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Corrected by Nantinha. Resynced by Katniss.
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Okay, Emma is officially...
Renaissance faire ready.
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Now, remember, do not kiss
the first prince you meet.
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You know, unless it's that new royal baby.
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Which in that case, lock that down.
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Ooh, preparest thee, fair Emma, for
the grandest time of thee wee life.
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I'm not even sure Emma
should be going to this thing.
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Ren faire's just full of rowdy dudes
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on a quest to take home a drunken wench.
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Um, hello.
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In that case, lower the drawbridge.
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I'm going in.
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So, what do you think?
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Ren faire can't suck when
you've got friar Tuck.
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Yeah.
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Emma doesn't have a choice, but why
are you going to the dork ages?
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Dude, this is my job.
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I'm working on a piece
for "the Mary Hart show."
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Nerds gone wild."
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I'm a respected TV journalist.
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Aah.
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And Tucker Dobbs reporting
live from the floor.
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It's him. It's your dad.
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Answer it. You know the drill.
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Right.
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The law office of Tucker Dobbs,
how may I direct your call?
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Hello, Mr. Dobbs.
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Mr. Dobbs is just walking in. Here.
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Hey, dad.
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No no no no.
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Just getting ready for court.
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What's up?
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The law office of Tucker Dobbs?
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Yeah, Tucker's dad thinks he's a lawyer.
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- Since when?
- Since he told him he graduated from law school.
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Okay, but Tucker dropped out of
law school like three years ago.
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I know that and you know that,
but his dad doesn't know that.
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Why couldn't he just tell him the truth?
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Well, in his family, you're a doctor,
you're a lawyer or you're an orphan.
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But all Tucker's ever
wanted to do is work in TV.
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So I might have suggested that he
drop out and pursue his dream.
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Well, has anyone ever suggested
that you stop suggesting things?
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All the time.
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But his parents never come into the city.
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Trust me, it is so not a big deal.
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My dad's in town.
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And now it's a big deal.
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You know my dad will freak
out, but I can't keep this up.
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You know my knowledge of the
law is limited to TV shows
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and that time we went to jury
duty just to pick up girls.
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Look, I don't care who she killed.
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That defendant was guilty
of first degree sexiness.
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You may not know anything about the
law, but we do know someone who does.
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Well, unfortunately the
deposed is indisposed
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and won't be re-disposed
until an undisclosed time.
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So in other words, I'm gonna be a while.
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- Oh!
- It's all right. I've got you.
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Yes. Yes, you do.
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No bones broken, I hope.
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Oh, no.
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- Riley, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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Sorry, I'm so clumsy.
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Well, you look perfect
from where I'm standing.
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Yeah, whatever, man.
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Come on, we need your help.
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Who is that?
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Have you ever seen him before?
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What do you know about him?
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Riley, if I ever start noticing
the guys who come in here,
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it's gonna become a very
different kind of bar.
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Okay, I'm gonna need you to tell
me like a dozen lawyery things.
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- Ooh, can I borrow these?
- No no no no.
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Lawyer-client confidentiality.
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Ooh, that's a good one. Keep 'em coming.
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You're on your own.
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All right, I'm meeting Danny
to finalize our costumes.
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I'm kind of playing hooky
for the rest of the afternoon.
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Wait, so you're taking the afternoon off
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and you won't be back in your office?
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Well, not unless I run into my boss
at the wench section at wig world.
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So you're not gonna be back
to the office today at all?
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Okay, here's an idea.
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All the energy that you use
to act like you're listening,
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try using it to actually listen.
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Hey, ren boy.
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You ready to get medieval?
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You have to help me. Mom
wants to come with us.
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So the more the merrier, right?
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No son ever needs to see his
mother dressed up like a wench.
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Don't get me wrong. I'm all for boobs,
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just as long as they didn't
feed me at some point.
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Oh, no, it's my coach.
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I told him I was at home sick in bed.
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Hey, coach.
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- Oh, hey, mom.
- Oh, hey, honey.
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Hey, Riley, I'm glad you're here.
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Okay, could you help me with my costume?
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You know, I need something
that features the girls,
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but is still street legal.
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Hey, breadstick, what's
up with the mooney face?
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I don't know. Have you ever just
like looked into a guy's eyes
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and thought he could be the one?
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Yeah, this morning at the bank.
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Yesterday at the supermarket.
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And two weeks ago at the DMV.
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I'm not real choosy.
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Wait.
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Just now this happened?
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I know, I know. It's so silly.
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But something about the way he looked
at me literally took my breath away.
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Really?
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Oh oh, my God. Okay, um... Well, you...
you... you need to say something.
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Oh my God, no. I could never.
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I mean, what if he doesn't like me back?
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Oh, he does.
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Yeah, I mean, you know, what's not to like?
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Mr. Dobbs.
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Come in.
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Mr. Dobbs, your dad.
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Tucker.
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Aww.
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- Uh?
- Uh?
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Well, look at you.
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My son the lawyer.
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I cannot believe I'm finally
standing in your office.
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It's unbelievable.
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It most certainly is.
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Now now, Mr. Dobbs, I think this
wall of diplomas begs to...
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oh, right, I'm having them cleaned.
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Well, dad, now that you've seen
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my little corner of the
world, let's go have a drink,
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and you can tell me all about yours.
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Are you kidding me? I'm not leaving now.
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He's not leaving.
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Oh, no, I want to hear
about some of your cases.
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So what are you working on?
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Cases?
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Well, uh, there's, uh...
Lawyer-client confidentiality.
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah. What he said.
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That's my boy.
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Honest as the day is long.
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I wouldn't be surprised if
you ended up a judge one day.
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Yeah, well, a lot of people would be.
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But now that I know that you're
truly passionate about the law,
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I'm gonna set you up
with some of my friends.
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We're gonna get you a better job.
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You know, I'm actually
pretty happy right here.
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Are you kidding me?
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The guy who gets my coffee has
a bigger office than this.
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Yeah, I will have that
to you in like two...
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- what are you doing here?
- Honey!
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Dad, I'd like you to meet my girlfriend...
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Winifred.
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Marshall Dobbs. So happy to meet you.
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We should go.
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Don't forget the Jensens
are expecting us at 8:00.
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I told them you'd be
bringing your ambrosia.
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Bye, darling. Okay, come on.
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Here, you're probably gonna want this back.
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I broke it.
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So what do you say, Emma?
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Should we saddle him up
and ride him to ren faire?
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We are so winning the
costume contest this year.
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And wait till you see the skit
that Riley and I been working on.
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It's about the black
plague. It's hilarious!
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Yeah, okay, honey, but
have you maybe considered
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going in a slightly
more romantic direction?
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You know, with the skit
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and the costume.
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Why? This thing's a
guaranteed wench-magnet.
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The only thing that would be
better is if I had a unicorn horn.
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Turns out those things
are impossible to find.
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Yeah yeah, sure. But, honey,
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Riley is going with you.
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- So?
- Okay, maybe you better sit down.
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Yeah, I guess standing is fine.
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Okay, remember when I told you that
maybe you should let Riley go?
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Well, maybe... I put the
cart before the horse.
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Mom, what are you saying?
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Oh, no no. I can't, I can't.
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Yes yes yes, you can.
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Okay.
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All right, Danny, I think
that Riley might be into you.
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What?! Why do you think that?
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Well, she kind of told me.
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And now I'm kind of telling you.
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- I don't believe you.
- Well, then test the waters.
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You know, just put a
little something out there
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and see if she gives you
a little something back.
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I've been putting out
there for like 15 years.
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Yeah, but, Danny, she called you "the one."
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The one what?
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Okay, I can lead you to water, Danny,
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but I can't make you think.
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Hey, there's my legal eagle.
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How did it go? Does your dad
still think you're a lawyer?
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Yep.
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Yep, he does.
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Dude, that's great.
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Yeah, in fact, we ran into his friend Bob.
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Yeah, he's also a lawyer.
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Owns a big firm.
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And I managed to convince him too.
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Tucker, man, you're amazing.
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Yeah, I know, I am.
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There's just one little problem.
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Bob offered me a job.
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I start on Monday.
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He offered you a job and
you actually accepted?!
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What's the matter with you?!
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I panicked.
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But I do get an office with a window.
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Good, you can jump out of it when
they find out you're not a lawyer!
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Dude, you've got to help me.
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What am I gonna do now?
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Okay, Tucker, I'm gonna
suggest something drastic,
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something crazy, something
even I would never do.
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Tell him the truth.
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What else you got?
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Tucker, man, it's time you stopped lying.
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He's your dad. He'll understand.
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Face your fears. Follow your dreams.
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Let nothing stand in your way.
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That sounds a lot like
the speech you gave me
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when you talked me into
dropping out of law school.
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I thought that sounded familiar.
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"Lovely maiden fair, look into my...
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Heart?
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And tell me that you...
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Love me."
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Um, are you sure about this new skit?
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'Cause I kind of miss all the old
jokes about death and sadness.
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But the romantic ones always win.
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So I thought that maybe
we could switch it up.
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- Just keep reading.
- Uh, fine.
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"And to you, kind sir,
there is nothing to tell
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for my heart has always been true."
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"So upon these lips I place a kiss."
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God?
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"Oh my God" good? Or "oh my God" bad?
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So good. Um, amazing, great.
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Actually, can we do this again later?
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I got to... um, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
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Oh! Did you see that?
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Mom, you were right.
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She really does have feelings for me.
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Okay, did I tell you or did I tell you?
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You told me. And tomorrow,
I'm gonna tell her.
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00:12:01,571 --> 00:12:03,209
It's gonna be like a fairy tale.
254
00:12:04,654 --> 00:12:08,696
Yeah, the one where she rides
off into the sunset...
255
00:12:09,891 --> 00:12:11,002
On you.
256
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,123
Maybe we should rethink that costume.
257
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:15,882
You know, before you give it back,
258
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:17,664
can I borrow it just for like one weekend?
259
00:12:20,008 --> 00:12:21,073
I don't know if I can do this.
260
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,132
Hey, you'll be fine.
261
00:12:22,133 --> 00:12:24,228
Just look your dad in the
eye and tell him the truth.
262
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,103
I'm here for you, man.
263
00:12:26,104 --> 00:12:27,790
Oh my God, it's him!
264
00:12:29,259 --> 00:12:30,593
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
265
00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,919
There's my legal eagle.
266
00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:41,787
Ready head out and do some celebrating?
267
00:12:41,788 --> 00:12:44,549
Um, yeah, dad, before
we go, we need to talk.
268
00:12:44,550 --> 00:12:46,202
- What's he doing here?
- He lives here.
269
00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:47,388
You live with your assistant?
270
00:12:47,389 --> 00:12:49,487
Yeah, it's part of what I
wanted to talk to you about.
271
00:12:50,505 --> 00:12:52,136
- You're gay?
- I'm not gay.
272
00:12:52,714 --> 00:12:54,549
- Does your girlfriend know?
- I don't have a girlfriend.
273
00:12:54,550 --> 00:12:55,763
Well, I guess we know why.
274
00:12:58,115 --> 00:12:59,822
- And you have a baby?
- No, she's not my baby.
275
00:12:59,823 --> 00:13:01,333
She's actually my baby.
276
00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:04,208
Tucker, the least you could do
is adopt your gay lover's child.
277
00:13:04,209 --> 00:13:06,760
- Oh my...
- I thought we raised you right.
278
00:13:06,761 --> 00:13:09,206
No, dad, just... let me start all over.
279
00:13:09,207 --> 00:13:11,162
Okay, we are not gay.
280
00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:12,672
Ben is my friend.
281
00:13:13,455 --> 00:13:14,993
And most importantly...
282
00:13:16,257 --> 00:13:17,730
I'm not a lawyer.
283
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,088
Oh, yes, you are.
284
00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:23,601
I dropped out of law
school after first semester.
285
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:26,094
I work in TV. I'm trying
to become a producer.
286
00:13:26,095 --> 00:13:27,092
It's my dream.
287
00:13:27,093 --> 00:13:28,392
No, it's not.
288
00:13:29,303 --> 00:13:31,138
Yes. Yes, it is.
289
00:13:31,139 --> 00:13:34,105
I've told you that every time
you've asked me what I wanted to be.
290
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,789
But you got that great scholarship.
291
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,842
I might have lied about that too.
292
00:13:38,515 --> 00:13:40,693
But thanks for that
graduation trip to Mexico.
293
00:13:40,694 --> 00:13:42,094
Fantastico.
294
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:45,704
So to obtain this so-called dream,
295
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,842
- you decided to lie to me...
- Oh, no.
296
00:13:47,843 --> 00:13:51,670
And to your mother, to mock us and
everything we value and stand for?
297
00:13:51,671 --> 00:13:53,598
Dad, I'm so sorry.
298
00:13:53,599 --> 00:13:54,513
Oh, don't be.
299
00:13:54,829 --> 00:13:56,179
It's no longer a concern of mine
300
00:13:56,771 --> 00:13:57,927
because from now on,
301
00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,980
I no longer have a son.
302
00:14:01,986 --> 00:14:03,811
Wait, dad, let me explain.
303
00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:10,544
You should probably let Bob
know you won't be in on Monday.
304
00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:16,556
Okay.
305
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:18,304
Listen, if this is lame,
306
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,109
we need to have a signal.
307
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:24,206
So flap your wings twice and we
will skip out and get tacos.
308
00:14:24,889 --> 00:14:26,309
Yes yes, I know.
309
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:27,554
Knock knock.
310
00:14:27,555 --> 00:14:30,892
One not-so-fair maiden
reporting for duty.
311
00:14:30,893 --> 00:14:32,682
Oh my gosh, what a coincidence.
312
00:14:32,683 --> 00:14:35,111
That's exactly what I wore to prom.
313
00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:37,473
Uh, where's Danny?
314
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:39,410
Oh, he asked us to meet
him at the train station.
315
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:41,602
He had a last minute costume change.
316
00:14:42,032 --> 00:14:45,118
So how's everything on the love front?
317
00:14:45,119 --> 00:14:46,537
You still all breathless?
318
00:14:46,538 --> 00:14:50,274
Yeah, but that may be the corset talking.
319
00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:53,762
So you haven't changed your mind, have you?
320
00:14:53,763 --> 00:14:56,071
No, I saw him yesterday.
321
00:14:56,072 --> 00:14:58,190
And it's all I've been thinking about.
322
00:14:58,191 --> 00:14:59,725
Oh, that's good.
323
00:15:00,301 --> 00:15:02,634
I just wish I at least
knew his name, you know?
324
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,020
Oh, that's not good.
325
00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:06,788
I'm sorry, um, who are you talking about?
326
00:15:06,789 --> 00:15:08,949
The guy from the bar.
327
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,507
Who are you talking about?
328
00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,412
The guy from the bar.
329
00:15:12,548 --> 00:15:15,597
I mean, who else would I be talking about?
330
00:15:15,598 --> 00:15:17,303
You know what, Riley? We've got a couple
331
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:19,020
two, three things to do before we go.
332
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:22,470
So why don't you just run on ahead
and I will meet you there, okay?
333
00:15:22,471 --> 00:15:23,740
- All right, sounds good.
- All right.
334
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:26,241
Well, I will see you in medieval times.
335
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,134
- Fair thee...
- Oh my God.
336
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:30,324
Fair thee... what the hell did I just do?
337
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:31,408
Okay.
338
00:15:31,409 --> 00:15:32,488
All right.
339
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:34,085
Okay, Danny, answer.
340
00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,257
Answer answer.
341
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,950
Oh, don't judge me.
342
00:15:47,461 --> 00:15:49,065
- Mr. Dobbs.
- I have nothing to say to you.
343
00:15:49,066 --> 00:15:50,560
Oh, no, please please.
Just give me two minutes.
344
00:15:50,561 --> 00:15:51,537
That's all I need.
345
00:15:51,987 --> 00:15:54,410
Look, I have no idea what you think of me.
346
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:55,707
I think you're selfish and immature,
347
00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:57,702
and of indeterminate sexual orientation.
348
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:00,677
Now we know.
349
00:16:01,653 --> 00:16:03,466
But there's one thing that
you and I have in common.
350
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,358
We're both fathers.
351
00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:08,678
And dad to dad, I would never
turn my back on my little girl.
352
00:16:08,679 --> 00:16:10,798
Well, you check back with me
in 20 years when she's crushed
353
00:16:10,799 --> 00:16:12,596
all the hopes and dreams
you've had for her.
354
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,800
That's just it! Those
are your hopes and dreams.
355
00:16:14,801 --> 00:16:15,820
Not Tucker's.
356
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,379
Look, you're never around,
so you wouldn't know.
357
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,313
But for the first time in his
life, he's really happy.
358
00:16:21,717 --> 00:16:23,517
He loves working in TV.
359
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:27,060
You mean poisoning the minds of
millions with crap repackaged as art?
360
00:16:27,061 --> 00:16:29,168
People seem to like it? I don't...
361
00:16:29,898 --> 00:16:31,949
Just come with me to see him work.
362
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,978
And you'll see how competent
and capable he really is.
363
00:16:33,979 --> 00:16:35,669
And how passionate he is about his work.
364
00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:39,929
I'm thinking you're gonna be
very impressed by what you see.
365
00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:48,048
I thought the bells would cheer me up.
366
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,155
They don't...
367
00:16:52,441 --> 00:16:53,829
Very much.
368
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,093
Danny?
369
00:16:56,094 --> 00:16:58,821
Or should I say, sir Danny?
370
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,185
At your service, milady.
371
00:17:02,033 --> 00:17:03,560
You look amazing.
372
00:17:03,907 --> 00:17:05,046
And you look...
373
00:17:06,129 --> 00:17:07,492
you look amazing.
374
00:17:08,667 --> 00:17:10,456
Like my knight in shining armor.
375
00:17:10,936 --> 00:17:12,289
That was kind of the point.
376
00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,624
Riley, I was gonna wait until the ren faire
377
00:17:14,625 --> 00:17:16,105
to tell you this, but that
would just be more time
378
00:17:16,106 --> 00:17:18,286
without knowing exactly how...
379
00:17:20,744 --> 00:17:22,005
Oh, whew!
380
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:25,079
Okay, somebody should
check Emma's teeth for bugs
381
00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:28,273
because we just set some
sort of stroller speed record.
382
00:17:28,274 --> 00:17:29,893
Uh, mom, we're in the middle of something.
383
00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:32,823
Yeah, and if you get to the end of
it, it's going to be the end of me.
384
00:17:32,824 --> 00:17:35,710
Danny, me thinks thou
should shutteth uppeth.
385
00:17:36,344 --> 00:17:38,643
Not now. Riley, you need to hear this.
386
00:17:38,644 --> 00:17:40,862
Ow ow, easy there, robo-knight.
387
00:17:40,863 --> 00:17:43,019
Excuse me, is this knight bothering you?
388
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,771
- She's fine.
- I wasn't talking to you.
389
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:45,956
- I'm fine.
- You heard her.
390
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,527
Again, not talking to you.
391
00:17:47,528 --> 00:17:48,911
Fine because I think we're done talking.
392
00:17:48,912 --> 00:17:50,476
Is that how we're playing it?
393
00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:51,811
It most certainly is.
394
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,643
No no no.
395
00:17:55,294 --> 00:17:56,365
Oh, Danny!
396
00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:58,584
- Danny, no, Danny.
- Stop. Stop it.
397
00:17:58,585 --> 00:17:59,827
Stop, okay.
398
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:01,067
Okay, all right. Here we go.
399
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,335
Here we go, all right.
400
00:18:02,336 --> 00:18:03,263
Danny, stop.
401
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:05,248
Danny!
402
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:06,394
- Oh my God.
- Oh no.
403
00:18:07,162 --> 00:18:08,733
Danny, no no no.
404
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,470
Stop it.
405
00:18:10,471 --> 00:18:11,774
I got your back, Danny!
406
00:18:11,775 --> 00:18:13,231
Eat bells, tin man!
407
00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:23,215
Dad?
408
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,664
Well, I know I'm impressed.
409
00:18:26,665 --> 00:18:28,133
How about you?
410
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,249
Oh my God, Danny. Are you okay?
411
00:18:31,032 --> 00:18:32,544
You are such a jerk.
412
00:18:35,604 --> 00:18:37,451
Oh my God, are you okay?
413
00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:39,295
You are such a jerk.
414
00:18:40,796 --> 00:18:42,096
I was afraid I'd never see you again.
415
00:18:42,963 --> 00:18:44,172
I'm Philip.
416
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,599
I'm Riley.
417
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,853
What are the chances we'd
both be going to ren faire?
418
00:18:48,599 --> 00:18:50,058
Unless you're an actual knight.
419
00:18:50,419 --> 00:18:51,811
That's cool too.
420
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:54,707
This is him.
421
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:58,722
Oh, so that's the one.
422
00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:02,775
Yeah, it turns out he's the one.
423
00:19:02,776 --> 00:19:04,638
Yeah, I got that part.
424
00:19:05,246 --> 00:19:07,369
Um, look, Danny, I am so...
425
00:19:07,991 --> 00:19:10,899
why do people even listen to me?
426
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,094
Damsel in distress!
427
00:19:13,095 --> 00:19:14,519
Coming through!
428
00:19:17,509 --> 00:19:19,004
Dad, what are you doing here?
429
00:19:19,005 --> 00:19:21,113
I just brought him by to see you at work.
430
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,383
And I've seen enough.
431
00:19:23,384 --> 00:19:24,443
Oh, hell no.
432
00:19:24,444 --> 00:19:26,891
You don't get to walk away from me twice.
433
00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:29,501
Do you know what being a dad means?
434
00:19:30,301 --> 00:19:32,358
Unconditional love and support.
435
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,746
And you know who taught me that?
436
00:19:33,747 --> 00:19:35,191
Ben.
437
00:19:35,192 --> 00:19:36,620
Oh, thanks, man.
438
00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:39,058
You might want to take your
hat off, I'm just saying.
439
00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:43,368
But it should have been you.
440
00:19:44,165 --> 00:19:48,016
So you can pretend you don't have a
son, disown me, whatever. I don't care.
441
00:19:48,017 --> 00:19:49,894
I'm done lying about what I do.
442
00:19:49,895 --> 00:19:52,286
I'm following my dream and I'm happy.
443
00:19:54,345 --> 00:19:55,828
This is who I am.
444
00:19:58,582 --> 00:20:00,270
Now you can go.
445
00:20:01,307 --> 00:20:02,653
That was a great speech.
446
00:20:04,775 --> 00:20:07,129
Reminds me of the one
I wish I'd given my dad.
447
00:20:08,914 --> 00:20:10,301
What are you saying?
448
00:20:10,747 --> 00:20:12,299
What I'm saying is
449
00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:15,179
I made a mistake.
450
00:20:16,546 --> 00:20:17,929
And I'm sorry...
451
00:20:18,308 --> 00:20:20,042
That I've been so closed-minded.
452
00:20:21,414 --> 00:20:23,112
But what I'm really saying is
453
00:20:23,883 --> 00:20:25,554
is that I'm very proud
454
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,907
to call you my son.
455
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,015
That was a great speech, Tucker.
456
00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,411
Maybe you should have been a lawyer.
457
00:20:50,288 --> 00:20:51,291
Are you okay?
458
00:20:51,637 --> 00:20:52,808
I'm fine.
459
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,747
Except I lost the instructions
on how to get out of this suit.
460
00:20:58,383 --> 00:21:00,078
I'm really sorry about Riley.
461
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:01,873
Don't be.
462
00:21:01,874 --> 00:21:03,170
It's all good.
463
00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:05,506
Riley might think she found
her knight in shining armor,
464
00:21:05,507 --> 00:21:06,987
but I know how this story ends.
465
00:21:06,988 --> 00:21:08,226
With me.
466
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:10,313
I'm her prince charming.