1 00:00:12,047 --> 00:00:16,047 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 2 00:00:25,137 --> 00:00:30,137 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 3 00:00:45,991 --> 00:00:47,258 D'oh! 4 00:00:59,738 --> 00:01:00,771 D'oh! 5 00:01:12,651 --> 00:01:13,951 - Whoa! - What the...? 6 00:01:20,025 --> 00:01:21,158 Mmm, mail. 7 00:01:21,192 --> 00:01:22,960 Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 8 00:01:22,994 --> 00:01:24,995 If it's not final, who cares? 9 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:29,300 Donkey! 10 00:01:30,368 --> 00:01:32,303 There you go. 11 00:01:42,113 --> 00:01:43,847 If it's important, they'll call back. 12 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:46,750 Mom! Dad! 13 00:01:46,785 --> 00:01:48,819 The retirement home lost its license 14 00:01:48,853 --> 00:01:50,187 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 15 00:01:50,221 --> 00:01:52,022 D'oh! 16 00:01:52,057 --> 00:01:55,726 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 17 00:01:59,331 --> 00:02:01,365 Get in the car, Dad. 18 00:02:01,399 --> 00:02:03,367 Look who's here, the big dummy! 19 00:02:03,401 --> 00:02:05,502 You do know I'm a doctor now. 20 00:02:05,537 --> 00:02:08,105 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 21 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:09,773 Grampa, what happened? 22 00:02:09,808 --> 00:02:11,709 This place is unlivable. 23 00:02:11,743 --> 00:02:15,679 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 24 00:02:15,714 --> 00:02:18,182 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 25 00:02:18,216 --> 00:02:19,850 until they fix up their violations. 26 00:02:19,884 --> 00:02:21,685 And there are a lot of 'em. 27 00:02:27,092 --> 00:02:28,826 Mannequin nurses. 28 00:02:33,198 --> 00:02:35,866 Like I said, lot of violations. 29 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,336 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 30 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:40,838 Unless... 31 00:02:40,872 --> 00:02:43,707 what about that nice dog boarding place? 32 00:02:43,742 --> 00:02:45,042 The really good one, 33 00:02:45,076 --> 00:02:46,877 where they each have their own dog partner. 34 00:02:46,911 --> 00:02:48,846 No kennels! You're right. 35 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,214 Bad idea, bad idea. 36 00:02:50,248 --> 00:02:52,049 Should we just, you know, drive by 37 00:02:52,083 --> 00:02:54,218 and take a look at the place...? 38 00:02:55,253 --> 00:02:56,920 Bad idea. Bad. 39 00:03:01,059 --> 00:03:03,761 When are your relatives going to be here? 40 00:03:03,795 --> 00:03:06,864 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 41 00:03:06,898 --> 00:03:09,199 We're all alone in this world. 42 00:03:09,234 --> 00:03:12,569 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 43 00:03:12,604 --> 00:03:16,373 Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 44 00:03:18,243 --> 00:03:20,878 You're both coming home with us. 45 00:03:20,912 --> 00:03:21,912 You mean it? 46 00:03:21,946 --> 00:03:23,013 Mm-hmm. 47 00:03:23,047 --> 00:03:24,948 Ah, just let me say good-bye 48 00:03:24,983 --> 00:03:26,884 to my girlfriend. 49 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,952 Don't get fat. 50 00:03:30,989 --> 00:03:33,657 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have 51 00:03:33,691 --> 00:03:37,694 to a father, and I love him, but three octogenorous? 52 00:03:37,729 --> 00:03:40,464 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 53 00:03:40,498 --> 00:03:41,932 Speak for yourself. 54 00:03:41,966 --> 00:03:44,468 Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 55 00:03:44,502 --> 00:03:47,471 Beep... 56 00:03:49,073 --> 00:03:51,909 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 57 00:03:51,943 --> 00:03:53,177 Oh! 58 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,314 And don't forget my ripple. 59 00:03:57,348 --> 00:03:58,916 You're not taking your ripple. 60 00:03:58,950 --> 00:04:00,984 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 61 00:04:01,019 --> 00:04:02,286 Ripple's your real daddy. 62 00:04:05,690 --> 00:04:08,292 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 63 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:10,294 So, where should we park our pills? 64 00:04:10,328 --> 00:04:11,662 What pills? 65 00:04:19,504 --> 00:04:21,071 Aah! 66 00:04:21,105 --> 00:04:23,440 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 67 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:30,280 Oh, oh... 68 00:04:30,315 --> 00:04:33,183 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 69 00:04:33,218 --> 00:04:35,252 Uh... come on, boy. 70 00:04:35,286 --> 00:04:37,087 Your job is to guide me. 71 00:04:37,121 --> 00:04:39,690 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 72 00:04:39,724 --> 00:04:41,859 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 73 00:04:41,893 --> 00:04:43,660 Stupid kid? Do you really think 74 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:45,329 that's the way we should communicate? 75 00:04:45,363 --> 00:04:47,598 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 76 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:50,634 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 77 00:04:50,668 --> 00:04:53,103 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 78 00:04:53,137 --> 00:04:55,339 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 79 00:04:58,676 --> 00:05:00,110 Okay, boys, shower up. 80 00:05:00,144 --> 00:05:02,145 And I better hear some towels snapping. 81 00:05:03,748 --> 00:05:05,282 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 82 00:05:05,316 --> 00:05:07,150 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone 83 00:05:07,185 --> 00:05:08,352 that's staring at you. 84 00:05:11,155 --> 00:05:14,124 Is that women's underwear? 85 00:05:14,158 --> 00:05:16,493 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, 86 00:05:16,528 --> 00:05:19,029 so I wear her hand-me-downs. 87 00:05:23,001 --> 00:05:25,836 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, 88 00:05:25,870 --> 00:05:28,305 but this... is sad. 89 00:05:30,408 --> 00:05:32,376 Hey, leave him alone. 90 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:34,945 I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 91 00:05:34,979 --> 00:05:37,014 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear 92 00:05:37,048 --> 00:05:38,815 during monkey shows. 93 00:05:38,850 --> 00:05:42,185 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 94 00:05:45,590 --> 00:05:47,658 Simpson, I won't forget this. 95 00:05:47,692 --> 00:05:51,929 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 96 00:07:00,331 --> 00:07:03,066 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 97 00:07:03,101 --> 00:07:05,802 They pee all night, they cry all day, 98 00:07:05,837 --> 00:07:08,972 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 99 00:07:09,007 --> 00:07:10,574 Aah! 100 00:07:10,608 --> 00:07:13,076 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 101 00:07:13,111 --> 00:07:15,479 how to take care of you when you're older 102 00:07:15,513 --> 00:07:17,648 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 103 00:07:17,682 --> 00:07:19,983 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 104 00:07:20,018 --> 00:07:21,251 Never visits him. 105 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:23,587 Never even acknowledges his existence. 106 00:07:23,621 --> 00:07:25,656 Your grampa's alive? 107 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:26,823 Oh, yeah. 108 00:07:26,858 --> 00:07:28,759 Okay... 109 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:32,763 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 110 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:35,165 For me? I love Grampa. 111 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:38,101 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 112 00:07:38,136 --> 00:07:41,304 Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 113 00:07:41,339 --> 00:07:43,306 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 114 00:07:43,341 --> 00:07:44,608 Please? 115 00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:46,276 Okay. 116 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:47,878 You know, I love him, too. 117 00:07:47,912 --> 00:07:49,146 In a manly way. 118 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,414 That never shows itself. 119 00:07:51,816 --> 00:07:53,216 Now, we're going to need 120 00:07:53,251 --> 00:07:55,185 three hearing aid batteries, 121 00:07:55,219 --> 00:07:57,387 all different and hard to get. 122 00:07:57,422 --> 00:08:00,824 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 123 00:08:00,858 --> 00:08:02,392 And the butter has to be open. 124 00:08:02,427 --> 00:08:04,394 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 125 00:08:04,429 --> 00:08:06,697 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 126 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:08,298 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 127 00:08:08,332 --> 00:08:11,034 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 128 00:08:11,069 --> 00:08:12,736 Someday, when the leaves have turned 129 00:08:12,770 --> 00:08:15,806 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 130 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:17,708 I will be old. 131 00:08:17,742 --> 00:08:19,543 What's your point, pound cake? 132 00:08:19,577 --> 00:08:23,146 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 133 00:08:23,181 --> 00:08:24,214 What did he say? 134 00:08:24,248 --> 00:08:26,349 He wants to see if ghosts exist. 135 00:08:26,384 --> 00:08:27,651 Ooh, they do. 136 00:08:27,685 --> 00:08:29,553 My Uncle Bill is here right now. 137 00:08:29,587 --> 00:08:31,722 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry 138 00:08:31,756 --> 00:08:34,324 I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 139 00:08:34,358 --> 00:08:36,226 That's all right. Enough about that. 140 00:08:36,260 --> 00:08:38,528 Did the clock ever get wound? 141 00:08:41,265 --> 00:08:43,800 This can only be good. 142 00:08:48,272 --> 00:08:51,341 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 143 00:08:52,543 --> 00:08:55,078 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 144 00:08:55,113 --> 00:08:56,947 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 145 00:08:56,981 --> 00:08:59,015 You remind me of that Elvis song. 146 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:00,217 Uh, uh, "Clambake." 147 00:09:00,251 --> 00:09:01,918 You know, 'cause you open your yap 148 00:09:01,953 --> 00:09:03,687 when things get hot. "Clambake." 149 00:09:06,883 --> 00:09:09,832 All right, take off his hood. 150 00:09:09,833 --> 00:09:12,067 Where am I? Our secret place. 151 00:09:12,102 --> 00:09:14,136 The empty swimming pool from the country club 152 00:09:14,171 --> 00:09:15,871 that closed down rather than let women in. 153 00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:21,911 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 154 00:09:29,252 --> 00:09:32,955 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 155 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,723 Bestow upon him 156 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:37,993 the necklace of unknown retainers. 157 00:09:39,429 --> 00:09:41,330 Um... thanks, 158 00:09:41,364 --> 00:09:43,933 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 159 00:09:43,967 --> 00:09:45,167 It's too late. 160 00:09:45,202 --> 00:09:46,836 You've seen our faces. 161 00:09:49,940 --> 00:09:53,576 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 162 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,978 I love yakking at the manager 163 00:09:56,012 --> 00:09:57,746 while he's trying to unlock the door. 164 00:09:57,781 --> 00:10:00,583 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 165 00:10:00,617 --> 00:10:03,485 while we get a little exercise. 166 00:10:04,721 --> 00:10:05,988 When does the exercise start? 167 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,591 This is it. Yeah, we're mall-walking. 168 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:10,292 Oh, my God. 169 00:10:10,327 --> 00:10:11,961 This counts as exercise? 170 00:10:11,995 --> 00:10:15,264 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 171 00:10:15,298 --> 00:10:17,967 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 172 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:19,768 to discover who you really are. 173 00:10:19,803 --> 00:10:23,272 I'm a 79-year-old man. 174 00:10:23,306 --> 00:10:25,841 Son, welcome to the club. 175 00:10:29,512 --> 00:10:32,147 Now, say something pathetic. 176 00:10:32,182 --> 00:10:34,516 Uh, okay, um... 177 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,352 Oh, I can't. 178 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,387 That's my boy. 179 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,892 I-25. 180 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:44,827 What letter? "I." 181 00:10:44,861 --> 00:10:46,862 What number? 25. 182 00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:47,863 What game? 183 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:48,864 Bingo! 184 00:10:48,899 --> 00:10:50,266 Damn it! 185 00:10:51,534 --> 00:10:54,169 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 186 00:10:54,204 --> 00:10:55,971 Your younger brother? 187 00:10:56,006 --> 00:10:57,573 My son-- but he's taken. 188 00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:59,508 Well, I'm not surprised-- 189 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:02,244 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 190 00:11:02,279 --> 00:11:04,980 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 191 00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:08,484 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 192 00:11:08,518 --> 00:11:13,122 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 193 00:11:13,156 --> 00:11:16,492 once they take the railings down. 194 00:11:16,526 --> 00:11:19,929 I said beat it! For the time being. 195 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:23,098 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 196 00:11:23,133 --> 00:11:25,901 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 197 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,369 Hmm. 198 00:11:27,404 --> 00:11:28,904 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 199 00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,873 How did you know I wanted one? 200 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,942 All you gals 201 00:11:32,976 --> 00:11:35,077 like chicken dinners, Marge. 202 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,378 Don't call me a gal. 203 00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,380 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 204 00:11:38,415 --> 00:11:40,549 I better turn up the heat. 205 00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,451 It's 82 degrees. 206 00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:44,119 Huh? 207 00:11:44,154 --> 00:11:46,121 Are you wearing sock garters? 208 00:11:46,156 --> 00:11:47,790 Young lady, in my day... 209 00:11:47,824 --> 00:11:49,391 Your day is my day! 210 00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:51,026 We're the same age! 211 00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:54,396 You're turning into your father. 212 00:11:56,566 --> 00:11:58,467 You won't feel so bollixed 213 00:11:58,501 --> 00:12:01,203 once my Social Security checks start coming! 214 00:12:01,237 --> 00:12:03,906 They're not coming for another 29 years. 215 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,042 Did your ear lobes get longer? 216 00:12:07,077 --> 00:12:08,844 Falsies. 217 00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:18,754 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 218 00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,155 Who's Chester? 219 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:21,623 "Who's Chester"? 220 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,993 Just the most legendary bully of all. 221 00:12:24,027 --> 00:12:27,663 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 222 00:12:27,697 --> 00:12:29,231 Whoa. 223 00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:30,566 He's calling a bully summit 224 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600 for next Saturday night. 225 00:12:31,634 --> 00:12:33,002 Hey, isn't that the same night 226 00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:35,270 the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 227 00:12:36,406 --> 00:12:38,774 They've been promoting it like hell! 228 00:12:39,809 --> 00:12:42,077 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 229 00:12:42,112 --> 00:12:43,245 Screech or hoot? 230 00:12:43,279 --> 00:12:44,413 Either one's fine. 231 00:12:44,447 --> 00:12:45,781 That was an order! 232 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,683 Screech! Screech! 233 00:12:48,885 --> 00:12:51,086 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 234 00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:54,757 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 235 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:57,659 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 236 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,195 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 237 00:13:00,230 --> 00:13:01,864 but he only brought a nickel. 238 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:05,000 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 239 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,869 I didn't mind that he got fat. 240 00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:08,704 I didn't mind that he got fatter. 241 00:13:08,738 --> 00:13:12,307 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 242 00:13:12,342 --> 00:13:13,942 Oh... 243 00:13:13,977 --> 00:13:15,277 Say it, honey-- 244 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:17,513 you're no longer attracted to him. 245 00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:24,753 Maybe. 246 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,562 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took 247 00:13:33,596 --> 00:13:36,165 anyone's lunch money is there. 248 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:06,562 All you boppers going to the park tonight, 249 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,997 make sure you're not packin'. 250 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:11,467 We don't want any... "accidents." 251 00:14:13,203 --> 00:14:15,471 Ay, caramba. 252 00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:19,508 How'd you babies get here? 253 00:14:19,542 --> 00:14:22,511 Did your mommy bring you? 254 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:23,545 Yes. 255 00:14:23,580 --> 00:14:24,780 Nelson! 256 00:14:24,814 --> 00:14:26,682 I might have to move the trailer house 257 00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,517 while you're gone. Look for me downhill. 258 00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:30,452 I ain't got much gas. 259 00:14:30,487 --> 00:14:32,154 Smell you later. 260 00:14:33,223 --> 00:14:35,224 Hey, my old weasels! 261 00:14:35,258 --> 00:14:37,426 How's Shelbyville Elementary? 262 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,027 Not bad, not bad. 263 00:14:39,062 --> 00:14:41,663 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 264 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:44,967 Chester! Chester! 265 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:48,337 They say the day of the bully is over. 266 00:14:48,371 --> 00:14:50,372 Popular music condemns us. 267 00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:54,409 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 268 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:57,112 And cyber-bullying has taken away 269 00:14:57,147 --> 00:14:59,815 the warmth of human punching. 270 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:04,820 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 271 00:15:04,854 --> 00:15:06,622 Can you dig it?! 272 00:15:06,656 --> 00:15:08,724 Hey, why are you doing this? 273 00:15:08,758 --> 00:15:10,959 Because I don't want to sit around 274 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:15,130 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 275 00:15:15,798 --> 00:15:16,765 Can... 276 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,134 you... dig... it?! 277 00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:21,436 Ooh, I can totally dig it. 278 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:24,406 Chester's been shot! 279 00:15:27,277 --> 00:15:29,244 This kid did it! 280 00:15:29,279 --> 00:15:31,680 His sling is still warm! 281 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:34,416 Get that boy! 282 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:37,352 And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 283 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,221 How does everyone know? 284 00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:45,581 To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 285 00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:49,925 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 286 00:15:49,926 --> 00:15:53,129 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, 287 00:15:53,163 --> 00:15:54,864 weather and sports. 288 00:15:54,898 --> 00:15:58,267 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 289 00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,202 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 290 00:16:00,237 --> 00:16:01,737 I don't even want to sit 291 00:16:01,772 --> 00:16:03,973 on the same side of this car with you. 292 00:16:04,007 --> 00:16:05,541 I'm just doing it for balance. 293 00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:07,076 I didn't shoot him! 294 00:16:07,110 --> 00:16:09,412 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 295 00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:11,414 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 296 00:16:11,448 --> 00:16:12,815 Yeah, I get that. 297 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:14,817 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 298 00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,554 The only way out is on the subway, 299 00:16:18,588 --> 00:16:20,289 past everyone else's territory. 300 00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:22,858 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 301 00:16:26,296 --> 00:16:27,663 We're gonna have to jump for it! 302 00:16:29,299 --> 00:16:32,735 No! I lost my flip-flop! 303 00:16:32,769 --> 00:16:34,103 Just keep moving! 304 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:41,076 Oh. Well, well, well. 305 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:44,447 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 306 00:16:45,882 --> 00:16:48,217 There. 307 00:16:50,954 --> 00:16:52,455 Yippee! 308 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:55,191 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons 309 00:16:55,225 --> 00:16:56,459 for her birthday. 310 00:16:59,696 --> 00:17:02,765 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 311 00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:06,368 790 assault, 780 battery. 312 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:09,672 I didn't say to begin. 313 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:17,780 Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers 314 00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:19,181 failed the test. 315 00:17:19,216 --> 00:17:21,951 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 316 00:17:21,985 --> 00:17:24,386 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 317 00:17:24,421 --> 00:17:27,122 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 318 00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:30,526 Wow. 319 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,528 That's crazy. 320 00:17:32,562 --> 00:17:34,330 Whoo, whoo. 321 00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:36,198 Hello, Lou. 322 00:17:42,672 --> 00:17:45,307 I only have a-pennies. 323 00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:46,575 Uno... due... 324 00:18:05,395 --> 00:18:06,862 For Springfield! 325 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,568 Save yourselves...! 326 00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:15,871 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 327 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:18,440 Haw, haw. 328 00:18:26,883 --> 00:18:29,218 Springfield. We're safe. 329 00:18:29,252 --> 00:18:31,020 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 330 00:18:31,054 --> 00:18:32,121 Loser! 331 00:18:32,155 --> 00:18:34,056 You're gay for the ground. 332 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:36,125 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 333 00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:40,095 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 334 00:18:47,070 --> 00:18:49,238 Bul-lies... 335 00:18:49,272 --> 00:18:52,541 come out to play-ay... 336 00:18:52,576 --> 00:18:54,410 Bul-lies... 337 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:57,880 come out to play-ay... 338 00:18:57,914 --> 00:19:00,349 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 339 00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:05,120 Clinky, clinky... 340 00:19:05,155 --> 00:19:08,958 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 341 00:19:08,992 --> 00:19:10,993 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 342 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,729 and it was 40 years ago. 343 00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:15,731 Oh, boy. Yeah. Ah... 344 00:19:15,765 --> 00:19:17,299 Oh, my God! I know that kid! 345 00:19:17,334 --> 00:19:18,667 We got to help him. 346 00:19:18,702 --> 00:19:21,170 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 347 00:19:21,204 --> 00:19:24,239 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 348 00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:27,309 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 349 00:19:27,344 --> 00:19:30,012 and created The Rockford Files. I t th one. 350 00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:34,183 It's so hard running in sand. 351 00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,951 No! No! 352 00:19:35,986 --> 00:19:39,021 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time 353 00:19:39,055 --> 00:19:41,957 catch up with me till I'm 52! 354 00:19:42,993 --> 00:19:44,593 Ow! Ow! 355 00:19:44,628 --> 00:19:46,362 No! 356 00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:48,998 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 357 00:19:51,234 --> 00:19:53,535 Now, let's go home, son. 358 00:20:02,512 --> 00:20:05,481 How did I get here? 359 00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:13,916 Ooh, what's your hurry? 360 00:20:13,950 --> 00:20:16,151 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep 361 00:20:16,186 --> 00:20:17,486 and the old guys waking up. 362 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,254 Go, go, go! 363 00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:21,156 I hear smooching! 364 00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:26,191 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 365 00:20:34,804 --> 00:20:38,374 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 366 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:44,012 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights 367 00:20:46,316 --> 00:20:49,651 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 368 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:56,358 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 369 00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:59,795 ♪ In the city ♪ 370 00:20:59,829 --> 00:21:03,165 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 371 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,366 Shh!