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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Back you go, number 47.
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See you in three years.
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Well, now that my suit is hung,
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it's time for me to show you
something else that's...
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well, not-not hung
but super wide.
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An 18-wheeler!
I made it at work.
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And now sex time.
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Slow down. I want
to finish the story
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I was telling you at dinner.
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Oh, great.
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Where'd I leave off? Oh, yeah.
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So, I saw Sandra
at the market today.
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She's still having a tough time
dealing with little Jason.
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I guess he took a
blender to school and...
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Welcome, Mr. Smith.
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Back for another evening
of pantomime and shadow?
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♪ I want a hippopotamus
for Christmas ♪
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♪ Only a hippopotamus
will do... ♪
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Stan?
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Stan?
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I'm here!
Okay, let's do this.
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Stan!
What?
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You want to start individually
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and then join forces
for the big finale?
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No. I'm tired of you
pretending to listen to me
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just so you can pound this.
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It's disrespectful.
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What? I was listening.
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Oh, really?
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Then you won't mind
taking this pop quiz
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about everything I said today.
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The gender of Denise's
new baby?
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The ethnicity
of your friend Tuvok?
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Your maiden name?
These questions are impossible!
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Impossible to answer
right now, because...
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My stomach!
It hurts so bad!
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Oh, brother.
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How dare you!
It could be my appendix!
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Oh. Well, then you'll need
an ambulance, won't you?
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I'm beat.
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You know, you tell yourself
you're gonna get this job
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at Hearty's and it's gonna
be this great thing, but...
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it's not.
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So why don't you quit?
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I'd love to, but I only
have $1,200 saved.
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H-Hold up. $1,200?
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Klaus, you can quit your job!
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We'll use that money to start a
business and be our own bosses!
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I don't know.
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What's the business?
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Roger and Klaus's Business.
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I love it!
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Right? I'm thinking we offer
a service or a product
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that customers will pay for.
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Shh!
Keep your voice down.
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People will hear.
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Thing is, I already had my
appendix out when I was a kid.
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Then what did they remove?
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Some red thing--
I didn't recognize it.
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But how could Francine tell
you weren't listening?
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Didn't you smile while
she was speaking?
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Of course.
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Did you remember also to nod?
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Uh, yeah.
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Then that's all you can do.
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There's no third
thing to listening.
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I suppose, but I'd still like
to have sex sometime this year.
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She's withholding sex?
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Why didn't you say something?
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Pharmacology Department?
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Send up a bottle of
Estrocillin right away!
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What's Estrocillin?
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It's an experimental drug
the CIA has designed
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to enable male agents to listen
to female intelligence targets
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and actually retain the
information they tell them.
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Damn it, why is this fridge
always so full?
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That's it. I quit!
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Wait, I can't quit.
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I've got a family.
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Unfortunately, I've already
accepted your resignation.
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Ah, Trish. There you are.
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Here's the Estrocillin
you requested, sir.
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Here you go, Smith.
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Take these,
and in no time you'll be
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connecting with your wife
all night long.
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Gentlemen,
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this is the perfect opportunity,
while I have you both here.
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I wanted to let
you know that...
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What do you hear, sir?
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Is it the hum of an AC unit?
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Actually, mine's whales.
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Well, we've spent all the money,
but we have our location.
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Wow. So much potential.
Right?
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All that's left is to figure out
what we're gonna sell,
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where we're gonna get it
and how to run
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and properly manage
a successful business.
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The finishing touches.
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Uh, uh, wait, wait, Francine,
uh, don't go to sleep.
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I never got to ask you
how your day was.
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Very funny, Stan.
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No, seriously.
I want to know.
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How was your day?
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Well...
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I just wasn't feeling it.
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You know what I mean?
I don't.
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But I want to.
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Elaborate.
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...then she told her
that she'd never said that
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to either of them in the first
place, least of all her.
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Not to her, certainly.
Oh, and, Francine,
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I'm ready to take
your listening test.
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Stan, there's no
time for a test.
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I want you immediately.
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And I, you.
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But first I got to pee.
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My insides are squirming
like eels.
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What are you doing to me, girl?
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Oh, Stan. Pee fast.
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Bathroom phone.
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Smith! Tell me you
haven't taken the Estrocillin!
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Why? What's the prob...
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Oh, my God, sir!
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Either I've gone crazy,
or I've turned into a woman!
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What's the difference?
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Hey, screw you!
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Stan, get out here
and ravage me.
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I have a headache
from all that screaming.
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Well, not to compete with you,
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but I have a headache
from my skull changing shape.
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How did this happen?
I don't know.
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All I did was take this pill,
but the woman at the lab said
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nothing about recommended dosage
or possible side effects.
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It's imperative that you
only take half a pill.
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A whole pill will
transform you into a woman.
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You know what? I'm gonna
start making them smaller.
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"Increases comprehension
of female chatter."
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So this is why you were
listening so well.
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I'm sorry. I was just trying
to be a better husband.
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Don't I get points for effort?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Don't worry.
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We'll figure this out.
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Are... are your boobs
bigger than mine?
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Just different, is all.
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In size.
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So what's with
the family meeting?
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What the hell? Dad?
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Kind of.
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Kids, your father's...
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a woman now.
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We all need to process this
as a family,
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so if you have any questions,
let's hear them.
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I-I don't understand.
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That's not a question, Hayley.
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And you don't have to
raise your hand, Steve.
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How are you a woman now?
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In every way. From my
ridiculous split ends
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to these boots I'm
already sick of.
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Wait, so d-does
this mean...
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Steve had his hand raised.
Steve.
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So, like, are you
gonna wear a bra now?
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Absolutely not. Everyone knows
if they're flawless,
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you can go braless.
Next question.
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Will you...
Oh, Steve beat you by a hair.
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Are trains becoming obsolete?
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On the contrary, Steve.
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Trains are more relevant
than ever.
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Now Hayley.
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A-Am I the only one
struggling with this here?
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You found a book, right, Stan?
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They didn't have one
where a dad becomes a mom,
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so maybe read it backwards.
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How does it work
with-with you guys then?
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Are you still together?
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Yes. We love each other very much.
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So... you're lesbians now?
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I... I don't know.
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Hey! I figured out what we're
gonna sell for our business.
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Stan's suits!
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He's got hundreds of them
that he doesn't need anymore.
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Is he dead?
Is he finally dead?
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Can I go free?
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No, he's a woman now.
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Oh.
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A woman fish?
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So... lesbians?
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Lesbians.
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Don't-don't do that.
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I-I don't feel
confident there.
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Let me do this.
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Hey. Ow, ow.
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Stan, what are you doing?
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I don't know, but it feels like
we're trying to make a fire.
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This isn't working.
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Well, until the CIA fixes you,
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I guess sex is off the table.
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'Cause we are not lesbians.
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We should tell the kids.
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Kids, we are not lesbians!
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We tried, but it was a no go!
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Please stop
involving me in this!
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I am a child!
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Agent Smith reporting for duty.
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Come in. Let me
get a look at you.
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Do a quick turn for us.
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You really do cut quite
a figure as a woman, Smith.
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You look exactly as I imagined.
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Only I drew the
hair a bit short.
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Well, that's easily fixed.
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There it is.
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Any news from the lab on
reversing... all this?
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Not yet,
but I'll keep you posted.
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Now off to work with you.
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Go for Bullock.
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Sir, we've successfully
engineered a way
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to reverse the effects
of Estrocillin.
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Oh, that's exciting.
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Shall I notify Agent Smith?
I'll do it.
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We have a thing where he
likes to hear things from me.
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It's a thing.
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We have it.
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This fridge is always full.
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We need a second one.
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That way, we could
have one for drinks
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and the other one
for people's bag lunches.
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Hmm, not a bad idea.
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I think I should go to
the deputy director with this.
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Are you done having your idea?
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Can I get the Sriracha now?
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Thanks for taking me out.
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I really needed this.
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The girls at work have been
really rough on me.
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No respect.
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I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield
of that office
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because I basically
am dead to them.
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Excuse me, are you Megan Fox?
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No.
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So you're just a regular fox.
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Stan, as a woman
with an unnecessarily large
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and perky bosom, you're
gonna get lots of attention.
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Guys will say anything
to try and pick you up,
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and some of it's
gonna be tempting.
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So I don't look like Megan Fox?
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I know it's all new
and confusing.
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Just be careful.
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Hopefully, you won't
have to be a woman much longer.
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I'll get us another round.
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At The K&R Suit Experience,
we have hundreds of suits,
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in the only color
you'll ever need.
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00:12:10,755 --> 00:12:12,756
All suits in stock
are 42 regular.
260
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,591
Smaller than that?
Get it tailored.
261
00:12:14,626 --> 00:12:16,527
There are tailors
all over the city.
262
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,429
Open a phone book.
263
00:12:18,463 --> 00:12:20,197
Are you bigger than 42 regular?
264
00:12:20,231 --> 00:12:21,265
We can't help you.
265
00:12:21,299 --> 00:12:22,533
Look elsewhere!
266
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:25,402
These prices are so low,
they're driving us mad.
267
00:12:25,437 --> 00:12:26,937
Why are we burning these suits?
268
00:12:26,971 --> 00:12:27,871
For warmth?
269
00:12:27,906 --> 00:12:30,407
My grip on reality
is weakening!
270
00:12:30,442 --> 00:12:33,577
Must... lower... prices.
271
00:12:33,611 --> 00:12:35,579
K&R Suit Experience
in Little Detroit.
272
00:12:35,613 --> 00:12:36,814
Next to the abandoned
police station.
273
00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,882
If you see "God is Dead"
written on the side
274
00:12:38,917 --> 00:12:41,285
of the collapsing overpass,
then you've gone too far!
275
00:12:44,289 --> 00:12:45,756
What do I owe you?
276
00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:47,524
Your drinks have
been paid for, miss.
277
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,959
Shut up.
278
00:12:48,993 --> 00:12:50,160
Deputy Director Bullock.
279
00:12:50,195 --> 00:12:51,295
What are you doing here?
280
00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:52,563
Is there news from the lab?
281
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,565
Yes, and I'm afraid
it isn't good.
282
00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,200
There's no cure for this.
283
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:59,069
You'll be a beautiful
woman forever.
284
00:12:59,103 --> 00:13:00,437
Oh, my God.
285
00:13:00,472 --> 00:13:02,906
No time for an honest
emotional response.
286
00:13:02,941 --> 00:13:06,109
We also have urgent CIA
business to attend to.
287
00:13:06,144 --> 00:13:07,845
Oh, uh, let me just
tell Francine.
288
00:13:07,879 --> 00:13:10,180
As I said, no time.
Now let's go.
289
00:13:10,215 --> 00:13:13,217
Yes, sir. I'll grab my pashmina
and meet you out front.
290
00:13:15,153 --> 00:13:17,120
See that woman over there?
291
00:13:17,155 --> 00:13:18,422
I'm going to rail her.
292
00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:20,424
Oh! We got one!
293
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:22,392
♪ You say
you're gonna rail her ♪
294
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:23,927
♪ We're really glad to hear
295
00:13:23,962 --> 00:13:25,295
♪ And after you've completed
296
00:13:25,330 --> 00:13:27,498
♪ She'll be grinning
ear to ear, hey! ♪
297
00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:30,534
I love the family
atmosphere here.
298
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,917
Have you seen my husband?
299
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:38,060
Six foot tall?
Dark hair?
300
00:13:38,278 --> 00:13:39,479
Body of a woman?
301
00:13:39,513 --> 00:13:40,780
Oh, that lady.
302
00:13:40,814 --> 00:13:43,182
She left about 20 minutes ago
with some guy.
303
00:13:43,217 --> 00:13:45,651
What? Do you remember
anything about him?
304
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:48,454
Not much. Only that he was bald,
worked for the CIA,
305
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,189
and sounded like The Beatles.
306
00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:52,592
Not when they sing,
but when they do interviews.
307
00:13:52,626 --> 00:13:53,326
Bullock!
308
00:13:58,065 --> 00:13:59,499
So, what's the urgent business?
309
00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,502
Oh, that. Uh,
yes, well, um...
310
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:05,071
Ah. Mission cancelled.
311
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,840
Looks like another gumshoe
found Carmen Sandiego for us.
312
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:08,975
Well, that is good news.
313
00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:11,277
I guess you can
take me back to the bar.
314
00:14:11,311 --> 00:14:14,213
Or we could just keep driving.
315
00:14:14,248 --> 00:14:16,449
It's rare that I
get one-on-one time
316
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:17,817
with my employees.
317
00:14:17,851 --> 00:14:20,586
Actually, I was hoping
to talk to you about a solution
318
00:14:20,621 --> 00:14:22,488
to the break room
fridge problem that,
319
00:14:22,523 --> 00:14:24,423
frankly, I'm pretty
excited about.
320
00:14:27,628 --> 00:14:30,496
You ever see one
of these bad boys?
321
00:14:30,531 --> 00:14:33,733
Not many people get the chance
to see the moon while moving.
322
00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:34,934
It's...
323
00:14:38,405 --> 00:14:39,572
Are you okay?
324
00:14:39,606 --> 00:14:42,675
God, I am so sick
of that happening.
325
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:46,012
But let's not let
it ruin our night.
326
00:14:46,046 --> 00:14:48,481
Anyway, about my idea for
the fridge in the break room...
327
00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,917
Yes, I can't wait
to discuss it.
328
00:14:50,951 --> 00:14:54,053
But we should probably
do it somewhere indoors.
329
00:14:54,087 --> 00:14:57,390
Where could we go?
Where could we go?
330
00:14:57,424 --> 00:15:00,159
I suppose we could
go to my place.
331
00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:04,096
I mean, we're already here.
332
00:15:06,633 --> 00:15:09,335
Not one customer all day.
333
00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:10,570
I mean, that dog came in,
334
00:15:10,604 --> 00:15:12,638
but he was just looking
for a place to die.
335
00:15:12,673 --> 00:15:14,674
Eh, let's get out of here.
336
00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,513
Thanks a lot, Obama.
337
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,325
Is this the warehouse
dance party?
338
00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:24,350
Huh?
339
00:15:24,384 --> 00:15:25,751
Flyer says 50 bucks.
340
00:15:25,786 --> 00:15:27,186
This is the place, right?
341
00:15:28,455 --> 00:15:29,589
Oh, uh, yeah.
342
00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:31,691
Yeah, this is the
place you think it is.
343
00:15:31,725 --> 00:15:32,892
Head on in.
344
00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:34,293
Head on in.
345
00:15:34,328 --> 00:15:36,329
Text your friends,
tell them you found it.
346
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:41,033
Stan?
347
00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,535
Stan?!
348
00:15:44,571 --> 00:15:46,872
Sorry to interrupt
your science,
349
00:15:46,907 --> 00:15:49,375
but have you seen
my husband Stan Smith?
350
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:50,710
Anatomically a woman.
351
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:52,311
Agent Smith is still a woman?
352
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,779
Well, yeah.
353
00:15:53,814 --> 00:15:55,381
We're still waiting on a cure.
354
00:15:55,415 --> 00:15:56,716
There is a cure.
355
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:59,919
A simple pill that'll
turn Stan back into a man.
356
00:15:59,953 --> 00:16:02,088
Bullock was
supposed to tell him.
357
00:16:02,122 --> 00:16:03,689
Apparently they have a thing.
358
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:05,324
Wait a minute.
359
00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:07,660
Then Bullock's
keeping Stan a woman
360
00:16:07,694 --> 00:16:09,228
so he can sleep with him.
361
00:16:09,262 --> 00:16:11,130
I have to find out
where they are.
362
00:16:11,164 --> 00:16:12,865
Well, if Bullock's
trying to seal the deal,
363
00:16:12,899 --> 00:16:14,367
they're probably at his house.
364
00:16:14,401 --> 00:16:16,469
That's where he likes
to have his sex.
365
00:16:18,338 --> 00:16:20,006
There.
Two glasses of zin,
366
00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,009
some pickled ginger,
a bowl of clementines.
367
00:16:23,043 --> 00:16:25,878
The scene is set to
discuss work concerns.
368
00:16:25,912 --> 00:16:27,246
Well, as we both know,
369
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,282
the situation with the fridge
has become untenable.
370
00:16:30,317 --> 00:16:32,718
My proposal:
a second fridge.
371
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:34,320
Where would we put it, you ask?
372
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,155
Put it where the Fruitopia
vending machine is.
373
00:16:36,156 --> 00:16:38,791
I mean, we can keep
waiting for the guy to come back
374
00:16:38,825 --> 00:16:40,926
and restock it,
but it's been 12 years.
375
00:16:40,961 --> 00:16:42,094
It's time to move on.
376
00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:43,496
Intriguing.
377
00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:45,131
Very intriguing.
378
00:16:45,165 --> 00:16:47,299
Oh, I'm so glad you're into it.
379
00:16:47,334 --> 00:16:48,401
Open.
380
00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:50,069
Yes, enjoy that, Smith.
381
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,071
It's the last thing
you'll put in your mouth
382
00:16:52,105 --> 00:16:53,906
a little at a time.
383
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:57,243
Come on, come on!
Get out of my way!
384
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,278
I love what I've heard so far.
385
00:16:59,312 --> 00:17:00,913
You have to tell me more.
386
00:17:00,947 --> 00:17:03,315
Well, I'm just saying,
if we have two fridges,
387
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,284
then we essentially
double our capacity.
388
00:17:05,318 --> 00:17:09,188
You know, I have
over four swords.
389
00:17:09,222 --> 00:17:10,256
Hai-yah!
390
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,759
Oops.
391
00:17:27,474 --> 00:17:30,643
That's the exact
same car as mine.
392
00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,046
Oh, no!
393
00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:36,415
Do I have a man's haircut?
394
00:17:36,450 --> 00:17:38,751
And people don't want to put
their lunches in the door
395
00:17:38,785 --> 00:17:40,820
because it sometimes
squishes the sandwiches.
396
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:43,723
So, Smith, now that you're
a woman permanently,
397
00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:47,059
you and your wife probably
won't be getting it on, eh?
398
00:17:47,094 --> 00:17:49,228
No, I guess not.
399
00:17:49,262 --> 00:17:50,629
We'll just be friends.
400
00:17:50,664 --> 00:17:51,664
Best friends.
401
00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:53,332
Seems like a best friend
402
00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:56,068
would want you to have
all your needs met.
403
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:57,636
Sir, what are you saying?
404
00:17:57,671 --> 00:17:59,238
Look in the mirror, bro.
405
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:03,209
You're a red-hot mama and your
body is crying out for a man.
406
00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:04,977
Let me be that man.
407
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:07,580
I... I-I don't know.
408
00:18:07,614 --> 00:18:10,282
You're telling me you haven't
wondered what it'd be like
409
00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:12,985
if one of us accidentally
changed genders
410
00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,454
after a horrible
pharmacological mishap?
411
00:18:18,225 --> 00:18:20,192
That's what I thought.
412
00:18:20,227 --> 00:18:23,796
Now, what if this happened?
413
00:18:25,232 --> 00:18:27,600
That's... that's not so bad.
414
00:18:27,634 --> 00:18:28,701
You're right.
415
00:18:28,735 --> 00:18:30,469
It's not so bad.
416
00:18:30,504 --> 00:18:32,872
I bought him in Thailand.
417
00:18:32,906 --> 00:18:35,541
You can drown him
if it pleases you.
418
00:18:43,316 --> 00:18:45,618
Stan! Stan!
419
00:18:52,559 --> 00:18:54,560
Oh, no.
420
00:18:54,594 --> 00:18:59,231
♪ This is no ordinary love...
421
00:18:59,266 --> 00:19:00,533
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
422
00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,636
♪ No ordinary love...
423
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,744
Still warm.
424
00:19:11,778 --> 00:19:13,712
I can't believe this
is about to happen.
425
00:19:13,747 --> 00:19:14,914
Wow.
426
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:17,183
When I had my idea
about the fridge, I...
427
00:19:17,217 --> 00:19:19,018
I never thought it
would lead to this.
428
00:19:19,052 --> 00:19:20,386
Your idea about what now?
429
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,754
The break room fridge.
430
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:25,157
Oh, I hate the break room
fridge; it's always so packed.
431
00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:28,360
Someone's got to
do something about that.
432
00:19:28,395 --> 00:19:29,695
Are you kidding me?
433
00:19:31,097 --> 00:19:32,364
No!
434
00:19:32,399 --> 00:19:35,067
You've just been pretending
to listen to me all night!
435
00:19:35,101 --> 00:19:37,469
Do you know
how disrespectful that is?
436
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:40,206
Tell me more.
437
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,507
You're still not listening!
438
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:43,509
Oh, Francine was right.
439
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:46,779
If you love someone, you have to
at least try to listen to them.
440
00:19:46,813 --> 00:19:49,415
I finally know how to be
the man she deserves,
441
00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:51,851
but I'm stuck
as a woman forever.
442
00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,954
Oh, Stan.
443
00:19:54,988 --> 00:19:56,222
Francine?
444
00:19:56,256 --> 00:19:59,725
I heard everything,
and I'm so glad you understand.
445
00:19:59,759 --> 00:20:01,360
And you're not stuck.
446
00:20:01,394 --> 00:20:04,063
There's an antidote
that turns you back into a man.
447
00:20:04,097 --> 00:20:05,397
Well, that's great news.
448
00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:08,234
And he's known the whole time.
449
00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:09,468
Is that true?
450
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,074
Unbelievable.
451
00:20:15,108 --> 00:20:17,276
I'm keeping the sword.
452
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:22,414
I hope this won't
make things weird at work.
453
00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:25,985
Wow.
454
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:27,953
Regrowing a penis was...
455
00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:29,788
not as painful as you'd think.
456
00:20:29,823 --> 00:20:31,624
I'm so glad you're back.
457
00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:33,559
No, hold on.
458
00:20:33,593 --> 00:20:34,760
Pop quiz.
459
00:20:34,794 --> 00:20:36,829
Who did I talk to at the CIA?
460
00:20:36,863 --> 00:20:38,564
Oh, uh, you talked
to the lab lady.
461
00:20:38,598 --> 00:20:40,599
Good. And her name?
462
00:20:40,634 --> 00:20:42,434
Aw, come on. Um...
463
00:20:42,469 --> 00:20:44,770
It starts with a letter
in the alphabet.
464
00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:46,540
Uh, let's see, it's...
465
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,402
it's-it's Blowgus?
466
00:20:48,855 --> 00:20:50,022
The woman's name is Blowgus?
467
00:20:50,056 --> 00:20:52,572
You know what,
I don't remember either.
468
00:20:53,205 --> 00:21:03,078
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