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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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I can't believe you're doing this,
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just because I went a little over
on my phone bill this month...
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A little? You managed
to go over your limit.
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And your limit is unlimited!
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Look, I talked to your parents,
and from now on, you'll
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have to pay your own phone
bill, by getting a job.
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Jessie, money isn't
something you work for,
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it's just something people give you.
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Like compliments, and roses.
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Well, welcome to the real world,
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where roses come with a little note
that says, "It's not me, it's you."
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Hi.
Hey.
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I saw your "Help Wanted"
sign, and Emma, here,
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would love to work at the
Empire Skate Building.
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Ah... I'm not sure.
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And in the fight game, you
learn to go with your gut.
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Oh, you were a boxer?
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The name is Boomer,
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and I was a champ of Bayonne,
New Jersey. I won...
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Forty-three fights.
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Then what happened?
I lost my 44th.
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So, Emma, you ever cooked
or waited tables before?
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I've never even waited for a table.
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Then why would I hire you?
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Good point. Okay, bye!
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Hey!
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Say goodbye to this job,
and you'll be texting
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your friends via the U.S.
Postal Service.
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Oh, fine.
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Okay, so I can't cook, clean, or wait,
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but there is this
one thing I can do...
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Hey, guys, who wants a smoothie?
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She's hired!
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Am I supposed to mop
something up with this?
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy Yeah,
they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Emma, por favor...
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When the fryer timer goes off,
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take the fries out.
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That's what that ding was?
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I kept thinking I was
getting phantom texts.
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Ugh, working is a lot of work!
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And there's this really gross
water coming out of my skin!
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What is it?
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It's called sweat.
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Well, it's horrible!
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This burger's so raw it could've
walked over here by itself.
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Emma did a great job
on my grilled cheese.
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Although I ordered cheddar,
not pepper jack.
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That is cheddar. The red
flakes are Emma's nail polish.
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Ah!
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How is everything?
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Fantastic!
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Mmm. Delish!
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Not hungry, kid?
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On the contrary, I just cannot find
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anything healthful on your
bill of fare.
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Come on, we've got fruit smoothies!
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Even though there's
no actual fruit in them.
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Really?
That is shameful!
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Emma! What did I tell you to say if
someone asks about the ingredients?
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Oh, right.
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It's none of your business.
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And if anyone doesn't like
it, they can just get lost.
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Perhaps I will get lost.
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It happens a lot.
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It is why I keep a flare in my pocket!
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Penthouse is this way, correct?
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You see that man over there?
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That's James McMillan!
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He casts every major New York movie.
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I've been trying to get a meeting with
him, but he won't return any of my calls.
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A man who won't return
any of your calls?
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Have I jumped into a time machine
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and set the date for any day ever?
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Of course she's nutty,
she's an actress!
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If you want someone sane,
hire my accountant!
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But he won't look as good in a bikini.
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Oops... These head
shots can be so slippery.
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But would you look
at that mysterious smile.
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Do I know where the treasure's buried?
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Am I a spy for the other side?
Who can tell?
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And let's not forget
my special skill of...
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Having a valid driver's license!
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Fifteenth precinct? I'd like to
place a restraining order...
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Message received.
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So long as you received the message
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that I'm a master of dialects, govnah!
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Cheerio, then!
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What?
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Now? No,
I've got my daughter.
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I don't care who the director is.
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Oh, Scorsese?
I'll figure something out.
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Problem, milord?
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Did I hear you say you were
watchin' a little poppet?
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Please stop. Stopping.
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And yes, my 9-year-old, Wendy.
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I just don't know how I'm
gonna find a sitter.
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I can't ever seem
to get the same one twice.
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Well, it's your lucky day.
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I'm a nanny! Wendy can come over
to play with Zuri, my 9-year-old.
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That would be great.
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Wendy doesn't have many friends.
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She's a very shy and sensitive girl.
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And Zuri is a... Girl.
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But I don't know anything about you
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other than your ability to look
surprised at something in the distance.
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Maybe you've heard of my bosses,
Morgan and Christina Ross?
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I know Morgan and Christina well!
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If they trust you...
Hold on,
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it's the penthouse across the
street, right? The one with
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the red awning and the incompetent
doorman with great hair?
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That's the one.
Okay, I just texted Christina,
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she said if you're really Jessie,
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you'll tell me how many heels
are in her shoe closet.
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That's a trick question! You tell
her I don't go in there anymore!
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But between us, 312 fabulous pairs.
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Okay, it's you.
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Oh!
Wendy!
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Ready to play, Daddy?
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Oh, I wish I could,
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but you're going to have a play date
with Jessie and a new little friend.
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But I thought today was our day!
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It was, but now it's Scorsese's day.
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I'll make it up to you.
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Okay, Daddy.
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But I'll miss you.
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Aw. Aren't you
just the sweetest thing.
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The last time Zuri hugged me, it was
to frisk my pockets for bubble gum.
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Ugh, I gotta go.
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And Jessie, if this goes well,
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there may be some audition
spots open next week.
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Well, I'll have to check my skedge...
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Oh, who am I kidding?
My skedge is wide open.
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It's the Grand Canyon of skedges!
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I like your shoes.
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Shh! They're not mine.
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Zuri! I have a fun
surprise for you.
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For the last time, you getting
new bangs is not a fun surprise.
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No, it's a new friend!
This is Wendy.
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Hi, Zuri.
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We're going to have
the bestest afternoon ever!
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I'm not sure I can work with this.
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Oh, you guys are
going to get along great.
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And when you do, her dad's
gonna get me a big audition.
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Please...
I'm begging you.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll lay on the charm.
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Great!
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Okay, I will be right back.
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I've got to go get Ravi an ice pack.
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He has P.E. tomorrow.
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Have fun! Bye, Jessie! We miss you already!
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Want to play dollies?
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This is Henrietta.
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Aw, she's pretty.
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Hey! I don't know
how they play dollies
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where you come from, but here
that's a major party foul!
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Come on! Let's drop some heads off
your terrace and watch people scatter!
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No! These girls have a very important
pageant coming up next week,
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and the judges take
off points for headlessness!
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Are we doing what I want?
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Or are we going to have a problem?
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Whoa, Mr. Hyde.
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Here at Zuri's house, the role
of bad seed is already taken.
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Tough.
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You're in my house now.
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You screamed?
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Wendy is decapitating my dollies!
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Oh, you can't do that. Those girls have
a very important pageant coming up.
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You better shape up or we're
going to tell Jessie.
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Or...
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I'll do what I want,
and no one tells Jessie.
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Because if they do, I'll tell
my daddy and he won't help her.
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Blackmail? Oh, you're good.
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If you weren't so scary, we'd
probably be best friends!
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Well, she can't blackmail me because
I don't care about Jessie's career.
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You know, without my Daddy's help,
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Jessie will probably be dragging you
to her amateur plays for years.
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What do we have to do?
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Wendy, get off the chandelier!
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Doesn't anyone ever dust up here?
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He doesn't even dust down here!
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Catch me!
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That was fun! Your tummy's
like a trampoline!
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Hi, I'm back!
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Hi! We're having
so much fun, Jessie!
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Daddy! I had so much fun!
Can I come back tomorrow?
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Well, we'll have to see
what Jessie says.
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Although on a
completely unrelated note,
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there's an audition for the
Spielberg movie this Thursday.
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Then on a completely related note,
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Wendy's welcome any time!
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Bye, guys!
See you tomorrow!
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Oh, no.
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We have to do this again?
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Being the good child is awful.
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I've got to go apologize to Ravi.
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Free samples!
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But the toothpick
is $1.50.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Giving people a healthy choice
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at Ravi's Rockin' Roughage, LLC.
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Millet puff?
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Probiotic pop?
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It tastes better than it sounds!
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I believe people will
love my free samples,
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as they are both
nutritious and delicious.
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Hey, that rhymed!
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Okay. If you want a battle,
you'll get a battle.
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See? I can rhyme, too!
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Technically, saying the same
word twice is not a rhyme.
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Technically, fruit is not a hat.
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Hey, Zuri! You excited for
your play date with Wendy?
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Ugh, I totally was, but now I think
I'm coming down with something.
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I feel all hot, and my nose is runny...
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And, uh, my toes are shrinking.
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Your toes are shrinking?
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Yeah...
Is that not a thing?
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Thanks a lot,
ask-a-nurse website.
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Okay, I get it.
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You don't want to hang out with Wendy
because you think she's too boring.
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It's okay.
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I'm sure I can get an audition for
a Spielberg movie some other way.
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Really?
Sure.
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There's always a chance I'll
run into Steve on the street
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and get to do my
E.T. impression.
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Okay, I'll hang out with Wendy.
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You will?
Oh, thank you.
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Sure. Your E.T. impression
is horrible.
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You really think so?
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Be good.
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Yeah, now I hear it.
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Wow, Ravi, people
really love your food!
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I know! I may have
to use Mr. Daddy's
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shell company in the Caymans
to hide some of this skrilla!
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00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:41,357
I can't believe your brother's
cart stole all our customers.
252
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,340
Well, then who ordered
these green eggs and ham?
253
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,297
That's a plate you were
supposed to clear days ago.
254
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:48,433
I'm sorry, Boomer.
255
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,535
Hmm. Not as
sorry as I am.
256
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:54,472
Because business is so
bad, I have to let you go.
257
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,675
What? But I was
learning so much!
258
00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,545
I'd never even seen a
nickel before I came here!
259
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:04,415
I thought it was just some old-timey
word, like "tuppence" or "landline!"
260
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:09,854
I'm really gonna miss you, and the way you
tried to clean tomatoes in the dishwasher.
261
00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:12,557
But... Sorry, Emma, but your
brother's got me against the ropes,
262
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,459
sucker-punched me
in the wallet,
263
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,628
and now I'm going down for the count.
264
00:13:16,762 --> 00:13:18,642
Now I'm sad and confused.
265
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,369
So, the rules of
No-Lose Dodgeball are
266
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,572
you don't move, so I never lose.
267
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,609
Are you sure you don't
want to play checkers?
268
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,378
Nope!
269
00:13:33,913 --> 00:13:37,245
Ready... Aim... Fire!
270
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,423
Oh, no! That vase was
a priceless antique!
271
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,591
Zuri, what did you do?
272
00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,960
Um, it wasn't Zuri's fault.
273
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:50,528
Thanks, Wendy.
274
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:54,365
She was just trying to prove that she
could do a better cartwheel than me.
275
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,434
She didn't mean to fall into the vase.
276
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,468
Say what?
277
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,771
Don't feel bad, Zuri.
278
00:13:59,773 --> 00:14:01,973
Lots of kids can't cartwheel.
279
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:07,579
I took three years of Tumbling
Tot Gymnastics, woman!
280
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:09,113
I'll show you a cartwheel!
281
00:14:09,115 --> 00:14:10,648
No, no, no.
282
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:12,951
I'm so sorry, Wendy.
283
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,053
Can you just excuse us for a minute?
284
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:20,992
Zuri, you know how
important this is for me.
285
00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,561
For once, can't you just think
of someone besides yourself?
286
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:26,497
But Wendy is horrible!
She's a monster!
287
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,134
She is not.
288
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,216
And I'm really disappointed in you.
289
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:33,738
Now, be nice.
290
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:36,726
Now I have to go get
a whole lot of glue.
291
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:43,648
If you want your nanny to get that
audition, you'll keep your mouth shut.
292
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:46,751
You are very lucky I love Jessie.
293
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,454
Also, that I already broke
that vase months ago
294
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,956
and secretly replaced it with a fake.
295
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:53,858
Respect.
296
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:55,460
Thank you.
297
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,962
Now which finger
is your least favorite?
298
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:06,104
Okay, who's ready to play Matterhorn?
299
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,806
Not us! Not us!
Not us! Not us!
300
00:15:10,509 --> 00:15:12,577
Make sure to lean into that turn!
301
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,647
Guys, do you think this audition
would be more memorable
302
00:15:15,649 --> 00:15:18,082
if I did the whole thing
in a Grover voice?
303
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:21,686
Well, it's better than
your E.T. voice.
304
00:15:23,455 --> 00:15:25,123
Wendy? Why are
Zuri and Bertram
305
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,158
about to wet my new
pillow-top mattress?
306
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,694
Because they're crybabies.
307
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,496
Especially the big one.
308
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:34,699
Wendy, don't be rude!
309
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,034
You're such a nice little girl!
310
00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,101
No, she isn't!
311
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,169
She's a terror!
312
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:42,507
Not only does she blame
everything on Zuri,
313
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,642
she cut my suspenders.
314
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:48,212
Now when I try to run away,
my pants fall down!
315
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,581
It's true, I've seen it!
316
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,744
It's the only thing
scarier than Wendy!
317
00:15:56,088 --> 00:15:58,756
You just wait until your
father hears about this!
318
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:01,159
My daddy is a very busy guy.
319
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:05,530
All he cares about is finally finding
someone willing to take care of me.
320
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:07,465
And if you're not that person,
321
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:10,668
do you think you'll still
get that audition?
322
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,772
So you really think you can buy my
silence, just by threatening my career?
323
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,576
One... Two...
324
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,779
Can you at least angle
us away from the fireplace?
325
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,013
Nope.
326
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,754
Weird, right? Vegetables
can taste good!
327
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,557
I mean, I don't want to sound crazy,
328
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,594
but it almost makes me think I should
listen to my nanny about other things too.
329
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:40,898
Luke, cover for me.
330
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,969
And please do not use the
probiotic pops as walrus tusks.
331
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,036
Okay.
332
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,679
Emma, why have you gone
from glam to glum?
333
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,016
Because your stupid cart got me fired!
334
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,184
It did? Oh, dear.
335
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:04,756
That was never a part of our mission
statement at Ravi's Rockin' Roughage, LLC.
336
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,291
Just leave me alone.
337
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:12,130
I need to do that thing
that other girls do. What's it called?
338
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,566
"Be upset that things
didn't go my way."
339
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:19,937
On the bright side,
you hated working, right?
340
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:24,308
Actually, I was kind of proud to
earn my own money for a change.
341
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,577
But now it's all over, thanks to you.
342
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,312
Emma, I am truly sorry.
343
00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:33,184
So am I. Now, instead of working, I'll just
have to spend all my afternoons at the spa.
344
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:34,386
I hope you're happy!
345
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,557
Would it put things in
perspective if I told you I
346
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,125
spend my afternoons hiding
from the debate team?
347
00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,128
They do not punch, but their
comments are very hurtful.
348
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,201
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
349
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,971
I'm so scared.
350
00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:56,574
You guys should save yourselves.
351
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,056
It's my audition.
It's my fight.
352
00:17:58,143 --> 00:18:00,244
No, we're in this together.
353
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:04,148
If you have to play Starving Games,
we have to play Starving Games.
354
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:05,750
Right, Bertram?
355
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,318
I'm so hungry.
356
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:11,355
Duh. It's not called the "No
Thanks, I'm Stuffed" Games.
357
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,292
Wendy set up an entire
feast in the kitchen.
358
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,693
I think I can make it.
359
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,030
No! That's exactly
what she wants!
360
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,299
Anybody up for some brie?
361
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,734
It's extra runny.
362
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:25,369
Oh!
363
00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:27,338
Extra runny brie.
364
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,728
If I get hit,
365
00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:31,995
will you tell Ravi he was my favorite?
366
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,377
Well, not now.
367
00:18:44,823 --> 00:18:46,023
Gotcha!
368
00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:48,860
He's hit.
369
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,094
What do we do?
370
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,395
Save ourselves! Run!
371
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,668
No, no, no. Please, no!
We're unarmed!
372
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,937
That's how I like my victims!
373
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,279
Marty, I'm gonna
have to call you back.
374
00:19:09,414 --> 00:19:11,414
Nobody's guarding the brie!
375
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,687
Daddy, Zuri's throwing
water balloons at me!
376
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:17,855
That's terrible.
377
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,070
Zuri, you apologize to
Wendy right now!
378
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:21,659
But I didn't...
379
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,796
Oh, okay. Wendy,
I'm very, very...
380
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:27,398
Okay, that's it.
381
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,269
James, it's Wendy who should
be apologizing to Zuri.
382
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:34,138
Because frankly, your
daughter is a gigantic brat!
383
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:36,274
How dare you!
My daughter is an angel!
384
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,401
Your angel has a seven-foot
poisonous lizard afraid of her.
385
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,347
And she tried to bowl
with my doll's heads!
386
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:46,117
Using the bodies as bowling pins!
387
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,786
If I were you, I'd sleep
with one eye open!
388
00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:52,290
They're lying! I would
never hurt a dolly,
389
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,792
and I would never throw
water balloons at anyone!
390
00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:01,165
No one likes a tattletale.
391
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,135
Look, James,
392
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:07,572
you're famous for recognizing
great actresses, but you've
393
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:10,041
totally missed that the
best one is your daughter.
394
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,496
I think I know why she
might be acting out.
395
00:20:14,446 --> 00:20:17,486
Is it because I didn't get you
that bike you wanted, precious?
396
00:20:18,016 --> 00:20:19,250
Yes, Daddy.
397
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,787
No, Daddy!
I mean, sir.
398
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:26,891
Wendy doesn't need a bike,
she needs your attention!
399
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:30,161
Forgive me, but you seem a
little preoccupied with work.
400
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,330
Is it possible you spend more
time talking to your clients
401
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,464
than you do to your own daughter?
402
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:37,468
I can't keep watching Wendy,
it's not fair to Zuri.
403
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:42,440
And right now, your daughter needs
you more than I need an audition.
404
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,510
Wendy, we spend time
together, don't we?
405
00:20:46,512 --> 00:20:48,446
Well, yeah...
406
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,248
But you're always on the phone.
407
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,784
You never even noticed when I
tied that park ranger to the tree
408
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,507
or formed an army of
toddlers to do my bidding.
409
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,292
You did that? Yeah! That's why all the
410
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:03,327
3-year-olds at the
playground call me Khaleesi!
411
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,530
Wendy, I'm so sorry...
412
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:12,837
Marty? Yes, I know
it's an emergency.
413
00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,408
But it'll have to wait.
414
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,510
I'm going to spend the whole
day with my daughter.
415
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,878
Really?
416
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,446
Really.
417
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:24,015
Let's talk about this
some more over millet puffs.
418
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,536
I hear there's a great
new place at the park.
419
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,287
And, Jessie, thank you.
Hmm.
420
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,988
If you still want that
audition, it's yours.
421
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,857
It is?
Oh, thank you.
422
00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,960
I took a really big gamble with
that "gigantic brat" comment!
423
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,128
Easy.
424
00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,262
Sorry.
425
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:43,434
And, Zuri, I'm really sorry I
didn't believe you about Wendy.
426
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:48,572
It's okay. I wouldn't believe me either,
after I lied about all those report cards.
427
00:21:48,574 --> 00:21:50,294
Wait, what?
What?
428
00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:58,449
OMG, Boomer,
look at all your customers!
429
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:01,218
That weird brother of yours
agreed to shut down his food cart
430
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:05,122
if I used his healthy recipes. And ever
since then, it's been a kale storm!
431
00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:08,492
Well, congratulations.
432
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,428
I'll just be sitting over here
433
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,029
working on my resume.
434
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,298
By the way, how many Z's in "resume"?
435
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,435
Don't bother, kid.
You're rehired!
436
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:18,969
Really?
437
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:21,205
Absolutely! I need my
number one grill girl.
438
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:22,907
You got a lot to learn,
but you make me laugh.
439
00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,275
Sometimes on purpose.
440
00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:27,605
Wait just one second.
441
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,382
Guys,
442
00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,551
I can't believe you shut
down Ravi's Rockin' Roughage,
443
00:22:33,553 --> 00:22:35,953
LLC, just for me.
444
00:22:36,417 --> 00:22:37,089
Me neither.
445
00:22:37,090 --> 00:22:41,525
We were just one batch of flaxseed
chips away from a ski weekend!
446
00:22:41,648 --> 00:22:42,627
Ravi, thank you.
447
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:45,514
Do not mention it. I would
do anything for you.
448
00:22:45,515 --> 00:22:48,399
You are my sister.
449
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,869
Oh! Well, back to work.
450
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,874
She seems happy, does she not?
451
00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,342
Are you going to tell her we got shut down
452
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,311
because we didn't have a vendor permit? Shh.
453
00:23:00,313 --> 00:23:02,446
Do not ruin the moment.