1 00:00:02,981 --> 00:00:05,741 Aw, babe, you've gone crazy. 2 00:00:05,746 --> 00:00:08,338 The only thing I am crazy about is a magnificent, 3 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:10,958 pregnant manta ray named Ann Perkins. 4 00:00:10,990 --> 00:00:13,955 I am ranking topics of conversation for our next phone call. 5 00:00:13,974 --> 00:00:15,308 The worst part about your best friend 6 00:00:15,326 --> 00:00:18,574 living in another stupid state is the topics really pile up. 7 00:00:18,594 --> 00:00:20,347 What do you think should be higher priority? 8 00:00:20,374 --> 00:00:23,321 Infinity scarves or whether or not it's worth it for me to get Showtime? 9 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:24,736 Is this really necessary? 10 00:00:24,742 --> 00:00:26,328 When she moved, we promised each other 11 00:00:26,348 --> 00:00:29,134 that we would talk every day, and we've really fallen behind. 12 00:00:29,155 --> 00:00:31,697 I know your female friends are very important to you, but 13 00:00:31,717 --> 00:00:33,439 I'm always a good sounding board. 14 00:00:33,458 --> 00:00:35,626 I mean, I can talk about 15 00:00:35,651 --> 00:00:37,484 Sandra Bullock skirt length. 16 00:00:37,504 --> 00:00:40,433 No, no, babe, you can't--you would just embarrass yourself. 17 00:00:40,460 --> 00:00:42,029 Plus, every time I start talking to you, 18 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,842 five seconds later, I want to jump your bones. 19 00:00:43,855 --> 00:00:47,042 - Oh, let's do that instead. - See, that's what I'm talking about. 20 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:50,790 - Yeah, okay, let's do this. Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 21 00:01:02,605 --> 00:01:10,605 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther 22 00:01:11,195 --> 00:01:12,582 On to the unity concert. 23 00:01:12,595 --> 00:01:16,283 Ben is meeting with the tent people to finalize those deals. 24 00:01:16,296 --> 00:01:19,023 April and Donna will be helping me with the vendor location charts, 25 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:21,803 and I will be meeting with the surveyors about the concert grounds. 26 00:01:21,829 --> 00:01:24,903 I would like to volunteer to do the park survey myself. 27 00:01:24,922 --> 00:01:26,143 Wow, Ron. 28 00:01:26,156 --> 00:01:29,549 I always knew there would be a day when I would get through to you 29 00:01:29,566 --> 00:01:31,533 and you would love government work. 30 00:01:31,553 --> 00:01:33,086 Today is that historic day. 31 00:01:33,099 --> 00:01:35,319 Yes. That is what has happened. 32 00:01:35,332 --> 00:01:40,080 Spending the day outside alone sounds like a dream. 33 00:01:40,093 --> 00:01:43,645 I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss. 34 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:47,027 Silence, the absence of noise, 35 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,840 one single moment undisturbed by the sounds 36 00:01:49,853 --> 00:01:54,172 of a children's TV program called Doc McStuffins. 37 00:01:54,185 --> 00:01:56,994 There is no quiet anymore. 38 00:01:57,027 --> 00:01:59,842 There is only Doc McStuffins. 39 00:02:00,364 --> 00:02:01,438 Sorry I'm late. 40 00:02:01,451 --> 00:02:03,678 Uh, Andy, why don't you go with Ron and help him? 41 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:05,427 - I really don't need-- - Shotgun! 42 00:02:05,446 --> 00:02:07,919 I call shotgun. Where are we going? Doesn't matter. Shotgun. 43 00:02:07,938 --> 00:02:09,420 Shotgun on all rides for the rest of the day. 44 00:02:09,432 --> 00:02:12,671 For the rest of my life. In any car! Ha ha! 45 00:02:12,696 --> 00:02:14,430 I just faced you suckers! 46 00:02:14,452 --> 00:02:17,001 So I'll see you in the parking lot, Ron. Later! 47 00:02:17,168 --> 00:02:19,442 Is the tent guy left-handed or right-handed? 48 00:02:19,455 --> 00:02:22,289 I just need to know which way to part my hair to get us a better price. 49 00:02:22,295 --> 00:02:24,082 It's a business theory I'm working on. 50 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,309 I really don't think it matters. Pretty straightforward deal. 51 00:02:26,329 --> 00:02:28,182 A straightforward deal? Why didn't you tell me? 52 00:02:28,195 --> 00:02:30,185 I don't have my straightforward deal fedora on me. 53 00:02:30,198 --> 00:02:32,065 We gotta stop by my storage unit on the way up. 54 00:02:32,078 --> 00:02:35,631 Hey, Larry. Hey, you wanna come with us to tent world? Little road trip? 55 00:02:35,644 --> 00:02:39,204 Tent world? Yeah, let me grab my lunch. 56 00:02:39,229 --> 00:02:40,862 No. Why'd you invite Larry? 57 00:02:40,882 --> 00:02:43,689 He's been doing all the paperwork for this deal. He deserves to come. 58 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:46,309 Remember you said that when Larry's farting up the car. 59 00:02:46,329 --> 00:02:48,322 Larry isn't that bad. He's nice. 60 00:02:48,348 --> 00:02:50,963 And frankly, I don't care who knows that I said that, 61 00:02:50,968 --> 00:02:54,326 as long as no one knows that I said that. 62 00:02:54,511 --> 00:02:58,038 Okay, ladies, I will be in my office for one to seven hours 63 00:02:58,057 --> 00:03:01,026 for my weekly chat with Ann. I brought some fresh snacks. 64 00:03:01,039 --> 00:03:03,871 And I made a backup plan for the vendor chart 65 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,681 in case, you know, yours isn't good. 66 00:03:05,701 --> 00:03:07,390 Actually, Ann called while you were in the bathroom. 67 00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:09,241 She said something came up, she'll call you later. 68 00:03:09,261 --> 00:03:10,521 I don't know, I told her to leave you a voice mail. 69 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:12,334 Ugh! God, why'd you let me say all that? 70 00:03:12,352 --> 00:03:14,484 I'm coming, Ann's voice mail! I'm coming! 71 00:03:14,712 --> 00:03:18,559 Listen to me very carefully. I have not been taken. 72 00:03:18,572 --> 00:03:20,693 I know that's always your first fear when I'm not available, 73 00:03:20,706 --> 00:03:23,372 but this is not a Liam Neeson Taken scenario. 74 00:03:23,385 --> 00:03:24,638 That's exactly what they'd make you say. 75 00:03:24,651 --> 00:03:26,604 Also, no one's making me say this. 76 00:03:26,630 --> 00:03:30,271 I am a free woman, untaken, simply going about my business. 77 00:03:30,297 --> 00:03:33,757 I just have to run. Something came up. I love you, and I'll call you later. 78 00:03:34,928 --> 00:03:36,251 Donna. 79 00:03:36,278 --> 00:03:40,171 What's good, baby? What's going down in Donna town? 80 00:03:40,190 --> 00:03:42,312 What's the haps in Meagle-wood? 81 00:03:42,332 --> 00:03:43,999 I'm listening to Jaleel Or No Deal. 82 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,334 It's a podcast where the kid who played Urkel reviews old 83 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:49,046 Deal Or No Deal episodes. It's pointless, and I love it. 84 00:03:49,059 --> 00:03:50,246 Okay, don't let me interrupt. 85 00:03:50,259 --> 00:03:52,131 April, what's the 411, little mama? 86 00:03:52,151 --> 00:03:54,209 What's the hot goss? Who you crushing on these days? 87 00:03:54,222 --> 00:03:56,360 Ew, my husband, weirdo. 88 00:03:56,372 --> 00:03:58,319 Can I get back to work now? Thanks. Bye. 89 00:03:59,053 --> 00:04:00,986 Work? You can work whenever. 90 00:04:00,999 --> 00:04:04,853 Except for now, because now is lady time. 91 00:04:04,866 --> 00:04:06,446 You sound like a tampon commercial. 92 00:04:06,472 --> 00:04:09,417 I'm setting up an impromptu Galentine's day. 93 00:04:09,437 --> 00:04:10,437 - Really? - Yeah. 94 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,299 Wait, I thought you weren't gonna do Galentine's day 95 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,814 this year because that she-beast moved away. 96 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:17,141 I believe her name was Satan? 97 00:04:17,161 --> 00:04:18,933 Her name is Ann, and she is gone, 98 00:04:18,946 --> 00:04:22,080 and I have accepted it, and we are gonna have Galentine's day. 99 00:04:22,098 --> 00:04:23,567 Ladies, up front. 100 00:04:23,587 --> 00:04:25,527 I need an Ann who lives in Pawnee, 101 00:04:25,549 --> 00:04:27,589 and there is no one obvious candidate, 102 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:32,494 so I will test them out on the ultimate battlefield of female friendship-- 103 00:04:32,512 --> 00:04:34,188 Galentine's day brunch. 104 00:04:34,201 --> 00:04:38,803 It will be a women's-only marathon bonding session with tons of whipped cream. 105 00:04:38,816 --> 00:04:41,172 Side note, do not Google that phrase. 106 00:04:43,681 --> 00:04:45,287 Hey, Ron. 107 00:04:45,903 --> 00:04:48,203 Can I ask you kind of an important question? 108 00:04:48,215 --> 00:04:50,510 You know, like, when you go to the ATM 109 00:04:50,523 --> 00:04:53,520 and you get money, is there an actual guy 110 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,664 standing behind the wall who slides dollar bills in there? 111 00:04:56,694 --> 00:04:58,343 - No. - Yeah. 112 00:04:58,362 --> 00:04:59,610 It's robots. 113 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,743 Oh, actually, you know what? I do have a serious question. 114 00:05:01,756 --> 00:05:03,555 In the movie Predator, 115 00:05:03,575 --> 00:05:06,866 can you rub any kind of mud on yourself 116 00:05:06,885 --> 00:05:10,269 to prevent predator from seeing you with his thermal heat signature sight, 117 00:05:10,282 --> 00:05:13,189 or is it more-- Ow! That sucks. 118 00:05:13,195 --> 00:05:14,982 Are you hurt? 119 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:18,087 No. All good. All good. 120 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,051 Oops. Except for my mouth. 121 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:25,762 Oh, whoa. Five-second rule. 122 00:05:25,782 --> 00:05:27,182 No, ahh. 123 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:30,268 Come on, we better get you to a dentist. 124 00:05:32,169 --> 00:05:35,299 Oh, my God, Larry. Your tuna fish sandwich stunk up my suit. 125 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,080 - Gayle made it for me. - Irrelevant. 126 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:39,646 You know what? Stay out here and double-check these deal memos. 127 00:05:39,659 --> 00:05:42,859 If you get through 'em, triple-check 'em. Just don't come inside. 128 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:45,791 Sounds good. I will finish my sandwich and enjoy the view. 129 00:05:48,374 --> 00:05:50,514 Hey, Harvey. Ben Wyatt. We spoke on the phone. 130 00:05:50,533 --> 00:05:53,626 Yeah. Yeah, we sure did. Okay. 131 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:56,598 - Who's this little genie right here? - Tom Haverford, Pawnee business liaison. 132 00:05:56,626 --> 00:05:57,893 Okay. 133 00:05:57,906 --> 00:06:00,110 Got your contracts for you right here. 134 00:06:00,964 --> 00:06:04,044 Wow. It's a lot thicker than the original one-page version. 135 00:06:04,057 --> 00:06:06,634 I take tents pretty seriously, Ben, I'm a tent guy. 136 00:06:06,676 --> 00:06:10,179 I got over 1,300 tents in this warehouse alone. 137 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,244 900 of those are over 2,000 square feet, 80 of 'em are striped, 138 00:06:14,263 --> 00:06:17,456 and exactly 4 of 'em were once rented by Miss Rene Russo. 139 00:06:17,483 --> 00:06:19,756 - Whoa! - Yeah. No doy. 140 00:06:19,775 --> 00:06:21,682 I think I know what I'm doing. 141 00:06:21,699 --> 00:06:24,378 So I added a few syllables and whatnot. 142 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,133 Clauses, et cetera. Addendums, what have you. 143 00:06:27,157 --> 00:06:28,550 Why don't we go ahead and sign that for me? 144 00:06:28,579 --> 00:06:31,901 Yeah, I think we're gonna need to take a look at this. 145 00:06:31,923 --> 00:06:36,307 Hmm. So I guess this is not a straightforward deal. 146 00:06:39,489 --> 00:06:42,224 Shauna, I'm so glad you could make it. You're so tan. 147 00:06:42,244 --> 00:06:45,479 Oh, thanks. I just got back from a solo trip to Rome. 148 00:06:45,509 --> 00:06:47,911 I was gonna go with my boyfriend, but he couldn't come 149 00:06:47,932 --> 00:06:50,704 because he decided to stay with his wife. 150 00:06:50,717 --> 00:06:51,917 Oof. 151 00:06:51,942 --> 00:06:54,569 I love Rome. It's such a great place. 152 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,884 Rome's played out. Have y'all been to Kuala Lumpur? 153 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:00,074 - When did you go to Asia? - I go all the time. 154 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:02,527 Where do you think I got that crystal Buddha head above my jacuzzi? 155 00:07:02,553 --> 00:07:04,386 You have a jacuzzi? Good to know. 156 00:07:04,392 --> 00:07:06,653 Prospects for new Pawnee best friend. 157 00:07:06,683 --> 00:07:09,585 Donna Meagle. Confident, worldly, we go way back. 158 00:07:09,607 --> 00:07:12,760 April Ludgate. Vivid imagination, young, and vibrant. 159 00:07:12,793 --> 00:07:15,883 Shauna Malwae-Tweep. Pretty, fragile, makes terrible life decisions. 160 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:19,629 A real fixer-upper, but look, it's not like Ann was doing so hot when I met her. 161 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:23,357 Ethel Beavers. Bit of a dark horse. Crotchety, but probably wise. 162 00:07:23,374 --> 00:07:26,274 And then we got Evelyn, aka fake Ann. 163 00:07:26,297 --> 00:07:28,817 I don't know her last name. Honestly we just needed bodies. 164 00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:31,248 Thank you, everyone, for getting together on such short notice, 165 00:07:31,268 --> 00:07:33,375 and happy Galentine's day. 166 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:36,323 Now, this is not technically the right date, 167 00:07:36,342 --> 00:07:38,998 but any time a group of women get together for brunch, 168 00:07:39,029 --> 00:07:41,204 we embody the spirit of the holiday. 169 00:07:41,224 --> 00:07:44,191 Today we will celebrate friendship, spend a few hours together, 170 00:07:44,204 --> 00:07:46,691 and answer a couple of questions I've compiled. 171 00:07:46,717 --> 00:07:48,577 Just for fun. Nothing serious. 172 00:07:48,597 --> 00:07:50,320 But please answer them with complete honesty 173 00:07:50,333 --> 00:07:51,855 'cause I'll be able to tell if you're lying. 174 00:07:51,874 --> 00:07:53,235 - To girlfriends! - Yay. 175 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,052 - Girlfriends. - Whoo-hoo! 176 00:07:55,616 --> 00:07:58,969 Okay, it's time for a little Galentine's day Q&A. 177 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:00,724 Donna, you pick first. 178 00:08:01,301 --> 00:08:04,090 "What is your favorite TV show?" 179 00:08:04,576 --> 00:08:07,076 Well, for live tweeting, it's Scandal. 180 00:08:07,092 --> 00:08:09,639 For binge watching, it's Scandal. 181 00:08:09,665 --> 00:08:12,009 But for fashion, it's actually Scandal. 182 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:14,667 - My answer is Scandal. - Hmm. April? 183 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:19,078 Ooh, I love watching Russian traffic accidents on YouTube 184 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:21,812 while I play children's music at the wrong RPM. 185 00:08:21,838 --> 00:08:25,707 I like beauty pageants. Everyone is so happy and perfect. 186 00:08:25,725 --> 00:08:30,549 I like Diagnosis Murder. And skin flicks. 187 00:08:30,562 --> 00:08:32,482 Can anybody top me off? 188 00:08:32,506 --> 00:08:36,643 The correct answer for favorite TV show is Friday Night Lights. 189 00:08:36,663 --> 00:08:38,882 - The correct answer? - Next question. 190 00:08:39,376 --> 00:08:41,524 Okay, this contract is insane. 191 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:44,889 It costs extra to have people inside the tents? 192 00:08:44,904 --> 00:08:48,001 - And what's a flap tax? - Well, you need flaps, bro. 193 00:08:48,014 --> 00:08:50,074 A tent without flaps is basically a parachute. 194 00:08:50,089 --> 00:08:51,816 An unfolding charge? 195 00:08:51,838 --> 00:08:54,305 A noise damage waiver? How can noise damage tents? 196 00:08:54,331 --> 00:08:57,365 Shh. Keep your voice down, please, there's tents here. 197 00:08:57,385 --> 00:09:00,008 Now, look, you can argue with me all you want, 198 00:09:00,026 --> 00:09:02,956 but for every line item that you two idiots disagree with, 199 00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,598 there's gonna be a $50 discussion surcharge. What are we up to, doll? 200 00:09:06,617 --> 00:09:09,808 - $400. - A discussion surcharge? That's nuts. 201 00:09:09,828 --> 00:09:12,235 - $450. - That's it. Deal's off. 202 00:09:12,248 --> 00:09:14,175 We'll take our business elsewhere. 203 00:09:14,194 --> 00:09:17,086 Suit yourself, gentlemen. Sorry we couldn't make a deal. 204 00:09:18,464 --> 00:09:20,726 Wait, wait. Let me try one more thing. 205 00:09:22,989 --> 00:09:24,702 What's the price now? 206 00:09:25,382 --> 00:09:28,058 $80 more. I liked it better the other way. 207 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,802 Does have an effect, though. 208 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:35,185 The receptionist says she'll fit you in as soon as there's an opening. 209 00:09:35,215 --> 00:09:37,228 If you're all right, I'm gonna head back to the park. 210 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:38,855 Wait, wait, wait, real quick, real quick. 211 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:41,573 Do you know what my social security number is? 212 00:09:41,592 --> 00:09:44,006 Or if I'm allergic to anything? 213 00:09:44,025 --> 00:09:46,400 I don't like corn. Should I put that down? 214 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:50,727 Or will that be confusing? Because I do like candy corn. 215 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,785 Oh, Ron. What a mess. 216 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,693 Here, let me help you. 217 00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:02,444 All I wanted was two hours where I got to forget that I was a parent. 218 00:10:02,463 --> 00:10:05,784 Ron, look. I found all three differences. 219 00:10:05,810 --> 00:10:08,521 Those are two completely different pictures. 220 00:10:10,547 --> 00:10:12,556 - "Ladies' choice." - Ooh! Wild card option. 221 00:10:12,590 --> 00:10:14,883 Okay, anybody reveal anything about their life, anything at all. 222 00:10:14,902 --> 00:10:17,058 I've gotten two annulments. 223 00:10:17,081 --> 00:10:21,874 One for pleasure, and one to cap off a long con I was running against Keith Sweat. 224 00:10:21,894 --> 00:10:25,554 Wow. Ethel, have you-- Okay, Ethel's asleep. Shauna? 225 00:10:25,574 --> 00:10:27,907 I'm writing a memoir based on my blog. 226 00:10:27,925 --> 00:10:29,712 It's called Tweeping Up Appearances, 227 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:34,170 and it's about my journey to find happiness by smiling through the pain. 228 00:10:34,205 --> 00:10:36,085 Okay, I can work with that. 229 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:38,148 Knope, what you got going on in that notebook? 230 00:10:38,175 --> 00:10:41,441 Just jotting down memories in my trusty old journal. 231 00:10:42,238 --> 00:10:44,412 "Friendship rankings." What's that? 232 00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:45,923 It's not what it sounds like. 233 00:10:45,943 --> 00:10:49,555 It's simply a way for me to figure out which one of you is the best. 234 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:54,015 - That's messed up. - Yeah, that is really lame, and I'm leaving. 235 00:10:54,025 --> 00:10:56,452 - You're better than that, Knope. - Donna, why are you angry? 236 00:10:56,465 --> 00:11:01,619 - You were in first place. - Bye, everyone. This was a really... 237 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,196 - brunch. - Leave the bag. 238 00:11:04,223 --> 00:11:08,433 If you do this again next year, don't call me. 239 00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,481 Well, by default, it's Shauna. 240 00:11:11,507 --> 00:11:13,580 That's how you want to find your new best friend, right? 241 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,145 By default? 242 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:19,280 My pores are clogged up from being in that dusty warehouse. 243 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,209 I'm gonna check if this gas station has some biore strips. 244 00:11:23,715 --> 00:11:25,517 Aw, thanks, Larry, that's nice of you. 245 00:11:25,537 --> 00:11:27,377 Gayle always has me do the windshield. 246 00:11:27,396 --> 00:11:29,410 She likes to stand behind me and watch. 247 00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:33,302 According to her, it's the best view. 248 00:11:34,031 --> 00:11:36,398 - How is Gayle? - Oh, wonderful. 249 00:11:36,418 --> 00:11:39,070 - And the girls? - They're good. 250 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:42,523 - Why do you want to know? - I'm genuinely interested. 251 00:11:42,549 --> 00:11:47,102 I'm sorry. I'm just not used to people from the office asking me things. 252 00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:50,100 It's kind of scary. But in a good way, though. 253 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:54,389 Aw, man, did I miss a Larry fart? 254 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,156 Oh, no, uh, we were just-- 255 00:11:56,176 --> 00:12:00,559 Yeah, Tom. Yeah, I-I really ripped one. Didn't I, Ben? 256 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:04,274 Yeah. Yeah, it was loud. 257 00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,743 Smells like a hippopotamus took a dump on a skunk. 258 00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:10,227 It's in your best interest. 259 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:16,281 Well, the numbers don't lie. I'm a goofus, not a gallant. 260 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,270 Been here forever. 261 00:12:21,251 --> 00:12:22,219 Can we go? 262 00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:23,518 Don't you want to get your tooth fixed? 263 00:12:23,538 --> 00:12:26,361 I don't know, I think my tooth looks fine just like this. 264 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:29,188 Well, my grandmother was missing that tooth, 265 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,998 and she was the most beautiful woman on her oil rig. 266 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,845 You are an adult. I am not your dad. 267 00:12:36,864 --> 00:12:40,911 - If you want to go, we can go. - Yay. Thanks, Ron. 268 00:12:40,924 --> 00:12:43,090 That's why you know even though you're not my dad, 269 00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:45,330 you're like an old brother to me. 270 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:49,969 Like a cool uncle, but old. Like a grandpa. 271 00:12:49,994 --> 00:12:52,434 But cool like a son. 272 00:12:56,122 --> 00:12:57,308 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 273 00:12:57,327 --> 00:12:59,367 No problem. That'll be $8, please. 274 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:03,644 What, you're charging us for coffee? What kind of a business-- uh-oh. 275 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,203 Oh, hello, gentlemen. 276 00:13:05,216 --> 00:13:07,452 Gotta be kidding me. You own this place too? 277 00:13:07,472 --> 00:13:09,804 That's right, dickweed. You wanna talk deal? 278 00:13:09,817 --> 00:13:13,538 Because my prices have gone up ever so slightly since I saw you last. 279 00:13:13,551 --> 00:13:15,348 No, we're not giving in to your crazy demands. 280 00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:18,395 There are plenty of other tent rental places within driving distance. 281 00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,196 Yeah, I'm calling Tent Emporium right now. 282 00:13:20,918 --> 00:13:23,683 Tent Emporium. How can I help you, buttface? 283 00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,883 - What? - Come on. 284 00:13:24,903 --> 00:13:28,474 Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. 285 00:13:28,493 --> 00:13:31,197 Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, 286 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,404 and Ace Tentura Tent Detective. 287 00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:34,922 I also own a chick-fil-a franchise, 288 00:13:34,942 --> 00:13:36,830 but that's not doing so hot right now. Whatever. 289 00:13:36,861 --> 00:13:38,954 Let's get outta here. 290 00:13:39,942 --> 00:13:42,692 You've reached the Tentagon. How can I help you, buttface? 291 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,025 Okay, here's an idea. Why don't we find something, 292 00:13:45,045 --> 00:13:48,018 anything, no matter how small, that we have in common? 293 00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,508 - For example, I'm an only child. - Me too. 294 00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:54,182 Although, when I was in college I found out that my dad had a second family. 295 00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:56,971 Well, we were the second family, technically. 296 00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,601 Okay, well, we both went to college. 297 00:13:59,627 --> 00:14:01,063 - There's that. - Yeah. 298 00:14:01,491 --> 00:14:02,791 Oh, my God! 299 00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:05,180 Ann had her baby! Wow, this has been fun. 300 00:14:05,193 --> 00:14:06,593 The bill is already paid. 301 00:14:06,610 --> 00:14:09,776 May I gently suggest that you check out Chris Traeger's 302 00:14:09,789 --> 00:14:12,400 wonderful therapist Dr. Richard Nygard. 303 00:14:12,419 --> 00:14:14,136 Although there is a tiny part of me that always thought 304 00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:15,463 it was just Chris talking into a mirror. 305 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:16,816 Anyway, maybe you should look him up. 306 00:14:16,834 --> 00:14:18,209 I don't know, I read a book once 307 00:14:18,229 --> 00:14:20,024 that said a woman should never make the first move. 308 00:14:20,044 --> 00:14:22,555 That doesn't apply to therapy. Okay. Good luck! 309 00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:27,780 Oliver Perkins-Traeger, meet your Aunt Leslie. 310 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:32,073 Hey! Oh, he's so beautiful. And you're so beautiful. 311 00:14:32,086 --> 00:14:34,601 I mean, you're always beautiful, but right now you are the most beautiful, 312 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:36,564 glowing sun goddess ever. 313 00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:38,257 Why didn't you tell me you were in labor? 314 00:14:38,276 --> 00:14:40,614 Well, 'cause I knew you'd drop everything and rush here, 315 00:14:40,627 --> 00:14:43,820 and contractions can sometimes go for days. Thank you. 316 00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:45,665 So I didn't want you to be stuck waiting around. 317 00:14:45,671 --> 00:14:47,743 Well, I'm glad I'm here now. Where's Chris? 318 00:14:47,761 --> 00:14:49,868 Oh, he was such a good coach that the nurses asked him 319 00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:51,881 to help out with a delivery down the hall. 320 00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:54,013 Ow. 321 00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:55,814 Ow. 322 00:14:56,475 --> 00:14:57,242 Ow! 323 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,158 Andrew, you need to get your tooth fixed. 324 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:03,567 No way. I'm not going back there. I already won all the magazine mazes. 325 00:15:03,587 --> 00:15:05,504 Don't worry. It's gonna be fine. 326 00:15:06,065 --> 00:15:06,792 Ow! 327 00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,427 If you don't take care of the problem now, 328 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,273 it's only gonna get worse. Come on. I'll drive you back. 329 00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:13,798 Fine. Let me just wolf down this peanut brittle real quick. 330 00:15:15,685 --> 00:15:17,460 Why would you do that? 331 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,763 Oh, right. 'Cause calories. 332 00:15:20,125 --> 00:15:23,857 We're dead. The only tent store this guy doesn't own is 300 miles away. 333 00:15:23,870 --> 00:15:25,390 Oh, hang on. Here's a place that might work. 334 00:15:25,403 --> 00:15:28,274 It's called Sweaty Roger's Pants Tent. 335 00:15:28,654 --> 00:15:30,627 Oh, no, you can't rent tents there. 336 00:15:31,203 --> 00:15:32,417 Hey, guys. 337 00:15:32,437 --> 00:15:35,015 Look, I was double-checking all the paperwork that Tom gave me 338 00:15:35,027 --> 00:15:36,948 in that super fun parking lot, 339 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:40,496 and there was something about Harvey's corporate structure that just seemed fishy. 340 00:15:40,502 --> 00:15:41,921 So I dug around-- 341 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:45,668 and it turns out he has got a lot of code violations. 342 00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,820 Whoa! Larry, this is great stuff. 343 00:15:49,854 --> 00:15:52,147 Never thought I would say it, but 344 00:15:52,164 --> 00:15:54,671 I'm a genius for making you stay outside and do a menial task. 345 00:15:54,710 --> 00:15:57,101 Couldn't agree more. You did it, Tom. 346 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,196 Mm, I don't want to drive back. 347 00:16:00,213 --> 00:16:01,670 I miss you so much. 348 00:16:01,689 --> 00:16:03,820 No one even comes close to you as a friend. 349 00:16:03,845 --> 00:16:05,666 I even tried to rank the women at work, 350 00:16:05,685 --> 00:16:08,426 - but that was a total bust. - You ranked them? 351 00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:11,605 Well, I thought maybe I could use Galentine's day as an opportunity-- 352 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,251 Leslie, Galentine's day? 353 00:16:14,272 --> 00:16:15,379 What do you want me to do, Ann? 354 00:16:15,394 --> 00:16:18,067 I need to find a replacement, and don't worry, it didn't work. 355 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,849 Nobody can match your ethnic hybrid energy. 356 00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:24,422 Everybody brings their own unique strengths to the table. 357 00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:25,668 Some that even I don't have. 358 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:28,668 You shut your mouth. You have all the strengths. 359 00:16:28,694 --> 00:16:32,551 Look, you love harder than anyone I know. It's tough to match. 360 00:16:32,578 --> 00:16:34,251 And I know Donna and April don't show it, 361 00:16:34,264 --> 00:16:37,131 but they would do anything for you. 362 00:16:37,161 --> 00:16:39,494 And it's not like you and I always see eye to eye. I mean, 363 00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:41,038 Friday Night Lights? 364 00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:43,490 I am more of a Riggins girl, and you lean Saracen. 365 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:47,024 - Yeah, 'cause Riggins is a criminal. - He took the fall for his brother. 366 00:16:47,044 --> 00:16:48,684 Okay, he didn't watch out for his brother. 367 00:16:48,704 --> 00:16:50,974 You know, I'm not having this conversation with you again. 368 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,614 That family is garbage. 369 00:16:53,005 --> 00:16:57,220 The point is we didn't always like the same stuff when we first became friends. 370 00:16:57,243 --> 00:17:00,161 Just don't force it. Give it some time. 371 00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,894 I know, you're right, Ann. Thank you. 372 00:17:02,928 --> 00:17:06,468 It's just I'm missing you, and there's so much stuff I want to talk to you about. 373 00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:08,762 Well, you're here now, so let's talk. 374 00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:10,860 Oh. 375 00:17:10,890 --> 00:17:13,337 I think Oliver has more pressing business. 376 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:16,589 Okay, but we should talk soon, 'cause I almost bought a toe ring the other day. 377 00:17:16,608 --> 00:17:18,555 What? Ann, you're somebody's mother. 378 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,554 - I know. - Okay. 379 00:17:20,579 --> 00:17:22,979 I'm gonna give you two some time. 380 00:17:22,992 --> 00:17:24,856 I'll call you from the car. 381 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,560 I'll be out here if you need me. 382 00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:29,955 Thanks for doing this, Ron. 383 00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:33,272 When it's all said and done, there were a few mazes I'd cheated on. 384 00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:37,766 Also, the inside of my mouth is black and hot. 385 00:17:39,271 --> 00:17:42,759 So do I strip down to my underwear, or all the way naked? 386 00:17:45,337 --> 00:17:46,777 Hello, Diane. 387 00:17:46,806 --> 00:17:50,845 I'm coming home soon to relieve you, give you a little break. 388 00:17:51,757 --> 00:17:53,369 It's no trouble at all. 389 00:17:53,388 --> 00:17:55,583 I'm a parent. I'm always on duty. 390 00:17:56,474 --> 00:17:59,334 What flavor ice cream would you and the children like? 391 00:17:59,347 --> 00:18:01,696 I'm getting some for a 30-year-old who works for me, 392 00:18:01,709 --> 00:18:04,187 so I can bring some home for you too. 393 00:18:04,836 --> 00:18:06,383 Hello, Harvey. 394 00:18:06,398 --> 00:18:10,218 We found a glaring number of code violations you've committed. 395 00:18:10,231 --> 00:18:14,138 I could see to it that you never rent another tent in this region again. 396 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:19,568 Gentlemen, I've won two online satellite Jamaican poker tournaments. 397 00:18:19,574 --> 00:18:20,807 I can tell that you're bluffing. 398 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,540 Your Pawnee business license has lapsed, 399 00:18:22,553 --> 00:18:25,347 which negates most of the deals you've made this year. 400 00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:27,200 I'm guessing you're pretty bad at poker. 401 00:18:27,219 --> 00:18:31,036 I am. And I was bluffing about winning those tournaments. 402 00:18:31,050 --> 00:18:33,572 Gentlemen, clearly there's been a misunderstanding here. 403 00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:36,428 I'm hoping that we can reach some kind of a compromise. 404 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,352 Yeah, first off, I need to know where you got these zebra-print pillows. 405 00:18:40,358 --> 00:18:42,625 Second of all, I got a Tin Cup Blu-Ray 406 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,470 - itching for a Rene Russo signature. - Tom. 407 00:18:45,485 --> 00:18:49,782 The compromise is that you're gonna sign the deal we originally agreed upon. 408 00:18:49,794 --> 00:18:52,129 We're going to let you continue renting tents, 409 00:18:52,148 --> 00:18:54,404 and you're going to do it at a fair price. 410 00:18:54,417 --> 00:18:56,709 And Larry, he's the guy that brought you down, 411 00:18:56,729 --> 00:18:59,594 and he's gonna be watching you like a hawk. 412 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:04,360 Oh, hey. I'm Larry. Great to know you. I love tent world. 413 00:19:04,388 --> 00:19:07,156 God! Can you just be cool for one second? 414 00:19:08,387 --> 00:19:11,900 Okay, black coffee with extra grounds. 415 00:19:11,913 --> 00:19:15,740 Gross. For April. And a mocha ice blended for Donna. 416 00:19:15,766 --> 00:19:17,883 Guys, I totally blew it. 417 00:19:17,889 --> 00:19:20,896 I was all screwed up, and I'm really sorry. 418 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:23,207 You're wonderful friends, and I love you. 419 00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:25,203 We love your crazy ass too, Knope. 420 00:19:25,219 --> 00:19:28,664 I think you're fine. Like a solid B-minus. 421 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:29,957 Great. I'll take it. 422 00:19:29,984 --> 00:19:34,499 We know you've been missing Ann, so we... 423 00:19:34,533 --> 00:19:36,266 got you this. 424 00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,062 Press the paw. 425 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:40,819 Hi, Leslie. It's Ann. 426 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,426 I love you, and everything's gonna be okay. 427 00:19:43,462 --> 00:19:44,366 It's cute, right? 428 00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:46,099 I'm very lucky to have you both. 429 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,526 You know, when Ann and I used to fight, 430 00:19:48,554 --> 00:19:49,975 we would make up with a five-minute hug. 431 00:19:50,001 --> 00:19:51,617 Mm, you touch me and I stab the bunny. 432 00:19:51,644 --> 00:19:54,264 Yeah, it's about time for my mid-morning mani, so I'm gonna head out. 433 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:55,804 Okay. Well, that's fine. 434 00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:58,333 Well, you know, we'll forge our own unique traditions 435 00:19:58,353 --> 00:20:01,717 in the fiery cauldron of female friendship. 436 00:20:02,414 --> 00:20:06,081 I'm just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks. 437 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:09,227 Also-- I'm the zodiac killer. 438 00:20:12,368 --> 00:20:15,903 And we might even be able to pull it off under budget. 439 00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,384 Sorry. Sorry, you guys, I'm sorry. 440 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:19,846 I'm trying to find my inhaler, 'cause I'm having a little... 441 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,119 Take your time. I mean, it's not like we're trying to get work done here. 442 00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:24,086 Yeah, and Larry, by the way, you're looking in the wrong spot. 443 00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:27,713 Your inhaler is hidden under the pile of pistachio shells on my desk, obviously. 444 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:30,938 Okay, well, that's funny, 'cause I'm terribly allergic to pistachios. 445 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:31,895 Classic. 446 00:20:31,923 --> 00:20:34,981 Okay, you know what? I need to say something. 447 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,011 I like Larry. 448 00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:42,528 He is a good friend and a fine man 449 00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:45,120 with an inexplicably gorgeous wife-- 450 00:20:45,153 --> 00:20:47,102 I mean, to the point where it makes no sense at all. 451 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,182 Sorry. Getting off track. 452 00:20:49,195 --> 00:20:50,835 He is a nice person, 453 00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:55,992 and we should all stand up and say, "I... 454 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:57,556 like..." 455 00:20:57,571 --> 00:21:00,024 Ben! No! What are you doing? 456 00:21:00,044 --> 00:21:02,858 Uh, he's embarrassing himself and throwing away his career. 457 00:21:02,883 --> 00:21:05,715 - Sweetheart, stop. - O, captain, my captain. 458 00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:09,129 - What is happening? - Larry is my friend. 459 00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:11,969 Thank you, Ben. 460 00:21:12,866 --> 00:21:14,410 I mean that. Oh! 461 00:21:18,291 --> 00:21:20,046 Got so startled I tooted. 462 00:21:20,082 --> 00:21:22,217 - Come on, man. - Oh... - Gross! 463 00:21:24,154 --> 00:21:32,154 Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com Resync for WEB-DL by Norther