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♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
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♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be
a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky
has a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shining a salute
to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say
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♪ Good...
♪ Good morning, USA
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Aah!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
web dl sync snarry
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Back you go, number 47.
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See you in three years.
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Well, now that my suit is hung,
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it's time for me to show you
something else that's...
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well, not-not hung
but super wide.
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An 18-wheeler!
I made it at work.
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And now sex time.
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Slow down. I want
to finish the story
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I was telling you at dinner.
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Oh, great.
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Where'd I leave off? Oh, yeah.
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So, I saw Sandra at the market today.
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She's still having a tough time
dealing with little Jason.
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I guess he took a blender to school and...
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Welcome, Mr. Smith.
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Back for another evening
of pantomime and shadow?
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♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪
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♪ Only a hippopotamus
will do... ♪
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Stan?
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Stan?
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I'm here!
Okay, let's do this.
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Stan!
What?
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You want to start individually
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and then join forces for the big finale?
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No. I'm tired of you
pretending to listen to me
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just so you can pound this.
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It's disrespectful.
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What? I was listening.
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Oh, really?
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Then you won't mind taking this pop quiz
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about everything I said today.
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The gender of Denise's new baby?
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The ethnicity of your friend Tuvok?
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Your maiden name?
These questions are impossible!
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Impossible to answer right now, because...
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My stomach!
It hurts so bad!
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Oh, brother.
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How dare you!
It could be my appendix!
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Oh. Well, then you'll need
an ambulance, won't you?
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I'm beat.
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You know, you tell yourself
you're gonna get this job
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at Hearty's and it's gonna
be this great thing, but...
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it's not.
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So why don't you quit?
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I'd love to, but I only have $1,200 saved.
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H-Hold up. $1,200?
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Klaus, you can quit your job!
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We'll use that money to start a
business and be our own bosses!
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I don't know.
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What's the business?
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Roger and Klaus's Business.
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I love it!
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Right? I'm thinking we offer
a service or a product
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that customers will pay for.
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: Shh!
Keep your voice down.
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People will hear.
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Thing is, I already had my
appendix out when I was a kid.
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Then what did they remove?
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Some red thing...
I didn't recognize it.
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But how could Francine tell
you weren't listening?
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Didn't you smile while she was speaking?
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Of course.
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Did you remember also to nod?
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Yeah.
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Then that's all you can do.
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There's no third thing to listening.
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I suppose, but I'd still like
to have sex sometime this year.
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She's withholding sex?
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Why didn't you say something?
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Pharmacology Department?
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Send up a bottle of Estrocillin right away!
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What's Estrocillin?
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It's an experimental drug
the CIA has designed
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to enable male agents to listen
to female intelligence targets
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and actually retain the
information they tell them.
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Damn it, why is this fridge always so full?
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That's it. I quit!
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Wait, I can't quit.
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I've got a family.
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Unfortunately, I've already
accepted your resignation.
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Trish. There you are.
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Here's the Estrocillin you requested, sir.
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Here you go, Smith.
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Take these, and in no time you'll be
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connecting with your wife all night long.
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Gentlemen,
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this is the perfect opportunity,
while I have you both here.
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I wanted to let you know that...
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What do you hear, sir?
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Is it the hum of an AC unit?
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Actually, mine's whales.
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Well, we've spent all the money,
but we have our location.
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Wow. So much potential.
Right?
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All that's left is to figure out
what we're gonna sell,
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where we're gonna get it and how to run
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and properly manage a successful business.
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The finishing touches.
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Wait, wait, Francine, don't go to sleep.
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I never got to ask you how your day was.
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Very funny, Stan.
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No, seriously.
I want to know.
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How was your day?
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Well...
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I just wasn't feeling it.
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You know what I mean?
I don't.
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But I want to.
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Elaborate.
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...then she told her
that she'd never said that
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to either of them in the first
place, least of all her.
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Not to her, certainly.
Oh, and, Francine,
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I'm ready to take your listening test.
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Stan, there's no time for a test.
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I want you immediately.
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And I, you.
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But first I got to pee.
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My insides are squirming like eels.
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What are you doing to me, girl?
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Oh, Stan. Pee fast.
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Bathroom phone.
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Smith! Tell me you
haven't taken the Estrocillin!
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Why? What's the prob...
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Oh, my God, sir!
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Either I've gone crazy,
or I've turned into a woman!
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What's the difference?
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Hey, screw you!
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Stan, get out here and ravage me.
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I have a headache from all that screaming.
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Well, not to compete with you,
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but I have a headache
from my skull changing shape.
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How did this happen?
I don't know.
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All I did was take this pill,
but the woman at the lab said
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nothing about recommended dosage
or possible side effects.
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It's imperative that you
only take half a pill.
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A whole pill will
transform you into a woman.
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You know what? I'm gonna
start making them smaller.
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"Increases comprehension
of female chatter."
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So this is why you were listening so well.
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I'm sorry. I was just trying
to be a better husband.
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Don't I get points for effort?
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Yeah, I guess.
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Don't worry.
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We'll figure this out.
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Are... are your boobs
bigger than mine?
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Just different, is all.
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In size.
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So what's with the family meeting?
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What the hell? Dad?
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Kind of.
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Kids, your father's...
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a woman now.
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We all need to process this as a family,
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so if you have any questions,
let's hear them.
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I-I don't understand.
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That's not a question, Hayley.
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And you don't have to
raise your hand, Steve.
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How are you a woman now?
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In every way. From my
ridiculous split ends
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to these boots I'm already sick of.
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Wait, so d-does
this mean...
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Steve had his hand raised.
Steve.
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So, like, are you gonna wear a bra now?
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Absolutely not. Everyone knows
if they're flawless,
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you can go braless.
Next question.
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Will you...
Oh, Steve beat you by a hair.
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Are trains becoming obsolete?
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On the contrary, Steve.
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Trains are more relevant than ever.
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Now Hayley.
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A-Am I the only one
struggling with this here?
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You found a book, right, Stan?
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They didn't have one
where a dad becomes a mom,
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so maybe read it backwards.
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How does it work
with-with you guys then?
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Are you still together?
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Yes. We love each other very much.
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So... you're lesbians now?
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I... I don't know.
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Hey! I figured out what we're
gonna sell for our business.
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Stan's suits!
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He's got hundreds of them
that he doesn't need anymore.
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Is he dead?
Is he finally dead?
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Can I go free?
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No, he's a woman now.
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Oh.
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A woman fish?
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So... lesbians?
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Lesbians.
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Don't-don't do that.
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I-I don't feel
confident there.
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Let me do this.
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Hey.
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Stan, what are you doing?
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I don't know, but it feels like
we're trying to make a fire.
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This isn't working.
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Well, until the CIA fixes you,
I guess sex is off the table.
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'Cause we are not lesbians.
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We should tell the kids.
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Kids, we are not lesbians!
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We tried, but it was a no go!
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Please stop involving me in this!
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I am a child!
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Agent Smith reporting for duty.
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Come in. Let me
get a look at you.
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Do a quick turn for us.
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You really do cut quite
a figure as a woman, Smith.
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You look exactly as I imagined.
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Only I drew the hair a bit short.
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Well, that's easily fixed.
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There it is.
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Any news from the lab on
reversing... all this?
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Not yet, but I'll keep you posted.
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Now off to work with you.
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Go for Bullock.
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Sir, we've successfully engineered a way
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to reverse the effects of Estrocillin.
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Oh, that's exciting.
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Shall I notify Agent Smith?
I'll do it.
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We have a thing where he
likes to hear things from me.
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It's a thing.
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We have it.
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This fridge is always full.
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We need a second one.
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That way, we could have one for drinks
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and the other one for people's bag lunches.
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Not a bad idea.
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I think I should go to
the deputy director with this.
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Are you done having your idea?
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Can I get the Sriracha now?
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Thanks for taking me out.
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I really needed this.
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The girls at work have been
really rough on me.
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No respect.
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I'm like the Rodney Dangerfield
of that office
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because I basically am dead to them.
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Excuse me, are you Megan Fox?
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No.
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So you're just a regular fox.
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Stan, as a woman
with an unnecessarily large
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and perky bosom, you're
gonna get lots of attention.
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Guys will say anything
to try and pick you up,
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and some of it's gonna be tempting.
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So I don't look like Megan Fox?
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I know it's all new and confusing.
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Just be careful.
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Hopefully, you won't
have to be a woman much longer.
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I'll get us another round.
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At The K&R Suit Experience,
we have hundreds of suits,
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in the only color you'll ever need.
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Blue, blue, this shade of blue!
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All suits in stock are 42 regular.
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Smaller than that?
Get it tailored.
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There are tailors all over the city.
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Open a phone book.
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Are you bigger than 42 regular?
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00:12:22,031 --> 00:12:23,065
We can't help you.
264
00:12:23,099 --> 00:12:24,333
Look elsewhere!
265
00:12:24,367 --> 00:12:27,202
These prices are so low,
they're driving us mad.
266
00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:28,737
Why are we burning these suits?
267
00:12:28,771 --> 00:12:29,671
For warmth?
268
00:12:29,706 --> 00:12:32,207
My grip on reality is weakening!
269
00:12:32,242 --> 00:12:35,377
Must... lower... prices.
270
00:12:35,411 --> 00:12:37,379
K&R Suit Experience in Little Detroit.
271
00:12:37,413 --> 00:12:38,614
Next to the abandoned police station.
272
00:12:38,648 --> 00:12:40,682
If you see "God is Dead"
written on the side
273
00:12:40,717 --> 00:12:43,085
of the collapsing overpass,
then you've gone too far!
274
00:12:46,089 --> 00:12:47,556
What do I owe you?
275
00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:49,324
Your drinks have been paid for, miss.
276
00:12:49,359 --> 00:12:50,759
Shut up.
277
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:51,960
Deputy Director Bullock.
278
00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:53,095
What are you doing here?
279
00:12:53,129 --> 00:12:54,363
Is there news from the lab?
280
00:12:54,397 --> 00:12:56,365
Yes, and I'm afraid it isn't good.
281
00:12:56,399 --> 00:12:58,000
There's no cure for this.
282
00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:00,869
You'll be a beautiful woman forever.
283
00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:02,237
Oh, my God.
284
00:13:02,272 --> 00:13:04,706
No time for an honest emotional response.
285
00:13:04,741 --> 00:13:07,909
We also have urgent CIA
business to attend to.
286
00:13:07,944 --> 00:13:09,645
Oh, let me just tell Francine.
287
00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:11,980
As I said, no time.
Now let's go.
288
00:13:12,015 --> 00:13:15,017
Yes, sir. I'll grab my pashmina
and meet you out front.
289
00:13:16,953 --> 00:13:18,920
See that woman over there?
290
00:13:18,955 --> 00:13:20,222
I'm going to rail her.
291
00:13:20,256 --> 00:13:22,224
Oh! We got one!
292
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:24,192
♪ You say you're gonna rail her ♪
293
00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:25,727
♪ We're really glad to hear
294
00:13:25,762 --> 00:13:27,095
♪ And after you've completed
295
00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,298
♪ She'll be grinning
ear to ear, hey! ♪
296
00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,334
I love the family atmosphere here.
297
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,717
Have you seen my husband?
298
00:13:39,837 --> 00:13:41,860
Six foot tall?
Dark hair?
299
00:13:42,078 --> 00:13:43,279
Body of a woman?
300
00:13:43,313 --> 00:13:44,580
Oh, that lady.
301
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,982
She left about 20 minutes ago
with some guy.
302
00:13:47,017 --> 00:13:49,451
What? Do you remember
anything about him?
303
00:13:49,486 --> 00:13:52,254
Not much. Only that he was bald,
worked for the CIA,
304
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:53,989
and sounded like The Beatles.
305
00:13:54,024 --> 00:13:56,392
Not when they sing,
but when they do interviews.
306
00:13:56,426 --> 00:13:57,126
Bullock!
307
00:14:01,865 --> 00:14:03,299
So, what's the urgent business?
308
00:14:03,333 --> 00:14:06,302
Oh, that.
Yes, well, um...
309
00:14:07,504 --> 00:14:08,871
Mission cancelled.
310
00:14:08,905 --> 00:14:11,640
Looks like another gumshoe
found Carmen Sandiego for us.
311
00:14:11,675 --> 00:14:12,775
Well, that is good news.
312
00:14:12,809 --> 00:14:15,077
I guess you can take me back to the bar.
313
00:14:15,111 --> 00:14:18,013
Or we could just keep driving.
314
00:14:18,048 --> 00:14:21,617
It's rare that I get one-on-one
time with my employees.
315
00:14:21,651 --> 00:14:24,386
Actually, I was hoping
to talk to you about a solution
316
00:14:24,421 --> 00:14:26,288
to the break room fridge problem that,
317
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,223
frankly, I'm pretty excited about.
318
00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:34,296
You ever see one of these bad boys?
319
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,533
Not many people get the chance
to see the moon while moving.
320
00:14:37,567 --> 00:14:38,734
It's...
321
00:14:42,205 --> 00:14:43,372
Are you okay?
322
00:14:43,406 --> 00:14:46,475
God, I am so sick of that happening.
323
00:14:46,509 --> 00:14:49,812
But let's not let it ruin our night.
324
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:52,281
Anyway, about my idea for
the fridge in the break room...
325
00:14:52,315 --> 00:14:54,717
Yes, I can't wait to discuss it.
326
00:14:54,751 --> 00:14:57,853
But we should probably
do it somewhere indoors.
327
00:14:57,887 --> 00:15:01,190
Where could we go?
Where could we go?
328
00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:03,959
I suppose we could go to my place.
329
00:15:05,061 --> 00:15:07,896
I mean, we're already here.
330
00:15:10,433 --> 00:15:13,135
Not one customer all day.
331
00:15:13,169 --> 00:15:14,370
I mean, that dog came in,
332
00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:16,438
but he was just looking for a place to die.
333
00:15:16,473 --> 00:15:18,474
Let's get out of here.
334
00:15:22,579 --> 00:15:24,313
Thanks a lot, Obama.
335
00:15:25,764 --> 00:15:27,125
Is this the warehouse dance party?
336
00:15:28,184 --> 00:15:29,551
Flyer says 50 bucks.
337
00:15:29,586 --> 00:15:30,986
This is the place, right?
338
00:15:32,255 --> 00:15:33,389
Oh, yeah.
339
00:15:33,423 --> 00:15:35,491
Yeah, this is the place you think it is.
340
00:15:35,525 --> 00:15:36,692
Head on in.
341
00:15:36,726 --> 00:15:38,093
Head on in.
342
00:15:38,128 --> 00:15:40,129
Text your friends, tell them you found it.
343
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,833
Stan?
344
00:15:44,868 --> 00:15:46,335
Stan?!
345
00:15:48,371 --> 00:15:50,672
Sorry to interrupt your science,
346
00:15:50,707 --> 00:15:53,175
but have you seen my husband Stan Smith?
347
00:15:53,209 --> 00:15:54,510
Anatomically a woman.
348
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,111
Agent Smith is still a woman?
349
00:15:56,146 --> 00:15:57,579
Well, yeah.
350
00:15:57,614 --> 00:15:59,181
We're still waiting on a cure.
351
00:15:59,215 --> 00:16:00,516
There is a cure.
352
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:03,719
A simple pill that'll
turn Stan back into a man.
353
00:16:03,753 --> 00:16:05,888
Bullock was supposed to tell him.
354
00:16:05,922 --> 00:16:07,489
Apparently they have a thing.
355
00:16:07,524 --> 00:16:09,124
Wait a minute.
356
00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:11,460
Then Bullock's keeping Stan a woman
357
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,028
so he can sleep with him.
358
00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:14,930
I have to find out where they are.
359
00:16:14,964 --> 00:16:16,684
Well, if Bullock's trying to seal the deal,
360
00:16:16,699 --> 00:16:18,167
they're probably at his house.
361
00:16:18,201 --> 00:16:20,269
That's where he likes to have his sex.
362
00:16:22,138 --> 00:16:23,806
There.
Two glasses of zin,
363
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,809
some pickled ginger, a bowl of clementines.
364
00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:29,678
The scene is set to discuss work concerns.
365
00:16:29,712 --> 00:16:31,046
Well, as we both know,
366
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,082
the situation with the fridge
has become untenable.
367
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:36,518
My proposal:
a second fridge.
368
00:16:36,553 --> 00:16:38,120
Where would we put it, you ask?
369
00:16:38,154 --> 00:16:39,955
Put it where the Fruitopia
vending machine is.
370
00:16:39,956 --> 00:16:42,591
I mean, we can keep
waiting for the guy to come back
371
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,726
and restock it, but it's been 12 years.
372
00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:45,894
It's time to move on.
373
00:16:45,929 --> 00:16:47,296
Intriguing.
374
00:16:47,330 --> 00:16:48,931
Very intriguing.
375
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:51,099
Oh, I'm so glad you're into it.
376
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:52,201
Open.
377
00:16:52,235 --> 00:16:53,869
Yes, enjoy that, Smith.
378
00:16:53,903 --> 00:16:55,871
It's the last thing
you'll put in your mouth
379
00:16:55,905 --> 00:16:57,706
a little at a time.
380
00:16:57,740 --> 00:17:01,043
Come on, come on!
Get out of my way!
381
00:17:01,077 --> 00:17:03,078
I love what I've heard so far.
382
00:17:03,112 --> 00:17:04,713
You have to tell me more.
383
00:17:04,747 --> 00:17:07,115
Well, I'm just saying,
if we have two fridges,
384
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,084
then we essentially double our capacity.
385
00:17:09,118 --> 00:17:12,988
You know, I have over four swords.
386
00:17:13,022 --> 00:17:14,056
Hai-yah!
387
00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,559
Oops.
388
00:17:31,274 --> 00:17:34,443
That's the exact same car as mine.
389
00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:37,846
Oh, no!
390
00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:40,215
Do I have a man's haircut?
391
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,551
And people don't want to put
their lunches in the door
392
00:17:42,585 --> 00:17:44,620
because it sometimes
squishes the sandwiches.
393
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:47,523
So, Smith, now that you're
a woman permanently,
394
00:17:47,557 --> 00:17:50,859
you and your wife probably
won't be getting it on?
395
00:17:50,894 --> 00:17:53,028
No, I guess not.
396
00:17:53,062 --> 00:17:54,429
We'll just be friends.
397
00:17:54,464 --> 00:17:55,464
Best friends.
398
00:17:55,498 --> 00:17:57,132
Seems like a best friend
399
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,868
would want you to have all your needs met.
400
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,436
Sir, what are you saying?
401
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,038
Look in the mirror, bro.
402
00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:07,009
You're a red-hot mama and your
body is crying out for a man.
403
00:18:07,043 --> 00:18:08,777
Let me be that man.
404
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:11,380
I... I-I don't know.
405
00:18:11,414 --> 00:18:14,082
You're telling me you haven't
wondered what it'd be like
406
00:18:14,117 --> 00:18:16,785
if one of us accidentally changed genders
407
00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:19,254
after a horrible pharmacological mishap?
408
00:18:22,025 --> 00:18:23,992
That's what I thought.
409
00:18:24,027 --> 00:18:27,596
Now, what if this happened?
410
00:18:29,032 --> 00:18:31,400
That's... that's not so bad.
411
00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:32,501
You're right.
412
00:18:32,535 --> 00:18:34,269
It's not so bad.
413
00:18:34,304 --> 00:18:36,672
I bought him in Thailand.
414
00:18:36,706 --> 00:18:39,341
You can drown him if it pleases you.
415
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,418
Stan! Stan!
416
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,360
Oh, no.
417
00:18:58,394 --> 00:19:03,031
♪ This is no ordinary love...
418
00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:07,436
♪ No ordinary love...
419
00:19:13,910 --> 00:19:15,544
Still warm.
420
00:19:15,578 --> 00:19:17,512
I can't believe this is about to happen.
421
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,714
Wow.
422
00:19:18,748 --> 00:19:20,983
When I had my idea about the fridge, I...
423
00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:22,818
I never thought it would lead to this.
424
00:19:22,852 --> 00:19:24,186
Your idea about what now?
425
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,554
The break room fridge.
426
00:19:25,588 --> 00:19:28,957
Oh, I hate the break room
fridge; it's always so packed.
427
00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:32,160
Someone's got to do something about that.
428
00:19:32,195 --> 00:19:33,495
Are you kidding me?
429
00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:36,164
No!
430
00:19:36,199 --> 00:19:38,867
You've just been pretending
to listen to me all night!
431
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,269
Do you know how disrespectful that is?
432
00:19:42,872 --> 00:19:44,006
Tell me more.
433
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,307
You're still not listening!
434
00:19:45,341 --> 00:19:47,309
Oh, Francine was right.
435
00:19:47,343 --> 00:19:50,579
If you love someone, you have to
at least try to listen to them.
436
00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:53,215
I finally know how to be
the man she deserves,
437
00:19:53,249 --> 00:19:55,651
but I'm stuck as a woman forever.
438
00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,754
Oh, Stan.
439
00:19:58,788 --> 00:20:00,022
Francine?
440
00:20:00,056 --> 00:20:03,525
I heard everything,
and I'm so glad you understand.
441
00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,160
And you're not stuck.
442
00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:07,863
There's an antidote
that turns you back into a man.
443
00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:09,197
Well, that's great news.
444
00:20:10,066 --> 00:20:12,034
And he's known the whole time.
445
00:20:12,068 --> 00:20:13,268
Is that true?
446
00:20:16,472 --> 00:20:18,874
Unbelievable.
447
00:20:18,908 --> 00:20:21,076
I'm keeping the sword.
448
00:20:23,312 --> 00:20:26,214
I hope this won't
make things weird at work.
449
00:20:28,751 --> 00:20:29,785
Wow.
450
00:20:29,819 --> 00:20:31,753
Regrowing a penis was...
451
00:20:31,788 --> 00:20:33,588
not as painful as you'd think.
452
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,424
I'm so glad you're back.
453
00:20:35,458 --> 00:20:37,359
No, hold on.
454
00:20:37,393 --> 00:20:38,560
Pop quiz.
455
00:20:38,594 --> 00:20:40,629
Who did I talk to at the CIA?
456
00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,364
Oh, you talked to the lab lady.
457
00:20:42,398 --> 00:20:44,399
Good. And her name?
458
00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:46,234
Aw, come on. Um...
459
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,570
It starts with a letter in the alphabet.
460
00:20:48,604 --> 00:20:50,340
Let's see, it's...
461
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,202
it's-it's Blowgus?
462
00:20:52,655 --> 00:20:53,822
The woman's name is Blowgus?
463
00:20:53,856 --> 00:20:56,372
You know what, I don't remember either.
464
00:20:57,005 --> 00:21:06,878
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