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♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪
The Winter of His Content
Original Air Date on March 16, 2014
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(school bell ringing)
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(Barney belches)
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(whistle blows)
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(yells)
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(beeping)
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(playing the blues)
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(playing the blues)
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(tires screeching)
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D'oh!
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(tires screeching)
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(grunts)
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(game buzzes)
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D'oh!
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(Bart laughs)
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(Homer screaming)
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(both giggling)
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MARGE: Whoa!
HOMER: What the...?
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(Homer laughs)
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Mmm, mail.
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Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm.
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If it's not final,
who cares?
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(toy squeaks, siren whoops)
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DOLL:
Donkey!
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HOMER (muffled):
There you go.
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(both moaning)
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(frustrated grunt)
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(glass shatters)
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(phone rings)
(both giggling)
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If it's important,
they'll call back.
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(phone continues ringing)
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LISA:
Mom! Dad!
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The retirement home
lost its license
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and Grampa has
nowhere to live!
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BOTH:
D'oh!
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Oh! That man can't remember
anything except our number!
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(sighs) Get in
the car, Dad.
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Look who's here,
the big dummy!
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You do know
I'm a doctor now.
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Yeah! M.D.!
Major Dummy!
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Grampa, what happened?
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This place
is unlivable.
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My contract clearly promised
"barely livable."
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Yeah, well, we're closing down
Codger Stadium here
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until they fix up
their violations.
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And there
are a lot of 'em.
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Mannequin nurses.
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Like I said,
lot of violations.
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Oh! I guess Grampa's
coming home with us.
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Unless...
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what about that nice
dog boarding place?
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The really good one,
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where they each have
their own dog partner.
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No kennels!
You're right.
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Bad idea, bad idea.
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Should we just,
you know, drive by
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and take a look
at the place...?
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(groans)
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Bad idea. Bad.
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When are your relatives
going to be here?
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Can I be honest with you?
They're not.
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We're all alone
in this world.
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All I have left is a phone
message from my late wife.
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Pick up the phone, big shot!
I know you're there!
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You're both coming home with us.
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You mean it?
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Mm-hmm.
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Ah, just let me
say good-bye
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to my girlfriend.
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Don't get fat.
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Honey, Grampa
is the closest thing I have
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to a father, and I love him,
but three octogenorous?
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Homie, Homie,
we'll be old someday.
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(laughs)
Speak for yourself.
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Glug-glug-glug.
Chomp-chomp-chomp.
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(gasps) Beep...
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(laughs)
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My lifestyle
is my retirement plan.
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Oh!
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And don't
forget my ripple.
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You're not taking your ripple.
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Without ripple,
I never would have had you.
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Ripple's your real daddy.
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(chuckles)
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This is gonna be a swell
flophouse, sister.
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So, where should we
park our pills?
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What pills?
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Aah!
(laughs)
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Don't worry, Marge.
It's childproof.
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Oh, oh...
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Homer, how are we
doing with those cots?
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(grunts)
Uh... come on, boy.
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Your job is to guide me.
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Well, I really think you
should watch your temper.
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I mean down the stairs,
you stupid kid!
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Stupid kid?
Do you really think
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that's the way
we should communicate?
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You just want to see
your old man trip and fall.
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Well, sorry to
disappoint you, lad, but...
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What the...?
D'oh! D'oh! Ooh!
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Not what I was hoping
for, but it'll do.
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(cackles)
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Okay, boys, shower up.
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And I better hear
some towels snapping.
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Muntz, what is wrong
with you?
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Now, you get undressed
in front of everyone
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that's staring at you.
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(all gasp)
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(gasps) Is that
women's underwear?
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My mom can't afford
to buy me clothes,
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so I wear her hand-me-downs.
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(sobs)
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(children laughing)
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Muntz, there's a kind of poverty
that toughens you up,
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but this... is sad.
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(children laughing)
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Hey, leave him alone.
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I, too, know the pain
of hand-me-down underwear.
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My dad buys
the underpants gorillas wear
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during monkey shows.
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So if you're gonna laugh
at Nelson, laugh at me, too.
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Simpson, I won't
forget this.
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From now on, you and I
are as tight as whiteys.
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♪
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(all passing gas)
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(gasping and groaning)
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(electrical buzz)
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(groans)
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(electrical buzz)
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♪
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(gasps)
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(electrical buzz)
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(laughs)
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(yells)
(screams)
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(groaning)
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(whimpers)
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(screams)
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(bell rings)
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(laughing)
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I've had it up to here with
those freeloading wrinkle bags.
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They pee all night,
they cry all day,
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and every time they use
the computer, the font is huge.
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Aah!
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Dad, did it ever occur to
you that we're learning
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how to take care of you
when you're older
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by watching the way
you treat Grampa?
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Have you seen how he
treats my grampa?
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Never visits him.
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Never even acknowledges
his existence.
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Your grampa's alive?
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Oh, yeah.
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Okay...
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Well, can you please
be nicer to our grampa?
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For me? I love Grampa.
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You may not realize it,
but he's a treasure.
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GRAMPA: Keep it down in there,
you jabbermouths!
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I'm trying
to watch C-SPAN2.
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Please?
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Okay. (laughs)
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You know, I love him, too.
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In a manly way.
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That never shows itself.
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Now, we're
going to need
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three hearing aid
batteries,
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all different
and hard to get.
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And this has to be in the
fridge, next to the butter.
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And the butter has to be open.
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Oh, I'll see what I can do.
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I can handle them
from now on, Marge.
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Gentlemen,
I've been thinking.
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My glorious youth and beauty
won't last forever.
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Someday, when the leaves
have turned
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and the moon has broken apart
into chunks of floating cheese,
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I will be old.
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What's your point, pound cake?
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I'm hoping we can
find a way to coexist.
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What did he say?
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He wants to see if ghosts exist.
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Ooh, they do.
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My Uncle Bill is here right now.
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Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry
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I wasn't a very good
ladder holder.
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That's all right.
Enough about that.
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Did the clock ever get wound?
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This can only be good.
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This family's had a lot of hoods
put over their heads.
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Uh, Chief, something
about that looks fishy.
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Aw, Lou, you got a
suspicious mind, you know?
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You remind me of
that Elvis song.
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Uh, uh, "Clambake."
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You know, 'cause
you open your yap
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when things get hot.
"Clambake."
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JIMBO:
All right, take off his hood.
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Where am I?
Our secret place.
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The empty swimming pool
from the country club
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that closed down rather
than let women in.
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(coyote howls)
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Now, enter the stolen
bicycle graveyard.
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We've decided to make you
an honorary bully.
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Bestow upon him
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the necklace
of unknown retainers.
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Um... thanks,
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but I'm not sure
I want to be a bully.
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It's too late.
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You've seen our faces.
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(long grunt)
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Wow, never had breakfast
at 6:00 in the morning before.
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I love yakking
at the manager
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while he's trying
to unlock the door.
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Now we'll talk about
dead people you never met
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while we get
a little exercise.
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(Homer sighs)
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When does
the exercise start?
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This is it.
Yeah, we're mall-walking.
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Oh, my God.
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This counts as exercise?
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I'm barely moving
and I'm smelling Cinnebun.
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Sometimes you have to
wait till you're 38
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to discover
who you really are.
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I'm a 79-year-old man.
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Son, welcome to the club.
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Now, say something
pathetic.
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Uh, okay, um...
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Oh, I can't.
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That's my boy.
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I-25.
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What letter?
"I."
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What number?
25.
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What game?
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Bingo!
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Damn it!
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Who's the icebox
pie, Abe?
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Your younger
brother?
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My son--
but he's taken.
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Well, I'm not
surprised--
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the way he tears
into corn on the cob.
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Now, Mildred,
he's a married man.
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You can't see the ring
because his finger's too fat.
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Join the party, Abe-- there's
plenty of room in my bed...
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once they take
the railings down.
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I said beat it!
For the time being.
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Now, Homer, you stay away
from those red-door hoochies.
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They're just trying to get a
chicken dinner out of you.
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Hmm.
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Well, thanks for
the chicken dinner.
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How did you know
I wanted one?
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(chuckles)
All you gals
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like chicken dinners, Marge.
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Don't call me a gal.
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Makes me feel like
I'm your mother.
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(shivers)
I better turn up the heat.
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It's 82 degrees.
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Huh?
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Are you wearing sock garters?
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Young lady, in my day...
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Your day is my day!
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We're the same age!
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(gasps) You're turning
into your father.
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(Grampa-like sputtering)
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00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,467
You won't feel
so bollixed
263
00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:01,203
once my Social Security
checks start coming!
264
00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:03,906
They're not coming
for another 29 years.
265
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,042
(gasps)
Did your ear lobes get longer?
266
00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:08,844
Falsies.
267
00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:10,879
(owl hooting)
268
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,719
(cell phone chimes)
269
00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,754
Whoa.
A tweet from Chester!
270
00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,155
Who's Chester?
271
00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,623
"Who's Chester"?
272
00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,993
Just the most legendary
bully of all.
273
00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:27,663
They say he once
wedgied a kid in half.
274
00:12:27,697 --> 00:12:29,231
Whoa.
275
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,566
He's calling a
bully summit
276
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600
for next
Saturday night.
277
00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,002
Hey, isn't that
the same night
278
00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:35,270
the U.S. figure skating
finals are on?
279
00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:38,774
They've been promoting it
like hell!
280
00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:42,077
Excuse us, we're
looking for owls.
281
00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:43,245
Screech or hoot?
282
00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,413
Either one's fine.
283
00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:45,781
That was an order!
284
00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,683
(hooting) Screech!
Screech!
285
00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:51,086
Where's the Lord
of the Fries?
286
00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:54,757
Actually, Homer got up early
to count and sort pills.
287
00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:57,659
Then he called the police when
a Frisbee landed on our lawn.
288
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,195
Then he went to the drugstore
for an egg cream,
289
00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,864
but he only
brought a nickel.
290
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,000
I didn't mind that he grew bald.
291
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,869
I didn't mind that he got fat.
292
00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:08,704
I didn't mind
that he got fatter.
293
00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:12,307
But no one told me
he'd get older than me.
294
00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,942
Oh... (sniffles)
295
00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:15,277
Say it, honey--
296
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,513
you're no longer
attracted to him.
297
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:24,753
Maybe.
298
00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,562
It's on tonight,
and everyone who ever took
299
00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:36,165
anyone's lunch money is there.
300
00:13:36,199 --> 00:13:37,933
♪
301
00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:55,951
♪
302
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,562
DEEJAY (over speakers): All you boppers
going to the park tonight,
303
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,997
make sure you're not packin'.
304
00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:11,467
We don't want any...
"accidents."
305
00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:15,471
BART:
Ay, caramba.
306
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:19,508
How'd you babies
get here?
307
00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,511
Did your mommy bring you?
308
00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:23,545
Yes.
309
00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:24,780
WOMAN:
Nelson!
310
00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:26,682
I might have to move
the trailer house
311
00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,517
while you're gone.
Look for me downhill.
312
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,452
I ain't got much gas.
313
00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:32,154
Smell you later.
314
00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,224
Hey, my old weasels!
315
00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,426
How's Shelbyville Elementary?
316
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,027
Not bad, not bad.
317
00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,663
We've ruined picture day
three years in a row.
318
00:14:41,698 --> 00:14:42,965
(both grunt)
319
00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:44,967
CROWD (chanting):
Chester! Chester!
320
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,337
They say the day
of the bully is over.
321
00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,372
Popular music condemns us.
322
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:54,409
Documentary filmmakers
expose our craft.
323
00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:57,112
And cyber-bullying
has taken away
324
00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,815
the warmth
of human punching.
325
00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:04,820
But I say to you, the day
of the bully has just begun!
326
00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,622
Can you dig it?!
327
00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,724
Hey, why are you
doing this?
328
00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,959
Because I don't want
to sit around
329
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:15,130
like Prince Charles waiting
for the queen to die!
330
00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:16,765
Can...
331
00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,134
you... dig... it?!
332
00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,209
(crowd cheering, shouting)
333
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:21,436
NELSON: Ooh, I can
totally dig it.
334
00:15:21,471 --> 00:15:22,437
(grunts)
335
00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,406
Chester's been shot!
336
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,841
(high-pitched scream)
337
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,242
(panicked yelling)
338
00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:29,244
This kid did it!
339
00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,680
His sling is still warm!
340
00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,416
Get that boy!
341
00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,352
And his friend, the kid
with the lady's underpants!
342
00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,221
How does everyone know?
343
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:45,581
DEEJAY: To all you boppers out there,
be on the lookout
344
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:49,925
for a sling-daddy who
took down our main man Chester.
345
00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:53,129
This is KBLY,
your source for bully news,
346
00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,864
weather and sports.
347
00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:58,267
100% supported
by money taken from nerds.
348
00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,202
I can't believe
you did that, Bart.
349
00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:01,737
I don't even
want to sit
350
00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:03,973
on the same side
of this car with you.
351
00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,541
I'm just doing it
for balance.
352
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,076
I didn't shoot him!
353
00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:09,412
Oh, yeah? Well, why'd
you bring your slingshot?
354
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,414
I don't know. I feel
naked without it.
355
00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,815
DOLPH:
Yeah, I get that.
356
00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,817
That's how I feel
about my eyebrow ring.
357
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,554
The only way out
is on the subway,
358
00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,289
past everyone
else's territory.
359
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,858
We'll just have to wait
it out here until we...
360
00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,026
(all yelling)
361
00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:27,663
We're gonna have to jump for it!
362
00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:32,735
(grunts)
No! I lost my flip-flop!
363
00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:34,103
Just keep moving!
364
00:16:35,105 --> 00:16:37,106
(flip-flop
flapping)
365
00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:41,076
Oh. Well, well, well.
366
00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:44,447
Looks like youse and me may be
up here for a while, huh?
367
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,848
(fake yawn)
368
00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:48,217
(sighs):
There.
369
00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,455
Yippee!
370
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,191
Aw, damn it! I just had
to get her parkour lessons
371
00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,459
for her birthday.
372
00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:02,765
You'll have to get past
the S.A.T. Preppers!
373
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:06,368
790 assault, 780 battery.
374
00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:09,672
I didn't say to begin.
375
00:17:10,707 --> 00:17:13,876
(roaring gibberish)
376
00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:17,780
DEEJAY: Word on the street
is that the S.A.T. Preppers
377
00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:19,181
failed the test.
378
00:17:19,216 --> 00:17:21,951
The Springfield bullies
are still at large.
379
00:17:21,985 --> 00:17:24,386
That's right, yeah, so,
uh, give yourselves up.
380
00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:27,122
Um, if I put on the radio,
can I hear myself?
381
00:17:27,157 --> 00:17:28,524
(click, electronic feedback)
382
00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:30,526
(echoing over speakers):
Wow.
383
00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,528
That's crazy.
384
00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,330
Whoo, whoo.
385
00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:36,198
Hello, Lou.
386
00:17:36,233 --> 00:17:38,567
♪
387
00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,307
I only have a-pennies.
388
00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:46,575
Uno... due...
389
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:47,810
(groans)
390
00:18:02,526 --> 00:18:04,126
(all gasp)
391
00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:06,862
For Springfield!
392
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:09,164
(honking repeatedly)
393
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,568
Save yourselves...!
394
00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:15,871
Today we are all
Nelson Muntz.
395
00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,440
ALL (sadly):
Haw, haw.
396
00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:29,218
Springfield. We're safe.
397
00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,020
I'm gonna kiss
the ground.
398
00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:32,121
Loser!
399
00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,056
You're gay for the ground.
400
00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,125
Well, you're gay
for homophobia.
401
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:40,095
Wow. You just made me
gay for tolerance.
402
00:18:45,302 --> 00:18:47,036
(bottles clinking)
403
00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:49,238
(singsongy):
Bul-lies...
404
00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:52,541
come out to play-ay...
405
00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:54,410
Bul-lies...
406
00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:57,880
come out to play-ay...
407
00:18:57,914 --> 00:19:00,349
Oh, no!
He's got three bottles!
408
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:05,120
(singsongy):
Clinky, clinky...
409
00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:08,958
I know a place that serves an
early early bird breakfast.
410
00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,993
Steak and eggs for 50 cents,
411
00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,729
and it was 40 years ago.
412
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,731
Oh, boy.
Yeah. Ah...
413
00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:17,299
Oh, my God!
I know that kid!
414
00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,667
We got to help him.
415
00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:21,170
Oh, I'd love to,
but, uh, I'm sure
416
00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:24,239
that it's some sort
of a holiday for me.
417
00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:27,309
Fine! Your generation did its
part when it won World War II
418
00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,012
and created The Rockford Files.
I got this one.
419
00:19:30,046 --> 00:19:31,213
(groaning)
420
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,183
It's so hard running in sand.
421
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,951
No! No!
422
00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:39,021
I can't be old yet.
I won't let the ravages of time
423
00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:41,957
catch up with me till I'm 52!
424
00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,593
(grunts)
Ow! Ow!
425
00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:46,362
No! (panting)
426
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,998
Um, I've never
really been in a fight.
427
00:19:49,032 --> 00:19:51,200
(sobbing)
428
00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,535
Now, let's
go home, son.
429
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,671
♪
430
00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:05,481
How did I get here?
431
00:20:10,013 --> 00:20:11,680
(passionate kissing, moaning)
432
00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:13,916
Ooh, what's your hurry?
433
00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,151
We got ten minutes between
the kids falling asleep
434
00:20:16,186 --> 00:20:17,486
and the old guys waking up.
435
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,254
(gasps)
Go, go, go!
436
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:21,156
GRAMPA:
I hear smooching!
437
00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:26,191
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
438
00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:38,374
♪ Somewhere out
on that horizon ♪
439
00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:44,012
♪ Out beyond the neon lights
440
00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:49,651
♪ I know there must be
something better ♪
441
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:56,358
♪ But there's nowhere else
in sight ♪
442
00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:59,795
♪ In the city ♪
443
00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:03,165
♪ Oh, oh. ♪
444
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,366
Shh!