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Okay, Jessie! Give me a pop fly!
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I got it... I got it...
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(Groans)
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She got it.
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Hey, nice grab. Thanks. I
learned from watching Derek Jeter.
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Are you a Yankees fan? Of course.
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There are only two types of people.
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Those who like the Yankees... And those
who have made extremely poor life choices.
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You're funny, you're good
at sports, and you're cute.
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I'm Luke. I'm all those things, too.
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I'm Mackenzie. Here's your ball back.
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I wrote my number on it... In
case you want to call me some time.
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Maybe I'll call you soon.
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Maybe I'll answer.
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And maybe when you answer I'll talk to you.
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That'd be weird if you didn't.
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Till then. Okay.
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Hiya, Luke! (Shrieks)
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Creepy Connie!
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Luke, what's the... (Yelps) Creepy Connie!
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Funny seeing you again... I mean, in
real life, and not just my nightmares.
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Luke, I really need to talk to you.
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Connie, I really need to run away from you.
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You understand if I... I get it.
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ But they keep on
pulling me every which way
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie
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♪ My whole world is
changing Turning around
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking the ground
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town
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♪ And I don't want to
let them down, down, down
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ Hey Jessie
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♪ It feels like a party every day
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♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Jessie ♪
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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I can't wait to see the movie
in the park tonight. Me too.
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I heard AstroKlutz is
like the funniest movie ever.
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Actually, Emma, I need you to work.
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We always get a big crowd after
these outdoor movies in Central Park.
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Oh, that's okay, I
really like working here.
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This place is like my tenth home.
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They have nine others.
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I'm cool working the shack alone.
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I've come a long way since you
asked me to marry the ketchups,
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and I hired a wedding planner.
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I can't believe Creepy Connie
is back from boarding school.
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I am sure she wishes
to rekindle our romance.
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Poor thing is probably still
reeling from our breakup.
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Okay, just stay focused.
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You never know when Creepy
Connie is going to strike.
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(Knife flicks) Hi, guys!
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(Screaming)
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Guess who made Friendship Fruit Crumble?
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(Yelling) Die!
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Guys, Creepy Connie
made us a creepy crumble!
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Guys! I'm not creepy anymore!
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Luke, I have extinguished the
torch I once carried for you.
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Uh, it was less of a torch
and more of a bonfire.
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Do you still carry my torch, Connie?
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I'm sorry, you are?
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You must be joking. We
dated for two months.
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Remember when we held hands for 32
and a half seconds on Valentine's Day?
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Still not ringing a bell.
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Well, "creepy" just turned into "awkward."
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Ravi, why don't you go upstairs?
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So that I can find some
proof that Connie and I dated?
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(Laughs) No, no, 'cause this
is getting hard to watch.
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Luke, I came here to warn
you. Mackenzie's after you!
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Mackenzie? You mean the
cool girl I met in the park?
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Mackenzie's not cool. She's
my roommate at boarding school.
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She's a complete weirdo who
is totally obsessed with you.
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Takes one to know one.
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Well, if you think I was bad
when I was crushing on Luke,
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it's nothing compared to Mackenzie.
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At school, all the girls call her Mad Mac.
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Mackenzie's not mad!
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And we just met today. How
could she be obsessed with me?
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Well, I might have talked about
you for 10 months straight...
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Then there was the shrine...
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And the failed cloning experiment.
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But the point is, Mad Mac is after you!
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Okay, Connie, clearly you're making this up
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just to keep Luke from dating another girl.
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Well, it won't work.
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I'm calling Mackenzie to hang out tonight,
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and there's nothing you can do about it.
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Fine, Luke. It's your funeral.
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No! What if Connie poisoned it?
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You're right. We should
serve it to Bertram first.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Emma! You've gotta take a five minute
break to watch the end of this movie.
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I don't know... Come on!
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Okay, I'm in.
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I've only had two customers
since the movie started anyway,
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and one of them just
wanted to use our bathroom.
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You don't have a bathroom. I know.
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Don't walk behind the building.
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I'm really glad you invited me
over, Luke, but you seem kinda edgy.
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Sorry.
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There's this girl who has a creepy obsession
with me, and she keeps breaking in.
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Note to self, get a
lock for the dumbwaiter.
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Oh, you must mean Connie. She's
my roommate at boarding school.
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Wait, so you do know her? I thought she
made that up to get between you and me.
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Oh, don't be silly. Connie
wouldn't come between us.
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She's totally over you. She even took
down her shrine to you last month.
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Oh. But don't worry...
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I dug it out of the trash.
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Oh.
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I, uh... I wasn't worried...
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But I'm starting to get there now.
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I made this for you. Try it on.
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How nice of you. Are these pearls?
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No, they're my baby teeth.
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(Shrieks)
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Aw, you don't like that one?
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I guess I'll have to make you another.
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Connie was telling the
truth! You really are mad!
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Mad about you!
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We were meant to be together.
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I will never leave your side.
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The only question is...
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Which wrist do you want the handcuff on?
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Right or left?
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Excellent question...
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Let me think about... (Yelling) Help!
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CONNIE: I'll save you, Luke!
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Connie? Mac!
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(Both yelling and grunting)
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(Screaming)
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(Handcuffs clicking)
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I've been wanting to do that ever since
you snagged the top bunk in our dorm room.
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Connie! I knew you were still after Luke!
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A creepy leopard doesn't
change its creepy spots!
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No, you're wrong! Connie's
the one who saved me!
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Mackenzie really is Mad Mac!
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Is it mad to want to handcuff
myself to the love of my life
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so we never spend a moment apart?
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Yes! Of course!
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I see where you're coming from, but yeah.
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Nothing can keep us apart!
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Connie, my bag, please.
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By the way, I really love your sweater.
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I'll be back!
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Believe it or not, this isn't the first
time I've had to open a door this way.
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Oh, we believe it.
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What do they put in the
water at your boarding school?
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(Laughing)
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That movie was hilarious.
An astronaut buddy-cop movie.
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Who says Hollywood is out of fresh ideas?
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Oh, no, look!
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I can't believe I left this
place alone for five minutes
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and all the food got stolen.
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I know, crazy.
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If you can't trust New Yorkers at night
in Central Park, who can you trust?
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Connie, thank you for coming to my rescue.
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Yeah, I'm almost glad you
broke into the penthouse...
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Again.
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How do you get in here so easily?
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Well, I could tell you, but
then I'd have to end you.
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Sorry if that came off as creepy.
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You know, sometimes I
just can't help myself.
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(Cell phone beeps)
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Ugh. Mad Mac tagged me in a video post.
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Hi, Luke.
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So sad that Connie
interrupted our date earlier.
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Can't wait to finish what we started.
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Soon you'll be mine...
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Forever! (Cackles)
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On top of everything else, she's one of
those people with a really annoying laugh.
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Wait, are those my shoes?
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And my skateboard?
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And that's my half-eaten calzone from
last week! All those things are...
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Under my bed!
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Do you know what this means? The
video is coming from inside the house!
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Is that my diary?
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Uh, not everything is about you, Jessie!
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Mad Mac is upstairs!
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I'll get her, Luke!
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Dibs on the calzone! Dibs on my diary!
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No sign of Mad Mac. (Sniffing)
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But I can still smell her evil stench.
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Oh, I think that's just
my dirty gym clothes.
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(Sniffs) (Gags)
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Guys, look! The window's open.
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She couldn't have gone out the window,
we're, like, 30 stories up! Unless...
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Mad Mac is Batman.
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What did you ever see in him?
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(Door slams)
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(Gasps)
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(Reading)
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Connie, please, protect me forever!
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I'm here for you, Luke.
Jessie, I'll keep an eye on him.
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You clear the penthouse,
then go down to the lobby
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and do a perimeter search of the building.
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00:10:12,783 --> 00:10:14,717
Here... Take this.
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Oh, walkie-talkies! Fun!
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00:10:18,055 --> 00:10:19,856
Roger, roger. Copy that, good buddy.
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00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:21,024
Breaker, breaker. Got your ears on?
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00:10:21,058 --> 00:10:22,025
Ten-four. What's your handle?
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Focus! I'm being hunted here!
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So, Connie,
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I am going to show you this
scrapbook I kept of our time together,
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and prove we dated.
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Look, if there's anyone who knows
about delusional relationships it's me,
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but we never happened, guy.
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Oh, we happened! Look!
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A ticket stub from that Mumford
& Sons concert I took you to.
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RAVI: A doodle you did on a napkin.
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A lock of your hair... I
gave you a lock of my hair?
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It is not important how I got it...
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Can you take him with you?
He's starting to creep me out.
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He's starting to creep you out?
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You dressed as Luke for Halloween...
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And stayed that way till Christmas.
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(People clamoring)
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This is terrible!
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Boomer trusted me, and now all
we have to feed this starving mob
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are ketchup packets and lettuce!
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And Bertram! We can slather him in
ketchup, to buy ourselves some time!
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Remind me never to crash-land
in the Andes with you.
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00:11:26,824 --> 00:11:28,725
(Gasps) I know how we can still make money!
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Let's do what they do at those fancy
restaurants Mom and Dad take us to,
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where they serve small
portions of weird food.
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I hate those places. Their menus
don't even have mazes on them!
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Excuse me, ma'am, can I interest
you in a petite leafwich?
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It's the latest culinary craze.
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Fresh lettuce in a lettuce bun finished with
a dollop of our house made tomato confit.
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We don't have tomato
confit! But we have ketchup.
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Hey, Emma, if it helps, I found
a potato chip under the counter.
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No, you found...
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Forty pommes chipettes.
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Bon appetit! That's French for $11, please!
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Connie, no sign of Mad Mac down here.
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We're on our way back up. Over.
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(Walkie-talkie screeching)
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Connie?
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(Loud thud)
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00:12:20,944 --> 00:12:22,645
Well, that was ominous.
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Call Tony and see what is going on.
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What... (Gasps)
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Oh, no, my battery's gone!
246
00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:31,921
Mad Mac must have done this.
She's gonna make her move.
247
00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:34,724
We have to get back up to
the penthouse and save Luke!
248
00:12:35,692 --> 00:12:36,959
Mine is gone, too!
249
00:12:36,994 --> 00:12:39,662
No wonder I have not received any calls.
250
00:12:39,797 --> 00:12:41,030
Yeah... That's why.
251
00:12:43,934 --> 00:12:45,067
Connie!
252
00:12:45,969 --> 00:12:47,770
Where are you?
253
00:12:47,805 --> 00:12:49,939
CONNIE: Luke! Help! Mac's got me!
254
00:12:53,644 --> 00:12:54,677
Connie?
255
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:55,878
Hiya, Lukie-Pookie!
256
00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,046
(Door slams)
257
00:12:57,915 --> 00:13:00,783
Welcome to our wedding!
258
00:13:00,818 --> 00:13:02,018
(Screaming)
259
00:13:03,687 --> 00:13:04,954
I understand.
260
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,989
I'm too am disappointed that
some of your mannequin family
261
00:13:07,024 --> 00:13:09,559
didn't fly in for our special day.
262
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,305
Connie, you said you were over me.
263
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:22,407
Nothing out here says "over me!"
264
00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:26,545
Don't you shout at me in
front of the relatives.
265
00:13:27,413 --> 00:13:29,414
Hey, Luke! (Gasps) Mad Mac!
266
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:32,217
Connie is trying to get me all to herself.
267
00:13:32,252 --> 00:13:33,519
Maybe you two should fight over me.
268
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:37,189
Leaving me time to escape,
after I watch for a second.
269
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:41,326
Get a clue. This was all a set-up.
270
00:13:41,461 --> 00:13:43,262
Connie was never my roommate.
271
00:13:43,429 --> 00:13:45,397
And, quite frankly, you're not my type.
272
00:13:46,699 --> 00:13:50,369
Wait, so you were just pretending
to like me the whole time?
273
00:13:51,404 --> 00:13:53,505
I don't get it. You
see the freckles, right?
274
00:13:55,308 --> 00:13:57,643
Luke, Mac is an actress that I hired
275
00:13:57,677 --> 00:14:01,246
to scare you right into
my waiting, loving arms.
276
00:14:02,448 --> 00:14:03,615
I also sing.
277
00:14:05,418 --> 00:14:08,187
Mostly sweet-sixteens.
The occasional quinceanera.
278
00:14:09,355 --> 00:14:13,292
Well, time to settle
up. My day rate is $550
279
00:14:13,326 --> 00:14:15,327
and I was out of pocket
for the handcuffs...
280
00:14:15,361 --> 00:14:17,329
So, let's call it an even $600.
281
00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:20,499
$650 and I won't tell anyone
where you got those baby teeth.
282
00:14:22,535 --> 00:14:25,470
How about I just tie you up instead?
283
00:14:25,638 --> 00:14:27,439
Never mind, $600 is good.
284
00:14:29,375 --> 00:14:33,245
The fact is, Connie and I actually
ended our romance on good terms.
285
00:14:35,215 --> 00:14:37,349
And now she claims she
does not even remember me?
286
00:14:38,751 --> 00:14:42,221
Well, forget that noise! I want
my Mumford & Sons concert T back!
287
00:14:44,224 --> 00:14:46,191
Ravi, get over it! Connie clearly has.
288
00:14:46,659 --> 00:14:49,328
Okay, great! Now pull yourself up!
289
00:14:49,629 --> 00:14:53,365
Apparently you are not familiar
with my lack of upper body strength.
290
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:57,936
Now push me up.
291
00:14:57,971 --> 00:15:01,506
Apparently you are not familiar with
my lack of lower body strength either.
292
00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:10,549
Please let me go! I
promise I won't tell anyone.
293
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:11,617
CONNIE: You're not going anywhere.
294
00:15:12,285 --> 00:15:14,253
You need to be a witness at our wedding.
295
00:15:14,554 --> 00:15:18,156
That's not fair! If your groom
doesn't have to stay, then why do I?
296
00:15:19,292 --> 00:15:22,194
Ooh, I like a guy who plays hard to get.
297
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:23,195
(Struggling)
298
00:15:24,564 --> 00:15:26,598
Man, I really should've gone to the
bathroom before I came over here.
299
00:15:30,403 --> 00:15:31,570
Whoa!
300
00:15:33,606 --> 00:15:35,407
What are you doing, Schmoopy?
301
00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:38,377
Wishing I had a parachute.
302
00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:42,414
(Yelling)
303
00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:47,619
(Reading)
304
00:15:49,322 --> 00:15:51,556
She's creepy and a general contractor?
305
00:15:56,663 --> 00:15:59,298
For our kids, I'm thinking
Hermione for a girl,
306
00:15:59,332 --> 00:16:01,433
and Lukie-Pookie, Jr. for a boy.
307
00:16:01,467 --> 00:16:03,335
(Screaming)
308
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:08,573
We did it! Celebratory confit?
309
00:16:12,378 --> 00:16:13,412
ALL: Mmm!
310
00:16:13,579 --> 00:16:15,280
Smooth.
311
00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:18,750
Emma?
312
00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:21,453
Why does it look like my shack
went 30 rounds with a tornado?
313
00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:26,558
I promise I can explain.
It was... It was...
314
00:16:26,592 --> 00:16:29,394
Uh, trolls! Trolls did it!
315
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:34,433
You know, they're not as cute and innocent
as they look on the end of a pencil.
316
00:16:35,335 --> 00:16:37,636
Thanks, Zuri... But the truth is,
317
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:41,373
I left the shack unattended for
just five minutes to watch a movie,
318
00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,374
and it got robbed.
319
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:46,345
In Emma's defense, it was a
hilarious last five minutes.
320
00:16:46,379 --> 00:16:48,280
(Chuckling)
321
00:16:48,314 --> 00:16:50,182
Although not so hilarious now.
322
00:16:51,417 --> 00:16:55,253
Boomer, I am really sorry.
I know I made a huge mistake.
323
00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:57,255
But I tried to fix it... No!
324
00:16:57,690 --> 00:17:00,225
The mistake was mine for trusting you.
325
00:17:00,593 --> 00:17:02,194
You're fired.
326
00:17:02,462 --> 00:17:04,596
But... But I really love this job.
327
00:17:06,399 --> 00:17:08,433
Can't you just give me
another chance? Nope.
328
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:11,236
Life is like boxing,
you only get one chance.
329
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,372
But what about re-matches?
330
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:18,143
Okay, so it's nothing like boxing. Just go.
331
00:17:21,514 --> 00:17:24,583
FYI, you just wiped away a side
order of pommes chipettes.
332
00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:26,485
Kiss that four bucks good-bye.
333
00:17:37,563 --> 00:17:39,464
Lukie-Pookie?
334
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,502
Come out, come out, wherever you are.
335
00:17:45,238 --> 00:17:50,175
Surely you wouldn't be stupid
enough to hide in... The closet!
336
00:17:53,212 --> 00:17:54,579
Luke,
337
00:17:56,582 --> 00:17:58,383
where are you?
338
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:03,255
We need to discuss whether we're gonna
send our kids to public or private school.
339
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,531
(Clattering) (Gasps)
340
00:18:12,565 --> 00:18:14,199
(Laser firing noises)
341
00:18:15,168 --> 00:18:16,134
Shh!
342
00:18:17,603 --> 00:18:19,571
(Panting)
343
00:18:21,174 --> 00:18:22,140
(Door rattling)
344
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,608
(Screaming) Ow!
345
00:18:25,211 --> 00:18:27,446
Jessie, where have you been?
346
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:31,216
Oh, just climbing up an elevator shaft
to save you from that psycho Mad Mac.
347
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,318
You know, typical boring Friday night.
348
00:18:33,453 --> 00:18:35,554
It's not Mac, it's her!
349
00:18:36,255 --> 00:18:37,289
Hiya, Jessie!
350
00:18:38,758 --> 00:18:41,493
I know it's short notice, but would
you be a bridesmaid at our wedding?
351
00:18:42,328 --> 00:18:44,196
I knew Creepy Connie was still creepy!
352
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,530
My first clue should have been...
353
00:18:45,565 --> 00:18:47,399
Every single thing she's ever done.
354
00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:55,240
Especially this!
355
00:18:58,678 --> 00:19:00,212
Huh.
356
00:19:00,246 --> 00:19:02,414
I wonder if this ever
happened to Nanny McPhee.
357
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:12,557
Mad Mac? What is going on?
358
00:19:13,259 --> 00:19:16,328
Just know, I'm an innocent
bystander in all of this.
359
00:19:16,362 --> 00:19:19,397
And by that, I mean I'm an actress
Connie hired to dupe you all.
360
00:19:20,433 --> 00:19:22,167
Wait, so you mean...
361
00:19:22,201 --> 00:19:26,304
There was an acting gig in my own
home and I still couldn't book it?
362
00:19:26,472 --> 00:19:29,140
Ugh, this is definitely
a low point in my career.
363
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:35,447
Ravi? Hello! I got the elevator working.
364
00:19:36,616 --> 00:19:39,551
And you didn't go get help?
I wanted to save the day.
365
00:19:40,586 --> 00:19:42,387
And how'd that work out for you?
366
00:19:42,522 --> 00:19:45,323
Well, Connie overpowered me and...
367
00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:47,259
Oh, that was a rhetorical question.
368
00:19:48,728 --> 00:19:52,564
Okay, I will get us all out of
this. Everyone is going to be fine.
369
00:19:54,367 --> 00:19:55,600
(Wedding march playing ominously)
370
00:19:58,604 --> 00:20:01,540
♪ Here comes the groom... Oh, no.
371
00:20:01,574 --> 00:20:04,609
♪ I caught him in his room
372
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:09,648
♪ He is a cutie His
name is Lukie-Pookie ♪
373
00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,251
Correction. Luke's a goner.
374
00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:17,455
This is a nightmare. I didn't
even get a bachelor party.
375
00:20:18,558 --> 00:20:21,426
Connie, this has to
stop. You've gone too far.
376
00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:26,331
Another peep from you, and you'll find
out how far my fist can go into your face.
377
00:20:26,465 --> 00:20:28,466
I'm sure you two will
be very happy together.
378
00:20:29,535 --> 00:20:30,502
(Clears throat)
379
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:32,504
I am Reverend Chucky.
380
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,476
We are gathered here today to join this
man and this woman in holy matrimony.
381
00:20:40,346 --> 00:20:45,684
You realize that this is one of the many,
many, many reasons we call you creepy.
382
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:49,621
We actually made a list.
It's 12 pages. Single spaced.
383
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:55,527
If anyone has any objections to this marriage,
speak now, or forever hold your peace.
384
00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:58,396
I object. Me too!
385
00:20:58,431 --> 00:21:00,298
Me three. I still have to pee.
386
00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:03,702
Now, any objections?
387
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,504
(Muffled yelling)
388
00:21:07,239 --> 00:21:09,407
Great! Now, let's get to the good stuff!
389
00:21:10,276 --> 00:21:13,511
With the power vested in me by
the great state of Minnesota,
390
00:21:13,546 --> 00:21:15,313
you see, Minnesota is where I'm licensed.
391
00:21:17,383 --> 00:21:20,318
Get on with it, Chucky! Yeah. okay, okay...
392
00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:24,623
I now pronounce you man and wife.
393
00:21:26,258 --> 00:21:27,492
What... The...
394
00:21:27,526 --> 00:21:28,593
Heck?
395
00:21:29,362 --> 00:21:30,595
(Muffled grunting)
396
00:21:30,630 --> 00:21:34,399
Ah, more guests! You know what
that means... More presents!
397
00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:37,636
Where are you registered?
Bedlam, Bath, and Beyond?
398
00:21:39,338 --> 00:21:42,207
I hope her "something new" is a life coach.
399
00:21:43,409 --> 00:21:45,410
Let's be honest. This is
like the 10th weirdest thing
400
00:21:45,444 --> 00:21:46,478
to happen on this terrace.
401
00:21:47,613 --> 00:21:49,347
Put me down for beef at the reception.
402
00:21:51,617 --> 00:21:54,219
Wrap this thing up, Reverend Chucky...
403
00:21:54,453 --> 00:21:56,287
You may now kiss the groom.
404
00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,689
Don't mind if I do.
405
00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:01,593
You think you're having a
bad day? (Elevator door dings)
406
00:22:01,627 --> 00:22:02,627
I just got fired.
407
00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,430
BOOMER: Emma, are you here?
408
00:22:05,564 --> 00:22:07,632
Ah, we should talk about
what happened tonight.
409
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,267
(Muffled grunting)
410
00:22:09,435 --> 00:22:11,269
Connie? Uncle Boomer?
411
00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:13,171
ALL: Uncle Boomer?
412
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,574
Connie, you release all
these people right now!
413
00:22:16,609 --> 00:22:19,544
You know how much your mom
hates it when you take hostages!
414
00:22:20,346 --> 00:22:23,248
Oh, Uncle Boomer, can't it
wait till after the honeymoon?
415
00:22:23,282 --> 00:22:24,482
(Muffled screaming)
416
00:22:25,785 --> 00:22:27,385
You gotta knock it off. You
have so many restraining orders,
417
00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:31,222
there's basically only three places
in New York City where you can stand.
418
00:22:32,258 --> 00:22:34,359
Oh, okay. You're no fun.
419
00:22:36,362 --> 00:22:37,362
(Grunts)
420
00:22:38,464 --> 00:22:41,232
Connie, I want you to know,
I am dedicating my life
421
00:22:41,267 --> 00:22:42,534
to getting you back for all this.
422
00:22:43,402 --> 00:22:44,469
Right after I use the bathroom.
423
00:22:47,506 --> 00:22:49,107
Ow.
424
00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:52,243
I'm getting you back too, for making
me wear this hideous bridesmaid's dress.
425
00:22:53,446 --> 00:22:57,482
Although, if another role
come up, here's my resume.
426
00:22:57,516 --> 00:22:59,484
Scaring men is one of my special skills.
427
00:23:03,456 --> 00:23:06,291
So, Boomer, we're really
glad you showed up, but...
428
00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:07,425
Why did you show up?
429
00:23:08,427 --> 00:23:11,229
Well, I think I was too hard on Emma.
430
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,264
Consider yourself re-hired.
431
00:23:13,299 --> 00:23:14,632
Really? Mmm-hmm.
432
00:23:14,667 --> 00:23:17,469
Because you realized that even
though I made one teeny mistake,
433
00:23:17,503 --> 00:23:19,337
I'm still the best
employee you've ever had?
434
00:23:19,371 --> 00:23:23,541
No, because people keep asking for a petite
leafwich and I have no idea what that is.
435
00:23:25,010 --> 00:23:27,512
It's a lettuce leaf with ketchup
that we sold for 11 bucks a pop.
436
00:23:28,247 --> 00:23:31,349
Dios mio! You are the best
employee I've ever had.
437
00:23:31,484 --> 00:23:32,517
Thanks, Boomer.
438
00:23:33,219 --> 00:23:34,452
Well, we better be going.
439
00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:40,492
Hey, you still owe me $600.
440
00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:43,394
Sorry, I spent all my money on the wedding.
441
00:23:43,429 --> 00:23:45,330
I love you, Lukie-Pookie!
442
00:23:45,698 --> 00:23:47,198
Good seeing you again, Ravi.
443
00:23:47,399 --> 00:23:49,534
Ha! I knew you remembered me!
444
00:23:49,668 --> 00:23:53,571
I did the whole time. I was just
embarrassed that I had dated you.
445
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,640
It still counts!
446
00:23:57,376 --> 00:23:59,210
Good riddance, Creepy Connie.
447
00:23:59,245 --> 00:24:00,645
Don't call me Creepy Connie!
448
00:24:01,380 --> 00:24:04,549
Call me creepy Connie-Ross!
(Laughs hysterically)
449
00:24:05,584 --> 00:24:08,419
All you single ladies,
get ready for the bouquet.
450
00:24:08,454 --> 00:24:09,787
Oh! Ha!
451
00:24:11,261 --> 00:24:12,614
It's mine. Ha!
452
00:24:12,734 --> 00:24:15,022
Better not take down those
decorations on the terrace,
453
00:24:15,052 --> 00:24:17,252
'cause Jessie's gonna land herself a man.
454
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,282
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