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God!
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Sorry! Sorry!
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What's happening?
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I can't hear!
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And I'm dying!
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Baby, relax.
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I just wanted to surprise you.
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Open the bottom drawer
and read the cake.
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"Will you go to prom with me?"
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Well, this just keeps
getting weirder.
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Because of the merger,
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schools have had
to make some cuts,
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and the first thing to go
was the senior prom.
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So as a last-minute hail Mary,
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the parks department
is throwing prom for them.
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They also wanted
to cut A.P. Latin,
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so I volunteered to teach Latin.
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Which reminds me,
I need to learn Latin.
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I can't stop thinking
about that job in Chicago,
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and I think this prom
will be a good distraction.
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In my senior year
when I couldn't decide
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between Indiana and Amherst,
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I focused all my energy
on planning my prom,
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and it was the best prom ever.
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Plus, I made out with Harvey
from the A.V. Club.
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Hmm, I think
I'm jealous of Harvey.
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You shouldn't be.
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A few weeks later,
he almost died
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from a VCR electrocution.
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Legend has it
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that he can still
turn on a microwave
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just by blinking at it.
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The point is,
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will you go to the prom with me?
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Well, I thought
you'd never ask,
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because we're nearing 40.
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Course I will.
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Yay! Prom!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, we are making progress,
prom committee.
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Now, our budget
is basically zero,
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so we're gonna need
to cover all the jobs
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that we would normally
hire people for.
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Tom, you're in charge of music.
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Oh, man.
Well, all right.
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Aw, did you want to DJ,
little puppy?
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I didn't know
that little puppies
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could operate an iPod
with their little puppy paws.
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Eew and boo.
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This kind of thing is getting
out of hand with you two.
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Y'all are on official warning.
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I did DJ a little
back in the day.
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I had a show called
"Zoot Suit Wyatt"
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on Carleton College radio.
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Tuesdays from 3:00 to 5:00 A.M.,
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I was the king of swing.
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I thought
we as a culture agreed
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to forget the year
that everyone was into swing.
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Okay, Ben, you can co-DJ
with Tom.
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- Yes.
- What! No!
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If you eclipse my flavor
in any way,
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we'll have a problem.
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All right, Allison,
you are in charge
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of choosing the prom theme,
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and now it has to be perfect
and magical
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and look like a million bucks
but cost zero bucks.
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So what do you got?
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I was thinking the theme
could be "Fairy tale."
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The theater department
did Into the Woods last year,
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and we still have the scenery.
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I laid out
some preliminary plans
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in this binder.
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Wow!
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Are those jense-trodder
color tabs?
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I thought those
were discontinued.
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They were.
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I had to order them
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through some Mexican
back channels.
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Juan Julio Oficina Supplies?
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I thought
they went out of business.
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They did, but they opened up
a new one in Oaxaca.
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What is happening right now?
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Okay, everybody
get back to work.
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And, Allison,
come by my office later
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so we can keep crushing it.
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All right,
let's go over our set list.
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- Set list? No need.
- So, what,
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you're just gonna put your iPod
on shuffle?
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No, but I could.
You want to know why?
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Because every single song
you own is a banger?
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Every song I download
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has to pass a series
of rigorous tests
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to answer one simple question:
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Is it a banger?
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How many beats per minute?
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How many drops?
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How dope are the drops?
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Were any acoustic instruments
used?
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If so, it is not a banger.
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I once accidentally downloaded
a Lumineers song.
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I had to throw away
my whole computer
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just to be safe.
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I feel like, to me,
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set list flow is very important.
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I mean,
we're basically vibe curators.
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Ugh. Oh, no.
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I hope that high school
auditorium's big enough,
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'cause I'm bringing
10,000 maniacs.
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Sometimes it's really hard
to be friends with you.
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Thank God we don't have
to be seen together.
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Yes, we do.
We're co-DJs.
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Not anymore.
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You're working with...
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DJ Robo Drop.
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♪ Ba-da-da, mm, mm, mm,
mm-mm ♪
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Oh, I hope that this prom
is exactly like my senior prom.
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Theme:
"My heart will go on."
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Photo booth
with Monica Lewinsky look-alike.
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After-party--
Megan Rickerson's house.
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Her parents used to let us drink
as much as we wanted.
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That's--that's
where we should have
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this after-party.
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Or, no, we can't,
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because they moved to prison.
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Prom is nothing
but a huge party
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full of smiling, dancing people
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enjoying themselves.
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It's literally
my worst nightmare.
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And I hate punch.
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April Ludgate,
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I'm gonna sing to you a song
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that I first wrote 15 years ago
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for my prom date, Sarah Weiss.
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♪ You're as hot as the sun ♪
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♪ but you're as cold as ice ♪
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♪ let me take you to paradise ♪
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♪ come on, roll the dice ♪
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♪ it will be twice as nice ♪
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♪ Sarah Wei--April Ludgate ♪
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♪ will you go to prom with me? ♪
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Boom!
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Will you?
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Fine.
I'll go with you,
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because Leslie's making us,
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and we live together,
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and we only have one car
right now
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because you laked mine.
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What does "laked" mean?
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I tried to jump it over a lake.
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Why don't you stay out
of our conversations, Larry!
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Will do.
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So I want to show you
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some very cool
before and after pictures
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of Cherryhurst Park,
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one of our greatest
accomplishments.
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Why are you showing me
all this?
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Because I think
you have a real knack
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for public service.
We here at the parks department
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have something called
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"The April Ludgate
Summer Solstice Druid Festival
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and Buffalo Wings
Eating Contest."
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I don't know why
I let her name it.
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Basically, it's a summer
internship program.
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I think you'd be great.
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Do you want to work here?
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Definitely!
I'm totally interested.
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- Great.
- Allison Gliffert.
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Hi, Mr. Swanson.
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You two know each other?
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Is there some secret society
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for the greatest humans
on earth?
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Do you meet Tom Hanks
and Elena Kagan
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in the Statue
of Liberty's crown?
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God, this fake club
I'm inventing is amazing.
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Allison's father
owns the hardware store
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I've been going to
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since before Allison
was even born.
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What brings you to the festering
putrid stink hole
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on the armpit of freedom?
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That's what he calls city hall.
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Um, Leslie was just telling me
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about your summer internship,
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and I was thinking
about taking it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No.
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I respect your father too much
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to let his daughter
work for free
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for the government.
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Why don't you get a paying job
for the summer?
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Why don't you shut
your mustache?
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- Sorry.
- You know what?
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Tim Hautner,
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who owns the sawmill out
on Lowell Drive,
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is a personal friend.
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He's always looking
for bright young employees
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to give money to
in exchange for honest work.
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That would be awesome.
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I definitely need money
for school.
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Oh, really?
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Is it worth a few bucks
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to get a million splinters
in your fingers
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and then cut off your fingers
accidentally,
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'cause that will happen.
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I have tolerated Leslie's
pro-government ways
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because her annoying kindness
and generosity
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sneakily made me like her
as a person.
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But I draw the line
at corrupting America's youth.
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I'm sure I can get Allison a job
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at Tim Hautner's sawmill.
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I once did him a favor.
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I built his sawmill.
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I may be
leaving this office soon.
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I need to plant seeds
for the next generation.
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Interns become full-time staff,
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become department directors.
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Circle of life.
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The seasons turn.
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It's really quite beautiful.
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And if Ron tries to stop me,
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he can eat
a big ol' bowl of butts.
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Hee hee!
Hah hah yeah!
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Pawnee!
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Class of '99!
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Uh-huh!
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Ooh!
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Girl, you look creepy.
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Would you like a drink?
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- All this stuff is free.
- No, it's not.
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Why'd you pay for a limo?
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Because it's prom.
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If you don't show up in a limo,
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legally, they can't let you in.
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Does your mom want
to take pictures?
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Uh, yeah, she does.
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Hey, hey! Orin!
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Who's Orin?
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I'm April's mom.
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You two look adorable.
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Ugh, just take the picture
already, mom.
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My baby is all grown up.
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Have her home by 11:00.
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Mom, stop embarrassing me.
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Say good-bye to your father.
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Bye, dad.
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Good night, sir.
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This is all the stuff
we have to work with?
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Where's everything I requested?
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Where's my smoke machine?
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Where's my girls dressed
in Teddy Bear costumes?
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Where's my Yeezus Mountain?
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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I specifically requested
elliptical cartridges
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for the turntables.
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How am I supposed to keep
my Husker Du albums
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in near-mint condish?
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Why don't you throw them
in the garbage?
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My prom was right after
I got impeached,
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so I couldn't leave the house
without being egged.
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But my parents threw me a prom
in our living room.
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I think I'm still messed up
from it.
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I was actually only at my prom
for 15 minutes.
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By the time
I got my Armani suit pressed
264
00:08:47,856 --> 00:08:51,025
and got the little dimple
on my tie just right,
265
00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,460
it was 11:45 P.M.
266
00:08:52,494 --> 00:08:53,961
My date was pretty pissed,
267
00:08:53,996 --> 00:08:56,965
but, uh, I looked fly as hell.
268
00:08:56,999 --> 00:08:59,300
Leslie, thanks again.
269
00:08:59,335 --> 00:09:01,402
We just wouldn't have
had a prom without you.
270
00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,571
This is A-plus work.
271
00:09:03,605 --> 00:09:05,740
A-plus!
Thank you, Principal Russell.
272
00:09:05,774 --> 00:09:06,874
Can I get that in writing?
273
00:09:06,909 --> 00:09:08,142
Oh-ho, Leslie.
274
00:09:08,177 --> 00:09:10,411
You haven't changed
since high school.
275
00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:12,046
I can't believe
he gave you an A-plus.
276
00:09:12,081 --> 00:09:13,214
Oh, did he?
I didn't even notice.
277
00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:14,382
No bigs.
278
00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:16,056
Listen, Allison,
I have a question for you
279
00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:17,752
that's very important
and very serious.
280
00:09:17,786 --> 00:09:18,753
Listen to me closely.
281
00:09:19,788 --> 00:09:20,922
Will you help me
282
00:09:20,956 --> 00:09:22,123
orchestrate the balloon drop?
283
00:09:23,759 --> 00:09:25,193
Ms. Knope,
284
00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:26,594
it'd be my honor.
285
00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:28,596
Oh, hooray!
286
00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,264
- Allison.
- Oh.
287
00:09:30,299 --> 00:09:31,833
I was subcontracted
by the government
288
00:09:31,867 --> 00:09:33,167
to construct a lighting rig.
289
00:09:33,202 --> 00:09:34,269
Would like to help me
290
00:09:34,303 --> 00:09:36,437
screw some angle irons
onto some 2x4s?
291
00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:38,940
- I'll give you $40.
- Yeah, sure.
292
00:09:38,974 --> 00:09:40,808
I'll just
be over here having fun.
293
00:09:40,843 --> 00:09:41,809
See you soon!
294
00:09:41,844 --> 00:09:43,144
I know what you're doing, Ron,
295
00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:44,379
and I will defeat you.
296
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,613
Mark my words.
297
00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:47,115
Stop wasting helium.
298
00:09:47,149 --> 00:09:48,449
It is intended for welding
299
00:09:48,484 --> 00:09:49,684
and filling air ships.
300
00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:52,086
I attended prom
301
00:09:52,121 --> 00:09:53,488
with Susan Hofler.
302
00:09:53,522 --> 00:09:54,822
Picked her up in my truck,
303
00:09:54,857 --> 00:09:57,325
we slow-danced
to a Merle Haggard song,
304
00:09:57,359 --> 00:09:58,826
and then I left early
305
00:09:58,861 --> 00:10:00,695
to go to my shift at the quarry.
306
00:10:00,729 --> 00:10:03,364
I was 12 years old.
307
00:10:03,399 --> 00:10:05,366
Never went again.
308
00:10:05,401 --> 00:10:08,303
Felt like I had outgrown it.
309
00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:12,707
Well, we did it.
We went to prom.
310
00:10:12,741 --> 00:10:13,942
Yay!
Let's go now.
311
00:10:13,976 --> 00:10:15,109
No! What?
Are you kidding?
312
00:10:15,144 --> 00:10:16,377
This is awesome.
313
00:10:16,412 --> 00:10:17,645
Look around.
314
00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:18,780
The bloom of youth.
315
00:10:18,814 --> 00:10:21,049
Like flowers on the sunset
316
00:10:21,083 --> 00:10:23,451
of an eagle's poetry.
317
00:10:23,485 --> 00:10:26,321
- Andy, I hate teenagers.
- If you give this a chance,
318
00:10:26,355 --> 00:10:28,156
you're gonna love it,
I promise.
319
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,657
It's like the movie
Expendables 2.
320
00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:30,992
First time, hated it.
321
00:10:31,026 --> 00:10:32,994
Second time, hated it.
322
00:10:33,028 --> 00:10:35,496
Third time, it was okay.
323
00:10:35,531 --> 00:10:37,365
But then the fourth, fifth,
sixth, seventh, tenth time
324
00:10:37,399 --> 00:10:38,866
I watched it,
325
00:10:38,901 --> 00:10:40,535
I realized something.
326
00:10:40,569 --> 00:10:42,036
It's just--it's not good.
327
00:10:42,071 --> 00:10:43,304
It's not a good movie.
328
00:10:43,339 --> 00:10:45,506
Now that I've convinced you,
329
00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,008
why don't we go dance?
330
00:10:47,042 --> 00:10:49,344
Um, I'm gonna go
to the girls' bathroom
331
00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:51,012
to check the trash cans
for babies,
332
00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,680
but you can dance if you want.
333
00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,382
Really? I love you!
Thank you!
334
00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:55,850
♪ Money's the motivation ♪
335
00:10:55,884 --> 00:10:57,519
♪ money's the conversation ♪
336
00:10:57,553 --> 00:10:58,553
♪ you on vacation ♪
337
00:10:58,587 --> 00:10:59,821
♪ we gettin' paid so ♪
338
00:10:59,855 --> 00:11:02,557
Uh, hey,
no one's really feeling this.
339
00:11:02,591 --> 00:11:04,726
All right,
not a 2 Chainz crowd.
340
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,328
I'll throw on some yeezy
in a second.
341
00:11:07,363 --> 00:11:08,897
Jeezy?
342
00:11:08,931 --> 00:11:09,998
Weezy?
343
00:11:10,032 --> 00:11:12,166
Oh!
344
00:11:12,201 --> 00:11:14,002
You want some
of that classic stuff.
345
00:11:14,036 --> 00:11:15,903
All right, I'll break you off
some of that Ja Rule.
346
00:11:15,938 --> 00:11:18,006
Who's Ja Rule?
347
00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,274
What?
348
00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:20,608
How do you--
wha--
349
00:11:20,643 --> 00:11:21,909
who's what?
350
00:11:21,944 --> 00:11:23,344
The stuff you're playing
is so old,
351
00:11:23,379 --> 00:11:25,513
it's probably trinking
on grizzledump.
352
00:11:25,547 --> 00:11:26,881
Hey, what's grizzledump?
353
00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:28,616
And why is trinking on it bad?
354
00:11:28,651 --> 00:11:30,218
Oh, my God.
355
00:11:30,252 --> 00:11:32,053
I don't know
what's cool anymore.
356
00:11:32,087 --> 00:11:33,888
What's grizzledump, Ben?
357
00:11:33,922 --> 00:11:35,757
What's grizzledump?
358
00:11:35,791 --> 00:11:38,292
♪ This moment, we own it ♪
359
00:11:38,327 --> 00:11:41,429
So have you ever pulled
a ceremonial cord before?
360
00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:42,623
There's a little trick to it.
361
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:44,065
You want to hold it--
not too tight,
362
00:11:44,099 --> 00:11:45,733
sort of like a firm handshake--
363
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:48,236
and then move
towards the ground
364
00:11:48,270 --> 00:11:49,804
in a rope-pulling motion.
365
00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:52,073
So just pull the rope?
366
00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,074
That's right.
367
00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:54,909
Thanks, Leslie, for this,
368
00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,178
and for making prom happen
in the first place.
369
00:11:57,212 --> 00:11:58,452
Oh, you don't have to thank me.
370
00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:00,415
Working for the government
is its own reward--
371
00:12:00,449 --> 00:12:01,549
Run, Allison, run.
372
00:12:01,583 --> 00:12:03,217
You're wasting your time,
Leslie.
373
00:12:03,252 --> 00:12:05,220
Allison and I already
had a good talk
374
00:12:05,254 --> 00:12:07,388
about the power
of the hard-earned dollar.
375
00:12:07,423 --> 00:12:09,991
Don't listen to him.
Now, when you pull the rope,
376
00:12:10,025 --> 00:12:11,326
don't look at the balloons.
377
00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,328
Look at the faces of the people
378
00:12:13,362 --> 00:12:14,796
as the balloons drop.
379
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,264
That's what government is about.
380
00:12:16,298 --> 00:12:17,432
Look at the faces.
381
00:12:17,466 --> 00:12:18,933
No, look at the cage
382
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:20,935
that is holding
all of those balloons.
383
00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:23,605
I assembled that cage
and was paid for my labor,
384
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:24,939
and I will use the money
385
00:12:24,974 --> 00:12:26,741
to buy shelter, fuel,
and medicine.
386
00:12:26,775 --> 00:12:27,742
Watch the cage.
387
00:12:27,776 --> 00:12:29,444
Pull the rope.
Watch the faces.
388
00:12:29,478 --> 00:12:31,613
- Watch the cage.
- Watch the faces!
389
00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:33,014
Uh, erm...
390
00:12:36,051 --> 00:12:38,319
Congratulations, Ron.
You've ruined prom.
391
00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:40,021
Everybody's having
a terrible time.
392
00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:44,959
I didn't go to my prom.
393
00:12:44,994 --> 00:12:47,262
I was dating an older fella
back then.
394
00:12:47,296 --> 00:12:48,930
Like I'm gonna dance
with a bunch of kids
395
00:12:48,964 --> 00:12:50,598
while he's coaching Duke
to the final four.
396
00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:53,334
I just want to go home,
but I feel bad
397
00:12:53,369 --> 00:12:55,003
because Andy's having
such a good time.
398
00:12:57,973 --> 00:12:59,607
Whoa!
399
00:12:59,642 --> 00:13:02,677
How can I love someone
when I hate everything he loves?
400
00:13:02,711 --> 00:13:03,711
That's not true.
401
00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:05,213
He loves a lot of dumb stuff,
402
00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,681
but he loves you the most.
403
00:13:06,715 --> 00:13:08,516
If something's bothering you,
just tell him.
404
00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:10,351
It's always better
to be direct.
405
00:13:10,386 --> 00:13:12,320
Hey, girl.
Are you ready to go?
406
00:13:12,354 --> 00:13:13,888
I feel like I told you
to wait in the car.
407
00:13:13,922 --> 00:13:16,557
Yeah.
408
00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:17,959
See?
409
00:13:17,993 --> 00:13:19,460
Be direct.
410
00:13:21,096 --> 00:13:23,564
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
411
00:13:23,599 --> 00:13:24,599
Ugh!
412
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:25,900
You're finished, Knope.
413
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:28,236
I just spoke with Tim Hautner
from the sawmill
414
00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:29,904
on my mobile telephone,
415
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,073
and he's offering Allison
a paying job.
416
00:13:32,107 --> 00:13:34,008
She'll be assistant
to the head mulcher.
417
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,176
Beat that.
418
00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:36,844
First of all,
your telephone is ridiculous.
419
00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:38,513
And second of all,
I already beat it.
420
00:13:38,547 --> 00:13:39,948
She's gonna take
that internship.
421
00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,783
She pulled the rope.
There's no turning back!
422
00:13:41,817 --> 00:13:44,118
Leslie.
Mr. Swanson.
423
00:13:44,153 --> 00:13:46,721
May I see both of you
in my office?
424
00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:48,256
Now.
425
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,559
It has come to my attention
426
00:13:51,594 --> 00:13:54,495
that both of you have been
harassing Allison
427
00:13:54,530 --> 00:13:56,331
about her summer employment
decisions.
428
00:13:56,365 --> 00:13:57,999
I wouldn't say "harassing"
429
00:13:58,033 --> 00:14:00,435
so much as
persistently tormenting.
430
00:14:00,469 --> 00:14:02,503
I am disappointed in you,
Leslie.
431
00:14:02,538 --> 00:14:04,772
No!
Don't be disappointed in me.
432
00:14:04,807 --> 00:14:06,407
I've never had a principal
or a teacher
433
00:14:06,442 --> 00:14:07,742
be disappointed in me.
434
00:14:07,776 --> 00:14:09,410
I'm not sure that I'm equipped
to handle it.
435
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,365
Whatever's going on
between you two and Allison
436
00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:13,014
ends right now.
437
00:14:13,048 --> 00:14:15,450
This is supposed
to be a fun event for the kids.
438
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:16,784
You're absolutely right,
439
00:14:16,819 --> 00:14:19,053
and I will bow out immediately.
440
00:14:19,088 --> 00:14:20,221
Thank you.
441
00:14:20,256 --> 00:14:21,723
I think the only thing
that matters
442
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:23,558
is whatever A-pluses
443
00:14:23,592 --> 00:14:25,393
may or may not
have been handed out,
444
00:14:25,427 --> 00:14:27,562
you know, are still in effect
445
00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:28,696
in perpetuity.
446
00:14:28,731 --> 00:14:30,531
I have your word, then.
447
00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:31,799
This ends now?
448
00:14:31,834 --> 00:14:34,269
Absolutely.
449
00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:35,870
Attention, everyone.
450
00:14:35,904 --> 00:14:38,206
Now it is time
for the most magical moment
451
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,708
of any high school prom:
452
00:14:40,743 --> 00:14:42,377
The announcement of the winner
453
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:45,446
of the Parks and Recreation's
coveted summer internship.
454
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:48,917
Without further ado,
455
00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,585
help me congratulate
456
00:14:50,619 --> 00:14:52,420
Allison Gliffert!
457
00:14:53,656 --> 00:14:55,456
Can we get a little music here
maybe?
458
00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:57,592
Probably just ruin the moment
with something lame.
459
00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:58,927
Leslie, I told you.
460
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,261
I don't know what
I'm doing this summer.
461
00:15:00,296 --> 00:15:01,776
That's okay.
I know what you're doing.
462
00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,064
You're gonna take
this internship.
463
00:15:03,098 --> 00:15:04,699
You're gonna fall in love
with public service.
464
00:15:04,733 --> 00:15:06,067
You're gonna rise
through the ranks.
465
00:15:06,101 --> 00:15:07,569
You'll take over Ron's job
as parks director.
466
00:15:07,603 --> 00:15:09,070
You'll win a seat in congress,
467
00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:10,972
and then you and I will run
against each other as president,
468
00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,446
but right before
we find out who won,
469
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,908
I'm gonna pat you on the back
and say,
470
00:15:13,943 --> 00:15:16,244
"It's your turn, kid."
471
00:15:16,278 --> 00:15:17,486
Sorry, children.
472
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:19,037
Forget this happened.
473
00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:22,483
Continue with your awkward
close-quarters gyrating.
474
00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:24,485
And if this is the evening
475
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,194
you decide to have sex,
use protection, please!
476
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:31,401
Dude, if you're not gonna
play anything,
477
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:32,392
I'm stepping in.
478
00:15:32,427 --> 00:15:33,894
Go ahead.
Play whatever you want.
479
00:15:33,928 --> 00:15:34,928
Can't be any worse than this.
480
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,704
Hey, I love this song!
481
00:15:43,738 --> 00:15:44,972
You actually like this?
482
00:15:45,006 --> 00:15:46,874
Yeah, dude, it's classic rock.
483
00:15:46,908 --> 00:15:48,609
Well, there's more
where that came from,
484
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,744
snoopies!
485
00:15:50,778 --> 00:15:51,745
Sorry.
486
00:15:51,779 --> 00:15:53,080
Tried to use slang.
487
00:15:53,114 --> 00:15:54,248
That just came out.
488
00:15:54,282 --> 00:15:56,083
I only listen to CDs.
489
00:15:56,117 --> 00:15:58,418
It's the way music like this
was meant to be heard.
490
00:15:58,453 --> 00:16:01,255
But it's not even auto-tuned.
491
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,091
Where'd you get that dress?
492
00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,759
I was buried in it.
493
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:09,229
Babe, huge news.
494
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:12,933
I just got us invited
to Damian Keating's barn party.
495
00:16:14,636 --> 00:16:15,936
He's captain of the soccer team,
496
00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:17,271
and he has a fake I.D.,
497
00:16:17,305 --> 00:16:20,174
so I think he can
get us all free beer.
498
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:22,276
What's wrong?
499
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,411
There's cupcakes and music.
500
00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:25,979
Why aren't you having fun?
501
00:16:26,014 --> 00:16:29,149
Because this prom
reminds me that...
502
00:16:29,184 --> 00:16:31,451
you had, like, a million friends
in high school
503
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,587
and everyone thought
you were awesome,
504
00:16:33,621 --> 00:16:36,423
and I spent four years
making fun of everyone
505
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,426
and hiding mops so the janitor
would think he was going insane.
506
00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:40,828
If we went
to high school together,
507
00:16:40,862 --> 00:16:41,995
we would have
never started dating,
508
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:44,164
which means that...
509
00:16:44,199 --> 00:16:45,666
we would have
never gotten married,
510
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,868
and I don't like thinking
about that.
511
00:16:47,902 --> 00:16:49,703
Hey, maybe we wouldn't
have gotten together
512
00:16:49,737 --> 00:16:51,371
if we were in high school.
513
00:16:51,406 --> 00:16:55,008
But that's because kids
in high school are idiots.
514
00:16:55,043 --> 00:16:56,343
The only thing that matters is
515
00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:58,779
that we found each other
right now,
516
00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:00,481
and it's the best.
517
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,550
You know what?
518
00:17:03,585 --> 00:17:04,718
Let's bail.
519
00:17:04,753 --> 00:17:06,653
We got that limo
for three more hours.
520
00:17:06,688 --> 00:17:08,088
I think the extra length
521
00:17:08,123 --> 00:17:09,957
could help us get us
over that lake.
522
00:17:09,991 --> 00:17:12,159
No. Let's stay.
523
00:17:12,193 --> 00:17:13,460
I'll have fun.
524
00:17:13,495 --> 00:17:14,695
I promise.
525
00:17:16,564 --> 00:17:18,032
I have never told you this,
526
00:17:18,066 --> 00:17:20,534
but I actually have
a ten-point scale
527
00:17:20,568 --> 00:17:22,770
for how insane you are being.
528
00:17:22,804 --> 00:17:25,005
I observe your behavior,
529
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:26,874
and if it's a five or below,
I say nothing.
530
00:17:26,908 --> 00:17:28,709
Smart.
Saves a lot of time.
531
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,711
If it reaches a six,
532
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,379
like for example the incident
533
00:17:32,414 --> 00:17:34,948
with the girls' soccer uniforms
back in '05...
534
00:17:34,983 --> 00:17:37,451
They wrote all the team names
in pink.
535
00:17:37,485 --> 00:17:39,286
Nobody told them to do that.
536
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,522
I try to steer you back
to safety.
537
00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:43,524
A seven is when I lock you
in your office
538
00:17:43,558 --> 00:17:45,125
until you cool down.
539
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,895
This Allison Gliffert thing
may have hit an eight.
540
00:17:47,929 --> 00:17:50,564
I have the police on standby.
541
00:17:50,598 --> 00:17:52,399
It's your move.
542
00:17:53,668 --> 00:17:55,836
I'm thinking of leaving Pawnee,
543
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:58,238
moving to Chicago.
544
00:17:58,273 --> 00:17:59,740
I just need to make sure
545
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:03,076
that the future is secure
around here when I leave.
546
00:18:03,111 --> 00:18:04,244
You know?
547
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:05,746
Allison would become April,
548
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,748
and then April would become me.
549
00:18:07,782 --> 00:18:08,916
I mean, let's face it, Ron.
550
00:18:08,950 --> 00:18:10,017
I love you,
551
00:18:10,051 --> 00:18:11,785
but you're hopeless without me.
552
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:14,788
Blueprints for the future
553
00:18:14,823 --> 00:18:16,190
are a fool's errand.
554
00:18:16,224 --> 00:18:18,358
They're like blueprints
for a house.
555
00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:19,693
Nice to have,
556
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:21,028
but any foreman
with half a brain
557
00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:22,463
doesn't need to look at them.
558
00:18:22,497 --> 00:18:25,966
One day,
this year or maybe the next,
559
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,635
you're gonna be somewhere else.
560
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:31,271
So enjoy yourself now.
561
00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:33,607
Damn it.
562
00:18:33,641 --> 00:18:35,776
I just wish once
563
00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,479
you would say something stupid
so I could ignore it.
564
00:18:40,315 --> 00:18:43,417
Attention, please.
The votes are in.
565
00:18:43,451 --> 00:18:46,520
And your Pawnee high prom
king and queen
566
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:50,157
are...Lucy Taylor
567
00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:51,658
and Andy Dwyer!
568
00:18:51,693 --> 00:18:52,993
What?
569
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:54,828
I broke the box,
and I threw away all the votes,
570
00:18:54,863 --> 00:18:56,597
and I voted for you
a thousand times.
571
00:18:56,631 --> 00:18:58,499
You should get on up there,
King Dwyer.
572
00:19:00,034 --> 00:19:01,235
Not without my queen.
573
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:06,173
Hi, Pawnee High.
574
00:19:06,207 --> 00:19:07,641
As your prom king,
575
00:19:07,675 --> 00:19:09,143
I'm your ruler.
576
00:19:10,345 --> 00:19:11,578
Silence!
577
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:14,348
My first decree of power
578
00:19:14,382 --> 00:19:17,818
is to declare
that the prom queen
579
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,820
shall be my wife,
April Ludgate,
580
00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:21,688
who is the best thing
that's ever happened to me
581
00:19:21,723 --> 00:19:23,857
who came to prom
even though she hates it.
582
00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:24,858
Give me this.
583
00:19:24,893 --> 00:19:26,126
Always next year.
584
00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:27,961
No, there isn't.
I'm a senior.
585
00:19:27,996 --> 00:19:29,830
This is your wife?
How old are you?
586
00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,132
He's 33, and I'm 47/immortal.
587
00:19:32,167 --> 00:19:33,133
Get out.
588
00:19:33,168 --> 00:19:35,335
High school forever!
589
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,206
Yeah, you're having fun now.
590
00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,208
I rigged an election
and got kicked out of prom.
591
00:19:41,242 --> 00:19:42,676
I can get on board with that.
592
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:48,004
♪ I look just like
buddy holly ♪
593
00:19:48,038 --> 00:19:49,405
♪ oh, oh, oh ♪
594
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:52,455
♪ and you're Mary Tyler Moore ♪
595
00:19:52,837 --> 00:19:54,008
My life is over.
596
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:56,260
I'm officially old and uncool.
597
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,329
Might as well start wearing
a plaid shirt
598
00:19:58,363 --> 00:19:59,931
and a tie and khakis
599
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,165
and whatever shoes
you're wearing.
600
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,633
Look, the fact
that you don't know
601
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,470
what high schoolers are into
doesn't make you uncool.
602
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,305
It makes you
a normal human adult.
603
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,874
You haven't had time to keep up
'cause the last few years,
604
00:20:09,908 --> 00:20:11,375
you started two different
businesses.
605
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:12,777
I guess that's true.
606
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:15,279
Richard Branson and Mark Cuban
are too busy making deals
607
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:16,948
to keep up
with what the kids are into.
608
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,050
How else do you explain
their terrible haircuts?
609
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:20,718
And, hey, you may be old,
610
00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:22,386
but you'll never be as old
as me.
611
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:25,389
Yeah.
You're old as [bleep].
612
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,491
Thanks, Ben.
613
00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,125
Glad I could help.
614
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,996
♪ The show goes on all night ♪
615
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,332
Allison, we wanted to apologize
616
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,900
for acting so bananas.
617
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,169
You just have so much promise,
we got excited.
618
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,071
You're a good kid.
And whatever you choose,
619
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,706
you'll be great at it.
620
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,708
I have to say
I admire you both.
621
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,076
You were right, Leslie.
622
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,311
Watching all those happy faces,
it felt amazing.
623
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,746
But it was really nice
624
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,648
to build something
and get paid for it.
625
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,483
Ugh, Ron, she is so thoughtful
and grounded.
626
00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,352
Get her away from me,
or I'm gonna kidnap her
627
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,887
and try to mentor her to death.
628
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:59,590
Oh, let me introduce you
to my boyfriend.
629
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,325
Greg Pikitis.
630
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,827
What up, Knope?
631
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:04,829
Hello, Gregory.
632
00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,164
You guys know each other?
633
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:07,765
You might say that.
634
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,501
Come on, baby.
Let's get out of here.
635
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:11,836
That's that horrible kid
636
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,338
who used to prank us
all the time, right?
637
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:15,673
Offer is off the table.
638
00:21:15,707 --> 00:21:17,608
She's a terrible person
with terrible judgment.
639
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,348
Pikitis!
640
00:21:24,598 --> 00:21:30,592
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