1 00:00:10,492 --> 00:00:12,226 (exclaiming) 2 00:00:12,618 --> 00:00:16,618 ♪ The Simpsons 25x14 ♪ The Winter of His Content Original Air Date on March 16, 2014 3 00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:19,026 (school bell ringing) 4 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:22,470 (Barney belches) 5 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:25,511 (whistle blows) (yells) 6 00:00:25,708 --> 00:00:30,708 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 7 00:00:30,745 --> 00:00:32,079 (beeping) 8 00:00:38,011 --> 00:00:40,079 (playing the blues) 9 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:43,205 (playing the blues) 10 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:45,098 (tires screeching) 11 00:00:46,967 --> 00:00:48,234 D'oh! 12 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:49,596 (tires screeching) 13 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,231 (grunts) 14 00:00:59,441 --> 00:01:00,421 (game buzzes) 15 00:01:00,436 --> 00:01:01,308 D'oh! 16 00:01:01,335 --> 00:01:02,886 (Bart laughs) 17 00:01:02,977 --> 00:01:05,212 (Homer screaming) 18 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,706 (both giggling) 19 00:01:13,352 --> 00:01:14,792 - MARGE: Whoa! - HOMER: What the...? 20 00:01:14,819 --> 00:01:16,245 (Homer laughs) 21 00:01:20,566 --> 00:01:23,266 - Mmm, mail. - Oh, "urgent notice." Hmm. 22 00:01:23,292 --> 00:01:25,410 If it's not final, who cares? 23 00:01:27,299 --> 00:01:28,700 (toy squeaks, siren whoops) 24 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:30,128 DOLL: Donkey! 25 00:01:30,748 --> 00:01:32,331 HOMER (muffled): There you go. 26 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:35,210 (both moaning) 27 00:01:37,255 --> 00:01:38,288 (frustrated grunt) 28 00:01:38,536 --> 00:01:39,288 (glass shatters) 29 00:01:39,315 --> 00:01:42,380 (phone rings) (both giggling) 30 00:01:42,414 --> 00:01:44,307 Ugh, if it's important, they'll call back. 31 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:45,909 (phone continues ringing) 32 00:01:45,936 --> 00:01:48,897 LISA: Mom! Dad! The retirement home lost its license 33 00:01:48,904 --> 00:01:50,895 and Grampa has nowhere to live! 34 00:01:50,922 --> 00:01:51,729 BOTH: D'oh! 35 00:01:51,755 --> 00:01:56,075 Oh! That man can't remember anything except our number! 36 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:00,692 (sighs) 37 00:02:00,717 --> 00:02:01,997 Get in the car, Dad. 38 00:02:02,013 --> 00:02:03,919 Look who's here, the big dummy! 39 00:02:03,939 --> 00:02:05,773 You do know I'm a doctor now. 40 00:02:05,796 --> 00:02:08,498 Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy! 41 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:10,298 Grampa, what happened? 42 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:12,094 This place is unlivable. 43 00:02:12,117 --> 00:02:16,165 My contract clearly promised "barely livable." 44 00:02:16,191 --> 00:02:18,741 Yeah, well, we're closing down Codger Stadium here 45 00:02:18,761 --> 00:02:22,030 until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em. 46 00:02:27,706 --> 00:02:29,275 Mannequin nurses. 47 00:02:33,845 --> 00:02:36,198 Like I said, lot of violations. 48 00:02:36,217 --> 00:02:39,673 Oh! I guess Grampa's coming home with us. 49 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:43,780 Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? 50 00:02:43,787 --> 00:02:47,067 The really good one, where they each have their own dog partner. 51 00:02:47,087 --> 00:02:49,080 - No kennels! - You're right. 52 00:02:49,101 --> 00:02:50,869 Bad idea, bad idea. 53 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:54,556 Should we just, you know, drive by and take a look at the place...? 54 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:55,607 (groans) 55 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:57,446 Bad idea. Bad. 56 00:03:02,193 --> 00:03:04,833 When are your relatives going to be here? 57 00:03:05,209 --> 00:03:07,422 Can I be honest with you? They're not. 58 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,469 We're all alone in this world. 59 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:12,823 All I have left is a phone message from my late wife. 60 00:03:13,038 --> 00:03:16,853 OLD WOMAN: Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there! 61 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:21,258 You're both coming home with us. 62 00:03:21,279 --> 00:03:23,391 - You mean it? - Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:23,408 --> 00:03:26,960 Ah, just let me say good-bye to my girlfriend. 64 00:03:27,759 --> 00:03:29,558 Don't get fat. 65 00:03:31,416 --> 00:03:34,497 Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father, 66 00:03:34,523 --> 00:03:37,958 and I love him, but three octogenorous? 67 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:41,116 Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday. 68 00:03:41,136 --> 00:03:42,776 (laughs) Speak for yourself. 69 00:03:42,793 --> 00:03:44,926 Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. 70 00:03:44,956 --> 00:03:45,813 (gasps) 71 00:03:45,838 --> 00:03:47,577 Beep... 72 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:49,337 (laughs) 73 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:52,307 My lifestyle is my retirement plan. 74 00:03:52,336 --> 00:03:53,570 Oh! 75 00:03:56,047 --> 00:03:59,247 - And don't forget my ripple. - You're not taking your ripple. 76 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,314 Without ripple, I never would have had you. 77 00:04:01,326 --> 00:04:02,694 Ripple's your real daddy. 78 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:04,338 (chuckles) 79 00:04:06,091 --> 00:04:08,741 This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. 80 00:04:08,753 --> 00:04:10,933 So, where should we park our pills? 81 00:04:10,961 --> 00:04:12,295 What pills? 82 00:04:19,665 --> 00:04:21,318 - Aah! - (laughs) 83 00:04:21,398 --> 00:04:23,942 Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof. 84 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,581 Oh, oh... 85 00:04:30,616 --> 00:04:33,427 Homer, how are we doing with those cots? 86 00:04:33,452 --> 00:04:34,187 (grunts) 87 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:37,432 Uh... come on, boy. Your job is to guide me. 88 00:04:37,455 --> 00:04:40,024 Well, I really think you should watch your temper. 89 00:04:40,045 --> 00:04:42,078 I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid! 90 00:04:42,087 --> 00:04:45,601 Stupid kid? Do you really think that's the way we should communicate? 91 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:48,090 You just want to see your old man trip and fall. 92 00:04:48,123 --> 00:04:51,210 Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but... 93 00:04:51,216 --> 00:04:53,489 What the...? D'oh! D'oh! Ooh! 94 00:04:53,517 --> 00:04:55,719 Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. 95 00:04:55,740 --> 00:04:57,741 (cackles) 96 00:04:58,977 --> 00:05:00,411 Okay, boys, shower up. 97 00:05:00,431 --> 00:05:02,692 And I better hear some towels snapping. 98 00:05:04,102 --> 00:05:05,636 Muntz, what is wrong with you? 99 00:05:05,657 --> 00:05:08,667 Now, you get undressed in front of everyone that's staring at you. 100 00:05:10,515 --> 00:05:11,548 (all gasp) 101 00:05:11,575 --> 00:05:14,428 (gasps) Is that women's underwear? 102 00:05:14,459 --> 00:05:19,408 My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs. 103 00:05:19,443 --> 00:05:20,781 (sobs) 104 00:05:20,818 --> 00:05:23,238 (children laughing) 105 00:05:23,254 --> 00:05:27,482 Muntz, there's a kind of poverty that toughens you up, but this... 106 00:05:27,502 --> 00:05:28,609 is sad. 107 00:05:28,626 --> 00:05:31,256 (children laughing) 108 00:05:31,509 --> 00:05:35,302 Hey, leave him alone. I, too, know the pain of hand-me-down underwear. 109 00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:39,067 My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. 110 00:05:39,097 --> 00:05:42,553 So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me, too. 111 00:05:46,071 --> 00:05:48,070 Simpson, I won't forget this. 112 00:05:48,093 --> 00:05:52,151 From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys. 113 00:05:52,171 --> 00:05:53,838 ♪ 114 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:03,908 (all passing gas) 115 00:06:04,449 --> 00:06:06,417 (gasping and groaning) 116 00:06:07,713 --> 00:06:09,747 (electrical buzz) 117 00:06:10,154 --> 00:06:11,322 (groans) 118 00:06:12,263 --> 00:06:13,864 (electrical buzz) 119 00:06:14,019 --> 00:06:15,453 ♪ 120 00:06:17,022 --> 00:06:18,961 (gasps) 121 00:06:19,443 --> 00:06:20,841 (electrical buzz) 122 00:06:30,274 --> 00:06:31,508 (laughs) 123 00:06:33,057 --> 00:06:34,620 - (yells) - (screams) 124 00:06:42,461 --> 00:06:44,095 (groaning) 125 00:06:44,462 --> 00:06:45,762 (whimpers) 126 00:06:49,887 --> 00:06:51,154 (screams) 127 00:06:52,297 --> 00:06:53,499 (bell rings) 128 00:06:58,676 --> 00:07:00,730 (laughing) 129 00:07:00,757 --> 00:07:03,492 I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. 130 00:07:03,515 --> 00:07:06,008 They pee all night, they cry all day, 131 00:07:06,024 --> 00:07:09,405 and every time they use the computer, the font is huge. 132 00:07:09,955 --> 00:07:10,922 Aah! 133 00:07:10,942 --> 00:07:13,340 Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning 134 00:07:13,353 --> 00:07:15,487 how to take care of you when you're older 135 00:07:15,506 --> 00:07:18,048 by watching the way you treat Grampa? 136 00:07:18,069 --> 00:07:20,370 Have you seen how he treats my grampa? 137 00:07:20,411 --> 00:07:21,644 Never visits him. 138 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,939 Never even acknowledges his existence. 139 00:07:23,961 --> 00:07:26,051 Your grampa's alive? 140 00:07:26,071 --> 00:07:29,087 - Oh, yeah. - Okay... 141 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:33,169 Well, can you please be nicer to our grampa? 142 00:07:33,189 --> 00:07:35,522 For me? I love Grampa. 143 00:07:35,533 --> 00:07:38,422 You may not realize it, but he's a treasure. 144 00:07:38,436 --> 00:07:41,746 GRAMPA: Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! 145 00:07:41,766 --> 00:07:44,262 I'm trying to watch C-SPAN2. 146 00:07:44,295 --> 00:07:46,542 - Please? - Okay. (laughs) 147 00:07:47,003 --> 00:07:49,656 You know, I love him, too. In a manly way. 148 00:07:49,673 --> 00:07:50,907 That never shows itself. 149 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:55,664 Now, we're going to need three hearing aid batteries, 150 00:07:55,673 --> 00:07:57,773 all different and hard to get. 151 00:07:57,803 --> 00:08:01,254 And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. 152 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:02,776 And the butter has to be open. 153 00:08:02,789 --> 00:08:04,776 Oh, I'll see what I can do. 154 00:08:04,796 --> 00:08:07,064 I can handle them from now on, Marge. 155 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:08,619 Gentlemen, I've been thinking. 156 00:08:08,638 --> 00:08:11,412 My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. 157 00:08:11,429 --> 00:08:13,063 Someday, when the leaves have turned 158 00:08:13,109 --> 00:08:16,321 and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, 159 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,046 I will be old. 160 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:19,843 What's your point, pound cake? 161 00:08:19,864 --> 00:08:23,536 I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist. 162 00:08:23,562 --> 00:08:26,685 - What did he say? - He wants to see if ghosts exist. 163 00:08:26,724 --> 00:08:29,906 Ooh, they do. My Uncle Bill is here right now. 164 00:08:29,934 --> 00:08:34,641 Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder. 165 00:08:34,665 --> 00:08:36,533 That's all right. Enough about that. 166 00:08:36,553 --> 00:08:38,846 Did the clock ever get wound? 167 00:08:41,799 --> 00:08:44,103 This can only be good. 168 00:08:48,835 --> 00:08:51,881 This family's had a lot of hoods put over their heads. 169 00:08:52,996 --> 00:08:55,329 Uh, Chief, something about that looks fishy. 170 00:08:55,341 --> 00:08:57,828 Aw, Lou, you got a suspicious mind, you know? 171 00:08:57,855 --> 00:09:00,755 You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, uh, "Clambake." 172 00:09:00,771 --> 00:09:04,122 You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. "Clambake." 173 00:09:07,577 --> 00:09:10,128 JIMBO: All right, take off his hood. 174 00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:13,117 - Where am I? - Our secret place. 175 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:15,042 The empty swimming pool from the country club 176 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:17,075 that closed down rather than let women in. 177 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:18,408 (coyote howls) 178 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:22,896 Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard. 179 00:09:30,586 --> 00:09:33,827 We've decided to make you an honorary bully. 180 00:09:33,854 --> 00:09:38,812 Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers. 181 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:42,151 Um... thanks, 182 00:09:42,178 --> 00:09:44,747 but I'm not sure I want to be a bully. 183 00:09:44,775 --> 00:09:47,575 It's too late. You've seen our faces. 184 00:09:47,884 --> 00:09:50,851 (long grunt) 185 00:09:50,871 --> 00:09:54,574 Wow, never had breakfast at 6:00 in the morning before. 186 00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:58,657 I love yakking at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door. 187 00:09:58,683 --> 00:10:01,438 Now we'll talk about dead people you never met 188 00:10:01,451 --> 00:10:03,859 while we get a little exercise. 189 00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,092 (Homer sighs) 190 00:10:05,112 --> 00:10:06,772 When does the exercise start? 191 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:09,429 - This is it. - Yeah, we're mall-walking. 192 00:10:09,446 --> 00:10:12,782 Oh, my God. This counts as exercise? 193 00:10:12,803 --> 00:10:16,218 I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. 194 00:10:16,237 --> 00:10:20,589 Sometimes you have to wait till you're 38 to discover who you really are. 195 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:24,211 I'm a 79-year-old man. 196 00:10:24,227 --> 00:10:26,758 Son, welcome to the club. 197 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:33,039 Now, say something pathetic. 198 00:10:33,062 --> 00:10:35,124 Uh, okay, um... 199 00:10:35,245 --> 00:10:37,312 Oh, I can't. 200 00:10:37,344 --> 00:10:39,491 That's my boy. 201 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:43,865 I-25. 202 00:10:43,878 --> 00:10:45,661 - What letter? - "I." 203 00:10:45,682 --> 00:10:47,728 - What number? - 25. 204 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:49,618 - What game? - Bingo! 205 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,007 Damn it! 206 00:10:52,548 --> 00:10:55,183 Who's the icebox pie, Abe? 207 00:10:55,203 --> 00:10:56,812 Your younger brother? 208 00:10:56,853 --> 00:10:58,512 My son-- but he's taken. 209 00:10:58,532 --> 00:11:00,492 Well, I'm not surprised-- 210 00:11:00,504 --> 00:11:03,507 the way he tears into corn on the cob. 211 00:11:03,520 --> 00:11:06,063 Now, Mildred, he's a married man. 212 00:11:06,089 --> 00:11:09,491 You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat. 213 00:11:09,512 --> 00:11:13,819 Join the party, Abe-- there's plenty of room in my bed... 214 00:11:13,850 --> 00:11:17,354 once they take the railings down. 215 00:11:17,374 --> 00:11:20,359 I said beat it! For the time being. 216 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:24,301 Now, Homer, you stay away from those red-door hoochies. 217 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:27,159 They're just trying to get a chicken dinner out of you. 218 00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:28,203 Hmm. 219 00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:30,051 Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. 220 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,664 How did you know I wanted one? 221 00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:32,935 (chuckles) 222 00:11:32,961 --> 00:11:35,834 All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge. 223 00:11:35,851 --> 00:11:37,444 Don't call me a gal. 224 00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:39,097 Makes me feel like I'm your mother. 225 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,218 (shivers) 226 00:11:40,243 --> 00:11:43,468 - I better turn up the heat. - It's 82 degrees. 227 00:11:44,152 --> 00:11:46,969 Huh? Are you wearing sock garters? 228 00:11:47,003 --> 00:11:50,383 - Young lady, in my day... - Your day is my day! 229 00:11:50,406 --> 00:11:51,708 We're the same age! 230 00:11:51,729 --> 00:11:52,815 (gasps) 231 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:55,263 You're turning into your father. 232 00:11:55,285 --> 00:11:57,885 (Grampa-like sputtering) 233 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:02,078 You won't feel so bollixed once my Social Security checks start coming! 234 00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,766 They're not coming for another 29 years. 235 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:05,501 (gasps) 236 00:12:05,526 --> 00:12:08,246 Did your ear lobes get longer? 237 00:12:08,724 --> 00:12:09,671 Falsies. 238 00:12:09,699 --> 00:12:11,700 (owl hooting) 239 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,881 (cell phone chimes) 240 00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:20,047 Whoa. A tweet from Chester! 241 00:12:20,082 --> 00:12:22,542 - Who's Chester? - "Who's Chester"? 242 00:12:22,571 --> 00:12:24,724 Just the most legendary bully of all. 243 00:12:24,747 --> 00:12:28,470 They say he once wedgied a kid in half. 244 00:12:28,489 --> 00:12:29,950 Whoa. 245 00:12:29,973 --> 00:12:32,706 He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night. 246 00:12:32,728 --> 00:12:36,139 Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. figure skating finals are on? 247 00:12:37,087 --> 00:12:39,490 They've been promoting it like hell! 248 00:12:40,537 --> 00:12:42,889 Excuse us, we're looking for owls. 249 00:12:42,921 --> 00:12:45,248 - Screech or hoot? - Either one's fine. 250 00:12:45,273 --> 00:12:46,526 That was an order! 251 00:12:46,546 --> 00:12:48,479 - (hooting) - Screech! Screech! 252 00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,932 Where's the Lord of the Fries? 253 00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:55,541 Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. 254 00:12:55,564 --> 00:12:58,393 Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. 255 00:12:58,421 --> 00:13:01,012 Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, 256 00:13:01,032 --> 00:13:02,552 but he only brought a nickel. 257 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,053 I didn't mind that he grew bald. 258 00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,396 I didn't mind that he got fat. I didn't mind that he got fatter. 259 00:13:09,424 --> 00:13:13,274 But no one told me he'd get older than me. 260 00:13:13,283 --> 00:13:14,883 Oh... (sniffles) 261 00:13:14,911 --> 00:13:18,017 Say it, honey-- you're no longer attracted to him. 262 00:13:23,793 --> 00:13:25,404 Maybe. 263 00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:37,166 It's on tonight, and everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there. 264 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,934 ♪ 265 00:13:54,117 --> 00:13:56,952 ♪ 266 00:14:04,904 --> 00:14:07,686 DEEJAY (over speakers): All you boppers going to the park tonight, 267 00:14:07,705 --> 00:14:09,795 make sure you're not packin'. 268 00:14:09,813 --> 00:14:12,446 We don't want any... "accidents." 269 00:14:14,583 --> 00:14:16,327 BART: Ay, caramba. 270 00:14:17,605 --> 00:14:19,870 How'd you babies get here? 271 00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,359 Did your mommy bring you? 272 00:14:23,379 --> 00:14:24,512 Yes. 273 00:14:24,539 --> 00:14:25,625 WOMAN: Nelson! 274 00:14:25,648 --> 00:14:28,168 I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone. 275 00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:31,683 Look for me downhill. I ain't got much gas. 276 00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,305 Smell you later. 277 00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:38,256 Hey, my old weasels! How's Shelbyville Elementary? 278 00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:40,016 Not bad, not bad. 279 00:14:40,035 --> 00:14:42,927 We've ruined picture day three years in a row. 280 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:43,792 (both grunt) 281 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:46,122 CROWD (chanting): Chester! Chester! 282 00:14:46,162 --> 00:14:49,307 They say the day of the bully is over. 283 00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:51,672 Popular music condemns us. 284 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:55,389 Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. 285 00:14:55,418 --> 00:15:00,581 And cyber-bullying has taken away the warmth of human punching. 286 00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:05,683 But I say to you, the day of the bully has just begun! 287 00:15:05,710 --> 00:15:07,422 Can you dig it?! 288 00:15:07,882 --> 00:15:09,629 Hey, why are you doing this? 289 00:15:09,651 --> 00:15:11,803 Because I don't want to sit around 290 00:15:11,822 --> 00:15:15,993 like Prince Charles waiting for the queen to die! 291 00:15:16,639 --> 00:15:19,853 Can... you... dig... it?! 292 00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:22,437 - (crowd cheering, shouting) - NELSON: Ooh, I can totally dig it. 293 00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:23,438 (grunts) 294 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:25,373 Chester's been shot! 295 00:15:25,414 --> 00:15:26,815 (high-pitched scream) 296 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:28,665 (panicked yelling) 297 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:32,802 This kid did it! His sling is still warm! 298 00:15:33,823 --> 00:15:38,208 Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the lady's underpants! 299 00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:40,149 How does everyone know? 300 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:46,069 DEEJAY: To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout 301 00:15:46,103 --> 00:15:50,537 for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. 302 00:15:50,569 --> 00:15:55,513 This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. 303 00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:59,273 100% supported by money taken from nerds. 304 00:15:59,308 --> 00:16:01,428 I can't believe you did that, Bart. 305 00:16:01,441 --> 00:16:04,361 I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. 306 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:06,334 I'm just doing it for balance. 307 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:07,747 I didn't shoot him! 308 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:10,622 Oh, yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot? 309 00:16:10,657 --> 00:16:12,524 I don't know. I feel naked without it. 310 00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:13,603 DOLPH: Yeah, I get that. 311 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:15,856 That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring. 312 00:16:17,397 --> 00:16:21,270 The only way out is on the subway, past everyone else's territory. 313 00:16:21,283 --> 00:16:23,583 We'll just have to wait it out here until we... 314 00:16:23,704 --> 00:16:24,991 (all yelling) 315 00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:28,521 We're gonna have to jump for it! 316 00:16:30,029 --> 00:16:30,942 (grunts) 317 00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:33,467 No! I lost my flip-flop! 318 00:16:33,487 --> 00:16:35,194 Just keep moving! 319 00:16:35,709 --> 00:16:37,710 (flip-flop flapping) 320 00:16:40,427 --> 00:16:42,143 Oh. Well, well, well. 321 00:16:42,162 --> 00:16:45,375 Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, huh? 322 00:16:45,388 --> 00:16:46,568 (fake yawn) 323 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:48,249 (sighs): There. 324 00:16:51,765 --> 00:16:53,128 Yippee! 325 00:16:53,155 --> 00:16:57,128 Aw, damn it! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday. 326 00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:03,671 You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers! 327 00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:06,960 790 assault, 780 battery. 328 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,265 I didn't say to begin. 329 00:17:12,020 --> 00:17:14,446 (roaring gibberish) 330 00:17:15,276 --> 00:17:19,909 DEEJAY: Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. 331 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,936 The Springfield bullies are still at large. 332 00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,789 That's right, yeah, so, uh, give yourselves up. 333 00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:28,369 Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself? 334 00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:29,796 (click, electronic feedback) 335 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:33,314 (echoing over speakers): Wow. That's crazy. 336 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,114 Whoo, whoo. 337 00:17:35,134 --> 00:17:36,818 Hello, Lou. 338 00:17:36,924 --> 00:17:39,258 ♪ 339 00:17:43,483 --> 00:17:45,982 I only have a-pennies. 340 00:17:45,999 --> 00:17:47,452 Uno... due... 341 00:17:47,472 --> 00:17:48,683 (groans) 342 00:18:04,137 --> 00:18:05,258 (all gasp) 343 00:18:06,212 --> 00:18:07,731 For Springfield! 344 00:18:07,747 --> 00:18:10,014 (honking repeatedly) 345 00:18:11,685 --> 00:18:13,432 Save yourselves...! 346 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,993 Today we are all Nelson Muntz. 347 00:18:17,016 --> 00:18:19,236 ALL (sadly): Haw, haw. 348 00:18:27,513 --> 00:18:29,966 Springfield. We're safe. 349 00:18:29,979 --> 00:18:31,719 I'm gonna kiss the ground. 350 00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:34,800 Loser! You're gay for the ground. 351 00:18:34,821 --> 00:18:37,068 Well, you're gay for homophobia. 352 00:18:37,089 --> 00:18:40,760 Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance. 353 00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:47,186 (bottles clinking) 354 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,086 (singsongy): Bul-lies... 355 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:53,466 come out to play-ay... 356 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,247 Bul-lies... 357 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,550 come out to play-ay... 358 00:18:58,578 --> 00:19:01,198 Oh, no! He's got three bottles! 359 00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:05,847 (singsongy): Clinky, clinky... 360 00:19:05,872 --> 00:19:09,658 I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. 361 00:19:09,671 --> 00:19:11,769 Steak and eggs for 50 cents, 362 00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:14,500 and it was 40 years ago. 363 00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:16,586 - Oh, boy. - Yeah. - Ah... 364 00:19:16,609 --> 00:19:19,442 Oh, my God! I know that kid! We got to help him. 365 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:22,153 Oh, I'd love to, but, uh, I'm sure 366 00:19:22,179 --> 00:19:24,935 that it's some sort of a holiday for me. 367 00:19:24,958 --> 00:19:28,084 Fine! Your generation did its part when it won World War II 368 00:19:28,097 --> 00:19:30,784 and created The Rockford Files. I got this one. 369 00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:32,411 (groaning) 370 00:19:32,424 --> 00:19:35,743 It's so hard running in sand. 371 00:19:35,763 --> 00:19:36,770 No! No! 372 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:42,388 I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm 52! 373 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,317 - (grunts) - Ow! Ow! 374 00:19:45,339 --> 00:19:47,073 No! (panting) 375 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,937 Um, I've never really been in a fight. 376 00:19:50,369 --> 00:19:51,956 (sobbing) 377 00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,215 Now, let's go home, son. 378 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,521 ♪ 379 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,791 How did I get here? 380 00:20:09,861 --> 00:20:12,815 (passionate kissing, moaning) 381 00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:14,577 Ooh, what's your hurry? 382 00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:18,019 We got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up. 383 00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:19,932 (gasps) Go, go, go! 384 00:20:19,958 --> 00:20:21,778 GRAMPA: I hear smooching! 385 00:20:21,812 --> 00:20:26,812 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 386 00:20:35,324 --> 00:20:38,894 ♪ Somewhere out on that horizon ♪ 387 00:20:41,384 --> 00:20:44,917 ♪ Out beyond the neon lights ♪ 388 00:20:46,949 --> 00:20:50,995 ♪ I know there must be something better ♪ 389 00:20:53,287 --> 00:20:57,311 ♪ But there's nowhere else in sight ♪ 390 00:20:57,653 --> 00:21:00,859 ♪ In the city ♪ 391 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:05,553 ♪ Oh, oh. ♪ 392 00:21:08,093 --> 00:21:09,410 Shh!