1 00:00:01,878 --> 00:00:03,963 MARY ALICE: Previously on Desperate Housewives. 2 00:00:04,339 --> 00:00:06,840 Lynette dallied with temptation. 3 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,926 Are you sleeping with my wife? 4 00:00:09,301 --> 00:00:11,346 MARY ALICE: Carlos struggled with his new life. 5 00:00:11,387 --> 00:00:13,056 I'm poor and I'm blind. 6 00:00:13,097 --> 00:00:16,141 And there's nothing about that, that is your type. 7 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,853 MARY ALICE: Bree found herself with a new rival. 8 00:00:19,895 --> 00:00:21,856 Bree, that is like the best pie you've ever made. 9 00:00:21,898 --> 00:00:23,482 This is not my pie. 10 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,985 (CHUCKLING) Okay, you caught me. It's mine. 11 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:32,365 MARY ALICE: And Susan made the best of having house guests. 12 00:00:32,406 --> 00:00:34,201 Oh, and, listen, Bob and Lee 13 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:36,036 introduced us to this wonderful contractor, 14 00:00:36,078 --> 00:00:37,663 so we won't be imposing for long. 15 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:40,873 Imposing? Who's imposing? You can stay as long as you want. 16 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:50,591 MARY ALICE: In the corridor of the Greenwood Rehabilitation Centre 17 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:51,717 is a sign. 18 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:57,056 It's there to remind patients to be honest about the past. 19 00:00:59,934 --> 00:01:02,895 But Orson Hodge did not notice it. 20 00:01:03,145 --> 00:01:06,314 He was too busy thinking of his past. 21 00:01:06,356 --> 00:01:10,069 Or at least the part of it he shared with Mike Delfino. 22 00:01:13,989 --> 00:01:16,533 Orson thought of the night they met, 23 00:01:17,409 --> 00:01:22,497 the night his mother had murdered his mistress. 24 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:27,877 He thought of the next time they met 25 00:01:28,086 --> 00:01:31,423 and how Mike began to recognise him. 26 00:01:36,052 --> 00:01:40,931 He thought of his mother's fear Mike would remember too much. 27 00:01:41,391 --> 00:01:44,978 And her demand that Orson stop this from happening. 28 00:01:47,062 --> 00:01:49,440 He thought of how he agonised, 29 00:01:49,481 --> 00:01:50,816 but in the end, 30 00:01:51,233 --> 00:01:54,863 had still done the unthinkable. 31 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:05,331 Orson then started to think about the message he had received from Mike, 32 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:06,916 asking him to visit. 33 00:02:10,002 --> 00:02:12,503 The thought was crossing Orson's mind 34 00:02:12,545 --> 00:02:15,048 that Mike had remembered something, 35 00:02:15,591 --> 00:02:17,134 something dangerous. 36 00:02:18,302 --> 00:02:19,720 When suddenly... 37 00:02:20,262 --> 00:02:22,764 Orson. Come on in. 38 00:02:23,473 --> 00:02:26,476 MARY ALICE: The time for thinking was over. 39 00:02:32,190 --> 00:02:34,359 So, I see they have a tennis court here. 40 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:38,111 It must be nice to get out and whack a few balls around, huh? 41 00:02:38,488 --> 00:02:41,950 Why don't you sit down? It might make this easier. 42 00:02:45,953 --> 00:02:47,663 (MIKE SIGHS) 43 00:02:47,704 --> 00:02:51,709 I've been trying to figure out all day just how I was gonna do this. 44 00:02:52,669 --> 00:02:54,170 Do what, Mike? 45 00:02:54,836 --> 00:02:58,048 Since I've come here, I've had a lot of time to think. 46 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:03,136 Things are becoming clearer. 47 00:03:05,222 --> 00:03:07,349 I'm starting to put some things together. 48 00:03:07,391 --> 00:03:08,558 Oh? 49 00:03:09,643 --> 00:03:10,894 Good for you. 50 00:03:11,852 --> 00:03:13,522 No, not really, Orson. 51 00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:22,280 When you hurt people, you've gotta be accountable. 52 00:03:23,114 --> 00:03:24,866 There's no way around it. 53 00:03:25,158 --> 00:03:26,827 So I have to ask you... 54 00:03:30,871 --> 00:03:32,957 Do you think you can forgive me? 55 00:03:35,251 --> 00:03:36,377 What? 56 00:03:40,256 --> 00:03:44,135 When I asked you to write a prescription for pain pills, 57 00:03:45,135 --> 00:03:47,221 all I could think about was getting my next fix. 58 00:03:47,263 --> 00:03:49,890 The fact that you could have lost your licence, your business, 59 00:03:49,932 --> 00:03:52,143 all that never even entered my head. 60 00:03:53,351 --> 00:03:55,979 And I am really sorry. 61 00:03:57,856 --> 00:04:00,526 Oh. Of course. 62 00:04:02,193 --> 00:04:03,778 No need to apologise. 63 00:04:05,113 --> 00:04:06,197 Wow. 64 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:09,242 I feel a million times better. 65 00:04:09,869 --> 00:04:13,288 You know, one thing I've learned here, if you don't get this stuff off your chest, 66 00:04:13,330 --> 00:04:14,873 it'll eat you alive. 67 00:04:20,294 --> 00:04:25,467 MARY ALICE: As he left, Orson thought only of his good fortune and relief, 68 00:04:27,092 --> 00:04:30,512 ignoring completely the feelings of guilt and shame 69 00:04:30,554 --> 00:04:32,431 that were rising within him. 70 00:04:34,184 --> 00:04:37,478 That was the sad thing about Orson Hodge. 71 00:04:38,729 --> 00:04:43,566 He had no idea just how sick he really was. 72 00:04:55,704 --> 00:04:59,500 From the moment his doctors had told him he was blind, 73 00:04:59,541 --> 00:05:03,294 Carlos Solis had worried about only one thing. 74 00:05:04,587 --> 00:05:09,217 That the people in his life would come to see him as a burden. 75 00:05:11,427 --> 00:05:15,890 But as it turned out, his friends didn't mind driving him to the store. 76 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:20,645 His neighbours didn't mind helping retrieve his mail. 77 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:26,817 The paper boy didn't mind helping him find his morning paper. 78 00:05:28,235 --> 00:05:32,365 In truth, everyone on Wisteria Lane was more than willing 79 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:35,492 to help Carlos adjust to life as a blind man. 80 00:05:36,326 --> 00:05:39,413 Everyone, that is, but his wife, 81 00:05:39,705 --> 00:05:43,834 who was quickly starting to feel she was the one with the handicap. 82 00:05:44,626 --> 00:05:47,754 "And in a surprise move, the Spurs announced a trade 83 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:50,549 "that will send perennial All-Star to the..." 84 00:05:50,591 --> 00:05:52,174 Oh, jeez, Gabby. 85 00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:55,512 I asked you to please fish out all the little carrot squares. 86 00:05:55,554 --> 00:05:56,638 I did. 87 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:00,099 Well, I think you missed some. Could you get them out, please? 88 00:06:06,732 --> 00:06:08,733 There you go. All gone. 89 00:06:09,108 --> 00:06:12,612 - Did you just use your hand? - Of course not. I used a spoon. 90 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:16,407 (CARLOS SIGHS) 91 00:06:17,325 --> 00:06:19,243 I'm sorry that I'm such a handful. 92 00:06:19,285 --> 00:06:21,287 I really am trying to do the best that I can. 93 00:06:21,329 --> 00:06:24,706 I know you are, babe. And I know it's hard. 94 00:06:24,873 --> 00:06:27,585 And I'm gonna try to be more sensitive to your needs. 95 00:06:27,627 --> 00:06:30,546 Now, hurry up and finish. I have to go to the store. 96 00:06:30,671 --> 00:06:32,673 Can I go, too? I'm bored. 97 00:06:32,715 --> 00:06:35,342 Oh, please, Carlos. I have a million errands to run, 98 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:37,344 and I can do it a lot faster without you. 99 00:06:37,385 --> 00:06:39,096 Plus, I'm having lunch with the girls first. 100 00:06:39,138 --> 00:06:40,765 Oh, okay. 101 00:06:41,098 --> 00:06:42,223 (GROANS) 102 00:06:42,265 --> 00:06:43,892 Gabby, another carrot. 103 00:06:44,184 --> 00:06:46,728 Just eat them. Carrots are good for your... 104 00:06:47,646 --> 00:06:48,855 Just eat them. 105 00:06:55,862 --> 00:06:58,822 Sorry, I'm late. Blind husband. You know the drill. 106 00:06:58,864 --> 00:07:01,868 Oh, Gabby, I'm so glad you're here. I was just about to tell everyone 107 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:05,330 to keep an eye out for their invitation to the Founder's Ball. 108 00:07:06,331 --> 00:07:10,459 I'm sorry, what is the Founder's Ball? You all seem so excited. 109 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:13,088 It's a black-tie fundraiser that Bree organises every year. 110 00:07:13,129 --> 00:07:16,840 It's a lot of work, exhausting, and completely worth it. 111 00:07:16,882 --> 00:07:19,510 Especially when you get your big moment in the spotlight. 112 00:07:19,551 --> 00:07:20,719 Bree gets to present an award 113 00:07:20,761 --> 00:07:23,847 to somebody who's done something extraordinary for the community. 114 00:07:23,889 --> 00:07:26,892 Ooh, I say we nominate the woman who gives Edie her bikini wax. 115 00:07:26,934 --> 00:07:28,269 (LAUGHING SARCASTICALLY) 116 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:29,395 (BREE SIGHS) 117 00:07:29,436 --> 00:07:33,523 So, Bree, I've planned a few events myself, back in Chicago. 118 00:07:33,898 --> 00:07:36,986 Small potatoes compared to this, I'm sure. 119 00:07:37,027 --> 00:07:39,530 But if you could use me, I'd love to help. 120 00:07:42,198 --> 00:07:43,783 That would be lovely. 121 00:07:46,745 --> 00:07:49,289 - It would? - Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it? 122 00:07:51,332 --> 00:07:52,584 Nobody? 123 00:07:52,917 --> 00:07:54,460 Okay, I'm going in. 124 00:07:54,586 --> 00:07:57,421 Because you two would kill each other. Literally. 125 00:07:57,588 --> 00:08:01,467 It'll start with hair pulling and end with detectives taking our statements. 126 00:08:01,509 --> 00:08:02,719 Remember the pie thing? 127 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,138 Remember the pie thing? Tibetan monks remember the pie thing. 128 00:08:06,179 --> 00:08:09,141 I acknowledge that Katherine and I have had our differences, 129 00:08:09,182 --> 00:08:11,519 but we have all been through a lot recently. 130 00:08:11,561 --> 00:08:12,895 And I would hope that it taught us 131 00:08:12,937 --> 00:08:16,523 to put our differences aside and be friends, 132 00:08:16,565 --> 00:08:19,860 because that's what's most important. 133 00:08:20,695 --> 00:08:24,615 I faced cancer and a tornado. But I'm running from this. 134 00:08:24,781 --> 00:08:26,325 (ALL LAUGH) 135 00:08:39,004 --> 00:08:40,087 Hi. 136 00:08:41,631 --> 00:08:43,007 Oh, my God. Rick. 137 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:45,510 Hi. 138 00:08:46,219 --> 00:08:49,680 - How are you? - Great, actually. We're great. 139 00:08:50,014 --> 00:08:51,599 Well, you look great. 140 00:08:54,435 --> 00:08:57,063 Oh, hey, Tom. Look who's here. Rick. 141 00:08:57,396 --> 00:08:58,564 I see that. 142 00:08:59,315 --> 00:09:01,442 - Table for one? - No, thanks. 143 00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:06,822 I just wanted to come by and bring you guys this Barolo. 144 00:09:07,031 --> 00:09:10,534 - I just got back from Italy. - Well, that's nice. Thank you. 145 00:09:10,576 --> 00:09:14,079 Oh, what's the occasion? Or are you just being a good guy? 146 00:09:14,246 --> 00:09:15,580 (CHUCKLES) 147 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,042 I can't get anything past you, huh, Tom? 148 00:09:20,503 --> 00:09:23,338 - Well, I've got some work to do. - Yeah, well, you know, 149 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,715 I wanted to come here and tell you guys in person. 150 00:09:25,757 --> 00:09:27,759 I'm opening my own place. 151 00:09:29,010 --> 00:09:30,637 You must have seen it. 152 00:09:33,848 --> 00:09:35,141 - That's you? - On the corner? 153 00:09:35,183 --> 00:09:39,061 Yeah, I looked everywhere, I swear. But it was the best location. 154 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,147 I'll bet. 155 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:43,775 Okay, look, people like to eat in Fairview. 156 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,694 There's plenty of business for both of us. 157 00:09:47,027 --> 00:09:49,822 Hey, I remember you. You back to working here now? 158 00:09:49,863 --> 00:09:51,950 - Oh, no. Sorry. - Too bad. 159 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:55,744 That osso buco of yours was really something. 160 00:09:55,869 --> 00:09:58,497 Well, I got it on the menu at my new place. 161 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:01,542 On the corner. Come check us out. 162 00:10:04,044 --> 00:10:06,589 See? Room for everyone. 163 00:10:22,979 --> 00:10:25,356 (MUMBLING) 164 00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:37,367 Oh! 165 00:10:37,911 --> 00:10:39,495 Orson, you scared me. 166 00:10:41,456 --> 00:10:43,958 Why are you sitting down here in the dark? 167 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:46,293 And aren't you a little cold? 168 00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,629 I had to do something. 169 00:10:49,255 --> 00:10:52,550 Then you came down here, and you couldn't remember what it was. 170 00:10:52,592 --> 00:10:54,635 That happens to me all the time. 171 00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:58,013 Well, the baby is insisting 172 00:10:58,055 --> 00:11:01,975 that I eat the last piece of Bree's triple-chocolate cake. 173 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:04,394 If you want, we could... 174 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:08,232 Oh, my God, you're naked. 175 00:11:09,942 --> 00:11:12,319 In my kitchen, where I eat. 176 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,324 Okay, I don't hear you leaving. 177 00:11:17,449 --> 00:11:19,367 I had to do something. 178 00:11:19,533 --> 00:11:21,869 Pyjamas. That's something you could do. 179 00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:26,625 Okay, you're right. You're a guest in my house. 180 00:11:26,959 --> 00:11:30,127 A completely naked guest in my house. I should leave. 181 00:11:33,673 --> 00:11:35,300 LYNETTE: Hey. TOM: Hey. 182 00:11:35,342 --> 00:11:36,884 You were supposed to be home at 8:00 183 00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:39,428 to help me wrangle the kids for bath time. 184 00:11:39,804 --> 00:11:41,681 - It's almost 11:00. - Sorry. 185 00:11:43,307 --> 00:11:44,683 (WATER RUNNING) 186 00:11:46,102 --> 00:11:47,603 So, where were you? 187 00:11:48,104 --> 00:11:50,064 You were stewing, weren't you? 188 00:11:50,982 --> 00:11:52,149 Come on. 189 00:11:53,483 --> 00:11:55,235 You're upset about Rick. 190 00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:59,949 Look, I'm not gonna deny I was ticked off when I saw him. 191 00:12:01,449 --> 00:12:04,244 But I'm over it. I'm taking this as a challenge. 192 00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:06,913 We are gonna up our game. 193 00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:08,748 - Oh, yeah? - Yep. 194 00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:10,875 You know what I did tonight? I worked on our menu. 195 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,794 We're gonna start making our own osso buco. 196 00:12:12,836 --> 00:12:15,380 I got a recipe that is gonna kick his ass. 197 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:20,050 - So, you're really okay with this? - Yeah, I'm great. 198 00:12:20,175 --> 00:12:21,720 Look at how cute you are. 199 00:12:21,761 --> 00:12:24,055 (LAUGHS) It's coming back fast, huh? 200 00:12:28,475 --> 00:12:29,852 (SIGHS) 201 00:12:30,144 --> 00:12:32,647 Yeah, it's back. 202 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:41,071 (ORSON CLEARS THROAT) 203 00:12:41,113 --> 00:12:42,781 Morning, Susan. 204 00:12:45,367 --> 00:12:47,328 Oh. Good morning. 205 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,748 Love what you're wearing. 206 00:12:50,789 --> 00:12:54,543 Oh, I hope this isn't decaf. I've got a big day ahead of me. 207 00:12:57,963 --> 00:13:01,841 All right, we don't need to talk about it. Just promise me it won't happen again. 208 00:13:01,883 --> 00:13:03,593 What won't happen again? 209 00:13:03,968 --> 00:13:06,805 Orson, you were naked in this kitchen last night. 210 00:13:07,556 --> 00:13:10,099 - I was not. - You most certainly were. 211 00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,268 Good morning. What's going on? 212 00:13:12,310 --> 00:13:15,897 Well, Susan claims she saw me last night au natural. 213 00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:17,105 It wasn't a claim. 214 00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:20,109 He was sitting right here without a stitch of clothing on. 215 00:13:20,151 --> 00:13:21,945 And I couldn't have cake. 216 00:13:23,821 --> 00:13:26,031 Oh, I think I know what's going on. 217 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:28,158 Somebody had a naughty dream. 218 00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:30,995 Susan, I'm blushing. 219 00:13:31,037 --> 00:13:35,457 No, no, no, no, no. I did not have a sex dream. 220 00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,377 Susan, it's perfectly understandable. 221 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,880 Mike's away. You're feeling a little Ionely. 222 00:13:40,922 --> 00:13:42,673 Naturally you'd project those feelings 223 00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:45,175 onto the nearest available sex machine! 224 00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:46,385 (BREE LAUGHS) 225 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:48,387 You are such a scamp. 226 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:52,474 I know when I'm dreaming, and this really happened. 227 00:13:52,516 --> 00:13:55,602 Why else would I be sponging butt prints off my stool? 228 00:13:55,644 --> 00:13:56,895 You know, Susan, sometimes 229 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,981 I climb into a warm bath with a romance novel. 230 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:03,360 Just a thought. 231 00:14:04,027 --> 00:14:06,572 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 232 00:14:06,988 --> 00:14:08,155 (SPRAYING) 233 00:14:08,990 --> 00:14:10,825 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 234 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,702 (GABRIELLE GROANS) 235 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,500 (SIGHS) 236 00:14:21,252 --> 00:14:22,336 Lynette! 237 00:14:22,837 --> 00:14:25,965 Gabby, since when do you come to Price Warehouse? 238 00:14:26,507 --> 00:14:28,342 I'm poor now, remember? 239 00:14:28,676 --> 00:14:31,178 I have to mingle with the unwashed masses. 240 00:14:31,679 --> 00:14:35,015 - What are you doing here? - Oh, I've been unwashed for years. 241 00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,058 This place is huge. 242 00:14:37,602 --> 00:14:40,062 Would it kill them to have valet parking? 243 00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:43,607 Gabby, people don't come here for the amenities. 244 00:14:43,648 --> 00:14:46,568 They come because toilet paper is three cents a ton. 245 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:48,028 Oh. 246 00:14:50,196 --> 00:14:53,742 Look at all these handicapped spots. I mean, what a waste. 247 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,411 Take that guy selling oranges, put him in a vest, 248 00:14:56,453 --> 00:14:59,371 stick him under an umbrella, and bam, you got valet parking. 249 00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:02,584 I don't know why poor people refuse to better themselves. 250 00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:04,920 Yeah, we're crazy that way. 251 00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,713 I don't know why you're complaining about handicapped spaces. 252 00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:10,466 Doesn't Carlos have one of those blue placards? 253 00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:12,969 No, I think you have to have a wheelchair to get one of those. 254 00:15:13,011 --> 00:15:15,304 No, I'm pretty sure the blind qualify, too. 255 00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:27,191 Mom, can I take some of these cookies up to Julie? 256 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:29,109 Why don't you offer some to our guest first? 257 00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:31,653 Oh, no thank you. We have so much ground to cover. 258 00:15:31,694 --> 00:15:34,365 Now, let's move on to the flowers. 259 00:15:35,115 --> 00:15:39,286 Last year we went with a cascade of pink and white roses. 260 00:15:39,328 --> 00:15:41,496 - There it is. - Exquisite. 261 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:46,335 Well, easy enough. Let's just do that again, then. 262 00:15:46,961 --> 00:15:48,294 Next? 263 00:15:50,588 --> 00:15:56,301 Well, if you have a different idea, I would love to hear that, too. 264 00:15:56,927 --> 00:16:02,350 Well, I was thinking it might be nice to do something more unusual. 265 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:07,020 What about an arrangement of purple lisianthus 266 00:16:07,646 --> 00:16:09,816 with a spray of dark berries? 267 00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:13,819 It's interesting. I can't really picture that, though. 268 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:15,487 Well, let me help you. 269 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,327 I keep scrapbooks, too. 270 00:16:23,161 --> 00:16:24,788 (CHUCKLES) 271 00:16:26,957 --> 00:16:30,376 My mom and Mrs Hodge are still talking about that ball thing. 272 00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:33,630 She wants me to be a part of the Founder's... 273 00:16:33,672 --> 00:16:35,716 Court, or whatever they call it. 274 00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:39,176 Like I want to put on a stupid white dress and greet people all night. 275 00:16:39,218 --> 00:16:40,970 I know. It's so pathetic. 276 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,057 By the way, I'm doing it. 277 00:16:44,099 --> 00:16:47,435 - Seriously? Why? - Because I did it last year, 278 00:16:47,894 --> 00:16:50,563 and it's actually kind of hilarious and great. 279 00:16:51,147 --> 00:16:52,231 It is! 280 00:16:52,273 --> 00:16:54,943 It doesn't sound great. It sounds beyond lame. 281 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:56,903 (SCOFFS) 282 00:16:56,944 --> 00:17:00,031 I don't want this to come off the wrong way, 283 00:17:00,072 --> 00:17:02,033 - but you're a buzz-kill. - Julie! 284 00:17:02,074 --> 00:17:05,201 Okay, you spend all of your time cooped up in here alone, 285 00:17:05,243 --> 00:17:06,913 obsessing over some mysterious thing 286 00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:09,540 that maybe happened to your real dad or maybe didn't. 287 00:17:09,582 --> 00:17:12,542 Look, I'm not saying don't obsess. I'm just saying maybe you could spare 288 00:17:12,584 --> 00:17:15,587 some time to have a little fun with your friend, too. 289 00:17:19,258 --> 00:17:20,759 (SIGHS) 290 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:23,386 So this Founder's thing, it'll be fun? 291 00:17:26,181 --> 00:17:30,352 These were the centrepieces from the Vanover Medical Centre Benefit. 292 00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:32,687 The donors were blown away. 293 00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:37,650 Well, they're certainly assertive. My only fear is that... 294 00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:39,235 I know. I know. 295 00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:42,239 Fairview's a bit more provincial compared to Chicago, 296 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,574 but I think you'll find the people here have a lot more taste 297 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:47,576 than you give them credit for. 298 00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:53,083 Well, perhaps I could try something new. 299 00:17:53,875 --> 00:17:55,834 Let's go with the lisianthus. 300 00:17:56,043 --> 00:17:59,421 Look at you, pronouncing it right the very first time. 301 00:18:01,215 --> 00:18:02,633 Isn't learning fun? 302 00:18:09,056 --> 00:18:10,474 (DOORBELL RINGING) 303 00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:17,690 - Mrs Scavo? - Uh, yes? 304 00:18:17,731 --> 00:18:18,816 Is your husband home? 305 00:18:18,857 --> 00:18:21,317 We're investigating an incident involving vandalism. 306 00:18:21,359 --> 00:18:22,485 Vandalism? 307 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,574 Porter, Preston, get over here! 308 00:18:26,615 --> 00:18:30,326 No, ma'am. This incident occurred two nights ago near your pizzeria. 309 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:33,121 Someone threw a brick through the window of a new restaurant, 310 00:18:33,162 --> 00:18:35,540 - a place called Rick's. - What? 311 00:18:35,957 --> 00:18:37,792 We're asking everybody who works in the area 312 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,294 if they saw anything suspicious. 313 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,045 - I didn't go in to work that night. - I did, 314 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,631 but I didn't see anything. What time did it happen? 315 00:18:43,673 --> 00:18:45,674 The alarm went off about 10:45. 316 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,636 I was home way before then, around 8:00. 317 00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:52,056 I came home early to help you wrangle the kids for bath time. 318 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:53,432 (SIGHS) 319 00:18:53,473 --> 00:18:54,892 Yeah. He was here. 320 00:18:55,225 --> 00:18:57,269 All right, well, if you do happen to hear anything, 321 00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:58,979 - could you give us a call, please? - Absolutely. 322 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:00,148 Thank you. 323 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,734 Hey. Oh, honey, could you hold back a sec? 324 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:07,154 Nope. Lunch rush. I'm already late as it is, okay? See ya. 325 00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,546 Excuse me, miss. 326 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,756 Oh, hey, there. 327 00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:28,507 I guess you didn't see that big, blue sign. 328 00:19:28,549 --> 00:19:29,842 This is handicapped parking. 329 00:19:29,884 --> 00:19:31,802 I know. Primo spot, isn't it? 330 00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:35,514 What? I have a thingy. 331 00:19:35,556 --> 00:19:38,726 Yeah, I noticed that. You don't look handicapped to me. 332 00:19:38,976 --> 00:19:41,687 I'm not. My husband is. He's blind. 333 00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:44,898 Well then, that placard's for him. Only he can park here. 334 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,693 And how is he gonna park a car if he can't see? 335 00:19:49,070 --> 00:19:50,279 (SCOFFS) 336 00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:52,656 Feeling pretty stupid now, aren't you? 337 00:20:00,664 --> 00:20:02,332 Lady, you got a lot of nerve. 338 00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:05,252 I had to park next to the dumpster way in the back. 339 00:20:05,377 --> 00:20:07,796 Oh, don't play victim with me. 340 00:20:07,837 --> 00:20:11,841 I have to walk in heels all day long. You get to sit in a chair and roll. 341 00:20:13,134 --> 00:20:15,178 You did not just say that. 342 00:20:15,679 --> 00:20:17,888 You know, the quicker I can run my errands, 343 00:20:17,930 --> 00:20:20,100 the faster I can get home to my husband who needs me. 344 00:20:20,141 --> 00:20:21,601 Because that's the kind of person I am. 345 00:20:21,643 --> 00:20:23,436 - What are you doing? - Calling the cops. 346 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:25,146 You're getting a ticket. 347 00:20:25,188 --> 00:20:27,231 Like hell I am. Give me that. 348 00:20:27,273 --> 00:20:28,732 - Get off! - No! 349 00:20:28,899 --> 00:20:31,236 - You started it. Hang it up! - Get off. 350 00:20:31,278 --> 00:20:32,779 - Hang it up! - Ah! 351 00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:34,905 MAN: Hey! 352 00:20:36,198 --> 00:20:37,783 Is there a problem here? 353 00:20:37,825 --> 00:20:40,828 Jeez! What, is there a telethon going on around here? 354 00:20:41,620 --> 00:20:43,581 Dude, she took one of our spots. 355 00:20:43,622 --> 00:20:46,625 Bitch! I had to find street parking. 356 00:20:46,876 --> 00:20:49,003 Hey, there's a security guard over there. Go get him. 357 00:20:49,044 --> 00:20:50,587 No, no, no, no. Wait! 358 00:20:50,879 --> 00:20:52,964 Okay, you know what, this is getting ridiculous. 359 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:55,676 Oh, no, no. You're not going anywhere. 360 00:20:55,718 --> 00:20:56,927 - Hey. - Let me go! 361 00:20:56,969 --> 00:20:59,804 Hey. Hey. Stop. What are you doing? 362 00:20:59,971 --> 00:21:02,807 (MAN GRUNTS) 363 00:21:02,849 --> 00:21:04,058 (PANTS) 364 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:05,311 Well, it's official. 365 00:21:05,352 --> 00:21:06,770 I'm going to hell. 366 00:21:10,732 --> 00:21:12,108 - KAYLA: Hi, Daddy. - Hey. 367 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:14,694 Hey, guys, would you go play in the back for a while? 368 00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:16,153 I need to talk to your dad. 369 00:21:16,194 --> 00:21:17,363 (DOOR CLOSES) 370 00:21:17,405 --> 00:21:19,449 - LYNETTE: Thanks. - Well... 371 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:21,743 Hey. 372 00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:23,703 Don't they have soccer today? 373 00:21:23,745 --> 00:21:26,330 Let me answer that question with another question. 374 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:28,333 - Why did you lie to the police? - Lynette... 375 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:32,003 And you made me lie to them, too, which brings up another question. 376 00:21:32,045 --> 00:21:35,547 Did you know that perjury is, like, this whole big thing? 377 00:21:35,589 --> 00:21:37,090 I think you're overreacting. 378 00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:40,345 No, overreacting would be if I threw a brick through you. 379 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,015 What were you thinking? 380 00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:47,476 Help me understand. 381 00:21:50,896 --> 00:21:54,733 I just went to go check out how the construction was going. 382 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,027 But I came around the corner, 383 00:21:58,069 --> 00:22:01,030 I saw this giant picture window that says "Rick's." 384 00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:02,991 And then I realised 385 00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:07,036 I'm gonna have to see that guy's name every damn day of my life. 386 00:22:09,622 --> 00:22:11,999 And then I noticed this pile of bricks. 387 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,669 Okay. 388 00:22:13,961 --> 00:22:18,339 I know this whole thing with Rick, it really caused us some damage. 389 00:22:18,381 --> 00:22:23,176 I know it hurt us. But we survived it. And it's over now. 390 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,765 Now that's the thing, Lynette. It's not over. It was never over. 391 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,310 I don't care about Rick's stupid restaurant. 392 00:22:31,352 --> 00:22:33,770 I don't even care that he wants to steal you from me! 393 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:36,524 Of course he would wanna steal you from me! 394 00:22:36,566 --> 00:22:38,234 That makes sense to me. 395 00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:44,030 I care that he made you act like it could be done! 396 00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:48,368 - Oh, Tom. - He changed the way I look at you. 397 00:22:55,750 --> 00:23:01,089 But nothing ever happened between us. 398 00:23:01,131 --> 00:23:03,425 You have to believe me. Come on! 399 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:06,343 I am not trying to get you to apologise. 400 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,055 I'm just explaining the brick. 401 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,441 (DOOR OPENING) 402 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,618 Oh, my God. 403 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,456 Ah-ha! 404 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:38,375 You thought I was crazy. But it wasn't a dream. 405 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:41,252 You're naked! And that means you're crazy. 406 00:23:42,712 --> 00:23:45,090 - I didn't mean to do it. - Oh, really? 407 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:48,593 You just happened to stumble naked into my front yard? 408 00:23:48,635 --> 00:23:50,428 I didn't mean it, Mike. 409 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,764 "Mike"? Wait... 410 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,766 Are you sleepwalking? 411 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:57,560 Orson? 412 00:24:00,521 --> 00:24:01,731 Hello? 413 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:02,941 (GASPS) 414 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:10,198 Ow! 415 00:24:14,368 --> 00:24:15,702 Susan. 416 00:24:17,412 --> 00:24:18,997 Did you just hit me? 417 00:24:25,963 --> 00:24:27,589 Oh, dear God. 418 00:24:28,924 --> 00:24:31,468 Orson, you're staying at my house. 419 00:24:34,346 --> 00:24:35,514 There you go. 420 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:42,688 I have no explanation. This doesn't happen to me. 421 00:24:42,729 --> 00:24:44,273 I don't sleepwalk. 422 00:24:44,314 --> 00:24:46,023 You know, it's none of my business, 423 00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:49,151 but seeing as I have seen you naked twice in the last week, 424 00:24:49,193 --> 00:24:50,611 I think I can ask. 425 00:24:51,445 --> 00:24:54,157 - Is something bothering you? - I don't think so. 426 00:24:55,074 --> 00:24:58,286 I mean, being out of our house has been a little weird, 427 00:24:58,327 --> 00:25:00,288 but I'm very comfortable here. 428 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:02,039 Clearly. 429 00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:03,957 You know, when you were out on the lawn, 430 00:25:03,999 --> 00:25:05,960 you said something about Mike. 431 00:25:08,462 --> 00:25:09,672 Mike? 432 00:25:10,631 --> 00:25:12,215 What, what did I say? 433 00:25:13,717 --> 00:25:17,638 Well, it was just sort of muttering. Were you having a dream about him? 434 00:25:19,140 --> 00:25:20,932 I don't believe so. 435 00:25:21,308 --> 00:25:22,809 Well, maybe it's because you just saw him. 436 00:25:22,851 --> 00:25:24,561 He must be on your mind. 437 00:25:25,687 --> 00:25:30,609 Yeah, yeah. You know what, Susan? I think it's time for us to move out. 438 00:25:30,817 --> 00:25:32,569 You can't. Your house isn't finished yet. 439 00:25:32,611 --> 00:25:35,864 No, the downstairs will be ready next week. We'll be fine. 440 00:25:36,655 --> 00:25:39,868 - Well, if you insist. - I think it would be for the best. 441 00:25:41,494 --> 00:25:43,288 Okay, but in the meantime, 442 00:25:43,330 --> 00:25:46,332 I do have a teenage daughter, so if you could... 443 00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,376 - Boxers. - Yes, thanks. 444 00:26:01,222 --> 00:26:03,224 - Hey! - Come on, 445 00:26:03,265 --> 00:26:05,893 you've been cooped up in this house since you got home from the hospital. 446 00:26:05,935 --> 00:26:08,896 - Let's go out and have some fun. - No, I think I'm gonna stay here. 447 00:26:08,938 --> 00:26:10,688 I don't, I don't wanna be a burden. 448 00:26:10,730 --> 00:26:13,651 Carlos, I see handicapped people out and about all the time. 449 00:26:13,692 --> 00:26:16,737 In fact, I met two feisty men in wheelchairs yesterday at the mall. 450 00:26:16,779 --> 00:26:19,531 They were living their lives, so it's time for you to live yours. 451 00:26:19,572 --> 00:26:21,282 Come on. Come on. 452 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:33,378 I'm just dropping off a few letters. You might as well just wait here. 453 00:26:44,638 --> 00:26:48,268 Just picking up some vitamins. I'll be quicker if I do it myself. 454 00:26:57,526 --> 00:27:00,154 I just have to drop off a gift to my manicurist. 455 00:27:00,196 --> 00:27:02,364 Why don't you listen to the radio? 456 00:27:09,745 --> 00:27:11,331 GABRIELLE: Thank you. 457 00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:16,753 Sorry, babe, that took a little longer than I... 458 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:20,756 Carlos? 459 00:27:23,510 --> 00:27:24,761 Carlos! 460 00:27:27,263 --> 00:27:30,182 Carlos! Carlos! 461 00:27:31,976 --> 00:27:33,312 Carlos! 462 00:27:33,979 --> 00:27:36,647 - Oh, there you are! - Thanks, Henry. 463 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:43,153 - Where the hell have you been? - I was starving, 464 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,448 so I got that kid to take me to go get a burger. 465 00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,491 I don't believe this. I was worried sick about you. 466 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:50,036 I'm sick of waiting here. You promised me a fun day, 467 00:27:50,077 --> 00:27:52,245 and all I got is a sunburn on the right side of my face. 468 00:27:52,287 --> 00:27:55,498 I'm sorry. I told you I had errands to run first. 469 00:27:56,792 --> 00:27:59,669 - What's that smell? - What smell? 470 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,004 Smells like... 471 00:28:02,631 --> 00:28:04,174 Nail polish. 472 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:06,218 Did you get your nails done? Is that what you've been doing? 473 00:28:06,259 --> 00:28:07,345 (CAR HONKING) 474 00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:09,012 MAN: Excuse me, miss, 475 00:28:09,346 --> 00:28:11,973 is that your Aston Martin in the handicapped space? 476 00:28:12,515 --> 00:28:15,644 What? Gabby, are you parked in a handicapped spot? 477 00:28:16,977 --> 00:28:19,314 Move it along, pops. We're gonna be here a while. 478 00:28:19,356 --> 00:28:22,442 Wait, wait, wait. Did you get a handicapped tag? 479 00:28:23,777 --> 00:28:26,862 To answer your earlier question, yes, I got a manicure. 480 00:28:26,904 --> 00:28:30,367 - I'm sorry. Are we good? - Oh, my God! 481 00:28:30,534 --> 00:28:34,495 You're exploiting my blindness so that you can score better parking? 482 00:28:34,537 --> 00:28:36,330 That's a really mean way to put it. 483 00:28:36,372 --> 00:28:37,540 (CARLOS SCOFFS) 484 00:28:37,581 --> 00:28:41,126 You had me out here sitting like a dog with the window cracked open. 485 00:28:41,168 --> 00:28:42,670 You used me. 486 00:28:42,711 --> 00:28:44,713 Well, why shouldn't I get something out of this? 487 00:28:44,755 --> 00:28:46,966 You know, the blindness didn't just happen to you! 488 00:28:47,007 --> 00:28:49,134 (CHUCKLING) You can't be serious. 489 00:28:49,260 --> 00:28:50,760 Oh, you bet I am. 490 00:28:51,135 --> 00:28:54,139 Every morning the toothpaste has to be to the left of the sink, 491 00:28:54,181 --> 00:28:57,309 because if it's not, you can't find it. And I have to put it there. 492 00:28:57,351 --> 00:29:01,354 And sometimes, I don't know, I'm driving or I'm in line at the bank, 493 00:29:01,396 --> 00:29:03,356 and I think, "Is the toothpaste there?" 494 00:29:03,398 --> 00:29:05,067 So then I have to run home and check, 495 00:29:05,109 --> 00:29:07,026 because I don't want you reaching for the tube 496 00:29:07,068 --> 00:29:09,028 and not being able to find it. 497 00:29:09,863 --> 00:29:13,867 I just didn't think this was how it was all gonna turn out, Carlos. 498 00:29:16,703 --> 00:29:19,080 I didn't think that every day for the rest of my life, 499 00:29:19,122 --> 00:29:22,417 a part of me's always gonna think, "Where's the toothpaste?" 500 00:29:23,251 --> 00:29:24,418 (SIGHS) 501 00:29:24,459 --> 00:29:26,879 Can't you just leave it in the drawer? 502 00:29:27,463 --> 00:29:29,799 That's not the point, you blind idiot! 503 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:34,094 I'm saying, if all I get in exchange for this crappy situation 504 00:29:34,136 --> 00:29:37,097 is a nice parking spot for my $8 manicure, 505 00:29:37,139 --> 00:29:38,432 then I'm taking it. 506 00:29:44,646 --> 00:29:46,607 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 507 00:29:51,695 --> 00:29:54,114 Who put pear slices in the Waldorf salad? 508 00:29:54,323 --> 00:29:56,116 I guess that would be me. 509 00:29:56,658 --> 00:30:00,620 Katherine, a Waldorf salad is made with apples. It's tradition. 510 00:30:00,661 --> 00:30:05,042 Yes, a musty, 19th century tradition in need of some jazzing up. 511 00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,044 Look, I just thought you have so much on your mind already, 512 00:30:08,085 --> 00:30:10,546 what with the music and the decorations, 513 00:30:10,755 --> 00:30:13,133 the least I could do was take over the food. 514 00:30:13,175 --> 00:30:14,425 "Take over"? 515 00:30:15,134 --> 00:30:17,303 What in God's name have you done with my French onion soup? 516 00:30:17,345 --> 00:30:18,846 Oh, it'll be fine. 517 00:30:18,888 --> 00:30:23,517 I told the chef nothing is to leave that kitchen unless I've tasted it. 518 00:30:23,558 --> 00:30:25,186 - Katherine... - Trust me. 519 00:30:25,394 --> 00:30:28,439 After all, I've gotten tons of compliments on the lisianthus. 520 00:30:42,744 --> 00:30:44,037 (CARLOS SIGHS) 521 00:30:47,874 --> 00:30:50,001 Here, honey. Let me. 522 00:30:56,298 --> 00:30:57,424 Thanks. 523 00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,678 You're welcome. 524 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:07,518 Just so you know, 525 00:31:09,687 --> 00:31:12,232 I'm sorry for what I'm putting you through. 526 00:31:14,024 --> 00:31:16,944 If it were anyone but you, it wouldn't be worth it. 527 00:31:23,492 --> 00:31:25,411 You ready to go to the party? 528 00:31:26,871 --> 00:31:28,038 You tell me. 529 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:30,206 (SIGHS) 530 00:31:30,248 --> 00:31:31,541 How do I look? 531 00:31:33,252 --> 00:31:34,336 (SIGHS) 532 00:31:34,378 --> 00:31:36,589 You look very handsome. 533 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:41,759 Thank you. And you look more beautiful than ever. 534 00:31:41,801 --> 00:31:42,927 (CHUCKLES) 535 00:31:43,011 --> 00:31:44,847 How do you know that? 536 00:31:45,598 --> 00:31:46,931 Just a hunch. 537 00:31:47,432 --> 00:31:48,600 Hmm. 538 00:31:54,022 --> 00:31:55,982 (EX CLAIMS) Don't eat that. 539 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:59,360 We had a refrigeration problem. I don't want you getting sick. 540 00:31:59,402 --> 00:32:01,738 Oh, dear. Well, I should throw this dip out. 541 00:32:01,779 --> 00:32:04,448 Thanks. It'll be about ten minutes before I can make up a new batch. 542 00:32:04,489 --> 00:32:06,450 Do you mind telling your boss? 543 00:32:07,202 --> 00:32:09,245 She's not my boss. 544 00:32:11,955 --> 00:32:16,168 (GASPS) Bree, the room is simply lovely. You've outdone yourself. 545 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,586 Thank you, Mrs Downing. 546 00:32:17,628 --> 00:32:20,631 Listen, when I present the Founder's Award tonight, I was wondering... 547 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:24,468 - Oh, dear. Has no one spoken to you? - About what? 548 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:28,263 Well, the committee has decided that it would be best 549 00:32:28,305 --> 00:32:30,307 if Katherine Mayfair present the award this year. 550 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:33,769 (SCOFFS) No! That's... That's my job. I always do it. 551 00:32:33,810 --> 00:32:36,230 Oh, but you're already doing so much. 552 00:32:36,271 --> 00:32:38,898 And, well, Katherine was quite insistent. 553 00:32:43,987 --> 00:32:45,488 What's that? 554 00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:48,658 - Oh, it's dip, the caterer just said that... - I thought we agreed. 555 00:32:48,699 --> 00:32:51,786 Nothing leaves the kitchen without me tasting it first. 556 00:32:55,706 --> 00:32:56,791 Dig in. 557 00:33:14,558 --> 00:33:16,143 Is everyone having fun? 558 00:33:16,185 --> 00:33:18,479 You and Katherine did an amazing job. 559 00:33:18,604 --> 00:33:20,522 Boy, we didn't think you guys could work together. 560 00:33:20,564 --> 00:33:23,984 Yeah, we were sure one of you would end up killing the other. 561 00:33:28,989 --> 00:33:32,576 You really should have more faith in people. Excuse me. 562 00:33:34,369 --> 00:33:36,287 (KATHERINE VOMITING) 563 00:33:36,954 --> 00:33:38,206 (KATHERINE COUGHING) 564 00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:42,460 Katherine, darling? Are you okay? 565 00:33:42,586 --> 00:33:43,753 (KATHERINE EXHALES) 566 00:33:43,795 --> 00:33:45,045 (TOILET FLUSHING) 567 00:33:46,130 --> 00:33:47,298 Not really. 568 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:49,091 (GROANS) 569 00:33:49,133 --> 00:33:51,428 I hope there's nothing wrong with the food. 570 00:33:51,469 --> 00:33:56,182 - Is anybody else getting sick? - Oh, no. No, dear, just you. 571 00:33:56,849 --> 00:33:58,976 Maybe you should go home. 572 00:33:59,226 --> 00:34:02,271 I can't. I have to present the Founder's Award. 573 00:34:02,438 --> 00:34:05,691 Oh, no one would expect you to do that in your condition. 574 00:34:05,983 --> 00:34:08,277 You know what? I could do it. 575 00:34:08,527 --> 00:34:11,029 No, I can get it together. 576 00:34:11,070 --> 00:34:12,865 Katherine, no one expects you to be a martyr. 577 00:34:12,907 --> 00:34:14,450 Why don't you go home? 578 00:34:14,491 --> 00:34:16,076 - I can't. - Why not? 579 00:34:16,118 --> 00:34:20,205 I'm perfectly capable of presenting. I've done it for the last eight years. 580 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:23,876 And let's face it. I mean, no one wants to accept an award from a woman 581 00:34:23,918 --> 00:34:27,295 who looks like she should be in line at the needle exchange. 582 00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:30,798 This is important to me. I'll be fine. 583 00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:39,557 (APPLAUSE) 584 00:34:39,599 --> 00:34:43,435 And now for the presentation for the Founder's Award, 585 00:34:43,477 --> 00:34:45,979 Ms Katherine Mayfair. 586 00:34:54,738 --> 00:34:56,907 Thank you, Mrs Downing. 587 00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:02,829 I was honoured when you and the other members of the committee 588 00:35:02,871 --> 00:35:05,582 asked me to present this award. 589 00:35:05,749 --> 00:35:07,251 "I was honoured when you..." 590 00:35:07,292 --> 00:35:08,459 (MIMICKING) 591 00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:11,839 Bree, what's up? I thought giving out this award was your thing. 592 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,758 Used to be. Not anymore. Things change. 593 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:17,927 This year's Founder's Award... 594 00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:20,763 Ever since I started working with that obnoxious backstabber, 595 00:35:20,805 --> 00:35:24,017 she's done nothing but try to take the spotlight off of me 596 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:25,351 and put it onto her. 597 00:35:25,393 --> 00:35:29,105 ... goes to my dear friend, Bree Hodge. 598 00:35:34,402 --> 00:35:37,321 The obnoxious backstabber just called your name. 599 00:35:44,453 --> 00:35:49,792 Bree has been a pillar of the Fairview community for many years. 600 00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:53,795 There is no better friend than Bree Hodge. 601 00:35:56,632 --> 00:36:00,886 Congratulations. I know you tried to poison me. 602 00:36:10,145 --> 00:36:13,899 Well, this has been an evening full of... 603 00:36:19,112 --> 00:36:20,530 ... surprises. 604 00:36:20,864 --> 00:36:21,990 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 605 00:36:22,032 --> 00:36:24,241 BREE: I never would've imagined that 606 00:36:24,283 --> 00:36:26,535 I would be recognised by this wonderful organisation. 607 00:36:26,577 --> 00:36:30,874 Hi, Andrew. Guess what? Your mom just won the Founder's Award. 608 00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:32,333 Lynette, listen to me. 609 00:36:32,374 --> 00:36:35,503 Oh, my God. You're not gonna believe what's going on down here. 610 00:36:35,544 --> 00:36:37,379 What? What? Is everyone okay? 611 00:36:37,421 --> 00:36:39,965 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're fine. It's Rick's place. 612 00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:43,385 Totally went up in flames. There are, like, three fire trucks here. 613 00:36:43,427 --> 00:36:46,514 Oh, my God. That's horrible. How did it start? 614 00:36:46,889 --> 00:36:48,432 They... They don't know. 615 00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:51,976 Okay, I'm gonna... I'll call you back in about five. Bye. 616 00:36:52,311 --> 00:36:56,398 BREE: I want to thank you so much for presenting me with this award. 617 00:36:57,732 --> 00:37:01,945 I certainly wasn't expecting it. 618 00:37:20,213 --> 00:37:23,549 The photographer's asking if he can get shots of the two of us. 619 00:37:23,590 --> 00:37:24,800 Wait. 620 00:37:26,134 --> 00:37:28,012 I need to talk to you first. 621 00:37:28,221 --> 00:37:29,389 (EXHALES) 622 00:37:31,015 --> 00:37:34,601 I misunderstood the situation. That's all. Can we just leave it at that? 623 00:37:34,643 --> 00:37:36,228 No, we can't. 624 00:37:36,895 --> 00:37:38,898 And do you know why? 625 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:43,402 Because I thought things were going well. I was having fun with you. 626 00:37:44,862 --> 00:37:48,739 Obviously, I misunderstood. 627 00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:55,038 So tell me, was there a straw that broke the camel's back, 628 00:37:55,497 --> 00:37:58,082 or were you planning on killing me all along? 629 00:38:00,711 --> 00:38:04,256 Here's the thing you need to understand about me and my friends. 630 00:38:04,922 --> 00:38:06,591 We each have our niche. 631 00:38:06,883 --> 00:38:08,509 Gabrielle's the glamorous one. 632 00:38:08,551 --> 00:38:11,596 Susan's the adorable one. Lynette's smart. 633 00:38:12,389 --> 00:38:14,015 Edie's Edie. 634 00:38:14,056 --> 00:38:16,726 And I'm the domestic one, the organiser, 635 00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:20,271 the one who knows that there are three tines on a dessert fork. 636 00:38:20,688 --> 00:38:23,774 I'm the one who gets teased for that. That's who I am. 637 00:38:27,153 --> 00:38:29,780 - And that's also who you are. - So? 638 00:38:31,072 --> 00:38:35,786 So, I don't really know how to be friends with you. 639 00:38:37,830 --> 00:38:39,456 That's a shame. 640 00:38:40,790 --> 00:38:44,503 Because I understand you better than all those other women do. 641 00:38:44,544 --> 00:38:50,467 I know how following the rules and observing the little graces 642 00:38:50,509 --> 00:38:53,678 makes you feel like you're in control. 643 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:57,640 We've both had days where it was either set a beautiful table 644 00:38:57,682 --> 00:38:59,643 or curl up in a ball and die. 645 00:39:02,437 --> 00:39:04,396 We're the same, Bree. 646 00:39:05,147 --> 00:39:09,528 And if you think that means we can't be friends, then I'm sorry. 647 00:39:09,569 --> 00:39:13,197 But it might also mean we could be best friends. 648 00:39:16,951 --> 00:39:18,994 Who knew you were so insightful? 649 00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:25,042 Isn't learning fun? 650 00:39:25,084 --> 00:39:26,210 (SIGHS) 651 00:39:31,589 --> 00:39:34,134 PHOTOGRAPHER: Terrific, everyone. Thank you. 652 00:39:34,176 --> 00:39:35,344 (D YLAN SIGHS) 653 00:39:35,386 --> 00:39:36,679 Pictures. 654 00:39:37,887 --> 00:39:40,807 So, did I lie? Was it cool? 655 00:39:41,349 --> 00:39:43,769 You were right. It really was. 656 00:39:45,312 --> 00:39:46,855 "Thank you, Julie." 657 00:39:48,690 --> 00:39:51,359 It's good to get out of my own head, you know? 658 00:39:51,401 --> 00:39:54,194 For months now, I've been hung up on looking for my dad 659 00:39:54,236 --> 00:39:57,782 and blaming my mom, and it's gotten me nowhere. 660 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,452 I just wanna start having fun again. 661 00:40:03,996 --> 00:40:07,000 - Thank you, Julie. - KATHERINE: There you are. 662 00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:09,711 We wanted to get some pictures with you. 663 00:40:30,189 --> 00:40:31,356 Orson. 664 00:40:33,358 --> 00:40:34,610 Hi. 665 00:40:35,277 --> 00:40:38,237 Listen, I have a 12:00 curfew, so if my mom asks, can you just... 666 00:40:38,279 --> 00:40:39,530 Mike? 667 00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:41,700 No, it's Julie. 668 00:40:45,077 --> 00:40:48,039 Oh, you're sleepwalking. Yeah, I heard about that. 669 00:40:49,457 --> 00:40:50,917 I'm sorry, Mike. 670 00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,419 Again, not Mike. 671 00:40:55,505 --> 00:40:57,423 Why don't I get you back to bed, and you can... 672 00:40:57,465 --> 00:40:59,550 I'm sorry I ran you over, Mike. 673 00:41:14,356 --> 00:41:15,942 MARY ALICE: Blindness, 674 00:41:15,983 --> 00:41:19,236 it's an affliction that prevents people from seeing 675 00:41:19,277 --> 00:41:21,488 what is right in front of them. 676 00:41:24,074 --> 00:41:27,202 Like the wives who can't detect the jealousy 677 00:41:27,244 --> 00:41:29,454 that consumes their husbands. 678 00:41:32,874 --> 00:41:35,084 The women unable to see 679 00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:39,005 that a rival might also be a friend. 680 00:41:41,675 --> 00:41:46,804 The men who stay oblivious to the guilt that lies deep within them. 681 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,433 Yes, 682 00:41:52,184 --> 00:41:55,938 the world is filled with those who cannot see. 683 00:41:57,940 --> 00:42:00,651 The most dangerous are the ones 684 00:42:00,693 --> 00:42:04,446 who stay blind to the evil within their own hearts. 685 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:08,783 How do we protect ourselves from these people? 686 00:42:09,284 --> 00:42:13,289 First, we have to open our own eyes and find them 687 00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:18,459 before they find us.