1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:03,351 Okay, Emma is officially... 2 00:00:03,352 --> 00:00:05,678 Renaissance faire ready. 3 00:00:05,679 --> 00:00:07,841 Now, remember, do not kiss 4 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,719 the first prince you meet. 5 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,833 You know, unless it's that new royal baby. 6 00:00:13,571 --> 00:00:15,889 Which in that case, lock that down. 7 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,182 Ooh, preparest thee, fair Emma, 8 00:00:19,183 --> 00:00:21,660 for the grandest time of thee wee life. 9 00:00:22,791 --> 00:00:24,762 I'm not even sure Emma should be going to this thing. 10 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,392 Ren faire's just full of rowdy dudes 11 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:28,437 on a quest to take home a drunken wench. 12 00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:29,505 Um, hello. 13 00:00:30,085 --> 00:00:31,919 In that case, lower the drawbridge. 14 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,131 I'm going in. 15 00:00:36,887 --> 00:00:38,543 So, what do you think? 16 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:40,606 Ren faire can't suck 17 00:00:40,607 --> 00:00:42,491 when you've got friar Tuck. 18 00:00:42,492 --> 00:00:43,887 Yeah. 19 00:00:44,197 --> 00:00:45,576 Emma doesn't have a choice, 20 00:00:45,577 --> 00:00:47,846 but why are you going to the dork ages? 21 00:00:48,394 --> 00:00:49,935 Dude, this is my job. 22 00:00:49,936 --> 00:00:52,063 I'm working on a piece for "the Mary Hart show." 23 00:00:52,064 --> 00:00:55,697 "Ren faire: Nerds gone wild." (Chuckles) 24 00:00:55,698 --> 00:00:57,880 I'm a respected TV journalist. 25 00:00:57,881 --> 00:00:59,089 Aah. 26 00:01:01,315 --> 00:01:04,823 And Tucker Dobbs reporting live from the floor. 27 00:01:05,609 --> 00:01:07,377 (Cellphone rings) 28 00:01:07,378 --> 00:01:08,566 It's him. It's your dad. 29 00:01:08,567 --> 00:01:09,602 Answer it. You know the drill. 30 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,692 Right. 31 00:01:10,693 --> 00:01:12,077 The law office of Tucker Dobbs, 32 00:01:12,078 --> 00:01:13,441 how may I direct your call? 33 00:01:14,269 --> 00:01:15,794 Hello, Mr. Dobbs. 34 00:01:15,795 --> 00:01:17,750 Mr. Dobbs is just walking in. Here. 35 00:01:18,531 --> 00:01:20,259 Hey, dad. (Chuckles) 36 00:01:21,121 --> 00:01:22,188 No no no no. 37 00:01:22,189 --> 00:01:23,357 Just getting ready for court. 38 00:01:24,536 --> 00:01:26,139 What's up? 39 00:01:26,140 --> 00:01:28,709 The law office of Tucker Dobbs? 40 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:30,854 Yeah, Tucker's dad thinks he's a lawyer. 41 00:01:30,855 --> 00:01:32,679 - Since when? - Since he told him 42 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:34,114 he graduated from law school. 43 00:01:35,099 --> 00:01:38,510 Okay, but Tucker dropped out of law school like three years ago. 44 00:01:38,511 --> 00:01:39,843 I know that and you know that, 45 00:01:39,844 --> 00:01:41,561 but his dad doesn't know that. 46 00:01:41,562 --> 00:01:43,072 Why couldn't he just tell him the truth? 47 00:01:43,073 --> 00:01:44,506 Well, in his family, you're a doctor, 48 00:01:44,507 --> 00:01:45,946 you're a lawyer or you're an orphan. 49 00:01:47,129 --> 00:01:48,928 But all Tucker's ever wanted to do is work in TV. 50 00:01:48,929 --> 00:01:50,293 So I might have suggested 51 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:52,259 that he drop out and pursue his dream. 52 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:53,555 Well, has anyone ever suggested 53 00:01:53,556 --> 00:01:55,325 that you stop suggesting things? 54 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:57,993 All the time. 55 00:01:59,473 --> 00:02:01,380 But his parents never come into the city. 56 00:02:01,381 --> 00:02:03,235 Trust me, it is so not a big deal. 57 00:02:05,194 --> 00:02:06,546 My dad's in town. 58 00:02:09,023 --> 00:02:10,383 And now it's a big deal. 59 00:02:11,046 --> 00:02:12,465 (Theme music plays) 60 00:02:13,147 --> 00:02:16,157 ♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪ 61 00:02:16,158 --> 00:02:19,156 ♪ can take your life and change direction. ♪ 62 00:02:19,157 --> 00:02:23,087 Synced and corrected by Nantinha ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 63 00:02:23,088 --> 00:02:25,102 Tucker: You know my dad will freak out, 64 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,598 but I can't keep this up. 65 00:02:26,599 --> 00:02:28,059 You know my knowledge of the law 66 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:29,538 is limited to TV shows 67 00:02:29,539 --> 00:02:31,176 and that time we went to jury duty 68 00:02:31,177 --> 00:02:32,515 just to pick up girls. 69 00:02:33,283 --> 00:02:34,839 Look, I don't care who she killed. 70 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,478 That defendant was guilty of first degree sexiness. 71 00:02:40,043 --> 00:02:41,926 You may not know anything about the law, 72 00:02:41,927 --> 00:02:44,011 but we do know someone who does. 73 00:02:44,012 --> 00:02:47,115 Well, unfortunately the deposed is indisposed 74 00:02:47,116 --> 00:02:50,497 and won't be re-disposed until an undisclosed time. 75 00:02:50,498 --> 00:02:52,732 So in other words, I'm gonna be a while. 76 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:53,859 - Oh! - It's all right. I've got you. 77 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:57,446 Yes. Yes, you do. 78 00:02:58,127 --> 00:02:59,503 No bones broken, I hope. 79 00:02:59,504 --> 00:03:00,417 Oh, no. 80 00:03:01,176 --> 00:03:02,332 - Riley, are you okay? - I'm fine. 81 00:03:02,894 --> 00:03:04,070 I'm fine. 82 00:03:04,071 --> 00:03:06,040 Sorry, I'm so clumsy. 83 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,383 Well, you look perfect from where I'm standing. 84 00:03:08,724 --> 00:03:10,522 Yeah, whatever, man. 85 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,324 Come on, we need your help. 86 00:03:14,476 --> 00:03:15,594 Who is that? 87 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:16,650 Have you ever seen him before? 88 00:03:16,651 --> 00:03:17,911 What do you know about him? 89 00:03:17,912 --> 00:03:19,209 Riley, if I ever start 90 00:03:19,210 --> 00:03:20,755 noticing the guys who come in here, 91 00:03:20,756 --> 00:03:22,891 it's gonna become a very different kind of bar. 92 00:03:24,868 --> 00:03:26,332 Okay, I'm gonna need you to tell me 93 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:28,553 like a dozen lawyery things. 94 00:03:28,554 --> 00:03:30,306 - Ooh, can I borrow these? - No no no no. 95 00:03:30,307 --> 00:03:31,610 Lawyer-client confidentiality. 96 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:33,623 Ooh, that's a good one. Keep 'em coming. 97 00:03:34,684 --> 00:03:35,902 You're on your own. 98 00:03:35,903 --> 00:03:37,861 All right, I'm meeting Danny to finalize our costumes. 99 00:03:37,862 --> 00:03:40,021 I'm kind of playing hooky for the rest of the afternoon. 100 00:03:40,022 --> 00:03:41,840 Wait, so you're taking the afternoon off 101 00:03:41,841 --> 00:03:43,476 and you won't be back in your office? 102 00:03:43,477 --> 00:03:44,965 Well, not unless I run into my boss 103 00:03:44,966 --> 00:03:46,625 at the wench section at wig world. 104 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:50,406 So you're not gonna be back to the office today at all? 105 00:03:50,824 --> 00:03:52,043 Riley: Okay, here's an idea. 106 00:03:52,044 --> 00:03:54,213 All the energy that you use to act like you're listening, 107 00:03:54,214 --> 00:03:55,956 try using it to actually listen. 108 00:03:57,807 --> 00:03:59,451 Hey, ren boy. 109 00:03:59,452 --> 00:04:00,770 You ready to get medieval? 110 00:04:01,454 --> 00:04:03,360 You have to help me. Mom wants to come with us. 111 00:04:03,361 --> 00:04:04,929 So the more the merrier, right? 112 00:04:04,930 --> 00:04:06,295 No son ever needs to see 113 00:04:06,296 --> 00:04:07,956 his mother dressed up like a wench. 114 00:04:09,219 --> 00:04:10,769 Don't get me wrong. I'm all for boobs, 115 00:04:10,770 --> 00:04:12,688 just as long as they didn't feed me at some point. 116 00:04:13,752 --> 00:04:15,097 (Cellphone vibrates) 117 00:04:15,098 --> 00:04:16,473 Oh, no, it's my coach. 118 00:04:16,474 --> 00:04:18,131 I told him I was at home sick in bed. 119 00:04:18,132 --> 00:04:20,694 (Coughs) Hey, coach. 120 00:04:20,695 --> 00:04:22,267 - Oh, hey, mom. - Oh, hey, honey. 121 00:04:23,108 --> 00:04:24,603 Hey, Riley, I'm glad you're here. 122 00:04:24,604 --> 00:04:26,894 Okay, could you help me with my costume? 123 00:04:26,895 --> 00:04:29,301 You know, I need something that features the girls, 124 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:30,896 but is still street legal. 125 00:04:32,915 --> 00:04:36,112 Hey, breadstick, what's up with the mooney face? 126 00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:39,015 I don't know. Have you ever just like 127 00:04:39,016 --> 00:04:40,181 looked into a guy's eyes 128 00:04:40,182 --> 00:04:41,594 and thought he could be the one? 129 00:04:41,595 --> 00:04:43,220 Yeah, this morning at the bank. 130 00:04:43,221 --> 00:04:44,478 Yesterday at the supermarket. 131 00:04:44,930 --> 00:04:46,788 And two weeks ago at the DMV. 132 00:04:47,803 --> 00:04:49,132 I'm not real choosy. 133 00:04:51,294 --> 00:04:52,827 Wait. 134 00:04:52,828 --> 00:04:54,636 Just now this happened? 135 00:04:55,397 --> 00:04:57,278 I know, I know. It's so silly. 136 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:59,486 But something about the way he looked at me 137 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:01,228 literally took my breath away. 138 00:05:01,229 --> 00:05:02,073 Really? 139 00:05:02,688 --> 00:05:05,288 Oh oh, my God. Okay, um... 140 00:05:05,289 --> 00:05:07,420 Well, you... you... you need to say something. 141 00:05:07,799 --> 00:05:10,054 Oh my God, no. I could never. 142 00:05:10,055 --> 00:05:11,418 I mean, what if he doesn't like me back? 143 00:05:11,419 --> 00:05:12,756 Oh, he does. 144 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:17,018 Yeah, I mean, you know, what's not to like? 145 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:36,851 - (Knocking) - Ben: Mr. Dobbs. 146 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:43,789 Come in. 147 00:05:44,384 --> 00:05:46,610 Mr. Dobbs, your dad. 148 00:05:46,611 --> 00:05:47,578 Tucker. 149 00:05:47,579 --> 00:05:48,532 (Laughs) 150 00:05:48,987 --> 00:05:50,454 - Aww. - (Laughs) 151 00:05:50,455 --> 00:05:51,711 - Uh? - Uh? 152 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:53,198 (Awkward laughter) 153 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:54,364 Well, look at you. 154 00:05:54,365 --> 00:05:55,808 My son the lawyer. 155 00:05:55,809 --> 00:05:58,069 I cannot believe I'm finally standing in your office. 156 00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:00,101 It's unbelievable. 157 00:06:00,420 --> 00:06:02,285 It most certainly is. (Chuckles) 158 00:06:02,984 --> 00:06:04,257 Now now, Mr. Dobbs, 159 00:06:04,258 --> 00:06:06,147 I think this wall of diplomas begs to... 160 00:06:08,481 --> 00:06:09,957 oh, right, I'm having them cleaned. 161 00:06:10,865 --> 00:06:12,215 Well, dad, now that you've seen 162 00:06:12,216 --> 00:06:14,139 my little corner of the world, let's go have a drink, 163 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:15,697 and you can tell me all about yours. 164 00:06:15,698 --> 00:06:17,530 Are you kidding me? I'm not leaving now. 165 00:06:19,755 --> 00:06:21,075 He's not leaving. 166 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,922 Oh, no, I want to hear about some of your cases. 167 00:06:24,923 --> 00:06:27,338 So what are you working on? 168 00:06:27,339 --> 00:06:28,481 Cases? 169 00:06:29,704 --> 00:06:31,584 Well, uh, there's, uh... 170 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,643 Lawyer-client confidentiality. 171 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,508 Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. What he said. 172 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:38,262 (Laughs) That's my boy. 173 00:06:38,263 --> 00:06:39,990 Honest as the day is long. 174 00:06:39,991 --> 00:06:42,138 I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up a judge one day. 175 00:06:42,139 --> 00:06:44,001 Yeah, well, a lot of people would be. 176 00:06:46,262 --> 00:06:47,411 But now that I know 177 00:06:47,412 --> 00:06:49,168 that you're truly passionate about the law, 178 00:06:49,820 --> 00:06:51,581 I'm gonna set you up with some of my friends. 179 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:53,395 We're gonna get you a better job. 180 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:56,128 You know, I'm actually pretty happy right here. 181 00:06:57,385 --> 00:06:58,568 Are you kidding me? 182 00:06:59,003 --> 00:07:00,141 The guy who gets my coffee 183 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:01,533 has a bigger office than this. 184 00:07:01,534 --> 00:07:03,473 Yeah, I will have that to you in like two... 185 00:07:03,474 --> 00:07:04,881 - what are you doing here? - Honey! 186 00:07:09,976 --> 00:07:13,289 Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend... 187 00:07:15,583 --> 00:07:17,149 Winifred. 188 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,966 Marshall Dobbs. So happy to meet you. 189 00:07:23,967 --> 00:07:25,876 (Laughs) We should go. 190 00:07:25,877 --> 00:07:28,555 Don't forget the Jensens are expecting us at 8:00. 191 00:07:28,556 --> 00:07:30,815 I told them you'd be bringing your ambrosia. 192 00:07:30,816 --> 00:07:32,493 Bye, darling. Okay, come on. 193 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:33,720 (Nervous laughter) 194 00:07:39,921 --> 00:07:42,428 Here, you're probably gonna want this back. 195 00:07:44,170 --> 00:07:45,368 I broke it. 196 00:07:47,785 --> 00:07:48,983 Bonnie: So what do you say, Emma? 197 00:07:48,984 --> 00:07:51,290 Should we saddle him up and ride him to ren faire? 198 00:07:55,793 --> 00:07:58,243 We are so winning the costume contest this year. 199 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,649 And wait till you see the skit that Riley and I been working on. 200 00:08:00,650 --> 00:08:02,806 It's about the black plague. It's hilarious! 201 00:08:03,946 --> 00:08:06,152 Yeah, okay, honey, but have you maybe considered 202 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:09,053 going in a slightly more romantic direction? 203 00:08:09,054 --> 00:08:10,063 You know, with the skit 204 00:08:10,426 --> 00:08:12,173 and the costume. 205 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:16,570 Why? This thing's a guaranteed wench-magnet. 206 00:08:16,571 --> 00:08:17,760 The only thing that would be better 207 00:08:17,761 --> 00:08:19,320 is if I had a unicorn horn. 208 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:23,101 Turns out those things are impossible to find. 209 00:08:23,102 --> 00:08:25,158 Yeah yeah, sure. But, honey, 210 00:08:25,767 --> 00:08:27,922 Riley is going with you. 211 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:30,594 - So? - Okay, maybe you better sit down. 212 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:34,763 Yeah, I guess standing is fine. 213 00:08:35,665 --> 00:08:37,303 Okay, remember when I told you 214 00:08:37,304 --> 00:08:39,363 that maybe you should let Riley go? 215 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:41,783 Well, maybe... 216 00:08:41,784 --> 00:08:43,951 I put the cart before the horse. 217 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:47,000 Mom, what are you saying? 218 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:48,705 Oh, no no. I can't, I can't. 219 00:08:48,706 --> 00:08:50,403 Yes yes yes, you can. 220 00:08:50,404 --> 00:08:51,383 Okay. 221 00:08:52,116 --> 00:08:52,980 All right, Danny, 222 00:08:52,981 --> 00:08:55,132 I think that Riley might be into you. 223 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,833 What?! Why do you think that? 224 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:58,313 Well, she kind of told me. 225 00:08:58,314 --> 00:08:59,859 And now I'm kind of telling you. 226 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:02,332 - I don't believe you. - Well, then test the waters. 227 00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,522 You know, just put a little something out there 228 00:09:04,523 --> 00:09:07,022 and see if she gives you a little something back. 229 00:09:07,471 --> 00:09:09,284 - (Sighs) - Yeah. 230 00:09:12,811 --> 00:09:13,964 I don't know. 231 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:16,009 I've been putting out there for like 15 years. 232 00:09:16,010 --> 00:09:19,635 Yeah, but, Danny, she called you "the one." 233 00:09:20,007 --> 00:09:21,370 The one what? 234 00:09:23,302 --> 00:09:25,572 Okay, I can lead you to water, Danny, 235 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,358 but I can't make you think. 236 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:34,201 Hey, there's my legal eagle. 237 00:09:34,930 --> 00:09:37,047 How did it go? Does your dad still think you're a lawyer? 238 00:09:37,048 --> 00:09:38,347 Yep. (Laughs) 239 00:09:38,348 --> 00:09:39,857 Yep, he does. 240 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:41,355 Dude, that's great. 241 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:44,040 Yeah, in fact, we ran into his friend Bob. 242 00:09:44,041 --> 00:09:45,973 Yeah, he's also a lawyer. 243 00:09:45,974 --> 00:09:47,455 Owns a big firm. 244 00:09:48,071 --> 00:09:50,387 And I managed to convince him too. 245 00:09:51,105 --> 00:09:52,808 Tucker, man, you're amazing. 246 00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,180 Yeah, I know, I am. 247 00:09:54,535 --> 00:09:56,305 There's just one little problem. 248 00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,486 Bob offered me a job. 249 00:10:00,093 --> 00:10:01,667 I start on Monday. 250 00:10:04,556 --> 00:10:06,625 He offered you a job and you actually accepted?! 251 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:07,668 What's the matter with you?! 252 00:10:07,669 --> 00:10:08,887 I panicked. 253 00:10:09,827 --> 00:10:11,779 But I do get an office with a window. 254 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:13,928 Good, you can jump out of it 255 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:15,571 when they find out you're not a lawyer! 256 00:10:15,961 --> 00:10:17,166 Dude, you've got to help me. 257 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,537 What am I gonna do now? 258 00:10:18,538 --> 00:10:21,315 Okay, Tucker, I'm gonna suggest something drastic, 259 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:23,872 something crazy, something even I would never do. 260 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:26,622 Tell him the truth. 261 00:10:28,596 --> 00:10:29,952 What else you got? 262 00:10:30,435 --> 00:10:32,588 Tucker, man, it's time you stopped lying. 263 00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,734 He's your dad. He'll understand. 264 00:10:35,147 --> 00:10:37,345 Face your fears. Follow your dreams. 265 00:10:37,346 --> 00:10:39,331 Let nothing stand in your way. 266 00:10:40,109 --> 00:10:42,087 That sounds a lot like the speech you gave me 267 00:10:42,088 --> 00:10:44,480 when you talked me into dropping out of law school. 268 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,811 I thought that sounded familiar. 269 00:10:50,686 --> 00:10:53,049 Danny: "Lovely maiden fair, 270 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:54,603 look into my... 271 00:10:55,636 --> 00:10:57,089 Heart? 272 00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:59,512 And tell me that you... 273 00:11:00,021 --> 00:11:01,536 Love me." 274 00:11:03,253 --> 00:11:06,053 Um, are you sure about this new skit? 275 00:11:06,054 --> 00:11:07,753 'Cause I kind of miss all the old jokes 276 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,238 about death and sadness. 277 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,102 But the romantic ones always win. 278 00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:13,903 So I thought that maybe we could switch it up. 279 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,580 - Just keep reading. - Uh, fine. 280 00:11:15,581 --> 00:11:18,193 "And to you, kind sir, 281 00:11:18,194 --> 00:11:20,352 there is nothing to tell 282 00:11:20,353 --> 00:11:23,298 for my heart has always been true." 283 00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:26,501 "So upon these lips I place a kiss." 284 00:11:30,504 --> 00:11:31,824 Oh my God. 285 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,214 Danny: Oh my God? 286 00:11:33,215 --> 00:11:34,986 "Oh my God" good? Or "oh my God" bad? 287 00:11:35,672 --> 00:11:38,196 So good. Um, amazing, great. 288 00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:40,080 Actually, can we do this again later? 289 00:11:40,081 --> 00:11:42,043 I got to... um, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 290 00:11:43,216 --> 00:11:46,435 Oh! Did you see that? 291 00:11:46,436 --> 00:11:47,461 Mom, you were right. 292 00:11:47,462 --> 00:11:48,867 She really does have feelings for me. 293 00:11:48,868 --> 00:11:51,309 Okay, did I tell you or did I tell you? 294 00:11:51,907 --> 00:11:53,596 You told me. And tomorrow, 295 00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:54,923 I'm gonna tell her. 296 00:11:55,271 --> 00:11:56,909 It's gonna be like a fairy tale. 297 00:11:58,354 --> 00:12:00,148 Yeah, the one where 298 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:02,396 she rides off into the sunset... 299 00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:04,702 On you. 300 00:12:05,864 --> 00:12:07,823 Maybe we should rethink that costume. 301 00:12:08,475 --> 00:12:09,582 You know, before you give it back, 302 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,364 can I borrow it just for like one weekend? 303 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:14,773 Tucker: I don't know if I can do this. 304 00:12:14,774 --> 00:12:15,832 Hey, you'll be fine. 305 00:12:15,833 --> 00:12:17,928 Just look your dad in the eye and tell him the truth. 306 00:12:18,445 --> 00:12:19,803 I'm here for you, man. 307 00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:21,490 - (Knocking on door) - Oh my God, it's him! 308 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:24,293 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 309 00:12:32,090 --> 00:12:33,619 There's my legal eagle. 310 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,487 Ready head out and do some celebrating? 311 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,096 Um, yeah, dad, before we go, 312 00:12:37,097 --> 00:12:38,249 we need to talk. 313 00:12:38,250 --> 00:12:39,902 - What's he doing here? - He lives here. 314 00:12:39,903 --> 00:12:41,088 You live with your assistant? 315 00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:43,187 Yeah, it's part of what I wanted to talk to you about. 316 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:45,836 - You're gay? - I'm not gay. 317 00:12:46,414 --> 00:12:48,249 - Does your girlfriend know? - I don't have a girlfriend. 318 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,463 Well, I guess we know why. 319 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,814 (Emma cries) 320 00:12:51,815 --> 00:12:53,522 - And you have a baby? - No, she's not my baby. 321 00:12:53,523 --> 00:12:55,033 She's actually my baby. 322 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:57,908 Tucker, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover's child. 323 00:12:57,909 --> 00:13:00,460 - Oh my... - I thought we raised you right. 324 00:13:00,461 --> 00:13:02,906 No, dad, just... let me start all over. 325 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,862 Okay, we are not gay. 326 00:13:04,863 --> 00:13:06,372 Ben is my friend. 327 00:13:07,155 --> 00:13:08,693 And most importantly... 328 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,430 I'm not a lawyer. 329 00:13:11,431 --> 00:13:12,788 Oh, yes, you are. 330 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:17,301 I dropped out of law school after first semester. 331 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:19,794 I work in TV. I'm trying to become a producer. 332 00:13:19,795 --> 00:13:20,792 It's my dream. 333 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,092 No, it's not. 334 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,838 Yes. Yes, it is. 335 00:13:24,839 --> 00:13:27,805 I've told you that every time you've asked me what I wanted to be. 336 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,489 But you got that great scholarship. 337 00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:31,542 I might have lied about that too. 338 00:13:32,215 --> 00:13:34,393 But thanks for that graduation trip to Mexico. 339 00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:35,794 Fantastico. 340 00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,404 So to obtain this so-called dream, 341 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,542 - you decided to lie to me... - Oh, no. 342 00:13:41,543 --> 00:13:42,834 And to your mother, 343 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:45,370 to mock us and everything we value and stand for? 344 00:13:45,371 --> 00:13:47,298 Dad, I'm so sorry. 345 00:13:47,299 --> 00:13:48,213 Oh, don't be. 346 00:13:48,529 --> 00:13:49,879 It's no longer a concern of mine 347 00:13:50,471 --> 00:13:51,627 because from now on, 348 00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:53,680 I no longer have a son. 349 00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:57,511 Wait, dad, let me explain. 350 00:14:00,939 --> 00:14:02,810 You should probably let Bob know 351 00:14:02,811 --> 00:14:04,244 you won't be in on Monday. 352 00:14:08,341 --> 00:14:09,556 - (Babbles) - Okay. 353 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,304 Listen, if this is lame, 354 00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:13,109 we need to have a signal. 355 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:14,804 So flap your wings twice 356 00:14:14,805 --> 00:14:17,206 and we will skip out and get tacos. 357 00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:19,309 Yes yes, I know. 358 00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,554 Knock knock. 359 00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:23,892 One not-so-fair maiden reporting for duty. 360 00:14:23,893 --> 00:14:25,682 Oh my gosh, what a coincidence. 361 00:14:25,683 --> 00:14:28,111 That's exactly what I wore to prom. 362 00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:30,473 Uh, where's Danny? 363 00:14:30,474 --> 00:14:32,410 Oh, he asked us to meet him at the train station. 364 00:14:32,411 --> 00:14:34,602 He had a last minute costume change. 365 00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:38,118 So how's everything on the love front? 366 00:14:38,119 --> 00:14:39,537 You still all breathless? 367 00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:43,274 Yeah, but that may be the corset talking. 368 00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,762 So you haven't changed your mind, have you? 369 00:14:46,763 --> 00:14:49,071 No, I saw him yesterday. 370 00:14:49,072 --> 00:14:51,190 And it's all I've been thinking about. 371 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,725 Oh, that's good. 372 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,634 I just wish I at least knew his name, you know? 373 00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:57,020 Oh, that's not good. 374 00:14:57,515 --> 00:14:59,788 I'm sorry, um, who are you talking about? 375 00:14:59,789 --> 00:15:01,949 The guy from the bar. 376 00:15:01,950 --> 00:15:03,507 Who are you talking about? 377 00:15:03,508 --> 00:15:05,412 The guy from the bar. 378 00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,597 I mean, who else would I be talking about? 379 00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:10,303 You know what, Riley? We've got a couple 380 00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:12,020 two, three things to do before we go. 381 00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:13,980 So why don't you just run on ahead 382 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,470 and I will meet you there, okay? 383 00:15:15,471 --> 00:15:16,740 - All right, sounds good. - All right. 384 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:19,241 Well, I will see you in medieval times. 385 00:15:19,242 --> 00:15:21,134 - Fair thee... - Oh my God. 386 00:15:21,135 --> 00:15:23,324 Fair thee... what the hell did I just do? 387 00:15:23,325 --> 00:15:24,408 Okay. 388 00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:25,488 All right. 389 00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,085 Okay, Danny, answer. 390 00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:28,257 Answer answer. 391 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,950 - (Emma cries) - Oh, don't judge me. 392 00:15:33,653 --> 00:15:35,461 (Cellphone rings) 393 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:38,330 (Ringing continues) 394 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,065 - Mr. Dobbs. - I have nothing to say to you. 395 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,560 Oh, no, please please. Just give me two minutes. 396 00:15:43,561 --> 00:15:44,537 That's all I need. 397 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,410 Look, I have no idea what you think of me. 398 00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:48,707 I think you're selfish and immature, 399 00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:50,702 and of indeterminate sexual orientation. 400 00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:53,677 Now we know. 401 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,466 But there's one thing that you and I have in common. 402 00:15:56,862 --> 00:15:58,358 We're both fathers. 403 00:15:58,359 --> 00:15:59,573 And dad to dad, 404 00:15:59,574 --> 00:16:01,678 I would never turn my back on my little girl. 405 00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:03,798 Well, you check back with me in 20 years when she's crushed 406 00:16:03,799 --> 00:16:05,596 all the hopes and dreams you've had for her. 407 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,800 That's just it! Those are your hopes and dreams. 408 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:08,820 Not Tucker's. 409 00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,379 Look, you're never around, so you wouldn't know. 410 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:13,124 But for the first time in his life, 411 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,313 he's really happy. 412 00:16:14,717 --> 00:16:16,517 He loves working in TV. 413 00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,746 You mean poisoning the minds of millions with crap 414 00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:20,060 repackaged as art? 415 00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:22,168 People seem to like it? I don't... 416 00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:24,949 Just come with me to see him work. 417 00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,978 And you'll see how competent and capable he really is. 418 00:16:26,979 --> 00:16:28,669 And how passionate he is about his work. 419 00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:31,623 I'm thinking you're gonna be very impressed 420 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,929 by what you see. 421 00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,252 (Bells ring) 422 00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:41,048 I thought the bells would cheer me up. 423 00:16:41,908 --> 00:16:43,155 They don't... 424 00:16:43,689 --> 00:16:45,440 (Ringing) 425 00:16:45,441 --> 00:16:46,829 Very much. 426 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:49,093 Danny? 427 00:16:49,094 --> 00:16:51,821 Or should I say, sir Danny? 428 00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,185 At your service, milady. 429 00:16:55,033 --> 00:16:56,560 You look amazing. 430 00:16:56,907 --> 00:16:58,046 And you look... 431 00:16:59,129 --> 00:17:00,492 you look amazing. 432 00:17:01,667 --> 00:17:03,456 Like my knight in shining armor. 433 00:17:03,936 --> 00:17:05,289 That was kind of the point. 434 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:07,624 Riley, I was gonna wait until the ren faire 435 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,105 to tell you this, but that would just be more time 436 00:17:09,106 --> 00:17:11,286 - without knowing exactly how... - (Bonnie grunts) 437 00:17:12,316 --> 00:17:13,743 (Pants) 438 00:17:13,744 --> 00:17:15,005 Oh, whew! 439 00:17:15,365 --> 00:17:18,079 Okay, somebody should check Emma's teeth for bugs 440 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,273 because we just set some sort of stroller speed record. 441 00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,893 Uh, mom, we're in the middle of something. 442 00:17:22,894 --> 00:17:24,195 Yeah, and if you get to the end of it, 443 00:17:24,196 --> 00:17:25,823 it's going to be the end of me. 444 00:17:25,824 --> 00:17:28,710 Danny, me thinks thou should shutteth uppeth. 445 00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:31,643 Not now. Riley, you need to hear this. 446 00:17:31,644 --> 00:17:33,862 Ow ow, easy there, robo-knight. 447 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:36,019 Excuse me, is this knight bothering you? 448 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,771 - She's fine. - I wasn't talking to you. 449 00:17:37,772 --> 00:17:38,956 - I'm fine. - You heard her. 450 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,527 Again, not talking to you. 451 00:17:40,528 --> 00:17:41,911 Fine because I think we're done talking. 452 00:17:41,912 --> 00:17:43,476 Is that how we're playing it? 453 00:17:43,477 --> 00:17:44,811 It most certainly is. 454 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:47,643 No no no. 455 00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:49,365 Oh, Danny! 456 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,584 - Bonnie: Danny, no, Danny. - Riley: Stop. Stop it. 457 00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:52,827 Stop, okay. (Screams) 458 00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:54,067 Bonnie: Okay, all right. Here we go. 459 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,335 Here we go, all right. 460 00:17:55,336 --> 00:17:56,263 Danny, stop. 461 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,248 - (Riley screams) - Bonnie: Danny! 462 00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,394 - Oh my God. - Oh no. 463 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,733 Danny, no no no. 464 00:18:02,489 --> 00:18:03,470 Bonnie: Stop it. 465 00:18:03,471 --> 00:18:04,774 I got your back, Danny! 466 00:18:04,775 --> 00:18:06,231 Eat bells, tin man! 467 00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,514 - (Grunting) - (Screaming) 468 00:18:15,084 --> 00:18:16,215 Dad? 469 00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:19,664 Well, I know I'm impressed. 470 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,133 How about you? 471 00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,249 Oh my God, Danny. Are you okay? 472 00:18:24,032 --> 00:18:25,544 You are such a jerk. 473 00:18:28,604 --> 00:18:30,451 Oh my God, are you okay? 474 00:18:30,774 --> 00:18:32,295 You are such a jerk. 475 00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,096 I was afraid I'd never see you again. 476 00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:37,172 I'm Philip. 477 00:18:37,173 --> 00:18:38,599 I'm Riley. 478 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,853 What are the chances we'd both be going to ren faire? 479 00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:43,058 Unless you're an actual knight. 480 00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:44,811 That's cool too. 481 00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,707 This is him. 482 00:18:48,011 --> 00:18:51,722 Oh, so that's the one. 483 00:18:51,723 --> 00:18:55,775 Yeah, it turns out he's the one. 484 00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,638 Yeah, I got that part. 485 00:18:58,246 --> 00:19:00,369 Um, look, Danny, I am so... 486 00:19:00,991 --> 00:19:03,899 why do people even listen to me? 487 00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,094 (Laughs) Damsel in distress! 488 00:19:06,095 --> 00:19:07,519 Coming through! 489 00:19:10,509 --> 00:19:12,004 Dad, what are you doing here? 490 00:19:12,005 --> 00:19:14,113 I just brought him by to see you at work. 491 00:19:14,856 --> 00:19:16,383 And I've seen enough. 492 00:19:16,384 --> 00:19:17,443 Oh, hell no. 493 00:19:17,444 --> 00:19:19,891 You don't get to walk away from me twice. 494 00:19:20,722 --> 00:19:22,501 Do you know what being a dad means? 495 00:19:23,301 --> 00:19:25,358 Unconditional love and support. 496 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:26,746 And you know who taught me that? 497 00:19:26,747 --> 00:19:28,191 Ben. 498 00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,620 Oh, thanks, man. 499 00:19:30,387 --> 00:19:32,058 You might want to take your hat off, I'm just saying. 500 00:19:34,771 --> 00:19:36,368 But it should have been you. 501 00:19:37,165 --> 00:19:39,351 So you can pretend you don't have a son, 502 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,016 disown me, whatever. I don't care. 503 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,894 I'm done lying about what I do. 504 00:19:42,895 --> 00:19:45,286 I'm following my dream and I'm happy. 505 00:19:47,345 --> 00:19:48,828 This is who I am. 506 00:19:51,582 --> 00:19:53,270 Now you can go. 507 00:19:54,307 --> 00:19:55,653 That was a great speech. 508 00:19:57,775 --> 00:20:00,129 Reminds me of the one I wish I'd given my dad. 509 00:20:01,914 --> 00:20:03,301 What are you saying? 510 00:20:03,747 --> 00:20:05,299 What I'm saying is 511 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,179 I made a mistake. 512 00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:10,929 And I'm sorry... 513 00:20:11,308 --> 00:20:13,042 That I've been so closed-minded. 514 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,112 But what I'm really saying is 515 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,554 is that I'm very proud 516 00:20:19,392 --> 00:20:21,907 to call you my son. 517 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,015 That was a great speech, Tucker. 518 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,411 Maybe you should have been a lawyer. 519 00:20:38,412 --> 00:20:39,969 (Mouths) 520 00:20:43,288 --> 00:20:44,291 Bonnie: Are you okay? 521 00:20:44,637 --> 00:20:45,808 I'm fine. 522 00:20:46,919 --> 00:20:49,747 Except I lost the instructions on how to get out of this suit. 523 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:53,078 I'm really sorry about Riley. 524 00:20:53,633 --> 00:20:54,873 Don't be. 525 00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:56,170 It's all good. 526 00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,506 Riley might think she found her knight in shining armor, 527 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,987 but I know how this story ends. 528 00:20:59,988 --> 00:21:01,226 With me. 529 00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,313 I'm her prince charming. 530 00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:08,579 Then, to your happily ever after.