1 00:00:05,706 --> 00:00:07,344 Boy, do I have to urinate. 2 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:10,913 If only there were a solution to that. 3 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:15,091 Seriously. I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis. 4 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,561 So go to the bathroom. 5 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:19,891 I can't. 6 00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,564 Why not? 7 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:26,528 Because I'm trying to decide between getting an Xbox One or a PS4. 8 00:00:27,761 --> 00:00:30,002 Oh, "pee." Why'd I say that? 9 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,677 Forgive me for asking a stupid question, 10 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,508 but why are you being stupid? 11 00:00:37,938 --> 00:00:39,383 I'm not being stupid. 12 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,453 I'm employing the work of Dutch researcher, Mirjam Tuk, 13 00:00:42,609 --> 00:00:45,522 who found that people with full bladders make better decisions. 14 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,918 Why did I pee before I decided to move in here? 15 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:53,923 'Hi! -Hey. How'd the audition go? 16 00:00:54,087 --> 00:00:56,897 I killed it. I was even able to cry real tears right on the spot. 17 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,195 -That's great. -I know. 18 00:00:58,358 --> 00:00:59,962 Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, 19 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:01,572 here come the waterworks. 20 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:03,566 Here come the waterworks! 21 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,246 -Aren't you gonna ask? -What is this, my first day? 22 00:01:12,372 --> 00:01:14,249 I (THEME SONG PLAYS) 23 00:01:38,231 --> 00:01:40,472 Can I get your opinion on something that happened at work today? 24 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,806 -Yeah, sure. -of course. 25 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:45,473 I did something that will either make me look like a lovable goof 26 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:48,677 or a horrible monster damned to spend eternity in hell. 27 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:51,648 I'm sure it's lovable. 28 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:53,792 I'm gonna go with monster. What do you got? 29 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:57,253 Well, there's this lady in our office who's retiring, 30 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:59,829 and they were passing around one of those big cards for us to sign... 31 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:00,988 Okay. 32 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:04,533 No one told me she was in a horrible car accident over the weekend 33 00:02:04,691 --> 00:02:06,932 and what I was signing was not a retirement card 34 00:02:07,094 --> 00:02:08,835 but was actually a "get well" card. 35 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,533 I'm liking my odds here. 36 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,680 So on the card, in the hospital, 37 00:02:15,836 --> 00:02:18,544 next to the woman who's clinging to life are the words, 38 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,844 "Hey, Vivian. You deserve this. 39 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,548 And at least with you gone, 40 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:28,522 no one will steal my yogurt out of the fridge." 41 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,320 No! 42 00:02:32,619 --> 00:02:33,825 "LOL. Smiley face." 43 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,864 Oh, my gosh. 44 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,364 "P.S. Good luck wherever you wind up." 45 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:42,701 Why didn't I put money on this? 46 00:02:45,232 --> 00:02:46,836 Hey, that's my agent. If I got the part, 47 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,174 it's still the second best thing I've heard all day. Hello? 48 00:02:50,570 --> 00:02:51,878 Am I a terrible person? 49 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:54,417 No. No, it was a mistake. 50 00:02:54,574 --> 00:02:56,144 Am I a terrible person that it crossed my mind 51 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:58,186 that she might die and never see the card? 52 00:02:58,578 --> 00:03:00,580 Now I think you're flirting with the line. 53 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,986 -Good news? -No, I didn't get it. 54 00:03:04,151 --> 00:03:05,391 I'm so sorry. 55 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:07,190 You'll get offered something soon. 56 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,664 I kind of did. The part in that awful horror movie 57 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:11,325 I passed on came back around. 58 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:13,232 Apparently, it's mine if I want it. 59 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,531 Are you gonna take it? 60 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,071 I don't know what to do. 61 00:03:16,229 --> 00:03:18,175 Maybe you'll get hit by a car and die. 62 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:22,607 LOL, right? 63 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,546 Hey. Emily, right? 64 00:03:32,446 --> 00:03:33,447 Yeah. 65 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,854 I don't know if you remember me. 66 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:37,689 From the dating website. 67 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,058 Your friend emailed me because you were afraid to, 68 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,961 then you tracked me down and acted like a lunatic? 69 00:03:42,122 --> 00:03:44,068 Yes, Rajesh Koothrappali. 70 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,766 Look, I just... I wanted to say I'm sorry. 71 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,470 You were, like, the coolest person I ever found online, 72 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:56,444 and I got really nervous and I just blew it. 73 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:58,609 Don't worry about it. 74 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:00,975 And if it makes you feel any better, 75 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:03,451 you're not the weirdest guy I've met off the Internet. 76 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:07,114 Well, give me a chance, you don't even know me. 77 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:12,293 All right, here's your chance. 78 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,493 What? Really? 79 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,727 Thank you. 80 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,335 Fate has given me a rare second chance, 81 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,301 and I swear to Vishnu I'm not gonna blow it. 82 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:23,937 Or normal words followed by a charming smile. 83 00:04:29,636 --> 00:04:32,242 First there was PlayStation, aka PS1, 84 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:35,409 then PS2, PS3 and now PS4. 85 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,679 And that makes sense. 86 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:39,346 You'd think after Xbox, there'd be Xbox 2. 87 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:43,290 But no, next came Xbox 360. Hm? 88 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,454 And now, after 360, comes Xbox One. 89 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,955 Why "One"? 90 00:04:49,856 --> 00:04:52,302 Maybe that's how many seconds of thought they put into naming it. 91 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:54,935 Can you get the butter, please? 92 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,666 You know, however, with the Xbox One, 93 00:04:57,831 --> 00:05:00,107 I can control my entire entertainment system 94 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,678 using voice commands. 95 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,837 Up until now, I've had to use Leonard. 96 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,641 Then get the other one. Pass the butter. 97 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,778 Hang on. 98 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:12,480 I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously. 99 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:15,291 Fine, Sheldon. 100 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:17,184 You have my undivided attention. 101 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:21,899 Okay, now, the PS4 is more angular and sleek-looking. 102 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,001 -(MOCKING) No way. -Yeah. 103 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:27,070 It's true. But the larger size of the Xbox One 104 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,535 may keep it from overheating. 105 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:30,971 You wouldn't want your gaming system to overheat. 106 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,008 Well, you absolutely would not. 107 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,875 And furthermore, the Xbox One now comes with a Kinect included. 108 00:05:37,037 --> 00:05:38,914 -Included? -Yes! 109 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,575 Not sold separately. 110 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:46,053 Although, the PS4 uses cool new GDDR5 RAM, 111 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:49,251 while the Xbox One is still using the conventional DDR3 memory. 112 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,259 Why would they still be using DDR3? 113 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:52,920 Are they nuts? 114 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,062 See? That's what I thought. 115 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:58,726 But then they go and throw in an ESRAM buffer. 116 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,998 -Whoa. Wait a second. Who's "they"? -Xbox. 117 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,608 -You're kidding! -No, I am not! 118 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,937 And this ESRAM buffer should totally bridge 119 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,773 the 100-gigabit-per-second bandwidth gap 120 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:10,073 between the two RAM types. 121 00:06:10,237 --> 00:06:12,615 This is a nightmare. How will you ever make a decision? 122 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,843 I don't know! What should I do? 123 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:16,851 Please pass the butter! 124 00:06:27,420 --> 00:06:29,764 Okay, it's not me, right? This script is terrible. 125 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,231 Yeah. 126 00:06:32,292 --> 00:06:34,135 I had higher hopes for a movie called 127 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,298 Monkey See, Monkey Kill. 128 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,571 You know, it's still possible for you to be good in a bad movie. 129 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,080 Okay. 130 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,781 "Sometimes I feel like I can control 131 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,785 the killer gorilla instinct inside of me, 132 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,753 but then I see these bananas 133 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:55,826 and I just want to eat them and then kill people." 134 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,431 What am I gonna do? 135 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,933 Well, for starters, I wouldn't eat the bananas. 136 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,661 Come on! This is serious. 137 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,933 Does it at least pay well? 138 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,133 Less than I was making at The Cheesecake Factory. 139 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:13,633 What does your agent think? 140 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,144 She's thinking of taking a job at The Cheesecake Factory. 141 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,345 You know what, why don't you just do it? 142 00:07:20,507 --> 00:07:22,851 You'll go have fun for a few weeks, make some money, 143 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,955 and who knows what it might lead to? 144 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,351 Okay, look, here, page 58. 145 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,084 I oil-wrestle an orangutan in a bikini. 146 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:33,498 Just to clarify, which one of you is wearing the bikini? 147 00:07:34,521 --> 00:07:36,194 Both of us. 148 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,295 So it's a family film. 149 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,500 Thank you again for dinner. 150 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:45,665 You're welcome. 151 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:49,279 -Good night. -Uh, it's date night. 152 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:52,042 Aren't you forgetting something? 153 00:07:53,373 --> 00:07:54,852 Oh, of course. 154 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:05,061 Did I mention the PS4 controllers light up? 155 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:09,564 No. 156 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,567 Well, they do. 157 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,209 And then after coffee, we went for a walk 158 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,242 and she told me she always thought people from India 159 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:21,902 were exotic and mysterious. 160 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,844 So, with my mouth, I said, "We're just like anybody else," 161 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,484 but with my eyes, I said, 162 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,710 "Straight up, Red, hop on my flying carpet." 163 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,688 So, you gonna see her again? 164 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,985 Yeah, we have plans this weekend. 165 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,183 And if it's a clear night, 166 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,262 I'm gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her. 167 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,994 Okay, like what? Show me. 168 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:43,657 I can't do that to Leonard. 169 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:46,167 This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff. 170 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:51,374 You have my blessing. Go for it. 171 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,375 Okay. 172 00:08:55,235 --> 00:09:00,082 Penny, two of the brightest stars in the night sky 173 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:02,550 are Altair and Vega. 174 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:05,053 And it is said they were deeply in love 175 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:09,455 but forever separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way. 176 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:11,461 -That's sad. -It is. 177 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,928 But once a year, 178 00:09:14,087 --> 00:09:16,727 on the seventh day of the seventh month, 179 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:21,270 Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up 180 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:25,808 and create a bridge with their wings so the two lovers can be together 181 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:28,809 for a single night of passion. 182 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:31,813 Wow. 183 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,284 Okay, that's enough. 184 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,789 PS4 or Xbox One? Raj . 185 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,122 -Xbox One. -Penny. 186 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,286 Huh? 187 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,663 -Leonard. -PS4. 188 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:50,563 -Wolowitz. -Both great. 189 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:52,634 -Bernadette. -I like the Wii 190 00:09:55,662 --> 00:09:57,141 Thanks, Grandma. 191 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,604 -Oh, my goodness. -What's up? 192 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:04,271 I just got an email from my ex-girlfriend Lucy. 193 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,008 She misses me and wants to get together. 194 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:10,950 Two women at the same time? Nice job, playa! 195 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:14,451 Really? 196 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,819 Was it the "two women" thing or the "playa"? 197 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,027 It was the "playa". 198 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,699 What am I supposed to do? 199 00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:30,603 How am I supposed to choose between Emily and Lucy? 200 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,834 Why do you have to choose? Date both of them. 201 00:10:32,999 --> 00:10:35,104 I can't date two women at once. 202 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:37,305 Zero women, that's my sweet spot. 203 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,548 Unless you're sleeping with one of them, 204 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:42,209 seeing other people isn't a big deal. 205 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:45,185 But what if one of them asks me what I was up to the night before 206 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:48,155 and I was with the other one? Then, what, do I lie? 207 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,055 -Yes. -Yes. 208 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,328 What do you mean, yes? 209 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,559 Were you seeing other women when we started dating? 210 00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,226 No. Were you seeing other men? 211 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,564 No. 212 00:11:00,727 --> 00:11:01,831 Were you seeing other men? 213 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,235 No. 214 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,371 Aren't you gonna ask me? 215 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:14,309 Come on, really? 216 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,588 Thank you so much for letting us pick your brain. 217 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,885 Yeah, happy to help. So, what's going on? 218 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,927 Well, I'm having an impossible time getting my career off the ground, 219 00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:27,257 and I got offered a role in this crappy horror movie, 220 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:28,899 and I just don't know if I should take it. 221 00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:32,561 Well, I have certainly taken some jobs that I've been embarrassed by. 222 00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:35,399 I wouldn't exactly call Star Trek embarrassing. 223 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,243 I wasn't. 224 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,112 Me, either. 225 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:48,116 So, what do you think, is there a professional downside to doing it? 226 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,617 Well, it's tricky. 227 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,450 You want to take projects that you're excited about, 228 00:11:52,612 --> 00:11:54,888 but sometimes you also have to pay the bills. 229 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:57,523 When you're on the set working on something 230 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:01,029 that you just know in your heart is bad, not Star Trek... 231 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,032 Yeah, beam me up. I love it! 232 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,805 Anyway, those jobs can be soul-crushing. 233 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,705 That's what I'm afraid of. 234 00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:14,742 Well, I was in Stand By Ma when I was a kid, 235 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,403 and it was a huge success. 236 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,140 The terrible movies I did came after that. 237 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,978 Imagine how that feels. 238 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,141 Sounds rough. 239 00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,584 I'm telling you, this business is brutal. 240 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,782 To this day, I hate going on auditions. 241 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:32,327 Okay, I walk in, and I can just feel them thinking, 242 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,591 "He was such a cute kid. What happened to him?" 243 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:42,003 And then I don't get the job, and I can never find out why. 244 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,167 Honestly, I get so depressed, there are entire weeks 245 00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:48,642 that I can't even get out of bed. 246 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:53,348 Okay, this was helpful. 247 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:59,853 Any news on your co-worker who's in the hospital? 248 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,994 Poor thing, she was in surgery for 18 hours. 249 00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:05,186 She's alive, but she's still in critical condition. 250 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,489 Oh, no. 251 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:07,996 The one bit of good news is they put her 252 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,191 in a medically induced coma before she read the card. 253 00:13:10,356 --> 00:13:12,427 So, you know, silver linings. 254 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,132 Were you like this when I married you? 255 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,277 Don't worry about it, buddy. 256 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,541 -Okay, bye. 257 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,276 That was Wil, he's feeling a lot better. 258 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,649 Apparently, he's 12-down in the TV Guide crossword puzzle. 259 00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,489 Did he help you make a decision about the movie? 260 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,560 No. Did you figure out what you're gonna do about the two girls? 261 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,219 As a matter of fact, I did. 262 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:42,059 I've spent so many years living in fear, 263 00:13:42,221 --> 00:13:44,827 saying no to new experiences, but from now on, 264 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,130 I'm gonna say yes. Yes to love, 265 00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,170 yes to adventure, yes to life. Whatever it may be, 266 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,865 the answer's going to be yes. 267 00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,368 He's gonna die alone, right? 268 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,012 -Yeah. -Yes. 269 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,245 I'm proud of you, Sheldon. 270 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,884 You know, I'm proud of me, too. 271 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:04,385 I've done all my research, I conducted an informal poll, 272 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,251 and I've arrived at the rock-solid certainty 273 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:07,584 I've made the right choice. 274 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:09,090 Well, that's got to be a good feeling. 275 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,659 Oh, it is. 276 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,592 -Although-- -Oh, crap. 277 00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,596 I had the same feeling when I made my dad buy a Betamax 278 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:19,430 instead of a VHS. 279 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:21,432 You were just a little kid. 280 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,937 A little kid who picked the wrong format 281 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,007 to record The MacNeil/Lehrer Report 282 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:31,242 I also was certain that HD DVD would win out over Blu-ray. 283 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,441 -How old were you then? -Old enough to know better. 284 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,885 And now that I think about it, I stood in front of a case of iPods 285 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,752 and I bought a Zune. 286 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,287 What's a Zune? 287 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,089 Yeah, exactly. 288 00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,795 It's an MP3 player brought to us by the makers of Xbox. 289 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,265 No, what are you doing? No, pick that back up. 290 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:57,408 You know it's good. You did the research. 291 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,906 But what if I'm wrong? 292 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,871 You know what? How about I buy it for you? 293 00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,311 How about I buy you both? 294 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,914 You know I only have one slot available 295 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,280 On my entertainment center. 296 00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,319 Then I'll buy you a new entertainment center. 297 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,321 Yeah, okay, sure. But which one? 298 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,828 How about this? I've heard that if you flip a coin, 299 00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,659 it will tell you how you actually feel. 300 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,232 Because you'll either be disappointed 301 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,062 or excited by the outcome. 302 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,259 Interesting. 303 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:29,669 So, heads it's PS4, tails it's Xbox One. 304 00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,666 All right, I'll try. 305 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,242 What is it? 306 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,982 A quarter. 307 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,183 Could have given it back to me. That was a choice. 308 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,622 You look really pretty tonight. 309 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,996 Thanks. I love that jacket. 310 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,694 Thank you. Thanks. 311 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,465 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 312 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,703 My ex-girlfriend emailed me, and I'm seeing her Saturday. 313 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:11,280 And I'm glad you like it, it's from J. Crew. 314 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,846 I don't understand. 315 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,510 My friends told me it was okay to see more than one person at a time, 316 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,283 but it feels like I'm being deceitful. 317 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:21,982 Are you getting back together with her? 318 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:26,496 No. I have no idea. What would you do? 319 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:30,658 Usually on first dates, I talk about music and stuff, 320 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,234 but I was promised weird, so let's do this. 321 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,496 How serious were you two'? 322 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,869 Well, to be honest, 323 00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:42,240 we only went on four dates, hugged twice, kissed once, 324 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,405 and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo. 325 00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:52,852 Wait, a girl you never slept with sent you an email 326 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,652 and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me? 327 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,192 Yeah. 328 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:58,760 That's kind of adorable. 329 00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,695 Are you sure? Because this is the part of the night 330 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,199 where I've said something stupid and the girl usually leaves. 331 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,860 I'm still here. 332 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,563 Yeah, but now you make me wonder what's wrong with you. 333 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:13,241 We just met. 334 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,879 You don't need to tell me about other people you're seeing. 335 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,847 Really? 336 00:17:18,004 --> 00:17:19,677 Because "I'm dating two women" 337 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:23,082 is basically the only cool thing I can say about myself. 338 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,800 On the one hand, the Xbox One has a better camera, 339 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,597 but the PS4 has a removable hard drive. 340 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,137 Thoughts? 341 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,035 I can't feel my legs. 342 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,106 Oh... 343 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,412 I'm sorry, guys, but the store closed five minutes ago. 344 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:54,976 But I haven't decided yet. 345 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:57,621 You'll have to come back tomorrow. The registers are closed. 346 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,421 Let's get you some food. You'll feel better after you eat. 347 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,326 Okay. 348 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:11,332 What do you want like, Thai food? A burger? 349 00:18:11,490 --> 00:18:13,470 I don't know! 350 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,180 Hey look, a quarter! 351 00:18:35,815 --> 00:18:36,850 How's that feel? 352 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,292 Great. Not like regret at all. 353 00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:44,031 Penny? 354 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:45,858 We're working together! 355 00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:48,494 Awesome!