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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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The TV is mine, boys.
Downton Abbey is on
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and I intend to see if
Lord Grantham will be able
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to modernize his
accounting practices.
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Dad, just hold on, we're
on the last level of the game.
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What is this game?
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You're just throwing stuff
at old-timey ladies.
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You go back in time and
have to find Hitler's mom
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when she was pregnant with him
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and somehow induce
a miscarriage.
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It's called
Nazi Natal Nightmare.
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Keep tossing!
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She's heading for the hospital
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to give birth, but
it's not too late!
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We need to aim for the soft spot
on baby Hitler's head.
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One direct hit there,
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and we can still prevent
the Holocaust.
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You killed my grandparents,
you bastard!
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I'm tired of you kids
always being indoors
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and playing video games.
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Play outside for a change.
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But we already completed,
Outside.
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And Outside II:
Without a Sweater.
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Have you kids ever spent
a day outside
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just throwing actual rocks
with your actual arms?
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Nah.
No, no.
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Hmm.
No. I've heard of rocks.
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No. No. No.
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Have any of you ever held
an actual nudie magazine
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that your friend, Mark,
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pulled out of the Dumpster
at church?
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Oh, no, haven't done that, no.
No.
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And I bet you've never
felt the rush
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of stumbling across a dead body
while roaming through the woods.
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No, Papa.
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Well, I have.
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And all that real-life living
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made me the man I am today.
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I didn't need video games.
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I invented my own games,
like rock fight.
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Not sure
you invented rock fights.
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I did invent it!
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And I was the champion.
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I defeated the guy
who taught me.
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Dad, we make our own games, too.
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That game you
so rudely shut off,
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that was an existing
Franco-Prussian war game
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we jzushed up with code
we wrote ourselves.
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Steve, the words you just
strung together devastate me.
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Go outside and play now!
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Dad, we were FaceTiming
with each other.
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You really have to do
something about your dad.
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Who said that?
Identify yourself.
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Stan, what's going on?
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These kids are wasting
their childhoods
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on their video games and phones.
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So this weekend,
I'm taking them to the woods
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so they can have the kind
of adventures I had as a kid.
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Absolutely not.
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Steve can't handle the woods.
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He wears Velcro laces, Stan.
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Velcro, like an infant.
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But, Mom... I mean Francine!
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Forget it, Stan.
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You will not take
our boy into the woods
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or you're grounded!
I mean, cut off from sex.
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Promise me you won't
take him, Stan.
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All right, I promise, Francine.
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Will Stan keep his promise?
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Will Steve and the boys
get their phones fixed?
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Will they...?
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Get in the house, Randy!
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Have you ever looked up
at the night sky
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and thought,
"I'd like to get in on that"?
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At the International
Star Registry,
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you can actually
purchase your own star.
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I bought one for my wife
on our anniversary.
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I bought one for myself
when I got passed over at work.
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I haven't bought one yet,
but I'm real close.
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Ha! What a bunch of suckers.
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That's as stupid
as buying a goat
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for a poor family in Africa.
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Roger, you know every year
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I buy a goat for a
poor family in Africa.
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Oh, right, you're the sucker
that actually cares about stuff.
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And by the way,
you're wasting your money
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sending a goat over there.
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You could have shipped
Jim Breuer for half the cost.
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American Dad!
Remembers Jim Breuer.
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You know what, I am
sick of you pretending
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you don't care about anything
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and making fun of
those of us who do.
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Sure, make another joke.
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But deep down, I know
you care about something,
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and I'm gonna find out what.
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Sounds like a great use
of your time,
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but three things you might
want to deal with first:
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mustache, eyebrows...
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mustache.
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Steve's never gonna have
the type of childhood I had.
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It's sad.
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Kids today!
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When I was a lad,
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I never saw the point
of playing inside.
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Until I was sent
to an all-boy's boarding school.
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Then my tune changed.
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What I'd love to do
is drop those kids
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in the middle of the forest,
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make them have
some real experiences,
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like wolves' kids do.
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Sir, these cucumber sandwiches
are divine,
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but when did the CIA
get a tearoom?
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At the same time
that we got a yacht!
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Whoa!
What the hell?!
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Where are we?
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I'll tell you where we are.
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At the top of an active volcano!
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What was in that tea?
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A very light opiate,
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but that has nothing to do with
the visions you're seeing.
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Follow me.
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This control room is able
to calibrate force fields
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so strong that
the holographic images
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projected onto them feel real
to the touch.
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Ah! So it works like
the holodeck.
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The what now?
From Star Trek.
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Some of us spent the late '80s
and early '90s
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getting laid, Smith.
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In any event, I call this room
the hologram deck.
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So it can recreate
any environment?
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Well, any environment stored
in our bank of human memories.
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Wait, you recorded our memories?
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Yes, remember those headphones
you got for Christmas?
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They weren't headphones.
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Those things never worked.
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Actually, they worked perfectly.
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Here's one of mine.
Have a look.
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Oh, Avery,
you're as tight as the fabric
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on a reupholstered davenport.
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Not for long, I wasn't.
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This was the day I started
to like playing inside.
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Playing inside, eh?
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Wait a minute.
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So this holodeck
could simulate the woods
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I played in as a child?
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Of course it can, Smith,
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but you do know we're seconds
away from a sex scene, right?
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This one's going straight
to Instagram.
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Oh, Klaus already liked it.
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Thanks, Klaus!
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No, thank you!
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Hey, Roger.
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I decided to buy
a little present for myself.
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You bought a star.
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Hilarious.
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Not just any star.
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Look closer.
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X3Q8F-3X?
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That's-that's my
home planet's sun.
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And I own the deed.
It's mine.
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I guess that makes me
your leader.
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Yeah, it bothers
you, doesn't it?
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Maybe I found
something you care about.
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It's a piece of paper that
means absolutely nothing.
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I don't care.
I don't care at all.
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Oh, then you won't care
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if I name the star
after something you hate.
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You could name it
Jessica Seinfeld,
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for all I care.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, my God,
why did I put that in her head?
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Oh, no! Her water broke.
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We're running out of time!
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Hit her with everything!
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Toshi, use your mega-hanger!
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I know he's gonna be a monster,
but I do love babies.
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Boys, I'm sorry I was
a jerk the other day.
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I'd like to make it up to you.
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I'm taking you all to Gamer Town
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to buy you whatever
games you want.
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I also got you guys
these cheeseburgers.
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Can't buy video games
on an empty stomach.
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Well, I guess today
is gonna be my cheat day.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You really came around on thi...
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Mine's not working.
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Have three more.
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Oh, man.
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Your dad must have roofied
those hamburgers.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're in the forest,
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but not the actual forest,
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so technically I kept my promise
to Francine.
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My first promise.
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I can't believe my
dad ditched us here.
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Guys, how long do you think
we can last out here?
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I don't know,
but if we're gonna die,
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I'm not going out a virgin.
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Well, if trees count,
then I'm Wilt Chamberlain.
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Come on, you guys,
don't just stand there.
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Explore the forest,
have adventures.
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Hmm.
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Turning down the temperature
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ought to get them moving.
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Wow, it-it's
getting chilly.
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Does anyone know
how to build a fire?
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I know a fire-making spell
from Harry Potter.
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We need to climb into someone's
abdomen for warmth.
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Everyone whose name
isn't Barry, meeting.
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Wait, I got a better idea.
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Maybe we should spoon
for warmth.
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I wish there was
movie we could watch.
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A movie?!
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You're in the middle
of the forest!
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All you're doing
is lying around!
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That's it,
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this train's moving
out of the station right now!
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Toshi, you're out of sync.
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Can you please bring your breath
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into alignment
with the rest of us?
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Oh, my God! A bear!
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Protect me!
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I look the most
like a honey pot!
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Roger, what are you doing?
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Who are you to wake up
and question me?
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You wouldn't happen to be
looking for this, would you?
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Look, I'll give you
the certificate, Roger.
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You just have to admit
you care about it.
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This is not the thing
I'm looking for.
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Are-are you trying to
use the Force on me?
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You know that's
make-believe, right?
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So's Rocky!
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Ow!
Sorry!
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I'm getting kind of scared.
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What happens if we never find
our way home?
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_
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Guys, relax.
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My dad can be a jerk,
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but he's not gonna let us die
out in the forest.
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He's just trying
to teach us a lesson.
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I'm hungry.
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Are you sure you're
not just tired?
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I don't know!
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All my feelings
feel like hungry!
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Well, let's try to find
something that we can eat.
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Well, my plan seems
to be working.
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Now if I push off just right,
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it should carry me all the way
to the hot cocoa machine.
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I'm Sandra Bullock!
258
00:11:03,395 --> 00:11:05,196
Ow!
259
00:11:07,299 --> 00:11:09,133
Guys! Come quick!
260
00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,068
Look what I just knocked open.
261
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,336
Oh, my God!
262
00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:13,604
Somebody killed a robot
263
00:11:13,639 --> 00:11:15,072
and buried it in the forest!
264
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,240
No, Barry.
265
00:11:16,274 --> 00:11:18,109
I-It's obviously
a control panel.
266
00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:21,479
I need you to respect my ideas.
267
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,451
Look!
268
00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:32,890
Integrity breach.
269
00:11:32,924 --> 00:11:34,258
Panel exposed.
270
00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:35,393
Damn.
271
00:11:35,427 --> 00:11:38,129
Better close that panel
before the boys see it.
272
00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:40,831
Dad.
273
00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:43,601
He clearly put us in
some sort of CIA holodeck.
274
00:11:43,635 --> 00:11:45,569
I am fuming...
275
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,071
and also nerding out!
276
00:11:54,179 --> 00:11:56,247
Come on, now's our chance!
277
00:11:58,116 --> 00:11:59,650
Whoa!
278
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:05,322
Looks like the
tables have turned.
279
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,590
Yep.
280
00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,360
I'd say this is a classic
dad-puts-son-in-holodeck-
281
00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,028
then-finds-himself-
in-said-holodeck-
282
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,930
that's-now-controlled-
by-son scenario.
283
00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:23,874
Greetings, subject.
284
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:25,209
On your feet, peasant!
285
00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:27,178
What... what the hell
is going on?
286
00:12:27,212 --> 00:12:29,914
Well, since I'm queen
of your solar system,
287
00:12:29,948 --> 00:12:31,749
I figured I should start
dressing like it.
288
00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:33,584
That's why I'm
wearing a prom dress
289
00:12:33,618 --> 00:12:35,219
from the Salvation Army.
290
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,221
Okay, first of all, Hayley,
291
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,223
we have a prime minister,
all right?
292
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:40,357
Second, dress how you like.
293
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,492
I couldn't care less.
294
00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:44,595
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a soufflé.
295
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:50,401
This is Miss Kentucky 2007
all over again.
296
00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,905
Hey, look.
297
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,841
They have the recorded memories
298
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,542
of every CIA agent!
299
00:12:58,577 --> 00:12:59,577
Hmm...
300
00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,512
Let's mess with him.
301
00:13:01,546 --> 00:13:03,881
He thinks his childhood was
so much better than ours,
302
00:13:03,915 --> 00:13:05,549
let's send him back there.
303
00:13:11,022 --> 00:13:13,190
Wait, this is my childhood home!
304
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:14,525
What's happening?
305
00:13:14,559 --> 00:13:17,595
Oh, the boys must have gotten
into the control room.
306
00:13:17,629 --> 00:13:18,896
Stan?
307
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,097
Stan, is that you?
308
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,465
Daddy?
309
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:24,068
Hello, son.
310
00:13:24,102 --> 00:13:25,469
I love you!
311
00:13:25,504 --> 00:13:28,272
Wait, that's not
how Grandpa talks.
312
00:13:28,306 --> 00:13:30,474
He says "I love you"
with a cup check.
313
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,042
I'll tell you why.
314
00:13:32,077 --> 00:13:33,410
His memories are being
315
00:13:33,445 --> 00:13:35,446
put through a nostalgia filter.
316
00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:38,449
He's seeing all of this
through rose-colored glasses.
317
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,351
Well, let's take
this down to zero
318
00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,086
and see how things really were.
319
00:13:43,321 --> 00:13:44,955
I remember a time
320
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,358
when we didn't need
a nostalgia filter.
321
00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:50,594
Oh, those were the days.
322
00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:54,832
Get out of here, I'm busy!
323
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,100
Go play in your tree house!
324
00:13:56,134 --> 00:13:57,334
Oh.
325
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:58,469
Okay.
326
00:13:58,503 --> 00:14:00,237
Yeah, I'll go play
in my tree house.
327
00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,438
Tree house!
328
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:06,110
Oh, yeah.
329
00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:07,311
I remember that.
330
00:14:07,345 --> 00:14:09,513
How is he liking this?
331
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,383
Ah... the old hood.
332
00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:14,051
Thanks, boys, this is great!
333
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:16,687
There's the factory,
the slaughterhouse
334
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,089
and the river of clotted beef
blood that came out of it
335
00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:20,658
where I used
to race paper boats.
336
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,329
Ooh, I'm where I discovered
my first dead body!
337
00:14:27,365 --> 00:14:29,834
Aw, there's my special guy.
338
00:14:29,868 --> 00:14:31,735
This isn't messing with him.
339
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:33,637
It's weird and he's loving it.
340
00:14:33,672 --> 00:14:35,806
You guys, what can we do
to mess with him?
341
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:39,443
Well, this is basically
just a big computer game.
342
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:41,212
I can try to change the code.
343
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,680
Yes, my toad.
344
00:14:42,714 --> 00:14:44,982
"Pwn" him.
345
00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:46,417
I didn't notice
when I was younger,
346
00:14:46,451 --> 00:14:48,786
but this is a great tie.
347
00:14:48,820 --> 00:14:50,354
I wasn't trying to steal it!
348
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,759
Nice job, Snot!
349
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,127
It's so real!
350
00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,796
I-It looks like he's
actually getting hurt.
351
00:14:58,830 --> 00:14:59,930
He is.
352
00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:01,298
I thought that's what we wanted.
353
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:02,433
No!
354
00:15:02,467 --> 00:15:04,735
I-I just wanted to scare
him, not hurt him!
355
00:15:04,769 --> 00:15:07,371
Now might be a good
time to take a break.
356
00:15:16,028 --> 00:15:17,962
Snot, get rid of the zombie!
357
00:15:17,996 --> 00:15:19,088
That's impossible.
358
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,086
The code's merged
with the simulation.
359
00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,733
I can't delete it.
360
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:33,077
Okay, kids, that's enough!
361
00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:34,311
Turn it off!
362
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:37,448
What the hell?
363
00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,050
How did it get so big?
364
00:15:39,084 --> 00:15:41,986
I used the Klara Hitler
code from our game.
365
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,120
We made her bigger
366
00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:45,022
so it would be easier
to hit her belly.
367
00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,957
But we never won that game!
368
00:15:46,992 --> 00:15:49,393
Wow, we've had
a lot of backfires,
369
00:15:49,428 --> 00:15:51,162
but this is the most recent.
370
00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,497
He's getting larger!
371
00:15:53,532 --> 00:15:54,966
And more confident.
372
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,768
He's not even walking
like a zombie anymore.
373
00:15:57,803 --> 00:15:59,637
He's skipping!
374
00:16:03,575 --> 00:16:05,409
I've gotta go save my dad.
375
00:16:05,444 --> 00:16:08,112
I've gotta go in there.
376
00:16:12,818 --> 00:16:15,252
Thank you, Toshi,
but I must go alone.
377
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:21,692
All right, guys.
378
00:16:21,727 --> 00:16:23,494
Armor me and supply me
with weapons.
379
00:16:31,703 --> 00:16:34,071
And can I get some snacks
between me and the target?
380
00:16:36,008 --> 00:16:38,442
Oh, my God, these dots
are delicious!
381
00:16:38,477 --> 00:16:39,810
Who knew?
382
00:16:42,848 --> 00:16:44,815
Oh, greetings, royal subject.
383
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:47,184
Be a good vassal
and fetch your queen
384
00:16:47,219 --> 00:16:49,186
a Choco Taco most frozen.
385
00:16:49,221 --> 00:16:50,788
I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
386
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,757
Kind of got my hands
full right now.
387
00:16:53,892 --> 00:16:55,393
Recognize this little guy?
388
00:16:55,427 --> 00:16:58,029
It's the goat you bought
for that family in Africa.
389
00:16:58,063 --> 00:17:00,197
Wait, h-how did you get him?
390
00:17:00,232 --> 00:17:02,233
Give me that certificate,
Hayley!
391
00:17:02,267 --> 00:17:04,068
Roger, what the hell
are you doing?
392
00:17:04,102 --> 00:17:05,569
Hand over that star certificate
393
00:17:05,604 --> 00:17:07,538
or the goat gets it!
Are you crazy?
394
00:17:07,572 --> 00:17:08,673
I don't know.
395
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:11,242
I just went on a 53-hour
Dexatrim-fueled trip
396
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,777
to Senegal to kidnap a goat!
397
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:14,011
You tell me!
398
00:17:14,046 --> 00:17:15,780
Okay, fine!
Take it!
399
00:17:15,814 --> 00:17:16,847
Geez.
400
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,783
Thank you!
Ha! I win!
401
00:17:18,817 --> 00:17:20,518
Actually, I win.
402
00:17:20,552 --> 00:17:22,687
Because only someone
who truly cared
403
00:17:22,721 --> 00:17:24,722
would have gone to the
lengths that you did.
404
00:17:26,825 --> 00:17:28,359
You poor thing.
405
00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:30,227
You think this is over.
406
00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:33,297
Nice dead guy!
407
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:34,532
Good little dead guy!
408
00:17:34,566 --> 00:17:35,887
I thought you were
just a salesman
409
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,034
who had a heart attack
on a hike!
410
00:17:37,069 --> 00:17:38,035
What the hell, man?
411
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:49,146
Dad, take cover!
412
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:51,582
And it's time for you
to chill out.
413
00:17:51,617 --> 00:17:53,417
Snot, change my gun
to a freeze ray
414
00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:55,453
so my clever line makes sense.
415
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:08,432
Steve!
416
00:18:08,467 --> 00:18:09,600
Dad!
417
00:18:13,672 --> 00:18:15,806
I don't know if we'll
get out of here, son.
418
00:18:15,841 --> 00:18:17,542
He's unstoppable.
419
00:18:17,576 --> 00:18:19,710
If only he had an Achilles'
heel we could exploit.
420
00:18:19,745 --> 00:18:21,412
That's it!
421
00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:22,480
Snot, come in.
422
00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:24,115
I know you can't take out code,
423
00:18:24,149 --> 00:18:25,283
but can you add it?
424
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:26,984
Yeah, you got a plan?
425
00:18:27,019 --> 00:18:28,319
I need you to program
426
00:18:28,353 --> 00:18:30,454
the Hitler fetus
into the zombie.
427
00:18:30,489 --> 00:18:31,822
What? Why?
428
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,524
'Cause the zombie
needs a weak spot
429
00:18:33,559 --> 00:18:35,426
that we can use to defeat it.
430
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,129
But we've never been able
to kill the Hitler baby.
431
00:18:38,163 --> 00:18:41,365
Maybe we just didn't have
a good enough reason.
432
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,867
Oh, I get it.
433
00:18:42,901 --> 00:18:45,136
'Cause now it's your family.
434
00:18:50,309 --> 00:18:53,177
Steve, I just pressed "enter."
435
00:18:53,212 --> 00:18:54,545
Did it work?
436
00:18:55,848 --> 00:18:57,081
You did it!
437
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,386
Dad!
438
00:19:02,421 --> 00:19:03,855
The fetus' weakness
439
00:19:03,889 --> 00:19:05,857
is the soft spot on his head!
440
00:19:05,891 --> 00:19:08,559
You need a direct hit!
With what?
441
00:19:08,594 --> 00:19:11,195
You said you were champion
of rock fights.
442
00:19:11,230 --> 00:19:12,697
Time to prove it!
443
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:18,402
Auf Wiedersehen,
you undead son of a bitch!
444
00:19:30,749 --> 00:19:33,351
I'm the champion!
445
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:35,319
Uh, Dad?
446
00:19:39,024 --> 00:19:41,058
Nice rock throwin', Pop!
447
00:19:41,093 --> 00:19:43,060
Nice...
video game...
448
00:19:43,095 --> 00:19:44,328
stuff, son!
449
00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,564
You know, I was wrong.
450
00:19:46,598 --> 00:19:49,200
I thought you boys
weren't prepared for the future.
451
00:19:49,234 --> 00:19:51,502
But now I realize your future
452
00:19:51,537 --> 00:19:53,171
is gonna be filled
with that crap, so...
453
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:54,338
keep it up.
454
00:19:54,373 --> 00:19:56,274
You guys'll be just fine.
455
00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:57,442
Thanks, Dad.
456
00:19:57,476 --> 00:19:58,743
And maybe you can teach me
457
00:19:58,777 --> 00:20:00,111
how to throw a rock sometime.
458
00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:02,146
It's too late for that, friend.
459
00:20:05,584 --> 00:20:07,251
Oh, I didn't know other people
460
00:20:07,286 --> 00:20:08,886
used this thing on the weekends.
461
00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:10,421
You guys can stay,
462
00:20:10,456 --> 00:20:12,457
but it's gonna get really weird.
463
00:20:14,259 --> 00:20:15,693
Darling, hold off.
464
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:18,396
They don't know if
they're staying yet.
465
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:22,800
So then Dad nails
the Hitler fetus
466
00:20:22,835 --> 00:20:25,336
right in the head and the
whole thing explodes!
467
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:26,504
Wow!
468
00:20:26,538 --> 00:20:28,072
Klaus, that makes your story
469
00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,707
about thinking someone
might've come to the door
470
00:20:29,741 --> 00:20:31,809
around 3:30
really boring.
471
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:33,244
Maybe I told it wrong.
472
00:20:33,278 --> 00:20:34,579
It was crazy!
473
00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,681
Mom, dinner is
delicious tonight.
474
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:37,949
Oh, Roger made it.
475
00:20:37,983 --> 00:20:39,150
Is it lamb?
476
00:20:39,184 --> 00:20:41,552
Similar to lamb.
477
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:45,156
Oh... my... God!
478
00:20:45,190 --> 00:20:48,737
American Dad!
remembers Mutumbo the goat.
479
00:20:48,857 --> 00:20:54,897
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