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♪ Good morning, USA!
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♪ I got a feeling that it's
gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
web dl sync snarry
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The TV is mine, boys.
Downton Abbey is on
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and I intend to see if
Lord Grantham will be able
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to modernize his accounting practices.
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Dad, just hold on, we're
on the last level of the game.
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What is this game?
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You're just throwing stuff
at old-timey ladies.
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You go back in time and
have to find Hitler's mom
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when she was pregnant with him
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and somehow induce a miscarriage.
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It's called Nazi Natal Nightmare.
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Keep tossing!
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She's heading for the hospital
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to give birth, but it's not too late!
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We need to aim for the soft spot
on baby Hitler's head.
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One direct hit there,
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and we can still prevent the Holocaust.
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You killed my grandparents, you bastard!
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I'm tired of you kids always being indoors
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and playing video games.
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Play outside for a change.
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But we already completed, Outside.
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And Outside II:
Without a Sweater.
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Have you kids ever spent a day outside
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just throwing actual rocks
with your actual arms?
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Nah.
No, no.
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No. I've heard of rocks.
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No. No. No.
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Have any of you ever held
an actual nudie magazine
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that your friend, Mark,
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pulled out of the Dumpster at church?
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Oh, no, haven't done that, no.
No.
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And I bet you've never felt the rush
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of stumbling across a dead body
while roaming through the woods.
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No, Papa.
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Well, I have.
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And all that real-life living
made me the man I am today.
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I didn't need video games.
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I invented my own games, like rock fight.
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Not sure you invented rock fights.
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I did invent it!
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And I was the champion.
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I defeated the guy who taught me.
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Dad, we make our own games, too.
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That game you so rudely shut off,
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that was an existing
Franco-Prussian war game
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we jzushed up with code we wrote ourselves.
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Steve, the words you just
strung together devastate me.
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Go outside and play now!
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Oh, for God's sake.
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Dad, we were FaceTiming with each other.
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You really have to do
something about your dad.
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Who said that?
Identify yourself.
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Stan, what's going on?
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These kids are wasting their childhoods
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on their video games and phones.
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So this weekend,
I'm taking them to the woods
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so they can have the kind
of adventures I had as a kid.
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Absolutely not.
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Steve can't handle the woods.
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He wears Velcro laces, Stan.
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Velcro, like an infant.
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But, Mom... I mean Francine!
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Forget it, Stan.
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You will not take our boy into the woods
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or you're grounded!
I mean, cut off from sex.
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Promise me you won't take him, Stan.
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All right, I promise, Francine.
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Will Stan keep his promise?
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Will Steve and the boys
get their phones fixed?
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Will they...?
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Get in the house, Randy!
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Have you ever looked up at the night sky
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and thought, "I'd like to get in on that"?
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At the International Star Registry,
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you can actually purchase your own star.
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I bought one for my wife
on our anniversary.
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I bought one for myself
when I got passed over at work.
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I haven't bought one yet,
but I'm real close.
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Ha! What a bunch of suckers.
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That's as stupid as buying a goat
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for a poor family in Africa.
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Roger, you know every year
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I buy a goat for a poor family in Africa.
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Oh, right, you're the sucker
that actually cares about stuff.
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And by the way, you're wasting your money
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sending a goat over there.
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You could have shipped
Jim Breuer for half the cost.
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American Dad!
Remembers Jim Breuer.
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You know what, I am sick of you pretending
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you don't care about anything
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and making fun of those of us who do.
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Sure, make another joke.
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But deep down, I know
you care about something,
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and I'm gonna find out what.
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Sounds like a great use of your time,
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but three things you might
want to deal with first:
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mustache, eyebrows...
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mustache.
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Steve's never gonna have
the type of childhood I had.
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It's sad.
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Kids today!
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When I was a lad, I never saw
the point of playing inside.
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Until I was sent
to an all-boy's boarding school.
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Then my tune changed.
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What I'd love to do is drop those kids
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in the middle of the forest,
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make them have some real
experiences, like wolves' kids do.
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Sir, these cucumber sandwiches are divine,
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but when did the CIA get a tearoom?
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At the same time that we got a yacht!
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Whoa!
What the hell?!
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Where are we?
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I'll tell you where we are.
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At the top of an active volcano!
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What was in that tea?
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A very light opiate,
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but that has nothing to do with
the visions you're seeing.
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Follow me.
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This control room is able
to calibrate force fields
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so strong that the holographic images
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projected onto them feel real to the touch.
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So it works like
the holodeck.
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The what now?
From Star Trek.
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Some of us spent the late '80s
and early '90s
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getting laid, Smith.
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In any event, I call this room
the hologram deck.
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So it can recreate any environment?
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Well, any environment stored
in our bank of human memories.
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Wait, you recorded our memories?
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Yes, remember those headphones
you got for Christmas?
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They weren't headphones.
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Those things never worked.
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Actually, they worked perfectly.
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Here's one of mine.
Have a look.
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Oh, Avery, you're as tight as the fabric
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on a reupholstered davenport.
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Not for long, I wasn't.
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This was the day I started
to like playing inside.
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Playing inside?
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Wait a minute.
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So this holodeck could simulate the woods
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I played in as a child?
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Of course it can, Smith,
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but you do know we're seconds
away from a sex scene, right?
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This one's going straight to Instagram.
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Oh, Klaus already liked it.
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Thanks, Klaus!
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No, thank you!
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Hey, Roger.
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I decided to buy
a little present for myself.
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You bought a star.
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Hilarious.
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Not just any star.
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Look closer.
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X3Q8F-3X?
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That's-that's my
home planet's sun.
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And I own the deed.
It's mine.
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I guess that makes me your leader.
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Yeah, it bothers you, doesn't it?
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Maybe I found
something you care about.
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It's a piece of paper that
means absolutely nothing.
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I don't care.
I don't care at all.
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Oh, then you won't care
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if I name the star
after something you hate.
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You could name it Jessica
Seinfeld, for all I care.
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Maybe I will.
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Oh, my God, why did I put that in her head?
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Oh, no! Her water broke.
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We're running out of time!
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Hit her with everything!
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Toshi, use your mega-hanger!
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I know he's gonna be a monster,
but I do love babies.
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Boys, I'm sorry I was a jerk the other day.
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I'd like to make it up to you.
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I'm taking you all to Gamer Town
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to buy you whatever games you want.
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I also got you guys these cheeseburgers.
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Can't buy video games on an empty stomach.
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Well, I guess today
is gonna be my cheat day.
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Thanks, Dad.
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You really came around on thi...
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Mine's not working.
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Have three more.
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Oh, man.
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Your dad must have roofied
those hamburgers.
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Where the hell are we?
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You're in the forest, but
not the actual forest,
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so technically I kept my promise
to Francine.
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My first promise.
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I can't believe my dad ditched us here.
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Guys, how long do you think
we can last out here?
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I don't know, but if we're gonna die,
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I'm not going out a virgin.
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Well, if trees count,
then I'm Wilt Chamberlain.
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Come on, you guys, don't just stand there.
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Explore the forest, have adventures.
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Turning down the temperature
ought to get them moving.
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Wow, it-it's
getting chilly.
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Does anyone know how to build a fire?
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I know a fire-making spell
from Harry Potter.
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We need to climb into someone's
abdomen for warmth.
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Everyone whose name isn't Barry, meeting.
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Wait, I got a better idea.
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Maybe we should spoon for warmth.
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I wish there was movie we could watch.
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A movie?!
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You're in the middle of the forest!
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All you're doing is lying around!
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That's it,
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this train's moving
out of the station right now!
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Toshi, you're out of sync.
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Can you please bring your breath
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into alignment with the rest of us?
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Oh, my God! A bear!
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Protect me!
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I look the most like a honey pot!
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Roger, what are you doing?
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Who are you to wake up and question me?
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You wouldn't happen to be
looking for this, would you?
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Look, I'll give you the certificate, Roger.
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You just have to admit you care about it.
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This is not the thing I'm looking for.
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Are-are you trying to
use the Force on me?
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You know that's
make-believe, right?
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So's Rocky!
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Sorry!
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I'm getting kind of scared.
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What happens if we never find our way home?
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Guys, relax.
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My dad can be a jerk,
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but he's not gonna let us die
out in the forest.
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He's just trying to teach us a lesson.
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I'm hungry.
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Are you sure you're not just tired?
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I don't know!
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All my feelings feel like hungry!
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Well, let's try to find
something that we can eat.
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Well, my plan seems to be working.
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Now if I push off just right,
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it should carry me all the way
to the hot cocoa machine.
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I'm Sandra Bullock!
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Guys! Come quick!
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Look what I just knocked open.
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Oh, my God!
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Somebody killed a robot and
buried it in the forest!
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No, Barry.
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I-It's obviously
a control panel.
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I need you to respect my ideas.
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Look!
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Integrity breach.
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Panel exposed.
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Damn.
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00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,529
Better close that panel
before the boys see it.
263
00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:43,231
Dad.
264
00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:46,001
He clearly put us in
some sort of CIA holodeck.
265
00:11:46,035 --> 00:11:47,969
I am fuming...
266
00:11:48,004 --> 00:11:49,471
and also nerding out!
267
00:11:56,579 --> 00:11:58,647
Come on, now's our chance!
268
00:12:00,516 --> 00:12:02,050
Whoa!
269
00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:07,722
Looks like the tables have turned.
270
00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:08,990
Yep.
271
00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:11,760
I'd say this is a classic
dad-puts-son-in-holodeck-
272
00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:13,428
then-finds-himself-
in-said-holodeck-
273
00:12:13,463 --> 00:12:15,330
that's-now-controlled-
by-son scenario.
274
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:26,274
Greetings, subject.
275
00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:27,609
On your feet, peasant!
276
00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,578
What... what the hell
is going on?
277
00:12:29,612 --> 00:12:32,314
Well, since I'm queen of your solar system,
278
00:12:32,348 --> 00:12:34,149
I figured I should start dressing like it.
279
00:12:34,183 --> 00:12:37,619
That's why I'm wearing a prom
dress from the Salvation Army.
280
00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,621
Okay, first of all, Hayley,
281
00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:41,623
we have a prime minister, all right?
282
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:42,757
Second, dress how you like.
283
00:12:42,792 --> 00:12:43,892
I couldn't care less.
284
00:12:43,926 --> 00:12:46,995
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a soufflé.
285
00:12:48,698 --> 00:12:52,801
This is Miss Kentucky 2007 all over again.
286
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,305
Hey, look.
287
00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:00,942
They have the recorded
memories of every CIA agent!
288
00:13:02,011 --> 00:13:03,912
Let's mess with him.
289
00:13:03,946 --> 00:13:06,281
He thinks his childhood was
so much better than ours,
290
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:07,949
let's send him back there.
291
00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,590
Wait, this is my childhood home!
292
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:16,925
What's happening?
293
00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:19,995
Oh, the boys must have gotten
into the control room.
294
00:13:20,029 --> 00:13:21,296
Stan?
295
00:13:21,330 --> 00:13:22,497
Stan, is that you?
296
00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:23,865
Daddy?
297
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,468
Hello, son.
298
00:13:26,502 --> 00:13:27,869
I love you!
299
00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:30,672
Wait, that's not how Grandpa talks.
300
00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,874
He says "I love you" with a cup check.
301
00:13:32,909 --> 00:13:34,442
I'll tell you why.
302
00:13:34,477 --> 00:13:37,846
His memories are being put
through a nostalgia filter.
303
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,849
He's seeing all of this
through rose-colored glasses.
304
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:42,751
Well, let's take this down to zero
305
00:13:42,785 --> 00:13:44,486
and see how things really were.
306
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:49,758
I remember a time when we
didn't need a nostalgia filter.
307
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,994
Oh, those were the days.
308
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,232
Get out of here, I'm busy!
309
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,500
Go play in your tree house!
310
00:13:58,534 --> 00:13:59,734
Oh.
311
00:13:59,769 --> 00:14:00,869
Okay.
312
00:14:00,903 --> 00:14:02,637
Yeah, I'll go play in my tree house.
313
00:14:02,672 --> 00:14:03,838
Tree house!
314
00:14:06,876 --> 00:14:08,510
Oh, yeah.
315
00:14:08,544 --> 00:14:09,711
I remember that.
316
00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:11,913
How is he liking this?
317
00:14:11,948 --> 00:14:14,783
The old hood.
318
00:14:14,817 --> 00:14:16,451
Thanks, boys, this is great!
319
00:14:16,485 --> 00:14:19,087
There's the factory, the slaughterhouse
320
00:14:19,121 --> 00:14:21,489
and the river of clotted beef
blood that came out of it
321
00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:23,058
where I used to race paper boats.
322
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:27,729
Ooh, I'm where I discovered
my first dead body!
323
00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,234
Aw, there's my special guy.
324
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,135
This isn't messing with him.
325
00:14:34,170 --> 00:14:36,037
It's weird and he's loving it.
326
00:14:36,072 --> 00:14:38,206
You guys, what can we do to mess with him?
327
00:14:38,241 --> 00:14:41,843
Well, this is basically
just a big computer game.
328
00:14:41,877 --> 00:14:43,612
I can try to change the code.
329
00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,080
Yes, my toad.
330
00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:47,382
"Pwn" him.
331
00:14:47,416 --> 00:14:51,186
I didn't notice when I was
younger, but this is a great tie.
332
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:52,754
I wasn't trying to steal it!
333
00:14:56,926 --> 00:14:58,159
Nice job, Snot!
334
00:14:58,194 --> 00:14:59,527
It's so real!
335
00:14:59,562 --> 00:15:01,196
I-It looks like he's
actually getting hurt.
336
00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:02,330
He is.
337
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:03,698
I thought that's what we wanted.
338
00:15:03,733 --> 00:15:04,833
No!
339
00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,135
I-I just wanted to scare
him, not hurt him!
340
00:15:07,169 --> 00:15:09,771
Now might be a good time to take a break.
341
00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:21,162
Snot, get rid of the zombie!
342
00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:22,288
That's impossible.
343
00:15:22,408 --> 00:15:24,286
The code's merged with the simulation.
344
00:15:24,521 --> 00:15:25,933
I can't delete it.
345
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:36,277
Okay, kids, that's enough!
346
00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:37,511
Turn it off!
347
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,648
What the hell?
348
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,250
How did it get so big?
349
00:15:42,284 --> 00:15:45,186
I used the Klara Hitler code from our game.
350
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:48,222
We made her bigger so it would
be easier to hit her belly.
351
00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:50,157
But we never won that game!
352
00:15:50,192 --> 00:15:52,593
Wow, we've had a lot of backfires,
353
00:15:52,628 --> 00:15:54,362
but this is the most recent.
354
00:15:54,396 --> 00:15:56,697
He's getting larger!
355
00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:58,166
And more confident.
356
00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,968
He's not even walking
like a zombie anymore.
357
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,837
He's skipping!
358
00:16:06,775 --> 00:16:08,609
I've gotta go save my dad.
359
00:16:08,644 --> 00:16:11,312
I've gotta go in there.
360
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:18,452
Thank you, Toshi, but I must go alone.
361
00:16:23,592 --> 00:16:24,892
All right, guys.
362
00:16:24,927 --> 00:16:26,694
Armor me and supply me with weapons.
363
00:16:34,903 --> 00:16:37,271
And can I get some snacks
between me and the target?
364
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:41,642
Oh, my God, these dots are delicious!
365
00:16:41,677 --> 00:16:43,010
Who knew?
366
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,015
Oh, greetings, royal subject.
367
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:50,384
Be a good vassal and fetch your queen
368
00:16:50,419 --> 00:16:52,386
a Choco Taco most frozen.
369
00:16:52,421 --> 00:16:53,988
I'm sorry, Your Majesty.
370
00:16:54,022 --> 00:16:55,957
Kind of got my hands full right now.
371
00:16:57,092 --> 00:16:58,593
Recognize this little guy?
372
00:16:58,627 --> 00:17:01,229
It's the goat you bought
for that family in Africa.
373
00:17:01,263 --> 00:17:03,397
Wait, h-how did you get him?
374
00:17:03,432 --> 00:17:05,433
Give me that certificate, Hayley!
375
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:07,268
Roger, what the hell are you doing?
376
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:08,769
Hand over that star certificate
377
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,738
or the goat gets it!
Are you crazy?
378
00:17:10,772 --> 00:17:11,873
I don't know.
379
00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:14,442
I just went on a 53-hour
Dexatrim-fueled trip
380
00:17:14,476 --> 00:17:15,977
to Senegal to kidnap a goat!
381
00:17:16,011 --> 00:17:17,211
You tell me!
382
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,980
Okay, fine!
Take it!
383
00:17:19,014 --> 00:17:20,047
Geez.
384
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:21,983
Thank you!
Ha! I win!
385
00:17:22,017 --> 00:17:23,718
Actually, I win.
386
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,887
Because only someone who truly cared
387
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,922
would have gone to the
lengths that you did.
388
00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:31,559
You poor thing.
389
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,427
You think this is over.
390
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,497
Nice dead guy!
391
00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:37,732
Good little dead guy!
392
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:39,087
I thought you were just a salesman
393
00:17:39,101 --> 00:17:40,234
who had a heart attack on a hike!
394
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:41,235
What the hell, man?
395
00:17:50,479 --> 00:17:52,346
Dad, take cover!
396
00:17:52,381 --> 00:17:54,782
And it's time for you to chill out.
397
00:17:54,817 --> 00:17:56,617
Snot, change my gun to a freeze ray
398
00:17:56,652 --> 00:17:58,653
so my clever line makes sense.
399
00:18:09,465 --> 00:18:11,632
Steve!
400
00:18:11,667 --> 00:18:12,800
Dad!
401
00:18:16,872 --> 00:18:19,006
I don't know if we'll get out of here, son.
402
00:18:19,041 --> 00:18:20,742
He's unstoppable.
403
00:18:20,776 --> 00:18:22,910
If only he had an Achilles'
heel we could exploit.
404
00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:24,612
That's it!
405
00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,680
Snot, come in.
406
00:18:25,714 --> 00:18:28,483
I know you can't take out
code, but can you add it?
407
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,184
Yeah, you got a plan?
408
00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:33,654
I need you to program the
Hitler fetus into the zombie.
409
00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,022
What? Why?
410
00:18:35,057 --> 00:18:36,724
'Cause the zombie needs a weak spot
411
00:18:36,759 --> 00:18:38,626
that we can use to defeat it.
412
00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:41,329
But we've never been able
to kill the Hitler baby.
413
00:18:41,363 --> 00:18:44,565
Maybe we just didn't have
a good enough reason.
414
00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,067
Oh, I get it.
415
00:18:46,101 --> 00:18:48,336
'Cause now it's your family.
416
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:56,377
Steve, I just pressed "enter."
417
00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:57,745
Did it work?
418
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:00,281
You did it!
419
00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,586
Dad!
420
00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:09,057
The fetus' weakness is the
soft spot on his head!
421
00:19:09,091 --> 00:19:11,759
You need a direct hit!
With what?
422
00:19:11,794 --> 00:19:14,395
You said you were champion of rock fights.
423
00:19:14,430 --> 00:19:15,897
Time to prove it!
424
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:21,602
Auf Wiedersehen, you undead son of a bitch!
425
00:19:33,949 --> 00:19:36,551
I'm the champion!
426
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,519
Dad?
427
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,258
Nice rock throwin', Pop!
428
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,260
Nice...
video game...
429
00:19:46,295 --> 00:19:47,528
stuff, son!
430
00:19:47,563 --> 00:19:49,764
You know, I was wrong.
431
00:19:49,798 --> 00:19:52,400
I thought you boys
weren't prepared for the future.
432
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:54,702
But now I realize your future
433
00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:56,371
is gonna be filled with that crap, so...
434
00:19:56,405 --> 00:19:57,538
keep it up.
435
00:19:57,573 --> 00:19:59,474
You guys'll be just fine.
436
00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,642
Thanks, Dad.
437
00:20:00,676 --> 00:20:03,311
And maybe you can teach me how
to throw a rock sometime.
438
00:20:03,345 --> 00:20:05,346
It's too late for that, friend.
439
00:20:08,784 --> 00:20:10,451
Oh, I didn't know other people
440
00:20:10,486 --> 00:20:12,086
used this thing on the weekends.
441
00:20:12,121 --> 00:20:15,657
You guys can stay, but it's
gonna get really weird.
442
00:20:17,459 --> 00:20:18,893
Darling, hold off.
443
00:20:18,927 --> 00:20:21,596
They don't know if they're staying yet.
444
00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:26,000
So then Dad nails the Hitler fetus
445
00:20:26,035 --> 00:20:28,536
right in the head and the
whole thing explodes!
446
00:20:28,570 --> 00:20:29,704
Wow!
447
00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:31,272
Klaus, that makes your story
448
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,907
about thinking someone
might've come to the door
449
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,009
around 3:30
really boring.
450
00:20:35,044 --> 00:20:36,444
Maybe I told it wrong.
451
00:20:36,478 --> 00:20:37,779
It was crazy!
452
00:20:37,813 --> 00:20:39,881
Mom, dinner is delicious tonight.
453
00:20:39,915 --> 00:20:41,149
Oh, Roger made it.
454
00:20:41,183 --> 00:20:42,350
Is it lamb?
455
00:20:42,384 --> 00:20:44,752
Similar to lamb.
456
00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:48,356
Oh... my... God!
457
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,937
American Dad!
Remembers Mutumbo the goat.
458
00:20:52,057 --> 00:21:00,057
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