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Speed it up. We don't have all night.
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Why you sweating me, dude? The guard's on
ice, the alarm's off. Everything's covered.
3
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What the heck is up with that?
4
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You mean, what up with that?
5
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Either use slang properly
or don't use it at all.
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It's a kid on a flying manhole!
7
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I don't care if it's Aladdin
on his magic carpet. Get him!
8
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Metal weapons and dumb thugs.
How easy does it get?
9
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Come on, let's get out of here!
10
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Like turning on lights in a roach motel.
11
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That's my taser punch.
Shocking, isn't it?
12
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I got him, dude. I--
13
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Okay, you caught me off guard.
I'm new at this, so sue me.
14
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Not that I have a curfew or anything,
but I really gotta wrap this up.
15
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Stick around, fellas.
You've got company.
16
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Piece of cake with frosting and sprinkles.
17
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My first bad-guy beat-down,
and I hardly broke a sweat.
18
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Hard to believe just two days ago I was
the last person you'd call "hero material."
19
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Yeah. Coming up like weeds.
20
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Hey, Puff Daddy, you're taking
a long time for only five whiskers!
21
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- At least I'm growing mine on purpose.
- Just hurry up.
22
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And give your little weak rapping a rest.
23
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Don't forget your dog collar!
24
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Sisters!
25
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Dang static electricity.
26
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Isn't it time we got
some hardwood floors, people?
27
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- Sorry, son. I'm in a hurry this morning.
- I feel you, Pops. Got a big day myself.
28
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Big. Big, big. I'm taking my friendship
with Frieda to another level.
29
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- Gonna ask her to homecoming.
- What'd she ever do to you?
30
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What's this? An egg smoothie?
31
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That's just the way Mama made them.
32
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I don't recall
ever needing a straw to eat hers.
33
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Come on, Virgil. Your sister went to
all this trouble. You could give them a try.
34
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Mama, if you're listening,
I could use some help here.
35
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Hello?
36
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Hey, Teddy.
37
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Yeah, I really liked that lecture last night.
38
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Tonight? You mean, a real date?
39
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Let me check my schedule.
40
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Of course I have a schedule.
41
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No, I don't have a little black book.
It's paisley.
42
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Good looking out, Moms.
43
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Fluffy egg goodness.
44
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- V-man!
- Richie!
45
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Is today gonna be that day or what?
46
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If you mean me and Frieda,
today's the day.
47
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Man, it's on!
48
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Hey.
49
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Here's your chance, bro.
50
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Let me hear that strong rap
you're gonna drop on her.
51
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Frieda, we've known each other
for a long time now...
52
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...and I was wondering
if you would do me the honor--
53
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Snore! "Do me the honor"?
54
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Man, you sound like a form letter.
55
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That's not gonna cut it with--
Hey, Frieda.
56
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Hey, guys. Guess what. Mr. McDonald
said we could put up the decorations early.
57
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Cool.
Hey, look at me. I gotta go.
58
00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,122
Good luck with your test.
59
00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:07,259
Where were you this weekend?
I'm dying to talk to you...
60
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- ...about homecoming.
- Really?
61
00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,828
Yeah, I need your advice.
62
00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:15,169
You know Eddie, the quarterback?
I heard he wants to take me to the dance.
63
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But Dave also left a message, and Cleo
said that Seth wanted my number.
64
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Isn't it wild?
I'm juggling three hotties!
65
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Frieda, hot isn't everything.
66
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In some circles, wit and offbeat charm
still count for a lot.
67
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I was wondering
if you would do me the honor--
68
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Hey, Frieda.
Looking good.
69
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Smell good too.
70
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F-Stop, you need to brush up
on Body Language 101.
71
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Hers says, "Not in this lifetime."
72
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Let's see if your face can understand
what my fist is saying.
73
00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:09,953
Yo, I know you're not sweating
my man, Virgil, Francis.
74
00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,031
No, Wade, we were just playing.
75
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,864
Here, Virg.
76
00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:20,435
Catch you later, Virgil.
77
00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,274
Tangling with F-Stop?
Are you crazy?
78
00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,079
He makes Norman Bates
look like Mr. Rogers.
79
00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:37,816
If it wasn't for Wade, I'd be looking for
a good plastic surgeon right about now.
80
00:07:38,024 --> 00:07:39,515
Yeah, straight up, V.
81
00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:43,892
Hey, if any more static breaks out
between you and F-Stop, I got your back.
82
00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,259
- Thanks, man.
- Peace.
83
00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:46,661
And out.
84
00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,069
If only he knew kung fu.
85
00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,266
Hey!
86
00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,304
I'm picking up where I left off, chump.
87
00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,551
Come on, guys!
88
00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:44,557
Oh, gee, can't we do this later, fellas?
89
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:48,422
A beat-down doesn't feel right
without lockers and dim lighting.
90
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,427
Virgil the jokester.
91
00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:53,498
Laugh your way out of this, funny man.
92
00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,974
F-Stop!
Wade and his homey headed our way!
93
00:09:09,449 --> 00:09:12,283
You'll be seeing more of me, Virg.
Believe that.
94
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,130
Oh, Wade.
95
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:28,131
I had them where I wanted them.
96
00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,235
Meet me under the stone bridge in a half.
97
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:34,602
Half-hour? But I--
I gotta meet my pops in a half-hour.
98
00:09:34,808 --> 00:09:36,470
- I--
- In a half.
99
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,010
Son, where were you this afternoon?
100
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:49,952
Dad, the nice gangbangers
invited me for tea.
101
00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,786
Son, don't you know
that bangers are dangerous?
102
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,986
With all due respect, Dad, well, duh!
103
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:09,709
Gee, it's so nice out.
It's a shame to be indoors.
104
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,312
Welcome to our crib.
105
00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:17,211
Cozy. This place should be on that show,
This Old Warehouse.
106
00:10:18,184 --> 00:10:21,052
I like you, Virgil. You're funny.
And you're smart.
107
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,214
But keeping Francis off your butt
takes too much time.
108
00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,723
I--
I never asked you to do that, Wade.
109
00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,484
- Hear that?
- Dissing Wade?
110
00:10:28,661 --> 00:10:30,220
- He must be crazy!
- Word!
111
00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:33,230
That punk is looking
for street cred, brother.
112
00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:36,335
One day, he's gonna catch you,
and I won't be around.
113
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,904
Dude like him,
who knows what he'll do?
114
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,735
Gee, I was kind of hoping
he'd get bored of me.
115
00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:43,240
This is no joke, Virgil.
116
00:10:43,409 --> 00:10:46,971
There's only one way you'll
save your skin. Roll with my crew.
117
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,241
Me? You don't want me.
118
00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,078
I'm only 14,
and I'm too stringy to be a banger.
119
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:55,245
Don't front, Virgil.
I'm offering you life insurance.
120
00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:59,324
You join, and F-Stop will back off quick.
He ain't looking to tangle.
121
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,257
- All right!
- That's right! Word up!
122
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:05,626
I feel what you're saying,
but it's my pops.
123
00:11:05,798 --> 00:11:09,599
He's got a little problem with gangs.
I'm too young to be homeless.
124
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:13,331
Pops gonna watch your back?
He gonna beat on F-Stop for you?
125
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,409
Always said you were smart, Virgil.
Don't prove me wrong now.
126
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:32,192
- Football injury, huh?
- Yes, sir.
127
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:36,193
Two things. One, since when do
you play football without a helmet?
128
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,060
And two, since when does
your narrow behind play football at all?
129
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,724
Who asked you, Miss Nosy?
130
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,070
- Pops, can I be excused? I'm really sore.
- Sure, son.
131
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,809
Come on, Dad. Football?
132
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:53,503
He'll talk about it when he's ready.
133
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,723
- Hello?
- Tell me it's not true.
134
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,089
- Tell me you did not join Wade's crew!
- Where'd you hear?
135
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,696
Word's all over.
They want everyone to know.
136
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,094
But I didn't! Not exactly.
137
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:17,260
I mean, I didn't say yes. I just nodded,
like I was thinking on it.
138
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:20,032
Jeez, Virgil, your mom died
from gang fire.
139
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,472
Don't you think I know that?
What am I gonna do?
140
00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:25,509
I got the F problem bigtime.
141
00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,738
Now you got the Wade problem too.
142
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,507
He's gonna expect favors.
143
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:32,880
I'll squash this.
Tell him there's a misunderstanding.
144
00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,385
Maybe I could be a banger water boy.
145
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,217
Hold on. I got an incoming.
146
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:41,024
- Hello?
- Meet us at the docks, now. Gate 10.
147
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:43,595
We're taking care
of your problem tonight.
148
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,828
Wade? Wade!
149
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,965
Terrific.
150
00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:00,808
Hello?
151
00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,279
Keep your mouth shut.
152
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,330
What's going on?
153
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,833
There's gonna be a throw-down tonight
with all the crews.
154
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,334
Wade, we gotta talk.
155
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,830
Look.
156
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,874
Time to go the permanent route, little bro.
This way.
157
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,917
Oh, man.
I stepped into it big this time.
158
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,477
Virgil?
159
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,907
This is gonna be fun.
160
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,219
Freeze!
161
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:20,550
You are in a restricted area.
Drop all weapons and step into the open.
162
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,455
- What's going on?
- Grab your mask.
163
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:21,213
I'm home. I'm alive.
164
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:28,257
Get--
Dang static electricity.
165
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:31,959
Down, boy!
166
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,901
- Don't slam the doors.
- Yes, sir.
167
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,614
Dad's razor. It's possessed.
168
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,221
I'm a human fuse box!
169
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,822
I got it! I got it!
170
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,422
Hello?
Virgil! What happened?
171
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,998
You are gonna trip!
172
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:10,102
Meet me in the auto junkyard ASAP. Bye.
173
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:12,828
Say what?
174
00:16:22,381 --> 00:16:23,679
Virgil?
175
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:25,748
Yo, Virgil!
176
00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:30,249
I'm worrying about his butt,
and he's rushing me off the phone--
177
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,126
Tell me that's not cool.
178
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:37,127
- How did you--?
- There was an explosion last night.
179
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,060
There was this gas.
180
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,894
It changed me, Richie.
181
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,365
Check it out.
182
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,799
Double whoa!
183
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,406
Yeah, no more asking my pops
to borrow his car.
184
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,415
You don't even drive yet, V.
185
00:16:56,983 --> 00:17:00,181
Whatever.
Oh, and I rather like this.
186
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,288
Talk about your static cling.
187
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:12,296
V-man, you could so be a superhero.
188
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,627
I could, couldn't I?
189
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,810
Come on, V. We gotta get you some gear.
190
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,021
Not your best look, chicken legs.
191
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,250
Now, this is just embarrassing.
192
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:50,029
No, you look like
a battery commercial. Next.
193
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,671
We've got ourselves a winner!
194
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,848
And that's pretty much how it all began.
195
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,753
- Please! Help!
- Oh, man!
196
00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,723
We need a ladder.
197
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,150
Guess I should ground them.
198
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,098
The new lab computers!
199
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,274
Those lights go over there.
200
00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,850
- I thought Virgil was coming.
- Oh, well, he had to get his VCR fixed.
201
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:42,250
Yeah, you know how it flashes
"12:00, 12:00"?
202
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:43,951
That.
203
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,384
- Check it out!
- What is it?
204
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:49,028
- Look!
- Come over here!
205
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:51,462
Special delivery.
206
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,565
I had business at the warehouse,
and look what I found.
207
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,897
Who are you?
208
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:05,978
The name's Static.
I put a shock to your system.
209
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,807
Good line.
210
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,008
I see you still got some work to do.
I'm what you call...
211
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,983
...your all-purpose superhero.
212
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,462
It's beautiful!
213
00:19:31,637 --> 00:19:34,971
Not as beautiful as the sight I see,
ma chérie.
214
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:42,304
Why isn't it this easy for Virgil?
215
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,744
See you!
216
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,851
He's a natural.
217
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,321
Oh, it's getting worse.
They keep mutating.
218
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,604
Is the HAZMAT team here yet?
219
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,836
He's burning up.
220
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:23,148
What a trip.
221
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,694
This is gonna be fun.
222
00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,861
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