1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:09,500 --> 00:00:11,101 I can't believe the showers are broken 3 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:14,004 the day coach Pollard makes us run five miles. 4 00:00:14,022 --> 00:00:17,107 I can't believe you always wear so much makeup to gym class. 5 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,176 Some of us care how we look, Ally. 6 00:00:20,879 --> 00:00:22,179 Guess what I'm ing this weekend? 7 00:00:22,197 --> 00:00:24,064 A homework assignment for physics class. 8 00:00:24,115 --> 00:00:25,866 I'm so excited. 9 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:27,868 I'm sorry, have we met? 10 00:00:27,902 --> 00:00:29,153 Ally, that's Austin. 11 00:00:30,188 --> 00:00:31,989 I get to make paper airplanes. 12 00:00:32,023 --> 00:00:33,073 How fun is that? 13 00:00:33,124 --> 00:00:37,194 More importantly, you get to learn about the science of aerodynamics. 14 00:00:37,212 --> 00:00:38,862 Huh. 15 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,215 Suddenly, it doesn't sound fun anymore. 16 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,201 Well, I'm gonna be busy this weekend too. 17 00:00:44,219 --> 00:00:47,888 Yeah, because your skater boyfriend's coming into town. 18 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,057 - Ooh. - Skater. 19 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,208 Guys, stop. 20 00:00:51,226 --> 00:00:52,876 Jace is not my boyfriend. 21 00:00:52,894 --> 00:00:55,879 He's just some guy that we all met on tour. 22 00:00:55,897 --> 00:00:58,932 Who's coming all the way from Albuquerque to see you. 23 00:00:58,983 --> 00:01:00,067 - Ooh. - Boyfriend. 24 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,902 Albuquerque. 25 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,905 Guys, seriously. It's not big deal. 26 00:01:04,939 --> 00:01:09,224 If it's no big deal, why do you have his signed cast in your locker? 27 00:01:09,327 --> 00:01:12,830 Because he broke his wrist doing a trick he named after me. 28 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:14,832 The 360 Trish-flip. 29 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,917 It's difficult and will break you if you mess up. 30 00:01:16,951 --> 00:01:17,918 Like me. 31 00:01:17,952 --> 00:01:22,122 Hey, if you need dating help, you should talk to Dr. Cupid. 32 00:01:22,173 --> 00:01:24,908 Oh, the advice guy on the Marino high website? 33 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:29,847 If Dr. Cupid was any good, people would know who he was. 34 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,965 I don't trust anyone who has to hide their face. 35 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,936 Aah! 36 00:01:35,970 --> 00:01:37,087 Jace wants to video chat. 37 00:01:37,105 --> 00:01:39,056 I have to hide my face. Cover for me! 38 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:42,309 Hey, Jace. 39 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:44,194 Oh, hey, Dez. 40 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:45,979 Uh, where's Trish? 41 00:01:46,030 --> 00:01:47,264 Oh. Trish can't talk right now 42 00:01:47,282 --> 00:01:49,316 because she's looking all nasty and sweaty. 43 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:51,285 Be thankful you can't smell her 44 00:01:51,319 --> 00:01:53,954 - because it is... - Whoa-ho-ho! 45 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,907 Are you trying to make Jace not like me? 46 00:01:56,941 --> 00:01:59,243 I thought you said he wasn't a big deal. 47 00:02:00,995 --> 00:02:03,881 Well... Maybe he is. 48 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,082 I knew it! 49 00:02:05,116 --> 00:02:08,135 You do like him. You're blushing. 50 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:09,920 Nope, that's just your sweaty makeup. 51 00:02:09,954 --> 00:02:11,138 Okay. 52 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:12,222 I like Jace. 53 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:14,224 I really really like him. 54 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,810 I just don't want him to know yet. 55 00:02:16,844 --> 00:02:17,844 I heard that. 56 00:02:23,184 --> 00:02:25,269 ♪ When the crowd wants more ♪ 57 00:02:25,303 --> 00:02:26,987 ♪ I bring on the thunder 58 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:28,305 ♪ 'cause you've got my back 59 00:02:28,323 --> 00:02:30,023 ♪ and I'm not going under 60 00:02:30,074 --> 00:02:31,308 ♪ you're my point, you're my guard ♪ 61 00:02:31,326 --> 00:02:33,076 ♪ you're the perfect chord ♪ 62 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,113 ♪ and I see our names together on every billboard ♪ 63 00:02:36,147 --> 00:02:39,166 ♪ we're headed for the top, we've got it on lock ♪ 64 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,951 ♪ we'll make 'em say "hey!" ♪ 65 00:02:40,985 --> 00:02:43,120 ♪ and we'll keep rockin' 66 00:02:43,154 --> 00:02:47,257 ♪ oh, there's no way I could make it without ya ♪ 67 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:50,294 ♪ do it without ya, be here without ya ♪ 68 00:02:50,328 --> 00:02:53,847 ♪ it's no fun when you're doing it solo ♪ 69 00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:56,850 ♪ with you it's like, "whoa," yeah, and I know ♪ 70 00:02:56,884 --> 00:02:59,853 ♪ I own this dream 71 00:02:59,887 --> 00:03:02,856 ♪ 'cause I got you with me 72 00:03:02,890 --> 00:03:05,943 ♪ there's no way I could make it without ya ♪ 73 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:09,062 ♪ do it without ya, be here without ya. ♪ 74 00:03:15,119 --> 00:03:19,971 Lady and gentleman, the historic first flight of Austin airlines. 75 00:03:22,877 --> 00:03:26,079 Austin, aerodynamics is very complex. 76 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:28,131 They gave you a physics book for a reason. 77 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,166 You should use it. 78 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:32,052 Great idea. 79 00:03:32,086 --> 00:03:34,054 This page looks helpful. 80 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,257 No, that's not what I... 81 00:03:38,309 --> 00:03:39,259 never mind. 82 00:03:41,879 --> 00:03:42,980 Jace's plane is about to land. 83 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,881 I'm so nervous. 84 00:03:44,899 --> 00:03:46,183 Why? Did Austin build it? 85 00:03:49,153 --> 00:03:52,072 No, I'm nervous because we're going out to dinner. 86 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,024 I really want him to like me. 87 00:03:54,058 --> 00:03:56,994 Then why don't you ask that Dr. Cupid guy for help? 88 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,329 Only desperate losers go to Dr. stupid. 89 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:03,033 Uh, it's Dr. Cupid, and he's brilliant. 90 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,785 If you don't want to go to him, 91 00:04:04,836 --> 00:04:06,119 why don't you ask me for advice? 92 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:07,954 After all, they do call me... 93 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:10,123 The love whisperer. 94 00:04:10,174 --> 00:04:11,958 No one calls you that. 95 00:04:13,177 --> 00:04:14,928 Nothing personal, Dez, 96 00:04:14,962 --> 00:04:17,047 but I wouldn't go to you for relationship advice 97 00:04:17,081 --> 00:04:18,849 if you were the last person on earth. 98 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:20,801 Ah, but if I was the last person on earth, 99 00:04:20,852 --> 00:04:23,970 you wouldn't need advice because you wouldn't be there. 100 00:04:24,022 --> 00:04:26,139 Unless you were the last person on earth. 101 00:04:26,190 --> 00:04:29,059 In which case, I wouldn't be there. 102 00:04:29,093 --> 00:04:30,977 And that kind of crazy logic 103 00:04:31,029 --> 00:04:32,946 is exactly why I would never come to you. 104 00:04:32,980 --> 00:04:34,931 Hmm. Your loss, lady. 105 00:04:36,868 --> 00:04:38,118 What am I gonna do about this date? 106 00:04:38,152 --> 00:04:41,121 Look, you don't need Dez or Dr. Cupid. 107 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,873 I'll give you advice. 108 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:44,207 You know how you always say what's on your mind? 109 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,959 Oh boy, here we go. 110 00:04:45,993 --> 00:04:47,044 Yeah. 111 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,829 Maybe you should be a little more... 112 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:50,047 Not like that. 113 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:53,917 Also, I know when you get you get defensive and call people names. 114 00:04:53,951 --> 00:04:55,919 I don't get defensive, you doof. 115 00:04:55,953 --> 00:04:57,971 Yeah, like that. Don't do that. 116 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,306 And wear something extra special. 117 00:04:59,340 --> 00:05:01,842 And laugh at everything he says. 118 00:05:01,893 --> 00:05:05,846 So what I'm hearing from both of you is don't be myself? 119 00:05:05,897 --> 00:05:09,266 It doesn't sound great when you say it like that, but yes. 120 00:05:19,994 --> 00:05:21,828 Trish. 121 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,029 It's so awesome to see you. 122 00:05:23,081 --> 00:05:25,282 Jace. Muah. Muah. 123 00:05:25,316 --> 00:05:27,117 It is truly a pleasure. 124 00:05:27,151 --> 00:05:30,153 Uh... Thanks? 125 00:05:30,171 --> 00:05:31,838 I hope I didn't keep you waiting. 126 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,039 No worries. 127 00:05:33,091 --> 00:05:34,157 I played drums with the bread sticks, 128 00:05:34,175 --> 00:05:35,992 and I built a house out of the bread sticks, 129 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,878 and I ate the bread sticks. 130 00:05:37,929 --> 00:05:39,096 Yeah. 131 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,830 There's a lot of things you can do with bread sticks. 132 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:44,267 That is so interesting. 133 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:48,004 I am just so interested in everything you say. 134 00:05:48,022 --> 00:05:50,006 Yeah. Thanks again. 135 00:05:54,195 --> 00:05:57,948 There's that sense of humor I admire so much. 136 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,066 It wasn't a joke. 137 00:06:00,118 --> 00:06:02,235 Hi, I'm Carrie. 138 00:06:02,286 --> 00:06:04,121 This is my first night. 139 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,873 I'm so excited. I can't wait to serve you. 140 00:06:07,992 --> 00:06:10,127 Oh. Wait a sec. 141 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,795 Hi, mom. 142 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,046 No, I'm not busy. 143 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:16,049 No way! You got new curtains? 144 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:17,083 Excuse me? 145 00:06:17,135 --> 00:06:18,201 Can you bring us some water? 146 00:06:18,219 --> 00:06:20,220 Of course not, silly. 147 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,254 I'm on the phone. 148 00:06:21,305 --> 00:06:22,973 Sorry, mom. 149 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,891 Some customer's on a date. 150 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,226 I don't think it's going well. 151 00:06:28,312 --> 00:06:30,147 Good luck. 152 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,215 Can you believe that space cadet? 153 00:06:32,233 --> 00:06:33,934 Now now, Jace. 154 00:06:33,985 --> 00:06:35,068 No name calling. 155 00:06:35,102 --> 00:06:37,187 Let's not be rude. 156 00:06:37,221 --> 00:06:38,989 No name calling? 157 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,991 You can't go five minutes without calling someone 158 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:41,992 a doof. 159 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,946 You seem really different. 160 00:06:45,997 --> 00:06:47,080 Is everything okay? 161 00:06:47,114 --> 00:06:50,233 Just being my positive, not-mean self. 162 00:06:50,251 --> 00:06:52,118 Are you positive you're positive? 163 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:54,204 'Cause the Trish I know is pretty negative. 164 00:06:57,074 --> 00:06:58,041 Oh, Jace. 165 00:06:58,075 --> 00:07:00,126 There's that sense of humor again. 166 00:07:10,054 --> 00:07:11,021 It's like the harder I tried, 167 00:07:11,055 --> 00:07:12,255 the worse the date got. 168 00:07:12,273 --> 00:07:13,857 I don't understand. 169 00:07:13,891 --> 00:07:15,091 You and Jace got along so well 170 00:07:15,109 --> 00:07:16,109 back in Albuquerque. 171 00:07:16,143 --> 00:07:18,778 Well, now that he's actually here 172 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:20,113 something feels different. 173 00:07:20,147 --> 00:07:21,931 I kind of know how that is. 174 00:07:21,949 --> 00:07:23,950 When Austin and I dated, everything changed. 175 00:07:23,985 --> 00:07:26,036 - It was... - Hello, talking about me right now. 176 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:30,123 Me and Jace are supposed to hang out again tomorrow. 177 00:07:30,157 --> 00:07:31,274 What am I gonna do? 178 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,160 Oh. 179 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:36,046 Well, there is that Dr. Cupid thing. 180 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:39,132 That help column for desperate losers? 181 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,800 Give me your laptop. 182 00:07:42,169 --> 00:07:43,803 Okay. 183 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,806 I'll just tell him what's going on, 184 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:50,977 ask for his advice, hit send. 185 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,979 Now we just wait for him to respond. 186 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,130 It could be a while before... 187 00:07:54,148 --> 00:07:56,816 Well, that was quick. 188 00:07:56,851 --> 00:07:57,984 Huh. 189 00:07:58,019 --> 00:08:00,820 Dr. Cupid thinks I was trying too hard on my date. 190 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:03,156 He thinks I should just be myself 191 00:08:03,190 --> 00:08:05,825 "if he don't like you for who you is, 192 00:08:05,860 --> 00:08:06,910 he ain't worth it." 193 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:07,977 Hmm. 194 00:08:07,995 --> 00:08:09,112 That's good advice. 195 00:08:09,146 --> 00:08:11,948 Bad grammar, but good advice. 196 00:08:20,007 --> 00:08:21,991 Man, building a plane is hard. 197 00:08:22,009 --> 00:08:24,044 At least that one didn't go behind you 198 00:08:24,095 --> 00:08:25,045 like the other ones. 199 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:29,849 Tell you what, Austin. 200 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:30,967 I'll help you. 201 00:08:31,001 --> 00:08:33,053 You're clearly in way over your head. 202 00:08:33,104 --> 00:08:35,055 Thanks, Ally. 203 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:37,974 Wait. 204 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:40,860 I can't believe you told that woman 205 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:42,062 to shave her mustache. 206 00:08:42,113 --> 00:08:44,814 Well, you're the one who said "what's up, bro?" 207 00:08:44,848 --> 00:08:46,950 Not my fault she looked like a dude. 208 00:08:48,119 --> 00:08:49,235 You guys look happy. 209 00:08:49,287 --> 00:08:51,905 Yeah, I finally got to hang out with normal Trish. 210 00:08:51,956 --> 00:08:53,990 Not that weird, polite Trish. 211 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:56,242 Yeah, that Trish was pretty annoying. 212 00:08:56,294 --> 00:08:58,161 We just had the best day ever. 213 00:08:58,195 --> 00:09:00,163 I gave him a tour of all the places I've worked. 214 00:09:00,197 --> 00:09:02,165 So I basically got to see all of Miami. 215 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,885 Well, I'm gonna go get you some fro-yo 216 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,921 with rainbow sprinkles and cookie crumbs. 217 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:09,172 Sweeties for my sweetie. 218 00:09:09,206 --> 00:09:12,175 I am pretty sweet, aren't I? 219 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,979 Why are you still standing here? 220 00:09:17,047 --> 00:09:18,148 That's my Trish. 221 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,884 Looks like you might have yourself a boyfriend. 222 00:09:21,902 --> 00:09:22,885 Yeah. 223 00:09:22,903 --> 00:09:24,070 He knows your favorite toppings 224 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,888 and likes it when you're mean to him. 225 00:09:25,906 --> 00:09:26,940 He's a keeper. 226 00:09:26,991 --> 00:09:29,192 And I owe it all to Dr. Cupid. 227 00:09:29,226 --> 00:09:31,161 His advice was perfect. 228 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:33,863 The guy's a love genius. 229 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:37,867 What is wrong with you? 230 00:09:37,901 --> 00:09:39,902 I know who Dr. Cupid is, 231 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,922 and when I tell you, you are going to freak out. 232 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,958 - Well, who is he? - He's me. 233 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,176 I'm Dr. Cupid. 234 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,844 - No way. - What? 235 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:49,129 That's impossible. 236 00:09:49,180 --> 00:09:50,797 Then how do I know 237 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,882 that you sent Dr. Cupid a thank you note 238 00:09:52,916 --> 00:09:55,802 that said "I wish I could give you a big hug." 239 00:09:55,853 --> 00:09:57,887 Oh! 240 00:09:57,921 --> 00:10:00,023 You are Dr. Cupid! 241 00:10:00,057 --> 00:10:01,941 I'll take that big hug now. 242 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,433 How could you not tell your best friend 243 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,119 about your secret identity? 244 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:18,321 You didn't tell me you were an international spy 245 00:10:18,372 --> 00:10:20,073 posing as a pop star 246 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:22,075 to steal the government's musical secrets. 247 00:10:23,377 --> 00:10:25,211 Because I'm not. 248 00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:27,446 Right. 249 00:10:27,464 --> 00:10:31,000 I can't believe I took advice from you. 250 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:32,218 And it worked! 251 00:10:34,088 --> 00:10:35,338 You know, if you think about it, 252 00:10:35,389 --> 00:10:37,307 Dez says some pretty smart things. 253 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,343 Actually, don't think about it. 254 00:10:40,394 --> 00:10:42,145 Just be happy he helped you. 255 00:10:42,179 --> 00:10:43,296 What can I say? 256 00:10:43,314 --> 00:10:44,314 It's a gift. 257 00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:45,398 I just wish I could share it 258 00:10:45,432 --> 00:10:47,033 with more people around the world 259 00:10:47,067 --> 00:10:49,485 so they can let their love fly free. 260 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:53,072 De seriously though, you give great advice. 261 00:10:53,107 --> 00:10:54,440 Why don't you let people know who you are? 262 00:10:54,474 --> 00:10:57,193 I guess I'm just afraid people wouldn't take it seriously 263 00:10:57,244 --> 00:10:59,195 if they know I was the one giving them love advice. 264 00:10:59,246 --> 00:11:01,080 Well, we're gonna change that. 265 00:11:01,115 --> 00:11:03,449 Since you helped me, I'm gonna help you. 266 00:11:03,483 --> 00:11:06,152 I'm gonna introduce the world to Dr. Cupid. 267 00:11:06,170 --> 00:11:07,287 - Really? - Yes. 268 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,454 We'll do radio interviews, 269 00:11:08,488 --> 00:11:11,207 TV shows, book deals, everything. 270 00:11:11,258 --> 00:11:13,993 I'll even write a Dr. Cupid theme song. 271 00:11:15,129 --> 00:11:16,212 Ally, for the last time, 272 00:11:16,263 --> 00:11:17,997 not everything's about you. 273 00:11:26,106 --> 00:11:29,058 I really hope Dez's radio interview goes well. 274 00:11:29,109 --> 00:11:31,311 After what he did for me and Jace, 275 00:11:31,345 --> 00:11:33,346 I really want to see him succeed. 276 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:35,031 Now that you have a boyfriend, 277 00:11:35,065 --> 00:11:36,482 it's like you're a totally different person. 278 00:11:36,516 --> 00:11:38,318 When Dr. Cupid blows up, 279 00:11:38,352 --> 00:11:39,402 I'll make millions. 280 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:42,021 Maybe not that different. 281 00:11:42,039 --> 00:11:45,074 Welcome to love chat, pretty babies. 282 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,077 This is dj Sonny smooth, 283 00:11:48,128 --> 00:11:51,030 and today, we have a very special guest, 284 00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:54,500 Marino high school's love guru, Dr. Cupid. 285 00:11:54,534 --> 00:11:56,386 Great to be here. 286 00:11:56,420 --> 00:12:00,473 Do I have to talk like this the whole time? 287 00:12:00,507 --> 00:12:02,375 No, that's my thing. 288 00:12:02,393 --> 00:12:04,227 Aw, too bad. 289 00:12:04,261 --> 00:12:06,346 This is fun. 290 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,064 Seriously, don't do that. 291 00:12:11,185 --> 00:12:13,102 Okay, we've got a bunch of love questions 292 00:12:13,153 --> 00:12:14,103 from our listeners. 293 00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:15,271 Happy to answer them. 294 00:12:15,322 --> 00:12:17,990 "Me and my girlfriend go to different schools, 295 00:12:18,025 --> 00:12:19,275 so I don't get to see her enough. 296 00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:22,111 I'm afraid I'm gonna lose her." 297 00:12:23,364 --> 00:12:25,231 You need to make the moments you spend together 298 00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:28,451 so memorable that she can't wait to see you. 299 00:12:28,502 --> 00:12:31,421 Bring her flowers or a goat. 300 00:12:31,455 --> 00:12:33,072 A goat? 301 00:12:33,090 --> 00:12:34,290 I never thought about giving my lady 302 00:12:34,341 --> 00:12:36,008 a farm animal. 303 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:37,043 That's smooth. 304 00:12:38,345 --> 00:12:40,012 Here's another one. 305 00:12:40,047 --> 00:12:41,347 "I'm dating this guy. 306 00:12:41,382 --> 00:12:43,049 I love hanging with him, 307 00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:46,469 but I'm not sure I love him." 308 00:12:49,056 --> 00:12:51,357 When you're in love, u'll know. 309 00:12:51,392 --> 00:12:53,393 The whole world is brighter. 310 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:56,362 Pizza tastes better, goats are cuter. 311 00:12:58,098 --> 00:12:59,198 Wow. 312 00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:01,367 You know a lot about love. 313 00:13:01,402 --> 00:13:02,368 And goats. 314 00:13:03,454 --> 00:13:05,271 I bet you're quite the ladies' man. 315 00:13:05,289 --> 00:13:09,242 Oh, I've never actually been in love. 316 00:13:09,276 --> 00:13:11,127 I've never even had a girlfriend. 317 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:13,279 In fact, I've never been on a date. 318 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,450 So if you've never been on a date, 319 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:20,286 how can you call yourself a love expert? 320 00:13:20,304 --> 00:13:22,221 Because I have this doctor coat 321 00:13:22,256 --> 00:13:23,423 that says "Dr. Cupid"? 322 00:13:23,457 --> 00:13:25,124 And this thing, and this thing. 323 00:13:25,142 --> 00:13:26,342 So what I'm hearing is 324 00:13:26,393 --> 00:13:29,145 you are completely unqualified to give advice 325 00:13:29,179 --> 00:13:30,296 on love. 326 00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:33,399 I guess I am unqualified. 327 00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:36,436 You heard it here first, pretty babies. 328 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:39,472 Dr. Cupid is a huge fraud. 329 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,034 Hey, lly. Ready to help me 330 00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:53,119 build my paper airplane? 331 00:13:53,153 --> 00:13:54,337 Nope. 332 00:13:54,371 --> 00:13:57,006 Because I finished the whole thing last night. 333 00:13:58,125 --> 00:14:00,009 Ta-da! 334 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:01,160 Wow. 335 00:14:01,178 --> 00:14:03,262 Is that a flight attendant? 336 00:14:03,297 --> 00:14:06,349 Yep. See how she's handing out those tiny bags of pretzels? 337 00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,303 Thanks for doing all this, Ally, 338 00:14:10,337 --> 00:14:12,438 but I feel kind of weird that I didn't help at all. 339 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:15,391 Well, there's still one decal to put on. 340 00:14:15,442 --> 00:14:16,392 You can do that. 341 00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:17,393 Okay. 342 00:14:19,012 --> 00:14:20,396 Not there. 343 00:14:20,447 --> 00:14:22,031 Not there. 344 00:14:23,183 --> 00:14:24,317 - Ooh. - You know what? 345 00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:25,318 I'll just do it. 346 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:32,158 - Hey, Dez. - What's the point? 347 00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:34,293 Um, the point of saying "hello"? 348 00:14:34,328 --> 00:14:37,163 You heard dj Sonny smooth. 349 00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,998 I'm a fraud. 350 00:14:39,032 --> 00:14:42,134 This is why I didn't want anyone to know I'm Dr. Cupid. 351 00:14:42,169 --> 00:14:43,369 You still give great advice. 352 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,004 It doesn't matter. 353 00:14:45,038 --> 00:14:47,006 Everybody has somebody except for me. 354 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,057 Trish has Jace, 355 00:14:48,091 --> 00:14:49,208 the president has the first lady, 356 00:14:49,226 --> 00:14:50,393 you guys have your weird thing. 357 00:14:53,046 --> 00:14:54,263 I'm done giving advice on love. 358 00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:57,316 'Cause I'm never gonna find love. 359 00:15:00,103 --> 00:15:02,355 Dez, you can't give up. 360 00:15:02,389 --> 00:15:05,992 You're... The love whisperer. 361 00:15:06,026 --> 00:15:08,411 Nobody calls me that. 362 00:15:13,116 --> 00:15:14,951 Dez, wait. Come back. 363 00:15:15,002 --> 00:15:16,953 I feel terrible for him. 364 00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:19,121 Me too. 365 00:15:19,172 --> 00:15:21,207 Why are we whispering? 366 00:15:21,241 --> 00:15:24,010 I don't know. 367 00:15:29,549 --> 00:15:34,320 ♪ Table for one ♪ at the lonely cafe 368 00:15:34,354 --> 00:15:36,555 ♪ I'm on a date by myself ♪ 369 00:15:36,573 --> 00:15:41,410 ♪ and it's my birthday. 370 00:15:41,445 --> 00:15:43,412 Are you trying to write a song? 371 00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:44,580 I don't know. 372 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:46,449 It's what Ally does when she's upset. 373 00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,451 Yeah, but I know how to play piano. 374 00:15:51,338 --> 00:15:54,123 Dez, you have a lot to offer a girl. 375 00:15:54,174 --> 00:15:55,458 You're funny, you're smart. 376 00:15:55,509 --> 00:15:58,127 You're creative. You've got style. 377 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,413 Oh, did you want me to say something? 378 00:16:02,516 --> 00:16:07,186 Uh... You have red hair. Your name is Dez. 379 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,389 Thanks, Trish. 380 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:14,310 Dez, you shouldn't give up on love. 381 00:16:14,361 --> 00:16:17,146 You can't just quit something because it seems hard. 382 00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:19,097 There's a girl out there for you. 383 00:16:19,115 --> 00:16:21,233 Any girl would be lucky to have you. 384 00:16:22,402 --> 00:16:24,119 You're right. 385 00:16:24,154 --> 00:16:26,438 Maybe I haven't tried hard enough. 386 00:16:26,456 --> 00:16:29,107 You know what? I'm not gonna give up. 387 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:31,109 I'm gonna go out there and find me a girl. 388 00:16:31,127 --> 00:16:32,444 Whoo! Yeah! 389 00:17:11,451 --> 00:17:15,087 Oh, I see you're reading "the case of the missing diamonds." 390 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,121 I read that too. 391 00:17:16,155 --> 00:17:17,373 Did you get to the end 392 00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:19,375 where you find out the detective stole the diamonds? 393 00:17:19,426 --> 00:17:21,210 Oh! I did not see that coming. 394 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:28,333 Don't feel so bad. 395 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:30,185 At least now she doesn't have to read the whole book. 396 00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:38,277 Poor Dez. 397 00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:40,195 He is such a catch. 398 00:17:41,347 --> 00:17:44,283 Again, I have no idea where that came from. 399 00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,184 We have to do something. 400 00:17:46,202 --> 00:17:47,570 I have an idea. 401 00:17:47,621 --> 00:17:49,521 There's only one person who can help Dez. 402 00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,290 Dr. Cupid. 403 00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:53,492 We'll get Dez to give himself advice. 404 00:17:53,526 --> 00:17:55,544 That doesn't make any sense at all. 405 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:57,463 Exactly. 406 00:17:57,497 --> 00:17:58,530 Neither does Dez. 407 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,223 Hey, Dez. 408 00:18:08,258 --> 00:18:10,225 We know that Dr. Cupid is retired, 409 00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:13,512 but we have a really good friend who needs help. 410 00:18:13,546 --> 00:18:15,380 What's his name? 411 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,215 Uh, zed. 412 00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,233 - Bob. - Mordecai. 413 00:18:20,437 --> 00:18:24,239 Well, tell zed Bob mordecai to give up. 414 00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,408 Love is a big waste of time. 415 00:18:26,443 --> 00:18:29,244 At least listen to his problem. 416 00:18:29,279 --> 00:18:31,413 Fine. 417 00:18:31,448 --> 00:18:34,166 "Dear Dr. Cupid, 418 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,118 I've tried everything to meet a girl. 419 00:18:36,169 --> 00:18:38,087 Exercise near them, 420 00:18:38,121 --> 00:18:40,089 ruined endings of books for them, 421 00:18:40,123 --> 00:18:41,406 but nothing's worked. 422 00:18:41,424 --> 00:18:43,258 Please tell me what to do. 423 00:18:43,293 --> 00:18:45,260 You're my only hope." 424 00:18:45,295 --> 00:18:48,514 What a loser. 425 00:18:49,599 --> 00:18:51,517 He's clearly trying too hard. 426 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:53,185 You can't force love. 427 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,354 You have to let love come to you. 428 00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:58,107 That's great advice, Dez. 429 00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,424 Maybe you should take it. 430 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,592 What? 431 00:19:00,610 --> 00:19:03,362 We tricked you into giving yourself advice. 432 00:19:03,396 --> 00:19:04,446 You're the loser! 433 00:19:06,149 --> 00:19:07,199 It was all my idea. 434 00:19:07,233 --> 00:19:09,234 They were all like "oh no. What do we do?" 435 00:19:09,268 --> 00:19:11,236 And I was all like "I got an idea." 436 00:19:11,270 --> 00:19:13,455 They didn't have an idea. I had an idea. 437 00:19:15,441 --> 00:19:17,376 It doesn't matter how great your idea was. 438 00:19:17,410 --> 00:19:18,544 Even I can't help me. 439 00:19:22,448 --> 00:19:24,133 Well that didn't work. 440 00:19:24,167 --> 00:19:25,300 Yeah. 441 00:19:25,335 --> 00:19:27,086 Whose dumb idea was that? 442 00:19:39,465 --> 00:19:42,484 You look like you just got rejected by a dozen girls. 443 00:19:42,519 --> 00:19:44,353 You can tell that from looking at me? 444 00:19:44,404 --> 00:19:49,108 No, I literally watched you get rejected by a dozen girls. 445 00:19:49,142 --> 00:19:51,527 Everybody makes dating look so easy. 446 00:19:51,578 --> 00:19:54,329 It is easy, except for when it isn't. 447 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:55,531 Then it's hard. 448 00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:58,367 You sound like you know what you're talking about. 449 00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:00,452 Well, they call me... 450 00:20:00,486 --> 00:20:02,538 The love robot. 451 00:20:02,589 --> 00:20:05,541 Actually, nobody calls me that. 452 00:20:07,210 --> 00:20:08,293 Anyway, I should go. 453 00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:09,378 There's this new zombie romance movie 454 00:20:09,429 --> 00:20:11,346 - I want to see. - "Tears of the dead"? 455 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:12,548 I love zombie romance movies. 456 00:20:12,599 --> 00:20:14,466 Really? Me too. 457 00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,435 I would ask my boyfriend to take me, 458 00:20:16,469 --> 00:20:18,470 but I don't have a boyfriend. 459 00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:20,355 I'm totally single. 460 00:20:20,390 --> 00:20:24,143 Just like me. 461 00:20:24,177 --> 00:20:27,479 Well... Off to the movies by myself. 462 00:20:31,284 --> 00:20:32,568 Carrie, wait. 463 00:20:32,619 --> 00:20:34,352 Yeah? 464 00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:36,371 I forgot my backpack. See ya. 465 00:20:39,358 --> 00:20:40,492 Hang on. 466 00:20:40,526 --> 00:20:42,494 You know, 467 00:20:42,528 --> 00:20:45,497 I once gave me some really great advice. 468 00:20:45,531 --> 00:20:47,332 You can't force love. 469 00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,585 You have to let love come to you. 470 00:20:49,636 --> 00:20:52,171 I think that might be what's happening right now. 471 00:20:52,205 --> 00:20:53,555 Are you asking me out? 472 00:20:53,590 --> 00:20:55,507 No. 473 00:20:55,541 --> 00:20:58,343 I don't want to force love. 474 00:20:58,377 --> 00:21:01,230 I'll just let you know that the movie starts in an hour, 475 00:21:01,264 --> 00:21:02,397 there'll be an open seat next to me, 476 00:21:02,432 --> 00:21:05,150 and I'd be happy if you ended up sitting in it. 477 00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:08,220 Also, is my food ready? 478 00:21:08,238 --> 00:21:09,354 I ordered it like an hour ago. 479 00:21:11,157 --> 00:21:12,274 Sorry. 480 00:21:12,325 --> 00:21:14,276 I'll be right back with your burger. 481 00:21:16,162 --> 00:21:17,279 It was a salad. 482 00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:28,590 So how was your first date ever? 483 00:21:28,625 --> 00:21:31,126 A-mazing! 484 00:21:31,177 --> 00:21:32,594 She showed up and everything. 485 00:21:34,247 --> 00:21:35,580 As tit w best night of my life. 486 00:21:35,598 --> 00:21:37,216 Great. 487 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,434 Does that mean Dr. Cupid is coming out of retirement? 488 00:21:40,553 --> 00:21:42,304 I can't believe I'm saying this, 489 00:21:42,355 --> 00:21:45,257 but I need your advice again. 490 00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:46,558 I'm your best friend, Trish. 491 00:21:46,592 --> 00:21:47,559 Why don't you talk to me about... 492 00:21:47,593 --> 00:21:49,478 I need good advice. 493 00:21:51,197 --> 00:21:52,447 Dez, Jace is leaving out of town, 494 00:21:52,482 --> 00:21:53,598 and I need tips on how to handle 495 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,200 a long-distance relationship. 496 00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:56,401 You got it. 497 00:21:56,435 --> 00:21:58,370 Dr. Cupid will see you now. 498 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,573 Guess who got a great grade on their physics assignment? 499 00:22:01,607 --> 00:22:03,242 I knew it! 500 00:22:03,276 --> 00:22:04,326 You got an "A." 501 00:22:04,377 --> 00:22:06,545 Actually, I got a "B-." 502 00:22:06,579 --> 00:22:07,579 What? 503 00:22:07,613 --> 00:22:09,281 That was an "A+" plane. 504 00:22:09,299 --> 00:22:11,500 It had beverage service! 505 00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:14,286 I didn't turn in your plane. 506 00:22:14,304 --> 00:22:15,304 I made my own. 507 00:22:24,147 --> 00:22:25,180 Why would you do that? 508 00:22:25,231 --> 00:22:27,465 I told Dez not to give up, 509 00:22:27,483 --> 00:22:29,184 so I couldn't either. 510 00:22:29,235 --> 00:22:31,486 It was more important to me to accomplish something 511 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:33,138 than to get a good grade. 512 00:22:33,156 --> 00:22:34,605 And it turns out, I got both. 513 00:22:35,544 --> 00:22:38,313 I'm really proud of you, Austin. 514 00:22:40,215 --> 00:22:42,584 He thinks "B-" is a good grade. 515 00:23:05,341 --> 00:23:07,342 Flowers? 516 00:23:07,376 --> 00:23:08,476 Pizza! 517 00:23:08,510 --> 00:23:09,577 I got you something else. 518 00:23:13,315 --> 00:23:14,349 A goat?! 519 00:23:14,383 --> 00:23:16,351 You really do like me.