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Synced and corrected by: Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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And turn. And turn.

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- And turn. And turn.
- And stop.

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Liv, I'm not your personal supermodel.

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Oh, Maddie, I never said you were.

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You are my 3-d mirror.

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Okay.

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Well, your 3D mirror is about to quit.

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I have a big game against
the grizzlies this week

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and these feet need to
be on a basketball court.

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- So...
- Ah! Need I remind you

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that this little fashion sesh is payback

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for you tossing my favorite
cashmere sweater in the laundry.

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Okay.

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Why do girls get so excited about shoes?

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I mean, they're just
things to put on your feet

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so that if you step in dog
poop you don't get hookworm.

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Maddie, the right pair of heels
can make a girl feel magical.

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And her mother when she borrows them.

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Stop.

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Why are you dragging tree
branches through the house?

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Going through the house instead of around

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gets us to the wood chipper 27 steps faster.

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Plus we can stop in the kitchen for
a nice, cold glass of lemonade.

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Right. It also creates a trail of
leaves for someone to clean up later.

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Oh.

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Okay, well, let's...
let's wrap this up.

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Come on, Maddie, there's not even a
little part of you that's enjoying this?

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Oh, hold on, Liv. Let me check real quick.

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Um... no.

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Seriously?

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Okay, you can't wear sneakers for
the rest of your life, Maddie.

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You know what... you need to
tap into your inner sparkle.

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Feast your four eyes... on these!

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I have found the perfect pumps.

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Oh! It's as if you were walking around
in a bowl of high-fashion pudding.

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Okay, okay, enough.

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I will try them on.

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Okay, just be careful, 'cause if
you stretch 'em I can't wear 'em.

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You guys have ten seconds.

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Look quick.

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10,
9, 8...

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Whoa, mama.

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Hello, inner sparkle.

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I love these shoes.

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I hate these shoes.

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Well, you can lead a tomboy to designer
shoes but you can't make her shimmer.

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♪ Better in stereo

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♪ b... b...
better in stereo

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<i>- ♪ I'm up with the sunshine
- ♪ Let's go</i>

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<i>- ♪ I lace up my high tops
- ♪ Oh no</i>

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<i>- ♪ slam dunk
- ♪ Ready or not</i>

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<i>♪ yeah, show me what you got ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ I'm under the spotlight
- ♪ Holler</i>

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<i>♪ I dare you, come on and follow ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you dance to your own beat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'll sing the melody</i>

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<i>♪ when you
say yea-ah-ah</i>

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<i>♪ I say
no-oh-oh</i>

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<i>♪ when you say stop</i>

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<i>♪ all I want to do is go, go, go ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you, you, the other half of me, me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ the half I'll never be-e</i>

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<i>♪ the half that drives me crazy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ you, you, the better half of me, me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ the half I'll always need</i>

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<i>♪ but we both know</i>

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<i>♪ we're better in stereo.</i>

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Here you go, Mrs. Rooney.

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I baked fresh muffins.

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My buddy Evan is the perfect houseguest.

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He makes his bed. He gets the paper.

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He bakes fresh muffins.

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He's just so thoughtful,

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and does it all with a smile
on that sweet, freckly face.

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He's really making me look bad.

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Well, thank you, Evan.

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I am not used to all this attention.

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Ahem.

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Bless you?

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I really appreciate you letting me stay
here while my mom's at a convention.

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Why don't you take a few minutes for
yourself and I'll clean up here?

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You are like a dream.

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Parker, you could learn a little
something from your friend.

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Dude, we gotta talk.

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Great! My mom says talking is the
best way to unburden your soul.

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I totally get you're trying to be
helpful, but the more you do for my mom,

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the more she'll expect from me.

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I got a good thing going here.

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And I don't need you
waltzing in and ruining it!

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My mom says being helpful is a ray of light

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I can just shine on our happy home.

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Not true.

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The goal is to get out of chores.

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Pfft.

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Parker, you're hilarious.

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Oh, wait, you're serious?

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If your parents think that you're
not capable of doing anything,

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you'll never have to
do another chore again.

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Does such a world exist?!

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It does.

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Let me show you a way.

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A better way.

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The Parker way.

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C-plus?

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In gym?

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Dad.

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Ha! Loving father man
who wears the whistle.

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If I don't keep my perfect G.P.A.,
I will never be valedictorian.

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And I have been talking a lot
of smack in robotics club.

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So has the smack-talking robot I built.

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Sorry, son, but I had to mark you down

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because you didn't finish your
shuttle run in under 35 seconds.

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35 seconds? Daddy, that's impossible.

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Oh, yeah?

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Hey, Diggie.

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We're go for shuttle run.

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Timer starts now.

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If you want, I can give you a retest,

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but you're only going
to get one shot at it.

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You're telling me the only
way I'm going to be valedictorian

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is if I scurry across the gym
floor like a jock-roach.

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I don't make the rules, son.

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I just blow the whistle.

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Also, I teach health class.

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So if you have any questions
about your changing body,

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my door is always open.

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Yeah, let's keep that door closed.

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Done!

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Nice shuttle run, Diggie.

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28.7 seconds.

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I don't think any less of you, son.

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Hey!

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Diggie.

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My favorite varsity athlete

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and the only one who has
never purpled my nurples.

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I need a favor.

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I need to do the shuttle
run in under 35 seconds.

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Oh, so you want me to train you?

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- I'd be happy to.
- Actually, I was thinking you'd do it for me.

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I'd give you some glasses.

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Some fancy tube socks.

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Joey, no offense, but no one's
going to believe that I'm you.

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You know what...
you're right.

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Why did I have to be born so handsome?

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Oh, hey.

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Heard you weren't feeling very well.

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Oh, yeah. Must be a bug or something.

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Mm, well, I hope you'll be okay for the
game against the grizzlies tomorrow.

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I'm pretty sure I'll be fine
after a good night's sleep.

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Mm-hmm. Can I get you some ginger ale?

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Or some crackers?

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Um, no, I'm...
I'm fine.

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I'm also over here.

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What are you looking for?

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Oh!

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A fever.

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Aww!

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Hey, mom. Mom.

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Hmm?

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You're looking for Liv's
perfect pumps, aren't you?

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What? No.

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No, I... I can't stop
thinking about them.

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I want to slip 'em on.

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Even just a toe. I just need a taste.

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Mm, yeah, well, they're
actually not in here.

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I just saw Liv coming and looking for them.

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So if I see them, I will let you know.

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But... hey, mom.
In the meantime,

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you might want to slip on
a size 10 dose of dignity.

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You're right.

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I don't know what's gotten into me.

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If you tell Liv I was
here, and you will be...

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what's wrong with me?

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Hi, girls.

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I just lied to my mom.

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About shoes.

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Ha! And I don't even care.

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And this is my locker.

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Hide, girls.

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Oh, hi, Maddie.

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I'm glad you're feeling better.

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What? Oh. Yeah.

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Way better.

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Um... Oh, wow. You know what...
I hear two students

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trying to work through an
emotional issue around the corner.

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I'm coming. Make way.

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Therapist coming through!

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Rooney.

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What happened to you yesterday?

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We were supposed to meet for fro-yo.

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You didn't show-yo.

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Had to get it to go-yo.

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Uh, yeah. Didn't you get my text?

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Well, yeah, but... "can't
come. Got a thing."

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Is not all that informative.

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Did you get taller?

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No. Yes. Maybe.

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Maybe you're taller.

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Hey, guys.

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Maddie, you look different.

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Maybe you're taller!

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Okay...

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Okay, that was weird, right?

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I know weird, and that was it.

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But she's been acting weird all day.

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She even skipped her morning workout.

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That's so not like her.

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Wait, how would you know?
She works out at 5:00 A.M.

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I was up doing the drills you taught
me for my shuttle run retest. Ally?

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Nope. I was up reading
a book about dragons.

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- Hey, Joey.
- Willow!

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Wow. I've never seen him run before.

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That's weird. I only see him run.

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Okay, when my mom comes in,
what are we going to do?

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Lower her expectations.

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Exactly.

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Get ready to experience
the Parker way in action.

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- Hey, Mrs. Rooney.
- Oh.

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I know you have a lot to do around here.

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So I unloaded the dishwasher for you.

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Well, thank you, Evan.

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Oh, but those dishes were dirty.

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They seemed a little crusty.

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But I'm not here to judge
how you keep house, ma'am.

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Sorry, Mrs. Rooney.

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Let me help you.

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Oops.

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Come on, Evan.

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Be a little more careful.

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Oops.

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Looks like I caught the clumsies from Evan.

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Boys, please stop.

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I feel terrible, Mrs. Rooney.

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Let me get the broom and help clean up.

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No no no. Do not help.

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I will take care of this myself.

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What's the way?

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The Parker way.

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Has anybody seen Maddie?

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Our game starts in two minutes.

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Maddie's not here?

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She's never missed a game.

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Wait, if Maddie doesn't show,
that means I have to play.

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That can't happen, man.

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During the game is when
I get my homework done.

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Maddie was acting really weird today.

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And did she get taller?

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Taller?

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Like how much taller?
Like 2 1/2 inches taller?

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Yeah, something like that.

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She just seemed different.

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She giggled. Maddie doesn't giggle.

254
00:12:11,577 --> 00:12:12,744
She snorts.

255
00:12:12,778 --> 00:12:17,582
It's like she had some
kind of inner sparkle, man.

256
00:12:18,784 --> 00:12:19,885
The shoes.

257
00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:22,671
Um, I think I know where she might be.

258
00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:24,973
So I will just go get her.

259
00:12:25,008 --> 00:12:26,758
Yeah.

260
00:12:26,792 --> 00:12:28,560
See if you can get them to hold curtain.

261
00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:32,630
Wow, that girl really doesn't get sports.

262
00:12:32,649 --> 00:12:34,799
All right, stains. You're in.

263
00:12:34,817 --> 00:12:36,685
Fine.

264
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,692
I didn't think I was going to play today.

265
00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,030
Maddie.

266
00:12:57,757 --> 00:12:59,791
Hey, Liv.

267
00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:02,761
What are you doing here?

268
00:13:02,795 --> 00:13:06,932
Well, I'm here to take
you back to the game.

269
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:09,768
But what is all of this?

270
00:13:09,802 --> 00:13:11,887
Oh, you were so right.

271
00:13:11,938 --> 00:13:14,773
I love these shoes!

272
00:13:14,807 --> 00:13:16,692
Oh!

273
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,010
Well, okay, we can talk about that later.

274
00:13:19,028 --> 00:13:21,530
Just kick those off and we
will get you back to the game.

275
00:13:21,564 --> 00:13:22,948
Pfft. I'm not going back to that game.

276
00:13:23,983 --> 00:13:26,702
Who are you?

277
00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:30,572
I am a shoe-loving sparkly girl.

278
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:33,959
Do you want to play supermodel with me?

279
00:13:33,993 --> 00:13:35,860
Yeah.

280
00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:38,797
Of course I do.

281
00:13:43,669 --> 00:13:45,804
No no no no.

282
00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:48,640
This... this is wrong.

283
00:13:50,727 --> 00:13:52,728
Maddie was out of control.

284
00:13:52,762 --> 00:13:55,880
Whew, this was a much bigger job
than I thought it was going to be.

285
00:13:55,898 --> 00:13:58,883
And I was definitely going to need backup.

286
00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:00,018
But first...

287
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,737
Okay, one minute.

288
00:14:01,771 --> 00:14:02,821
Yes.

289
00:14:13,531 --> 00:14:16,349
Are you sure we can't help
you with something, mom?

290
00:14:16,367 --> 00:14:19,536
Oh, no. You boys just sit here
and do not lift a finger.

291
00:14:19,570 --> 00:14:21,321
You might break one of them too.

292
00:14:22,657 --> 00:14:24,741
I am going to do some yard work.

293
00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,576
You're the boss.

294
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,745
Mission accomplished.

295
00:14:28,796 --> 00:14:30,664
The Parker way.

296
00:14:40,374 --> 00:14:42,709
It's beautiful.

297
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:46,730
Um, what are you doing, Mrs. Rooney?

298
00:14:46,764 --> 00:14:49,433
Oh, you know, just
jamming these big branches

299
00:14:49,484 --> 00:14:51,401
into this hundred-horsepower monster

300
00:14:51,436 --> 00:14:54,438
with 40 razor-sharp stainless steel teeth.

301
00:14:58,609 --> 00:15:00,610
Whoa!

302
00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:04,414
No way. Can we help?

303
00:15:04,449 --> 00:15:07,701
Oh, sweetie, if I can't trust you
to carry your plate to the sink,

304
00:15:07,735 --> 00:15:10,504
then I sure can't trust
you around this bad boy.

305
00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:12,739
Seriously?

306
00:15:12,757 --> 00:15:16,376
But there is nothing I've
ever wanted to do more.

307
00:15:16,410 --> 00:15:20,464
You know, now that I think about
it, I'm pulling you out of karate

308
00:15:20,515 --> 00:15:22,582
and I'm putting the training
wheels back on your bike.

309
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:27,771
But the good news is... bought you
some crayons and safety scissors.

310
00:15:27,805 --> 00:15:30,390
They're inside. You want uppy?

311
00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:34,561
Nice work, Parker.

312
00:15:34,595 --> 00:15:37,397
We got ourselves out of that one.

313
00:15:39,367 --> 00:15:41,785
Sweet!

314
00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:43,653
It's the 64 pack.

315
00:15:43,704 --> 00:15:46,790
It has a sharpener built into the box.

316
00:15:46,824 --> 00:15:50,410
Oh, wait. Your mom took that out.

317
00:15:51,612 --> 00:15:53,463
<i>Yeah, baby!</i>

318
00:15:53,498 --> 00:15:55,415
Man, that sounds like fun.

319
00:15:55,449 --> 00:15:56,716
More fun than all this?

320
00:15:58,753 --> 00:16:00,637
Burnt sienna.

321
00:16:00,671 --> 00:16:02,472
- Whoo-hoo!

322
00:16:02,507 --> 00:16:04,624
I can't believe she's not letting us help.

323
00:16:04,642 --> 00:16:06,560
Exactly.

324
00:16:06,594 --> 00:16:10,630
Thanks to you, she'll never let
us do stuff like that again.

325
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:13,733
Can a brother get a fist bump?

326
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:22,359
So if I don't ever do anything, I
don't ever get to do anything?

327
00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:27,647
It was my understanding that was the
primary message of the Parker way.

328
00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:31,701
Well, perhaps the Parker
way is misguided.

329
00:16:31,752 --> 00:16:34,421
Would fresh-baked
muffins make this better?

330
00:16:34,455 --> 00:16:36,423
Certainly couldn't hurt.

331
00:16:38,793 --> 00:16:40,460
All right, Joey. You got this.

332
00:16:40,494 --> 00:16:44,431
Inside this scrawny, un-athletic,
muscle-free sack of bones

333
00:16:44,465 --> 00:16:46,466
is a natural-born shuttle runner.

334
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,718
That means a lot coming from you.

335
00:16:48,769 --> 00:16:50,554
But it's useless.

336
00:16:50,605 --> 00:16:53,557
There is no way I can
do this in 35 seconds.

337
00:16:53,608 --> 00:16:58,395
I can kiss valedictorian a good-bye.

338
00:16:58,446 --> 00:16:59,613
Dude, it's going to be okay.

339
00:16:59,647 --> 00:17:01,448
Just trust your instincts.

340
00:17:01,482 --> 00:17:03,533
And know that the dig-man still
has a couple tricks up his sleeve.

341
00:17:03,568 --> 00:17:05,702
Also, you might want to tie your shoe.

342
00:17:05,736 --> 00:17:07,454
Ah, pfft. Yeah.

343
00:17:07,488 --> 00:17:08,738
All right, Joey.

344
00:17:08,789 --> 00:17:11,408
You get one last shot
to pass your shuttle run.

345
00:17:11,459 --> 00:17:12,692
Okay.

346
00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,579
But before we do
this... question.

347
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,414
- Go!
- Okay.

348
00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:19,666
<i>No!</i>

349
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:24,537
<i>Gross!</i>

350
00:17:24,555 --> 00:17:25,755
Run, Joey, run!

351
00:17:25,806 --> 00:17:28,374
Joey, you want to go to prom?

352
00:17:28,392 --> 00:17:30,677
No no no no no!

353
00:17:32,597 --> 00:17:36,349
25.4. That's a new school record.

354
00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:39,402
My son's a jock.

355
00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:42,606
My son's a jock!

356
00:17:42,657 --> 00:17:45,558
Yeah.

357
00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:49,579
Thanks, Diggie. Couldn't
have done it without you.

358
00:17:49,614 --> 00:17:52,582
Congratulations, little man.

359
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:55,368
Thanks.

360
00:17:55,402 --> 00:17:56,620
I'm too tired to run away.

361
00:17:56,704 --> 00:18:00,290
I know.

362
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:05,595
Okay, so we are all here
for Maddie's intervention.

363
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:07,430
<i>It is very important that we make her feel</i>

364
00:18:07,465 --> 00:18:09,582
like she's walking into
a room that is safe,

365
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,636
and loving, and
supportive and... stains!

366
00:18:12,687 --> 00:18:15,355
I am going to slap that
bag out of your hands.

367
00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:19,592
Why did you put them out if you
don't want anyone to eat them?

368
00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:30,770
Hey...!

369
00:18:30,788 --> 00:18:33,456
Hey.

370
00:18:33,491 --> 00:18:35,458
Hey.

371
00:18:35,493 --> 00:18:38,411
What are you guys doing here?

372
00:18:38,445 --> 00:18:41,581
And why are you all staring at me?

373
00:18:41,615 --> 00:18:44,551
And why did willow just
lock the front door?

374
00:18:44,585 --> 00:18:46,503
Yeah, why did she?

375
00:18:46,554 --> 00:18:50,307
It's making me nervous.

376
00:18:50,341 --> 00:18:55,512
Maddie, we are all here to talk
to you about your problem.

377
00:18:55,563 --> 00:18:58,481
What pro... I
don't have a problem.

378
00:18:58,516 --> 00:18:59,566
Yeah, you do.

379
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,518
You're obsessed with those shoes.

380
00:19:01,569 --> 00:19:03,353
I am not obsessed.

381
00:19:03,404 --> 00:19:04,604
They're just my new best friends

382
00:19:04,638 --> 00:19:06,639
and the only things in
the world that matter.

383
00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:09,526
You used to tell me how
you hated high heels.

384
00:19:09,577 --> 00:19:12,329
Have our Sunday afternoon
empowerment walk means nothing?!

385
00:19:12,363 --> 00:19:14,581
Okay.

386
00:19:14,615 --> 00:19:16,700
So I used to not like them and now I do.

387
00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:18,535
I mean, a girl has the
right to change her mind

388
00:19:18,586 --> 00:19:20,486
and also tell her friends and family

389
00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:22,488
that they are annoying and
should stop bothering her.

390
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:27,510
I mean, Liv, you were the one who
told me to embrace my inner sparkle.

391
00:19:27,545 --> 00:19:29,763
I did, but I was wrong.

392
00:19:29,797 --> 00:19:32,515
I mean, Maddie, now your
priorities are all out of whack.

393
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:33,666
You missed a game.

394
00:19:33,684 --> 00:19:35,435
Yeah, man. I had to play.

395
00:19:35,469 --> 00:19:37,721
I made a basket... for the other team.

396
00:19:39,774 --> 00:19:41,641
And what about our fro-yo date?

397
00:19:41,675 --> 00:19:45,395
Mads, it was two-for-one
toppings night.

398
00:19:45,446 --> 00:19:48,398
And I hate that you're taller than me.

399
00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,401
There. I said it.

400
00:19:51,452 --> 00:19:53,686
And I passed the shuttle run.

401
00:19:55,355 --> 00:19:59,692
Not relevant to what we're talking
about, but I'm just so proud of myself.

402
00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:05,698
Okay, guys, it's just a pair of...
wait, hold on. You passed?

403
00:20:05,716 --> 00:20:08,334
You know what? I can take
these off whenever I want to.

404
00:20:08,368 --> 00:20:09,502
Ha!

405
00:20:09,536 --> 00:20:12,338
Okay, then do it.

406
00:20:12,372 --> 00:20:16,676
Well, I said that I can take
them off whenever I want to,

407
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:19,562
and I just don't want to right now.

408
00:20:19,597 --> 00:20:20,764
So...

409
00:20:20,815 --> 00:20:22,381
Deal with it.

410
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,517
Oh, we will. Now!

411
00:20:24,551 --> 00:20:26,770
Diggie, grab her legs.

412
00:20:26,821 --> 00:20:28,521
Oh!

413
00:20:28,555 --> 00:20:29,773
Put me down!

414
00:20:29,824 --> 00:20:33,610
Wha...
my shoes!

415
00:20:36,497 --> 00:20:39,749
Liv, give me back my shoes.

416
00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:41,584
Ooh! Muffins.

417
00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:44,403
Don't mind if I do.

418
00:20:44,422 --> 00:20:45,455
Liv, no!

419
00:20:45,506 --> 00:20:47,573
Don't punish the pumps.

420
00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:48,758
Oh, believe me, Maddie.

421
00:20:48,793 --> 00:20:51,628
This is going to hurt me a lot
more than it's going to hurt you.

422
00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:53,713
Oh... Wait,
what am I saying?

423
00:20:53,747 --> 00:20:55,581
Like there's any way in the universe

424
00:20:55,599 --> 00:20:57,767
that Liv Rooney would
destroy the perfect pair of...

425
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,439
No!

426
00:21:03,691 --> 00:21:05,391
It's over now.

427
00:21:05,425 --> 00:21:08,561
It's going to start to get better.

428
00:21:08,595 --> 00:21:10,697
But this is so hard.

429
00:21:10,731 --> 00:21:14,400
And my feet are... So cold.

430
00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:18,771
I have a couple of old
friends who want to say hi.

431
00:21:18,789 --> 00:21:21,541
Oh.

432
00:21:21,575 --> 00:21:22,792
Thank you.

433
00:21:22,827 --> 00:21:24,577
Wow.

434
00:21:24,611 --> 00:21:26,713
I don't know what came over me.

435
00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:29,415
Well, Maddie, you tapped
into your inner sparkle.

436
00:21:29,449 --> 00:21:32,385
Yeah, man. It happens to all of us.

437
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:38,641
Luckily, you have a sister to guide
you through all things sparkly.

438
00:21:38,676 --> 00:21:39,726
So we will start slow.

439
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,761
Okay, this is strawberry lip gloss.

440
00:21:41,795 --> 00:21:43,513
Don't eat it.

441
00:21:48,486 --> 00:21:49,551
Here you go, mom.

442
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:55,003
Florida oranges, freshly
squeezed, chilled glass.

443
00:21:55,038 --> 00:21:56,905
I'll go start on the croissants.

444
00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,741
Thank you, sweetie.

445
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:03,011
I don't know what's gotten
into you, but I like it.

446
00:22:03,046 --> 00:22:06,715
Well, I'm on my way home, Mrs. Rooney.

447
00:22:06,749 --> 00:22:10,786
Evan... I cannot thank you enough.

448
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:12,754
Our plan worked perfectly.

449
00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:16,725
You did a brilliant job of
helping me reprogram Parker.

450
00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:18,660
Mrs. Rooney had a problem.

451
00:22:18,695 --> 00:22:21,964
Parker was using the Parker way
to get out of all of his chores.