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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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Stop moving, or you're
gonna ruin your mani-pedi.

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I'm gonna have to return my man-I card.

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You could do all this naily,
Buffy, Fluffy stuff with her.

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But you're the best kind
of girlfriend there is.

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You're not a girl.

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You know, women can be so gossipy.

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Oh my God, did I tell you what my
boss, Ms. Jensen, said yesterday?

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Oh my God, what?

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She asked me to lunch.

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Which means she's gonna
ask me to the spa retreat,

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which leads to taking me under her
wing, junior partner, partner,

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and one day, I'll be intimidating
some poor girl over lunch.

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Come on, Tucker. Why not?

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Ohh! Here, take Emma.

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Give me one good reason why I
can't meet your new girlfriend.

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Ben, you asked my last girlfriend
if she wanted to play peek-a-boob.

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And then you told her I moved when you
decided you didn't like her anymore.

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She was getting kind of clingy.

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Oh, Ben, a new girlfriend
is like a gentle flower.

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She needs to be cared for and nurtured

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and you, my friend, are
relationship weed killer.

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Oh!

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Hey, guys. What's going on?

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Hey man, you can put socks on all you want,

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Tucker won't introduce us to
his new girlfriend, Stephanie.

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Oh, I already met her. She's nice.

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Yeah, me too. Super cute.

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Tucker!

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Come on, man, I promise I'll be good.

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I'll do anything. Name it.

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Breakfast, lunch, dinner, cocktails?

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Just say when and where.

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Fine.

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She's in a play tonight.
Why don't you come see it?

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Could she be in a movie?

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I like those way more.

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<i>♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪</i>

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<i>♪ can take your life
and change direction. ♪</i>

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<i>Well, I guess this could be fun.</i>

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You were prince charming and
Riley was tree number two.

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At least tonight mom won't be in the
audience trying to start the wave.

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Well, let's just try to remember
we're here to support Tucker.

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Guess what? Tucker's stuck at work.

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He's not coming.

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Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't have spent

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20 bucks to show I was a caring friend.

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Oh, here she is. Stephanie Morris.

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She kind of looks familiar to me.

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That's her.

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I just wish that I could place her.

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I...

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Release myself.

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And now I've placed her.

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Oh, this is not good.

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Really? I like it.

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Why don't we go to the theater more?

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How could you not remember dating her?

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I don't know. There's been like
five or six Stephanies since then.

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Look, if they want me to remember faces,

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they should put them closer
to the parts I'm looking at.

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So have you told Tucker yet?

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Yeah, I was like "hey, bro, I
dated Steph like three years ago.

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She totally hates me.

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Oh, and I saw her naked again."

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And then we hugged and he gave me

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oh, good. I was afraid
that he was gonna be upset.

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No, I didn't tell him!

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If she finds out that I'm his roommate,
she'll dump him in like two seconds.

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What did you do to her?

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Look, she had a really hot
sister and a nice car.

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It was a crime of opportunity.

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You're probably wondering why
I asked you to lunch today.

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You want to invite me
to super swanky spa day

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at three pines spa from
10:00 to 2:00 on Wednesday?

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That's just a guess.

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Oh, hey, Riles.

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Working through lunch by
not being at work again?

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Mrs. Wheeler, you remember
Ms. Jensen, my boss.

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As I recall, last time I saw you, well,
don't you have a terrific memory.

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What do you say we try to lose it, huh?

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Drinks on me.

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So what do lawyers drink?

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Scotch with an "ambulance" chaser?

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I won't "object" to that.

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Oh.

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You care to join us?

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No no no, she is far too busy.

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Oh, no, I'm not.

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Oh.

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Your daughter is adorable.

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Oh, thanks, thanks.

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But she's not mine.

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My son knocked up some girl he barely knew.

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He's thoughtful like that.

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That's exactly how I got my grandson.

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Honey, we are far too young
and pretty to be grandmas.

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Okay, you are telling me.

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Come on, hello.

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Look at that, yeah.

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This is fun. Thank you so much

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but Ms. Jensen and I have some
important business to handle.

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No, we don't.

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Oh, but I forgot to mention all the
guests get to bring a plus one.

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I don't trust a woman who
doesn't have any girlfriends.

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That's great, 'cause I have oodles.

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Really?

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Name one oodle.

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Well, you-dle.

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Perfect.

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Then you can bring her to spa day.

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Ooh, spa day.

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Oh, I love a good massage.

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Swedish, thai, hands of some young guy.

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I just need to avoid her until the
relationship runs its course.

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I give it like two weeks Max.

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It's not gonna be a problem.

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It's a problem.

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- Hey, what's up, Danny?
- Tucker, Stephanie, hi.

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I almost didn't recognize
you with your clothes on.

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What are you talking about?

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What is he talking about?

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Oh, her play.

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The informatively titled "the naked girl."

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I thought that was a metaphor.

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No. No no no. I think
I would have remembered.

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Yeah. I think I would have invited a very
different group of people to see it.

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<i>I can't believe I have to
take your mother as a plus one.</i>

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<i>I mean, I could have scrounged
up a girlfriend if I had to.</i>

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<i>What if she embarrasses me?</i>

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Then the world is a fair place.

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Stephanie?

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Danny, hi.

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I seem to keep running into you everywhere.

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Stephanie?

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You can have my room in like two minutes.

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Or here's a crazy idea.

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Maybe you two gal pals could
try on clothes together.

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Why would we do that?

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Because it's what girlfriends do.

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Oh, right. Thank you.

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Um, of course. Of course they do.

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I mean, 'cause at least that's
what I do with all my girlfriends.

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So Steph, come on in.

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Let's bond.

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Oh, here, will you hold this?

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Sure.

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<i>Oh my God, I love your bra.</i>

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<i>Oh, thanks. That cami is so adorbs.</i>

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Hey, is the coast clear?

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We are a female free zone.

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Just me and my very manly
explosion-filled movie.

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Testosterone! Back on the rise.

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Hey, what's up, Ben?

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Tucker, hey.

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I heard you and Stephanie came by the bar.

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Isn't it weird we keep missing each other?

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Yeah, well, she will be here any minute,

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so get all your ha-has about
seeing her hoo-ha out now.

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She's coming here now?

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We are not ready for company.

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This place is a pigsty. Tell him, Danny.

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Yes.

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Quite frankly, I'm embarrassed.

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- Knock-knock.
- Oh!

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Hi, baby.

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We had the best time.

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Yeah, it's amazing what
you find out about a girl

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when you're both naked in a confined space.

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Am I the only person in New
York who hasn't seen you naked?

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Ben?

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Ben, what are you doing?

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Steph's here.

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<i>Uh, sorry, man. I'm sleeping.</i>

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<i>Come back later.</i>

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Hey, guess what? I asked Steph to be my
plus one to spa day and she said yes.

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I have a girlfriend.

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Come on, man.

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You're the one who wanted to meet her.

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Do I want to know?

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Probably not.

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Sadly, Emma, this won't be
the last time you find your father

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face down on the ground.

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Hey, mom.

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Hi, Emma.

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Daddy was just playing hide-and-seek
with Tucker's girlfriend.

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Don't tell her where I am.

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Ooh, fun, huh?

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Stephanie's in there and I have
to get out of here before...

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Okay, I'll meet you in 20 minutes.

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...that happens.

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Hey, Stephanie.

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- Hi.
- It's me.

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Ben. Hi.

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Hi, Ben. It's nice to meet you.

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I'm Steph.

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Nice to meet me? Stephanie, it's me, Ben.

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And again, it's nice to meet you.

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Wow.

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Take away your cellphones, and you kids
don't know how to talk to each other.

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Ben, Steph, Steph, Ben. You good?

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I know I am.

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See you around.

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It's nice to meet me?

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Oh, it is nice to meet you, Ben.

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It's when people actually get to
know you you run into problems.

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I believe this is yours.

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Oh my God, Riley, I am
so excited for spa day.

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I even bought new flip-flops.

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Well, actually, I stole
them from my last spa day.

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But don't worry, I won't do it again.

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I need towels now.

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Mrs. Wheeler, bad news.

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The spa burned down.

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What?!

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I know. Someone left the sauna on.

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So... I'll just let you
know when we reschedule.

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Oh... But I just got waxed.

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You know, you gotta straighten
up before the cleaning lady comes.

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Oh.

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Hey, Riles, thank you so much
for inviting Steph to spa day.

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You are a really good friend.

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Bye now.

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Liar, liar!

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It seems the spa is not on fire!

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Mrs. Wheeler.

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Mrs. Wheeler, I'm sorry, I just... I
wanted to bring a real girlfriend.

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You know, one who hasn't given
birth to my friends.

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Or maybe you think I'll be loud and crass

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and tell stories about how you used
to be a chubby little know-it-all,

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and then failed the bar three times.

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Yeah. That's pretty much it.

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And to think... I stole you an eye mask.

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Her last words to me were
"I will get even with you."

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There's no way that
Stephanie didn't recognize me.

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Maybe you weren't as big a deal
to her as you thought you were.

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Oh, trust me, I was a big deal.

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That was the year I had
that awesome faux-hawk.

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Well, this is a little awkward.

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Any chance you guys would believe I
wore this outfit two days in a row?

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Hi, Stephanie.

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Ben.

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Hey, how's it going?

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Yeah, well, that Tucker
can be very persuasive.

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So persuasive I'm actually
late to meet Riley.

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I'll see you.

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Oh my God.

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Can you not see it? She's a monster.

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Of all the guys in New York,

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and after two days, she's
best friends with Riley?

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Coincidence? I don't think so.

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So you really think she's doing all
of this just to get even with you?

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Hey, I make women do things.

254
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:46,037
Not always good things, but things.

255
00:11:50,843 --> 00:11:52,444
Hold the door.

256
00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:54,779
How's it going?

257
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,114
Oh, you know how it's going.

258
00:11:56,116 --> 00:11:57,849
It's just you and me now, Steph.

259
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:58,983
You can quit pretending.

260
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:02,454
Should I pretend that I have any
idea what you're talking about?

261
00:12:02,456 --> 00:12:04,055
Oh, okay. Fine.

262
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,958
Maybe one of these catchy little
phrases will jog your memory.

263
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,959
"Get off my couch!

264
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:09,360
Get off my property!"

265
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:12,731
Or my personal favorite,
"Get off my sister!"

266
00:12:12,733 --> 00:12:15,066
Oh my God.

267
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,135
You are still such a self-centered jerk.

268
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,970
Ah-ha! You do remember me.

269
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:19,971
I knew it.

270
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,840
Yes, Ben. I remember you.

271
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:24,142
I think I actually paid for that t-shirt.

272
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,114
Well, I'm not gonna let you get
back at me by using Tucker.

273
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,515
How am I using Tucker?

274
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:33,384
I never would have gone out with him
if I knew he was your roommate.

275
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,987
But there you were, so I
thought we could both be cool

276
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,089
and pretend we never happened.

277
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,658
Oh, is that what we're doing?

278
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,161
You know what? I can't do this.

279
00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,132
I can't come over here and
worry about running into you

280
00:12:47,134 --> 00:12:48,600
every time I want to see Tucker.

281
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,034
What are you saying?

282
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,103
I have to break up with him.

283
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,472
Feel free to tell him why.

284
00:12:57,176 --> 00:13:00,111
Would you change your mind if
I paid you back for the t-shirt?

285
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,086
So remember, ladies,
today is all about fun.

286
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,021
Not as much fun as suing people.

287
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,925
But if someone were to slip and fall,

288
00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:16,561
maybe we can kill two birds with one stone.

289
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:18,997
Go enjoy.

290
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,865
Ms. Jensen, hi.

291
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:26,004
I just wanted to introduce you to Stephanie,
my plus one, gal pal, confidante.

292
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:30,074
Because you know, if I'm anything,
it's a girl who loves girls.

293
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,845
As friends.

294
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,649
Well, sorry to hear about
your little scheduling snafu.

295
00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:38,750
Bonnie called and told me.

296
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,819
Bonnie called you?

297
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:44,522
Yeah. She said you'd forgotten you
already had plans with Stephanie.

298
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,624
Oh, she couldn't have
been more lovely about it.

299
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:47,992
Really? I'm sorry.

300
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,662
We're talking about Bonnie Wheeler, right?

301
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,831
Yep!

302
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,935
Hey, Maggie-mae.

303
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,737
You ready to get our rub on?

304
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:04,809
Whoa, this place is on fire,
isn't it, Riley, huh?

305
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:07,078
Oh, she's my plus one.

306
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,082
All you had to do was
just keep your mouth shut.

307
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,717
Why couldn't you just leave it alone?

308
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:14,552
Well, if I knew that, I
would have left it alone.

309
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,789
I just got a text from Stephanie.

310
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,691
I think she's gonna break up with me.

311
00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,659
What? Why would she do that?

312
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,729
You don't know why she
would do that, do you?

313
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:26,264
No, I don't know.

314
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,266
I mean, we just had our first sleepover.

315
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,001
Ohh.

316
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,904
That's probably it.

317
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,742
Look, man, she just said
she needs to talk to me

318
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:40,979
you know what? I'm
gonna call her right now.

319
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,580
No no no no, you can't call her.

320
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:45,016
This isn't the kind of thing
you want to do over the phone.

321
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,552
Yeah, you're right.
I'm gonna go down there,

322
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,020
and I'm gonna make her
talk to me face-to-face.

323
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,889
Wait, now?

324
00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,757
No no no. You can't go down there now.

325
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,659
- Why not?
- Because...

326
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,995
Because you need to figure
out what you're gonna say.

327
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,663
You need to lay out your arguments

328
00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,765
and convince her she's making
the biggest mistake of her life.

329
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,634
Yeah.

330
00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:05,970
Yeah, you're right, Danny.

331
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,071
Thanks.

332
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:11,676
Here's five reasons why you
should not break up with me.

333
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,146
Number one, I'm a catch.

334
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,183
And number two, I make good lists.

335
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,154
Okay, perfect. Now we just
need to convince Stephanie

336
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,023
not to break up with Tucker
before he finishes that list.

337
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,624
Go go go go go.

338
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,828
This is lovely, Marge.

339
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:34,132
And I have to say, my first group massage.

340
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:38,036
Well, at a spa.

341
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:44,142
You two, less talk, more relax!

342
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,010
Yeah, this is us.

343
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,612
Oh, I am so sorry, ladies.

344
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,247
There's been some sort
of scheduling mix-up.

345
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,582
I have pictures of you at
the Christmas party. Get out.

346
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,019
- Thank you.
- You're tiny.

347
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:57,689
I will try not to break you.

348
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,759
Ooh, slow jams.

349
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,863
♪ Uhh, uhh, forever ♪ yeah.

350
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:06,998
Shh!

351
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,369
Why couldn't you have just stayed home?

352
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,339
And why couldn't you have
invited me as your plus one?

353
00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,274
Oh, I guess we all have questions.

354
00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:18,876
But this is important to me.

355
00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,012
I have to make partner by 30.

356
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,347
It's on my vision board.

357
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,851
Stephanie?

358
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,086
Who you? Where is Victor?

359
00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:30,188
Oh, uh, Victor is sick.

360
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,357
Victor is always sick.

361
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,692
Shoes off, this on, let's go.

362
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:35,827
You know...

363
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:36,894
I was just hoping I could...

364
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,029
Shut, you go.

365
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,698
No, but I have to just
talk to the girl... - this one!

366
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,166
- Okay, relax.
- Go! Come on.

367
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,035
Less talk, more work. More work.

368
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,403
Go.

369
00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:50,708
Hey.

370
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,378
Those muscles aren't
gonna massage themselves.

371
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,347
Now get up in there and
start moving stuff around.

372
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,348
Go.

373
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,017
Hey there.

374
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,486
Can you tell me what time
Stephanie Morris will be done?

375
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:11,996
Completely unrelated... If we were
dating, would you break up with me?

376
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,370
Oh yeah. Oh, that's it.

377
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,705
Oh!

378
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,173
Get up in there!

379
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,841
Ben!

380
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,777
What is taking so long? Tucker is here.

381
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,445
Who are you? Where's Dimitri?

382
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:29,414
Oh, uh, Dimitri is sick too.

383
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:31,049
Men, useless.

384
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:34,452
One little sniffle, and oh,
you think you are die.

385
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:36,687
Shoes off.

386
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:38,356
Um, I really don't think...

387
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,224
no, shut face. Move, go. Go.

388
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,260
Yes. Go.

389
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:43,761
You take loud blonde lady.

390
00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,029
Go go go go.

391
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,364
- Ben?
- Just do it.

392
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,465
But I thought you just
wanted to talk to Steph.

393
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,000
Less talk, more work. Go!

394
00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:55,473
Hey! Pokey-hontas.

395
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:59,710
How about we use all 10 little Indians, all right?
Put your back into it.

396
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,781
Hey, what's going on up there?

397
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,784
You got me saddled up, but we
don't seem to be leaving the stable.

398
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:14,792
You two, lady-fingered girly
hands, take stick and bird. Go.

399
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,030
Oh yeah.

400
00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,399
All right, there it is.

401
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,502
Hey, Steph, can we talk?

402
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,504
What are you doing here?

403
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:30,808
Danny?

404
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,511
What are you doing and
why are you massaging me?

405
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:37,915
Well... They put me on my
mom, and that was just wrong.

406
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,785
What's going on?

407
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:44,388
I don't know what's going
on, but I'm leaving.

408
00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:45,923
Oh, hey, Steph.

409
00:18:46,892 --> 00:18:47,892
Ben?

410
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,894
Hey, tuck. Look who I found.

411
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,330
I just felt so bad that
we never met before.

412
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,098
It's very nice to meet you, Stephanie.

413
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,801
Well, too bad I can't say the same.

414
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,204
Ooh, massage and a show.

415
00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:01,906
Girl, get up.

416
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,041
You're missing a good one.

417
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,210
Wait, do you two know each other?

418
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:09,914
Yeah, we do. We dated like three years ago.

419
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,483
And are you why she
wants to break up with me?

420
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,285
Yes. Yes, I am.

421
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,890
I am so sorry about this.

422
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,092
What does this have to do with you?

423
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,861
Absolutely nothing.

424
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,531
Stephanie, you're not dating me.

425
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,065
You're dating Tucker.

426
00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,568
And Tucker's a really wonderful guy.

427
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,838
So please, don't let your
future be dictated by our past.

428
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,874
I just came up with that.

429
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:41,045
Ben, if I had to stay away from
every girl you've ever offended,

430
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,914
I would never have a date in this city.

431
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:51,522
Steph... I am perfectly capable of
screwing up a relationship all on my own.

432
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:55,092
And I would really like to
screw this one up with you.

433
00:19:57,062 --> 00:20:00,932
And if that's not a good enough reason,
I got like five more just ready to go.

434
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,068
I don't think I need to hear them.

435
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,404
So you're not gonna break up with Tucker?

436
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,139
No.

437
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,544
Too bad.

438
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:18,149
If change mind, I take little one.

439
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,522
I make him man.

440
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:31,529
Well, if she's taking the little
one, I'm gonna take the big one.

441
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,967
Come on over here and take mama home.

442
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:41,339
Oh my gosh, that felt so good.

443
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,406
What did I miss?

444
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,041
- Hey, mom.
- Oh God, Danny!

445
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,181
No, Margie, I'm telling you

446
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:54,085
nobody will work harder than
Riley to get that promotion.

447
00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:57,622
In fact, she's working right now.

448
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,192
All right, Peggy-sue.

449
00:21:01,194 --> 00:21:03,127
Yeah, I'll see you at brunch tomorrow.

450
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,595
Bye-bye.

451
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:09,233
Okay, all right. My toes are
happy, but my glass isn't.

452
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,035
Sorry, Mrs. Wheeler.

453
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,071
Thank you for putting
in a good word for me.

454
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,273
Yeah.

455
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,441
Well, that's what friends are for.

456
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,076
You know what?