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(upbeat march plays)
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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
web dl sync snarry
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Oh Stan, this trip could not
have come at a better time.
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Our lives have been so dull lately.
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I'm not gonna lie.
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I started stealing again
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and I came real close to cutting myself.
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Anyway, I guess I'm just trying to say,
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thanks for the surprise trip to Hawaii.
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And the surprises don't stop there
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because we're actually going to Sacramento.
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Sacramento?!
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That's so... boring!
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Boring? But honey,
Sacramento is broken up
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into four different areas.
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Area one.
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Area two.
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Area three.
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Area four.
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Doesn't that sound insane?!
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So, then I told him, "I like my men
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like I like my coffee:
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in an extra-large cup."
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Ooh.
(all giggling)
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Oh, Margie, you gotta stop
pounding so much...
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...coffee!
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ALL:
Wink!
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Ooh! Look at those girls.
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They certainly seem to be having fun.
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I know, they're fabulous.
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If we're looking for fun,
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maybe we need to take a page
from their book.
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Or, maybe it's time for you
to write a book of your own.
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Oh, my God.
They're talking to us.
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We knew you were listening to us.
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We don't mind.
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We like it.
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We're four
high-flying gals
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who like to have fun.
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We give a whole new
meaning to "Red Eye."
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(laughs)
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I'm not sure I get that,
but I know it's filthy.
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You girls should have your own TV show!
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People tell us that all the time.
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But I can assure you,
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we're not simple TV caricatures,
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we're real people with hopes and dreams.
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I'm Angie, I'm in it for money.
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I'm Christy, I'm in it for adventure!
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I'm Margie, I'm in it for love.
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I'm Denise, I'm in it to avenge my father.
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And together, we're...
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ALL:
The Naughty Stewardesses!
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Those are some friendly skies.
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Oh, my God! Stan, you had
a piece of glass in your eye.
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I really appreciate you
doing my homework for me, Steve.
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Aw...
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I should be thanking you.
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I never knew how beautiful
the French language was,
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until I had to learn it
to do your homework.
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Merci.
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Sometimes I feel like I should
be doing my own homework,
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but then I'm like, nah.
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Did you like my story?
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(phone chimes)
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Oh, that's my boyfriend, Figgus.
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He says he wants to "fun me"
in his dad's toolshed.
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What does that mean?
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Uh... pretty sure
that's his auto-correct.
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Oh... that explains why his
"ditch pic" looks like this.
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(high-pitched scream)
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Quit lookin' at my ditch, nerd.
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(scoffs) There you are, silly.
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Still pining after Jenna, I see.
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If you haven't closed
the deal with her by now
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you'll never close it.
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Easy, Barry.
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He'll make his move when he's ready.
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Yeah. We nerds
have a long history
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of making our dream girls fall for us.
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Like that kid in Revenge of the Nerds,
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who finally won the heart
of that cheerleader.
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Oh, you mean the one who
put on a Darth Vader mask
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so he could rape her at that carnival?
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Yep.
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Nah, never saw it.
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(Jenna crying)
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Yeah, Coach says I gotta break up with you
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so I can focus on football.
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Did you do it?
Yes, sir!
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Good. 'Cause you players
won't look up to me
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if you're having sex and I'm not.
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Now... who's house
am I sleeping at tonight?
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Oh, my God. Steve, looks like
Jenna's back on the market.
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This is the window you've been waiting for!
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Yeah, it's perfect!
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You could ask her to the
"Winter Harvest" dance.
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(speaking Japanese)
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(hysterically crying)
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H-h-h-hey-hey, Jenna.
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Uh, y-y-you okay?
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(crying):
Figgus broke up with me.
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It hurts so bad.
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Why can't I ever find a nice guy?
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I wish there was somebody out there
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who'd ask me out and take this pain away.
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(nervously stammers)
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(breathlessly sobs)
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(nervously stammers)
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(breathlessly sobs) (wheezes)
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(gasping)
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(sobs quietly, inhales)
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Wow! I can't remember
the last time
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I had a Black Russian!
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I can.
Layover in Moscow.
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(Stewardesses laugh) Ooh.
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Sounds like you got,
"laid-over."
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(guffaws)
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Don't try, Stan.
Just you be you.
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Oh, my God. Is that
Mark Cuban's bodyguard?
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Oh, and Mark Cuban!
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Yeah... last night,
he and Margie hooked up...
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until they were havin' sex.
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Margie, last night was amazing.
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I want to finish what we started.
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I'm thinkin' me, you,
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and a weekend at my mansion in Monte Carlo.
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Oh, Cuban, that sounds incredible,
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but I'm working a flight to Miami
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which leaves in ten minutes.
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Unless...
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my new friends Stan and Francine
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could cover for me.
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Would you...?
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
Oh, my God, yes!
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Then I guess that makes you
a couple of Naughty Stewardesses.
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(both giggle)
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I'll see you guys later.
Sounds good.
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And Margie, feel free to move
about the Cuban.
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(all laughing)
ANGIE: The Cuban.
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Nice.
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Now you got it.
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All I needed was the pin!
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That's Gin.
You just gave me Gin.
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Why would you discard a three?
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I don't know.
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I guess my head's not in it.
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Yeah, clearly.
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If I wanted to play a complete
moron, I'd play with Klaus.
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(laughs) Burn, Steve!
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Look, what's goin' on, Steve?
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Let's fix your head,
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so I can actually have a game here.
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Well, you know that beautiful girl, Jenna,
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I've kind of had my eye on?
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Is this the same girl whose picture you put
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in your pajama bottoms
before you go to bed?
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You know about that?
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Who do you think takes
your pajamas off at night?
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Anyway..
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Jenna's my dream girl...
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but it doesn't matter now,
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because I missed my window of opportunity.
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I had the perfect opening to
make her mine, but I wussed out!
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You wussed out?!
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You're better than that, Steve.
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Did the Kennedys wuss out?
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No! They find a girl they like
and then they drown 'em.
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(sighs) I guess you're right.
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Well, look, I need my Gin partner back
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and if you're too chicken to ask her out,
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why don't I do it for you?
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What do you mean?
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We need to surgically switch faces,
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so I can pretend to be you
and win her heart.
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Then we'll switch back and she's yours.
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Wait a minute.
Surgically switch faces?
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Why don't you just
put on one of your costumes?
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Yeah, I guess I could,
but I also got all these tools
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from my planet in my junk drawer.
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Hold on.
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Are, are you, are you sure about this?
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Uh, th-th-this
seems really dangerous.
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Calm down, it's totally safe.
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(whirring, clicking)
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(popping, squishing)
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(gasps) How are you not dead?!
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Is, is my face off?
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(screams)
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Now, I just gotta
get mine off so we can swap.
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Oh, my God, the inside
of your face smells so bad!
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Oh, that's just Greek yogurt.
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I spilled some in my eye socket yesterday
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and then I went in the sun.
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This is so freaky.
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You really think this is gonna work?
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Sure!
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With your face on my face,
I'll be dragging Jenna
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into the creek behind school
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and harvesting her organs in no time.
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No! That's not the plan!
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Okay, y-you should probably
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write down what you want me to do.
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I hope this was a good idea, Klaus.
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I'm trusting Roger not to screw
things up with my fantasy girl.
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Don't worry, it'll be fine.
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I'm sure Roger will be a total gentleman.
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Woman, we need to talk.
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Oh, hi, Steve.
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Did you finish my homework?
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Yeah, I did some work at home.
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I battered my fish stick
to your candid in the yearbook.
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Now get over here and put this hand
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in your back pocket facing your ass.
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Steve! I didn't know
you were so... romantic.
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Your bottom's warm.
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Great job, guys.
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Let me know if you run
out of diet ginger ale.
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Thanks, Ange, but no one's
ever run out of diet ginger ale.
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This is so exciting.
I know!
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I just told someone to turn off
their phone and they did.
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Hey, how'd that joker in 3-C
board with a carry-on that big?
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Wait a minute.
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Isn't that Mark Cuban's bodyguard?
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Why is he on this flight?
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Yeah. There's something
fishy about that guy.
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I think he may have had
something to do with
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my dad's death.
(scoffs)
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You think that about everyone, Denise.
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You know, he is clutching
that bag awfully close.
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I'm on it.
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Here, let me help you stow that.
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No! The bag stays with me.
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(both grunting)
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We have to help Stan get that bag.
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We need to create a diversion,
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Naughty Stewardess style.
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(whiny voice):
Mini pillow fight!
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(women laughing and shouting playfully)
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Can I stow that for you now?
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Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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STEWARDESS:
No! Ow! (grunts)
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(Stan gasps)
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What is it?
It's plans to blow up the sun!
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(gasps)
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Stan, I think that guy is touching himself
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to the pillow fight.
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Oh, who me?
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No, I'm just thinking about
the sun blowing up.
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(whispering):
It's gonna be so... bright.
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Thanks for walking me home.
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I would have walked you home
but I didn't want to.
260
00:11:04,674 --> 00:11:05,807
I totally get it.
261
00:11:05,841 --> 00:11:07,309
So, I'll meet you at the dance tonight?
262
00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,743
Yeah, you will.
263
00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:09,911
'Cause this is happening,
264
00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:10,812
you and me.
265
00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:13,214
Dare I say... us...?
266
00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:14,881
Be at the dance at seven sharp.
267
00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,083
I'll be there around nine.
268
00:11:16,117 --> 00:11:17,150
What...?
269
00:11:17,185 --> 00:11:18,219
Yes.
270
00:11:18,253 --> 00:11:21,322
Oh, mmm-mmm, oh, my God.
271
00:11:21,356 --> 00:11:23,557
Mmm, oh, this is so heavy.
272
00:11:23,592 --> 00:11:25,459
I'm so into this right now.
273
00:11:25,493 --> 00:11:27,828
(moaning)
274
00:11:32,032 --> 00:11:33,065
(sighs)
275
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:34,701
So, did you get her?
276
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,536
Oh, hey.
Yeah, yeah, I got her.
277
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:38,170
She's a special gal, Steve.
278
00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:39,205
Great!
279
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,307
So I guess it's time to tag me back in?
280
00:11:41,342 --> 00:11:42,642
Yeah, the plan's changed.
281
00:11:42,676 --> 00:11:44,576
What?! Wh-what are you
talking about?
282
00:11:44,611 --> 00:11:45,844
I'm the one that got Jenna.
283
00:11:45,878 --> 00:11:47,812
I should be able to take her to the dance.
284
00:11:47,847 --> 00:11:49,448
And spend the rest of my life with her.
285
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:51,283
Wait a minute,
th-this is my life.
286
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:52,351
I'm Steve!
287
00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,119
Yeah, yeah you make a good point.
288
00:11:54,153 --> 00:11:56,955
Okay, we'll switch faces
just as soon as I fix this lamp.
289
00:11:56,989 --> 00:11:58,757
What's wrong with it?
It's broken.
290
00:11:58,791 --> 00:12:00,258
(groans)
291
00:12:00,292 --> 00:12:02,693
Ah... shouldn't have
hit him in the face.
292
00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:06,063
That's my face.
293
00:12:06,097 --> 00:12:08,633
♪
294
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:11,034
I'm so happy we're together now.
295
00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:15,072
I had no idea that there was
such a cool guy under that face.
296
00:12:15,106 --> 00:12:17,340
I'm so glad to hear you say that.
297
00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:19,609
I want to be with you forever, Jenna.
298
00:12:19,644 --> 00:12:22,746
Me, too. But I have something
I need to tell you.
299
00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:26,048
Steve, I'm pregnant with Figgus's baby.
300
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,251
Huh?
When I told him about it,
301
00:12:28,286 --> 00:12:31,288
he just said he was late
for football practice.
302
00:12:31,322 --> 00:12:33,989
He doesn't care at all
and that really hurts.
303
00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:37,660
But now that I know you
want to be with me forever,
304
00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:40,228
everything's gonna be all right.
305
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:42,130
Right?
Of course.
306
00:12:42,165 --> 00:12:43,399
Oh, my God, of course.
307
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:45,267
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
308
00:12:51,273 --> 00:12:52,407
You wanted your life back.
309
00:12:52,441 --> 00:12:54,108
Well, here you go.
310
00:12:54,142 --> 00:12:56,544
Oh, and I got big news on the Jenna front.
311
00:12:56,578 --> 00:12:58,112
Oh, thank God.
312
00:12:58,146 --> 00:13:00,715
It feels so good not to have
your disgusting skin touching
313
00:13:00,749 --> 00:13:02,350
my face muscles anymore.
314
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:03,518
What's the big news?
315
00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:06,019
Your hatred of my skin is news to me.
316
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:07,887
No...! About Jenna,
you idiot.
317
00:13:07,922 --> 00:13:08,888
What did I miss?
318
00:13:08,923 --> 00:13:10,190
Wh-what do I need to know?
319
00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:13,627
Nothing.
She's totally into you
320
00:13:13,661 --> 00:13:15,261
and you should hurry back to the dance,
321
00:13:15,296 --> 00:13:16,296
she's waiting for you.
322
00:13:16,331 --> 00:13:18,164
That's amazing, Roger!
323
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,499
Thanks a lot.
324
00:13:19,534 --> 00:13:22,167
Wait, uh, there, there
might be one more thing.
325
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,936
Oh, yeah, there is...
I owe you this.
326
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,639
That was the thing.
327
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:27,807
Run to her.
328
00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,526
I'm so nervous.
329
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:38,128
I can't believe you're not nervous.
330
00:13:38,162 --> 00:13:40,630
Nervous?! I'm excited
to meet your parents.
331
00:13:40,664 --> 00:13:42,398
I've never met the parents before.
332
00:13:42,433 --> 00:13:44,000
I'm so glad I have you.
333
00:13:44,035 --> 00:13:46,669
When I told you it was time
to come clean to my parents
334
00:13:46,704 --> 00:13:49,638
about my baby, you didn't even hesitate.
335
00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:53,242
Hey, if my baby wants to tell
the world about her baby,
336
00:13:53,276 --> 00:13:54,310
who am I to say no?
337
00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:57,046
You're so sweet.
338
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:01,083
I don't even know what to tell
my parents about Figgus...
339
00:14:01,117 --> 00:14:02,517
Don't even mention him.
340
00:14:02,552 --> 00:14:04,085
Steve's here now.
341
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:04,853
I'm taking over.
342
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:13,594
Mom, Dad, Steve's here!
343
00:14:14,696 --> 00:14:15,663
Oh, great!
344
00:14:15,697 --> 00:14:17,565
Welcome to our home, son.
345
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:27,074
We've heard such nice
things about you. (giggles)
346
00:14:27,108 --> 00:14:28,508
The pleasure is all mine.
347
00:14:28,542 --> 00:14:31,011
Halfway there.
Still excited.
348
00:14:31,045 --> 00:14:32,212
(retching)
349
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:33,347
Oh, my God!
350
00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:34,681
Darling, are you all right?
351
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:37,716
I-I'm fine. It's just
a little morning sickness.
352
00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:41,020
(sighs) I didn't want it
to come out like this.
353
00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:43,289
But...
we're pregnant!
354
00:14:43,323 --> 00:14:45,091
What?!
What?!
355
00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,192
What?!
356
00:14:46,226 --> 00:14:47,193
(scoffs) Steve!
357
00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:49,295
Don't play innocent now!
358
00:14:49,329 --> 00:14:51,429
You knocked up my baby girl?
359
00:14:51,463 --> 00:14:53,265
When I get down there,
I'm gonna murder you.
360
00:14:53,299 --> 00:14:54,532
Don't you move.
361
00:14:54,566 --> 00:14:56,734
(mother crying)
362
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:58,270
You're pregnant?
363
00:14:58,304 --> 00:15:00,037
(groans)
Oh, my God. He's got me!
364
00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:01,471
He's taking me up the stairs!
365
00:15:01,506 --> 00:15:03,307
What's at the top of the stairs?!
366
00:15:03,341 --> 00:15:06,810
Oh, God, it's all happening so slowly!
367
00:15:09,414 --> 00:15:11,048
All right, according to the notes
368
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:12,616
scribbled on those blueprints,
369
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:16,119
tonight's the night that Mark
Cuban plans to blow up the sun.
370
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,520
That's brilliant!
371
00:15:19,623 --> 00:15:23,592
Anyway, we gotta find Cuban and stop him.
372
00:15:23,627 --> 00:15:25,161
♪
373
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:30,166
Look, there's Margie.
374
00:15:32,635 --> 00:15:35,003
Margie, thank God you're all right.
375
00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:37,772
We found out that Mark Cuban
is trying to blow up the sun.
376
00:15:37,807 --> 00:15:38,907
We need to stop him.
377
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:40,142
Do you know where he is?
378
00:15:40,176 --> 00:15:42,077
Yeah, he's in his study.
379
00:15:42,111 --> 00:15:45,213
You touch-a my son,
I break-a you face.
380
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,614
(both gasp)
381
00:15:46,649 --> 00:15:48,082
The flight attendant from our flight...
Some guy!
382
00:15:48,116 --> 00:15:52,453
We saw your bodyguard's copy of
your plans to blow up the sun
383
00:15:52,487 --> 00:15:54,088
and we're here to stop you.
384
00:15:54,122 --> 00:15:55,323
What?!
385
00:15:56,524 --> 00:15:59,260
(laughs)
386
00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:00,694
I see your confusion.
387
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:03,696
I left off an "s."
It's the "Suns."
388
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,531
The Phoenix Suns.
They're in our conference,
389
00:16:05,566 --> 00:16:07,400
and even though they haven't
been to the playoffs
390
00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:08,835
in like the last seven years,
391
00:16:08,869 --> 00:16:10,470
I think this could be their year.
392
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:13,406
Well, having missiles
pointed at an entire NBA team
393
00:16:13,441 --> 00:16:14,740
is still pretty terrible.
394
00:16:14,775 --> 00:16:16,209
You know, I debated whether I should say
395
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:17,710
"blow up" in these plans?
396
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,079
What I meant was, I'm going to
destabilize their franchise
397
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,314
through swift and shrewd free agency moves.
398
00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:24,883
But "blow up" sounds way more exciting.
399
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,785
Oh! But we do have an intern
400
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,554
who's going to deflate their
basketballs before practice.
401
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:33,325
(laughs evilly)
402
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,659
Oh. I guess that's
not a problem then.
403
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,796
Because it sounds perfectly legal.
404
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:41,499
We don't care if it is legal!
405
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:44,402
We're the official airline
of the Phoenix Suns!
406
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:46,070
So, when you mess with them,
407
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,772
you mess with the Naughty Stewardesses.
408
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,841
♪
409
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,379
(inhales)
410
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:57,414
♪
411
00:17:01,552 --> 00:17:04,154
(blows thwacking, glass breaks)
412
00:17:04,188 --> 00:17:05,322
(Cuban groaning)
413
00:17:05,356 --> 00:17:07,023
Well, looks like we've beaten
414
00:17:07,057 --> 00:17:08,891
and hog-tied you
in your own home,
415
00:17:08,925 --> 00:17:13,562
so... our estimated time
of departure is... right now.
416
00:17:13,596 --> 00:17:15,031
(Francine moans)
417
00:17:15,065 --> 00:17:17,266
Oh, Stan, that was amazing!
418
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,734
This was the most exciting trip
419
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:19,835
we could have taken.
420
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:22,871
Says the girl who hasn't
been to Sacramento yet.
421
00:17:22,906 --> 00:17:25,340
Oh, Stan, I love you.
422
00:17:25,374 --> 00:17:27,142
I love you too, honey.
423
00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,644
And I love you, Denise.
424
00:17:29,678 --> 00:17:31,579
Um, what?!
425
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:34,749
Dad?! You're alive!
426
00:17:34,783 --> 00:17:38,086
He just punched her in the face,
like, three seconds ago.
427
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,916
Wait a minute, where's Steve?
428
00:17:42,924 --> 00:17:45,359
Um... he went to meet
his girlfriend's parents.
429
00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:46,927
But we play Gin on Thursdays.
430
00:17:46,961 --> 00:17:48,095
You could play with me.
431
00:17:50,698 --> 00:17:52,099
(phone buzzing)
432
00:17:52,133 --> 00:17:54,168
(laughing):
Klaus, I gotta take this.
433
00:17:54,202 --> 00:17:56,502
It's private, so...
434
00:17:59,606 --> 00:18:02,408
Stevie, Gin night, what's the excusies?
435
00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:03,609
You like that?
436
00:18:03,643 --> 00:18:05,043
Yeah, it sounds like cute shorthand,
437
00:18:05,045 --> 00:18:06,446
but it's actually longer.
438
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,281
So, that's what I've been working on.
439
00:18:08,315 --> 00:18:10,849
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
440
00:18:10,884 --> 00:18:13,085
Yes, yes, I knew she was pregnant.
441
00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:15,587
Why do you think you got her back?
442
00:18:15,621 --> 00:18:16,988
You are apoplectic.
443
00:18:17,022 --> 00:18:18,423
You know what you need?
To relax.
444
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:20,392
I'll tell you what,
meet me at the tea house
445
00:18:20,426 --> 00:18:21,726
we went to that one time.
446
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,595
You know, the one with
those really great mugs
447
00:18:23,629 --> 00:18:24,929
that don't have handles?
448
00:18:24,964 --> 00:18:26,931
(slurping):
So...
449
00:18:26,966 --> 00:18:27,998
How are you?
450
00:18:28,032 --> 00:18:29,567
(slurps) How's Jenna?
451
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,735
How's Jenna?!
Are you kidding!
452
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:32,703
Hey! Hey!
453
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,139
You need to take a nice calming sip of tea
454
00:18:35,173 --> 00:18:36,507
and abide by the rules.
455
00:18:38,477 --> 00:18:39,810
She's pregnant!
456
00:18:39,844 --> 00:18:40,844
Her parents won't help.
457
00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:41,778
And she's all alone.
458
00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:43,213
I-I don't know what to do.
459
00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,681
Well, I think it's pretty
obvious what you need to do.
460
00:18:45,716 --> 00:18:48,017
(slurps) You need to kick this bitch...
461
00:18:48,051 --> 00:18:49,319
(slurps)
...to the curb.
462
00:18:49,353 --> 00:18:50,786
(slurps) Pronto.
463
00:18:50,821 --> 00:18:53,956
I can't abandon her.
I gotta do the right thing.
464
00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:56,226
Steve, that's not your responsibility.
465
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:57,727
If it's anybody's, it's Figgus's.
466
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,462
That's the thing, Figgus doesn't care.
467
00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:02,797
All he cares is what
his football coach says.
468
00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,032
Well, there you go!
469
00:19:04,066 --> 00:19:05,134
Let's go fix this.
470
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:06,568
Get my Gin partner back.
471
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,403
But Roger, what are we gonna do?
472
00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,871
Steve, I think it's pretty obvious,
473
00:19:09,905 --> 00:19:13,142
that this is one of those
things I explain on the way.
474
00:19:13,176 --> 00:19:15,076
(bell ringing)
475
00:19:16,411 --> 00:19:17,678
Uh, Coach?
476
00:19:17,712 --> 00:19:19,813
M-my mom says if you
want to stay over again,
477
00:19:19,848 --> 00:19:22,116
y-you have to at least
roll up your sleeping bag.
478
00:19:22,151 --> 00:19:23,417
ROGER (as Coach):
Get in here!
479
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,853
What's up, Coach?
480
00:19:25,887 --> 00:19:28,523
Figgus, remember how I said
I didn't want my players
481
00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,491
having sex if I wasn't getting any?
482
00:19:30,526 --> 00:19:31,724
Well, forget that.
483
00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:33,426
Get back together with your girlfriend.
484
00:19:33,461 --> 00:19:35,094
Okay, Coach!
485
00:19:35,129 --> 00:19:36,763
Does that mean you're finally getting some?
486
00:19:36,797 --> 00:19:39,666
No... it's more that the school
board heard about my policy
487
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,768
and apparently, I'm not allowed to have it.
488
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:45,138
Sometimes in life, you gotta
make half-time adjustments.
489
00:19:45,173 --> 00:19:47,239
So, get back together with your girlfriend,
490
00:19:47,274 --> 00:19:49,441
raise your baby together and...
491
00:19:49,476 --> 00:19:50,643
well, see you at practice.
492
00:19:50,677 --> 00:19:52,411
And I hope you don't drop that baby
493
00:19:52,445 --> 00:19:54,046
as much as you drop
the football. (chuckles)
494
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,015
Now get out of here.
495
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,417
Your towel's bleeding, Coach.
496
00:19:58,451 --> 00:19:59,951
Shut up and hit the showers, Figgus.
497
00:19:59,986 --> 00:20:03,521
Oh, and don't look behind
the door on your way out.
498
00:20:03,556 --> 00:20:05,790
Okay, Coach, you can have your face back
499
00:20:05,824 --> 00:20:07,325
if you promise us two things:
500
00:20:07,359 --> 00:20:09,594
One, never say anything about this.
501
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:12,630
And two, run 22
flea-flicker plays
502
00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:14,199
in a row Friday night.
503
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:22,372
Steve, I really appreciate
you being there for me.
504
00:20:22,407 --> 00:20:25,409
But Figgus... came back.
505
00:20:25,443 --> 00:20:26,976
And he's...
506
00:20:27,011 --> 00:20:29,713
better than you in every way.
507
00:20:29,747 --> 00:20:31,215
Yeah, I agree.
508
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:36,385
Come on... flea-flicker!
509
00:20:36,420 --> 00:20:39,589
ANNOUNCER (over speaker): And that's the
twenty-second flea-flicker in a row.
510
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,324
Pearl Bailey is getting smoked!
511
00:20:41,358 --> 00:20:42,791
Terrible coaching.
512
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:45,060
I got to hand it to you, Roger.
513
00:20:45,095 --> 00:20:47,230
Craziest prop bet I ever took.
514
00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:48,364
That's right, Sammy.
515
00:20:48,398 --> 00:20:51,133
Now give me my pack of Life Savers.
516
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:54,068
You're not gonna be
this lucky forever, Roger.
517
00:20:54,103 --> 00:21:04,337
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