1 00:00:26,497 --> 00:00:28,231 (exclaiming) 2 00:00:28,623 --> 00:00:32,623 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 3 00:00:33,063 --> 00:00:35,031 (school bell ringing) 4 00:00:37,375 --> 00:00:38,475 (Barney belches) 5 00:00:39,522 --> 00:00:41,516 (whistle blows) (yells) 6 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:46,713 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 7 00:00:46,750 --> 00:00:48,084 (beeping) 8 00:00:54,016 --> 00:00:56,084 (playing the blues) 9 00:00:56,460 --> 00:00:59,210 (playing the blues) 10 00:00:59,670 --> 00:01:01,103 (tires screeching) 11 00:01:02,972 --> 00:01:04,239 D'oh! 12 00:01:04,267 --> 00:01:05,601 (tires screeching) 13 00:01:05,635 --> 00:01:07,236 (grunts) 14 00:01:15,446 --> 00:01:16,426 (game buzzes) 15 00:01:16,441 --> 00:01:17,313 D'oh! 16 00:01:17,340 --> 00:01:18,891 (Bart laughs) 17 00:01:18,982 --> 00:01:21,217 (Homer screaming) 18 00:01:27,077 --> 00:01:28,711 (both giggling) 19 00:01:29,357 --> 00:01:30,797 - MARGE: Whoa! - HOMER: What the...? 20 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:32,250 (Homer laughs) 21 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:39,271 - Mmm, mail. - Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 22 00:01:39,297 --> 00:01:41,415 If it's not final, who cares? 23 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:44,705 (toy squeaks, siren whoops) 24 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:46,133 DOLL: Donkey! 25 00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:48,336 HOMER (muffled): There you go. 26 00:01:49,455 --> 00:01:51,215 (both moaning) 27 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:54,293 (frustrated grunt) 28 00:01:54,541 --> 00:01:55,293 (glass shatters) 29 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,385 (phone rings) (both giggling) 30 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,312 Ugh, if it's important, they'll call back. 31 00:02:00,338 --> 00:02:01,914 (phone continues ringing) 32 00:02:01,941 --> 00:02:04,902 LISA: Mom! Dad! The retirement home lost its license 33 00:02:04,909 --> 00:02:06,900 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 34 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:07,734 BOTH: D'oh! 35 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,080 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 36 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:16,697 (sighs) 37 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:18,002 Get in the car, Dad. 38 00:02:18,018 --> 00:02:19,924 Look who's here, the big dummy! 39 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:21,778 You do know I'm a doctor now. 40 00:02:21,801 --> 00:02:24,503 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 41 00:02:24,516 --> 00:02:26,303 Grampa, what happened? 42 00:02:26,323 --> 00:02:28,099 This place is unlivable. 43 00:02:28,122 --> 00:02:32,170 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 44 00:02:32,196 --> 00:02:34,746 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 45 00:02:34,766 --> 00:02:38,035 until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em. 46 00:02:43,711 --> 00:02:45,280 Mannequin nurses. 47 00:02:49,850 --> 00:02:52,203 Like I said, lot of violations. 48 00:02:52,222 --> 00:02:55,678 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 49 00:02:55,697 --> 00:02:59,785 Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? 50 00:02:59,792 --> 00:03:03,072 The really good one, where they each have their own dog partner. 51 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:05,085 - No kennels! - You're right. 52 00:03:05,106 --> 00:03:06,874 Bad idea, bad idea. 53 00:03:06,894 --> 00:03:10,561 Should we just, you know, drive by and take a look at the place...? 54 00:03:10,585 --> 00:03:11,612 (groans) 55 00:03:11,638 --> 00:03:13,451 Bad idea. Bad. 56 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,838 When are your relatives going to be here? 57 00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:23,427 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 58 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,474 We're all alone in this world. 59 00:03:25,493 --> 00:03:28,828 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 60 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:32,858 OLD WOMAN: Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 61 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:37,263 You're both coming home with us. 62 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,396 - You mean it? - Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:39,413 --> 00:03:42,965 Ah, just let me say good-bye to my girlfriend. 64 00:03:43,764 --> 00:03:45,563 Don't get fat. 65 00:03:47,421 --> 00:03:50,502 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father, 66 00:03:50,528 --> 00:03:53,963 and I love him, but three octogenorous? 67 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:57,121 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 68 00:03:57,141 --> 00:03:58,781 (laughs) Speak for yourself. 69 00:03:58,798 --> 00:04:00,931 Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 70 00:04:00,961 --> 00:04:01,818 (gasps) 71 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,582 Beep... 72 00:04:03,617 --> 00:04:05,342 (laughs) 73 00:04:05,385 --> 00:04:08,312 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 74 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:09,575 Oh! 75 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:15,252 - And don't forget my ripple. - You're not taking your ripple. 76 00:04:15,272 --> 00:04:17,319 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 77 00:04:17,331 --> 00:04:18,699 Ripple's your real daddy. 78 00:04:18,706 --> 00:04:20,343 (chuckles) 79 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,746 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 80 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:26,938 So, where should we park our pills? 81 00:04:26,966 --> 00:04:28,300 What pills? 82 00:04:35,670 --> 00:04:37,323 - Aah! - (laughs) 83 00:04:37,403 --> 00:04:39,947 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 84 00:04:45,186 --> 00:04:46,586 Oh, oh... 85 00:04:46,621 --> 00:04:49,432 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 86 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,192 (grunts) 87 00:04:50,217 --> 00:04:53,437 Uh... come on, boy. Your job is to guide me. 88 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,029 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 89 00:04:56,050 --> 00:04:58,083 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 90 00:04:58,092 --> 00:05:01,606 Stupid kid? Do you really think that's the way we should communicate? 91 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,095 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 92 00:05:04,128 --> 00:05:07,215 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 93 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,494 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 94 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,724 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 95 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,746 (cackles) 96 00:05:14,982 --> 00:05:16,416 Okay, boys, shower up. 97 00:05:16,436 --> 00:05:18,697 And I better hear some towels snapping. 98 00:05:20,107 --> 00:05:21,641 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 99 00:05:21,662 --> 00:05:24,672 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone that's staring at you. 100 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:27,553 (all gasp) 101 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:30,433 (gasps) Is that women's underwear? 102 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:35,413 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs. 103 00:05:35,448 --> 00:05:36,786 (sobs) 104 00:05:36,823 --> 00:05:39,243 (children laughing) 105 00:05:39,259 --> 00:05:43,487 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, but this... 106 00:05:43,507 --> 00:05:44,614 is sad. 107 00:05:44,631 --> 00:05:47,261 (children laughing) 108 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,307 Hey, leave him alone. I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 109 00:05:51,770 --> 00:05:55,072 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. 110 00:05:55,102 --> 00:05:58,558 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 111 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:04,075 Simpson, I won't forget this. 112 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:08,156 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 113 00:06:08,176 --> 00:06:09,843 ♪ 114 00:06:17,211 --> 00:06:19,913 (all passing gas) 115 00:06:20,454 --> 00:06:22,422 (gasping and groaning) 116 00:06:23,718 --> 00:06:25,752 (electrical buzz) 117 00:06:26,159 --> 00:06:27,327 (groans) 118 00:06:28,268 --> 00:06:29,869 (electrical buzz) 119 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,458 ♪ 120 00:06:33,027 --> 00:06:34,966 (gasps) 121 00:06:35,448 --> 00:06:36,846 (electrical buzz) 122 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:47,513 (laughs) 123 00:06:49,062 --> 00:06:50,625 - (yells) - (screams) 124 00:06:58,466 --> 00:07:00,100 (groaning) 125 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:01,767 (whimpers) 126 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,159 (screams) 127 00:07:08,302 --> 00:07:09,504 (bell rings) 128 00:07:14,681 --> 00:07:16,735 (laughing) 129 00:07:16,762 --> 00:07:19,497 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 130 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,013 They pee all night, they cry all day, 131 00:07:22,029 --> 00:07:25,410 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 132 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:26,927 Aah! 133 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,345 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 134 00:07:29,358 --> 00:07:31,492 how to take care of you when you're older 135 00:07:31,511 --> 00:07:34,053 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 136 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,375 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 137 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:37,649 Never visits him. 138 00:07:37,671 --> 00:07:39,944 Never even acknowledges his existence. 139 00:07:39,966 --> 00:07:42,056 Your grampa's alive? 140 00:07:42,076 --> 00:07:45,092 - Oh, yeah. - Okay... 141 00:07:45,105 --> 00:07:49,174 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 142 00:07:49,194 --> 00:07:51,527 For me? I love Grampa. 143 00:07:51,538 --> 00:07:54,427 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 144 00:07:54,441 --> 00:07:57,751 GRAMPA: Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 145 00:07:57,771 --> 00:08:00,267 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 146 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,547 - Please? - Okay. (laughs) 147 00:08:03,008 --> 00:08:05,661 You know, I love him, too. In a manly way. 148 00:08:05,678 --> 00:08:06,912 That never shows itself. 149 00:08:08,335 --> 00:08:11,669 Now, we're going to need three hearing aid batteries, 150 00:08:11,678 --> 00:08:13,778 all different and hard to get. 151 00:08:13,808 --> 00:08:17,259 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 152 00:08:17,277 --> 00:08:18,781 And the butter has to be open. 153 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:20,781 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 154 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,069 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 155 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:24,624 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 156 00:08:24,643 --> 00:08:27,417 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 157 00:08:27,434 --> 00:08:29,068 Someday, when the leaves have turned 158 00:08:29,114 --> 00:08:32,326 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 159 00:08:32,338 --> 00:08:34,051 I will be old. 160 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,848 What's your point, pound cake? 161 00:08:35,869 --> 00:08:39,541 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 162 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:42,690 - What did he say? - He wants to see if ghosts exist. 163 00:08:42,729 --> 00:08:45,911 Ooh, they do. My Uncle Bill is here right now. 164 00:08:45,939 --> 00:08:50,646 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 165 00:08:50,670 --> 00:08:52,538 That's all right. Enough about that. 166 00:08:52,558 --> 00:08:54,851 Did the clock ever get wound? 167 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,108 This can only be good. 168 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:07,886 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 169 00:09:09,001 --> 00:09:11,334 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 170 00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:13,833 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 171 00:09:13,860 --> 00:09:16,760 You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, uh, "Clambake." 172 00:09:16,776 --> 00:09:20,127 You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. "Clambake." 173 00:09:23,582 --> 00:09:26,133 JIMBO: All right, take off his hood. 174 00:09:26,619 --> 00:09:29,122 - Where am I? - Our secret place. 175 00:09:29,140 --> 00:09:31,047 The empty swimming pool from the country club 176 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:33,080 that closed down rather than let women in. 177 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:34,413 (coyote howls) 178 00:09:34,465 --> 00:09:38,901 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 179 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:49,832 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 180 00:09:49,859 --> 00:09:54,817 Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers. 181 00:09:56,255 --> 00:09:58,156 Um... thanks, 182 00:09:58,183 --> 00:10:00,752 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 183 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:03,580 It's too late. You've seen our faces. 184 00:10:03,889 --> 00:10:06,856 (long grunt) 185 00:10:06,876 --> 00:10:10,579 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 186 00:10:10,602 --> 00:10:14,662 I love yakking at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door. 187 00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:17,443 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 188 00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:19,864 while we get a little exercise. 189 00:10:20,318 --> 00:10:21,097 (Homer sighs) 190 00:10:21,117 --> 00:10:22,777 When does the exercise start? 191 00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:25,434 - This is it. - Yeah, we're mall-walking. 192 00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:28,787 Oh, my God. This counts as exercise? 193 00:10:28,808 --> 00:10:32,223 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 194 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:36,594 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 to discover who you really are. 195 00:10:36,629 --> 00:10:40,216 I'm a 79-year-old man. 196 00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:42,763 Son, welcome to the club. 197 00:10:46,217 --> 00:10:49,044 Now, say something pathetic. 198 00:10:49,067 --> 00:10:51,129 Uh, okay, um... 199 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,317 Oh, I can't. 200 00:10:53,349 --> 00:10:55,496 That's my boy. 201 00:10:58,122 --> 00:10:59,870 I-25. 202 00:10:59,883 --> 00:11:01,666 - What letter? - "I." 203 00:11:01,687 --> 00:11:03,733 - What number? - 25. 204 00:11:03,756 --> 00:11:05,623 - What game? - Bingo! 205 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,012 Damn it! 206 00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:11,188 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 207 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:12,817 Your younger brother? 208 00:11:12,858 --> 00:11:14,517 My son-- but he's taken. 209 00:11:14,537 --> 00:11:16,497 Well, I'm not surprised-- 210 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:19,512 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 211 00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:22,068 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 212 00:11:22,094 --> 00:11:25,496 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 213 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:29,824 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 214 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,359 once they take the railings down. 215 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:36,364 I said beat it! For the time being. 216 00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,306 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 217 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:43,164 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 218 00:11:43,177 --> 00:11:44,208 Hmm. 219 00:11:44,256 --> 00:11:46,056 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 220 00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,669 How did you know I wanted one? 221 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,940 (chuckles) 222 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:51,839 All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge. 223 00:11:51,856 --> 00:11:53,449 Don't call me a gal. 224 00:11:53,489 --> 00:11:55,102 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 225 00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:56,223 (shivers) 226 00:11:56,248 --> 00:11:59,473 - I better turn up the heat. - It's 82 degrees. 227 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:02,974 Huh? Are you wearing sock garters? 228 00:12:03,008 --> 00:12:06,388 - Young lady, in my day... - Your day is my day! 229 00:12:06,411 --> 00:12:07,713 We're the same age! 230 00:12:07,734 --> 00:12:08,820 (gasps) 231 00:12:08,845 --> 00:12:11,268 You're turning into your father. 232 00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:13,890 (Grampa-like sputtering) 233 00:12:13,925 --> 00:12:18,083 You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming! 234 00:12:18,102 --> 00:12:20,771 They're not coming for another 29 years. 235 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:21,506 (gasps) 236 00:12:21,531 --> 00:12:24,251 Did your ear lobes get longer? 237 00:12:24,729 --> 00:12:25,676 Falsies. 238 00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,705 (owl hooting) 239 00:12:32,491 --> 00:12:33,886 (cell phone chimes) 240 00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:36,052 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 241 00:12:36,087 --> 00:12:38,547 - Who's Chester? - "Who's Chester"? 242 00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:40,729 Just the most legendary bully of all. 243 00:12:40,752 --> 00:12:44,475 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 244 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:45,955 Whoa. 245 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:48,711 He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night. 246 00:12:48,733 --> 00:12:52,144 Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 247 00:12:53,092 --> 00:12:55,495 They've been promoting it like hell! 248 00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,894 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 249 00:12:58,926 --> 00:13:01,253 - Screech or hoot? - Either one's fine. 250 00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:02,531 That was an order! 251 00:13:02,551 --> 00:13:04,484 - (hooting) - Screech! Screech! 252 00:13:05,891 --> 00:13:07,937 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 253 00:13:07,993 --> 00:13:11,546 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 254 00:13:11,569 --> 00:13:14,398 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 255 00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:17,017 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 256 00:13:17,037 --> 00:13:18,557 but he only brought a nickel. 257 00:13:20,005 --> 00:13:22,058 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 258 00:13:22,088 --> 00:13:25,401 I didn't mind that he got fat. I didn't mind that he got fatter. 259 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:29,279 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 260 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:30,888 Oh... (sniffles) 261 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:34,022 Say it, honey-- you're no longer attracted to him. 262 00:13:39,798 --> 00:13:41,409 Maybe. 263 00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:53,171 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there. 264 00:13:53,205 --> 00:13:54,939 ♪ 265 00:14:10,122 --> 00:14:12,957 ♪ 266 00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:23,691 DEEJAY (over speakers): All you boppers going to the park tonight, 267 00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:25,800 make sure you're not packin'. 268 00:14:25,818 --> 00:14:28,451 We don't want any... "accidents." 269 00:14:30,588 --> 00:14:32,332 BART: Ay, caramba. 270 00:14:33,610 --> 00:14:35,875 How'd you babies get here? 271 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:39,364 Did your mommy bring you? 272 00:14:39,384 --> 00:14:40,517 Yes. 273 00:14:40,544 --> 00:14:41,630 WOMAN: Nelson! 274 00:14:41,653 --> 00:14:44,173 I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone. 275 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:47,688 Look for me downhill. I ain't got much gas. 276 00:14:47,701 --> 00:14:49,310 Smell you later. 277 00:14:50,149 --> 00:14:54,261 Hey, my old weasels! How's Shelbyville Elementary? 278 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:56,021 Not bad, not bad. 279 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,932 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 280 00:14:58,950 --> 00:14:59,797 (both grunt) 281 00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:02,127 CROWD (chanting): Chester! Chester! 282 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,312 They say the day of the bully is over. 283 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:07,677 Popular music condemns us. 284 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:11,394 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 285 00:15:11,423 --> 00:15:16,586 And cyber-bullying has taken away the warmth of human punching. 286 00:15:16,607 --> 00:15:21,688 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 287 00:15:21,715 --> 00:15:23,427 Can you dig it?! 288 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:25,634 Hey, why are you doing this? 289 00:15:25,656 --> 00:15:27,808 Because I don't want to sit around 290 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:31,998 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 291 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,858 Can... you... dig... it?! 292 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,442 - (crowd cheering, shouting) - NELSON: Ooh, I can totally dig it. 293 00:15:38,477 --> 00:15:39,443 (grunts) 294 00:15:39,765 --> 00:15:41,378 Chester's been shot! 295 00:15:41,419 --> 00:15:42,820 (high-pitched scream) 296 00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:44,670 (panicked yelling) 297 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:48,807 This kid did it! His sling is still warm! 298 00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:54,213 Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 299 00:15:54,239 --> 00:15:56,154 How does everyone know? 300 00:15:59,305 --> 00:16:02,074 DEEJAY: To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 301 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:06,542 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 302 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:11,518 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. 303 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:15,278 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 304 00:16:15,313 --> 00:16:17,433 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 305 00:16:17,446 --> 00:16:20,366 I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. 306 00:16:20,386 --> 00:16:22,339 I'm just doing it for balance. 307 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:23,752 I didn't shoot him! 308 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:26,627 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 309 00:16:26,662 --> 00:16:28,529 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 310 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,608 DOLPH: Yeah, I get that. 311 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:31,861 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 312 00:16:33,402 --> 00:16:37,275 The only way out is on the subway, past everyone else's territory. 313 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,588 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 314 00:16:39,709 --> 00:16:40,996 (all yelling) 315 00:16:42,905 --> 00:16:44,526 We're gonna have to jump for it! 316 00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:46,947 (grunts) 317 00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:49,472 No! I lost my flip-flop! 318 00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,199 Just keep moving! 319 00:16:51,714 --> 00:16:53,715 (flip-flop flapping) 320 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,148 Oh. Well, well, well. 321 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,380 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 322 00:17:01,393 --> 00:17:02,573 (fake yawn) 323 00:17:02,598 --> 00:17:04,254 (sighs): There. 324 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:09,133 Yippee! 325 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:13,133 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday. 326 00:17:16,479 --> 00:17:19,676 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 327 00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:22,965 790 assault, 780 battery. 328 00:17:23,907 --> 00:17:26,270 I didn't say to begin. 329 00:17:28,025 --> 00:17:30,451 (roaring gibberish) 330 00:17:31,281 --> 00:17:35,914 DEEJAY: Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. 331 00:17:35,961 --> 00:17:38,941 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 332 00:17:38,961 --> 00:17:41,794 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 333 00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:44,374 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 334 00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:45,801 (click, electronic feedback) 335 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:49,319 (echoing over speakers): Wow. That's crazy. 336 00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:51,119 Whoo, whoo. 337 00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:52,823 Hello, Lou. 338 00:17:52,929 --> 00:17:55,263 ♪ 339 00:17:59,488 --> 00:18:01,987 I only have a-pennies. 340 00:18:02,004 --> 00:18:03,457 Uno... due... 341 00:18:03,477 --> 00:18:04,688 (groans) 342 00:18:20,142 --> 00:18:21,263 (all gasp) 343 00:18:22,217 --> 00:18:23,736 For Springfield! 344 00:18:23,752 --> 00:18:26,019 (honking repeatedly) 345 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,437 Save yourselves...! 346 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:32,998 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 347 00:18:33,021 --> 00:18:35,241 ALL (sadly): Haw, haw. 348 00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,971 Springfield. We're safe. 349 00:18:45,984 --> 00:18:47,724 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 350 00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,805 Loser! You're gay for the ground. 351 00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:53,073 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 352 00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:56,765 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 353 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:03,191 (bottles clinking) 354 00:19:03,999 --> 00:19:06,091 (singsongy): Bul-lies... 355 00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:09,471 come out to play-ay... 356 00:19:09,505 --> 00:19:11,252 Bul-lies... 357 00:19:11,273 --> 00:19:14,555 come out to play-ay... 358 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,203 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 359 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:21,852 (singsongy): Clinky, clinky... 360 00:19:21,877 --> 00:19:25,663 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 361 00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:27,774 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 362 00:19:27,803 --> 00:19:30,505 and it was 40 years ago. 363 00:19:30,518 --> 00:19:32,591 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. - Ah... 364 00:19:32,614 --> 00:19:35,447 Oh, my God! I know that kid! We got to help him. 365 00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,158 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 366 00:19:38,184 --> 00:19:40,940 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 367 00:19:40,963 --> 00:19:44,089 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 368 00:19:44,102 --> 00:19:46,789 and created The Rockford Files. I got this one. 369 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:48,416 (groaning) 370 00:19:48,429 --> 00:19:51,748 It's so hard running in sand. 371 00:19:51,768 --> 00:19:52,775 No! No! 372 00:19:52,794 --> 00:19:58,393 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm 52! 373 00:19:59,855 --> 00:20:01,322 - (grunts) - Ow! Ow! 374 00:20:01,344 --> 00:20:03,078 No! (panting) 375 00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,942 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 376 00:20:06,374 --> 00:20:07,961 (sobbing) 377 00:20:07,996 --> 00:20:10,220 Now, let's go home, son. 378 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:12,526 ♪ 379 00:20:19,875 --> 00:20:21,796 How did I get here? 380 00:20:25,866 --> 00:20:28,820 (passionate kissing, moaning) 381 00:20:28,988 --> 00:20:30,582 Ooh, what's your hurry? 382 00:20:30,608 --> 00:20:34,024 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up. 383 00:20:34,050 --> 00:20:35,937 (gasps) Go, go, go! 384 00:20:35,963 --> 00:20:37,783 GRAMPA: I hear smooching! 385 00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:42,817 Captioning sponsored by 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 386 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:54,899 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 387 00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:00,922 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪ 388 00:21:02,954 --> 00:21:07,000 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 389 00:21:09,292 --> 00:21:13,316 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 390 00:21:13,658 --> 00:21:16,864 ♪ In the city ♪ 391 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:21,558 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 392 00:21:24,098 --> 00:21:25,415 Shh!