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You taking up tennis?

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No, it's *** fly swatter.

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- I want to see it work.
- Well, we need a fly.

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I've been waiting whole morning.

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Did you honestly just kill one?

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Hey, what's going on, guys?
Ooh! Ah!

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Walk with dignity, you giant toddler.

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Come on, Schmidt, you got to get
this stuff out of here, man.

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Yeah, well, I can't afford
storage. All my money's tied up

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in the storefront
I leased for Jess' sister.

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So why don't you put your junk
in the storefront, Schmidt?

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You really want me
to put an Ian Schrager rug

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in a room
without climate control?

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What?

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<i>Oh, he was the guy in Star Wars.</i>

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Medium talent.

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- Hey, guys. Morning.
- Hey, Jess.

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Hey.

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Come on, Coach! Let's hustle!

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I got Coach a job at the school,
and it's his first day.

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I don't like kids,

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I don't like teaching,

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I just like paychecks.

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Jess:
Well, I think you're gonna love it.

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I don't think I'm gonna love it.

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Run! Do not stop running or I
will eat your faces and bodies!

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Keep running
or I will murder your family!

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(quietly):
I love this job.

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You're pissing me off!
This one.

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This one. I got my eye on you.

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♪ Who's that girl?

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<i>♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess.</i>

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Synced and corrected by backinblack
www.addic7ed.com

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Thanks for helping me
move my stuff, you guys.

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♪ Lots of hairy boxes
God, I've fallen. ♪

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Almost below you now, Nick.

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Fellow passengers, stuck
in the caboose of life.

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You think I'm in the caboose of life?

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You love it in the caboose, not me.

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It hurts.
It's actually quite jarring.

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♪ Loves it in the caboose

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- I don't love it in the caboose.
- ♪ Yes, he does.

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Uh, hi. Are you guys open?

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Oh, this actually...
It's not a store.

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Man: Oh. That's too bad.

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- I really like that lamp.
- You like...

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You like the lamp? I'm sorry.
You know what, it just...

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It's just that... It doesn't...
It doesn't feel like a store yet

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- is what I meant to say.
- Piano player is a nice touch.

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Aw, thank you very much.
He's lovely, isn't he?

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Pl-please look around.
Feel free.

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The lamp is 100% full price.

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Uh, pretty much everything's
100% full price.

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What you're doing is illegal.
You can't say this is a store.

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Schmidt: I'm not taking advice
from you. You pronounce

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the "G" in "lasagna."

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Lasag-na.
(loud crash)

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(man moans)

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Oh, my God.
I think my arm's broken.

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I'm gonna sue the crap out of you.

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(plays discordant chords)

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Winston! Quiet.

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So, I have Jamal Chambers
in my fourth period,

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and he cannot stop
talking about how fun

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and enthusiastic
his new volleyball coach was.

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You were right. I love this job.

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I knew it. I knew you'd love it.

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- Hey.
- I was looking for you.

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You weren't in my car.
Internet's down.

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Okay, um, well, I
rebooted the router.

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You're actually
on the wrong IP address, so...

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There you go.

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Ooh.

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You know I can see everything
that you search for, right?

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I'm a biology teacher.
It's all research.

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Fixing computers and stuff now?

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I'm just taking on
a little extra responsibility

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around here, just getting stuff
done that needs doing.

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Graffiti's wrong, kids.
Don't do it.

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I love corn on the cob, too,

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but I'm not gonna paint it
all over the walls.

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I'm just hoping, you know,
in a few years

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I'll have enough
experience that Dr. Foster

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will consider me
for vice principal.

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Why don't you just ask him for it?

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You can't just ask for a promotion.
You know.

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You have to earn the promotion
with years of good work.

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(laughing)

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What's funny?

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Uh, how's that working out
for you, Jess?

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Do you see this volleyball?

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It won't get over the net
just because you want it to

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and you hope someone will notice
that you want it to.

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- Okay.
- I'm gonna ask you one more time:

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What... do you... want?

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Um, I want to be vice principal.

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All right.
Then spike that ball, Jess.

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Oh, that's not...
Okay, um...

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- You got to spike! You got to spike!
- Is that really... Yeah. Okay.

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- No, wait. I'm not very good...
- Spike it!

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I've just never really been good
with athlete balls.

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- Spike it! What do you want?!
- I want to be vice principal.

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Spike the ball
and tell me what you want!

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I want to be the vice principal!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah!

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Oh! Oh...
Oh!

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Oh...

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I will not laugh.

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An outrage! Been all over

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and I can't afford anybody.
Unbelievable.

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Access to premium
legal counsel should be

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every Jew's birthright.
And the jury will see

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that there is no justice
for the Hebrew man.

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Not in these so-called United States.

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What is that that you're doing?

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I can't get enough
of this legal drama.

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Check this out.
Favorite author, Grisham.

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<i>Favorite TV show, Judging Amy.</i>

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Favorite color, courtroom brown.

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Courtroom Brown. Damn,
I wish that was my nickname.

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Did you just think of that?
'Cause it was perfect, man.

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- Courtroom Brown.
- Dude, you're a born Courtroom Brown.

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That's me. When you say
"Courtroom Brown," I respond.

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Hey, Winston.

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- Hey, Courtroom Brown.
- Yes?

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(whoops, laughing)

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Kill 'em, Courtroom!
That's awesome!

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What am I supposed to do
in this situation,

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represent myself like some nut job?

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Nick could be your lawyer.

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This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?

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First of all, I don't
want to be involved,

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but thank you, Courtroom Brown.

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And second of all, I passed
the bar, which means

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I can practice in the
state of California.

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Oh, Nick, you would be the worst
in the whole entire world.

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No offense. I love you, dawg.

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I could be your lawyer easy.

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You don't forget how to be a
lawyer. It's like riding a bike.

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They've changed these!

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Fine. I forgot
how to ride a bike.

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But I'm not gonna forget
how to be a lawyer.

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I guess I have no choice.
You can be my lawyer, Nick.

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- I won't do it.
- What?

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I value myself too great for that.

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If you want me
to be your lawyer,

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if you want to win this case,
you must start

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with the word "please."

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And I'll need a symbolic
five-dollar retainer.

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Four dollars.

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Skin it. Let's do it. Hooah.

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Dr. Foster, I am young, I'm energetic

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and I think it's about time
you take advantage of me!

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Well, this is... a little awkward.

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I'm, uh... I'm exclusively
into Asian women.

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It's really a Kristi Yamaguchi thing.

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- After Lillehammer...
- I really meant professionally.

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I want you to take
advantage of me like that.

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- Sorry.
- It's a professional thing.

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- Okay. Sorry.
- I want to be vice principal.

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Frank retired, you need
someone. I deserve it.

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I bust my ass for this school.

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You've got it. The job is yours.

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- It is?
- Oh, my God, are you kidding?

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I thought I was gonna have
to force somebody into it.

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This is so much easier.

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- Really?
- Go ahead.

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Be vice principal.
(chuckles)

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- I can't believe this.
- In fact, I think

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you should start right now.

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You will not be sorry, sir.

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Did you?

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- I got the job! Yeah!
- Oh!

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- I spiked the ball.
- Time to celebrate.

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No! No! I'm not doing that!

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- No!
- We got to celebrate! Celebrate!

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Let me pour it on your face
and your clothes and your hair!

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Yeah. Uh... looks standard.

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Yeah.

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You're definitely being sued.

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Uh, your deposition is tomorrow.

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What-what do we do now?
Do we prep for the plaintiff?

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I don't like prepping.
It makes me feel nervous.

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I feel boxed in.
And I'm very quick

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- on my, uh...
- Sure.

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Did you just forget the word "feet"?

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Feet. Yeah.
Nick, you should really prep.

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Fair enough.
Winston, you're my plaintiff.

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Done deal. Okay.
(chuckles)

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(clears throat)
Hi, my name is Tim Baker.

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I live
at 522 Dugan Court Terrace.

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Okay, Mr. Baker,
how long have you been a chef?

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I don't have to answer that.

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You actually do though, Winston.

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Doesn't he?

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You ask...
Why you asking me, man?

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- No, I'm not. I'm... Yeah.
- You're the lawyer.

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No, I know. You have to answer.
(stammers) How long you been a chef?

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I already answered that
during background.

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What in the hell?
You did background without me?

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Why wasn't I invited for background?

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You have to answer it!
How long you been a chef?!

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You're fired!

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Give me another chance.

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No!

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Okay, here's something.
Get on a plane with me.

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While you think about it,
put this on my card.

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(whispers):
It's the black one.

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(whistles)

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Wow. That just happened.

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You think maybe we
should take his card

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and buy him a new shirt?

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(laughs)
I'm scared he'd want

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to change it in front of us.

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I'm Cece.

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Hi, Cece. I'm Buster.

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I really hope that's a nickname.

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No, it's not a nickname.

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It's your real name?

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I was bullied pretty bad.

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Hi, Buster.

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All right, hold on.

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- I've got quite an eye for young boys.
- Oh, God.

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That's right, I said it.
It's not a typo.

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Let's see some I.D.

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God, you're handsome.

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Cece: I'm sorry.

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Wyoming!

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- Look at that.
- Mm-hmm.

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Wyoming. So you're one

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- of the three people from Wyoming.
- Yeah.

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Cowboy state, big sky country,
home of the Liberty Bell.

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Bull... snatch.

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Mike: That's an awful accent.

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What is your real accent?

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Are you Australian or from Heaven?

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How old are you, for real?

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- Leave him alone.
- Don't bull-snatch a bull-snatcher.

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Leave him alone.
You're over 21, right?

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I'm not.

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Um... I'm 20.

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Mike: Get out of here,
you delicious bastard.

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- Can I get my I.D. back?
- No, of course not, you can't.

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It'd be against the law,
you... wonderful creature.

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Nice to meet you, Cece.

246
00:09:07,303 --> 00:09:09,371
Good God, you look nice.

247
00:09:09,405 --> 00:09:11,607
Nothing irks me like
underage drinking.

248
00:09:11,641 --> 00:09:13,976
It's stupid, it's dangerous,
it's irresponsible.

249
00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:17,646
God, I want to have sex with that kid
so bad, it's freaking me out!

250
00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:19,248
(sighs): Oh. I'm real tingly.

251
00:09:20,783 --> 00:09:23,051
<i>Jess:
We have talk about the budget.</i>

252
00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:25,354
There's a problem with the budget?
But it's due Monday.

253
00:09:25,388 --> 00:09:27,356
- Yeah.
- Do we have too much money?

254
00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:29,391
- No.
- We need to fire people.

255
00:09:29,425 --> 00:09:32,661
- What?
- And when I say "we," I mean you.

256
00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:34,663
Start with the most recent hires.

257
00:09:34,697 --> 00:09:37,533
Well, we have, um... Janet
from the history department.

258
00:09:37,567 --> 00:09:39,568
(exhales)
Human garbage.

259
00:09:39,602 --> 00:09:40,903
Okay.

260
00:09:40,937 --> 00:09:42,137
Ernie, uh...

261
00:09:42,171 --> 00:09:43,138
Ah, yeah.

262
00:09:43,172 --> 00:09:44,239
No. That's Coach.

263
00:09:44,274 --> 00:09:45,874
No. No. No.

264
00:09:45,909 --> 00:09:47,598
No, he's very good at his job.

265
00:09:47,756 --> 00:09:50,579
Last one in, first one out.
You know how this works.

266
00:09:50,613 --> 00:09:52,814
- That's just wrong.
- This is the job, Ms. Day.

267
00:09:52,849 --> 00:09:55,517
He's my friend. I can't. No. I'm not
doing it. I'm not firing Coach.

268
00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,319
This is the job, Ms. Day.

269
00:09:57,353 --> 00:09:59,521
Do you want it or not?

270
00:10:03,526 --> 00:10:04,526
I'm what?

271
00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:05,994
We had to do budget cuts,

272
00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:07,663
and we have to let two people go,

273
00:10:07,697 --> 00:10:10,165
and you're my friend,
and I couldn't stop it.

274
00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:11,266
I'm so sorry.

275
00:10:13,236 --> 00:10:15,470
(sighs)

276
00:10:16,439 --> 00:10:18,073
We all pitched in.

277
00:10:18,107 --> 00:10:19,808
Thanks, guys,

278
00:10:19,842 --> 00:10:23,345
I'm not coach anymore.
I'm just Coach.

279
00:10:23,379 --> 00:10:25,981
- What?
- What?

280
00:10:29,018 --> 00:10:31,286
(Coach crying)

281
00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:33,455
(groaning)

282
00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:37,859
(Coach humming sadly)

283
00:10:42,515 --> 00:10:43,757
Morning, Winston.

284
00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:49,930
Are you not talking to me?

285
00:10:49,964 --> 00:10:54,268
Look, I had to fire Coach for my job.

286
00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:55,969
I didn't want to.

287
00:10:56,004 --> 00:10:58,439
Don't squint at me.

288
00:10:58,473 --> 00:11:00,374
Don't do that.

289
00:11:00,408 --> 00:11:03,143
I did it for my job.
It wasn't my choice.

290
00:11:03,178 --> 00:11:05,546
- Hey, Nick, what's up, man?
- What's up, Winnie?

291
00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:08,015
- Hey, Nick.
- Hey.

292
00:11:08,049 --> 00:11:10,050
- Can we talk for a second?
- Can I talk to you?

293
00:11:10,085 --> 00:11:12,486
Schmidt fired me, and now
I'll never get to use

294
00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:14,855
this briefcase I just
bought, and it was $19!

295
00:11:14,889 --> 00:11:16,623
- I think my thing is a little bit more...
- Do you think

296
00:11:16,658 --> 00:11:18,625
I'm sexier when I hold it
or when it's down?

297
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:20,894
'Cause I think it's kind of sexier
when I hold it, like this.

298
00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:23,831
- Not really.
- Do I look like a man of power?

299
00:11:23,865 --> 00:11:25,532
Imagine this:
It's, like, a rainy day,

300
00:11:25,567 --> 00:11:27,301
I'm on the streets of New York,

301
00:11:27,335 --> 00:11:30,804
(whistles) Hey!
Stop that cab!

302
00:11:30,839 --> 00:11:33,707
I'm a businessman.
I'm late to an important meeting.

303
00:11:33,742 --> 00:11:35,999
I honestly feel like
I would've been so good at this.

304
00:11:36,185 --> 00:11:38,512
You don't want to be a lawyer.
Why do you care whether

305
00:11:38,546 --> 00:11:39,646
- Schmidt fired you or not?
- I spent

306
00:11:39,681 --> 00:11:41,515
all those years at law school

307
00:11:41,549 --> 00:11:43,117
with those preppy dicks...

308
00:11:43,151 --> 00:11:45,296
and I never got
to prove them wrong, Jess.

309
00:11:45,346 --> 00:11:47,221
Okay, go after what you want.

310
00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:48,889
Just make sure that

311
00:11:48,923 --> 00:11:50,524
what you want...

312
00:11:50,558 --> 00:11:53,761
doesn't make you a
cog on the wheel

313
00:11:53,795 --> 00:11:56,663
- of a larger, flawed system.
- Stop it.

314
00:11:56,698 --> 00:11:58,198
Shut your mouth.

315
00:11:58,233 --> 00:11:59,800
'Cause what you're
saying is beautiful.

316
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:02,436
I'm gonna go put on my power suit.

317
00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,104
High and loud, girl. Whoo!

318
00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,239
Um...

319
00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:06,240
Good talk, Nick.

320
00:12:06,274 --> 00:12:07,674
With this thing, I feel so sexy,

321
00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,443
(chuckles): It's disgusting.

322
00:12:09,477 --> 00:12:10,944
- I think you misunderstood...
- Whoo!

323
00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,450
- Your representation running late?
- Uh, no.

324
00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:18,035
Actually, I'll be representing
myself today.

325
00:12:18,218 --> 00:12:19,029
Sorry we're late.

326
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,455
- What?
- This building is a total mess.

327
00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:23,690
Nick Miller of, uh, Cooper,
Bishop and Furguson.

328
00:12:23,725 --> 00:12:27,127
As you know, my boss and senior
partner, Mr. Winston Furguson.

329
00:12:27,162 --> 00:12:28,295
Winston: Gentlemen, pleased
to be with you. Please, please

330
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:30,264
don't get up, don't get up.

331
00:12:30,298 --> 00:12:31,398
Winston: I-I insist.

332
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,301
Madam Secretary.

333
00:12:34,335 --> 00:12:36,103
- What are you doing here?
- I'm representing you.

334
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:37,738
- Everything all right?
- I'm a bit caught off guard.

335
00:12:37,772 --> 00:12:39,273
I wasn't expecting these two

336
00:12:39,307 --> 00:12:40,874
very real lawyers to show up today.

337
00:12:40,909 --> 00:12:42,609
Well, we wanted to
let you know that

338
00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:44,945
the entire firm is standing
behind you. Besides,

339
00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:47,114
whether I sit in my office
or in here...

340
00:12:47,148 --> 00:12:49,750
it's all billable.
Am I right, gentlemen? (laughs)

341
00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:51,084
(laughter)

342
00:12:51,119 --> 00:12:54,321
Shall we get into this,
or just take our pants off?

343
00:12:54,355 --> 00:12:55,689
(Nick laughs briefly)

344
00:12:56,925 --> 00:12:58,792
(slapping)
(quietly): Ask him a question.

345
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:00,694
- Let me... Let me do my thing.
- Do your thing.

346
00:13:00,728 --> 00:13:02,162
(clears throat)
Mr. Baker.

347
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:03,430
Yes?

348
00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:08,602
What's your home address?

349
00:13:08,636 --> 00:13:10,604
522 Dugan Court Terrace.

350
00:13:10,638 --> 00:13:11,839
Okay.

351
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:13,740
(clears throat softly)

352
00:13:13,775 --> 00:13:16,243
Uh, no... no further questions.

353
00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:17,978
What?

354
00:13:19,781 --> 00:13:21,148
- Keep going.
- Ow!

355
00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,916
Schmidt:
Just keep going. What are you...

356
00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:24,685
<i>Don't hit me. What are
you hitting me for?</i>

357
00:13:24,719 --> 00:13:27,020
- Is everything all right?
- Sure it is. The meter's running.

358
00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:28,555
(laughter)

359
00:13:30,658 --> 00:13:33,026
Even though you don't work
at Coolidge anymore,

360
00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:35,429
you'll still be Coach
Coach to those kids.

361
00:13:35,463 --> 00:13:36,964
It's Coach Coach.

362
00:13:36,998 --> 00:13:38,465
Yeah, Coach Coach.

363
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,267
- Coach Coach.
- Coach Coa...

364
00:13:40,301 --> 00:13:41,668
- Coach Coach.
- I'm sorry.

365
00:13:41,703 --> 00:13:43,270
(sighs)
It's all good, Jess.

366
00:13:43,304 --> 00:13:45,606
You did what you had to do.

367
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,708
I'm proud of you for that, okay?

368
00:13:47,742 --> 00:13:50,711
- Yeah.
- I hope I'm the first of many you fire.

369
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:52,045
That really means a lot to me.

370
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:54,448
I am gonna miss those kids, though.

371
00:13:54,482 --> 00:13:56,283
- Yeah.
- That's what I'm gonna miss.

372
00:13:56,317 --> 00:13:57,951
Those little...
those little bastards.

373
00:13:57,986 --> 00:13:59,486
Little Ronnie.

374
00:13:59,521 --> 00:14:01,788
Ronnie's so clumsy and slow.

375
00:14:01,823 --> 00:14:03,857
- Yeah.
- Thomas.

376
00:14:03,892 --> 00:14:07,094
I mean, he's strong, but that
boy is a classic middle child.

377
00:14:07,128 --> 00:14:10,364
He's just looking for love,
up, back and sideways.

378
00:14:10,398 --> 00:14:11,665
(wry laugh)

379
00:14:11,699 --> 00:14:14,501
(voice breaks):
And Maurice.

380
00:14:14,536 --> 00:14:15,687
(quiet sob)

381
00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:18,338
He always makes a mess
whenever he eats a Popsicle.

382
00:14:18,373 --> 00:14:19,706
It's, like, dude,

383
00:14:19,741 --> 00:14:21,408
stop sucking
your Popsicle like that, man.

384
00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,310
You're never gonna get
a girlfriend like that.

385
00:14:23,344 --> 00:14:24,811
(sobbing)

386
00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:26,146
(quietly):
And then there's Hunter.

387
00:14:26,180 --> 00:14:27,414
God...

388
00:14:27,448 --> 00:14:30,484
Fat... cross-eyed...

389
00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:32,219
clod-hopping Hunter.

390
00:14:32,253 --> 00:14:34,555
Hunter is
the sweetest little idiot

391
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:36,156
- there ever was.
- (sobbing)

392
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:38,392
He's so sweet!

393
00:14:38,426 --> 00:14:40,227
He's so sweet!

394
00:14:40,261 --> 00:14:42,563
(loud crying):
Ahh...

395
00:14:42,597 --> 00:14:43,664
(sniffles)

396
00:14:43,698 --> 00:14:45,232
(slurring):
Screw this!

397
00:14:45,266 --> 00:14:48,168
Because... you told me...

398
00:14:48,202 --> 00:14:51,738
to go after what I wanted,
and this is not what I wanted.

399
00:14:51,773 --> 00:14:54,107
Let's go! We're gonna
get you to that game!

400
00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:55,375
It's okay.
They're playing Pasadena.

401
00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:57,778
They don't stand a chance.

402
00:14:57,812 --> 00:14:59,212
Pasadena has a bunch
of bitch-ass tricks.

403
00:14:59,247 --> 00:15:00,581
Weren't raised right.

404
00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:03,750
<i>Hey, what do you want?</i>

405
00:15:03,785 --> 00:15:06,053
I don't know.
I want to be there.

406
00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:09,590
So, spike that ball!

407
00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:13,193
That was not a ball.
That was beer.

408
00:15:13,227 --> 00:15:14,995
I know. I feel really bad about it.

409
00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:16,797
- You know what? Don't feel bad!
- Let's go!

410
00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:18,865
- Let's go!
- You got me all fired up!

411
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,500
I think you're gonna have to drive.

412
00:15:23,201 --> 00:15:24,767
Mr. Miller:
"Were you or were you not

413
00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:26,169
wearing oversized shoes in the store?"

414
00:15:26,203 --> 00:15:29,072
Mr. Baker:
"I was not. I told you that."

415
00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:31,708
Mr Miller: "But are you sure?"
Mr. Schmidt: "Shut up, Nick."

416
00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,710
Mr. Miller:
"Let me do this. Ow. Stop it."

417
00:15:33,744 --> 00:15:36,045
Mr. Schmidt:
"Stop what? You're hitting yourself."

418
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,247
Mr. Miller: "You're a child."

419
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:40,750
Mr. Schmidt: "A child
would be a better lawyer."

420
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:43,219
Mr. Furguson:
"Children are our future."

421
00:15:43,253 --> 00:15:45,054
Mr. Berklan: "So true."

422
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,656
Mr. Miller:
"I need to regroup.

423
00:15:46,690 --> 00:15:48,157
I'm gonna stall a
little bit. Watch this.

424
00:15:48,192 --> 00:15:50,560
Could the lady typer read that back?"

425
00:15:50,594 --> 00:15:51,961
All right, all right,
we've had enough.

426
00:15:51,995 --> 00:15:53,830
My client is graciously willing

427
00:15:53,864 --> 00:15:55,932
to settle for $20,000.

428
00:15:55,966 --> 00:15:58,334
As an actual real attorney,

429
00:15:58,368 --> 00:15:59,769
I highly suggest you take the deal.

430
00:15:59,803 --> 00:16:02,505
- Great. We'll do...
- Not a chance.

431
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:03,506
There's not a chance.

432
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:04,607
Sidebar. Come on, Schmidt.

433
00:16:04,641 --> 00:16:05,842
- Hurry up.
- Just...

434
00:16:07,044 --> 00:16:09,212
You are not taking that settlement.

435
00:16:09,246 --> 00:16:10,747
Well, Nick, at least if it's $20,000,

436
00:16:10,781 --> 00:16:12,648
I can get out of that hole some day.

437
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:15,118
I've got a plan. You just have
to give me a chance.

438
00:16:16,687 --> 00:16:18,121
Can you believe in me?

439
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:20,356
(sighs) All right,
I believe in you. Deal.

440
00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:22,425
- Deal.
- What's the plan?

441
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,360
Oh, I'm not telling you. You're
gonna get too mad. Let's go.

442
00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:26,662
Nick, I take it back! I don't...
I don't believe in you!

443
00:16:28,532 --> 00:16:30,032
Here.

444
00:16:32,836 --> 00:16:34,303
How long is this game?

445
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:36,572
Go get 'em, Coach.

446
00:16:36,607 --> 00:16:39,709
All right, listen up,
you no-talent,

447
00:16:39,743 --> 00:16:41,511
idiot babies!

448
00:16:41,545 --> 00:16:44,113
Give me that. Give me that.
Give me that. Give me that.

449
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:45,448
Oh, thank God.

450
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,016
Bring it in.

451
00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,351
Come on.

452
00:16:48,385 --> 00:16:50,620
All right, now,

453
00:16:50,654 --> 00:16:52,722
who is gonna win this match?!

454
00:16:52,756 --> 00:16:54,056
All: Coolidge!

455
00:16:54,091 --> 00:16:55,124
Who's number one?

456
00:16:55,159 --> 00:16:56,726
All: Coolidge!

457
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:57,860
Let me hear it! Who are we?

458
00:16:57,895 --> 00:16:59,462
- Coolidge!
- Rakim!

459
00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,330
Really, Rakim?
Like I just walked you

460
00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,699
right up to it, and you're
gonna... We're gonna talk.

461
00:17:03,734 --> 00:17:05,968
- Coolidge!
- Too late, man. It's too late.

462
00:17:06,003 --> 00:17:08,137
All right, guys,
get out there and make me proud!

463
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,173
(whistle blows)

464
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,841
- Ms. Day?
- What?

465
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:14,644
What is going on?
I thought you fired Coach.

466
00:17:14,678 --> 00:17:17,213
Look, Coach loves the kids,
and the kids love him.

467
00:17:17,247 --> 00:17:19,549
I want this job, but I'm
not going to do it your way.

468
00:17:19,583 --> 00:17:21,918
I'm not going to let
our best people go.

469
00:17:21,952 --> 00:17:25,521
You were the one who told me,
we have no money.

470
00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,890
Yeah, but we can make it up in
other ways, we can be creative.

471
00:17:27,925 --> 00:17:29,826
We can rent out the multipurpose room

472
00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:31,761
after school to local clubs.

473
00:17:31,795 --> 00:17:33,563
And where will the orchestra practice?

474
00:17:33,597 --> 00:17:35,765
Did you ever consider that, Ms. Day?

475
00:17:35,799 --> 00:17:38,583
Or were you too busy
buying a ladies bike?

476
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:40,703
- What?
- They can use the library.

477
00:17:40,737 --> 00:17:42,438
No one goes in there anyway.

478
00:17:42,472 --> 00:17:43,873
Yeah, let's burn the books!

479
00:17:43,907 --> 00:17:46,709
<i>Except for The Da Vinci Code.</i>

480
00:17:46,743 --> 00:17:49,612
Well, that took a weird turn, but...

481
00:17:49,646 --> 00:17:51,848
Thank you, Susan.
That-that's so nice.

482
00:17:51,882 --> 00:17:53,883
What a great solution.

483
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,852
Come on!
Let's do it! (exhales)

484
00:17:55,886 --> 00:17:58,788
Oh! Hunter, you animal!

485
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:01,057
(excited chattering)

486
00:18:01,091 --> 00:18:03,759
(laughs)
Yeah! Hit the robot.

487
00:18:03,794 --> 00:18:05,394
Uh, uh, yeah, hit it.

488
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:09,899
I guess we can figure out
some way to keep him here.

489
00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,235
God, you frost my cookies.

490
00:18:12,269 --> 00:18:13,903
Thank you.

491
00:18:13,937 --> 00:18:15,338
Way! Uh!

492
00:18:15,372 --> 00:18:16,772
Wait, what am I...
Get... get back out there.

493
00:18:16,807 --> 00:18:18,741
We got...
We still have a game to play.

494
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:19,575
Hey, Coach, guess what?

495
00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:21,143
- Ball! Oh.
- Oh.

496
00:18:21,178 --> 00:18:22,545
It's okay.

497
00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,747
Don't laugh, guys. (laughs)

498
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:28,050
- Did you see that hit her face?
- I'm okay. I'm gonna sit down.

499
00:18:28,085 --> 00:18:29,952
(sighs)

500
00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,787
(sighs)
So, are you gonna sit, or...?

501
00:18:31,822 --> 00:18:33,389
No, I'm gonna stand.

502
00:18:33,423 --> 00:18:34,824
'Cause isn't that what we are doing?

503
00:18:34,858 --> 00:18:36,459
Standing... for the little guy?

504
00:18:36,493 --> 00:18:37,460
(quietly):
What is the plan?

505
00:18:37,494 --> 00:18:39,462
Injustice!

506
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:40,830
I will not stand for it.

507
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:42,498
That is why I will sit right now.

508
00:18:42,532 --> 00:18:44,500
I will sit down

509
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,669
in this chair... (groans)

510
00:18:46,703 --> 00:18:48,104
(clattering)

511
00:18:48,138 --> 00:18:51,474
You're negligent! Aah!

512
00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:56,012
Get off me! My neck! My neck!

513
00:18:56,046 --> 00:18:58,581
Seriously? The fall-down
on the chair bit?

514
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,249
- Is this your first case?
- Yes, it is.

515
00:19:00,284 --> 00:19:03,352
And that is why I'll file
petition on petition.

516
00:19:03,387 --> 00:19:04,987
You're gonna wake up in
the morning to paperwork.

517
00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:08,157
You're gonna go to bed at night
to paperwork.

518
00:19:09,092 --> 00:19:10,660
So how about this, gentlemen?

519
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:14,664
You pay the $20,000 settlement
to your client yourself,

520
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,366
and you'll never
see our faces again.

521
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:18,834
What do you call a lunatic

522
00:19:18,869 --> 00:19:22,338
who's only got one case
and no hobbies?

523
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:24,373
Your worst nightmare.

524
00:19:24,408 --> 00:19:27,043
Let's go, guys.

525
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,947
Listen, Bill,

526
00:19:30,981 --> 00:19:32,715
if you ever want
to play with the big boys,

527
00:19:32,749 --> 00:19:36,018
you'll give me a ring, won't you?

528
00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:38,454
(sighs)

529
00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:40,823
This is a baseball card.

530
00:19:40,857 --> 00:19:43,326
Yeah.

531
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:44,360
<i>Nick: All right!</i>

532
00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,228
- All right. You did it.
- I did it.

533
00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:47,330
- Salud.
- Cheers!

534
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:50,127
- Oh!
- Oh!

535
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:50,912
Schmidt: Another round of shots.

536
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:52,902
- On the house!
- You don't get to say that, Winnie.

537
00:19:52,936 --> 00:19:54,136
You know that, right? Okay.

538
00:19:54,171 --> 00:19:56,138
Oh, I knew you'd come back for me.

539
00:19:56,173 --> 00:19:59,208
So what do you want to do
now? You want to just drive?

540
00:19:59,242 --> 00:20:00,910
Oh, no. Mike!

541
00:20:00,944 --> 00:20:02,411
- What?
- Ple... I got it.

542
00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:03,746
Thank you.

543
00:20:03,780 --> 00:20:05,715
Hey, what you doing here?

544
00:20:05,749 --> 00:20:07,249
- I just wanted to come and say...
- Mm-hmm.

545
00:20:07,284 --> 00:20:08,584
First things first.

546
00:20:08,618 --> 00:20:10,419
The legal drinking age
in Australia is 18.

547
00:20:10,454 --> 00:20:12,555
Second, you're really beautiful.

548
00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:14,056
Like, you're really beautiful.

549
00:20:14,091 --> 00:20:16,158
Like, I want
to take you out some time.

550
00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:18,894
But because I'm 20 and already
at a bit of a disadvantage,

551
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,930
I thought I'd come
and do some uncharacteristic

552
00:20:20,964 --> 00:20:22,732
self-promotion to help the cause?

553
00:20:22,766 --> 00:20:24,200
- Okay.
- And let you know that

554
00:20:24,234 --> 00:20:25,935
well, I just opened my own business.

555
00:20:25,969 --> 00:20:28,070
I build boats.

556
00:20:28,105 --> 00:20:30,106
Uh, wooden boats with my hands.

557
00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:32,875
- Mm-hmm.
- Um, old ladies love me.

558
00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:34,377
They call me sensitive.

559
00:20:34,411 --> 00:20:35,711
And I'm a really good cook.

560
00:20:35,746 --> 00:20:37,780
But I know three dishes,

561
00:20:37,814 --> 00:20:39,476
and two of those dishes
are the same thing.

562
00:20:39,648 --> 00:20:41,164
(laughs)

563
00:20:41,284 --> 00:20:43,386
Yeah, that's about it,
so, what do you think?

564
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,854
Do you want to get a drink?

565
00:20:44,888 --> 00:20:46,589
Like a soft drink with you?

566
00:20:46,623 --> 00:20:48,424
- Soft drink, a walk.
- Can you have a coffee?

567
00:20:48,458 --> 00:20:50,059
- Yeah, I love coffee.
- Mm-hmm.

568
00:20:50,093 --> 00:20:53,696
It's one of the three meals
that I know how I make.

569
00:20:53,730 --> 00:20:56,298
All right.

570
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,067
- Oh, do it!
- Well, done, sir!

571
00:20:58,101 --> 00:20:59,602
- Oh!
- Oh, yeah.

572
00:20:59,636 --> 00:21:00,803
Or you know what? We could

573
00:21:00,837 --> 00:21:02,772
actually... we could
probably just go now.

574
00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:04,907
I'd like to comb your hair, you hunk.

575
00:21:04,941 --> 00:21:06,242
I don't know who they are.
They just come in here,

576
00:21:06,276 --> 00:21:07,943
and they drink,
and make a lot of noise

577
00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,245
and talk about things
they don't know about!

578
00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:10,646
Hey, Mike,
I'm gonna take a break. Um...

579
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,415
I don't know when I'll be back.
I'll just meet you out front.

580
00:21:13,817 --> 00:21:14,950
Stop what you're doing.

581
00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:17,486
There's a lawyer here to make...

582
00:21:17,521 --> 00:21:18,888
(whispers): Jessica?

583
00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:20,923
Jessica, I won the case.

584
00:21:22,459 --> 00:21:26,829
If you woke up right now,
we could be making love.

585
00:21:26,863 --> 00:21:28,631
Jessica?

586
00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:31,267
Power couple.

587
00:21:31,301 --> 00:21:36,906
♪ Oh, I miss the comfort
of this house ♪

588
00:21:36,940 --> 00:21:38,474
(sighs)

589
00:21:38,508 --> 00:21:40,876
♪ Where we are,
where we are ♪

590
00:21:42,846 --> 00:21:45,480
♪ Where we are,
where we are. ♪

591
00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:50,684
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