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Whoever thought walking in a circle
at two miles an hour would be draining?
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Fresh air, exercise.
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You know, some things do
have their negative sides.
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Our income just
got cut in half.
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And we get to spend twice
as much time together.
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More, if you don't leave
before your lunch hour is over.
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Out of my way.
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We have a legal right to
hold you up for 15 seconds.
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Fifteen, fourteen...
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One.
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Eleven, ten...
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Ow!
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Just trying to do my job.
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Hey, relax. Three more
seconds and you can go.
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Are you telling
me what to do?
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It's okay.
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Just take a breath.
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Get the hell off me!
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I think
it's been 15...
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You okay?
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Oh, my God. Jeff?
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Standby.
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Place is a mess.
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Welcome to a world without nurses.
Here, you can start with these.
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It's not my fault.
I don't use nurses.
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Cuddy was looking for you,
said she'd send you down here.
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I know. That's why I'm here.
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Because Cuddy
hasn't found you yet.
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She's going to look everywhere
except the place she wants me to be.
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Hey. I've got an aortic dissection here.
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What's with the idiot?
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Fainting spell and a
recent history of dysgeusia,
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everything tastes like
lemon meringue pie.
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You want to take him?
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No.
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Sir!
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Why do you have two
lunches in front of you?
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Been here for two meals.
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And you're happy with that? No.
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I just don't see much
use in complaining.
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Seriously?
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Then they do what you want,
to make the misery go away.
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We probably should say something.
Maybe I can call one of doctors...
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They're doing their best.
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Ow!
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What the hell?
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I'm sure it was an accident.
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Is he Canadian?
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He's a low priority.
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Is that a yes?
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He's just...
Happy.
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I've got to stop this,
before it spreads.
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You guys are done.
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Could be a metabolic disorder,
toxic exposure,
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carcinoma of the tongue metastasized
to the brain, epilepsy, M.S.
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Or it could be the flu and we
should all be back in the E.R.
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No, you're ignoring
the big symptom.
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What if we were looking at both
the flu and decent parenting.
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Okay, you two
are perfectly healthy.
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This guy wasn't pandering.
He wasn't vanilla nice.
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He was nice without any
aspiration of personal gain.
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I'm thinking genetic defect.
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Niceness
is a defect?
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Three cavemen see a stranger
running towards them with a spear
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one fights, one flees, one smiles
and invites him over for fondue.
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That last guy didn't last
long enough to procreate.
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And how long has the
patient been suffering?
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At least as long as his wife
has known him, eleven years.
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The chances of him having an
undiagnosed pathology for that long...
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What are you saying?
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Evolution is wrong?
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Where do you think
we are? 21st century America?
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He's saying that
statistics are true, too.
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The world is a bell curve,
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most of us fall within
the standard deviation.
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But there are outliers.
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And if we believe in the
existence of extreme jerkiness,
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which I suspect that we do,
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then we also have to accept the
existence of the opposite extreme.
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You want it to be a symptom, because
then we're supposed to be jerks,
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which means you don't even
have to try to be nice.
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Okay, maybe I am biased.
Let's take a vote.
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Who thinks niceness
is not a symptom?
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And who thinks that
their vote counts?
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You two, check out his home
for toxins. Taub and 31...
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31?
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that
either way was good with you.
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Taub and Thirteen, MRI for
tumors, EEG for nerve damage
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and test whatever comes out
of him for everything else.
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Too much axis tilt.
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Don't release until your thumb's
at the bottom of the ball.
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I assume Wilson was busy.
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Again.
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No axis tilt.
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With Amber?
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Again.
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Still. It was nice of you
to invite me. This is fun.
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No, it wasn't.
No, it isn't.
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I didn't invite you to
be nice, I invited you
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because bowling isn't one of the
two things guys do by themselves.
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What's the second thing?
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Other hand.
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Well, if people are incapable of
being nice, why bother having the word?
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The ontological
proof of niceness.
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The existence of the word proves
the existence of the concept.
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Look out for those minotaurs
on your drive home.
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And I thought motives don't
matter, only results mattered.
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So what are you gonna do?
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To screw up Wilson's relationship
so you don't have to listen to me
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while you bowl.
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I wish the best for them, and
their tragically deformed children.
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She's good at being bad.
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You might not be
able to destroy her.
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As long as I give it my best
shot, I can hold my head high.
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Cameron had this
one insufferable friend.
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She wasn't going to get rid of her,
and I sure wasn't going to join them.
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So I just said,
"See her on Thursdays. "
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I know it's not as exciting
as an exploding birthday cake,
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but, hell, I don't want to hang
out with her every night anyway.
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That's amazing. Cameron only
has one insufferable friend?
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Joint custody.
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Of Wilson?
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Unless we have
another love child.
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Deal with him.
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He needs a mother figure.
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I'm not saying you're not
entitled to spend time with him.
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I'm just saying
I'm entitled, too.
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I don't know how to deal with
him when he's being reasonable.
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This is reasonable?
This is crazy.
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You're not a child, you
can make your own plans.
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No. Crazy is what House would
normally do in this situation,
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swap your lubricant
with super glue.
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The man knows me.
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This is his way
of accepting us.
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It's actually a very
touching moment.
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I'm proposing I get every other
day and every other weekend.
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I have Yoga Wednesdays,
you can have him then,
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but you have to have
him home by 11:00.
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We can swap weekends.
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Mondays and Wednesdays.
And midnight.
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If he's not home till midnight, we
won't be asleep till almost 2:00.
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Wilson, make a ruling.
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No.
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You two are like dogs circling
each other in the park.
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And I say that with all
the love in the world.
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You need to sniff each
other's butts, bare your teeth
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and arrive at some
strange détente.
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Otherwise you'll end up
biting each other's eyes out.
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Again, with all the
love in the world.
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I'll let you sniff first.
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Take my deal or get
out of my apartment.
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Take my deal or I move in.
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This guy worked for Habitat
for Humanity in Costa Rica.
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And coaches handicapped kids.
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You think we should do a
work up, on the other coaches?
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It is possible
he's too perfect.
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I'm not saying he's perfect,
I'm saying he's trying to be.
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It's what people do.
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What?
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That's not what people do.
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People usually suck, but they
want to be good, want to be nice.
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House?
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Exception that
proves the rule.
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What sort of
argument is that?
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Bad one.
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00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:04,202
That might be relevant.
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00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:09,073
Hydrofluoric acid. Lowers his calcium,
causes the fainting and taste issue.
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But not the niceness.
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Wouldn't that be nice?
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You are King Solomon.
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If you want us to cut him in
half, we're cool with that.
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00:10:21,053 --> 00:10:23,886
My boyfriend's too much of a
wuss to make the call for himself.
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00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,481
And I mean that with
all the love in the world.
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I'm gonna piss off one of
them. And they both scare me.
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00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:49,741
"Your treatment of patients
is reprehensible. "
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00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,146
You're reading his
performance review?
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00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,810
I'm busy. We have
a nurses' strike.
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"Your management of employees
borders on abuse. "
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Let's go.
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00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,458
No, I...
I want to hear it.
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00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,360
"You are overtly contemptuous
of hospital hierarchy. "
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00:11:04,463 --> 00:11:06,294
And covertly.
185
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:09,163
But I suppose, you
didn't know about that.
186
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:13,034
"Your attitude towards supervisory
personnel is disrespectful.
187
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:16,302
"And a disturbingly large proportion
of your comments are racist or sexist. "
188
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:19,708
That top makes you look
like an Afghani prostitute.
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00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,147
Would be an example of that.
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00:11:22,214 --> 00:11:24,705
Sign this.
191
00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:27,047
House, I got the...
It can wait.
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00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,314
I will sign if you
will give us a ruling.
193
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:33,324
I will give you a ruling if
you do the reviews on your team.
194
00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:40,196
I'd be happy to continue
the mockery of this process.
195
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:42,967
What did you offer him?
Wednesdays till 11:00,
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00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:44,195
and alternate weekends.
197
00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,863
Wednesdays till 11:00,
and alternate weekends.
198
00:11:46,972 --> 00:11:50,840
Yes! Wednesday nights are
Ladies' Nights at Cheetah's.
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00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,304
Calcium's normal.
200
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,971
Wow. It really could wait.
201
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,912
Everything's normal. And
you thought it wouldn't be?
202
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,348
He's a carpet cleaner, he's got
a home full of hydrofluoric acid.
203
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:00,908
Doesn't mean his
calcium should be low.
204
00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,420
Yeah, actually, it kind of does.
HF causes lower levels of...
205
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:05,513
Lower, not low.
Lower than normal.
206
00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:07,388
Lower than yesterday.
Yesterday might have been high.
207
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,393
What's lower than high?
208
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,895
He actually has hypercalcemia,
209
00:12:12,998 --> 00:12:14,863
which is being lowered
to normal by the HF.
210
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:17,732
So what gives us elevated
calcium, bad taste and fainting?
211
00:12:17,837 --> 00:12:19,134
I take it you know.
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00:12:19,205 --> 00:12:21,366
Get the team.
This is gonna be fun.
213
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,804
Hello, again.
214
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:31,576
These people think
you're not too nice.
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00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,878
Too nice? For what?
216
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:36,750
For life as we know it to have evolved
without an intelligent designer.
217
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,051
I'm going to
prove them wrong.
218
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,183
Your wife is very ugly.
219
00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,228
Get out of here.
Deb...
220
00:12:44,663 --> 00:12:47,291
He's obviously
trying to prove a point.
221
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,897
I think I just did. You're
either perfect or you're sick.
222
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,869
And in my experience,
sick is much more common.
223
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,736
He's not sick. He's nice.
224
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,935
Nice in the sense that your toaster
is nice for making you breakfast.
225
00:12:59,044 --> 00:13:01,205
It's the only thing his
wiring will let him do.
226
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,077
He has Williams Syndrome.
227
00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:06,709
Your husband is missing the
genes that make him suspicious.
228
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,980
You're wrong, he's...
229
00:13:08,053 --> 00:13:09,782
Relax, there's no cure.
230
00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,221
He's gonna go right on
tasting lemon meringue pie,
231
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,555
fainting and being a sap.
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00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,254
What about the other symptoms?
233
00:13:16,362 --> 00:13:17,590
He has no other symptoms.
234
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,788
But Williams does.
235
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,093
He's got the teeth,
the glasses...
236
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,062
Williams cuts IQ by 20...
237
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,228
He doesn't work in
the physics department,
238
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,204
except when they spill
a black hole on their carpet.
239
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,104
Elfin appearance?
240
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,802
Yeah, he's more Legolas
than Keebler.
241
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,710
Bet you he can still crack
off a batch of Pecan Sandies.
242
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:37,146
Perfect pitch?
243
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,046
You love to karaoke, right?
244
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:41,817
I suck.
Modest.
245
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:42,910
Another symptom.
246
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,387
No, he really does suck.
247
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,222
Give us a warble.
Know any Cher?
248
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,488
No, but I know Bread.
249
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,531
Baby, I'm-a want you
250
00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,365
Baby, I'm-a need you
251
00:13:55,801 --> 00:14:00,670
You're the only one
I care enough to hurt about
252
00:14:00,739 --> 00:14:02,969
Maybe I'm-a...
253
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,906
What's the matter?
254
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,808
He's stroking!
255
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,947
Not a moment too soon.
256
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:32,433
You were wrong.
257
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:36,874
Why do people say that with such
pleasure? It's very hurtful, you know.
258
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,536
It means the patient gets to keep
being nice. Why does that offend you?
259
00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:41,102
It's the way he said it.
260
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:45,707
He wasn't relieved, he was
excited. He was also wrong.
261
00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,809
And I say that with
no sense of pleasure.
262
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,445
Patient tested
negative for Williams,
263
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,455
which means the stroke and
everything else wasn't caused...
264
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:55,721
You have a friendly demeanor but
you sometimes get too involved.
265
00:14:55,794 --> 00:15:01,699
You relate well to your peers and patients
and you complete tasks in a timely manner.
266
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,758
Please sign.
267
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,097
What the hell was that?
I have to give
268
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,468
each of you
performance reviews.
269
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:10,542
Plenty of other conditions can
cause debilitating niceness.
270
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:12,736
How is that supposed
to help him?
271
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:15,302
I don't know, how was it
supposed to help Wilson?
272
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,746
Cross out Wilson's name and the
date and then fill in your own.
273
00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:20,614
The point of a review
is to give feedback to help...
274
00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,550
I'm thinking neurosyphilis.
275
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:25,556
Wouldn't show up on the MRI
without contrast.
276
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:29,821
I'll go run the tests.
277
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:39,331
He doesn't think it's syphilis but
he's gonna go run those tests anyway.
278
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,236
Because he doesn't know,
that's why we do tests.
279
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:44,799
Because he's a wimp.
Because he's afraid of you.
280
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,606
You want me to intimidate him
into not being afraid?
281
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,739
Not sure I know how to do
that. Reviews make a difference.
282
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,507
People have to listen,
so they have to learn...
283
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,849
I don't think the right time to tell the
dog not to pee on the rug is semi-annually.
284
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,786
You don't want to
do the paperwork.
285
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,450
I am concerned
about the rain forest.
286
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,626
I'll do it.
287
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:04,993
I know.
288
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,831
I don't have syphilis.
289
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:13,461
You don't know.
290
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,174
How many ways
are there to get it?
291
00:16:16,275 --> 00:16:18,607
You can know who you had sex
with, you can't know who she...
292
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:19,769
I do.
293
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,278
Not for sure.
294
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:26,842
It's a waste of time. I had a
stroke. You can't keep wasting time.
295
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,283
We were tested
for the Peace Corps.
296
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:29,616
Ten years ago.
297
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,316
You haven't been with your
wife every minute of every day.
298
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,484
You think I'm naive,
don't you?
299
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,495
I think you're... Yeah.
300
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,756
I know my wife.
301
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,128
She's not perfect.
302
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,100
I'm not perfect.
But she loves me.
303
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:49,974
And she's always loved me.
Every minute, every day.
304
00:17:04,623 --> 00:17:06,818
You're 15 minutes late.
305
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,896
Have you heard the good news?
306
00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:14,397
Miley Cyrus is playing
a third night at the Spectrum?
307
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:18,527
Happiness is possible. And not just in
this life but in the next. Where you can...
308
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:22,698
Oh, you're selling religion! I'm
sorry, I bought some Islam yesterday.
309
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,574
Well, it's where your light
showed signs before mending...
310
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,144
Have a good evening.
311
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,812
You're late.
Fifteen minutes.
312
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,247
Sixteen minutes.
My sixteen minutes.
313
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:33,841
So keep him an extra
sixteen minutes.
314
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,546
You hear that?
She doesn't care.
315
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,589
You're going mini-golfing, what's
it matter? You've got a tee-off time?
316
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,090
It matters because you don't
get to decide what matters.
317
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:43,821
It was my fault.
I had to take a shower.
318
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,592
Which was my fault.
319
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:47,926
I have to take a dump.
320
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:51,696
Anything else I don't need
to know before you leave?
321
00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:57,606
Have fun on your play date.
You've got mommy's numbers, right?
322
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,671
Daddy needs a drink.
323
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,120
I was thinking, if we
discount the niceness issue...
324
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:12,485
Sit down.
325
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,420
I think it's a heart
defect. Nothing on the echo.
326
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,398
Could be a patent foramen ovale.
Explains the stroke and the syncope
327
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:24,959
and a PFO wouldn't show up
on a routine echo.
328
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:26,230
I'm going to do a bubble test.
329
00:18:26,305 --> 00:18:28,068
You got a minute, first?
330
00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:30,701
Sure.
331
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,046
I think you've shown remarkable
strength in a difficult situation.
332
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,674
Are you giving me
a performance review?
333
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,841
A good one.
334
00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:41,909
I'm gonna do a bubble test.
335
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,353
There was enough blood left over from
his admission work up to run the VDRL.
336
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,652
You doubted your patient?
337
00:18:46,725 --> 00:18:49,888
No, what I thought
didn't matter.
338
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,590
House said he wouldn't let us go
on until we ruled out neurosyphilis.
339
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,893
It's not neurosyphilis,
it's a PFO.
340
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,528
It's neurosyphilis.
The tests were positive.
341
00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,537
It's always the same conversation.
They tell you you must be mistaken,
342
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:13,210
which is why I always run the tests
twice. Then they blame the other guy.
343
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,516
Which makes sense if they're innocent.
But, obviously, half of them aren't.
344
00:19:16,588 --> 00:19:19,853
They don't seem to get that they're
busted. Scientifically proven.
345
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,722
Unless your spouse
cheated, too.
346
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,591
Exactly. That's what you're praying for
in that moment, that she cheated, too.
347
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,687
And then, if she doesn't kill
you, you know that she did.
348
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:28,289
You'd know she betrayed you.
349
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:31,961
And then you realize
that that sucks worse.
350
00:19:37,809 --> 00:19:38,935
The test must be wrong.
351
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,138
I ran it twice.
352
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:44,546
Not that test. The one
I took 10 years ago.
353
00:19:45,551 --> 00:19:47,951
What other explanation
is there?
354
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,128
He really sees no
other possibility.
355
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:02,132
Did you have an affair?
356
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,223
No.
357
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,997
Then why aren't you
angry with him?
358
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,672
You ever know anybody
who's just too nice?
359
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,745
No.
It's annoying.
360
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:18,008
Then you realize it's annoying because
they remind you of what you're not,
361
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,983
that you'll never be
as good as they are.
362
00:20:21,086 --> 00:20:24,681
And then you think,
why can't I?
363
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,486
And before you know it,
364
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,460
that naive idiot
you laughed at
365
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,698
has made you
a better person.
366
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:42,371
You really think I've been in love
all these years with a symptom?
367
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,102
If syphilis caused
lesions in his brain,
368
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,941
and the lesions
caused personality changes...
369
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,779
You may notice a change in
him, as his condition improves.
370
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,150
I know my husband.
He's not going to change.
371
00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:59,254
You should get
yourself tested.
372
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,353
So much for the bell curve.
373
00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:06,795
How can House be an ass
without it being an illness,
374
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:08,992
but niceness is
a biological crime?
375
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:10,759
You got five bucks?
376
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,360
Yeah...
377
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:18,769
Niceness just cost you five bucks,
being an ass generally turns a profit.
378
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,838
Kutner, could you excuse us?
I need to do Taub's review.
379
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,677
You can stay.
380
00:21:25,050 --> 00:21:27,450
I think it'd be better
if this was done privately.
381
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,043
This isn't going to be done.
382
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,019
What is with you guys?
I've given you advice before.
383
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,385
Not as our boss.
384
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,550
What's the difference?
Advice is advice.
385
00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,353
Fair enough. I'll go first.
386
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:42,064
"You demonstrate a great air of confidence,
which is really pissing me off. "
387
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,896
House authorized me to...
How long have you known him?
388
00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:46,027
He's using you. I volunteered
because I knew he wouldn't...
389
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,073
He could care less about the paperwork.
He's using you to screw with you.
390
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:51,539
He knows it'll annoy us,
we'll stand up to you,
391
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,871
which will force you
to confront the fact that
392
00:21:52,944 --> 00:21:54,377
even though you think
you're our superior,
393
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,639
you're no different from us.
394
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,013
He gave you authority,
to keep you in your place.
395
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:01,812
It's true.
396
00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,411
Thanks.
397
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,614
Not him. What did he say?
398
00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,055
Nothing. What's true?
399
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,716
If there's something
wrong with this guy,
400
00:22:07,793 --> 00:22:11,092
it means there's something
wrong with House.
401
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,064
Are you trying
to get me drunk?
402
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,865
What time is it?
403
00:22:23,942 --> 00:22:25,773
10:30.
404
00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,002
She'll kill you.
405
00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,445
I'll get you home
before lights out.
406
00:22:29,548 --> 00:22:34,986
Great, then she'll kill me.
If I get any more drunk...
407
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,414
It might not work.
408
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,557
If you know what I mean.
409
00:22:43,628 --> 00:22:45,562
Really?
410
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:49,564
You'd think one or more of your
ex-wives would have mentioned that to me.
411
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:52,068
They told you? Wait.
412
00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,731
Why do you want
to get Amber angry?
413
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:56,171
Because I'm your friend.
414
00:22:56,274 --> 00:22:58,208
No, no, no, you said
you approved.
415
00:22:58,276 --> 00:23:00,176
You said you were
taking the high road.
416
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:01,939
For how long, the first exit?
417
00:23:02,013 --> 00:23:06,279
Hello, and thank you from saving
me from being righteous to death.
418
00:23:06,351 --> 00:23:07,682
Patient's
vomiting blood.
419
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:08,844
Hematemesis could indicate...
420
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,979
Don't put it
on the board.
421
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,113
You don't think
it's a symptom?
422
00:23:12,190 --> 00:23:14,181
I think it's my marker.
423
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:16,055
He has syph and what?
424
00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,528
And syph. It can
cause hematemesis.
425
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:21,292
Not everyone agrees.
426
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:22,856
How could you...
427
00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,833
Because if you all thought
it was just syph
428
00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,268
you wouldn't have woken me up
in the middle of the night.
429
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,000
If it was just syph,
he wouldn't be getting worse.
430
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:30,199
He's already on penicillin.
431
00:23:30,308 --> 00:23:31,866
The bleeding's probably
from liver damage,
432
00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:35,674
probably caused by ethanol in
the cleansers or the penicillin.
433
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:38,545
Two more probablies
than I like to hear.
434
00:23:38,650 --> 00:23:41,175
Liver test and serologies,
are going to take a full day.
435
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,743
Full night, actually.
436
00:23:42,854 --> 00:23:44,412
Guy might not
make it to brunch.
437
00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:50,892
Yes, I knew about
your issue with alcohol.
438
00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:53,226
Yes, I intentionally
got you drunk
439
00:23:53,331 --> 00:23:55,094
to provoke an argument,
between you and Amber.
440
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,862
And why I'd do such a thing
is an interesting question.
441
00:23:57,936 --> 00:24:00,598
But what's more interesting is
that you knew as much as I did,
442
00:24:00,705 --> 00:24:05,199
and you're the one who's
pouring down the drinks. Why?
443
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,837
Because I thought I was out
having fun with a friend.
444
00:24:07,913 --> 00:24:11,349
I didn't know these
drinks had subtext.
445
00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:14,442
I gotta get home.
446
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:20,182
GGT's normal,
that rules out alcohol.
447
00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:21,589
What about
serum protein?
448
00:24:21,660 --> 00:24:22,752
It's positive.
449
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:24,859
Kind of assumed
he had protein.
450
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:26,955
It's how much protein he has
that we care about.
451
00:24:27,065 --> 00:24:28,896
He's positive for syphilis.
452
00:24:28,967 --> 00:24:31,731
Do you mind if I give you
a performance review?
453
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:36,797
Not the patient. House.
He has syphilis.
454
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:45,773
What happened?
455
00:24:47,018 --> 00:24:50,454
Every time I searched my soul,
I found Anna.
456
00:24:50,856 --> 00:24:52,983
Are you going to tell Marie?
457
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:54,715
I have to.
458
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,283
It will
destroy her!
459
00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,853
Will it
be any worse...
460
00:25:00,799 --> 00:25:02,664
Yes?
461
00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,928
You might want
to turn the off TV.
462
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:09,440
I'm multitasking. Also
doing my taxes. And Cuddy.
463
00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:10,770
What did you find out?
464
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,833
Patient has hepatitis.
465
00:25:12,944 --> 00:25:15,845
I assume from your omission of
the word "viral" before the "hep"
466
00:25:15,947 --> 00:25:18,006
that it's not another STD.
467
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:21,017
Put him on steroids and test him
for sarcoid before the liver failure
468
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,679
becomes liver failed.
469
00:25:23,788 --> 00:25:25,949
We're all doing this.
470
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:29,392
There's more?
471
00:25:29,794 --> 00:25:31,625
You have syphilis.
472
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,154
Love lasts forever.
473
00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,199
No, I don't.
474
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:43,036
One of us found a vial of your
blood in the lab from when we...
475
00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:44,700
Which one of you?
476
00:25:44,776 --> 00:25:46,403
It's treatable.
477
00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:50,707
We filled a prescription.
478
00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,216
You okay?
479
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:25,713
So, this is why
he is who he is.
480
00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:27,008
We don't know.
481
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,815
We know. It's not just
a coincidence.
482
00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,446
Wilson says he's
always been a jerk.
483
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:32,615
But he got worse.
484
00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:33,780
After his leg.
485
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:35,553
The leg was a coincidence.
486
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:38,251
Did you sleep with him?
487
00:26:43,134 --> 00:26:45,762
So what's going to happen?
What's gonna change?
488
00:26:45,837 --> 00:26:47,031
Maybe he'll be less of a jerk.
489
00:26:47,105 --> 00:26:48,629
Or less of a doctor.
490
00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:50,264
You gotta be a jerk
to be a good doctor?
491
00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,037
I don't know.
Maybe House does.
492
00:26:52,143 --> 00:26:53,542
Why aren't you answering me?
493
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,137
Because it's none
of their business.
494
00:26:57,682 --> 00:26:59,081
It's none of your business.
495
00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:02,551
I think the STD makes
it my business.
496
00:27:05,657 --> 00:27:07,147
Humans are complicated.
497
00:27:07,225 --> 00:27:08,453
Humans are simple.
498
00:27:08,526 --> 00:27:10,460
A million different things
make us who we are.
499
00:27:10,528 --> 00:27:12,462
You change one,
you change everything.
500
00:27:12,530 --> 00:27:16,159
If Mozart was better adjusted,
501
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:19,397
decides to play catch one day,
maybe there's no Magic Flute.
502
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:27,301
You did, didn't you?
503
00:27:30,915 --> 00:27:32,906
Something I need to tell you.
504
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,986
You returned
him drunk.
505
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:38,180
On time.
Drunk.
506
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,484
On time. No tag backs.
507
00:27:40,558 --> 00:27:42,822
The purpose of the time
was to give me time.
508
00:27:42,894 --> 00:27:44,156
So you didn't have sex...
509
00:27:44,229 --> 00:27:46,356
I like sex.
You can have it tonight.
510
00:27:46,431 --> 00:27:47,898
The L Word is on.
511
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,729
You don't get to
decide what matters.
512
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:54,835
Either you're genuinely afraid
I'm gonna make him miserable,
513
00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:59,036
or you're afraid I'm gonna make him
happy, or you simply can't stop screwing
514
00:27:59,110 --> 00:28:02,511
with anything that moves. It doesn't
really matter because, whatever the reason,
515
00:28:02,580 --> 00:28:07,916
you'll only get worse. Until
either I stop seeing Wilson
516
00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,552
or I stop you.
517
00:28:14,092 --> 00:28:15,889
What do you think
I'm going to choose?
518
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,088
If you terminate the agreement, that's
not gonna bring peace to the Mideast.
519
00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,291
I'm not terminating
the agreement.
520
00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:24,163
I'm amending the agreement.
521
00:28:24,969 --> 00:28:27,062
I'm adding penalty clauses.
522
00:28:27,138 --> 00:28:30,767
Fine. Whoever violates it
gets their finger cut off.
523
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,503
I'm serious.
So am I.
524
00:28:32,610 --> 00:28:33,804
You want people
to drive safer,
525
00:28:33,912 --> 00:28:36,904
take out the airbags and attach
a machete pointing at their neck.
526
00:28:36,981 --> 00:28:39,347
No one will drive over
three miles per hour.
527
00:28:39,451 --> 00:28:40,850
I'm not cutting...
We'll figure it out.
528
00:28:40,952 --> 00:28:42,510
On your time.
529
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:58,325
You know she's certifiable,
right? I got forms in my desk.
530
00:28:59,871 --> 00:29:01,600
Where is she wrong?
531
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:05,338
What were you
going to tell me?
532
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:06,974
Nothing.
533
00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:09,309
You're punishing me?
534
00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:13,975
I needed to tell you
something privately.
535
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,644
I'm not gonna tell her.
536
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,848
You'll tell her. She's your
girlfriend. You should tell her.
537
00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:20,515
You're my friend.
538
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:21,616
It's not the same.
539
00:29:23,128 --> 00:29:24,959
Don't sulk.
540
00:29:26,865 --> 00:29:28,696
Where am I wrong?
541
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:35,668
"Your management style
is counterproductive.
542
00:29:35,740 --> 00:29:38,208
"You gave me authority over the
team just so they could undercut... "
543
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,268
Critiquing the clap-addled?
544
00:29:41,379 --> 00:29:42,778
Sort of tasteless.
545
00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,611
I don't feel like waiting
until your genitals cleared up.
546
00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:48,049
You need to formalize
my authority over the team.
547
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,245
No, I don't.
548
00:29:49,354 --> 00:29:51,117
You don't think I'm qualified?
549
00:29:51,222 --> 00:29:53,019
Compared to those three?
550
00:29:53,091 --> 00:29:54,854
You want to punish Cuddy
for hiring me without...
551
00:29:54,926 --> 00:29:56,757
I like Cuddy.
552
00:29:56,861 --> 00:29:58,761
Parts of her.
553
00:29:58,863 --> 00:30:00,626
You want to crush the team,
by crushing me?
554
00:30:00,732 --> 00:30:02,893
I want to empower them.
555
00:30:04,035 --> 00:30:06,629
Those three idiots
need to respect you.
556
00:30:06,738 --> 00:30:09,901
They should respect you.
They should be afraid of you.
557
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,566
So I have to humiliate you.
558
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:13,611
See, if the team fears you,
they won't question you,
559
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:15,372
if they don't question you,
they won't get any answers,
560
00:30:15,446 --> 00:30:17,641
if they don't get any answers,
they're useless.
561
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,216
Mocking me saves lives?
562
00:30:19,284 --> 00:30:21,775
Hospital will probably build
you a statue one day.
563
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,279
You know, with a "kick me"
sign, on the back.
564
00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,981
So when you think about it,
the more I mock you,
565
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:27,785
the more it shows
that I have respect for you.
566
00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:31,487
Or you made up that B.S.
Because you like humiliating me.
567
00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,087
Wouldn't rule that
out completely.
568
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,291
You busy?
569
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:36,663
Almost done.
570
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:43,298
So just remember, the rabbit goes
around the tree and jumps down the hole.
571
00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,943
Negative for sarcoidosis.
572
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,178
Run him for everything
you can think of.
573
00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:55,876
Lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth
Marx Brother nobody ever heard of.
574
00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:59,286
You bitch!
575
00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,460
I just went to get us some
lunch. You were asleep.
576
00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,190
You moved my book!
577
00:31:07,165 --> 00:31:09,963
Jeff, calm down,
it's just the drugs.
578
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,764
The drugs didn't move my...
579
00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,465
Jeff?
580
00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:20,533
My husband's having a heart attack!
Can somebody help me, please?
581
00:31:22,380 --> 00:31:24,405
Somebody help me, please!
582
00:31:33,491 --> 00:31:35,186
She saved his life.
583
00:31:35,693 --> 00:31:39,356
Or she scabbed. Depends
on your point of view.
584
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:43,833
So, what do we think? New
symptom? Or just a wife beater?
585
00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:45,992
Hey.
586
00:31:46,871 --> 00:31:49,738
Time for you took
this baby for a spin.
587
00:31:53,111 --> 00:31:57,047
We loaded him full of prednisone
to try to fix the liver.
588
00:31:57,115 --> 00:32:00,278
Good news is, he's running
out of organs to fail.
589
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:04,445
Prednisone could cause roid rage,
which could cause hypertension,
590
00:32:04,555 --> 00:32:05,579
which results...
591
00:32:05,657 --> 00:32:07,352
Roid rage after six hours?
592
00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,586
That rate, by sundown,
he'll have eaten most of us.
593
00:32:13,197 --> 00:32:16,189
Still could be the penicillin,
allergic reaction.
594
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:17,529
How does a fried liver
put him into a rage?
595
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,127
It's not frying his liver,
it's frying his syphilis.
596
00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:22,798
The penicillin's working.
The real patient's emerging.
597
00:32:22,907 --> 00:32:26,604
So syphilis prevents
domestic violence.
598
00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:28,941
I'm gonna be even more
attractive to the ladies.
599
00:32:29,047 --> 00:32:31,447
I was about to test for a
heart issue before the syphilis.
600
00:32:31,549 --> 00:32:32,880
PFO could explain
the heart attack,
601
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:36,819
and reduced blood flow to the
brain could explain the rage.
602
00:32:36,921 --> 00:32:39,651
Well, they're all good ideas.
603
00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:41,156
Okay. Let's take a vote.
604
00:32:41,259 --> 00:32:43,853
How many think
it's the roids talking?
605
00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,960
And who's for the penicillin?
606
00:32:47,031 --> 00:32:50,262
And how about
whatever she said?
607
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,969
Someone hasn't
raised their hand.
608
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,867
Whatever I decide?
609
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,440
You're setting me up.
610
00:33:01,512 --> 00:33:03,707
Why would I do that?
611
00:33:06,451 --> 00:33:08,009
PFO.
612
00:33:09,887 --> 00:33:11,354
PFOs have it.
613
00:33:13,124 --> 00:33:16,719
I just hope the bubble test is
positive. Or it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.
614
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:31,301
We gave van Gogh chelation therapy.
Turned him into a house painter.
615
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:36,041
Maybe not. Maybe we just
put Hitler on Ritalin.
616
00:33:36,414 --> 00:33:38,382
Are you comparing
House to Hitler?
617
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:39,507
Oh, God.
618
00:33:39,884 --> 00:33:43,081
Just because I don't think he's
Hitler doesn't mean I slept with him.
619
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:46,315
I don't sleep with everyone
who's better than Hitler.
620
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:50,225
Maybe Taub's right.
Maybe this is good.
621
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:51,522
This is not good.
622
00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:56,329
He respected our opinions, he mocked
himself, he was civil, he shared.
623
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,898
He didn't care.
624
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,061
He never cares.
625
00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:02,695
He didn't vote. He always
cared about one thing,
626
00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:04,298
solving the puzzle.
627
00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:08,072
But he was irrelevant in that
diagnosis, he had no opinion of his own.
628
00:34:08,146 --> 00:34:11,547
He now cares about nothing.
629
00:34:11,649 --> 00:34:16,109
You had no choice, you had to
treat him. What's done is done.
630
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:28,763
You know that thing I was going
to tell you? I gotta tell you.
631
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:33,103
I got to tell someone. You
have to swear not to tell C.B.
632
00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:36,171
Whatever. That's not
swearing, that's shrugging.
633
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,208
It's actually the
opposite of swearing.
634
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:39,800
I won't tell Amber.
635
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:49,284
My team thinks
that I have syphilis.
636
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:51,684
Do you?
Not yet.
637
00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,117
Why do they think you do?
638
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,786
Because I knew they had
access to an old blood sample.
639
00:34:56,861 --> 00:34:58,988
I knew they'd test it
sometime for something.
640
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,588
Why would you swap your blood?
What are you afraid they'd find?
641
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:05,830
Shut up, you're missing the point.
Now they think that I'm on penicillin.
642
00:35:07,338 --> 00:35:10,205
Is this some clever practical
joke that I'm not aware of?
643
00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:13,641
And as I get better,
I get nicer.
644
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,315
That's brilliant.
645
00:35:20,384 --> 00:35:23,114
Foreman thinks I actually
value his opinion.
646
00:35:23,187 --> 00:35:26,554
Thank God he said PFO or I'd
have had to do some dancing.
647
00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,022
You got time for bowling?
648
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:33,058
Come on, it's work hours.
649
00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:35,325
I'll get my shoes.
650
00:35:37,401 --> 00:35:39,961
So we don't need to talk about... No.
651
00:35:40,037 --> 00:35:41,664
You're gonna keep screwing... Yeah.
652
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:45,200
And you're gonna keep talking
about it. We are who we are.
653
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:48,134
I'll get my shoes.
654
00:35:50,214 --> 00:35:53,650
Okay, got a good
view of the heart.
655
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:59,721
What if we lower House's
dosage? Maybe stabilize him?
656
00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:02,054
He doesn't get worse,
he doesn't get better.
657
00:36:02,126 --> 00:36:05,254
Quite the line to walk. If we're
wrong, he dies of neurosyphilis.
658
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:07,058
If we don't,
other people die.
659
00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:09,122
Other people
who aren't our boss.
660
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,427
People.
661
00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:13,433
This sucks. The guy
had a gift. I killed...
662
00:36:15,706 --> 00:36:16,730
Hi. What...
663
00:36:16,807 --> 00:36:18,172
House doesn't have syphilis.
664
00:36:18,242 --> 00:36:19,937
He switched
the blood samples.
665
00:36:20,978 --> 00:36:21,967
How do you know that?
666
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,172
House told Wilson.
667
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,943
I wanted to ruin
House's day. See you.
668
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,916
We're idiots.
We're not idiots.
669
00:36:29,987 --> 00:36:31,750
Positive blood test
means positive blood test.
670
00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:33,289
Apparently not.
671
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,116
There they are.
Let's see if they...
672
00:36:36,227 --> 00:36:38,320
What are you doing?
We're not done.
673
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,125
He doesn't have syphilis.
674
00:36:40,731 --> 00:36:41,789
I know.
675
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,475
Patient tested
positive for syphilis, right?
676
00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:54,605
Is this some sort of recap?
677
00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,442
But why did he test
positive for syphilis?
678
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,914
Oh, oh, I know this.
679
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,918
Either, one,
he has syphilis.
680
00:37:02,119 --> 00:37:03,143
I was gonna say that.
681
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,382
Or two, the test
was wrong twice.
682
00:37:05,456 --> 00:37:08,789
Or three, he gave us
someone else's blood.
683
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,393
Who?
Amber.
684
00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:23,669
Get that idiotic smile out of my
face, I got to go on a killing spree.
685
00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:27,742
Or four, he has something that
tests positive for syphilis.
686
00:37:28,846 --> 00:37:30,814
It's not Chagas.
He worked in Costa Rica,
687
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,143
before he was married.
688
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,775
Is two a spree or do
I have to kill you too?
689
00:37:35,152 --> 00:37:36,847
Chagas wouldn't
explain the niceness.
690
00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:41,357
I've heard of remote tribes that
actually practice acts of kindness.
691
00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:43,950
Or the Chagas
caused encephalitis.
692
00:37:44,028 --> 00:37:45,359
The MRI showed no signs...
693
00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,954
Until we started him on steroids,
compromised the immune system
694
00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:49,624
and let the
infection flare up.
695
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:53,329
I did another one.
It's not much.
696
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,830
It's plenty.
697
00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:03,008
You figured this out
because I don't have syphilis?
698
00:38:04,615 --> 00:38:05,639
Damn.
699
00:38:07,351 --> 00:38:09,717
It should have
been my epiphany.
700
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,156
Good news and bad news.
701
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,829
Good news is,
we know what you have,
702
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:22,696
it's treatable,
and you're going to live.
703
00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:25,064
Really?
704
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:26,227
What's the bad news?
705
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,637
The cure is a grueling
course of pills.
706
00:38:29,707 --> 00:38:31,004
It's like
707
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:34,340
one a day for a month.
708
00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:36,471
Now you're just trying
to make me laugh.
709
00:38:36,547 --> 00:38:38,538
Yeah, like that's a challenge.
710
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:40,243
You have Chagas disease.
711
00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:43,377
It's a parasite. It's been
asymptomatic for 10 years.
712
00:38:43,487 --> 00:38:46,547
Not quite. Your brain's been
swollen, not enough to see,
713
00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:48,284
but enough to alter
your personality.
714
00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:49,485
We're back to that?
715
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,926
He screamed at you,
you don't think he can change?
716
00:38:52,029 --> 00:38:54,725
That was because of the drugs.
717
00:38:55,066 --> 00:38:58,194
So you think drugs are more
powerful than parasites?
718
00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:01,067
I mean, the ones we're gonna give you
to treat the parasites obviously are,
719
00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:04,573
but I stand by the principle.
720
00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,511
I'm not worried.
721
00:39:12,583 --> 00:39:13,607
Neither am I.
722
00:39:15,986 --> 00:39:19,046
Neither am I. But that's
because I don't care.
723
00:39:34,939 --> 00:39:35,997
Reviews?
724
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:38,667
It was brought to my
attention that, on occasion,
725
00:39:38,809 --> 00:39:41,073
I am not respectful
of hospital hierarchy.
726
00:39:41,145 --> 00:39:43,272
The word was "contemptuous. "
727
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:52,582
Well phrased, thoughtful...
728
00:39:55,659 --> 00:39:58,992
Identically phrased.
These are all the same.
729
00:39:59,096 --> 00:40:03,430
Because underneath it all,
we are all the same.
730
00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:06,959
And Foreman refused
to type his up.
731
00:40:07,037 --> 00:40:08,334
Well, it's more
than I expected.
732
00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,108
There's an extra one in there.
733
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:24,184
"Your treatment of patients
is nonexistent
734
00:40:24,288 --> 00:40:27,985
"because you're not a doctor,
you're an administrator. "
735
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:30,458
Foreman convinced me
that these could be helpful.
736
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,496
"Your management
of employees is,
737
00:40:32,563 --> 00:40:36,021
well, let's face it, they're
outside carrying signs. "
738
00:40:36,367 --> 00:40:39,700
The strike ended. The nurses have
been back for two shifts already.
739
00:40:39,804 --> 00:40:43,137
You'd think I'd have noticed. What
exactly did they do around here?
740
00:40:48,145 --> 00:40:53,412
"You act like employees should fear and
respect you, but your eyes tell us...
741
00:40:53,517 --> 00:40:56,418
"Actually your eyes tell us nothing,
because we're looking at your boobs,
742
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,511
"which tell us that you're
desperate to have someone jump on you
743
00:40:58,589 --> 00:41:02,252
"and tell you they love you
one grunted syllable at a time.
744
00:41:02,359 --> 00:41:05,760
"What you want, you run away from.
What you need, you don't have a clue.
745
00:41:05,896 --> 00:41:10,265
"What you've accomplished
makes you proud.
746
00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,335
"But you're still miserable. "
747
00:41:13,571 --> 00:41:15,163
Please sign.
748
00:41:17,875 --> 00:41:22,574
I got a call from Amber today. Says
there's been a violation your contract.
749
00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:25,511
You've been seeing
Wilson on her time.
750
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:30,520
She breached confidentiality. You
can let it slide, Officer, we're even.
751
00:41:30,588 --> 00:41:33,785
Yes, you are.
You're both losing fingers.
752
00:41:37,294 --> 00:41:38,693
Look what I found.
753
00:41:38,762 --> 00:41:39,786
Nice.
754
00:41:43,534 --> 00:41:45,729
They think you might be able
to come home tomorrow.
755
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:47,600
Yeah? That's good.
756
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:52,036
What's the matter?
757
00:41:52,109 --> 00:41:55,408
The ketchup. There's
something wrong with that.
758
00:41:59,383 --> 00:42:02,147
Tastes fine.
Is there anything else?
759
00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:03,811
Everything else is great.
760
00:42:03,921 --> 00:42:08,324
I just, I don't know, I guess
I don't like ketchup anymore.
761
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:11,688
Wonder what else I don't like.
762
00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:31,378
Roll over.
763
00:42:33,984 --> 00:42:35,781
We need a tougher punishment.
764
00:42:35,853 --> 00:42:38,686
You want to come over
to the poopy side?
765
00:42:40,157 --> 00:42:42,955
So where are you two
going Friday night?
766
00:42:43,027 --> 00:42:44,085
Dinner at L'Auberge.
767
00:42:47,731 --> 00:42:49,926
You're lying.
768
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,194
Of course I am.