks here. 648 00:36:43,996 --> 00:36:46,874 Oh,my god! That's horrible! How did it start? 649 00:36:47,207 --> 00:36:48,417 I- They-They don't know. 650 00:36:48,458 --> 00:36:52,462 Okay,i-I'm gonna-I'll call you back in about five. Bye. 651 00:36:52,504 --> 00:36:54,423 I want to thank you so much 652 00:36:54,423 --> 00:36:57,009 For presenting me with this award. I... 653 00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:02,264 I certainly,uh,wasn't expecting it. 654 00:37:02,848 --> 00:37:05,225 Um,we have a small city with a great,big heart, 655 00:37:05,225 --> 00:37:08,645 And i am honored to,uh,accept this award 656 00:37:08,770 --> 00:37:10,856 From my dear friend... 657 00:37:19,698 --> 00:37:20,699 The photographer's asking 658 00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:22,826 If he can get shots of the two of us. 659 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:24,328 Wait. 660 00:37:25,787 --> 00:37:27,164 I need to talk to you first. 661 00:37:30,501 --> 00:37:32,920 I misunderstood the situation,that's all. 662 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:34,171 Can we just leave it at that? 663 00:37:34,213 --> 00:37:35,589 No,we can't. 664 00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:37,299 And do you know why? 665 00:37:38,342 --> 00:37:40,928 Because i thought things were going well. 666 00:37:41,803 --> 00:37:43,388 I was having fun with you. 667 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:45,724 Obviously... 668 00:37:47,142 --> 00:37:48,519 I misunderstood. 669 00:37:50,354 --> 00:37:51,355 So tell me, 670 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:54,650 Was there a straw that broke the camel's back? 671 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:57,820 Or were you planning on killing me all along? 672 00:38:00,197 --> 00:38:00,781 Here's the thing 673 00:38:00,781 --> 00:38:03,283 You need to understand about me and my friends. 674 00:38:04,326 --> 00:38:05,828 We each have our niche. 675 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:07,871 Gabrielle's the glamorous one. 676 00:38:07,996 --> 00:38:11,291 Susan's the adorable one. Lynette's smart. 677 00:38:11,834 --> 00:38:13,126 Edie's... edie. 678 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:15,963 And i'm the domestic one,the organizer- 679 00:38:16,046 --> 00:38:19,466 The one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork. 680 00:38:20,050 --> 00:38:22,845 I'm the one who gets teased for that. That's who i am. 681 00:38:26,473 --> 00:38:28,183 And that's also who you are. 682 00:38:28,642 --> 00:38:29,643 So? 683 00:38:30,477 --> 00:38:31,270 So... 684 00:38:31,770 --> 00:38:35,691 I don't really know how to be friends with you. 685 00:38:37,109 --> 00:38:38,318 That's a shame... 686 00:38:40,070 --> 00:38:42,739 Because i understand you better than all those other women do. 687 00:38:43,782 --> 00:38:46,285 I know how following the rules 688 00:38:47,035 --> 00:38:49,121 And observing the little graces 689 00:38:49,872 --> 00:38:51,665 Makes you feel like you're in control. 690 00:38:53,208 --> 00:38:54,626 We've both had days where it was either 691 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:56,003 Set a beautiful table 692 00:38:56,962 --> 00:38:58,755 Or curl up in a ball and die. 693 00:39:01,717 --> 00:39:03,010 We're the same,bree. 694 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,346 And if you think that means we can't be friends, 695 00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:07,472 Then i'm sorry. 696 00:39:08,807 --> 00:39:11,393 But it might also mean we could be best friends. 697 00:39:16,315 --> 00:39:18,108 Who knew you were so insightful? 698 00:39:22,571 --> 00:39:24,156 Isn't learning fun? 699 00:39:30,871 --> 00:39:32,372 Terrific,everyone. Thank you. 700 00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:35,709 Pictures. 701 00:39:37,169 --> 00:39:39,963 So... did i lie? Was it cool? 702 00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:42,382 You were right. It really was. 703 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,261 -"Thank you,julie. " -Oh. 704 00:39:47,888 --> 00:39:49,806 It's good to get out of my own head,you know? 705 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:53,310 For months now,i've been hung up on looking for my dad 706 00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:54,436 And blaming my mom... 707 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:57,064 And it's gotten me nowhere. 708 00:39:58,398 --> 00:40:00,025 I just wanna start having fun again. 709 00:40:03,237 --> 00:40:04,738 Thank you,julie. 710 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,281 There you are. 711 00:40:06,907 --> 00:40:08,909 We wanted to get some pictures with you. Mm. 712 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:30,347 Orson. 713 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:36,186 Hi. Um... listen,i - I have a 12:00 curfew, 714 00:40:36,228 --> 00:40:37,437 So if my mom asks,can you just- 715 00:40:37,563 --> 00:40:38,772 Mike? 716 00:40:39,565 --> 00:40:40,774 No,it's julie. 717 00:40:44,361 --> 00:40:47,573 Oh,you're sleepwalking. Yeah,i heard about that. 718 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:50,492 I'm sorry,mike. 719 00:40:50,784 --> 00:40:52,786 Again,not mike. 720 00:40:54,788 --> 00:40:55,998 Why don't i-I get you back to bed, 721 00:40:55,998 --> 00:40:56,665 And-And you can- 722 00:40:56,665 --> 00:40:59,084 I'm sorry i ran you over,mike. 723 00:41:13,807 --> 00:41:14,892 Blindness- 724 00:41:14,892 --> 00:41:17,603 It's an affliction that prevents people 725 00:41:17,644 --> 00:41:21,023 From seeing what is right in front of them... 726 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,403 Like the wives who can't detect the jealousy 727 00:41:26,570 --> 00:41:29,072 That consumes their husbands... 728 00:41:32,201 --> 00:41:36,997 The women unable to see that a rival might also 729 00:41:37,164 --> 00:41:38,665 Be a friend... 730 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,128 The men who stay oblivious 731 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,715 To the guilt that lies deep within them. 732 00:41:48,717 --> 00:41:50,093 Yes... 733 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:55,849 The world is filled with those who cannot see. 734 00:41:57,392 --> 00:42:01,188 The most dangerous are the ones who stay blind 735 00:42:01,271 --> 00:42:04,483 To the evil within their own hearts. 736 00:42:05,234 --> 00:42:08,403 How do we protect ourselves from these people? 737 00:42:09,154 --> 00:42:13,367 First,we have to open our own eyes and find them... 738 00:42:15,202 --> 00:42:17,996 Before they find us.