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Okay, Martin,
show us what you got.
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Okay,
so, I'm Quentin Tarantino.
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And I'm casting a movie.
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And I wanna put John
Malkovich in that movie.
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Quentin,
I'd be happy to be in your movie.
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But I want my friend
Tommy to be in it, too.
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I
don't wanna be in your movie.
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I hate movies.
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Because I'm Tommy Lee Jones.
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Ah!
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Who are any of those people?
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Thank you, Martin.
Also, I'm George W. Bush.
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That's good.
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We are holding auditions
for the local talent stage
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at the Unity Concert.
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This is the last task
I need to accomplish
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before I can move forward
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and take on the bigger
questions in my life.
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I hate tasks that
are uncompleted.
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I live for the check marks
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in columns indicating
the completion of tasks.
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Are we done here?
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Great.
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That feels good.
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This is
a slam poem that I wrote.
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And I am speaking the slam poem
to you right now with my mouth.
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I cannot tell the
difference between
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what's supposed
to be slam poetry
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and what's just him talking.
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I know.
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My second slam poem is called "My
Second Slam Poem by Perd Hapley, "
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by Perd Hapley.
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Ripped By mstoll
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I'd have to check, but I'm
pretty sure we can handle that.
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I do have one question.
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Hold on.
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Oh, my God.
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Andy! Oh, my...
Sorry.
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Andy. Are you getting sick?
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I don't think so.
Don't get sick.
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Take more vitamin C.
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Copy that. Vitamin C.
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Is that the Fred one
or the Barney one?
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It's flu season again,
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and I cannot get sick.
I have too much work to do.
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Unfortunately, Pawnee is like
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a breeding ground for disease
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due to our poor hygiene
habits and raccoon density.
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It's deeply ingrained
in our town's history.
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We used to crown
Miss Influenza every year.
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The CDC called the pageant
"ethically reprehensible".
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Stock up on Kleenex. Don't touch your face.
Don't touch anything.
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People are dropping like flies.
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We already had to
quarantine Larry.
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Leslie, I don't feel good.
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Can't I just work from home?
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The tent is your
home now, Larry.
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We already forwarded your mail.
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Oh, well, here's something that's
going to make you feel really good.
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Guess who I just secured as the
headliner for the Unity Concert.
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Chipp McCapp!
No!
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Yes!
Nice!
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Wait, no, I don't want
to touch your hand. Wow!
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Who's Chipp McCapp?
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Chipp McCapp is the most amazing
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17-year-old country singer
in the entire world.
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He's like Indiana's sweetheart.
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We are huge Chippmunks.
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That's what his
fans call themselves.
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I don't know why. Chippmunks.
Because of the animal?
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No, that's too simple.
Yeah. Okay.
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His latest song,
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Beautiful Like My Mom parentheses
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Has, like, two million
hits on YouTube.
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She don't care about
no fancy trends
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She's just a mom
from old South Bend
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Get home safe, boys, and thank
you for protecting our freedom.
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Let's play it again.
Play it again.
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Donna, April, wine country train
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is leaving the station.
You ready?
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Yes. Donna, if you drive us
there, I will get very drunk.
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Deal? Fine, but we're listening
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to Jodeci nonstop.
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Today at a local vineyard,
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a bunch of sommeliers,
AKA wine experts,
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are competing for
their certification.
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I'm going to hire the best
one at my new restaurant.
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Tom's Bistro.
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People that convince
other people to buy
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expensive stuff they don't need.
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Those are the real heroes.
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I want to come. I love wine
and everything about it.
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The soil, the vines.
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I studied botany for three
years at Purdue University.
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Go, Boilermakers!
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There will be alcohol there,
so I will go, as well.
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Well, maybe I'll tag along.
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I don't have any
more work to do.
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Maybe it will be relaxing.
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I didn't invite any of you.
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I started with two cool people
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and I ended up with
a bunch of grandpas.
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Listen, grandpas.
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When we get to the vineyard,
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there'll be a lot of
fancy people there.
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Please, I beg you,
don't embarrass me.
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How would we embarrass you?
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You're already doing it.
I begged you.
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I love making cards and
putting them in the slots.
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Task completed.
Nice.
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I guess, now that we've got
Chipp McCapp as our headliner,
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I can get rid of my
awesome wish list.
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Yeah,
those are long shots.
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"Bob Dylan's friends"?
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I just thought maybe they
could get Bob Dylan to come.
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Land Ho. God, I love them.
Everybody does.
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But there's no way they're
getting back together.
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Their lead singer
split 10 years ago.
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He titled their last
album We'll Never Reunite.
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Leslie? No! Back in
your tent, sicky.
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I'm sorry, but Chipp
McCapp's manager called.
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- He has to drop out.
- No!
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Okay, we need all hands on deck.
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There are no hands to be on deck
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because everybody's
at the winery.
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Okay, Andy, you and I
need to handle this.
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We need to be
operating at maximum...
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Oh, no.
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Damn it, Larry!
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Sorry.
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Xander, my man-der.
Tom Haverford.
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Owner, operator, and global
ambassador for Tom's Bistro,
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opening this spring in Pawnee.
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It's a pleasure to meet you.
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Damn. Look at that
tie dimple. Respect.
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My main target for Tom's Bistro?
Xander Truffant.
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He's the best young
somm in the game.
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I don't say this lightly.
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He's basically the Bruno Mars of
Indiana amateur wine tasting.
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If you'll excuse me, I must prepare
for the tasting competition.
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I pour saline
water through my nose
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to clear the mucus
from my smell centers.
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That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever heard.
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Oh, man. It costs $200
to get certified.
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I wanted to make fun of stupid
people while I get drunk.
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My two true passions.
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You want to futz with these fools?
I will bankroll you.
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Really?
Oh, hell, yeah, pimp.
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Sounds like fun.
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Thank you.
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April Ludgate,
professional drinker.
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Uh, where did you
study, Ms. Ludgate?
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The Wine Academy.
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The Wine Academy?
In Bordeaux?
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Yes.
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Carol, make sure
she's in Group A.
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Uh, excuse me.
I want in, too.
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I know I don't look the part,
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but I know everything about
wine and I will prove it.
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My name is Craig Middlebrooks,
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and this is my
debit rewards card.
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Why wouldn't you run
this by me first, Dad?
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Whatever.
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Sorry, just weird
family business.
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Sounds private. No need
to discuss it with me.
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My parents had this small, little
vacation house on Lake Hubbard.
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And now, they've sold it without
telling the rest of us.
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Did you not hear me say there was
no need to discuss it with me?
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My dad sent me this check out of the blue.
My share of the profits.
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It's so disrespectful to
the family structure...
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Maybe a drink will help.
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Put some alcohol in your mouth
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to block the words
from coming out.
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Some of our blueberry wine?
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We make it right
here at the vineyard.
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I don't drink alcohol from that
portion of the color spectrum.
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Hey!
Whoa, that's strong.
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Holy hell,
that's a lot of alcohol.
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We will take four bottles,
please, and thank you.
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We really need
Chipp McCapp because
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he is the headliner
to our whole concert.
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All we need to do is
go to Indianapolis,
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convince Chipp
to do the festival
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and then, you know, head home.
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Are you sure you're feeling
up for this, boss?
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I mean, if you have
to puke in my car,
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it's totally okay,
I do it all the time.
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I'm fine. I've had the flu before,
and I've worked through it.
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We just need to go to the
pharmacy, and I'll power through.
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Okay. Well, if you do collapse,
luckily, I know first aid.
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Or karate.
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That's not first aid.
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It is if you do it right.
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Heimlich!
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Oh, I guess while
you get your medicine,
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I'll just stroll through the
candy aisles, but won't get any.
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You can buy two candies.
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Two?
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Can I help you?
I have the flu.
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Super-nauseated for a few
days, a lot of barfing.
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It's a total disaster.
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Plus, I have a ton of work to
do, so I need the good stuff.
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The Mariah-needs-
to-sing-tonight stuff.
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You don't look flushed,
no signs of fever.
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That just doesn't
seem like the flu.
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Oh!
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Could be aseptic meningitis.
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What is that?
Is that bad?
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It'd mean you have,
like, an hour to live.
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What?
It's probably not that.
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Sorry, it's my first day.
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No, it's the flu. I mean, I don't
think it could be anything...
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This counts as one.
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Hey, Ron.
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Can I just vent for a sec?
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You may vent for as long as it takes
me to drink this bottle of wine.
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Okay, I'm so mad at my parents.
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I mean, they both wanted the
house for Columbus Day weekend,
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and they fought so much,
they decided to
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just sell it to
spite each other.
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Which, I mean,
think about how...
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Stop talking.
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You know, you are
a wonderful guy,
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and I admire many
things about you.
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But you're a terrible person to
discuss personal problems with.
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Thank you, friend. That
really means a lot to me.
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Dry, medium acidity,
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medium-plus finish.
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Pumpkin, undertones of lavender.
Medium-plus body.
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It's mostly pumpkin.
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There's so much pumpkin, it's like
a Charlie Brown Halloween special.
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I'm getting notes of
dried robin's blood,
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old, dirty cashews from your
grandfather's basement,
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and just a hint of
a robot's bathwater.
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Ugh!
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That one sucks.
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An old world wine.
Italian.
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It's a Verdicchio
Doc Classico, 2010.
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Wait, sorry,
this is embarrassing.
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2011.
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It's new world. Northern
California, Napa Valley.
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Some place beautiful
and warm and amazing
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where everyone is in great shape
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and the night sky
is full of stars!
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This comes from
your mother's butt.
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Possibly your father's butt.
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Oh, actually, wait, never mind,
this is so embarrassing.
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This comes from John McEnroe's
butt from the year 3055.
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Man, you were in
the bathroom forever.
250
00:10:08,674 --> 00:10:10,608
The receptionist said that Chipp
will be out in just a second.
251
00:10:10,676 --> 00:10:13,645
But check it out, I made all the
little coffee pods they had.
252
00:10:13,913 --> 00:10:15,642
Good work, Andy.
Uh, I just need a minute.
253
00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,012
I'm going to call
Ben about nothing.
254
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:19,608
No problem. Take your time.
I've got my hands full.
255
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,688
My parents make me
so mad sometimes.
256
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,214
Just like the time they couldn't
decide who gets the dog,
257
00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,488
so they just dropped it off
at the local synagogue.
258
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:32,395
I was, like,
"Say what?"
259
00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:36,566
Hold on, Ron. Hold that thought.
Just for a sec.
260
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,370
- Hey, honey.
- Hey.
261
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,804
Uh, it's your me.
It's wife.
262
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,340
It's Leslie. Knope.
263
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,271
I have very big news for you.
264
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:49,371
Oh, well, my teeth
are blue. Blueberries...
265
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,109
What? Are you
having a stroke?
266
00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,174
I was just saying to Ron
that my dog's Jewish.
267
00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:55,845
Oh. Phone water.
268
00:10:55,921 --> 00:10:57,684
Ben? Hello?
269
00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,559
Hello? Hi. Leslie?
270
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,156
Hello?
271
00:11:04,630 --> 00:11:05,619
It's dead.
272
00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:08,430
It's as dead as Stanley Kubrick.
273
00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:11,959
I miss them both so much, Ron.
274
00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,835
You know, Leslie sounded weird.
275
00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,236
I don't want to wait for Tom.
I want to walk home.
276
00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:20,403
I'll join you. I'm always
game for a brisk walk.
277
00:11:20,479 --> 00:11:23,312
Also, if I leave you alone,
I'm pretty sure you'll die.
278
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,674
Home is that way.
279
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,627
Watch out for that fence.
280
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:39,220
Who's that guy making
moves on Xander?
281
00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:42,597
I don't know, but he's real fancy.
He's speaking French.
282
00:11:43,936 --> 00:11:45,233
You know I picked up
a little French-Canadian
283
00:11:45,304 --> 00:11:47,636
when I dated that Montreal Expo.
284
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,736
Ah, Mister Haverford.
285
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,301
Allow me to introduce
Terrence Montreaux.
286
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:55,310
He is a restaurateur
like yourself.
287
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,541
You own a restaurant, too?
288
00:11:56,615 --> 00:11:59,311
No, monsieur. I own 12.
289
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,118
I am here to find the best
sommeliers as soon as they are,
290
00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:05,555
how you say, certified.
291
00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:06,613
That was my idea.
292
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,387
That is everyone's idea.
293
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:12,625
That is why we have this,
how do you say, thing.
294
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:15,493
Okay, don't act like you
don't know the word "thing."
295
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,900
With a filet mignon,
I'd recommend a red.
296
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,564
Something bold and dry,
like David Sedaris.
297
00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:23,403
Perhaps you could recommend
a Riesling instead.
298
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,410
Not if you're
eating steak, you loon.
299
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,174
You know in the movies,
when the cops show up
300
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:31,546
and find lipstick on a wine
glass next to a dead body?
301
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,618
This is that wine.
302
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,814
I'll bring the
girls You bring the beer
303
00:12:37,723 --> 00:12:39,782
And the troops
will bring the freedom
304
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:41,855
We're sorry to
interrupt, Chipp. Hi.
305
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,158
We just wanted to say we are such big fans.
It's an honor to meet you.
306
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,755
Yeah. Well,
I'm very blessed.
307
00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:49,858
And it's always nice to meet my
amazing fans who keep me going.
308
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,368
You're the real superstars.
309
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,768
Thank you.
310
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:54,237
Can somebody give me
one of those LunchStacks?
311
00:12:54,907 --> 00:12:56,431
And stack them for me this time.
312
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,874
Cheese on top,
or no one gets paid.
313
00:12:58,377 --> 00:12:59,867
You got it, Chipp.
314
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,469
That's my dad.
Guy's such an idiot.
315
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,639
We wanted to talk to you
316
00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,412
about the Unity
Concert in Pawnee.
317
00:13:06,552 --> 00:13:09,578
You said you were going to do
it, but then said you weren't.
318
00:13:09,655 --> 00:13:11,247
We really want you to do it.
319
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:12,312
So...
320
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,559
Can you do it?
Yeah.
321
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,596
Uh, no. I'm sorry, I got a previous
engagement. It's a bummer.
322
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:18,886
Oh.
323
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,758
Here you go, Chipp.
324
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,266
Well, look at that.
The cheese is on top.
325
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:25,326
Of turkey.
You dick. I want ham.
326
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,466
Sorry, son.
They were out of ham.
327
00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,731
All right, well, maybe I should
just let Mom be manager, then?
328
00:13:30,876 --> 00:13:32,969
Pick them up, Skipp.
329
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:34,473
This guy's the worst.
330
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,775
I mean, it sucks that
they didn't have ham.
331
00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,680
But you can't treat
your dad like that.
332
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,447
I know. He's a monster.
But we need him.
333
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,717
Your job's not that hard, okay?
Just anticipate my needs.
334
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,052
Anticipating, Chipp.
335
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:49,221
Of the 25 entrants today,
336
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:53,755
only one has deemed himself worthy
of a sommelier certificate.
337
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,131
Oh, my God.
Are you sure? No way.
338
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,467
Oh, my God. Thank you.
Thank you so much, everyone.
339
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:02,974
I think we can agree that
all wine tastes the same.
340
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,840
And if you spend
more than $5 on wine,
341
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,573
- you are very stupid.
- Security.
342
00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:10,274
I just want to thank all the
people that got me here.
343
00:14:10,649 --> 00:14:14,483
Norbit, uh, Pluto Nash,
all the Klumps.
344
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:19,347
Congratulations to the next
Indiana Master Sommelier,
345
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:21,583
Xander Truffant.
346
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:26,222
I've got to go talk to Xander
before Terrence gets to him.
347
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:27,663
Cover me.
Got you.
348
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,831
Oh, my goodness.
Mon Dieu!
349
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,103
Xander.
Yeah.
350
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:40,043
Look. Tom's Bistro is
going to be the dopest,
351
00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,081
quite possibly trillest
restaurant in the area.
352
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,638
What do you say?
You want to work with me?
353
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,777
Thank you, but I've already accepted
an offer from Monsieur Montreaux.
354
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,946
I'll double whatever
he's paying you.
355
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:52,320
You'll pay me $500,000 a year?
356
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,758
I will pay you one-tenth
of whatever he's paying you.
357
00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:57,219
Sorry.
358
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,267
Aw, man, this wine bottle
is all out of the wine.
359
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:05,735
Well, hello, gentlemen.
360
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,533
What brings you out
on this fine evening?
361
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:09,869
Mother.
362
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,136
Whoa! Where'd you come from?
363
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:13,640
Uh, that's a
complicated question.
364
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:18,475
All depends on whether your conception
of time is linear or circular.
365
00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:20,443
What?
366
00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,887
Hello, Ron.
Ron.
367
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:23,979
You know this hobo?
368
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,285
He was my counterpart from the
Eagleton Parks Department.
369
00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,654
Dude. Are you a ghost?
370
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,657
Am I?
371
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,194
What is happening right now?
372
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,361
We know that you have that
important other engagement...
373
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:40,837
Yo, I gots to get
that haircut. Snip!
374
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:44,000
It's not just Pawnee that needs you.
It's the entire region.
375
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,475
Permission to speak, son?
376
00:15:45,544 --> 00:15:48,069
Pawnee is kind of the gateway
to that whole region.
377
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,671
They do buy a lot of albums.
378
00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:52,774
They sure ain't buying toothpaste.
Bunch of dirty hicks.
379
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,284
What if we fly me
in and out same day,
380
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,049
so I wouldn't have to spend
a night in your crap town?
381
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,385
Excuse me.
Pawnee is a good town.
382
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,722
With good people
from all walks of life.
383
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,423
Plus, it is an amazing place to
raise kids and start a family.
384
00:16:05,497 --> 00:16:06,759
You think I care about that?
385
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:08,663
Look. I can do whatever I want.
All right?
386
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,567
If I want to shoot a paintball gun
at my dad, I'm going to do it.
387
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,229
Good shot, son.
I'm proud of you.
388
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,367
You're crazy. This is over. Okay?
Pawnee does not need you.
389
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,969
And you should know that, when
you shook my hand earlier,
390
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:22,604
there was pee on my palms.
391
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:24,808
That makes us sound like hicks.
We're not. Shut up. Stupid.
392
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:26,407
Okay. Let's go, Andy.
393
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,018
You get pee-palm, too?
Every time! Shh!
394
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,621
You know what? That was awesome.
You were great.
395
00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,353
I thought you were going to
punch that kid's lights out.
396
00:16:35,427 --> 00:16:37,054
It was not awesome.
397
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,428
I lost our headliner,
I can't stop throwing up,
398
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,296
and Ben has not
called me back yet.
399
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,461
I'm sorry I'm so frazzled.
400
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,527
There's just a lot of
things going on right now.
401
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,470
Personal things that I
can't talk to you about.
402
00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:53,901
You know, Leslie, sometimes
life throws us crazy curves.
403
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,947
And yes, this moment may
be the biggest curve
404
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:02,676
you've ever had to deal with.
405
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,383
But just because your
family is getting bigger
406
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,925
does not mean that
you can't handle it.
407
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,961
You and Ben can handle anything.
408
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:12,953
Wow!
409
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,222
Andy, thank you.
410
00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,130
That's exactly what I
needed to hear right now.
411
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:20,366
God, it's so weird that you know
that I'm pregnant before Ben does.
412
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:23,533
Pregnant?
Holy crap! Leslie!
413
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,603
Yeah. What did you think?
414
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:27,167
I thought you
were getting a dog.
415
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:28,440
Why did you go like this?
416
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,982
That's a sign for petting a dog
that's sitting on your lap.
417
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,041
Pregnant? Wow!
418
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:34,346
Oh, that's amazing.
419
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,389
Andy, I think we need to focus on the
fact that we have lost our headliner.
420
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,118
We are out of options.
It's time for a Hail Mary.
421
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,892
Scott Tanner, the lead singer of
Land Ho, he lives in Pawnee, right?
422
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,190
I love him. I'm sure
he knows Bob Dylan,
423
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:47,323
but I don't know
if they're friends.
424
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:51,893
No, what if we go to him and
beg him to reunite Land Ho?
425
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,798
For one night only.
Let's do it.
426
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,040
Waitress, you mind boxing
all this up, please?
427
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:58,634
Put it in a doggy bag.
428
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,205
She's gettin' a dog!
429
00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,411
Sorry, I'm pretty
drunk. Um.
430
00:18:04,883 --> 00:18:06,350
Where are we?
431
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,249
Well, that's the
big question, isn't it?
432
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,515
We're in Indiana.
Can we go, please?
433
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,385
Mr. Ron Dunn,
434
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:16,461
I have something
I'm very angry about,
435
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:19,656
but other Ron isn't helping me.
436
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,097
I can tell by the
indigo on your Chiclets
437
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,431
that you've been
drinking blueberry wine.
438
00:18:24,503 --> 00:18:25,492
That's a good start.
439
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,939
The Wamapoke called
it "mattapiqua."
440
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,109
They believed it
had mystical powers.
441
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,469
Yeah, it also tastes like jelly.
442
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,777
So what's got your goat,
there, friend?
443
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,176
My parents, they
had this lake house,
444
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,014
and they sold it
without telling me.
445
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,552
And so I was like,
"Why?" You know?
446
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,920
I was like,
"God, you guys!"
447
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:49,452
Oh. You're hanging onto that
anger for dear life, compadre.
448
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,422
That's no way to live.
449
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,621
Let's role-play.
450
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,296
I'll be your father.
451
00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:58,461
And, Ron, you take
the role of Ben's anger.
452
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,400
Perfecto.
453
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,503
Well, goodnight, everyone.
454
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:06,942
I'm going to go home
and feel totally fine.
455
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:08,973
Who am I kidding?
I'm going to go home,
456
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,242
put on a Macy Gray album,
and cry in the mirror!
457
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:12,476
Why are you bummed?
458
00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:16,544
Yeah, we got drunk and made fun of
a bunch of snobs. It was amazing.
459
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,523
Are you all blind? I want
that job at Tom's Bistro.
460
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,718
I've been trying to show you
for the last five hours.
461
00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:23,851
You want the job? But you
already work at Parks.
462
00:19:23,929 --> 00:19:26,397
You can only afford a
part-time sommelier anyway.
463
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:29,525
I mean, this is southern
Indiana, not the Loire Valley.
464
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,228
Look, man, you know your stuff,
465
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,100
but you're like a crazy volcano.
466
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:34,870
You'd have to show me you
can bring it down a notch.
467
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:37,408
I'll bring it down
1,000 notches if I have to!
468
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,568
How are we going to convince
this guy to reunite Land Ho?
469
00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,945
Same way I got a perfect
score on the SATs.
470
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:45,381
Broken Scantron machine.
471
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,315
Okay, wait. Andy, that is
not a good strategy, okay?
472
00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:50,253
I will give him a brief explanation
about the Unity Concert.
473
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,313
And you stand by.
Stand by.
474
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,452
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
475
00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:57,594
Hello?
Scott Tanner.
476
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:00,525
It's Scott Tanner.
477
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:03,130
Ah... Hi. My name's Andy.
478
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:06,132
And this barfing lady
over here is Leslie.
479
00:20:06,471 --> 00:20:07,529
We just need 10 minutes
of your time.
480
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:08,595
To do what?
481
00:20:08,674 --> 00:20:10,767
To convince you
to reunite Land Ho.
482
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:14,403
Listen, it means a lot to me
that you guys loved the band.
483
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,811
And I'm going to tell
you the exact same thing
484
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,646
I've told everyone who has
ever asked us to reunite.
485
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,244
No.
486
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,920
Listen, I know that
you and the band
487
00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:26,082
aren't on the best
of terms right now.
488
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,217
But bringing people
together is exactly
489
00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:30,284
what we want to
talk to you about.
490
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:35,966
Hold that. Hold that down at the bottom.
Yeah. Yeah.
491
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,769
This looks like it's going
to be a great concert.
492
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,772
The band just does
not play anymore.
493
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,431
Well, I understand.
494
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,876
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
495
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:47,571
My stomach is
trying to murder me.
496
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,306
You still drunk from last night?
I've been there.
497
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,747
You know, this town
still loves you.
498
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,081
I'm in a band myself,
actually. Mouse Rat.
499
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,279
And we cover about five of your
songs and they just go nuts.
500
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,412
Really? Which ones?
501
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,415
Catapult me into the sun
502
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:04,018
And I'll burn, baby, burn
503
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,120
Oh, yeah.
504
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,960
Johnny Karate?
505
00:21:07,032 --> 00:21:08,192
I thought you said
your name was Andy.
506
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,467
Oh, yeah, it is. I'm also
a children's performer.
507
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:14,403
He played at Joey's
birthday and he's awesome.
508
00:21:14,906 --> 00:21:16,498
Sing Karate Chop Master.
509
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:18,406
I'll do it as long as
your dad sings along.
510
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,234
It's easy.
You'll pick it up.
511
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,913
Karate chop master
I'm a karate chop master
512
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:25,814
And I will karate chop you
513
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:28,719
Chop, chop, chop, chop
Kick, kick, kick, kick, chop
514
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,776
Scott, you sing.
515
00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:32,346
Chop, chop, kick, kick
Kick, kick, kick, kick, chop
516
00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:34,722
No. Just listen to me.
517
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:37,086
Chop and a chop and a
kick-kick-kick-kick chop
518
00:21:37,162 --> 00:21:39,357
And tighten the throat
And chop-a-kick chop
519
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:40,455
Now, your turn.
520
00:21:40,532 --> 00:21:41,658
Chop, chop, kick, kick, chop
521
00:21:41,733 --> 00:21:43,030
Harmony! Oh, my God!
522
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,569
Chop, chop, kick
Chop, kick-kick-kick
523
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:47,798
And a chop and a kick
and a kick and a...
524
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:48,965
No.
525
00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:52,070
No. It's not... You didn't...
I mean... Just listen.
526
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,805
Good evening. May I assist
you with a wine tonight?
527
00:21:55,180 --> 00:22:00,379
Yeah. I'm having fish,
so maybe a full-bodied red?
528
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,309
You know, sir, you
might want to consider
529
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,048
something white to
go with your fish.
530
00:22:04,122 --> 00:22:06,613
No. Red.
531
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,220
And bring some ice cubes.
532
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,385
I like ice cubes in my red wine.
533
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,825
I'll have a glass of your
most expensive red wine
534
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,662
mixed with a glass of
your cheapest white wine,
535
00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:17,031
served in a dog bowl.
536
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:19,794
And silly straws
all around, please.
537
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:22,601
I'll be right back
with my recommendations.
538
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:24,468
He seems to be
keeping it together.
539
00:22:24,543 --> 00:22:27,569
What kind of
monster orders red with fish?
540
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:29,671
I know they're messing with
me and it's just a test,
541
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,477
but have some decency!
542
00:22:32,317 --> 00:22:34,785
Can you hear everything people
say in that conference room?
543
00:22:34,853 --> 00:22:37,981
I've been taking what I thought
were private phone calls.
544
00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:39,723
I've heard everything.
545
00:22:39,791 --> 00:22:42,453
I know all about the car
dealership in Tampa.
546
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,154
If you tell anyone...
547
00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:45,287
Okay.
548
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,492
For you, sir, a light, crisp
Pinot with just a hint of lemon
549
00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:51,127
to bring out the
flavors in your fish.
550
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,727
I brought you a bold Cabernet,
551
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,568
which should still taste
okay when watered down.
552
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,302
And for you, madam, would
you consider this rose?
553
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,709
It's halfway between
red and white.
554
00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:03,247
Thanks very much.
Enjoy.
555
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,312
I think I may have
found my new sommelier.
556
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,512
That was so embarrassing!
557
00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:11,852
We'll have to make sure the wine
cellar at Tom's Bistro is soundproof.
558
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:21,458
That was amazing.
559
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:22,557
That was ridiculous.
560
00:23:22,634 --> 00:23:24,397
That was beautiful.
561
00:23:24,669 --> 00:23:26,864
You're surrendering
to the Earth Mother.
562
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:29,964
Now, stare into the fire and
picture your spirit animal.
563
00:23:30,175 --> 00:23:31,767
I don't know what
my spirit animal is.
564
00:23:32,043 --> 00:23:33,305
Because it doesn't exist
565
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,972
because that's nonsense
because you're an adult.
566
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,182
Baby snow owl.
567
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:41,110
He's right.
568
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:44,417
Our spirit animals connect
us to the natural world.
569
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:48,025
You need to remain
open to their message.
570
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:49,287
Watch.
571
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,800
Welcome back, old friend.
572
00:23:57,469 --> 00:23:58,493
Whoa!
573
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,198
If you really want to cleanse
yourself of that anger,
574
00:24:02,073 --> 00:24:04,837
take that check and
send it into the flames.
575
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:07,538
And up into the air
with your screams.
576
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,479
Do not burn that check.
It is money.
577
00:24:10,549 --> 00:24:12,141
No. Ron is right, Ron.
578
00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:20,618
There, there, baby snow owl.
579
00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,151
You're safe now.
580
00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:30,957
Take it easy, Chipp.
581
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,504
Hey, check it out. Scott Tanner just
posted to the band's old website
582
00:24:33,572 --> 00:24:35,870
that Land Ho is
playing the Unity Concert.
583
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:39,342
People are going crazy. We've
sold 500 tickets so far!
584
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:42,036
God, Andy, that's so great.
You really saved the day.
585
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,274
Especially since I threw
up in that guy's piano.
586
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:45,543
You got it, boss.
We got your back.
587
00:24:46,084 --> 00:24:47,073
Now you need to get home.
588
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:48,780
You and Ben have
some planning to do.
589
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:49,980
Yeah.
590
00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:53,024
You're gonna need
a cage, a water bowl.
591
00:24:53,091 --> 00:24:54,752
Right. Thanks.
You have a good vet?
592
00:24:55,861 --> 00:24:56,850
Tick medicine.
593
00:24:57,529 --> 00:24:59,190
This is him right here.
594
00:25:00,465 --> 00:25:02,865
I'll also get out here and walk home.
You sure?
595
00:25:02,934 --> 00:25:06,392
This thing runs on vegetable
oil and bat guano.
596
00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:08,666
Actually cleans
the air as it drives.
597
00:25:08,740 --> 00:25:10,105
Quite sure. Thank you.
598
00:25:12,978 --> 00:25:13,967
Hey.
599
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,941
Thank you for
helping me with my anger.
600
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:21,616
Brother, the greatest
journey you'll ever know
601
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,210
is this one we call life.
602
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,284
You've already
emerged from your cocoon.
603
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:29,722
Now the question is,
will you fly?
604
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:41,530
Yeah, I don't feel any better.
I'm still angry. Damn it.
605
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,502
I don't know why this lake house
thing is driving me so crazy.
606
00:25:45,577 --> 00:25:49,206
Sorry we couldn't help you
work through your problems.
607
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,646
Now, if you'll excuse me,
608
00:25:50,715 --> 00:25:52,148
I've got a lady,
two little girls,
609
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,583
and an infant waiting for me.
610
00:25:54,653 --> 00:25:57,281
It's always nice to see the
kids at the end of a long day.
611
00:25:57,355 --> 00:25:59,789
Really puts things
in perspective.
612
00:26:04,362 --> 00:26:06,694
Oh, my God. Ben, I have
so much to tell you.
613
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:09,859
We got Land Ho to
play the Unity Concert.
614
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:11,359
Whoa! What happened to you?
615
00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:12,425
It doesn't matter.
616
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:15,901
I thought I was upset because
my parents are insane.
617
00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,000
But Ron kind of just
showed me the real reason.
618
00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:21,910
I have so many childhood
memories at that lake house
619
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,814
that, in the back of my mind, I
always pictured taking my kids,
620
00:26:25,884 --> 00:26:27,909
or taking our kids there.
621
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:29,978
I want to start our family.
622
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:33,821
I mean, I know things are crazy,
but there's no good time.
623
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,159
And I want to do it. Now.
624
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:40,197
Well, buddy, I've got
some good news for you.
625
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:51,500
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