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God!
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- Sorry! Sorry!
- What's happening?
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I can't hear!
And I'm dying!
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Baby, relax. I just
wanted to surprise you.
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Open the bottom drawer
and read the cake.
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"Will you go to
prom with me?"
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Well, this just keeps
getting weirder.
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Because of the merger, schools
have had to make some cuts,
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and the first thing to
go was the senior prom.
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So as a last-minute Hail Mary,
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the parks department is
throwing prom for them.
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They also wanted
to cut A.P. Latin,
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so I volunteered
to teach Latin.
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Which reminds me, I
need to learn Latin.
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I can't stop thinking about
that job in Chicago,
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and I think this prom will
be a good distraction.
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In my senior year when I couldn't
decide between Indiana and Amherst,
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I focused all my energy on planning my
prom, and it was the best prom ever.
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Plus, I made out with Harvey
from the A.V. Club.
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Hmm, I think I'm
jealous of Harvey.
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You shouldn't be. A few
weeks later, he almost died
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from a VCR electrocution.
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Legend has it that he can still turn
on a microwave just by blinking at it.
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The point is, will you
go to the prom with me?
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Well, I thought you'd never
ask, because we're nearing 40.
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- Course I will.
- Yay! Prom!
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Okay, we are making
progress, prom committee.
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Now, our budget
is basically zero,
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so we're gonna need
to cover all the jobs
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that we would normally
hire people for.
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Tom, you're in
charge of music.
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Oh, man. Well, all right.
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Aw, did you want to
DJ, little puppy?
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I didn't know
that little puppies
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could operate an iPod with
their little puppy paws.
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Eew and boo.
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This kind of thing is getting
out of hand with you two.
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Y'all are on
official warning.
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I did DJ a little
back in the day.
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I had a show called "Zoot Suit
Wyatt" on Carleton College radio.
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Tuesdays from 3:00 to 5:00 A.M.,
I was the king of swing.
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I thought we as a
culture agreed
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to forget the year that
everyone was into swing.
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Okay, Ben, you can
co-DJ with Tom.
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- Yes.
- What! No!
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If you eclipse my flavor in any
way, we'll have a problem.
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All right, Allison, you are in
charge of choosing the prom theme,
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and now it has to be
perfect and magical
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and look like a million
bucks but cost zero bucks.
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- So what do you got? - I was thinking
the theme could be "Fairy tale."
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The theater department did Into the Woods
last year, and we still have the scenery.
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I laid out some preliminary
plans in this binder.
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Wow!
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Are those jense-trodder
color tabs?
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I thought those
were discontinued.
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They were. I had to order them
through some Mexican back channels.
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Juan Julio Oficina Supplies?
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I thought they went
out of business.
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They did, but they opened up
a new one in Oaxaca.
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What is happening
right now?
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Okay, everybody
get back to work.
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And, Allison, come by my office
later so we can keep crushing it.
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All right, let's go
over our set list.
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- Set list? No need.
- So, what,
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you're just gonna put
your iPod on shuffle?
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No, but I could. You
want to know why?
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Because every single song
you own is a banger?
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Every song I download has to
pass a series of rigorous tests
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to answer one
simple question:
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Is it a banger?
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How many beats per minute?
How many drops?
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How dope are the drops?
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Were any acoustic
instruments used?
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If so, it is not a banger.
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I once accidentally
downloaded a Lumineers song.
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I had to throw away my whole
computer just to be safe.
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I feel like, to me, set list
flow is very important.
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I mean, we're basically
vibe curators.
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Ugh. Oh, no.
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I hope that high school auditorium's big
enough, 'cause I'm bringing 10,000 maniacs.
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Sometimes it's really hard
to be friends with you.
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Thank God we don't have
to be seen together.
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- Yes, we do. We're co-DJs.
- Not anymore. You're working with...
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DJ Robo Drop.
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♪ Ba-da-da, mm,
mm, mm, mm-mm ♪
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Oh, I hope that this prom is
exactly like my senior prom.
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Theme: "My heart
will go on."
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Photo booth with Monica
Lewinsky look-alike.
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After-party-- Megan
Rickerson's house.
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Her parents used to let us
drink as much as we wanted.
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That's--that's where we
should have this after-party.
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Or, no, we can't, because
they moved to prison.
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Prom is nothing but a huge
party full of smiling,
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dancing people
enjoying themselves.
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It's literally my
worst nightmare.
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And I hate punch.
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April Ludgate,
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I'm gonna sing to you a song
that I first wrote 15 years ago
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for my prom date,
Sarah Weiss.
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♪ You're as hot
as the sun ♪
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♪ But you're as
cold as ice ♪
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♪ Let me take you
to paradise ♪
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♪ Come on, roll the dice ♪
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♪ It will be twice as nice ♪
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♪ Sarah Wei--April
Ludgate ♪
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♪ Will you go to prom with me? ♪
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Boom!
Will you?
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Fine. I'll go with you,
because Leslie's making us,
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and we live together, and we
only have one car right now
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because you laked mine.
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- What does "laked" mean?
- I tried to jump it over a lake.
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Why don't you stay out
of our conversations, Larry!
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Will do.
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So I want to show you some very
cool before and after pictures
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of Cherryhurst Park, one of
our greatest accomplishments.
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Why are you showing
me all this?
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Because I think you have a
real knack for public service.
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We here at the parks department
have something called
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"The April Ludgate Summer
Solstice Druid Festival
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and Buffalo Wings
Eating Contest."
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I don't know why
I let her name it.
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Basically, it's a summer
internship program.
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I think you'd be great.
Do you want to work here?
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Definitely!
I'm totally interested.
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- Great.
- Allison Gliffert.
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- Hi, Mr. Swanson.
- You two know each other?
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Is there some secret society for
the greatest humans on earth?
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Do you meet Tom Hanks and Elena Kagan
in the Statue of Liberty's crown?
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God, this fake club I'm
inventing is amazing.
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Allison's father owns the
hardware store I've been going to
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since before Allison
was even born.
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What brings you to the festering putrid
stink hole on the armpit of freedom?
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That's what he calls city hall.
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Um, Leslie was just telling me
about your summer internship,
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and I was thinking
about taking it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
No.
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I respect your father too much to
let his daughter work for free
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for the government. Why don't you
get a paying job for the summer?
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Why don't you shut
your mustache?
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- Sorry.
- You know what?
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Tim Hautner, who owns the
sawmill out on Lowell Drive,
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is a personal friend.
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He's always looking for
bright young employees
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to give money to in
exchange for honest work.
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That would be awesome. I
definitely need money for school.
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Oh, really? Is it
worth a few bucks
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to get a million splinters
in your fingers and then
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cut off your fingers accidentally,
'cause that will happen.
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I have tolerated Leslie's
pro-government ways
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because her annoying
kindness and generosity
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sneakily made me like
her as a person.
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But I draw the line at
corrupting America's youth.
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I'm sure I can get Allison a job
at Tim Hautner's sawmill.
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I once did him a favor.
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I built his sawmill.
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I may be leaving this office soon. I need
to plant seeds for the next generation.
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Interns become full-time staff,
become department directors.
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Circle of life.
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The seasons turn. It's
really quite beautiful.
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And if Ron tries to stop me, he
can eat a big ol' bowl of butts.
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Hee hee! Hah hah yeah!
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Pawnee!
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Class of '99!
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Uh-huh!
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Ooh!
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Girl, you look creepy.
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- Would you like a drink? All this
stuff is free. - No, it's not.
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- Why'd you pay for a limo?
- Because it's prom.
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If you don't show up in a limo,
legally, they can't let you in.
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- Does your mom want to take pictures?
- Uh, yeah, she does.
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- Hey, hey! Orin!
- Who's Orin?
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I'm April's mom.
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You two look adorable.
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Ugh, just take the
picture already, mom.
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My baby is all grown up.
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- Have her home by 11:00.
- Mom, stop embarrassing me.
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Say good-bye to
your father.
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- Bye, dad.
- Good night, sir.
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This is all the stuff
we have to work with?
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Where's everything I requested?
Where's my smoke machine?
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Where's my girls dressed
in Teddy Bear costumes?
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- Where's my Yeezus Mountain?
- Yeah, tell me about it.
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I specifically requested elliptical
cartridges for the turntables.
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How am I supposed to keep my Husker
Du albums in near-mint condish?
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Hey, I have an idea. Why don't
you throw them in the garbage?
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My prom was right after
I got impeached,
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so I couldn't leave the house
without being egged.
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But my parents threw me a
prom in our living room.
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I think I'm still
messed up from it.
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I was actually only at
my prom for 15 minutes.
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By the time I got my
Armani suit pressed
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and got the little dimple on my
tie just right, it was 11:45 P.M.
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My date was pretty pissed,
but, uh, I looked fly as hell.
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Leslie, thanks again.
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We just wouldn't have
had a prom without you.
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This is A-plus work.
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A-plus! Thank you, Principal Russell.
Can I get that in writing?
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Oh-ho, Leslie. You haven't
changed since high school.
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I can't believe he
gave you an A-plus.
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Oh, did he? I didn't
even notice. No bigs.
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Listen, Allison, I have a question for you
that's very important and very serious.
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Listen to me closely.
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Will you help me orchestrate
the balloon drop?
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Ms. Knope, it'd
be my honor.
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Oh, hooray!
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- Allison.
- Oh.
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I was subcontracted by the government
to construct a lighting rig.
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Would like to help me screw some
angle irons onto some 2x4s?
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- I'll give you $40.
- Yeah, sure.
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I'll just be over
here having fun.
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See you soon!
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I know what you're doing, Ron,
and I will defeat you.
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Mark my words.
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Stop wasting helium.
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It is intended for welding
and filling air ships.
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I attended prom
with Susan Hofler.
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Picked her up in my truck, we
slow-danced to a Merle Haggard song,
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and then I left early to go
to my shift at the quarry.
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I was 12 years old.
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Never went again.
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Felt like I had
outgrown it.
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Well, we did it. We went to prom.
Yay! Let's go now.
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No! What? Are you kidding?
This is awesome.
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Look around. The
bloom of youth.
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Like flowers on the sunset
of an eagle's poetry.
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- Andy, I hate teenagers.
- If you give this a chance,
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you're gonna love it,
I promise.
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It's like the movie Expendables 2.
First time, hated it.
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Second time, hated it.
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Third time, it was okay.
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But then the fourth, fifth, sixth,
seventh, tenth time I watched it,
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I realized something.
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It's just--it's not good.
It's not a good movie.
235
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:47,278
Now that I've convinced you,
why don't we go dance?
236
00:10:47,304 --> 00:10:51,416
Um, I'm gonna go to the girls' bathroom
to check the trash cans for babies,
237
00:10:51,435 --> 00:10:54,688
- but you can dance if you want.
- Really? I love you! Thank you!
238
00:10:54,949 --> 00:10:56,383
♪ Money's the motivation ♪
239
00:10:56,430 --> 00:10:57,870
♪ Money's the conversation ♪
240
00:10:57,885 --> 00:10:59,085
♪ You on vacation ♪
241
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,253
♪ We gettin' paid so ♪
242
00:11:00,261 --> 00:11:02,853
Uh, hey, no one's
really feeling this.
243
00:11:02,866 --> 00:11:07,164
All right, not a 2 Chainz crowd. I'll
throw on some yeezy in a second.
244
00:11:07,783 --> 00:11:09,317
Jeezy?
245
00:11:09,350 --> 00:11:10,882
Weezy?
246
00:11:10,917 --> 00:11:12,370
Oh!
247
00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:14,112
You want some
of that classic stuff.
248
00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:16,254
All right, I'll break you off
some of that Ja Rule.
249
00:11:16,271 --> 00:11:18,339
Who's Ja Rule?
250
00:11:18,359 --> 00:11:21,246
What? How do you-- wha--
251
00:11:21,276 --> 00:11:22,203
who's what?
252
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:25,856
The stuff you're playing is so old,
it's probably trinking on grizzledump.
253
00:11:25,862 --> 00:11:28,842
Hey, what's grizzledump?
And why is trinking on it bad?
254
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,589
Oh, my God.
255
00:11:30,596 --> 00:11:32,716
I don't know
what's cool anymore.
256
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,746
What's grizzledump, Ben?
What's grizzledump?
257
00:11:36,203 --> 00:11:38,704
♪ This moment, we own it ♪
258
00:11:38,726 --> 00:11:41,689
So have you ever pulled a
ceremonial cord before?
259
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:44,323
There's a little trick to it. You
want to hold it-- not too tight,
260
00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:48,577
sort of like a firm handshake--
and then move towards the ground
261
00:11:48,596 --> 00:11:52,407
- in a rope-pulling motion.
- So just pull the rope?
262
00:11:52,426 --> 00:11:53,393
That's right.
263
00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:55,281
Thanks, Leslie, for this,
264
00:11:55,294 --> 00:11:57,194
and for making prom happen
in the first place.
265
00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:58,581
Oh, you don't
have to thank me.
266
00:11:58,601 --> 00:12:00,968
Working for the government
is its own reward--
267
00:12:00,982 --> 00:12:03,551
- Run, Allison, run.
- You're wasting your time, Leslie.
268
00:12:03,571 --> 00:12:05,529
Allison and I already
had a good talk
269
00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,941
about the power of the
hard-earned dollar.
270
00:12:07,956 --> 00:12:10,524
Don't listen to him. Now,
when you pull the rope,
271
00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:11,798
don't look at the balloons.
272
00:12:11,819 --> 00:12:15,115
Look at the faces of the
people as the balloons drop.
273
00:12:15,121 --> 00:12:17,714
That's what government is about.
Look at the faces.
274
00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:21,261
No, look at the cage that is
holding all of those balloons.
275
00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:23,941
I assembled that cage
and was paid for my labor,
276
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:27,114
and I will use the money to buy
shelter, fuel, and medicine.
277
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,765
- Watch the cage.
- Pull the rope. Watch the faces.
278
00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,938
- Watch the cage.
- Watch the faces!
279
00:12:31,966 --> 00:12:33,591
Uh, erm...
280
00:12:36,157 --> 00:12:38,679
Congratulations, Ron.
You've ruined prom.
281
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,567
Everybody's having
a terrible time.
282
00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,236
I didn't go to my prom.
283
00:12:45,253 --> 00:12:47,886
I was dating an older
fella back then.
284
00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:51,483
Like I'm gonna dance with a bunch of kids
while he's coaching Duke to the final four.
285
00:12:51,502 --> 00:12:53,464
I just want to go
home, but I feel bad
286
00:12:53,484 --> 00:12:55,211
because Andy's having
such a good time.
287
00:12:58,506 --> 00:12:59,953
Whoa!
288
00:12:59,975 --> 00:13:03,010
How can I love someone when
I hate everything he loves?
289
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:07,111
That's not true. He loves a lot of
dumb stuff, but he loves you the most.
290
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,821
If something's bothering
you, just tell him.
291
00:13:08,849 --> 00:13:10,868
It's always better
to be direct.
292
00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:12,560
Hey, girl. Are
you ready to go?
293
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:14,680
I feel like I told you
to wait in the car.
294
00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,201
Yeah.
295
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,461
See?
296
00:13:18,492 --> 00:13:20,305
Be direct.
297
00:13:21,441 --> 00:13:23,909
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
298
00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:24,991
Ugh!
299
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,366
You're finished, Knope.
300
00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:30,014
I just spoke with Tim Hautner from
the sawmill on my mobile telephone,
301
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,554
and he's offering
Allison a paying job.
302
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:34,712
She'll be assistant
to the head mulcher.
303
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,359
- Beat that. - First of all, your
telephone is ridiculous.
304
00:13:37,365 --> 00:13:40,225
And second of all, I already beat it.
She's gonna take that internship.
305
00:13:40,238 --> 00:13:42,132
She pulled the rope.
There's no turning back!
306
00:13:42,152 --> 00:13:47,390
Leslie. Mr. Swanson. May I see
both of you in my office?
307
00:13:47,416 --> 00:13:48,917
Now.
308
00:13:50,521 --> 00:13:51,934
It has come to
my attention
309
00:13:51,954 --> 00:13:54,611
that both of you have been
harassing Allison
310
00:13:54,638 --> 00:13:56,609
about her summer
employment decisions.
311
00:13:56,626 --> 00:14:00,723
I wouldn't say "harassing" so
much as persistently tormenting.
312
00:14:00,742 --> 00:14:03,036
I am disappointed
in you, Leslie.
313
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:05,087
No! Don't be
disappointed in me.
314
00:14:05,107 --> 00:14:07,680
I've never had a principal or a
teacher be disappointed in me.
315
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,474
I'm not sure that I'm
equipped to handle it.
316
00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:13,454
Whatever's going on between you
two and Allison ends right now.
317
00:14:13,476 --> 00:14:15,737
This is supposed to be a
fun event for the kids.
318
00:14:15,766 --> 00:14:19,294
You're absolutely right, and
I will bow out immediately.
319
00:14:19,310 --> 00:14:20,057
Thank you.
320
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:23,777
I think the only thing that
matters is whatever A-pluses
321
00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:29,365
may or may not have been handed out, you
know, are still in effect in perpetuity.
322
00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:30,933
I have your word, then.
323
00:14:30,968 --> 00:14:32,473
This ends now?
324
00:14:32,503 --> 00:14:34,363
Absolutely.
325
00:14:34,678 --> 00:14:36,105
Attention, everyone.
326
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:41,117
Now it is time for the most magical
moment of any high school prom:
327
00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:46,115
The announcement of the winner of the Parks
and Recreation's coveted summer internship.
328
00:14:47,483 --> 00:14:51,101
Without further ado,
help me congratulate
329
00:14:51,127 --> 00:14:53,026
Allison Gliffert!
330
00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:55,885
Can we get a little
music here maybe?
331
00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,088
Probably just ruin the moment
with something lame.
332
00:14:58,121 --> 00:15:00,409
Leslie, I told you. I don't know
what I'm doing this summer.
333
00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:02,162
That's okay. I know
what you're doing.
334
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,741
You're gonna take this internship. You're
gonna fall in love with public service.
335
00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:07,935
You're gonna rise through the ranks. You'll
take over Ron's job as parks director.
336
00:15:07,947 --> 00:15:09,308
You'll win a seat in congress,
337
00:15:09,328 --> 00:15:11,201
and then you and I will run
against each other as president,
338
00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,914
but right before
we find out who won,
339
00:15:12,936 --> 00:15:16,376
I'm gonna pat you on the back
and say, "It's your turn, kid."
340
00:15:16,425 --> 00:15:19,237
Sorry, children.
Forget this happened.
341
00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:22,860
Continue with your awkward
close-quarters gyrating.
342
00:15:23,619 --> 00:15:27,876
And if this is the evening you decide
to have sex, use protection, please!
343
00:15:30,443 --> 00:15:33,074
Dude, if you're not gonna play
anything, I'm stepping in.
344
00:15:33,096 --> 00:15:35,597
Go ahead. Play whatever you want.
Can't be any worse than this.
345
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,647
- Hey, I love this song!
- You actually like this?
346
00:15:45,675 --> 00:15:47,268
Yeah, dude, it's
classic rock.
347
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,173
Well, there's more
where that came from,
348
00:15:49,191 --> 00:15:51,632
snoopies!
349
00:15:51,658 --> 00:15:54,624
Sorry. Tried to use slang.
That just came out.
350
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,593
I only listen to CDs.
351
00:15:56,612 --> 00:15:59,095
It's the way music like
this was meant to be heard.
352
00:15:59,122 --> 00:16:01,771
But it's not
even auto-tuned.
353
00:16:03,552 --> 00:16:04,845
Where'd you get
that dress?
354
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,952
I was buried in it.
355
00:16:08,297 --> 00:16:10,450
Babe, huge news.
356
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:13,975
I just got us invited to
Damian Keating's barn party.
357
00:16:15,231 --> 00:16:17,639
He's captain of the soccer team,
and he has a fake I.D.,
358
00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:20,131
so I think he can get
us all free beer.
359
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:22,370
What's wrong?
360
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,032
There's cupcakes and music.
361
00:16:25,055 --> 00:16:26,822
Why aren't you having fun?
362
00:16:26,842 --> 00:16:29,838
Because this prom
reminds me that...
363
00:16:29,866 --> 00:16:32,010
you had, like, a million
friends in high school
364
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:33,789
and everyone thought
you were awesome,
365
00:16:33,815 --> 00:16:37,065
and I spent four years
making fun of everyone
366
00:16:37,085 --> 00:16:40,042
and hiding mops so the janitor
would think he was going insane.
367
00:16:40,063 --> 00:16:42,664
If we went to high school together,
we would have never started dating,
368
00:16:42,699 --> 00:16:45,059
which means that...
369
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:48,008
we would have never gotten married,
and I don't like thinking about that.
370
00:16:48,021 --> 00:16:52,188
Hey, maybe we wouldn't have gotten
together if we were in high school.
371
00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:55,645
But that's because kids in
high school are idiots.
372
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:59,551
The only thing that matters is that
we found each other right now,
373
00:16:59,575 --> 00:17:01,462
and it's the best.
374
00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:05,387
You know what? Let's bail.
375
00:17:05,422 --> 00:17:07,495
We got that limo for
three more hours.
376
00:17:07,516 --> 00:17:10,794
I think the extra length could
help us get us over that lake.
377
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:12,826
No. Let's stay.
378
00:17:12,862 --> 00:17:15,364
I'll have fun. I promise.
379
00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,712
I have never told you this,
380
00:17:18,735 --> 00:17:21,348
but I actually have
a ten-point scale
381
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,595
for how insane
you are being.
382
00:17:23,619 --> 00:17:27,697
I observe your behavior, and if it's
a five or below, I say nothing.
383
00:17:27,717 --> 00:17:29,390
Smart. Saves a
lot of time.
384
00:17:29,412 --> 00:17:31,505
If it reaches a six,
385
00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:35,514
like for example the incident with the
girls' soccer uniforms back in '05...
386
00:17:35,547 --> 00:17:38,454
They wrote all the
team names in pink.
387
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,694
Nobody told them to do that.
388
00:17:39,707 --> 00:17:42,204
I try to steer you
back to safety.
389
00:17:42,225 --> 00:17:45,658
A seven is when I lock you in
your office until you cool down.
390
00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:48,881
This Allison Gliffert thing
may have hit an eight.
391
00:17:48,898 --> 00:17:51,657
I have the police
on standby.
392
00:17:52,127 --> 00:17:54,267
It's your move.
393
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:57,070
I'm thinking of leaving Pawnee,
394
00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:58,718
moving to Chicago.
395
00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:03,690
I just need to make sure that the future
is secure around here when I leave.
396
00:18:03,718 --> 00:18:04,851
You know?
397
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:08,484
Allison would become April, and
then April would become me.
398
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:13,244
I mean, let's face it, Ron. I love
you, but you're hopeless without me.
399
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:15,475
Blueprints for the future
400
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:17,072
are a fool's errand.
401
00:18:17,085 --> 00:18:19,040
They're like blueprints
for a house.
402
00:18:19,062 --> 00:18:23,709
Nice to have, but any foreman with half
a brain doesn't need to look at them.
403
00:18:23,725 --> 00:18:26,645
One day, this year
or maybe the next,
404
00:18:26,669 --> 00:18:29,542
you're gonna be
somewhere else.
405
00:18:29,565 --> 00:18:31,941
So enjoy yourself now.
406
00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,422
Damn it.
407
00:18:34,435 --> 00:18:36,458
I just wish once
408
00:18:36,479 --> 00:18:39,741
you would say something
stupid so I could ignore it.
409
00:18:41,417 --> 00:18:43,950
Attention, please.
The votes are in.
410
00:18:43,986 --> 00:18:48,485
And your Pawnee high prom
king and queen are...
411
00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:52,894
Lucy Taylor
and Andy Dwyer!
412
00:18:52,907 --> 00:18:55,194
- What? - I broke the box, and
I threw away all the votes,
413
00:18:55,214 --> 00:18:56,830
and I voted for you
a thousand times.
414
00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:59,224
You should get on up
there, King Dwyer.
415
00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:02,308
Not without my queen.
416
00:19:05,820 --> 00:19:09,527
Hi, Pawnee High. As your
prom king, I'm your ruler.
417
00:19:10,954 --> 00:19:12,847
Silence!
418
00:19:12,868 --> 00:19:18,370
My first decree of power is to
declare that the prom queen
419
00:19:18,401 --> 00:19:20,523
shall be my wife,
April Ludgate,
420
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,235
who is the best thing
that's ever happened to me
421
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,615
who came to prom even
though she hates it.
422
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,728
Give me this.
Always next year.
423
00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:28,264
No, there isn't.
I'm a senior.
424
00:19:28,291 --> 00:19:30,459
This is your wife?
How old are you?
425
00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:32,939
He's 33, and I'm 47/immortal.
426
00:19:32,962 --> 00:19:33,813
Get out.
427
00:19:33,837 --> 00:19:36,004
High school forever!
428
00:19:38,573 --> 00:19:39,853
Yeah, you're having fun now.
429
00:19:39,882 --> 00:19:41,782
I rigged an election and
got kicked out of prom.
430
00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,680
I can get on
board with that.
431
00:19:47,549 --> 00:19:50,096
♪ I look just like
Buddy Holly ♪
432
00:19:50,109 --> 00:19:51,433
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
433
00:19:51,463 --> 00:19:54,259
♪ And you're Mary
Tyler Moore ♪
434
00:19:54,281 --> 00:19:55,535
My life is over.
435
00:19:55,548 --> 00:19:57,589
I'm officially
old and uncool.
436
00:19:57,608 --> 00:20:01,086
Might as well start wearing a
plaid shirt and a tie and khakis
437
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,539
and whatever shoes
you're wearing.
438
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,788
Look, the fact that
you don't know
439
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,654
what high schoolers are into
doesn't make you uncool.
440
00:20:06,661 --> 00:20:08,554
It makes you a
normal human adult.
441
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:10,655
You haven't had time to keep up
'cause the last few years,
442
00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,802
you started two
different businesses.
443
00:20:12,822 --> 00:20:13,935
I guess that's true.
444
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,392
Richard Branson and Mark Cuban
are too busy making deals
445
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:18,492
to keep up with what
the kids are into.
446
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:20,385
How else do you explain
their terrible haircuts?
447
00:20:20,404 --> 00:20:23,831
And, hey, you may be old, but
you'll never be as old as me.
448
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,375
Yeah. You're old as shit.
449
00:20:27,031 --> 00:20:28,284
Thanks, Ben.
450
00:20:28,304 --> 00:20:29,324
Glad I could help.
451
00:20:31,127 --> 00:20:33,487
♪ The show goes
on all night ♪
452
00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:37,176
Allison, we wanted to apologize
for acting so bananas.
453
00:20:37,182 --> 00:20:39,522
You just have so much
promise, we got excited.
454
00:20:39,535 --> 00:20:42,964
You're a good kid. And whatever you
choose, you'll be great at it.
455
00:20:42,990 --> 00:20:45,189
I have to say
I admire you both.
456
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:48,962
You were right, Leslie. Watching all
those happy faces, it felt amazing.
457
00:20:48,968 --> 00:20:51,849
But it was really nice to build
something and get paid for it.
458
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:54,127
Ugh, Ron, she is so
thoughtful and grounded.
459
00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:57,189
Get her away from me, or I'm gonna kidnap
her and try to mentor her to death.
460
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,700
Oh, let me introduce you
to my boyfriend.
461
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:02,683
Greg Pikitis.
462
00:21:02,703 --> 00:21:04,203
What up, Knope?
463
00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:06,021
Hello, Gregory.
464
00:21:06,034 --> 00:21:07,561
You guys know each other?
465
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:09,150
You might say that.
466
00:21:09,158 --> 00:21:11,689
Come on, baby. Let's
get out of here.
467
00:21:12,214 --> 00:21:15,817
That's that horrible kid who used
to prank us all the time, right?
468
00:21:15,839 --> 00:21:19,258
Offer is off the table. She's a
terrible person with terrible judgment.
469
00:21:24,353 --> 00:21:25,753
Pikitis!
470
00:21:25,777 --> 00:21:32,777
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