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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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Okay, Emma, next question:

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I need two words to describe your daddy.

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- Ha.
- Fun.

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Well, you wouldn't be
here if I wasn't, right?

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Ben, I can't believe you signed
up for match-making night.

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Someone having trouble meeting girls?

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No.

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But if a computer's gonna help me
custom-build one, I say why not?

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It's a girl, not a burger.

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One of my clients actually met her husband

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through one of these
match-making thingies...

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- See? It does work.
- ...and then she tried to kill him.

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I believe the word you're
glossing over is "tried."

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No no no. Ben, you do not want
to meet Gretchen Schilling.

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Truly the scariest client I've ever had.

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Wait wait wait, Gretchen Schilling?

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Didn't you try to set me up with her?

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Yes, but that was before I
was 100% sure she was guilty.

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Which is why I'm asking a computer

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to set me up instead of you.

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In a few hours I'll be standing
face-to-face with my dream girl.

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13. 13 here.

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Any takers?

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13?

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<i>Is somebody looking for 13?</i>

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Mom?

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<i>♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪</i>

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<i>♪ can take your life
and change direction. ♪</i>

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How could someone so awesome
end up with someone so...

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- Equally awesome?
- Uh-huh.

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Don't think I'm excited to
find out I can't do better

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than a bartender whose
mother still cleans his room.

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I wore my lucky bra for this.

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If everyone else's matches were this awful,

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there's gotta be a bunch
of lonely lookers out there.

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Oh! There's a girl I
could bring home to mom.

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Oh, Benji, so young, so innocent, I can
smell her marital boredom from here.

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Plus her husband hit on me at
the dry-cleaner's last week...

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Which may explain why she's here.

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- What about that one?
- Oh God no.

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The boobs, the hair, the nose... All fake.

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The maintenance alone would break you.

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Wow. I didn't know you
were so good at this.

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Oh, Ben, the things you don't know about
me could fill an adult bookstore.

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I can't believe I'm gonna ask you this, but...
will you be my wingmom?

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Wait. For the first time in history,

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a son actually wants his mother's
opinion on who to go out with?

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Yeah, I do.

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I think I'm gonna cry.

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Almost there. Wait for it.

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- Ta-da!
- That is so cool!

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The laundromat re-opened.

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So that means they never found out who
was responsible for the drier fire.

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- Right?
- No no, not the laundromat...

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- The car! Adele the chevelle...
- Oh my God.

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...the only woman my dad truly loved.

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Wait, I thought your mom made
him sell that car in the divorce.

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Well, yeah, he said he'd do a
lot of things that he didn't,

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like stay married to
her and not hit on guys.

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Which reminds me... Do not
tell my mom about this.

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Wait. So what are you gonna do with it?

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And by "you," I mean "we."

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Well, he's finally coming to pick
it up out of storage in a week,

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so I said I'd make sure she's ready.

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And how could I do that
without a little test drive?

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Which will probably last a week.

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And I know where we are going first...

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The beach.

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We're gonna take this hot
rod to meet some hot bods.

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Yeah, but the beach is only the first stop.

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I've been waiting to drive
this car my entire life.

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My life just flashed before my eyes.

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This is never happening again.

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We only went around the block.

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But that block was like a war zone,

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with 200 giant yellow
tanks all aiming for Adele.

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I believe they're called taxis.

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Yeah. Bro, you were going so slow, I
bought a hot dog from the back seat.

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Just one mark on this car
and my dad will disown me.

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You know what? I totally get it,

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and I don't want you to do anything
you're not comfortable with.

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So why don't you take Emma upstairs

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and we will make sure
everything is spotless?

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- Thanks, Tuck.
- Yeah.

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- Don't forget the keys.
- Oh, I won't.

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Whoo. Okay.

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Whoa. Hey, what are you doing?

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I'm going to the beach.

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I have to. I already updated my status.

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Hey, I know that you boys
have no morals or integrity,

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but I will not lie to Danny like that.

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All right? He's my best
friend and we have a code.

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I'll let you drive on the way back.

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- Code broken. I'm in.
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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Whoo!

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I call this one "the Ben,"
because it's strong, smooth

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and might just get you in trouble.

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Okay, thanks for playing.

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We'll see you next time on
"Who wants to date my son?"

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- Okay, bye-bye.
- Mom, what are you doing?

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You're the one who told me to
talk to her in the first place.

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Yeah, for practice... Until
I found you a good one,

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which I just did... in the men's room.

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- And that's why you're my wingmom.
- Yeah.

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I never would've thought to look
for a girl in the men's room.

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Uh-huh. Yeah, well, she's
gonna be out here any minute,

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so stand up straight, fix your
collar and whatever you do...

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Don't be yourself.

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- Yeah, all clear.
- Maybe if we don't say anything, he won't notice.

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Really? Yeah, I think he's gonna
notice that he's missing this.

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But I mean, you never know.
Maybe the giant scratch

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on the side of the door will distract him.

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You know, I can't believe
I let you talk me into this.

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Oh, you are not pinning this
on me. You were the one driving.

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Oh, but you were the one screaming at me.

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Yeah, I was screaming,
"Watch out for that mailbox!"

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You know what? Turning on each
other is not gonna fix anything.

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So here's what we're gonna do:
I'll call the body shop

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and you make sure that Danny does not...

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- Hey.
- Oh, hey, guys.

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- Shopping.
- Coffee.

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- Shopping...
- For coffee.

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- We didn't find any.
- No.

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- But Riley was just walking me home.
- Yeah.

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- So there you go. Bye.
- Bye.

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Well, I was just going to go say good night to Adele.

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Now? No, she's fine.

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Yeah, we were just down there.

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She's all tucked in for the night.

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Oh, look, Ben's here. Hey,
Ben. Let's talk to Ben.

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Tell us something, anything.
Please, I beg of you.

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You know, you're not gonna believe it,

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but I think Mom has found
me the perfect woman.

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Oh, last week she found
me the perfect shirt.

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Man, she's on a roll.

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Just...

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I'm telling you, man,
that woman is amazing.

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Oh God! How hot is it in that elevator?

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Whew! It's more like a hell-evator.

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Though that shouldn't affect you, Tuck
Tuck, since heat tends to rise. Bwa-dup!

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So, Benji, how did it go with Bailey?

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I mean, was I right or was I right?

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You were so right. We already had lunch

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she's on her way over here for dinner.
- Yes.

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And if all goes well, I'll
be serving her breakfast.

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Oh yeah, that's my boy!
Yeah! Yeah, you know what?

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I probably shouldn't be
doing that with my son.

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That's weird. Okay.

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It's funny, but I already feel like
I've known Bailey my whole life.

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Knock knock! Whoo!

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That elevator is quite the slow cooker.

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You should call that thing an oven-ator.

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Well, aren't you adorable?

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I guess this apartment doesn't
have a height restriction.

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Boop boop boop.

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Yo. Yo, isn't she hilarious?

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I don't know. It's hard
to hear from down here.

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Bailey, this is Tucker, this is my
brother Danny and you know my Mom.

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- Bons.
- Bails.

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So can I get you a glass of wine?

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Just one? What is this, church?

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Oh!

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So what do you think? Isn't she great?

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Oh my God. I know, right?

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I think you're dating Mom.

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Don't you just love her?

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Jinx!

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I don't see it. I don't.

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I gotta say, I like a girl
who brings her own toothbrush.

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Not my first bedroom rodeo, Benji.

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Benji? Is there any way
you can not call me that?

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That's kind of what my mom calls me.

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Oh my God, how much do I love her?

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It turns out we have the same
hair girl, the same pilates girl

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and the same nail girl.
Her girls are my girls.

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It's like we're the same girl.

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Yeah, if we could possibly
stop talking about my mom,

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that would be super helpful.

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You know what else might be helpful?

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If I slip out of something comfortable.

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Bingo. Yeah, that would do it.

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- Should I dim the lights?
- Don't bother.

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I wore my lucky bra for this.

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What you say?

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I said come to mama.

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Are you all right?

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I don't think I'm ever gonna be all right.

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We need to break up.

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- Where are the keys?
- I hid them where Danny would never look.

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I mean, that dude ain't done
a dish since he moved in.

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You know what I'm saying?

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Great, come on, let's
get out of here. Awesome.

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Oh!

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Perfect, you found my keys.

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You know what? I've been
thinking. I'm being an idiot.

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Millions of people drive in this city
every day without getting in an accident.

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Probably not as many as you think.

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- No, not.
- Well, Adele and I are going to the beach

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with or without you two. It's your call.

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Yeah.

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Oh well, the beach sounds great,
so we'll meet you by the car.

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Yeah, hey, thanks for grabbing everything.

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What do you mean you're
not gonna see her anymore?

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- Don't you find her attractive?
- Yeah, I do,

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which has it's own set of issues.

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Honey, she is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

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Look, mom, I'm sorry, but I've
already told her flat out it's over.

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Bailey and I are done.

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Hey, guys.

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Baby, you look so cute
in your little uniform.

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- What are you doing here?
- Just visiting my man at work.

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Oh.

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Well, I hope you mean this guy,

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because if I recall, we decided
to stop seeing each other.

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No, as I recall, you decided and
now I'm undeciding for you.

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Did you miss the part
where I said we were done?

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Followed by the text
that said we were done,

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followed by the phone call and email
that I believe were similarly themed?

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Ben, you might not know this, but I'm the
best thing that ever happened to you.

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But we can talk about it more
when you get home from work.

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Home? We don't have a home.

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Sure we do. I was just there
cleaning out some drawers.

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Wait, how'd you get in my apartment?

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Oh, I made a copy of your keys.

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You made a copy of my keys?

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Yeah. Oh, and...

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Here's your mail. See
you later, Benji-boo.

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How do you feel about chicken for dinner?

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Oh! Never mind, I'll surprise you.

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Oh! Come by any time,
Bons. We'd love to have you.

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Well, I think somebody owes
their mother an apology.

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She is nothing like me.

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She is nuts!

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Oh yeah, you've gotta get those keys back.

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There, super glue and duct tape.

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This is never gonna work.

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It just needs to get us to the beach.

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And then once we're
there, we'll be all like,

240
00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:24,976
"Oh my God, Danny,
somebody sideswiped the car

241
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,145
and then tried to super glue
and duct tape it back together."

242
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,148
- Here he comes.
- Hey.

243
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,684
Hey, guys, ready to go? Oh my God!

244
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,153
I think I forgot the chips.

245
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:37,155
All right, that's okay. Who needs 'em?

246
00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:40,492
All right, hop hop, chop chop, 'cause
you don't want your mom walking by

247
00:12:40,494 --> 00:12:41,860
and catching you in a great big lie.

248
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,928
- Nope.
- Thanks, guys.

249
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,931
- Thank you.
- Great.

250
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,833
Oh my God, I think we're pulling it off.

251
00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,101
Don't jinx it, don't jinx it.

252
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,673
Right, here we go.

253
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,943
- Cool.
- Bailey!

254
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,044
- Let's go.
- Ready to go?

255
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,517
- Hey, what happened to the...
- Oh! Look out!

256
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,119
Bailey, are you okay?

257
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,655
Oh my God.

258
00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:14,559
Is this your father's car?!

259
00:13:20,499 --> 00:13:23,868
Okay, you just let us know if
you need anything, Bailey-bee.

260
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:28,773
Pillow, tea, perhaps a
bus ticket to crazy town?

261
00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:30,074
Well?

262
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:35,213
Well, it's just a bruised wrist, so
unfortunately she's gonna make it.

263
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,884
Yo, is it wrong to hit someone with a car

264
00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,853
and a restraining order on the same day?

265
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,989
If only it were that simple.

266
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,758
It seems if you break up with her,

267
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,093
she's gonna sue Danny
for everything he's worth,

268
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,030
which I'd be fine with if I
didn't get 15% off the top.

269
00:13:53,232 --> 00:13:55,466
Mom, you have to fix this.

270
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,602
You're the one that brought
itsy-bitsy Bonnie into our lives.

271
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:02,640
Oh! And... yeah, well, you're the one
who mowed her down with dad's mistress,

272
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,109
that two-door whore Adrienne.

273
00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,078
You know her name is Adele mom.

274
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,913
I don't care what her name is!

275
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,148
I need all of us to focus!

276
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:14,986
Since you seem to have one or
two things in common with Bailey,

277
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,255
what would get rid of you?

278
00:14:18,958 --> 00:14:22,060
Well, probably a single
dad who works for tips

279
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,962
and lives with a giant and a dwarf!

280
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:30,068
But since that hasn't worked, I don't know!

281
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:34,038
Great. So she's the mother
of the mother of all crazies.

282
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,208
That's it.

283
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:40,211
You just have to out-crazy the crazy.

284
00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,916
- I think I know how to fix this.
- You do?

285
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:47,852
Oh yeah, that Ray Wheeler is gonna rue

286
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,989
the day he tried to hide
Annabelle and double-cross me!

287
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,925
- Mom, you know it's "Adele"!
- I don't care what her name is!

288
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,894
Okay, mom!

289
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:58,730
Again, kinda missing the real issue here.

290
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,165
No, I'm not. It's parked right downstairs.

291
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,170
Well, I think mom's out.

292
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,740
Now what are we supposed to do?

293
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,276
It's Riley's phone.

294
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,212
Pete's auto body?

295
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:17,982
Riley, that girl's body
bouncing off the windshield

296
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,184
is the best thing that's
every happened to us.

297
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:25,089
You know, just play it cool and
he'll blame all the damage on her.

298
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:29,060
Great. You're right. I can do this.

299
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,129
"Scratch? What scratch?"

300
00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:35,767
That was the repair guy.

301
00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,769
Scratch? What scratch?

302
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,739
The scratch he got when he hit Bailey,

303
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:44,008
and the scratch that your good friend Riley

304
00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,144
already called to have
taken care of for you.

305
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,847
Oh yeah, that's me, just
always thinking ahead.

306
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,951
So far ahead, you actually called

307
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:56,120
a whole day before the accident?

308
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,689
I got nothing.

309
00:15:58,924 --> 00:16:01,859
I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened.

310
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,095
Okay, that mailbox just
jumped out of nowhere.

311
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:08,032
I'm sorry, I just...
I don't know, I panicked.

312
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,801
I mean, a mailbox is federal property.

313
00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,937
I could go to jail. I could
end up like Gretchen Schilling,

314
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,139
behind bars with a stainless steel toilet

315
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,142
and... and no hair product.

316
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,011
I wouldn't make it.

317
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:23,147
I mean, those girls are
even crazier than that one.

318
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,652
Oh my God, that's exactly what we need.

319
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,788
- Oh my God, Ben, listen...
- No no no no, it's like what mom said,

320
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,156
we need to out-crazy the crazy.

321
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,058
- Where's Gretchen these days?
- No. No no no.

322
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,828
Ben, I am not calling
the scariest person I know

323
00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,329
to come threaten your new roommate.

324
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,699
Oh, so you would rather
let your best friend

325
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:46,004
get dragged into court for something
both myself and the postmaster general

326
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,140
would agree is actually your fault?!

327
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:57,949
Well, now that I think about it,
her number is still in my phone.

328
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,124
Oh, I wonder who that could be.

329
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,126
Are you gentlemen expecting anyone?

330
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,929
I know I am not.

331
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:16,701
Nor am I.

332
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:23,107
Riley, what are you doing here?
Where's Gretchen?

333
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,276
Turns out the number I had
was from a stolen phone.

334
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,313
But don't worry. I got this.

335
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:32,183
Shut up, Wheeler,
and let me see my baby.

336
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,885
Mama's home!

337
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,988
Yo, who's the wigstand?

338
00:17:38,190 --> 00:17:40,725
Better question: Who's this?

339
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,293
That's Gretchen, Emma's mom.

340
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:46,164
Yeah. Yeah, she's been away
for like the last six months.

341
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,399
Supposed to be nine but,
you know, good behavior.

342
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:57,141
And how about you get your
feet off my coffee table?

343
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:03,147
I didn't steal it for you to ruin.

344
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:07,885
And this is Bailey.
She's a... a friend.

345
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,354
Oh, I am a lot more than a friend.

346
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:14,992
Well, you're not anymore, 'cause now
that I'm out, I am back with my man.

347
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:18,129
And I'm warning you...
don't get in my way.

348
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,503
- Was that a threat?
- Yes.

349
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,205
Yeah, I believe it was.

350
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:31,175
One... that I would take very seriously.

351
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:35,012
And if I ever... see you round here again,

352
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:40,918
well, I'm gonna do some bad
things, some very bad things.

353
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,922
Oh yeah? Like what?

354
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,892
Things... that are bad.

355
00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,862
Okay, I fixed everything.

356
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,865
Mom, look out. It's
Ben's baby mama, Gretchen,

357
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:58,236
and she's back from prison.
- Yeah. Yeah, watch out, or she will cut you.

358
00:19:00,506 --> 00:19:03,174
With what, her sharp wit?

359
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,977
Yeah, I think I'm good.

360
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,446
And you, listen up, you little sea monkey.

361
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:10,381
No, you all listen.

362
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:13,050
Look, Ben, I know what you're doing.

363
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,920
You could've just broken up
with me like a normal person.

364
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,155
Actually, I couldn't.

365
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,056
I tried, like, a gabillion times.

366
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,525
Well, I can take a hint.

367
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:22,560
Again, I tried.

368
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:25,196
But don't think I'm leaving quietly.

369
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:30,434
I am going to sue you so hard
you're all gonna feel it!

370
00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:36,007
And to think... I was
gonna make you marry me!

371
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:44,382
God. You gotta love her spunk, huh?

372
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,117
Mom, you ruined everything!

373
00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:47,952
Riley was about to scare her off!

374
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,322
Really? 'Cause I didn't
think it was going that well.

375
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,425
Are you kidding me?

376
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,160
Girl, I thought you nailed it.

377
00:19:57,129 --> 00:20:00,231
Right, because Riley is so scary!

378
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,133
Oh, come on! You can't
jump all over it like...

379
00:20:02,135 --> 00:20:06,037
- oh, is this about Adele?!
- For the love of God, focus! Huh?!

380
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:10,474
- What are we gonna do?!
- Okay, just calm down.

381
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:14,111
I said I was gonna fix it, and I did.

382
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:18,316
If there's no car, there's no crime.

383
00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:23,354
Wait, what do you mean,
"if there's no car"?

384
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,459
It's more of a coffee table now.

385
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,063
Damn. My sunglasses were in there.

386
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,131
What am I supposed to tell dad now?

387
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:35,933
I'm almost positive he's gonna notice this.

388
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,202
Oh, he definitely will.

389
00:20:38,204 --> 00:20:41,005
Here, quick, take a picture. Okay.

390
00:20:42,075 --> 00:20:45,142
All right, take a bunch.
I want to make a calendar.

391
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,079
Ooh. Ooh!

392
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,914
I'm sorry, Ray.

393
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,116
Adele got a little Fender bender.

394
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,484
My bad.

395
00:20:55,887 --> 00:20:56,954
9?

396
00:20:58,056 --> 00:20:59,457
9?

397
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,525
Come on, mama needs a 9!

398
00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,996
Oh, whoa. Nice tan, buddy.

399
00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:06,063
Call me when you get a job.

400
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:11,535
10? 10?

401
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,604
Where is my perfect 10?

402
00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,176
Well, hello.