1 00:00:20,058 --> 00:00:21,892 (whimpering) 2 00:00:32,444 --> 00:00:33,297 Heh. 3 00:00:33,318 --> 00:00:37,318 ♪ The Simpsons 25x13 ♪ The Man Who Grew Too Much Original Air Date on March 9, 2014 4 00:00:37,332 --> 00:00:40,432 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 5 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:44,105 NARRATOR: Neptune-- eighth planet from the sun. 6 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:48,324 A mystery now, we hope to have close-up photos from Voyager 2 7 00:00:48,352 --> 00:00:51,193 in 1989. 8 00:00:51,221 --> 00:00:54,041 We do have them! They're my home screen! 9 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,727 Miss Hoover, once again, the lesson plan I prepared 10 00:00:56,751 --> 00:00:58,760 would have covered this topic much better. 11 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,268 But I can see... 12 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:02,054 (rumbling) 13 00:01:02,452 --> 00:01:03,513 (whimpers) 14 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:04,932 Miss Hoover? 15 00:01:04,974 --> 00:01:07,661 It's Tuesday, Lisa. Taco Tuesday. 16 00:01:07,674 --> 00:01:09,421 (rumbling continues) (shudders) 17 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:10,567 Huh? 18 00:01:10,581 --> 00:01:12,321 Huh? (bell rings) 19 00:01:12,337 --> 00:01:16,030 ALL: Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday! 20 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:18,528 Taco Tuesday! 21 00:01:19,128 --> 00:01:22,554 (quietly chanting): Taco Tuesday, Taco Tuesday... 22 00:01:22,739 --> 00:01:23,666 (rumbling) 23 00:01:23,679 --> 00:01:27,818 Oh, no. I'm about to become another moppin' statistic. 24 00:01:31,161 --> 00:01:33,735 There's only room for one of us, Ethel. 25 00:01:34,484 --> 00:01:37,719 (music from Titanic playing) 26 00:01:42,745 --> 00:01:45,580 (kids laughing) (grunting, yelling) 27 00:01:46,484 --> 00:01:48,582 (grunting) 28 00:01:50,354 --> 00:01:51,454 (crunching) 29 00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:53,569 Bart, that's your sixth taco. 30 00:01:53,575 --> 00:01:58,124 You know, Whitman says, "If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred." 31 00:01:58,130 --> 00:02:00,111 (mouth full): Fascinating. 32 00:02:01,952 --> 00:02:03,778 Congratulations, boys. 33 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,511 You made it through another Taco Tuesday. 34 00:02:06,531 --> 00:02:08,809 Back in the bucket till next week. 35 00:02:08,822 --> 00:02:10,984 Won't those vegetables go bad? 36 00:02:11,008 --> 00:02:14,197 Nope. They're genetically modified to stay fresh. 37 00:02:14,229 --> 00:02:16,984 Just don't ask how old the Jell-O is. 38 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:18,398 LISA: Ew. 39 00:02:20,197 --> 00:02:24,930 Overreactor.org warns that over half of the vegetables sold in this country are 40 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:29,585 genetically modified organisms whose effect on humans is... 41 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,097 unknown. 42 00:02:32,297 --> 00:02:35,470 Whoa! Mom, you made me overswipe! 43 00:02:35,483 --> 00:02:39,144 Your parents' credit card has been charged $20. 44 00:02:39,169 --> 00:02:40,799 (laughs) 45 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:41,479 (gasps) 46 00:02:41,504 --> 00:02:42,831 I have to get to the church. 47 00:02:42,838 --> 00:02:46,042 Helen Lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer sign-up sheet. 48 00:02:46,063 --> 00:02:49,002 In five minutes, every good task will be taken. 49 00:02:49,021 --> 00:02:49,806 (tires screech) 50 00:02:49,831 --> 00:02:50,971 Dang it! 51 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:55,512 Jasper Beardley! You'll never make it! 52 00:02:55,613 --> 00:02:57,180 (low mumbling) 53 00:02:58,369 --> 00:03:00,010 (Marge murmuring, smacking lips) 54 00:03:00,037 --> 00:03:01,383 No! 55 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:03,526 (low mumbling) 56 00:03:03,546 --> 00:03:05,065 (frustrated grunt) 57 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:07,256 ♪ 58 00:03:07,282 --> 00:03:08,810 (revving engine) 59 00:03:08,823 --> 00:03:10,577 Ooh... (groans) 60 00:03:10,788 --> 00:03:12,789 (low mumbling) 61 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,453 (groans) 62 00:03:16,474 --> 00:03:18,241 (mumbling) 63 00:03:18,288 --> 00:03:19,387 Oh! 64 00:03:21,372 --> 00:03:22,938 JASPER: What the hell is this thing? 65 00:03:23,073 --> 00:03:24,606 (signal light clicking) 66 00:03:24,635 --> 00:03:26,035 Bake sale-- taken. 67 00:03:26,042 --> 00:03:27,802 Candle snuffing-- taken. 68 00:03:27,828 --> 00:03:30,664 Baby shusher, miscellaneous choir support. 69 00:03:30,681 --> 00:03:33,435 Everything's taken! All that's left is... 70 00:03:33,455 --> 00:03:34,968 Teen abstinence counseling. 71 00:03:34,987 --> 00:03:36,683 You get to pass out abstinence pledges 72 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:39,635 and make sure the kids sign their John Han-bleeps. 73 00:03:39,649 --> 00:03:40,802 (Marge grumbles) 74 00:03:40,842 --> 00:03:43,981 But, Ned, saying nay is your thing. 75 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,268 Not this month. (chuckles) 76 00:03:45,287 --> 00:03:47,259 Edna signed us up for a tango class. 77 00:03:47,271 --> 00:03:50,280 It was the only way I could avert... (sighs) wine-tasting. 78 00:03:50,301 --> 00:03:56,935 Look, I'm really not comfortable talking about S-E-X with K-I-D-S. 79 00:03:56,947 --> 00:03:58,495 Language. 80 00:03:58,508 --> 00:04:00,058 Oh, it's not that hard. Just tell them 81 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:03,717 that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen. 82 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,878 We took the pledge! 83 00:04:05,903 --> 00:04:08,290 We won't have sex until we're married! 84 00:04:08,309 --> 00:04:10,122 To each other! 85 00:04:10,447 --> 00:04:11,654 (both humming a tune) 86 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:14,508 Mm, their skipping lessons are really paying off. 87 00:04:14,972 --> 00:04:16,245 MARGE: Hello. Hello. 88 00:04:16,266 --> 00:04:17,625 (nervous laugh) 89 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:21,487 I'm-I'm Marge Simpson, and I'm here to talk about a... 90 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,052 a-a wonderful, beautiful thing. 91 00:04:24,075 --> 00:04:26,207 Speaking of beautiful things, 92 00:04:26,214 --> 00:04:27,460 tongue me, babe. 93 00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:29,557 (both grunting) 94 00:04:31,769 --> 00:04:33,069 (gasps) 95 00:04:36,073 --> 00:04:38,406 How many of you are here for the free cookies? 96 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,891 Because we've discontinued that. 97 00:04:39,924 --> 00:04:40,791 (angry chatter) 98 00:04:40,816 --> 00:04:41,956 - I'm out of here. - Forget you! 99 00:04:41,969 --> 00:04:45,777 One of our brightest and most meddlesome students called this meeting-- somehow-- 100 00:04:45,803 --> 00:04:48,183 to discuss an urgent menu matter. Lisa? 101 00:04:48,203 --> 00:04:51,547 Our school cafeteria is serving GMOs-- 102 00:04:51,569 --> 00:04:54,146 genetically modified organisms. 103 00:04:54,159 --> 00:04:57,112 - (people gasping) - Now, in order to thoroughly explore the issue, 104 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:59,813 I'd like to play the first video that came up in my Web browser 105 00:04:59,826 --> 00:05:03,499 when I typed in "GMO" plus "danger" plus "question mark." 106 00:05:03,521 --> 00:05:05,240 Hear, hear! 107 00:05:05,461 --> 00:05:07,996 ♪ 108 00:05:08,019 --> 00:05:10,986 MALE NARRATOR: If there's one thing scientists love, it's money. 109 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:12,539 Money, money, money. 110 00:05:12,557 --> 00:05:16,173 And that's been true of scientists ever since caveman times. 111 00:05:16,186 --> 00:05:18,934 We need look no further back than the ancient Mayans, 112 00:05:18,947 --> 00:05:21,034 who crossbred plants and animals 113 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:24,001 in an unholy experiment in what is now a resort 114 00:05:24,014 --> 00:05:26,948 that charges $30 a night to valet park. 115 00:05:26,970 --> 00:05:29,290 Once you're there, they've gotcha. 116 00:05:29,326 --> 00:05:30,517 (all gasp) 117 00:05:30,537 --> 00:05:34,257 The Mayans didn't listen... to themselves. 118 00:05:34,278 --> 00:05:38,396 Yet today, we toy with our fate by using retroviruses 119 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:41,636 to create these so-called "super foods." 120 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,461 Are we doomed to repeat an event 121 00:05:43,494 --> 00:05:45,827 - (snaps fingers) - that destroyed all human life? 122 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,494 The answer is in your mouth! 123 00:05:48,513 --> 00:05:52,139 (narrator laughing maniacally) 124 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:55,774 Um, that video seemed a little unscientific. 125 00:05:56,365 --> 00:06:00,134 My name is Jenny McCarthy, and I endorse this tirade. 126 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,411 Oh, my God, it's worse than I thought. 127 00:06:02,424 --> 00:06:05,397 Everybody wait here while I do some actual research. 128 00:06:05,422 --> 00:06:07,602 Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone. 129 00:06:07,614 --> 00:06:09,875 Well, hurry, we have no minds of our own. 130 00:06:09,899 --> 00:06:12,000 ♪ 131 00:06:12,176 --> 00:06:17,321 I say we do not categorically ban genetically modified organisms. 132 00:06:17,368 --> 00:06:18,548 ALL (gasping): What?! 133 00:06:18,561 --> 00:06:22,054 Well, GMOs are resistant to pests, disease and drought. 134 00:06:22,067 --> 00:06:26,387 It's just possible that GMOs can actually end world hunger. 135 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:30,416 I say, let's get these GMOs inside our children pronto! 136 00:06:30,429 --> 00:06:31,463 Way ahead of you! 137 00:06:31,481 --> 00:06:33,749 (people whooping, shouting) 138 00:06:37,141 --> 00:06:38,941 I'm eating the food of the future. 139 00:06:38,954 --> 00:06:42,043 (robotically): Beep, boop. What is love? 140 00:06:42,078 --> 00:06:43,591 Boop, beep, boop. 141 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:47,361 Lisa, I'd like to thank you for mollifying these land apes. 142 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:51,208 We'd like you and your family to visit us at the Monsarno research campus. 143 00:06:51,231 --> 00:06:55,760 Ooh, campus! Do you have a statue of the founder I can stick a funny hat on? 144 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,923 Go, go, go! 145 00:06:59,673 --> 00:07:02,233 (giggling) 146 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:06,701 WOMAN: Simpsons, we're trying to change the world one molecule at a time. 147 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,694 Sounds like that would take a while. 148 00:07:08,716 --> 00:07:10,256 Ooh, you're right. 149 00:07:10,277 --> 00:07:12,890 Everyone, three molecules at a time. 150 00:07:12,897 --> 00:07:15,161 (others grumbling) Oh, you got to be kidding me! 151 00:07:15,189 --> 00:07:17,035 (exasperated sigh) I'll be home late, honey. 152 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:19,290 Yeah. Three molecules now. 153 00:07:19,319 --> 00:07:20,652 Well, it's nice to see for once 154 00:07:20,672 --> 00:07:23,877 a corporation that does good work and cares about people. 155 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:29,134 Yes, Lisa, we finally put to bed the silly notion that our company is in any way evil. 156 00:07:29,155 --> 00:07:31,687 Now, say hello to our chief scientist. 157 00:07:31,725 --> 00:07:32,859 (door creaks) 158 00:07:32,884 --> 00:07:34,025 (all scream) 159 00:07:34,048 --> 00:07:35,849 SIMPSONS: Sideshow Bob! 160 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:37,537 Dr. Sideshow Bob. 161 00:07:37,549 --> 00:07:39,299 Real doctor or PhD? 162 00:07:39,319 --> 00:07:40,378 PhD. 163 00:07:43,592 --> 00:07:47,682 All right, I'll leave you and Bob in this locked room to get reacquainted. 164 00:07:47,697 --> 00:07:48,977 (bolt clacks) 165 00:07:49,023 --> 00:07:52,596 Simpsons, there's no need for alarm. 166 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:57,299 That's not for you to suck! 167 00:07:57,759 --> 00:07:59,552 Now... where was I? 168 00:07:59,581 --> 00:08:01,355 Right. Uh, no need to worry. 169 00:08:01,374 --> 00:08:05,648 I'm still technically shawshanking it at Springfield Penitentiary. 170 00:08:05,661 --> 00:08:09,095 This is getting boring. Either murder us or tell us how you got here. 171 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:09,983 Very well. 172 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,652 The inanity of the vanity license plate puns 173 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,817 was slowly driving me mad. 174 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:20,059 So when Monsarno Labs asked for experimental subjects, 175 00:08:20,088 --> 00:08:22,318 I... gladly volunteered. 176 00:08:32,254 --> 00:08:33,704 My job was to make sure the experiments 177 00:08:33,717 --> 00:08:36,529 wouldn't be too painful for the test monkeys. 178 00:08:36,542 --> 00:08:38,279 (zapping) (screaming) 179 00:08:40,475 --> 00:08:42,041 (flame whooshes) 180 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,261 I don't know what we're doing here. 181 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,011 Uh, we'll pick it up after lunch. 182 00:08:46,375 --> 00:08:48,376 (quiet chattering) 183 00:08:49,811 --> 00:08:52,346 (zapping) (Sideshow Bob screaming) 184 00:08:54,977 --> 00:08:58,057 I wrote up my results and went from subject... 185 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,913 to scientist. 186 00:09:01,481 --> 00:09:03,283 BART (laughs): Look at me! 187 00:09:03,303 --> 00:09:05,036 I'm Sideshow Bob! 188 00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:06,681 (shrieks) Sideshow Bob! 189 00:09:06,709 --> 00:09:08,669 Foolish boy! That's phosphoric acid! 190 00:09:09,771 --> 00:09:13,253 A mere sip would have dissolved a hole in your stomach the size of a silver dollar. 191 00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:14,873 Yakety, yakety, yak. 192 00:09:14,889 --> 00:09:18,452 "The spotted hawk accuses me, he complains of my gab." 193 00:09:18,474 --> 00:09:22,367 "I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable." 194 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:24,967 Walt Whitman. Leaves of Grass. 195 00:09:24,986 --> 00:09:27,425 Very good. Lisa, you always were 196 00:09:27,431 --> 00:09:32,753 the one rose petal floating atop the cesspool that is the Simpsons. 197 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:34,348 - HOMER: Well! - BART: That's mean. 198 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:36,176 (clack, creaking) (giggles): Oh... 199 00:09:36,252 --> 00:09:39,754 If you're done, our chief scientist has to get back to work. 200 00:09:39,775 --> 00:09:42,628 Our corn on the cob has become self-aware. 201 00:09:42,641 --> 00:09:45,174 Wait! Wait! Won't you visit me again? 202 00:09:45,194 --> 00:09:47,837 Let me show you I really am trying to make a better world. 203 00:09:47,856 --> 00:09:50,029 Lisa, we can talk Walt Whitman. 204 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:51,934 And, Homer, I think you'd enjoy the company 205 00:09:51,947 --> 00:09:54,334 of the campus' lazy, overfed squirrels. 206 00:09:54,363 --> 00:09:57,257 "Overfed"? I don't know this word. 207 00:09:58,914 --> 00:10:00,381 ♪ 208 00:10:02,537 --> 00:10:03,591 (crickets chirping) 209 00:10:03,626 --> 00:10:05,126 (Marge chomping, grunting) 210 00:10:06,174 --> 00:10:10,208 Visit me, Lisa. We can discuss poetry, fine art, and... 211 00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:12,455 and if we must, jazz. 212 00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:15,114 Mom, can I visit Sideshow Bob? 213 00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:18,350 Why would you want to do that? He's tried to kill us! 214 00:10:18,365 --> 00:10:20,312 You. He tried to kill you. 215 00:10:20,332 --> 00:10:24,691 And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad. 216 00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:28,483 Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little, mm... 217 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:29,559 pretentious? 218 00:10:29,578 --> 00:10:32,160 Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right? 219 00:10:32,180 --> 00:10:34,233 - Shut up! - You shut up! 220 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:37,184 This is the pinnacle of conversation around here! 221 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,346 Fine, I'll take you. 222 00:10:38,359 --> 00:10:42,050 They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on. 223 00:10:42,083 --> 00:10:44,941 (whispers): Uh, that was a sexual harassment seminar. 224 00:10:44,957 --> 00:10:47,071 It doesn't matter-- I'm taking it pass-fail. 225 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:53,178 Blowing off steam in the crafts room, Marge? 226 00:10:53,184 --> 00:10:56,311 No! I'm not giving up on reaching those kids, 227 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,509 and I might just have a secret weapon. 228 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,422 Mm-hmm. Is it finger puppets? 229 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,687 MARGE: Maybe! 230 00:11:01,984 --> 00:11:04,765 Well, we haven't had finger puppets in this church 231 00:11:04,778 --> 00:11:07,096 since Reverend Brogan was arrested. 232 00:11:07,109 --> 00:11:10,166 But I suppose enough time has passed. 233 00:11:10,198 --> 00:11:15,445 And that's why Nancy No is the most popular girl in Promiseville High. 234 00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:19,184 Mm. I prefer the modern thinking of Yolanda Yes. 235 00:11:19,204 --> 00:11:22,683 And I think I'd have a shot with Mabel Maybe. 236 00:11:22,704 --> 00:11:24,777 (laughter) 237 00:11:24,796 --> 00:11:28,196 I'm so tired of those kids sniggering. 238 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:31,197 MARGE: Uh-oh. It's Horndog Hank. 239 00:11:31,219 --> 00:11:33,746 Well, Nancy knows how to keep him away. 240 00:11:33,775 --> 00:11:35,608 (material creaking) 241 00:11:35,624 --> 00:11:37,476 Darn it, they're stuck. 242 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:41,369 (Marge groans) 243 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:42,742 (Marge sighs) 244 00:11:44,777 --> 00:11:49,083 Um, can I take one of those girl puppets home? 245 00:11:49,096 --> 00:11:50,510 I won't do nothin' to it. 246 00:11:50,532 --> 00:11:51,832 MARGE: Oh! 247 00:11:53,093 --> 00:11:54,853 ♪ You say modified tomato 248 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,520 ♪ I say modified tomahto 249 00:11:56,539 --> 00:12:00,030 ♪ I say engineered potato, you say engineered potahto ♪ 250 00:12:00,054 --> 00:12:01,701 - ♪ Potato! - ♪ Potahto! 251 00:12:01,723 --> 00:12:03,430 - ♪ Tomato! - ♪ Tomahto! 252 00:12:03,449 --> 00:12:06,108 BOTH: ♪ Let's splice some DNA! 253 00:12:10,459 --> 00:12:11,592 (laughs) 254 00:12:11,626 --> 00:12:12,799 (chuckles) 255 00:12:12,812 --> 00:12:16,623 That is my first non-evil laugh in years. 256 00:12:16,645 --> 00:12:19,718 Bob, there's one thing I got to know. 257 00:12:19,734 --> 00:12:21,507 Are you plotting revenge? 258 00:12:21,520 --> 00:12:24,507 I don't plot revenge anymore. 259 00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:26,672 It's like love. If it happens, it happens. 260 00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,868 Now, how about those s'mores? 261 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,666 (creak, whoosh) 262 00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:35,274 Dad! You already ate all the chocolate bars. 263 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:38,153 That's why I got to get the marshmallows down fast. 264 00:12:38,193 --> 00:12:39,326 (crickets chirping) 265 00:12:39,381 --> 00:12:42,821 I like how they cut them down from 140 characters 266 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,394 to a more manageable 20 characters. 267 00:12:45,419 --> 00:12:48,123 Oh, another seminar tomorrow. 268 00:12:48,130 --> 00:12:51,074 I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, 269 00:12:51,098 --> 00:12:53,282 since it seems like we'll never have any. 270 00:12:53,288 --> 00:12:54,795 (chuckling): Oh, Marge, 271 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,239 teens can't control their urges. 272 00:12:57,258 --> 00:13:00,511 It's why there's never been a teenage president. 273 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,042 Are you saying I'm wasting my time? 274 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:06,058 No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. 275 00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:08,574 But it's a church thing, so that's a given. 276 00:13:08,594 --> 00:13:12,355 Oh. Well, then maybe I need to give those kids a better example. 277 00:13:12,373 --> 00:13:13,511 Good night! 278 00:13:14,535 --> 00:13:16,528 MARGE: Shut your eyes. They're too bright. 279 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:17,788 HOMER: Sorry. 280 00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:19,379 (birds singing) 281 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:23,080 Kids, today, we have a very special guest-- 282 00:13:23,111 --> 00:13:24,743 my husband. 283 00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:28,046 I brought Homer here to show that we can, 284 00:13:28,059 --> 00:13:31,680 and have, abstained for two whole days. 285 00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,892 Two days? That's all? 286 00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:39,297 That means, three days ago, the two of you made the blob with two backs! 287 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,453 Listen, you punks, 288 00:13:40,466 --> 00:13:43,391 if you can't handle the image of our naked bodies 289 00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:46,261 in the tender act of a-oo-ga, 290 00:13:46,294 --> 00:13:49,787 you should never have come to the basement of this holy place. 291 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:52,081 Ugh! He's touching her! 292 00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:54,300 They're practically doin' it here! 293 00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:55,120 Ugh! 294 00:13:55,628 --> 00:13:56,869 (sexy purring) 295 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:59,798 (both moaning) 296 00:13:59,828 --> 00:14:01,241 I'll sign the pledge! 297 00:14:01,254 --> 00:14:04,171 Just get your fat heaving buttocks out of my head! 298 00:14:04,199 --> 00:14:05,466 Never! 299 00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:07,942 (tires squeak) 300 00:14:08,862 --> 00:14:13,871 All right, Bob, you've created 5,000 patents, so... one hour of freedom. 301 00:14:13,877 --> 00:14:18,638 But remember, your every move will be watched by these unarmed docents. 302 00:14:18,653 --> 00:14:21,610 That block's gonna need its own ticket. 303 00:14:21,616 --> 00:14:23,403 I have a family membership. 304 00:14:23,419 --> 00:14:26,271 Well, if that's your kid, kiss it. 305 00:14:26,297 --> 00:14:27,624 (groans) 306 00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:28,856 Mmm. 307 00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:31,058 (makes loud kissing sound) 308 00:14:31,085 --> 00:14:31,859 (wheels squeaking) 309 00:14:31,884 --> 00:14:33,937 What next? Proto-Cubists? 310 00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:35,661 (with French accent): The Pointillists? 311 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:38,871 Or the alleged art of Itchy and Scratchy? 312 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,468 Ooh, ooh, I like the Impressionists. 313 00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,896 The boy bands of the art world. 314 00:14:43,909 --> 00:14:48,336 But for you, Lisa, I shall face the Renoir with sangfroid. 315 00:14:48,724 --> 00:14:52,109 Warmer. Calder. Warmer. Warmer. Calder. 316 00:14:52,129 --> 00:14:53,282 Calder. Calder! 317 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:56,384 That's using your $300,000 M.F.A. 318 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,586 To the Calder mobile! 319 00:15:05,899 --> 00:15:06,653 Ugh! 320 00:15:06,675 --> 00:15:09,630 Bob, you saved me! 321 00:15:09,649 --> 00:15:11,383 But how did you get the strength? 322 00:15:11,393 --> 00:15:13,642 Calder's work in this period was marked by heavy use 323 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:16,331 of sheet metal painted to look deceptively airy. 324 00:15:16,351 --> 00:15:17,197 Well put. 325 00:15:17,218 --> 00:15:18,585 Thank you. (laughs) 326 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,846 Answer the question. 327 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:22,636 Well... there is something I should have told you. 328 00:15:22,651 --> 00:15:27,186 You see, it occurred to me that if I can genetically modify fruits and vegetables, 329 00:15:27,215 --> 00:15:29,817 why can't I modify... me?! 330 00:15:29,877 --> 00:15:32,437 You've been changing your DNA?! 331 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:36,537 Well, at first, just a peptide here and there. 332 00:15:36,564 --> 00:15:39,876 Carrot for my presbyopia, Brahma bull for strength, 333 00:15:39,882 --> 00:15:42,896 and a touch of corn for highlights on my hair. 334 00:15:42,917 --> 00:15:45,400 So... how strong are you? 335 00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:49,910 (wind whipping) 336 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:52,530 Figurines. 337 00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:55,077 Get your porcelain figurines. 338 00:15:56,224 --> 00:15:58,552 Now, how about those Impressionists? 339 00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,583 I... but we sang Gershwin together! 340 00:16:05,596 --> 00:16:08,703 Well, rhapsody in boo-hoo. 341 00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:10,818 Do you know why we came to the museum today? 342 00:16:10,855 --> 00:16:14,552 Well, I thought it was because it was Tote Bag Day. 343 00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:18,752 Well, that was part of it, but the biggest part was that! 344 00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:22,182 Washington's backbone, Einstein's eyebrows. 345 00:16:22,199 --> 00:16:25,779 Florence Nightingale's tenacity, though I'll have to clip around her moral fiber. 346 00:16:25,798 --> 00:16:26,612 (gasps) 347 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:31,218 You're going to take DNA from these historical figures and add it to your own! 348 00:16:31,248 --> 00:16:33,875 I shall be the wisest and strongest maniac 349 00:16:33,888 --> 00:16:37,271 ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world! 350 00:16:38,949 --> 00:16:40,374 BART: Jig's up, Bob! 351 00:16:40,671 --> 00:16:43,239 Return the spear to the Homo erectus. 352 00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:45,503 (laughing): Homo erectus? 353 00:16:45,523 --> 00:16:47,787 Where has that word been all my life? 354 00:16:47,811 --> 00:16:50,158 Now, Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you. 355 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:53,547 - You did that for me? - More for Mom, but yes. 356 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:57,475 But beware, I have DNA in me from Ophiocordyceps unilateralis, 357 00:16:57,501 --> 00:17:02,623 better known as... zombie ant fungus! 358 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,888 And we're scared of that because...? 359 00:17:06,911 --> 00:17:09,112 What I am saying is, I could be tipped 360 00:17:09,146 --> 00:17:11,339 into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation. 361 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,542 Could you take a picture of me with my family? 362 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:15,058 Mm-hmm. 363 00:17:15,592 --> 00:17:17,987 Oh, would you take another for safety? 364 00:17:18,355 --> 00:17:20,568 Oh, I think my eyes were shut in that one. 365 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,292 (groaning) 366 00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:24,433 Now, can you take one with my husband's camera? 367 00:17:24,455 --> 00:17:26,715 They're all ugly because you're in them! 368 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,032 - Oh. - (children cry) 369 00:17:29,365 --> 00:17:32,576 Taste Praxiteles of Athens! 370 00:17:32,603 --> 00:17:33,903 (yelling) 371 00:17:34,298 --> 00:17:35,291 (moos) 372 00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,400 (panting) 373 00:17:41,398 --> 00:17:42,424 (phone rings) 374 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:44,787 Uh, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met. 375 00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,282 We got bigger problems, Lou. 376 00:17:46,317 --> 00:17:49,151 Horny teens who should be out having bad sex, 377 00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:54,366 but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge, by the looks of it. 378 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:59,221 I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East, 379 00:17:59,241 --> 00:18:02,221 and you don't see those people getting all violent. 380 00:18:02,257 --> 00:18:04,383 (panting) 381 00:18:04,468 --> 00:18:05,668 (panting) 382 00:18:05,695 --> 00:18:07,275 You can't escape me! 383 00:18:07,282 --> 00:18:12,678 I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale! 384 00:18:12,703 --> 00:18:15,037 (making whale sounds) 385 00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:21,423 (loud panting) 386 00:18:21,485 --> 00:18:23,886 (gasping) 387 00:18:28,037 --> 00:18:32,964 Uh, Bob, you can't kill us without a little singing, right? 388 00:18:32,970 --> 00:18:33,930 A little singing? 389 00:18:33,956 --> 00:18:38,112 If there's one thing he did not have to genetically enhance, it's his voice. 390 00:18:38,814 --> 00:18:42,741 ♪ Non piu andrai, farfallone amoroso... ♪ 391 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,240 (tires screeching) 392 00:18:44,382 --> 00:18:48,062 How dare you torture my children with Mozart! 393 00:18:48,075 --> 00:18:50,022 Ah, you know Mozart? 394 00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:52,347 I call all music Mozart! 395 00:18:52,370 --> 00:18:57,020 We're here to stop you with the help of the teenage abstinence class! 396 00:18:57,040 --> 00:19:00,321 If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge 397 00:19:00,328 --> 00:19:03,322 and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant. 398 00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:05,574 I think I might be pregnant already. 399 00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,096 Well, that's one of 'em. 400 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:10,413 (all grunting and yelling) 401 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:13,976 (groaning) 402 00:19:15,111 --> 00:19:17,311 Python jaw... unhinge! 403 00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:18,131 Aah! 404 00:19:18,161 --> 00:19:20,558 I don't want to die in some old dude's mouth! 405 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,570 (sobbing) 406 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,290 Bob, would you look at yourself?! 407 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:26,117 (mumbles) 408 00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:28,698 To quote Whitman, "This is what you shall do: 409 00:19:28,718 --> 00:19:30,712 "Love the earth and sun and animals, 410 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:34,072 despise riches, stand up for the stupid and crazy..." 411 00:19:34,104 --> 00:19:36,090 (mumbles) 412 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,817 Who am I kidding? 413 00:19:37,830 --> 00:19:40,203 My only exit... is a final one. 414 00:19:40,230 --> 00:19:43,193 - What?! No! - Farewell, Simpsons. 415 00:19:43,220 --> 00:19:45,353 And, Lisa, when you're older, 416 00:19:45,375 --> 00:19:48,507 write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them. 417 00:19:48,525 --> 00:19:49,970 How veiled? 418 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,618 Thinly! 419 00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:56,474 (wind whipping, grunting) 420 00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,508 (chicken clucking sound) 421 00:20:01,871 --> 00:20:02,998 Now, don't worry. 422 00:20:03,020 --> 00:20:06,814 Your friend will always be part of our drinking water. 423 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:08,857 (water gurgling) 424 00:20:15,064 --> 00:20:18,138 Oh, right, I gave myself gills. 425 00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:20,022 (water gurgling) 426 00:20:22,572 --> 00:20:23,868 (groaning) 427 00:20:27,485 --> 00:20:29,486 (tango music playing) 428 00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:35,255 I told you, the only dancing I like is square. 429 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,970 Hey, I let you pay for those boys' skipping lessons. 430 00:20:38,997 --> 00:20:40,126 Okay. 431 00:20:40,180 --> 00:20:42,347 ♪ 432 00:20:50,677 --> 00:20:53,722 Ooh! Ned! Ha! 433 00:20:56,783 --> 00:20:59,121 Sure do miss that laugh. 434 00:20:59,145 --> 00:21:02,349 Ha, ha! I miss her, too. 435 00:21:02,755 --> 00:21:07,755 Captioning sponsored by 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 436 00:21:49,209 --> 00:21:50,411 Shh!