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We're all adults.
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What's the harm?
We can do this with dignity,
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self-restraint, and dare I say...
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- honour.
- The game is True American.
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One, two, three, four...
JFK!
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FDR!
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King of the castle, baby!
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Grover Cleveland round!
Non-consecutive shots!
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Sorry.
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Welcome to Ellis Island, folks.
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- You're a Bill,
- Ah!
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You're a George,
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- you're a Bill.
- Ah.
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You're Greek. Get out of here!
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What? Why am I Greek?
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You're a Greek.
Get out of here!
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- Get out of here.
- And you...
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- (moans)
- He's got the plague! Scatter!
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Hello!
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(all shouting)
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Taft just sat on you!
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My name is Eli Whitney,
and I created the cotton gin.
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Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin!
Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin! Gin!
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- Gin! Gin! Gin!
- (Gags)
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(snoring)
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Oh, God.
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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Synced and corrected by backinblack
www.addic7ed.com
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- (groans) Son of a...
- (Moans)
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(slurred):
Jessica, did we die?
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No. Alive.
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Shh...
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Turkey bacon.
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- Mm.
- That's nice.
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- (slurred): That's ni, Nick.
- That's ni.
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- Get sleep.
- (Moans)
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- (speaking incoherently)
- Yeah.
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(smacking lips) Help me up.
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I'm trying.
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You're...
(mumbling)
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You drink some water.
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Aw, son of a bitch,
the water fell on the ground.
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(groans)
Here. Here you go.
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Drink the water. That's good.
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(sucking)
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(phone ringing) Oh, no.
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- No.
- Oh, make it stop.
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- Jessica, make it stop.
- No!
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(groans)
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Oh.
(moans)
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Hello.
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Jess, where are you?
It's Jacob's first birthday.
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You're his godmother, I need you here.
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Sir, hi. Who are you?
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This is a private residence.
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I'll be right there.
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(groans, exhales)
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(hoarsely):
Hey, Nick. It's me, Jess.
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I have really bad news.
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We have to go to
a one-year-old's birthday party.
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I'm not interested
in that birthday party.
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Thank you for the invitation.
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Good night.
(groans)
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(groans) I'm so hungover.
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- Why today?
- What?
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You think it went bad?
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We're your new neighbors.
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Um, I think y-your bagel
fell out of your mouth.
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I'm Jewish.
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Why didn't you guys tell me I was
still wearing ladies' sunglasses?
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I look like Magic Johnson's son, EJ.
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Hey, you guys, I got a problem.
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You know that guy that I'm dating?
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Buster, your child bride?
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He's 20, okay?
Not that it matters.
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- Is he smooth all over?
- Does he take baths in the sink?
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I sent him a bunch
of drunk texts last night.
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- What?
- Mmm.
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(sighs) Oh, dear Lord.
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- I know.
- "I miss the way that your hands smell"?
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Did you write an entire
Jewel song in here?
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Is it from Pieces of You?
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You want to buy a rabbit with him?
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This isn't a text message,
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it's a freaking Russian novel.
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Okay, well, you know what, what do I do?
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Text him one of the little yellow men.
The-the emoticons.
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You know, with the...
with the fa... with the faces.
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I hate all of you.
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Okay, so we really
tanked it with those babes.
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Look, we need to orchestrate
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a situation which allows us
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to put our best foot forward.
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- That's easy. We help 'em move.
- Winston,
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Winston... shh.
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Why? It makes perfect sense.
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Helping a girl move makes you come off
as a doormat, you know what I mean?
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Honey, honey, honey, just...
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listen to Coach.
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Baby, look,
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let us handle this,
okay? You go help Cece
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with the text messages.
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- You know, maybe I will.
- Okay.
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But only because I really do
enjoy helping people.
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You're gonna be great, buddy.
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You're gonna do good things, man.
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You think we were too harsh on him?
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He makes you. He does.
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Don't blame yourself.
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(groans)
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How the hell did this happen?
(Jess groans)
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I found some things and I put them on.
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- (groans) Throw this on.
- Mm.
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- Okay. That'll do it.
- Cover up the tops.
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You look great.
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- (crying)
- No.
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- I couldn't have done it without you.
- No, you're...
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you're getting emotional. You do
this when you're hungover,
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but I'm gonna need you to stay focused
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so we can get to that party.
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- Yeah. We just need the gift.
- Yeah.
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I got the gift.
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All right.
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Why is it in the box?
It's supposed to be out
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of the box, assembled.
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I said I would put it together
before the party,
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and it's before the party.
So what's the problem?
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Just give me
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five minutes.
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(pieces clatter)
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Ten minutes, tops.
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But I got this thing.
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This is it.
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Christmas morning.
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Our little guy waiting by the fireplace,
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but there's no gift.
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'Cause Daddy's in the other room
putting it together.
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Did you say "our" kid?
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Yeah, sometimes I think about
what our kid would be like.
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(sniffles) Don't you?
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Yeah.
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You don't think about the future?
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Can we not talk about this
right now? Six hours ago,
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I was lapping cognac out
of Winston's hands.
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Drink it up, Checkers.
Forget what you saw.
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Never talk about anything serious
when you're hungover, Jess.
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I don't even really think
about it that much.
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I just think about, you know,
passing things. Just...
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Nothing specific.
We live in a house by a lake.
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- That sounds pretty specific.
- We live in a town
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with a sense of history
but not so much history
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that the locals are suspicious
of new people.
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Two small children
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who are so incredibly creative
they named themselves.
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We don't need to discipline the
kids 'cause they're so afraid
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of disappointing us.
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Our house smells like cider.
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And if there's a horse out back,
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you're not gonna get any guff from me.
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Anyway, that's where I'm at.
(scoffs)
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What are you...
what are you thinking?
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What, um...
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Where do you picture us?
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Where do you...
Nick.
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Nick.
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Mmm, mmm. Oh, God.
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I still feel like crap.
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Guys, will you, um,
look at this follow-up text
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that I'm sending to Buster?
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- It's for the little boy?
- Try to be helpful, okay?
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- What are we looking at here?
- Are those nursing cats?
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Winston said it was funny.
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- It's not. It's incoherent.
- No.
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It's borderline pornographic.
(sighs)
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Wait, those are not cats.
That's a human man!
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What is he suck...
What is he sucking on?
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- What Web sites are you going to?
- What are you guys doing out here?
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Obviously we're creating
an accidental bump-in
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with our hot new neighbors.
Elevator's on the move.
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You got to go. You're too hot.
You'll confuse them.
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(groans)
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(elevator dings)
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Yes, well, of course.
It's my garden party,
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and Zachary Quinto is not on the list.
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Um, you sure
you can handle that, Winston?
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- I'm fine. I'm fine.
- Ooh. Are you sure?
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Winston: I'm fine. I'm fine.
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To the right a little bit.
Up right.
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- Son of a bitch.
- Okay. Thank you so much.
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We'll get you some nice cold
lemonade after this, okay?
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Ooh, be careful.
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Oh! Good Lord.
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You know what, we don't have
to talk about the future.
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- Let's just put this toy together.
- I want to talk about the future.
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- Okay. Great. All right.
- I would love to talk about it. Yes, great.
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I always thought it would be
cool to be a long-haul trucker.
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You want to be a long-haul
trucker with a family?
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No, the family would be
in Montana. Or-or Mars Landing,
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you know, if the government
finally steps up.
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Where is Mars Landing?
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Where is Mars Landing?
It's on M... It's on Mars.
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It's the American capital of Mars.
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And if you don't think
there's gonna be space travel
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in the next 20 years,
then you've got your head
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buried in sand, girlie.
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It's already basically happening.
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I always thought
I'd move back to Portland.
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Oh. Portland, Earth?
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It's like friendly San Francisco.
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Slow food, fast bicycles,
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great schools...
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Education is very important to me.
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That makes me happy.
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It's something we agree on.
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- I really want my kids to beg for it.
- What?
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'Cause if you force a kid into
school, he's gonna hate it.
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Oh, no.
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If you make a kid work
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and sit in the yard and grind and grind
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- and grind...
- What?
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Eventually, that little kid
is gonna beg for education.
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Then you hand it to them
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- like the gift that it should be.
- No!
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That's why public school's a joke.
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I'm so hungover
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and my body's shutting down
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and nothing you're saying
makes any sense.
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There is something serious
I have to tell you
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about the future.
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The name of my firstborn child
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has to be Reginald VelJohnson.
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I lost a bet to Schmidt.
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Reginald VelJohnson?
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That is non-negotiable.
Unfortunately.
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The dad from Family Matters?
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Well, the actor who plays the dad.
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The dad is Carl Winslow.
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What was the bet on?
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I said I could flip a big pancake...
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(laughing):
...and I couldn't.
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(muffled):
How is this going to work?!
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The only upside is
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the original name was gonna be Ass Baby,
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and I kind of talked my way
out of that one.
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All of the guys in this building
are so sweet.
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- It's no problem, yeah.
- Couldn't be easier, really.
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Just a p...
piece of cake.
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Coach: We love it.
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You know, it was my idea to help move.
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The only reason we're doing this
is because you forced us to.
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If we don't help now, we'll look bad.
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Yeah, now they're gonna think of us
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as "nice" and "helpful."
Nightmare.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Coach: Oh, cool!
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Uh... your brother?
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Actually, it's my boyfriend.
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Yet he's not here to help you move.
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- He's out of the country.
- Oh!
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Afghanistan.
Second tour.
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- Ah...
- Oh...
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Please thank him for,
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- uh, for his service.
- Yeah.
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Are you and your boyfriend
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and Michelle and her boyfriend
gonna go on a, like,
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double date kind of thing
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whenever he gets back from Afghanistan?
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She doesn't have a boyfriend.
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She's not really the relationship type.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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I'm just having fun right now.
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I feel you. No, I feel you.
(laughs)
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Girl, I want to feel you...
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And then there was one.
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May the best man win.
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- I am also involved in this.
- Winston, get out of here.
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What is your problem?
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And then there were three guys...
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Jess: Here's what I'm saying:
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Reginald is way too shy
to beg for an education.
283
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He's very sensitive,
and when he's out on the horse,
284
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all he's doing is staring at leaves
285
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and writing poems about them.
286
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Why do I have a horse?
You know how many
287
00:10:12,564 --> 00:10:14,398
people are killed on a horse every year?
288
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Hey! You're not listening
to what I'm saying.
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What I'm saying is,
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00:10:17,936 --> 00:10:21,438
I'm not gonna take Reginald
out on the damn lake
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when you're out on your space truck...
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- We're not living by the lake.
- (Exasperated sigh)
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Why would I spend my hard-earned
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truck driver money on an Earth house?
295
00:10:29,247 --> 00:10:31,015
- You make up so much science fiction...
- Science...
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...but you know
nothing about science.
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- Do you know what science is?
- Okay, science is more of a belief
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- than anything else.
- No. Do you know what science is?
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- Yes. What you believe in.
- Have you ever taken a science class?
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00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:40,057
I've taught two at a community college.
301
00:10:40,091 --> 00:10:42,459
When did you teach science
at a community college?
302
00:10:42,494 --> 00:10:44,728
I made that up. I didn't think
you were gonna fact-check me.
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My kids are not gonna
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beg for an education, okay?
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They're gonna be forced to go to school
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just like everybody else
307
00:10:50,602 --> 00:10:52,202
and they're gonna hate it!
308
00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:54,638
Can I actually be very real
with you for a second?
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00:10:54,673 --> 00:10:56,307
- Yes.
- Here's what I really believe:
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You can create a plan for your life,
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00:10:59,411 --> 00:11:01,945
and then crazy things get thrown at you,
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00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:04,848
and that, by the way,
is the closest thing
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00:11:04,883 --> 00:11:06,650
that I have to a plan.
314
00:11:06,685 --> 00:11:08,585
So maybe it's crazy to talk about being
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an intergalactic truck driver.
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00:11:10,488 --> 00:11:11,689
But what I think is crazier
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is trying to plan
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00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:14,959
every single detail of our future.
319
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I think it's crazy not to.
I just can't
320
00:11:17,195 --> 00:11:19,163
- live that way.
- I guess we just disagree.
321
00:11:19,197 --> 00:11:21,565
Well, we never agree
on anything, ever, Nick.
322
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,733
Why are we doing this
right now, Jess? We're hungover.
323
00:11:23,885 --> 00:11:26,437
Just because I want to know
we're going in the same direction,
324
00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:27,938
- that we're on the same page.
- Yes, we are.
325
00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:30,307
Well, we live on different planets!
326
00:11:30,342 --> 00:11:32,209
Oh... You're talking
about the fake future!
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00:11:35,213 --> 00:11:36,547
I just...
328
00:11:37,649 --> 00:11:39,450
I guess we want different things.
329
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Clearly, we do.
330
00:11:40,652 --> 00:11:41,652
- Clearly, we do.
- All right,
331
00:11:41,686 --> 00:11:42,653
so what are you saying?
332
00:11:42,687 --> 00:11:43,687
Should we just break up?
333
00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,080
(both laughing)
334
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:58,917
Yeah, right.
Like we're just
335
00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:00,385
- gonna break up!
- Just break up!
336
00:12:00,419 --> 00:12:01,586
Over what?
337
00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,154
You don't like lakes,
338
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,322
I don't like space.
That's okay!
339
00:12:04,356 --> 00:12:05,957
This is not why people break up!
340
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,959
I break up with thee, sir!
341
00:12:07,993 --> 00:12:09,194
(bad Australian accent):
I break up...
342
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,361
I don't do voices.
343
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,197
- I think I'm still drunk.
- (Laughs)
344
00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:13,364
Let's just get to the party.
345
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,599
- Build this toy and go.
- Yeah.
346
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:15,834
Let's do it.
We are
347
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,135
an unstoppable toy-building team!
348
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,736
Yes, we are.
349
00:12:18,771 --> 00:12:20,371
Yeah.
350
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,673
All right, well, first hurdle:
351
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,141
The instructions
are written upside-down.
352
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,643
Ah, it's a false alarm.
353
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,145
Okay, hit me.
What do you got?
354
00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:28,880
Okay, take the thing
355
00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,715
- that looks like a meth lab
- This thing?
356
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,150
...and put it in the thing
357
00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:33,384
that looks like a pipe bomb.
358
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,320
- Oh, hey!
- Hey!
359
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,322
Now we're cooking with gas.
360
00:12:37,356 --> 00:12:38,990
- We're a good team.
- I agree.
361
00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:39,991
You know what, Jess...
and if you want to move
362
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:41,259
to Portland in the future,
363
00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,594
then we're gonna move to Portland.
364
00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,062
You know, we'll live by the lake.
365
00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:45,397
I'll learn to fish,
366
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,498
and me and Reginald will start
367
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:48,433
a newsletter, you know...
368
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:49,901
"Lake Father, Lake Son."
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00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,169
And you know what?
370
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:52,570
If you want to be
a long-haul trucker,
371
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,439
I can deal with that
for six months, tops.
372
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,207
- Yes!
- Um, this piece is a little sticky,
373
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,009
- but I think I can just jam it.
- Ah!
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00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,778
- What did you just do, Jess?
- Oh. Well, I put
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00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,579
the swastika in the guillotine.
376
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,581
How is this a children's toy?
377
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,950
Why is it so brittle?
378
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,352
What is that?
379
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,220
I'm not sure what I've been doing.
380
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,889
(sighs) Hey, Michelle.
381
00:13:10,923 --> 00:13:12,123
Hey.
382
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:14,192
You guys are lifesavers.
383
00:13:14,226 --> 00:13:15,427
You have beautiful taste, by the way.
384
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,694
Really. Is this early Californian?
385
00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,430
You know, this color, actually,
386
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,898
it symbolizes a woman's fertility.
387
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:22,267
Huh. I was pregnant once.
388
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,902
Cool.
389
00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:25,203
- What-what do you know?
- Yeah.
390
00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,271
- Thank you, guys.
- No, thank you.
391
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:27,872
- So much.
- You bet.
392
00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,141
- All right. Talk to you la...
- You see her blink at me?
393
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,142
Wait, you think that was a sex blink?
394
00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,377
That wasn't a sex blink.
395
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:33,712
That was definitely a sex blink, dude.
396
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,647
You would not know a sex blink
if it blinked you in the sex.
397
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,382
- What?
- It's over already, man.
398
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,883
You don't have a shot.
399
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,553
'Cause the chicks you pull are gremlins.
400
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:43,121
You did not just talk about my chicks.
401
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,622
My chicks look great.
402
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,524
Just like me.
403
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,226
I'm saying my chicks
404
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,095
literally look just like me.
All of 'em.
405
00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,329
In varying color,
406
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,597
but they look like me.
407
00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:53,865
That is super awkward,
408
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,400
and I don't feel like you know what
409
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,402
- you're saying right now.
- Whoops!
410
00:13:57,436 --> 00:13:58,903
Oh...
Coach!
411
00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:00,138
Oh, man, I can't believe
412
00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:01,473
you just did that to her vase.
413
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,175
Whoa! Dude!
414
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,443
I will knock you out where you stand,
415
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:06,644
and you...
in the ground.
416
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,146
I will pound you from the side!
417
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,848
I will pound you from the back!
That sounded weird.
418
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,483
Once again, Schmidt has found himself
419
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,585
in a position where he is infuriated!
420
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,986
I will fight your face!
421
00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,821
I will freak out so hard
422
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,423
on you right now, you don't
even know, on your face.
423
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:19,624
Winston: What are you two...
424
00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,359
Oh, my goodness. Guys!
425
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,795
Her study-abroad mirror?
426
00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:25,263
Her dream vase?
427
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,698
Come on, guys.
428
00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,333
(huffs)
429
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:30,268
Have some self-respect.
430
00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:32,037
We're...
431
00:14:32,071 --> 00:14:33,505
Nick: Hey, Jess?
432
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,173
I don't think that belongs there.
433
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,008
That's why it doesn't fit in.
434
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,844
Well, I don't think this
water bottle goes here, either.
435
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,312
But you put it there.
436
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,947
Well, why did we take
the toy out of the box?
437
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,549
We could have just given
the box to the kid.
438
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,551
What does he know?
He's one.
439
00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,206
He eats pennies.
And he poos in his pants.
440
00:14:48,306 --> 00:14:50,552
Because not putting
the toy together is lazy.
441
00:14:50,587 --> 00:14:53,024
- So, if we can't put the toy together...
- I-I know, but it's not gonna fit.
442
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,053
You can't just keep
pushing it because it...
443
00:14:54,223 --> 00:14:55,488
Oh, God.
444
00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:58,129
- Okay, where's the tape?
- Oh, we used all the tape.
445
00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,665
- Oh, you used all the tape.
- Yeah, to fix the things that you broke.
446
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,034
- You used a lot of duct tape.
- Actually you broke a lot of pieces.
447
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,402
(laughs)
448
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,237
All right, give it to me.
I'm gonna use a lighter.
449
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:08,840
And I'm gonna melt the plastic.
I'm gonna weld it together.
450
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,241
What? You don't think
that's a good idea?
451
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,711
No, you should, I think
you should try it.
452
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,913
I also like doing Zippo tricks.
453
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,530
- Ow! Aah, I burned my finger!
- What happened?! Are you okay?
454
00:15:21,565 --> 00:15:23,488
Yeah, it's fine.
My skin's a little bubbly.
455
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,156
Well, I knew that was a bad idea.
456
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,157
Then why didn't you say anything?
457
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,492
Why didn't you put the toy together
458
00:15:27,526 --> 00:15:29,828
when I gave it to you two weeks ago?
459
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,396
Because I'm not Santa Claus!
460
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,231
I don't just put toys together
461
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,200
two weeks in advance!
And also,
462
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:38,003
it's none of my business what
they want to do with the toy.
463
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,371
Maybe they want to return it.
464
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:40,505
Maybe they want to put it
465
00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:41,773
together as a family.
466
00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:44,442
That is not my business.
467
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,144
What do you want from me, Jess?
468
00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,013
I just want you to take
a little more responsibility.
469
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,347
Just a little bit more.
470
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,182
And I want you to have
a little faith in me!
471
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,518
I've gotten this far in my life.
472
00:15:53,552 --> 00:15:55,053
And I'm doing just fine.
473
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,256
I mean, for the most part.
474
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,557
There's definitely a few
blunders here and there
475
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,359
that we could look past.
476
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,460
Whatever...
477
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,229
The blanket's on fire!
478
00:16:04,263 --> 00:16:06,131
I can see that, Jess.
Go get a bucket.
479
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,232
Where is it? In the kitchen?
480
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,233
No, that's for meat.
481
00:16:08,267 --> 00:16:09,367
We need a different bucket.
482
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:10,368
Oh, right!
483
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,636
The famous meat bucket!
484
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,371
You said the meat bucket
was a brilliant idea!
485
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,706
Why would I think an unrefrigerated
486
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:17,809
bucket of meat was a good idea?!
487
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:21,212
To taste what meat tasted like
before electricity!
488
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,714
Why would you want that?!
489
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:24,115
Why did you say it was brilliant!?
490
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,151
Because, Nick...
491
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:29,020
if I was always honest with you...
492
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,991
then we would never stop fighting.
493
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,927
(smoke alarm beeping)
494
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,228
- Let's go!
- We have to go!
495
00:16:37,263 --> 00:16:38,730
Wait, my hat!
496
00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,266
What?
My hat.
497
00:16:44,813 --> 00:16:46,380
So sorry. I'm sorry.
So sorry. Sorry.
498
00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:48,148
It was uncool.
499
00:16:48,183 --> 00:16:49,383
I'm so sorry!
Do you need...?
500
00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,884
Here, do you want...? Oh.
501
00:16:50,919 --> 00:16:53,287
- How did this happen?
- It was Winston's fault.
502
00:16:53,321 --> 00:16:54,455
He just ca... he carries
things wrong.
503
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:56,390
What?!
504
00:16:56,424 --> 00:16:59,126
I have heard just
about enough from you two.
505
00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:00,160
What? Ow!
506
00:17:00,195 --> 00:17:01,829
Schmidt: Winston!
507
00:17:01,863 --> 00:17:04,231
Girls, I know you're both smart enough
508
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:05,933
to know exactly who broke your things.
509
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:07,267
It's the same two clowns
510
00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:08,736
who've been trying to sex Michelle
511
00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:10,671
every which way from Tuesday.
512
00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:12,039
I mean, I ain't gonna lie.
I've been trying
513
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,341
to sex you every which way
from Tuesday myself.
514
00:17:14,376 --> 00:17:15,576
I'd be crazy not to, Michelle.
515
00:17:15,610 --> 00:17:17,511
You're a very beautiful woman.
516
00:17:17,545 --> 00:17:19,146
You have crazy witch eyes, and I dig it.
517
00:17:19,180 --> 00:17:21,448
You're like a witch!
(laughs) You know.
518
00:17:21,483 --> 00:17:23,217
But I'm a good guy.
519
00:17:25,387 --> 00:17:26,820
Now, if you'll excuse me,
520
00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:28,422
I have a job to do.
521
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:30,824
My name is Winston Bishop.
522
00:17:30,859 --> 00:17:32,826
Welcome to the building.
523
00:17:32,861 --> 00:17:35,295
Whoa, Winston, I would
not... that's a...
524
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,130
- Winston, what are you doing?
- That's a big...
525
00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:37,331
(roars)
526
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:39,199
- Okay.
- Aah!
527
00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:42,036
- Oh! Whoa!
- Son of a...
528
00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:43,771
Winston, you do know that the
building's on fire, right?
529
00:17:43,805 --> 00:17:46,040
I got this! Move, move!
530
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:47,307
Buster: Cece, hey.
531
00:17:47,342 --> 00:17:48,809
Oh, hey, um,
532
00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,477
I didn't think you would
pick up the phone.
533
00:17:50,512 --> 00:17:52,012
I'll-I'll make this quick.
534
00:17:52,047 --> 00:17:53,447
'Cause I'm sure you hate
talking on the phone.
535
00:17:53,481 --> 00:17:55,215
Oh, I actually do.
536
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:56,817
'Cause I'd much rather,
537
00:17:56,851 --> 00:17:58,452
um, talk in person.
538
00:17:58,486 --> 00:18:00,387
You know? Face to face?
539
00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:02,856
(laughs) What are you doing here?
540
00:18:02,891 --> 00:18:05,559
I just, I was, uh, walking
over here to see you.
541
00:18:05,593 --> 00:18:08,529
- Mm-hmm.
- And then you called me.
542
00:18:08,563 --> 00:18:10,898
Didn't all those texts
really freak you out?
543
00:18:10,932 --> 00:18:12,366
Oh, no, no, no, no.
They freaked me out.
544
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,967
I thought you were gonna murder me.
545
00:18:14,002 --> 00:18:16,837
You know, I called my mother,
changed my locks.
546
00:18:16,871 --> 00:18:18,839
Then I kind of, you know,
had a change of heart,
547
00:18:18,873 --> 00:18:20,841
and I thought, "Well, you
know, I like this girl."
548
00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:22,476
I'd much rather just come
549
00:18:22,510 --> 00:18:23,977
and look at you with my eyes.
550
00:18:24,012 --> 00:18:25,312
And talk to you with my face.
551
00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:27,981
If you ever got off the damn phone.
552
00:18:29,718 --> 00:18:31,385
- Yeah.
- Right?
553
00:18:31,419 --> 00:18:33,420
- I, mm-hmm. I understand.
- Hi, Cece. How are you?
554
00:18:33,455 --> 00:18:34,955
- Hungover?
- Yes.
555
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,057
Would you like to come
and get some pancakes?
556
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:38,225
Yeah, I could, I could
use some pancakes.
557
00:18:38,259 --> 00:18:39,226
It's gonna be a bouncy ride.
558
00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:40,260
My kangaroo's around the corner.
559
00:18:40,295 --> 00:18:41,495
(laughs)
560
00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:43,597
But I did bring an extra
helmet. You're lucky.
561
00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:45,165
(grunts)
562
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,901
All right.
563
00:18:49,437 --> 00:18:51,572
Nick, why is this so hard?
564
00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:53,841
I don't want to fight all the time.
565
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,276
I don't know, and it's awful.
566
00:18:58,046 --> 00:19:00,681
Do you ever miss when
we were just friends, Jess?
567
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:02,583
And there wasn't this pressure
568
00:19:02,617 --> 00:19:03,584
to be together and to be...
569
00:19:03,618 --> 00:19:04,952
- Be different people?
- Yes.
570
00:19:04,986 --> 00:19:07,354
Be different people.
571
00:19:07,389 --> 00:19:08,889
I'm sorry, but I'm not
that guy who's gonna
572
00:19:08,923 --> 00:19:11,058
put the toy together.
That's just not me.
573
00:19:11,092 --> 00:19:12,660
I'm the kind of guy who's
gonna leave it in the box.
574
00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:13,927
I don't want you to be that guy.
575
00:19:13,962 --> 00:19:15,462
I-I want you to be yourself.
576
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,464
I want you to be yourself.
577
00:19:19,300 --> 00:19:22,036
Are we...?
578
00:19:22,070 --> 00:19:24,471
(laughs): No! I love you!
579
00:19:24,506 --> 00:19:26,807
- Well, I love you, too.
- More than I've ever loved anybody.
580
00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:29,309
But what if that's the only thing
we have in common?
581
00:19:38,687 --> 00:19:40,454
(sniffs)
582
00:19:42,257 --> 00:19:45,426
I miss my friend.
583
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,594
I really miss my friend, too.
584
00:19:49,764 --> 00:19:52,266
So, what does that mean?
585
00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:54,201
Are we...?
586
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,503
Yeah.
587
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,274
(quiet laugh)
588
00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,191
(quietly): Earn this.
589
00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:18,959
Was that Saving Private Ryan?
590
00:20:18,994 --> 00:20:21,595
It was. It was a hu-huge moment
in that movie.
591
00:20:21,629 --> 00:20:23,797
And I just, I know this is a moment.
592
00:20:23,832 --> 00:20:25,966
(both laugh)
593
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:29,036
So, um, I'll walk you
to your room then, I guess.
594
00:20:45,053 --> 00:20:47,421
(sniffs)
595
00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:56,530
(sniffs)
596
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,084
- Schmidt is living in my room.
- Schmidt's in your room, yeah.
597
00:21:17,118 --> 00:21:18,085
Yeah.
598
00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,187
Do you think I could...?
599
00:21:20,221 --> 00:21:22,022
- Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's cool.
600
00:21:27,295 --> 00:21:28,362
(door shuts)
601
00:21:30,065 --> 00:21:32,199
Jess?
602
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,902
Jess, you didn't have to run away.
603
00:21:34,936 --> 00:21:36,737
I don't know what you're so afraid of.
604
00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:39,840
It's just a man doing full
downward facing dog in the nude.
605
00:21:39,874 --> 00:21:43,410
It's a couple of testicles
just hanging upside down.
606
00:21:43,445 --> 00:21:45,179
(quiet laugh)
607
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,881
I can hear you laughing in there.
608
00:21:47,916 --> 00:21:50,487
Yeah, you liked it.
609
00:21:50,829 --> 00:21:51,879
You telling Nick about it?
610
00:21:53,461 --> 00:21:54,483
What's he saying?
611
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,886
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