1 00:00:12,618 --> 00:00:16,618 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 2 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:30,708 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 3 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,234 D'oh! 4 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:01,308 D'oh! 5 00:01:13,352 --> 00:01:14,792 - Whoa! - What the...? 6 00:01:20,566 --> 00:01:23,266 - Mmm, mail. - Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 7 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,410 If it's not final, who cares? 8 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:30,128 Donkey! 9 00:01:30,748 --> 00:01:32,331 There you go. 10 00:01:42,414 --> 00:01:44,307 Ugh, if it's important, they'll call back. 11 00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:48,897 Mom! Dad! The retirement home lost its license 12 00:01:48,904 --> 00:01:50,895 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 13 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:51,729 D'oh! 14 00:01:51,755 --> 00:01:56,075 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 15 00:02:00,717 --> 00:02:01,997 Get in the car, Dad. 16 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:03,919 Look who's here, the big dummy! 17 00:02:03,939 --> 00:02:05,773 You do know I'm a doctor now. 18 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:08,498 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 19 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:10,298 Grampa, what happened? 20 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:12,094 This place is unlivable. 21 00:02:12,117 --> 00:02:16,165 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 22 00:02:16,191 --> 00:02:18,741 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 23 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:22,030 until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em. 24 00:02:27,706 --> 00:02:29,275 Mannequin nurses. 25 00:02:33,845 --> 00:02:36,198 Like I said, lot of violations. 26 00:02:36,217 --> 00:02:39,673 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 27 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,780 Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? 28 00:02:43,787 --> 00:02:47,067 The really good one, where they each have their own dog partner. 29 00:02:47,087 --> 00:02:49,080 - No kennels! - You're right. 30 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,869 Bad idea, bad idea. 31 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:54,556 Should we just, you know, drive by and take a look at the place...? 32 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,446 Bad idea. Bad. 33 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:04,833 When are your relatives going to be here? 34 00:03:05,209 --> 00:03:07,422 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 35 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,469 We're all alone in this world. 36 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:12,823 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 37 00:03:13,038 --> 00:03:16,853 Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 38 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:21,258 You're both coming home with us. 39 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:23,391 - You mean it? - Mm-hmm. 40 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:26,960 Ah, just let me say good-bye to my girlfriend. 41 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,558 Don't get fat. 42 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:34,497 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father, 43 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:37,958 and I love him, but three octogenorous? 44 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:41,116 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 45 00:03:41,516 --> 00:03:44,926 Speak for yourself. Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 46 00:03:45,838 --> 00:03:47,577 Beep... 47 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,307 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 48 00:03:52,336 --> 00:03:53,570 Oh! 49 00:03:56,047 --> 00:03:59,247 - And don't forget my ripple. - You're not taking your ripple. 50 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,314 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 51 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:02,694 Ripple's your real daddy. 52 00:04:06,091 --> 00:04:08,741 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 53 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,933 So, where should we park our pills? 54 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,295 What pills? 55 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:21,318 Aah! 56 00:04:21,398 --> 00:04:23,942 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 57 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,581 Oh, oh... 58 00:04:30,616 --> 00:04:33,427 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 59 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:37,432 Uh... come on, boy. Your job is to guide me. 60 00:04:37,455 --> 00:04:40,024 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 61 00:04:40,045 --> 00:04:42,078 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 62 00:04:42,087 --> 00:04:45,601 Stupid kid? Do you really think that's the way we should communicate? 63 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,090 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 64 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:51,210 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 65 00:04:51,216 --> 00:04:53,489 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 66 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,719 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 67 00:04:58,977 --> 00:05:00,411 Okay, boys, shower up. 68 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,692 And I better hear some towels snapping. 69 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:05,636 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 70 00:05:05,657 --> 00:05:08,667 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone that's staring at you. 71 00:05:11,988 --> 00:05:14,367 Is that women's underwear? 72 00:05:14,385 --> 00:05:19,334 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs. 73 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:27,482 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, but this... 74 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:28,609 is sad. 75 00:05:31,509 --> 00:05:35,302 Hey, leave him alone. I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 76 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:39,067 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. 77 00:05:39,097 --> 00:05:42,553 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 78 00:05:46,071 --> 00:05:48,070 Simpson, I won't forget this. 79 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:52,151 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 80 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:03,492 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 81 00:07:03,515 --> 00:07:06,008 They pee all night, they cry all day, 82 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:09,405 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 83 00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:10,922 Aah! 84 00:07:10,942 --> 00:07:13,340 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 85 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:15,487 how to take care of you when you're older 86 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:18,048 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 87 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:20,370 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 88 00:07:20,411 --> 00:07:21,644 Never visits him. 89 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,939 Never even acknowledges his existence. 90 00:07:23,961 --> 00:07:26,051 Your grampa's alive? 91 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,087 - Oh, yeah. - Okay... 92 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:33,169 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 93 00:07:33,189 --> 00:07:35,522 For me? I love Grampa. 94 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:38,353 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 95 00:07:38,373 --> 00:07:41,683 Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 96 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:44,199 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 97 00:07:44,232 --> 00:07:46,479 - Please? - Okay. 98 00:07:46,940 --> 00:07:49,593 You know, I love him, too. In a manly way. 99 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:50,844 That never shows itself. 100 00:07:52,267 --> 00:07:55,601 Now, we're going to need three hearing aid batteries, 101 00:07:55,610 --> 00:07:57,710 all different and hard to get. 102 00:07:57,740 --> 00:08:01,191 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 103 00:08:01,209 --> 00:08:02,713 And the butter has to be open. 104 00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:04,713 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 105 00:08:04,733 --> 00:08:07,001 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 106 00:08:07,022 --> 00:08:08,556 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 107 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:11,349 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 108 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:13,000 Someday, when the leaves have turned 109 00:08:13,046 --> 00:08:16,258 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 110 00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,983 I will be old. 111 00:08:18,013 --> 00:08:19,780 What's your point, pound cake? 112 00:08:19,801 --> 00:08:23,473 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 113 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:26,622 - What did he say? - He wants to see if ghosts exist. 114 00:08:26,661 --> 00:08:29,843 Ooh, they do. My Uncle Bill is here right now. 115 00:08:29,871 --> 00:08:34,578 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 116 00:08:34,602 --> 00:08:36,470 That's all right. Enough about that. 117 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:38,783 Did the clock ever get wound? 118 00:08:41,736 --> 00:08:44,040 This can only be good. 119 00:08:48,772 --> 00:08:51,818 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 120 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,266 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 121 00:08:55,278 --> 00:08:57,765 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 122 00:08:57,792 --> 00:09:00,692 You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, uh, "Clambake." 123 00:09:00,708 --> 00:09:04,059 You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. "Clambake." 124 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:10,065 All right, take off his hood. 125 00:09:10,551 --> 00:09:13,054 Where am I? Our secret place. 126 00:09:13,072 --> 00:09:14,979 The empty swimming pool from the country club 127 00:09:14,992 --> 00:09:17,012 that closed down rather than let women in. 128 00:09:18,397 --> 00:09:22,833 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 129 00:09:30,523 --> 00:09:33,764 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 130 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:38,749 Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers. 131 00:09:40,187 --> 00:09:42,088 Um... thanks, 132 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,684 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 133 00:09:44,712 --> 00:09:47,512 It's too late. You've seen our faces. 134 00:09:50,808 --> 00:09:54,511 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 135 00:09:54,534 --> 00:09:58,594 I love yakking at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door. 136 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:01,375 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 137 00:10:01,388 --> 00:10:03,796 while we get a little exercise. 138 00:10:05,049 --> 00:10:06,709 When does the exercise start? 139 00:10:06,733 --> 00:10:09,366 - This is it. - Yeah, we're mall-walking. 140 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:12,719 Oh, my God. This counts as exercise? 141 00:10:12,740 --> 00:10:16,155 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 142 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:20,526 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 to discover who you really are. 143 00:10:20,561 --> 00:10:24,148 I'm a 79-year-old man. 144 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,695 Son, welcome to the club. 145 00:10:30,149 --> 00:10:32,976 Now, say something pathetic. 146 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,061 Uh, okay, um... 147 00:10:35,182 --> 00:10:37,249 Oh, I can't. 148 00:10:37,281 --> 00:10:39,428 That's my boy. 149 00:10:42,054 --> 00:10:43,802 I-25. 150 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:45,598 - What letter? - "I." 151 00:10:45,619 --> 00:10:47,665 - What number? - 25. 152 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,555 - What game? - Bingo! 153 00:10:49,577 --> 00:10:50,944 Damn it! 154 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,120 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 155 00:10:55,140 --> 00:10:56,749 Your younger brother? 156 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,449 My son-- but he's taken. 157 00:10:58,469 --> 00:11:00,429 Well, I'm not surprised-- 158 00:11:00,441 --> 00:11:03,444 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 159 00:11:03,457 --> 00:11:06,000 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 160 00:11:06,026 --> 00:11:09,428 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 161 00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:13,756 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 162 00:11:13,787 --> 00:11:17,291 once they take the railings down. 163 00:11:17,311 --> 00:11:20,296 I said beat it! For the time being. 164 00:11:21,159 --> 00:11:24,238 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 165 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,096 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 166 00:11:27,109 --> 00:11:28,140 Hmm. 167 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,988 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 168 00:11:30,001 --> 00:11:31,601 How did you know I wanted one? 169 00:11:32,898 --> 00:11:35,771 All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge. 170 00:11:35,788 --> 00:11:37,381 Don't call me a gal. 171 00:11:37,421 --> 00:11:39,034 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 172 00:11:40,180 --> 00:11:43,405 - I better turn up the heat. - It's 82 degrees. 173 00:11:44,089 --> 00:11:46,906 Huh? Are you wearing sock garters? 174 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:50,320 - Young lady, in my day... - Your day is my day! 175 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,645 We're the same age! 176 00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:55,200 You're turning into your father. 177 00:11:57,857 --> 00:12:02,015 You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming! 178 00:12:02,034 --> 00:12:04,703 They're not coming for another 29 years. 179 00:12:05,463 --> 00:12:08,183 Did your ear lobes get longer? 180 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,608 Falsies. 181 00:12:17,844 --> 00:12:19,984 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 182 00:12:20,019 --> 00:12:22,479 - Who's Chester? - "Who's Chester"? 183 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,661 Just the most legendary bully of all. 184 00:12:24,684 --> 00:12:28,407 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 185 00:12:28,426 --> 00:12:29,887 Whoa. 186 00:12:29,910 --> 00:12:32,643 He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night. 187 00:12:32,665 --> 00:12:36,076 Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 188 00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,427 They've been promoting it like hell! 189 00:12:40,474 --> 00:12:42,826 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 190 00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:45,185 - Screech or hoot? - Either one's fine. 191 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,463 That was an order! 192 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:48,416 Screech! Screech! 193 00:12:49,823 --> 00:12:51,869 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 194 00:12:51,925 --> 00:12:55,478 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 195 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:58,330 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 196 00:12:58,358 --> 00:13:00,949 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 197 00:13:00,969 --> 00:13:02,489 but he only brought a nickel. 198 00:13:03,937 --> 00:13:05,990 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 199 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:09,333 I didn't mind that he got fat. I didn't mind that he got fatter. 200 00:13:09,361 --> 00:13:13,211 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 201 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,820 Oh... 202 00:13:14,848 --> 00:13:17,954 Say it, honey-- you're no longer attracted to him. 203 00:13:23,730 --> 00:13:25,341 Maybe. 204 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:37,103 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there. 205 00:14:04,841 --> 00:14:07,623 All you boppers going to the park tonight, 206 00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:09,732 make sure you're not packin'. 207 00:14:09,750 --> 00:14:12,383 We don't want any... "accidents." 208 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,264 Ay, caramba. 209 00:14:17,542 --> 00:14:19,807 How'd you babies get here? 210 00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:23,296 Did your mommy bring you? 211 00:14:23,316 --> 00:14:24,449 Yes. 212 00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:25,562 Nelson! 213 00:14:25,585 --> 00:14:28,105 I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone. 214 00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:31,620 Look for me downhill. I ain't got much gas. 215 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:33,242 Smell you later. 216 00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:38,193 Hey, my old weasels! How's Shelbyville Elementary? 217 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,953 Not bad, not bad. 218 00:14:39,972 --> 00:14:42,864 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 219 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,059 Chester! Chester! 220 00:14:46,099 --> 00:14:49,244 They say the day of the bully is over. 221 00:14:49,275 --> 00:14:51,609 Popular music condemns us. 222 00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:55,326 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 223 00:14:55,355 --> 00:15:00,518 And cyber-bullying has taken away the warmth of human punching. 224 00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:05,620 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 225 00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,359 Can you dig it?! 226 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,566 Hey, why are you doing this? 227 00:15:09,588 --> 00:15:11,740 Because I don't want to sit around 228 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:15,930 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 229 00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:19,790 Can... you... dig... it?! 230 00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:22,267 Ooh, I can totally dig it. 231 00:15:23,697 --> 00:15:25,310 Chester's been shot! 232 00:15:28,734 --> 00:15:32,739 This kid did it! His sling is still warm! 233 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:38,145 Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 234 00:15:38,171 --> 00:15:40,086 How does everyone know? 235 00:15:43,237 --> 00:15:46,006 To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 236 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,474 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 237 00:15:50,506 --> 00:15:55,450 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. 238 00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:59,210 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 239 00:15:59,245 --> 00:16:01,365 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 240 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:04,298 I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. 241 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:06,271 I'm just doing it for balance. 242 00:16:06,287 --> 00:16:07,684 I didn't shoot him! 243 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:10,559 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 244 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:12,461 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 245 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,540 Yeah, I get that. 246 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,793 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 247 00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:21,207 The only way out is on the subway, past everyone else's territory. 248 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:23,520 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 249 00:16:26,837 --> 00:16:28,458 We're gonna have to jump for it! 250 00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:33,404 No! I lost my flip-flop! 251 00:16:33,424 --> 00:16:35,131 Just keep moving! 252 00:16:40,364 --> 00:16:42,080 Oh. Well, well, well. 253 00:16:42,099 --> 00:16:45,312 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 254 00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,186 There. 255 00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:53,065 Yippee! 256 00:16:53,092 --> 00:16:57,065 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday. 257 00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:03,608 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 258 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,897 790 assault, 780 battery. 259 00:17:07,839 --> 00:17:10,202 I didn't say to begin. 260 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:19,846 Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. 261 00:17:19,893 --> 00:17:22,873 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 262 00:17:22,893 --> 00:17:25,726 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 263 00:17:25,746 --> 00:17:28,306 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 264 00:17:29,752 --> 00:17:33,251 Wow. That's crazy. 265 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:35,051 Whoo, whoo. 266 00:17:35,071 --> 00:17:36,755 Hello, Lou. 267 00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:45,919 I only have a-pennies. 268 00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,389 Uno... due... 269 00:18:06,149 --> 00:18:07,668 For Springfield! 270 00:18:11,622 --> 00:18:13,369 Save yourselves...! 271 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:16,930 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 272 00:18:16,953 --> 00:18:19,173 Haw, haw. 273 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:29,903 Springfield. We're safe. 274 00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:31,656 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 275 00:18:31,682 --> 00:18:34,737 Loser! You're gay for the ground. 276 00:18:34,758 --> 00:18:37,005 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 277 00:18:37,026 --> 00:18:40,697 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 278 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:50,023 Bul-lies... 279 00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:53,403 come out to play-ay... 280 00:18:53,437 --> 00:18:55,184 Bul-lies... 281 00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:58,487 come out to play-ay... 282 00:18:58,515 --> 00:19:01,135 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 283 00:19:01,157 --> 00:19:05,784 Clinky, clinky... 284 00:19:05,809 --> 00:19:09,595 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 285 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:11,706 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 286 00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:14,437 and it was 40 years ago. 287 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,523 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. - Ah... 288 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:19,379 Oh, my God! I know that kid! We got to help him. 289 00:19:19,397 --> 00:19:22,090 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 290 00:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,872 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 291 00:19:24,895 --> 00:19:28,021 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 292 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:30,721 and created The Rockford Files. I t th one. 293 00:19:32,361 --> 00:19:35,680 It's so hard running in sand. 294 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,707 No! No! 295 00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:42,325 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm 52! 296 00:19:44,094 --> 00:19:46,511 Ow! Ow! No! 297 00:19:47,037 --> 00:19:49,874 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 298 00:19:51,928 --> 00:19:54,152 Now, let's go home, son. 299 00:20:03,807 --> 00:20:05,728 How did I get here? 300 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,514 Ooh, what's your hurry? 301 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,956 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up. 302 00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:19,862 Go, go, go! 303 00:20:19,895 --> 00:20:21,715 I hear smooching! 304 00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:26,749 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 305 00:20:35,261 --> 00:20:38,831 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 306 00:20:41,321 --> 00:20:44,854 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪ 307 00:20:46,886 --> 00:20:50,932 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 308 00:20:53,224 --> 00:20:57,248 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 309 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,796 ♪ In the city ♪ 310 00:21:00,822 --> 00:21:05,490 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 311 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,347 Shh!