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Well, I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure
we can handle that.
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I do have...
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one question.
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Hold up.
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Oh my God!
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Andy!
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- Sorry.
- Andy!
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Are you getting sick?
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It's flu season again!
I cannot get sick.
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Stock up on kleenex.
Don't touch your face.
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Don't touch anything.
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People are dropping like flies.
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We already had to quarantine
Larry.
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Leslie, I don't feel good.
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Can't I just work from home?
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The tent is your home now,
Larry.
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We already forwarded your mail.
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[Sneezes]
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Oh, well, here's something
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that's gonna make you feel
really good.
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Guess who I just secured
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as the headliner
for the unity concert.
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Chipp McCapp.
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- No!
- Yes!
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Nice!
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Wait, no.
I don't want to touch your hand.
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Chipp McCapp
is the most amazing
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17-year-old country singer
in the entire world.
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He's, like,
Indiana's sweetheart.
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We are huge "Chipp Monks."
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That's what his fans
call themselves.
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I don't know why.
"Chipmunks."
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Because of the animal?
No, that's too simple.
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Yeah, okay, his latest song,
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Beautiful Like My Mom
(Support The Troops),
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has, like,
2 million hits on YouTube.
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[Mellow country music]
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♪ Well, she don't care
about no fancy trends ♪
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♪ she's just a mom
from old south bend ♪
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Get home safe, boys.
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And thank you
for protecting our freedom.
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♪ ♪
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[Music fades]
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- Let's play it again.
- Play it again.
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[Triumphant music]
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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Today at a local vineyard,
a bunch of sommeliers--
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aka, wine experts--
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are going to be competing
for their certification.
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I'm gonna hire the best one
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at my new restaurant...
[Clicks tongue] Tom's Bistro.
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People that convince other
people to buy expensive stuff
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they don't need--
those are the real heroes.
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Donna, April,
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wine country train
is leaving the station.
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- You ready?
- I want to come.
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I love wine
and everything about it--
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the soil, the vines.
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I studied Botany for three years
at Purdue University.
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Go, boilermakers!
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There will be alcohol there,
so I will go as well.
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Well, maybe I'll tag along.
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I don't have any more work
to do.
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Maybe it'll be relaxing.
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I didn't invite any of you.
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I started with two cool people;
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I ended up
with a bunch of grandpas.
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Listen, grandpas,
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when we get to the vineyard,
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there's gonna be
a lot of fancy people there.
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Please, I beg you--
don't embarrass me.
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How would we embarrass you?
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You're already doing it.
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I begged you.
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I guess now that we got
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Chipp McCapp as our headliner,
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I can get rid
of my awesome wish list.
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Yeah, those are long shots.
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"Bob Dylan's friends"?
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Well, I just thought maybe
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they could get Bob Dylan
to come.
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Land Ho.
God, I love them.
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Everybody does.
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But there's no way
they're getting back together.
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Their lead singer split
ten years ago.
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He titled their last album
We'll Never Reunite.
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Leslie...
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No!
Back in your tent, sicky!
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[Bottle spritzing]
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I'm sorry, but Chipp McCapp's
manager called.
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He has to drop out.
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No!
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Okay,
we need all hands on deck.
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But there are no hands
to be on deck,
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because everybody's
at the winery.
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Okay, Andy, you and I
need to handle this.
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We need to be operating
at maximum capa--
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[gags]
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[Sighs]
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Oh, no.
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[Retches]
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Damn it, Larry!
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Sorry.
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Xander, my man-der.
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Tom Haverford,
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owner, operator,
and global ambassador
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for Tom's Bistro,
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opening this spring in Pawnee.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Damn.
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Look at that tie dimple.
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Respect.
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My main target
for Tom's Bistro:
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Xander Truffant.
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He's the best young somm
in the game.
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I don't say this lightly--
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he's basically the Bruno Mars
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of Indiana
amateur wine tasting.
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If you'll excuse me,
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I must prepare
for the tasting competition.
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I pour saline water
through my nose
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to clear the mucous
from my smell-centers.
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That is
the most beautiful thing
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I've ever heard.
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Aw, man.
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It costs $200 to get certified.
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I wanted to make fun of
stupid people while I get drunk,
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my two true passions.
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You want to futz
with these fools?
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I will bankroll you.
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Really?
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Oh, hell yeah, pimp.
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Sounds like fun.
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Thank you.
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April Ludgate,
professional drinker.
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Where did you study,
Ms. Ludgate?
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The Wine...
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Academy.
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The Wine Academy?
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In Bordeaux?
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Yes.
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Carol,
make sure she's in group "A."
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Oh, excuse me.
I want in too.
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I know I don't look the part,
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but I know everything
about wine,
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and I will prove it.
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My name is Craig Middlebrooks,
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and this
is my debit rewards card.
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Well, why wouldn't you
run this by me first, dad?
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Whatever.
[Sighs]
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Sorry.
Just weird family business.
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Sounds private.
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No need to discuss it with me.
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My parents had this
small little vacation house
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on Lake Hubbard,
and now they've sold it
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without telling the rest of us.
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Did you not hear me say
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there was no need
to discuss it with me?
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My dad sent me this check
out of the blue--
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my share of the profits.
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It's so disrespectful
to the family structure.
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Maybe a drink will help.
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Put some alcohol in your mouth
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to block the words
from coming out.
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Some of our blueberry wine?
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We make it right here
at the vineyard.
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I don't drink alcohol
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from that portion
of the color spectrum.
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Hey!
Whew!
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Whoa.
That's strong.
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Holy hell.
That's a lot of alcohol.
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We will take four bottles,
please and thank you.
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All we need to do
is go to Indianapolis,
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convince Chipp
to do the festival,
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and then, you know, head home.
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Are you sure you're feeling
up for this, boss?
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I'm fine.
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I've had the flu before,
and I worked through it.
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Okay, well, if you do collapse,
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luckily I know first aid.
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Or karate.
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That's not first aid.
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It is if you do it right.
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Heimlich!
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Well, I guess
while you get your medicine,
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I'll just stroll
through the candy aisles
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but won't get any.
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You can buy two candies.
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Two!
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Can I help you?
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I have the flu.
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Super nauseated for a few days,
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a lot of barfing.
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It's a total disaster.
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Plus I have
a ton of work to do,
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so I need the good stuff,
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the "Mariah needs
to sing tonight" stuff.
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You don't look flushed,
no signs of fever.
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That doesn't seem like the flu.
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It's the flu.
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I mean, I don't think
it could be anything...
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This counts as one.
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So mad at my parents.
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I mean, they both wanted
the house
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for Columbus Day weekend,
and they fought so much
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that they decided
to just sell it
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to spite each other--
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More wine, less talking.
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You know,
you are a wonderful guy,
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and I admire many things
about you,
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but you're a terrible person
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to discuss personal problems
with.
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Thank you, friend.
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That really means a lot to me.
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Pumpkin,
undertones of lavender.
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Medium-plus body.
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It's mostly pumpkin.
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There's so much pumpkin,
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it's like a Charlie Brown
Halloween special.
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I'm getting notes
of dried robin's blood,
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old dirty cashews,
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and just a hint
of a robot's bathwater.
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An old-world wine,
Italian.
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Ah.
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It's a Verdicchio Doc classico,
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2010.
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It's new world,
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Northern California,
Napa Valley,
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someplace beautiful and warm
and amazing
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where everyone
is in great shape
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and the night sky
is full of stars!
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This comes from...
your mother's butt.
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♪ Enlist in Vietnam ♪
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♪ ain't no woman in the world ♪
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♪ as beautiful like my mom ♪
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♪ America ♪
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Man, you were in the bathroom
forever.
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The receptionist said that
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Chipp will be out
in just a second.
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Uh, I just need a minute.
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I'm going to call Ben
about nothing.
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My parents make me so mad
sometimes.
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Just like the time
they couldn't decide
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who gets the dog,
so they just dropped it off
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at a local synagogue.
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I was like, "Wh--wh--say what?"
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Hold on, Ron.
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Hold that thought,
just for a sec.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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Hey, honey.
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Hey.
It's your me.
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It's wife.
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It's Leslie, uh, Knope.
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I have very big news for you.
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Oh, my teeth are blue.
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- Blueberries are alcohol...
- What?
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Are you having a stroke?
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And I was just saying to Ron
that my dog's Jewish.
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Oh.
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Phone water.
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Ben?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Leslie?
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It's dead.
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Hello?
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[Sighs]
270
00:08:08,603 --> 00:08:10,737
You know, Leslie sounded weird.
271
00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:11,932
I don't want to wait for Tom.
272
00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:13,206
I want to walk home.
273
00:08:13,241 --> 00:08:14,374
I'll join you.
274
00:08:14,409 --> 00:08:16,210
I'm always game
for a brisk walk.
275
00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:19,246
Also, if I leave you alone,
I'm pretty sure you'll die.
276
00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:20,514
Home is that way.
277
00:08:30,959 --> 00:08:32,459
Watch out for that fence.
278
00:08:32,493 --> 00:08:34,628
Ah, Mr. Haverford,
279
00:08:34,662 --> 00:08:37,798
allow me to introduce
Terrence Montreaux.
280
00:08:37,832 --> 00:08:39,299
He is a restaurateur
like yourself.
281
00:08:39,334 --> 00:08:40,534
You own a restaurant too?
282
00:08:40,568 --> 00:08:42,035
No, monsieur.
283
00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,537
I own 12.
284
00:08:43,571 --> 00:08:45,372
I am here to find
the best sommeliers
285
00:08:45,406 --> 00:08:47,040
as soon as they are...
286
00:08:47,075 --> 00:08:49,543
how you say, um,
"certified."
287
00:08:49,577 --> 00:08:50,544
That was my idea.
288
00:08:50,578 --> 00:08:52,379
That is everyone's idea.
289
00:08:52,413 --> 00:08:55,415
That is why we have this,
how you say...
290
00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:56,617
"thing."
291
00:08:56,651 --> 00:08:57,784
Okay, don't act like
you don't know
292
00:08:57,819 --> 00:08:59,486
the word "thing."
293
00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:01,822
With a filet mignon,
I'd recommend a red--
294
00:09:01,856 --> 00:09:04,591
something bold and dry,
like David Sedaris.
295
00:09:04,626 --> 00:09:07,394
Perhaps you could recommend
a Riesling instead.
296
00:09:07,428 --> 00:09:09,396
Not if you're eating steak,
you loon!
297
00:09:09,430 --> 00:09:12,166
You know in the movies,
when the cops show up
298
00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:13,834
and find lipstick
on a wine glass
299
00:09:13,868 --> 00:09:16,003
next to a dead body?
300
00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:17,604
This is that wine.
301
00:09:17,639 --> 00:09:19,439
♪ I'll bring the girls ♪
302
00:09:19,474 --> 00:09:21,775
♪ you bring the beer ♪
303
00:09:21,809 --> 00:09:23,610
♪ and the troops will bring
the freedom ♪
304
00:09:23,645 --> 00:09:25,779
We're sorry to interrupt,
Chipp, hi.
305
00:09:25,813 --> 00:09:28,282
We just wanted to say
we are such big fans.
306
00:09:28,316 --> 00:09:29,450
It's an honor to meet you.
307
00:09:29,484 --> 00:09:30,784
Yeah, well, I'm very blessed.
308
00:09:30,818 --> 00:09:32,452
It's always nice
to meet my amazing fans
309
00:09:32,487 --> 00:09:33,620
that keep me going.
310
00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,289
You're the real superstars.
311
00:09:35,323 --> 00:09:36,557
[Laughs] Thank you.
312
00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:38,725
Would somebody get me
one of those lunch stacks?
313
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,427
And stack 'em for me this time.
314
00:09:40,461 --> 00:09:42,262
Cheese on top
or no one gets paid.
315
00:09:42,297 --> 00:09:43,597
You got it, Chipp.
316
00:09:43,631 --> 00:09:44,598
That's my dad.
317
00:09:44,632 --> 00:09:46,600
The guy's such an idiot.
318
00:09:46,634 --> 00:09:48,101
We wanted to talk to you
319
00:09:48,136 --> 00:09:50,904
about the unity concert,
in Pawnee.
320
00:09:50,939 --> 00:09:52,239
Can you do it?
321
00:09:52,273 --> 00:09:53,907
Yeah...uh, no.
322
00:09:53,942 --> 00:09:55,342
Sorry.
I got a previous engagement.
323
00:09:55,376 --> 00:09:56,343
It's a bummer.
324
00:09:56,377 --> 00:09:58,111
Oh.
325
00:09:58,146 --> 00:09:59,613
- Here you go, Chipp.
- Look at that.
326
00:09:59,647 --> 00:10:00,781
The cheese is on top...
327
00:10:00,815 --> 00:10:02,616
of turkey, you dick.
328
00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:03,817
I want ham.
329
00:10:03,851 --> 00:10:06,053
I'm sorry, son.
They were out of ham.
330
00:10:06,087 --> 00:10:07,387
All right, well,
maybe I should just let mom
331
00:10:07,422 --> 00:10:09,056
be manager, then.
332
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:10,724
Pick 'em up, skip.
333
00:10:10,758 --> 00:10:13,060
Ew.
This guy's the worst.
334
00:10:13,094 --> 00:10:15,229
I mean, it sucks
that they didn't have ham,
335
00:10:15,263 --> 00:10:17,064
but you can't treat your dad
like that.
336
00:10:17,098 --> 00:10:18,732
I know, he's a monster.
337
00:10:18,766 --> 00:10:20,067
But we need him.
338
00:10:20,101 --> 00:10:21,401
Your job's not that hard, okay?
339
00:10:21,436 --> 00:10:23,070
Just anticipate my needs.
340
00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:24,671
Anticipatin', Chipp.
341
00:10:24,706 --> 00:10:29,843
Of the 25 entrants today,
only 1 has deemed himself
342
00:10:29,878 --> 00:10:32,379
worthy of
a sommelier certificate.
343
00:10:32,413 --> 00:10:34,048
Oh, my God.
Are you sure?
344
00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:35,048
No way.
345
00:10:35,083 --> 00:10:36,216
Oh, my God.
Thank you.
346
00:10:36,251 --> 00:10:38,051
Thank you so much, everyone.
347
00:10:38,086 --> 00:10:41,221
I think we can agree
that all wine tastes the same,
348
00:10:41,256 --> 00:10:44,224
and if you spend
more than $5 on wine,
349
00:10:44,259 --> 00:10:46,493
you are very stupid.
350
00:10:46,527 --> 00:10:47,794
Security.
351
00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:49,296
I just want to thank
all the people that got me here:
352
00:10:49,330 --> 00:10:53,300
Norbit, Pluto Nash,
all the klumps.
353
00:10:53,334 --> 00:10:58,639
Congratulations to the next
Indiana master sommelier,
354
00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:00,207
Xander Truffant.
355
00:11:00,241 --> 00:11:02,876
[Applause]
356
00:11:02,911 --> 00:11:04,945
Got to go talk to Xander
before Terrence gets to him.
357
00:11:04,979 --> 00:11:07,581
Cover me.
Gotcha.
358
00:11:07,615 --> 00:11:08,749
Oh, my goodness.
359
00:11:08,783 --> 00:11:09,917
Mon Dieu !
360
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:11,051
Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
361
00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:13,220
Oh, je suis desolée, monsieur.
362
00:11:13,254 --> 00:11:14,421
Allons-y.
Allons-y.
363
00:11:14,455 --> 00:11:15,722
Xander.
364
00:11:15,757 --> 00:11:18,725
Look, Tom's Bistro
is going to be the dopest,
365
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:21,662
quite possibly trillest
restaurant in the area.
366
00:11:21,696 --> 00:11:23,230
What do you say?
You want to work with me?
367
00:11:23,264 --> 00:11:24,765
Thank you,
but I've already accepted
368
00:11:24,799 --> 00:11:26,366
an offer
from Monsieur Montreaux.
369
00:11:26,401 --> 00:11:28,569
I'll double
whatever he's paying you.
370
00:11:28,603 --> 00:11:30,938
You'll pay me $500,000 a year?
371
00:11:30,972 --> 00:11:34,374
I will pay you 1/10
of whatever he's paying you.
372
00:11:34,409 --> 00:11:35,843
Sorry.
373
00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:40,481
Oh, man.
374
00:11:40,515 --> 00:11:42,816
This wine bottle
is all out of the wine.
375
00:11:42,851 --> 00:11:44,651
Well, hello, gentlemen.
376
00:11:44,686 --> 00:11:47,187
What brings you out
on this fine evening?
377
00:11:47,222 --> 00:11:48,489
Mother[bleep].
378
00:11:48,523 --> 00:11:50,023
Whoa.
Where'd you come from?
379
00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,359
Uh, that's a complicated
question.
380
00:11:52,393 --> 00:11:54,695
All depends on whether
your conception of time
381
00:11:54,729 --> 00:11:57,064
is linear or circular.
382
00:11:57,098 --> 00:11:59,066
What?
383
00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,501
Hello, Ron.
384
00:12:00,535 --> 00:12:01,502
Ron.
385
00:12:01,536 --> 00:12:03,003
You know this hobo?
386
00:12:03,037 --> 00:12:06,540
He was my counterpart from
the Eagleton Parks Department.
387
00:12:06,574 --> 00:12:08,275
Dude, are you a ghost?
388
00:12:08,309 --> 00:12:09,977
Am I?
389
00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,847
What is happening right now?
390
00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:16,984
We know that you have
that important other engagement.
391
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,485
Yo, I gots to get that haircut.
392
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:19,653
Snoop!
393
00:12:19,687 --> 00:12:21,167
It's not just Pawnee
that needs you.
394
00:12:21,189 --> 00:12:22,656
It's the entire region.
395
00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:23,991
Permission to speak, son?
396
00:12:24,025 --> 00:12:26,493
Pawnee is kind of the gateway
to that whole region.
397
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:28,295
They do buy a lot of albums.
398
00:12:28,329 --> 00:12:29,830
They sure ain't buying
toothpaste.
399
00:12:29,864 --> 00:12:30,998
Bunch of dirty Hicks.
400
00:12:31,032 --> 00:12:32,232
[Laughs]
401
00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:33,667
What if we fly me in and out
same day
402
00:12:33,701 --> 00:12:35,702
so I wouldn't have to spend
a night in your crap town?
403
00:12:35,737 --> 00:12:36,870
Excuse me.
404
00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,038
Pawnee is a good town
405
00:12:38,072 --> 00:12:40,407
with good people
from all walks of life.
406
00:12:40,441 --> 00:12:42,409
Plus, it is an amazing place
407
00:12:42,443 --> 00:12:44,077
to raise kids
and start a family.
408
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:45,412
You think I care about that?
409
00:12:45,447 --> 00:12:47,247
Look, I can do whatever I want,
all right?
410
00:12:47,282 --> 00:12:49,183
If I want to shoot
a paintball gun at my dad,
411
00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:50,184
I'm gonna do it.
412
00:12:50,218 --> 00:12:51,185
[Gun fires]
413
00:12:51,219 --> 00:12:52,853
[Groans] Good shot, son.
414
00:12:52,887 --> 00:12:53,854
I'm proud of you.
415
00:12:53,888 --> 00:12:54,855
You're crazy.
416
00:12:54,889 --> 00:12:55,856
This is over, okay?
417
00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,024
Pawnee does not need you.
418
00:12:57,058 --> 00:12:58,392
And you should know that
419
00:12:58,426 --> 00:13:01,261
when you shook my hand earlier,
there was pee on my palms.
420
00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:02,496
That makes us sound like Hicks.
421
00:13:02,530 --> 00:13:03,497
We're not.
Shut up.
422
00:13:03,531 --> 00:13:04,652
Stupid. Okay.
Let's go, Andy.
423
00:13:07,756 --> 00:13:08,996
You know what?
That was awesome.
424
00:13:09,024 --> 00:13:09,710
You were great.
425
00:13:09,774 --> 00:13:11,408
I thought you were gonna
punch that kid's lights out.
426
00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:14,669
It was not awesome.
I lost our headliner.
427
00:13:14,789 --> 00:13:16,406
I can't stop throwing up,
428
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:18,148
and Ben has not
called me back yet.
429
00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:20,451
I'm sorry I'm so frazzled.
430
00:13:20,485 --> 00:13:22,286
There's just a lot of things
going on right now,
431
00:13:22,321 --> 00:13:24,455
personal things that
I can't talk to you about.
432
00:13:24,489 --> 00:13:26,791
You know, Leslie,
433
00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:30,628
sometimes life
throws us crazy curves,
434
00:13:30,662 --> 00:13:33,864
and, yes, this moment may be
435
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:37,301
the biggest curve
436
00:13:37,336 --> 00:13:38,969
you've ever had to deal with,
437
00:13:39,004 --> 00:13:41,305
but just because
your family is getting bigger
438
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:43,974
does not mean
that you can't handle it.
439
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,943
You and Ben
can handle anything.
440
00:13:45,978 --> 00:13:48,779
Wow.
441
00:13:48,814 --> 00:13:50,047
Andy, thank you.
442
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:53,150
That's exactly
what I needed to hear right now.
443
00:13:53,185 --> 00:13:54,819
God, it's so weird
that you know
444
00:13:54,853 --> 00:13:56,354
that I'm pregnant
before Ben does--
445
00:13:56,388 --> 00:13:57,355
Pregnant?
446
00:13:57,389 --> 00:13:58,589
Holy crap.
447
00:13:58,624 --> 00:13:59,924
Leslie!
448
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,625
Yeah.
Well, what did you think?
449
00:14:01,660 --> 00:14:03,160
I thought
you were getting a dog.
450
00:14:03,195 --> 00:14:04,395
Well, why did you go like this?
451
00:14:04,429 --> 00:14:05,790
That's the sign
for petting a dog
452
00:14:05,797 --> 00:14:06,964
that's sitting on your lap.
453
00:14:06,999 --> 00:14:07,965
But pregnant?
454
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,966
Wow.
455
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,334
Oh, that's amazing.
456
00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,336
You know, Andy, I think
we need to focus on the fact
457
00:14:12,371 --> 00:14:13,638
that we have lost
our headliner.
458
00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:14,705
We are out of options.
459
00:14:14,740 --> 00:14:16,140
It's time for a Hail Mary.
460
00:14:17,576 --> 00:14:20,378
How are we gonna convince
this guy to reunite Land Ho?
461
00:14:20,412 --> 00:14:22,713
Same way I got a perfect score
on the S.A.T.s--
462
00:14:22,748 --> 00:14:24,348
broken Scantron machine.
463
00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,184
Okay, wait, Andy,
that is not a good strategy.
464
00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:27,852
Okay, I will give him
a brief explanation
465
00:14:27,886 --> 00:14:29,020
about the unity concert,
466
00:14:29,054 --> 00:14:31,522
and you stand by...
467
00:14:31,556 --> 00:14:32,523
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
468
00:14:32,557 --> 00:14:34,592
[Retching]
469
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:35,593
Hello?
470
00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,695
Scott Tanner.
471
00:14:37,729 --> 00:14:40,531
It's Scott Tanner.
472
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:42,366
Hi.
My name is Andy.
473
00:14:42,401 --> 00:14:45,069
And this barfing lady over here
is Leslie.
474
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:46,537
We just need ten minutes
of your time.
475
00:14:46,571 --> 00:14:47,672
To do what?
476
00:14:47,706 --> 00:14:49,940
To convince you
to reunite Land Ho.
477
00:14:49,975 --> 00:14:51,275
Listen, it means a lot to me
478
00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:53,277
that you guys loved the band,
479
00:14:53,312 --> 00:14:55,913
and I'm gonna tell you
the exact same thing
480
00:14:55,947 --> 00:14:59,684
I've told everyone
who's ever asked us to reunite:
481
00:14:59,718 --> 00:15:01,519
No.
482
00:15:01,553 --> 00:15:03,033
Listen, I know that
you and the band
483
00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:04,855
aren't on the best of terms
right now.
484
00:15:04,890 --> 00:15:06,524
But bringing people together
485
00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,859
is exactly what we want
to talk to you about.
486
00:15:13,198 --> 00:15:14,678
Pull that.
Hold it down on the bottom.
487
00:15:14,700 --> 00:15:16,067
I got it, yeah.
488
00:15:16,101 --> 00:15:18,603
Mr. Ron Dunn,
489
00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:20,771
I have something
I'm very angry about,
490
00:15:20,806 --> 00:15:24,375
but other Ron,
he's not helping me with it.
491
00:15:24,409 --> 00:15:25,743
Can you help?
492
00:15:25,777 --> 00:15:27,745
Well, I can tell
by the indigo on your chiclets
493
00:15:27,779 --> 00:15:30,414
that you've been drinking
blueberry wine.
494
00:15:30,449 --> 00:15:31,916
That's a good start.
495
00:15:31,950 --> 00:15:35,753
The Wamapoke called it
mattapiqua.
496
00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:38,289
They believed
it had mystical powers.
497
00:15:38,323 --> 00:15:40,458
Yeah, it also tastes
like jelly.
498
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:42,927
So what's got your goat there,
friend?
499
00:15:42,961 --> 00:15:45,096
My parents,
they had this lake house,
500
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:47,064
and they sold it
without telling me.
501
00:15:47,099 --> 00:15:49,500
And so I was like, "Why?"
You know?
502
00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:52,169
I was like,
"God, you guys!"
503
00:15:52,204 --> 00:15:53,838
Oh, you're hanging on
to that anger
504
00:15:53,872 --> 00:15:56,507
for dear life, compadre.
505
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:57,942
Let's role-play.
506
00:15:57,976 --> 00:15:59,944
Well, good night, everyone.
507
00:15:59,978 --> 00:16:02,446
I'm going to go home
and feel totally fine.
508
00:16:02,481 --> 00:16:03,781
Who am I kidding?
509
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,656
I'm going to go home,
put on a Macy Gray album,
510
00:16:05,684 --> 00:16:06,951
and cry in the mirror!
511
00:16:06,985 --> 00:16:07,952
Why are you bummed?
512
00:16:07,986 --> 00:16:09,453
Are you all blind?
513
00:16:09,488 --> 00:16:11,122
I want that job
at Tom's Bistro.
514
00:16:11,156 --> 00:16:13,291
I've been trying to show you
for the last five hours.
515
00:16:13,325 --> 00:16:14,959
Look, man, you know your stuff,
516
00:16:14,993 --> 00:16:16,994
but you're like
a crazy volcano.
517
00:16:17,029 --> 00:16:18,929
You'd have to show me
you can bring it down a notch.
518
00:16:18,964 --> 00:16:21,132
I'll bring it down
1,000 notches if I have to!
519
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:25,169
This looks like
it's gonna be a great concert.
520
00:16:25,203 --> 00:16:27,271
The band
just does not play anymore.
521
00:16:27,306 --> 00:16:28,606
Well, I understand.
522
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,607
[Chokes]
523
00:16:29,641 --> 00:16:31,342
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
524
00:16:31,376 --> 00:16:32,977
My stomach
is trying to murder me.
525
00:16:33,011 --> 00:16:34,445
Still drunk from last night?
526
00:16:34,479 --> 00:16:35,546
I've been there.
527
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,014
You know,
this town still loves you.
528
00:16:37,049 --> 00:16:39,317
I'm in a band myself actually--
Mouse Rat--
529
00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:40,785
and we cover
about five of your songs,
530
00:16:40,819 --> 00:16:41,786
and they just go nuts.
531
00:16:41,820 --> 00:16:44,121
Really?
Which ones?
532
00:16:44,156 --> 00:16:47,124
♪ Catapult me into the sun
and I'll ♪
533
00:16:47,159 --> 00:16:49,427
[Together]
♪ burn, baby, burn ♪
534
00:16:49,461 --> 00:16:50,428
Oh, yeah.
535
00:16:50,462 --> 00:16:52,363
Johnny Karate?
536
00:16:52,397 --> 00:16:53,631
I thought you said
your name was Andy.
537
00:16:53,665 --> 00:16:54,799
Well, it is.
538
00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,101
I'm also
a children's performer.
539
00:16:57,135 --> 00:16:59,804
He played at Joey's birthday,
and he's awesome.
540
00:16:59,838 --> 00:17:01,939
Sing Karate Chop Master.
541
00:17:01,974 --> 00:17:03,874
I'll do it as long as your dad
sings along.
542
00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:05,009
Let's do it.
543
00:17:05,043 --> 00:17:06,243
It's easy.
You'll pick it up.
544
00:17:06,244 --> 00:17:07,211
♪ Karate chop master ♪
545
00:17:07,245 --> 00:17:08,546
♪ I'm a karate chop master ♪
546
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:11,515
♪ and I will karate chop you ♪
547
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,950
♪ chop, chop, chop, chop ♪
548
00:17:12,985 --> 00:17:14,185
♪ kick, kick, kick,
kick-chop ♪
549
00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:15,219
Scott, you sing.
550
00:17:15,253 --> 00:17:16,254
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪
551
00:17:16,288 --> 00:17:17,588
♪ kick-kick, kick-kick,
k-chop ♪
552
00:17:17,623 --> 00:17:19,390
No.
553
00:17:19,424 --> 00:17:20,524
Just listen to me.
554
00:17:20,559 --> 00:17:21,626
♪ Chop and a chop ♪
555
00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:22,994
♪ and a kick and kick
and chop ♪
556
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:24,996
♪ and a titan throw
and chop and kick-chop ♪
557
00:17:25,030 --> 00:17:26,197
Now your turn.
558
00:17:26,231 --> 00:17:27,531
[Together]
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick, chop ♪
559
00:17:27,566 --> 00:17:28,699
Harmonies!
Oh, my God!
560
00:17:28,734 --> 00:17:29,867
[Together]
♪ Chop, chop, kick, kick ♪
561
00:17:29,902 --> 00:17:31,369
♪ chop-chop, kick ♪
562
00:17:31,403 --> 00:17:33,037
- ♪ And a chop and a kick ♪
- ♪ And a kick and a ♪
563
00:17:33,071 --> 00:17:34,672
No.
564
00:17:34,706 --> 00:17:36,340
No, it's not--you didn't--
565
00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,475
I mean, just listen.
566
00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:38,643
Good evening.
567
00:17:38,677 --> 00:17:40,177
May I assist you
with a wine tonight?
568
00:17:40,212 --> 00:17:41,679
Yeah, I'm having fish,
569
00:17:41,713 --> 00:17:44,682
so maybe a full-bodied...
570
00:17:44,716 --> 00:17:45,783
red?
571
00:17:45,817 --> 00:17:47,618
You know, sir,
you might want to consider
572
00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:49,453
something white
to go with your fish.
573
00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:52,123
No.
Red.
574
00:17:52,157 --> 00:17:53,591
And bring some ice cubes.
575
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,792
I like ice cubes
in my red wine.
576
00:17:54,826 --> 00:17:56,294
I'll have a glass
577
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,296
of your most expensive red wine
578
00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,132
mixed with a glass
of your cheapest white wine,
579
00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,433
served in a dog bowl.
580
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:05,102
Silly straws all around,
please.
581
00:18:05,137 --> 00:18:08,506
I'll be right back
with my recommendations.
582
00:18:08,540 --> 00:18:09,874
Seems to be
keeping it together.
583
00:18:09,908 --> 00:18:11,375
[Screaming]
What kind of monster
584
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,211
orders red with fish?
585
00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,485
I know they're messing with me,
586
00:18:14,513 --> 00:18:16,914
and it's just a test,
but have some decency.
587
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,685
For you, sir,
a light, crisp Pinot
588
00:18:20,719 --> 00:18:22,019
with just a hint of lemon
589
00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:24,555
to bring out the flavors
in your fish.
590
00:18:24,590 --> 00:18:26,223
I brought you a bold Cabernet,
591
00:18:26,258 --> 00:18:28,893
which should still taste okay
when watered down.
592
00:18:28,927 --> 00:18:31,729
And for you, madam,
would you consider this rose?
593
00:18:31,763 --> 00:18:34,198
It's halfway between
red and white.
594
00:18:34,233 --> 00:18:35,866
Thanks very much.
595
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:37,635
Enjoy.
596
00:18:37,669 --> 00:18:39,904
I think I may have found
my new sommelier.
597
00:18:39,938 --> 00:18:42,139
That was so embarrassing!
598
00:18:42,174 --> 00:18:44,475
We'll have to make sure
the wine cellar at Tom's Bistro
599
00:18:44,509 --> 00:18:45,476
is soundproof.
600
00:18:45,510 --> 00:18:46,477
[Screaming]
601
00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:49,480
Hoy-hay!
602
00:18:49,514 --> 00:18:51,215
Oh!
603
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,216
[Sighs]
604
00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:53,884
That was beautiful.
605
00:18:53,919 --> 00:18:56,220
You're surrendering
to the earth mother.
606
00:18:56,255 --> 00:18:59,423
Now stare into the fire
and picture your spirit animal.
607
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,192
I don't know
what my spirit animal is.
608
00:19:01,226 --> 00:19:02,693
Because it doesn't exist,
609
00:19:02,728 --> 00:19:05,463
because that's nonsense,
because you're an adult.
610
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:09,467
Baby snow owl.
611
00:19:09,501 --> 00:19:10,835
He's right.
612
00:19:10,869 --> 00:19:14,338
Our spirit animals connect us
to the natural world.
613
00:19:14,373 --> 00:19:17,341
You need to remain open
to their message.
614
00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,176
Watch.
615
00:19:19,211 --> 00:19:22,213
[Wings flapping]
616
00:19:24,349 --> 00:19:26,584
Welcome back, old friend.
617
00:19:26,618 --> 00:19:28,085
Whoa.
618
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:31,422
If you really want to
cleanse yourself of that anger,
619
00:19:31,456 --> 00:19:34,492
take that check
and send it into the flames
620
00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,961
and up into the air
with your screams.
621
00:19:36,995 --> 00:19:39,964
Do not burn that check.
It is money.
622
00:19:39,998 --> 00:19:41,966
No.
Ron's right, Ron.
623
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,668
[Paper rustling]
624
00:19:47,739 --> 00:19:51,442
There, there, baby snow owl.
625
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:52,643
You're safe now.
626
00:19:55,541 --> 00:19:58,408
This is him right here.
627
00:19:58,443 --> 00:20:00,244
I will also get out here
and walk home.
628
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:01,411
You sure?
629
00:20:01,446 --> 00:20:04,248
This thing runs on vegetable oil
and bat guano.
630
00:20:04,282 --> 00:20:06,650
Actually cleans the air
as it drives.
631
00:20:06,684 --> 00:20:08,352
Quite sure.
Thank you.
632
00:20:10,989 --> 00:20:13,957
Hey, thank you
633
00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:15,926
for helping me with my anger.
634
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,896
You've already
emerged from your cocoon.
635
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,564
Now the question is:
636
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,766
Will you fly?
637
00:20:30,675 --> 00:20:31,975
Yeah, I don't feel any better.
638
00:20:32,010 --> 00:20:33,143
I'm still angry.
639
00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:34,812
Damn it.
640
00:20:34,846 --> 00:20:36,480
I don't know
why this lake house thing
641
00:20:36,514 --> 00:20:38,148
is driving me so crazy.
642
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:41,819
I'm sorry we couldn't help you
work through your problems.
643
00:20:41,853 --> 00:20:43,987
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I got a lady,
644
00:20:44,022 --> 00:20:47,558
two little girls, and an infant
waiting for me.
645
00:20:47,592 --> 00:20:49,893
It's always nice to see the kids
at the end of a long day.
646
00:20:49,928 --> 00:20:52,596
Really puts things
in perspective.
647
00:20:55,433 --> 00:20:56,934
[Door closes]
648
00:20:56,968 --> 00:20:59,269
Oh, my God, Ben.
I have so much to tell you.
649
00:20:59,304 --> 00:21:02,473
We got Land Ho
to play the unity concert.
650
00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:03,974
Whoa.
What happened to you?
651
00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:05,642
It doesn't matter.
652
00:21:05,677 --> 00:21:08,478
I thought I was upset
because my parents are insane.
653
00:21:08,513 --> 00:21:11,648
But Ron kind of just showed me
the real reason.
654
00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:14,318
I have so many childhood
memories at that lake house
655
00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:15,819
that, in the back of my mind,
656
00:21:15,854 --> 00:21:18,489
I always pictured
taking my kids--
657
00:21:18,523 --> 00:21:20,557
or taking our kids there.
658
00:21:20,592 --> 00:21:22,659
I want to start our family.
659
00:21:22,694 --> 00:21:24,328
I mean,
I know things are crazy,
660
00:21:24,362 --> 00:21:26,530
but there's no good time,
661
00:21:26,564 --> 00:21:28,966
and I want to do it now.
662
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,203
Well, buddy,
I got some good news for you.
663
00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:41,157
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