1 00:00:28,623 --> 00:00:32,623 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 2 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:46,713 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 3 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:04,239 D'oh! 4 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:17,313 D'oh! 5 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,797 - Whoa! - What the...? 6 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:39,271 - Mmm, mail. - Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 7 00:01:39,297 --> 00:01:41,415 If it's not final, who cares? 8 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,133 Donkey! 9 00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:48,336 There you go. 10 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,312 Ugh, if it's important, they'll call back. 11 00:02:01,941 --> 00:02:04,902 Mom! Dad! The retirement home lost its license 12 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:06,900 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 13 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:07,734 D'oh! 14 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,080 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 15 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,002 Get in the car, Dad. 16 00:02:18,018 --> 00:02:19,924 Look who's here, the big dummy! 17 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:21,778 You do know I'm a doctor now. 18 00:02:21,801 --> 00:02:24,503 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 19 00:02:24,516 --> 00:02:26,303 Grampa, what happened? 20 00:02:26,323 --> 00:02:28,099 This place is unlivable. 21 00:02:28,122 --> 00:02:32,170 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 22 00:02:32,196 --> 00:02:34,746 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 23 00:02:34,766 --> 00:02:38,035 until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em. 24 00:02:43,711 --> 00:02:45,280 Mannequin nurses. 25 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,203 Like I said, lot of violations. 26 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:55,678 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 27 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:59,785 Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? 28 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:03,072 The really good one, where they each have their own dog partner. 29 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:05,085 - No kennels! - You're right. 30 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,874 Bad idea, bad idea. 31 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:10,561 Should we just, you know, drive by and take a look at the place...? 32 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:13,451 Bad idea. Bad. 33 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,838 When are your relatives going to be here? 34 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:23,427 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 35 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,474 We're all alone in this world. 36 00:03:25,493 --> 00:03:28,828 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 37 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,858 Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 38 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:37,263 You're both coming home with us. 39 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,396 - You mean it? - Mm-hmm. 40 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:42,965 Ah, just let me say good-bye to my girlfriend. 41 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,563 Don't get fat. 42 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:50,502 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father, 43 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:53,963 and I love him, but three octogenorous? 44 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:57,121 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 45 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,931 Speak for yourself. Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 46 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,582 Beep... 47 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:08,312 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 48 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:09,575 Oh! 49 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,252 - And don't forget my ripple. - You're not taking your ripple. 50 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:17,319 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 51 00:04:17,331 --> 00:04:18,699 Ripple's your real daddy. 52 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,746 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 53 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,938 So, where should we park our pills? 54 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,300 What pills? 55 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,323 Aah! 56 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,947 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 57 00:04:45,186 --> 00:04:46,586 Oh, oh... 58 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:49,432 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 59 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:53,437 Uh... come on, boy. Your job is to guide me. 60 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,029 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 61 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,083 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 62 00:04:58,092 --> 00:05:01,606 Stupid kid? Do you really think that's the way we should communicate? 63 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,095 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 64 00:05:04,128 --> 00:05:07,215 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 65 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,494 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 66 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,724 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 67 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,416 Okay, boys, shower up. 68 00:05:16,436 --> 00:05:18,697 And I better hear some towels snapping. 69 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:21,641 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 70 00:05:21,662 --> 00:05:24,672 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone that's staring at you. 71 00:05:28,073 --> 00:05:30,436 Is that women's underwear? 72 00:05:30,457 --> 00:05:35,406 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs. 73 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:43,487 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, but this... 74 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:44,614 is sad. 75 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,307 Hey, leave him alone. I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 76 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:55,072 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. 77 00:05:55,102 --> 00:05:58,558 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 78 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:04,075 Simpson, I won't forget this. 79 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:08,156 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 80 00:07:16,762 --> 00:07:19,497 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 81 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,013 They pee all night, they cry all day, 82 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:25,410 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 83 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:26,927 Aah! 84 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,345 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 85 00:07:29,358 --> 00:07:31,492 how to take care of you when you're older 86 00:07:31,511 --> 00:07:34,053 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 87 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,375 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 88 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,649 Never visits him. 89 00:07:37,671 --> 00:07:39,944 Never even acknowledges his existence. 90 00:07:39,966 --> 00:07:42,056 Your grampa's alive? 91 00:07:42,076 --> 00:07:45,092 - Oh, yeah. - Okay... 92 00:07:45,105 --> 00:07:49,174 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 93 00:07:49,194 --> 00:07:51,527 For me? I love Grampa. 94 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,427 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 95 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,751 Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 96 00:07:57,771 --> 00:08:00,267 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 97 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,547 - Please? - Okay. 98 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:05,661 You know, I love him, too. In a manly way. 99 00:08:05,678 --> 00:08:06,912 That never shows itself. 100 00:08:08,335 --> 00:08:11,669 Now, we're going to need three hearing aid batteries, 101 00:08:11,678 --> 00:08:13,778 all different and hard to get. 102 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:17,259 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 103 00:08:17,277 --> 00:08:18,781 And the butter has to be open. 104 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:20,781 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 105 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,069 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 106 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:24,624 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 107 00:08:24,643 --> 00:08:27,417 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 108 00:08:27,434 --> 00:08:29,068 Someday, when the leaves have turned 109 00:08:29,114 --> 00:08:32,326 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 110 00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:34,051 I will be old. 111 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,848 What's your point, pound cake? 112 00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:39,541 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 113 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:42,690 - What did he say? - He wants to see if ghosts exist. 114 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:45,911 Ooh, they do. My Uncle Bill is here right now. 115 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:50,646 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 116 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,538 That's all right. Enough about that. 117 00:08:52,558 --> 00:08:54,851 Did the clock ever get wound? 118 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,108 This can only be good. 119 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,886 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 120 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,334 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 121 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:13,833 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 122 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,760 You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, uh, "Clambake." 123 00:09:16,776 --> 00:09:20,127 You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. "Clambake." 124 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:26,133 All right, take off his hood. 125 00:09:26,619 --> 00:09:29,122 Where am I? Our secret place. 126 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,047 The empty swimming pool from the country club 127 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,080 that closed down rather than let women in. 128 00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:38,901 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 129 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:49,832 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 130 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:54,817 Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers. 131 00:09:56,255 --> 00:09:58,156 Um... thanks, 132 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,752 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 133 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,580 It's too late. You've seen our faces. 134 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:10,579 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 135 00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:14,662 I love yakking at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door. 136 00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:17,443 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 137 00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:19,864 while we get a little exercise. 138 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:22,777 When does the exercise start? 139 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:25,434 - This is it. - Yeah, we're mall-walking. 140 00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:28,787 Oh, my God. This counts as exercise? 141 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:32,223 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 142 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:36,594 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 to discover who you really are. 143 00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:40,216 I'm a 79-year-old man. 144 00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:42,763 Son, welcome to the club. 145 00:10:46,217 --> 00:10:49,044 Now, say something pathetic. 146 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:51,129 Uh, okay, um... 147 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,317 Oh, I can't. 148 00:10:53,349 --> 00:10:55,496 That's my boy. 149 00:10:58,122 --> 00:10:59,870 I-25. 150 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:01,666 - What letter? - "I." 151 00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:03,733 - What number? - 25. 152 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:05,623 - What game? - Bingo! 153 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,012 Damn it! 154 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:11,188 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 155 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,817 Your younger brother? 156 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:14,517 My son-- but he's taken. 157 00:11:14,537 --> 00:11:16,497 Well, I'm not surprised-- 158 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,512 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 159 00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:22,068 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 160 00:11:22,094 --> 00:11:25,496 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 161 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:29,824 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 162 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,359 once they take the railings down. 163 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,364 I said beat it! For the time being. 164 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,306 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 165 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,164 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 166 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,208 Hmm. 167 00:11:44,256 --> 00:11:46,056 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 168 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,669 How did you know I wanted one? 169 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,839 All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge. 170 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,449 Don't call me a gal. 171 00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:55,102 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 172 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,473 - I better turn up the heat. - It's 82 degrees. 173 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:02,974 Huh? Are you wearing sock garters? 174 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:06,388 - Young lady, in my day... - Your day is my day! 175 00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:07,713 We're the same age! 176 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:11,268 You're turning into your father. 177 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:18,083 You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming! 178 00:12:18,102 --> 00:12:20,771 They're not coming for another 29 years. 179 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:24,251 Did your ear lobes get longer? 180 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:25,676 Falsies. 181 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:36,052 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 182 00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:38,547 - Who's Chester? - "Who's Chester"? 183 00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:40,729 Just the most legendary bully of all. 184 00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:44,475 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 185 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:45,955 Whoa. 186 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:48,711 He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night. 187 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,144 Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 188 00:12:53,092 --> 00:12:55,495 They've been promoting it like hell! 189 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,894 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 190 00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:01,253 - Screech or hoot? - Either one's fine. 191 00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:02,531 That was an order! 192 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,484 Screech! Screech! 193 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,937 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 194 00:13:07,993 --> 00:13:11,546 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 195 00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:14,398 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 196 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,017 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 197 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:18,557 but he only brought a nickel. 198 00:13:20,005 --> 00:13:22,058 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 199 00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:25,401 I didn't mind that he got fat. I didn't mind that he got fatter. 200 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,279 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 201 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:30,888 Oh... 202 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,022 Say it, honey-- you're no longer attracted to him. 203 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,409 Maybe. 204 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:53,171 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there. 205 00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:25,800 All you boppers going to the park tonight, make sure you're not packin'. 206 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:28,451 We don't want any... "accidents." 207 00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:32,332 Ay, caramba. 208 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,875 How'd you babies get here? 209 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,364 Did your mommy bring you? 210 00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,517 Yes. 211 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:41,630 Nelson! 212 00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:44,173 I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone. 213 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:47,688 Look for me downhill. I ain't got much gas. 214 00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,310 Smell you later. 215 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:54,261 Hey, my old weasels! How's Shelbyville Elementary? 216 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:56,021 Not bad, not bad. 217 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,932 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 218 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:02,127 Chester! Chester! 219 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,312 They say the day of the bully is over. 220 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:07,677 Popular music condemns us. 221 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:11,394 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 222 00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:16,586 And cyber-bullying has taken away the warmth of human punching. 223 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:21,688 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 224 00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:23,427 Can you dig it?! 225 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,634 Hey, why are you doing this? 226 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:27,808 Because I don't want to sit around 227 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,998 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 228 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,858 Can... you... dig... it?! 229 00:15:36,067 --> 00:15:38,491 Ooh, I can totally dig it. 230 00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:41,378 Chester's been shot! 231 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:48,807 This kid did it! His sling is still warm! 232 00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:54,213 Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 233 00:15:54,239 --> 00:15:56,154 How does everyone know? 234 00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:02,074 To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 235 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:06,542 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 236 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:11,518 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. 237 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,278 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 238 00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:17,433 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 239 00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:20,366 I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. 240 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:22,339 I'm just doing it for balance. 241 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:23,752 I didn't shoot him! 242 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:26,627 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 243 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:28,529 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 244 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,608 Yeah, I get that. 245 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:31,861 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 246 00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:37,275 The only way out is on the subway, past everyone else's territory. 247 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,588 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 248 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,526 We're gonna have to jump for it! 249 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,472 No! I lost my flip-flop! 250 00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,199 Just keep moving! 251 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,148 Oh. Well, well, well. 252 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,380 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 253 00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:04,254 There. 254 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,133 Yippee! 255 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,133 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday. 256 00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:19,676 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 257 00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:22,965 790 assault, 780 battery. 258 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:26,270 I didn't say to begin. 259 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:35,914 Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. 260 00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:38,941 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 261 00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:41,794 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 262 00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:44,374 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 263 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:49,319 Wow. That's crazy. 264 00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:51,119 Whoo, whoo. 265 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,823 Hello, Lou. 266 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,987 I only have a-pennies. 267 00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:03,457 Uno... due... 268 00:18:22,217 --> 00:18:23,736 For Springfield! 269 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,437 Save yourselves...! 270 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:32,998 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 271 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,241 Haw, haw. 272 00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,971 Springfield. We're safe. 273 00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:47,724 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 274 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,805 Loser! You're gay for the ground. 275 00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,073 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 276 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:56,765 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 277 00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:06,091 Bul-lies... 278 00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:09,471 come out to play-ay... 279 00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:11,252 Bul-lies... 280 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:14,555 come out to play-ay... 281 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,203 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 282 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:21,852 Clinky, clinky... 283 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:25,663 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 284 00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:27,774 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 285 00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:30,505 and it was 40 years ago. 286 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,591 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. - Ah... 287 00:19:32,614 --> 00:19:35,447 Oh, my God! I know that kid! We got to help him. 288 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,158 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 289 00:19:38,184 --> 00:19:40,940 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 290 00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:44,089 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 291 00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:46,789 and created The Rockford Files. I t th one. 292 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:51,748 It's so hard running in sand. 293 00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:52,775 No! No! 294 00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:58,393 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm 52! 295 00:20:00,182 --> 00:20:02,665 Ow! Ow! No! 296 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,942 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 297 00:20:07,996 --> 00:20:10,220 Now, let's go home, son. 298 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,796 How did I get here? 299 00:20:28,988 --> 00:20:30,582 Ooh, what's your hurry? 300 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:34,024 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up. 301 00:20:34,523 --> 00:20:35,943 Go, go, go! 302 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:37,783 I hear smooching! 303 00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:42,817 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 304 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:54,899 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 305 00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:00,922 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪ 306 00:21:02,954 --> 00:21:07,000 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 307 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:13,316 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 308 00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:16,864 ♪ In the city ♪ 309 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:21,558 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 310 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,415 Shh!