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O-day?

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Is that what I think it is?

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I doubt it.

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Orgasm?

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No.

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Hint.

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It's something we've been

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looking forward to.

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Orgasm?

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It's my ovulation day.

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I'd've figured that out if you drew

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a sad face like other women.

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We're going to the fertility
clinic to get pregnant.

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It's going to be a magical day.

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I don't know how magical

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getting shot full of

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Harry's frozen sperm is.

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Pretty magical.

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We're gonna have a baby!

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Yay!

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Yay!

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Yay!

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- synced and corrected by chamallow -
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What a depressing brunch.

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I cannot believe that Ken and Lisa are

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calling it quits after nineteen years.

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That's the third couple in our group

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to divorce this year.

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It's like the kids leave the luxury condo,

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and then the marriage is over.

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It's another empty nest divorce.

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Yikes.

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With Anastasia going away to school soon,

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guess your marriage clock is ticking.

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Tick, tick...

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Harry!

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What are you doing here...

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uninvited?

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Just waiting for Anastasia.

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And our marriage is fine.

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We're happily married.

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Guys, I'm kidding.

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I'm sure you're not like your friends.

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Why would you hang out with people that

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you're similar to?

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We'll be fine.

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We are fine.

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And we'll continue to be fine.

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Yes, and Anastasia isn't going away

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to school for another
couple of years anyway.

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I'm going away to school now.

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You're what?

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Harry's driving me so I can catch the

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bus for our class trip.

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I'll be gone for the weekend.

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Remember?

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Has the trauma of your friends' divorce

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caused memory loss?

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We are just fine thank you.

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Personally, I think an empty nest is

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going to be a positive thing for us.

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Don't you?

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Of course.

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With Ana gone we'll have more time to...

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Travel.

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Garden.

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Exactly.

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We can take a bicycle trip through the

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gardens of France.

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That is a lovely idea.

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It would be silly for us to worry.

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We are so close, we practically

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finish each other's...

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Tax returns.

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Yes.

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I was going to say tax returns.

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We'll be fine.

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I've never felt more sure of anything

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in my entire life.

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Don't touch anything.

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It's a sperm clinic.

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Sperm.

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I don't think this is where the guys...

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It feels weird getting pregnant here.

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This place is so icy.

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So sterile.

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So clinical.

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It's exactly the same as when
I got pregnant with Billy.

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I remember it being more romantic.

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That's cause you weren't
the one in the stirrups.

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So, ladies, seems we have a little glitch.

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You didn't pay your storage fee

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last year and unfortunately we're

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out of your donor, XC-3000.

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You're out of Harry?

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XC-3000 is quite popular.

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The staff call his stuff
instant Mother's Day.

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But we wanted a true sibling for our child.

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Sorry, what's left is reserved.

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Well, good thing is, we know our donor.

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You know your anonymous sperm donor?

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Then why not just ask
him for another deposit?

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No, no, no.

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I can't even think about this without

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picturing Harry enjoying himself.

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Babe.

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I'm sorry.

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This is my fault.

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I'll take care of it.

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There's more than one
way to get Harry's sperm.

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Oh, not what you're thinking.

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Thanks... I really wanted to talk to you

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in person about this.

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Oh, no problem.

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I assume it's about psychological
counseling for Billy?

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What? No.

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What? Why?

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Oh, no reason.

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Nothing.

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So, Michelle was planning on using

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Harry's sperm to get pregnant,

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but the bank doesn't have any left.

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Do you and Jonathan have any of Harry's

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stuff on reserve?

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Oh, no.

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We stopped storing it
the moment we met Harry.

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We would've thrown it in a bonfire

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if they'd let us.

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You know, it's weird.

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I was the instigator behind this whole

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second baby thing.

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But I was also the one who forgot

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to pay the storage fee.

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Do you think my subconscious is

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telling me something?

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I feel guilty that I'm relieved.

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I mean, Billy's almost ten,

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do I really want to start over?

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I'm not so sure.

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Wow, Janet you're, you're
really good at this.

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Oh I didn't do... Thank you.

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Yes, I am very good at this.

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Thanks for helping me
realize that I might not

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want another baby.

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It's not like we're one of those couples

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who needs a child around to
keep our marriage together,

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like you and Jonathan.

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We don't need a child around to

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keep our marriage together.

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No, that's not what I meant.

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Like you and Jonathan, Michelle and I

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don't need a baby to keep us together.

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Oh, yes.

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I knew that.

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I was just angrily and loudly agreeing.

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Okay then.

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Charlie's asleep in his crib.

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Great.

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Bruce and I will only be

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a couple hours.

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Okay, enjoy the movie.

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I'm just going to use the powder room.

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Sure but don't use the powder in there,

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it's for jock itch.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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So... dating Rose.

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Going well?

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Great.

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Great.

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So, uh.

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Watch much football?

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No.

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Wait, do you mean soccer?

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No, but I love soccer!

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You watch it?

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No.

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Game of Thrones fan?

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Huge.

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I've read all the books!

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There are books?

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Ok see you Harry.

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Good talking to you.

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Great talking to you.

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Very good talking to you.

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It was gooood.

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I've made a list of possible
names for the new baby.

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Tracy if it's a girl, or
Spiderman if it's a boy.

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These are all the names
tied for second place:

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Sonic, Elizabrent, Quicksandy, Nintendo

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or if it's a girl, Nintenda, McJennifer...

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Last year you didn't want a baby sibling.

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So maybe we should consider that.

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Yeah, but now I love hanging out

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with my half-bro Charlie;

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and he's growing into a fine minion.

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And the more minions the better.

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We should talk.

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I've been having second thoughts about

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our baby situation.

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Like when you saw the
puppy at the pet store...

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Hold on.

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You think I've changed my mind

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about having a baby?

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After all the talks we've had?

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Who'd be so flip-floppy to do that?

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No one.

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I thought about it and we should get

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Harry to just give us some of his,

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you know, man stuff...

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We're gonna get pregnant!

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Great!

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Hey, you should see the tricks we're doing

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with the model plane.

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I just did two three-sixties in a row.

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That's a...

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a lot.

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Jeez, do not do that.

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Trade you... this juice for some of yours.

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We forgot to pay for storage

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at the fertility clinic and they're

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out of your sperm now.

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Well look at me,
Mr. Sold-Outta-Sperm.

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Everybody wants a piece of this.

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Look, today and tomorrow are the

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best days for me to
get pregnant this month.

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So?

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Can we borrow some of your stuff?

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No way.

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Change of policy.

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No more withdrawals from the bank of Harry.

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Lesson-sss learned.

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But you knew we were going to

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use your frozen sperm at the clinic.

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That was different.

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This'd be like getting
you pregnant on purpose.

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Darn. Darn.

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If he doesn't want to do it,

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he doesn't want to do it.

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It's the universe telling us to move on.

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Sorry.

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Hey you guys.

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Hey.

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Oh I just remembered, I have to go to

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Zoey and Michelle's to pick
up Billy's old jolly jumper.

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You should wait here, sweetie.

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With Harry.

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It'll be fun.

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Rose, can I talk to you for a sec?

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Why are you leaving me
and Bruce in situations

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where we have to interact?

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I'm not.

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Okay, so I want the two important parts

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of my life to get along.

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You're my baby's father
and he's my boyfriend.

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So do me a favour and get along.

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Fine.

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I'll hang out with Bruce.

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Oh and when you're at Zoey and Michelle's,

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can you grab my hoodie?

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Things are a little bit awkward

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between us right now.

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What did you do?

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It's what I won't do.

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The clinic's out of my sperm.

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Out of your sperm?

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Hey, d'you mind?

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The rest of us haven't added the

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S word to our daily vocabulary.

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Sorry.

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Enjoy your meals.

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The moms are put out I won't put out and

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give them my fresh sample.

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Harry!

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You don't understand the power you have

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in this situation.

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The power to complete their family.

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If Harry doesn't want to, he
should not be guilted into it.

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Thanks, Bruce.

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See, Bruce gets me.

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00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,507
I have three kids I didn't
know about until last year.

282
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:38,143
I don't want to add any more to the mix.

283
00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,210
And I'm not going to give the moms

284
00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:40,378
my no-fail sperm.

285
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,513
Because with great power...

286
00:09:41,515 --> 00:09:43,549
Comes great responsibility.

287
00:09:43,551 --> 00:09:45,317
Spider-man.

288
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,318
Losers.

289
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,726
Here's a tip... don't put him

290
00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,662
in the jolly jumper if he has diarrhea.

291
00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,431
That's a mistake you don't make twice.

292
00:09:59,433 --> 00:10:00,698
Thanks.

293
00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:01,332
And I'll bring it back...
you'll need it once

294
00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:02,467
you get pregnant.

295
00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:04,802
I'm not sure that's going to happen.

296
00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:07,538
Yeah, I heard about Harry.

297
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,107
He just, he doesn't think sometimes.

298
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:12,743
He'll come around.

299
00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:14,044
That's a bad choice of words...

300
00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:15,913
I love that baby smell.

301
00:10:15,915 --> 00:10:16,747
Why don't I watch him while

302
00:10:16,749 --> 00:10:17,982
you run your errands?

303
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:18,983
It's been a while since I've looked

304
00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,817
after a baby... it'll be good practice.

305
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:21,185
Really?

306
00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,052
Yes.

307
00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:24,688
I love this little guy!

308
00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,090
Oh yes I do.

309
00:10:27,993 --> 00:10:28,993
Oh yes I do.

310
00:10:36,084 --> 00:10:38,217
How is my gorgeous, amazing,

311
00:10:38,219 --> 00:10:40,654
very intelligent wife that I'm

312
00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:42,088
so happy to be married to,

313
00:10:42,090 --> 00:10:43,757
and will always be married to?

314
00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:45,659
It's going to be a magical night.

315
00:10:45,661 --> 00:10:48,227
I can't wait for you to feel the magic

316
00:10:48,229 --> 00:10:51,764
of a very strong, ever-lasting marriage.

317
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,068
I can't wait to see you too.

318
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,370
Actually, I'm at a hotel.

319
00:10:57,372 --> 00:10:59,405
I had a conference
today, and just decided to

320
00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:00,906
stay for a drink.

321
00:11:00,908 --> 00:11:03,443
Join me, my sweet.

322
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,111
Honey I miss you...

323
00:11:05,113 --> 00:11:06,312
come home.

324
00:11:06,314 --> 00:11:07,780
You'll be happy you did.

325
00:11:07,782 --> 00:11:09,281
I promise!

326
00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:12,384
Ditto... honey... and I promise you,

327
00:11:12,386 --> 00:11:14,519
that you'll be happy if you're here.

328
00:11:14,521 --> 00:11:17,690
Um... well... babydoll...

329
00:11:17,692 --> 00:11:20,659
I really think you should reconsider...

330
00:11:20,661 --> 00:11:22,861
Listen sugarlips.

331
00:11:22,863 --> 00:11:25,097
You need to get here now.

332
00:11:25,099 --> 00:11:26,064
And why's that?

333
00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:26,831
Because...

334
00:11:26,833 --> 00:11:29,267
I have boxes.

335
00:11:29,269 --> 00:11:32,270
Big, large, giant boxes.

336
00:11:32,272 --> 00:11:34,973
And I can't get them to the car by myself.

337
00:11:34,975 --> 00:11:35,907
Boxes?

338
00:11:35,909 --> 00:11:36,874
Why... ?

339
00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,443
Call the bellhop.

340
00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:39,677
I never carry my own things.

341
00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:40,578
Because...

342
00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,046
there is no bellhop.

343
00:11:42,048 --> 00:11:42,847
No bellhop?

344
00:11:42,849 --> 00:11:43,848
Where are you, Tijuana?

345
00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:46,383
Just get the hell down here now Jonathan.

346
00:11:46,385 --> 00:11:46,918
I'll text you the address.

347
00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:47,885
Fine.

348
00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:48,620
Okay.

349
00:11:48,622 --> 00:11:49,520
I'm on my way, doll!

350
00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:50,454
Great...

351
00:11:50,456 --> 00:11:52,289
Sweetheart!!

352
00:11:56,762 --> 00:11:57,728
Hello...

353
00:12:01,266 --> 00:12:02,333
What happened?

354
00:12:02,335 --> 00:12:04,201
The baby happened.

355
00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:05,035
Take him.

356
00:12:05,037 --> 00:12:07,471
Take him. Take him.

357
00:12:07,473 --> 00:12:08,939
You said you'd only be gone a

358
00:12:08,941 --> 00:12:10,374
couple of hours.

359
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:11,475
It was an hour and a half.

360
00:12:11,477 --> 00:12:13,443
Ninety minutes?

361
00:12:13,445 --> 00:12:15,779
It's still Tuesday?

362
00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,014
It was that bad?

363
00:12:17,016 --> 00:12:18,815
I forgot how they are at this age.

364
00:12:18,817 --> 00:12:20,517
He was crying, and then hungry,

365
00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:21,685
and then I swear Rose his head

366
00:12:21,687 --> 00:12:24,855
spun around and then he puked on me.

367
00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:26,289
When Charlie was crying,
it was like watching

368
00:12:26,291 --> 00:12:28,925
an art film: it's
supposed to mean something,

369
00:12:28,927 --> 00:12:32,128
but I couldn't understand it.

370
00:12:32,130 --> 00:12:33,696
He peed on me, Rose.

371
00:12:34,999 --> 00:12:35,998
Shh.

372
00:12:37,568 --> 00:12:41,003
You know what Rose, we've got a lot more

373
00:12:41,005 --> 00:12:42,305
baby stuff in storage.

374
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:44,073
Lots.

375
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:45,608
I don't think that we'll need it.

376
00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,809
Oh, come on.

377
00:12:47,911 --> 00:12:48,744
Okay.

378
00:12:48,746 --> 00:12:51,013
I'll have to come back
to get the rest of it.

379
00:12:51,015 --> 00:12:53,215
You take it. You take it.

380
00:12:53,217 --> 00:12:55,051
Take it, take it.

381
00:12:55,053 --> 00:12:57,086
Far...

382
00:12:58,422 --> 00:12:59,789
Just a second!

383
00:13:01,558 --> 00:13:03,091
Come on in.

384
00:13:03,093 --> 00:13:05,860
I've left it open.

385
00:13:11,768 --> 00:13:15,003
Get in here, my naughty ninja.

386
00:13:15,005 --> 00:13:18,607
I'm going to take you
by the nunchucks and...

387
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:21,943
Hi Janet!

388
00:13:23,145 --> 00:13:24,145
Ah, wow.

389
00:13:24,147 --> 00:13:26,214
Jonathan asked me to take you home.

390
00:13:28,084 --> 00:13:31,619
And here's that trolley for the big boxes.

391
00:13:31,621 --> 00:13:33,722
Oh, I brought Rose's boyfriend Bruce.

392
00:13:33,724 --> 00:13:34,956
We're bonding.

393
00:13:34,958 --> 00:13:35,956
Hi.

394
00:13:39,961 --> 00:13:42,863
I'm sorry I had Harry
and Bruce go and get you,

395
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:43,997
it's just, I didn't want

396
00:13:43,999 --> 00:13:45,533
my soufflé to fall.

397
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:46,767
And it did.

398
00:13:46,769 --> 00:13:48,102
Looks like neither of your soufflés

399
00:13:48,104 --> 00:13:49,937
are going to rise tonight.

400
00:13:49,939 --> 00:13:53,073
I only made one souffl...

401
00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,074
Oh.

402
00:13:55,409 --> 00:13:57,544
You know you should put some
cornstarch in the egg whites.

403
00:13:57,546 --> 00:14:00,313
It helps prevent the souffl" from falling.

404
00:14:00,315 --> 00:14:01,982
Thank you, Bruce.

405
00:14:01,984 --> 00:14:03,851
That's very helpful.

406
00:14:03,853 --> 00:14:05,385
I thought you were crazy when you said

407
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,087
our marriage would be over after Ana left.

408
00:14:07,089 --> 00:14:07,955
But now...

409
00:14:07,957 --> 00:14:08,955
What?

410
00:14:08,957 --> 00:14:10,123
I was teasing.

411
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,425
Maybe Janet and I aren't on the same page.

412
00:14:12,427 --> 00:14:14,160
Maybe Ana's all we have.

413
00:14:14,162 --> 00:14:19,132
Maybe our marriage was just
held together by your sperm.

414
00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,000
You gave us a family.

415
00:14:21,002 --> 00:14:21,968
Thank you.

416
00:14:25,806 --> 00:14:28,741
I guess kids really do make a family.

417
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:32,245
Who am I to stand in the way of that?

418
00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:34,080
Maybe I should help Zoey and Michelle.

419
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:37,116
Oh, jeez.

420
00:14:37,118 --> 00:14:39,618
This is Rose, I forgot
we have dinner plans,

421
00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:40,953
Boys night out.

422
00:14:40,955 --> 00:14:43,322
No sense letting a good
souffl" go to waste.

423
00:14:43,324 --> 00:14:45,691
I should really fix things with Janet.

424
00:14:45,693 --> 00:14:46,525
Great.

425
00:14:46,527 --> 00:14:47,959
Bruce let's dig in.

426
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:50,362
Think he wants us to go.

427
00:14:55,903 --> 00:14:56,835
They're gone.

428
00:14:56,837 --> 00:14:59,370
I had no idea our
marriage had gotten so bad.

429
00:14:59,372 --> 00:15:00,405
Neither did I!

430
00:15:00,407 --> 00:15:02,007
I thought I was happy!

431
00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:02,974
So did I!

432
00:15:02,976 --> 00:15:03,942
I thought every day was full of joy,

433
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,277
but apparently I was wrong.

434
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,145
Well, at least we agree on something.

435
00:15:07,147 --> 00:15:08,479
We need to be committed to being

436
00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:10,282
as unhappy as we can for as long

437
00:15:10,284 --> 00:15:11,783
as it takes for this marriage to work.

438
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:12,650
Fine.

439
00:15:12,652 --> 00:15:14,485
But I am not unhappy.

440
00:15:14,487 --> 00:15:16,120
Neither am I.

441
00:15:16,122 --> 00:15:16,921
Well then.

442
00:15:16,923 --> 00:15:17,822
Guess we have to make love.

443
00:15:17,824 --> 00:15:18,189
Great!

444
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:19,190
Great!

445
00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,702
Look, we need to talk.

446
00:15:30,704 --> 00:15:34,638
With Harry not providing his stuff,

447
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,808
we're kind of in an
impossible situation here.

448
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,311
Finding a new sperm
donor could take a while.

449
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:42,947
Absolutely, and we don't want to be a Rose

450
00:15:42,949 --> 00:15:45,282
and pick someone in ten seconds.

451
00:15:45,284 --> 00:15:47,784
No, no, we'd want to do our research...

452
00:15:47,786 --> 00:15:50,186
We should both just agree that if

453
00:15:50,188 --> 00:15:52,288
one of us doesn't like a donor profile

454
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:55,826
we reject it, no questions asked.

455
00:15:55,828 --> 00:15:59,963
And if we can't find the
perfect sperm donor...

456
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:02,999
Then we don't go through with it?

457
00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:06,069
Yeah, ugh, too bad.

458
00:16:06,071 --> 00:16:07,470
I guess we have to entertain the

459
00:16:07,472 --> 00:16:10,706
possibility of not having another child.

460
00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:15,044
Hey.

461
00:16:15,046 --> 00:16:16,346
Is Billy here?

462
00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:18,081
No, he's at his friend's
place for the night.

463
00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:18,848
Alrighty then!

464
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:19,749
I know it's O-day.

465
00:16:19,751 --> 00:16:20,516
So let's do this thing.

466
00:16:20,518 --> 00:16:21,851
I'm in.

467
00:16:21,853 --> 00:16:22,885
A turkey baster.

468
00:16:22,887 --> 00:16:25,220
It helps make Thanksgiving
dinner and babies!

469
00:16:26,556 --> 00:16:27,556
Guys!

470
00:16:27,558 --> 00:16:28,591
I'm giving you my sperm.

471
00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:30,760
You may want to give it
a rinse before you use it.

472
00:16:30,762 --> 00:16:32,395
And you may want to give it another rinse

473
00:16:32,397 --> 00:16:35,364
before you return it
to Janet and Jonathan's.

474
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,005
We're so gonna get you pregnant.

475
00:16:46,007 --> 00:16:47,507
So what changed your mind?

476
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:51,677
You guys, Rose, Jonathan,

477
00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:54,079
Bruce, Spiderman.

478
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,480
So, where should we do this?

479
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,481
We?

480
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,149
You.

481
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:57,816
Bathroom.

482
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,085
Do you have any magazines?

483
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,353
I've have MoneySense and a

484
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:03,255
Home Depot catalogue.

485
00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:05,090
I'll just use my imagination.

486
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,391
Don't worry ladies.

487
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,659
I am really good at this.

488
00:17:07,661 --> 00:17:11,263
Like really good.

489
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,630
We're gonna use Harry's sperm and

490
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:13,898
a turkey baster to get me pregnant.

491
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,200
Right here.

492
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,269
Right now.

493
00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,271
It's great.

494
00:17:19,273 --> 00:17:22,707
It's just what we both want.

495
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,308
Yay.

496
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,275
Yay.

497
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,078
We should never have let Harry

498
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,746
plant doubt in our heads.

499
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,414
Harry's not so bad.

500
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:31,583
He's helping Michelle and Zoey

501
00:17:31,585 --> 00:17:33,417
expand their family as we speak.

502
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,153
But Zoey doesn't want to have a baby.

503
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,121
Want, don't want.

504
00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:38,189
They're big girls.

505
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:40,324
Let's work on our marriage.

506
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:42,159
For the third time.

507
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:46,464
Okay.

508
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:50,468
Be done in two shakes
of a... well you know.

509
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:54,905
What was that?

510
00:17:56,526 --> 00:17:57,490
Do guys do it differently than

511
00:17:57,492 --> 00:17:58,458
I've always imagined?

512
00:17:58,460 --> 00:17:59,826
I dropped your picture of Ghandi.

513
00:17:59,828 --> 00:18:00,827
I was trying to turn him around.

514
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,462
I didn't want him watching me.

515
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,097
Just do it.

516
00:18:04,099 --> 00:18:05,632
Ok.

517
00:18:08,636 --> 00:18:09,536
Hey.

518
00:18:09,538 --> 00:18:12,305
I'm here to pick up the
rest of the baby stuff.

519
00:18:12,307 --> 00:18:14,474
I had dinner plans, but because of Harry,

520
00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:15,575
Bruce cancelled on me so they could

521
00:18:15,577 --> 00:18:16,742
hang out together.

522
00:18:16,744 --> 00:18:17,710
Do you have a towel I could

523
00:18:17,712 --> 00:18:19,279
throw over the Dalai Llama?

524
00:18:19,281 --> 00:18:22,915
And why do you want these men
watching you go to the bathroom?

525
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:23,783
Harry's here?

526
00:18:23,785 --> 00:18:24,384
He's upstairs.

527
00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,285
Is that Rose?

528
00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:26,319
Yeah.

529
00:18:26,321 --> 00:18:27,520
Hey, I was just with Bruce!

530
00:18:27,522 --> 00:18:28,488
You're with Bruce?

531
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:29,589
No!

532
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,956
I dropped him off at home.

533
00:18:30,958 --> 00:18:33,425
Well I don't want you to see Bruce anymore.

534
00:18:33,427 --> 00:18:35,227
You're not seeing Bruce anymore?

535
00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:36,361
No, you!

536
00:18:36,363 --> 00:18:38,330
I don't want you to see Bruce anymore.

537
00:18:38,332 --> 00:18:39,598
I shouldn't have forced him on you.

538
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:41,200
You're different guys.

539
00:18:41,202 --> 00:18:43,069
I think he was just standoffish because

540
00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,104
he thought we had feelings for each other.

541
00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:45,938
You and Bruce?

542
00:18:45,940 --> 00:18:47,706
No... you and me!

543
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,407
But we're cool.

544
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:49,174
Said nope...

545
00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:50,375
no feelings at all.

546
00:18:50,377 --> 00:18:51,643
None.

547
00:18:51,645 --> 00:18:52,977
We're gonna double date sometime.

548
00:18:52,979 --> 00:18:53,945
Maybe tapas.

549
00:18:53,947 --> 00:18:55,080
That'll be fun!

550
00:18:55,082 --> 00:18:56,014
Yeah.

551
00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,716
Fun.

552
00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:59,351
Anyway, you and Bruce helped me realize I

553
00:18:59,353 --> 00:19:01,186
should help Michelle and Zoey.

554
00:19:01,188 --> 00:19:02,387
So.

555
00:19:02,389 --> 00:19:03,788
That's what I'm doing.

556
00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,489
Great.

557
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:06,224
What?

558
00:19:06,226 --> 00:19:07,692
Right now?!

559
00:19:07,694 --> 00:19:09,994
Harry's "helping" as we speak?

560
00:19:09,996 --> 00:19:11,229
Yup.

561
00:19:12,232 --> 00:19:14,265
And also I thought you had second thoughts?

562
00:19:14,267 --> 00:19:15,666
How did you know I... wait, you told Rose

563
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:18,203
you had second thoughts?

564
00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:19,503
Why are you not answering the phone?

565
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:21,539
I wanted to talk to Zoey about her worries

566
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:23,073
about wanting another baby.

567
00:19:23,075 --> 00:19:24,242
Everything's fine.

568
00:19:24,244 --> 00:19:25,809
You have worries?

569
00:19:25,811 --> 00:19:28,479
And you told Janet about your worries?

570
00:19:28,481 --> 00:19:30,047
Well better worries than second thoughts.

571
00:19:30,049 --> 00:19:32,483
And sorry to be pulling a Harry here

572
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:34,118
and butting in, but I just couldn't

573
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,686
risk you making a mistake.

574
00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:38,989
Is that our turkey baster?

575
00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:40,257
Speaking of pulling a Harry,

576
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:42,659
Harry's upstairs right now.

577
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:44,427
Pulling a Harry.

578
00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:47,530
I don't think I want a baby.

579
00:19:47,532 --> 00:19:48,431
Really?

580
00:19:48,433 --> 00:19:49,432
Really!

581
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:51,001
Billy doesn't need another sibling...

582
00:19:51,003 --> 00:19:52,236
He's got plenty.

583
00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:54,604
Anastasia, Charlie... could be dozens more.

584
00:19:54,606 --> 00:19:55,538
Hordes.

585
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,674
Yeah, and we can give him
our undivided attention.

586
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:58,708
Everything he needs without

587
00:19:58,710 --> 00:20:00,443
having to worrying about money.

588
00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:02,545
Or the costs, or the expenses.

589
00:20:02,547 --> 00:20:04,347
And if we want a baby fix,

590
00:20:04,349 --> 00:20:05,415
we can look after Rose's.

591
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,683
Or not.

592
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:09,585
It's our choice!

593
00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:14,523
We're not having another baby!

594
00:20:14,525 --> 00:20:15,724
Let's pop some champagne!

595
00:20:15,726 --> 00:20:18,427
Or... sparkling white wine.

596
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,339
You two are so lucky to have such a strong,

597
00:20:23,341 --> 00:20:25,074
happy marriage.

598
00:20:25,076 --> 00:20:26,475
Us? I mean, you have the

599
00:20:26,477 --> 00:20:27,343
strongest marriage I know.

600
00:20:27,345 --> 00:20:28,310
And in a couple years

601
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,111
you'll have an empty nest

602
00:20:29,113 --> 00:20:30,112
and your life back.

603
00:20:31,781 --> 00:20:32,615
Okay.

604
00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:35,183
To... no more babies!

605
00:20:35,185 --> 00:20:37,486
Those little life-sucking...

606
00:20:40,390 --> 00:20:42,991
Sweeties.

607
00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:44,292
It's really not that bad.

608
00:20:44,294 --> 00:20:45,360
I mean sometimes Charlie laughs at

609
00:20:45,362 --> 00:20:47,829
his own feet for no reason.

610
00:20:47,831 --> 00:20:48,864
To families!

611
00:20:48,866 --> 00:20:51,199
To families!

612
00:20:57,968 --> 00:21:00,570
And so, that means we
won't be having a baby.

613
00:21:00,572 --> 00:21:01,904
You never know.

614
00:21:01,906 --> 00:21:02,905
Nate's mom said she wasn't going to

615
00:21:02,907 --> 00:21:04,374
have another baby.

616
00:21:04,376 --> 00:21:06,576
And she got pregnant on accident.

617
00:21:06,578 --> 00:21:08,478
Maybe you will too!

618
00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:12,548
I added cornstarch this time, honey,

619
00:21:12,550 --> 00:21:15,985
so it would rise and stay firm.

620
00:21:15,987 --> 00:21:17,586
The soufflé, that is.

621
00:21:18,922 --> 00:21:19,689
Gross.

622
00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:20,556
Oh hi.

623
00:21:20,558 --> 00:21:22,558
How was your trip?

624
00:21:22,560 --> 00:21:23,826
Fun?

625
00:21:23,828 --> 00:21:25,094
So you're not mad at Michelle and Zoey

626
00:21:25,096 --> 00:21:26,395
for changing their mind?

627
00:21:26,397 --> 00:21:28,164
Nah, why should I be?

628
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,532
There was a happy ending.

629
00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:34,335
Nice!

630
00:21:34,337 --> 00:21:36,471
Yeah I don't think you two should really

631
00:21:36,473 --> 00:21:40,142
hang together anymore.

632
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:45,143
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