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♪ The Simpsons 25x18 ♪
Days of Future Future
Original Air Date on April 13, 20
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(bubble wrap popping)
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(pop)
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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(yawns)
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(moans)
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(gasps)
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Please let it be a bear
that did this.
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(Homer groaning)
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How much did I eat?
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(groaning)
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Homie, you can't keep
doing this to yourself.
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(scoffs)
I'm as healthy as a horse.
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Horses only live 30 years.
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(mimics a neighing horse)
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(sighs)
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If you could just ease up
on the eating after 3:00 a.m.
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That's all I ask.
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Marge is right.
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I'm gonna walk upstairs,
take her in my arms
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and tell her
my good health starts now!
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Mm-hmm!
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Legs pumping. Blood flowing.
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Two at a time.
(grunting)
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Heart exploding.
(yelling, grunting)
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Ooh. Pepperoni.
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(grunting)
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(wheezing)
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(struggling): All that's left
are clever last words.
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(groans, gurgles)
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♪
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And so we mourn the loss
of Homer J. Simpson.
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Beloved husband, father
and poorly informed sports fan.
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All he did was yell
"traveling" at the screen.
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Major condolences
on your bereavement, dear.
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If, uh... you know, after
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a respectful period of grief
and whatnot, uh...
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yous would like to have some
coffee, please give a call.
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Thank you, Moe.
FRINK: Stop!
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Stop with the wailing
and the gnashing and the aye...
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Homer is not dead!
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I have made a copy.
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I'm number two.
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(moans in excitement)
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You're alive!
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But how?
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Uh, well...
(clears throat, speak gibberish)
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I was able to put Homer's
memories in the body of a clone,
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identical to the original
in every way.
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I wanted to clone a sheep,
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but I needed to start
with something simpler.
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Which he is,
because his brain is fliveck.
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Oh... Dad, you're back!
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Just in time
for my recital.
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Somebody kill me.
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Now, Homie. I hope you use
this second chance
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to live a more sensible life.
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Amen, baby.
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Did you make potato salad
for the wake?
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Yes.
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That man sure loved
potato salad.
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(cracks knuckles)
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Ah, hey, Midge. Uh...
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here we are again, ah?
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Yeah...
(laughs)
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And, oh, uh, here, uh,
my new card.
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(laughs)
Yeah.
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I'm back!
Coming through!
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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I can die all I want.
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Frink's got Homers like
the Tuileries has park benches.
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Huh? I wonder where
I picked that up.
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Oh. I planted a
Western history chip,
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but all you retained were
the places to sit down.
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Nice!
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♪ Letting the days go by
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♪ Let the water hold me down
(grunts)
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♪ Letting the days go by
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♪ Water flowing underground
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♪ Into the blue again
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♪ After the money's gone
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♪ Once in a lifetime...
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Homer, you'll be
all right,
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but, uh, no solid food
for two weeks.
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Aw... two weeks?
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(continuous beep)
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♪ Same as it ever was,
same as it ever was ♪
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♪ Same as it ever was...
(groaning)
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We are gathered here
to mourn the passing of
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yet another Homer Simpson.
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Beloved father,
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precious memories,
local character, et cetera.
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Okay. We're ready
for the crematorium bot.
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(mechanical whirring)
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(pounding)
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HOMER:
Wait a minute!
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(flames ignite)
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(grunting)
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(beeping)
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Don't go far, Cremo.
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Oh, Moe,
are we doing this again?
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You know what? No.
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I'm tired of getting
my hopes up here.
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You and your immortal husband
can go take a flying leap, huh?
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Um, I am so very sorry,
but, uh, this time,
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I could not bring Homer
back to life.
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ALL:
Wha...?
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(groans)
Stupid Moe.
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You just had to act
like yourself,
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didn't you, you jackass?
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All is not lost.
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I was able to download
Homer's brain
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into this flash drive.
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It'll have to do.
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Yo. Where's my body?
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Oh, you used up
all your clones,
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you fat, fat, fat,
reckless, fat pig!
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From now on, you're just
going to be a face on a monitor.
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So, enjoy screen saver mode!
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Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.
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Ooh. Corner.
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Ba-donk.
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Let me just say this once.
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(screams)
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I'm good.
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Hey, kids.
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Want to chase Grandpa Homer
around the house?
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I do!
Yay!
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(Homer and kids giggling)
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After 35 years
of wifely obedience,
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I'm married to
a face on a screen.
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Not exactly fun and games
for me, either, Marge.
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Ooh... Goody Gobble!
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(chomping)
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(whoops)
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Liquid center power-up!
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(chomping)
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(sighs)
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How are you, Milhouse?
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Things aren't great
with Lisa.
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If it wasn't for that squirrel
that eats our bird food,
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we'd have nothing to talk about.
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As I told you when
we talked last month,
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"I've been doing a lot of
charity work for the undead."
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HOMER:
Uh, Marge, excuse me.
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Uh... I think
I need a reboot.
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Just stick the tip of your pen
in that little hole
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and hold it for 15 minutes.
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(click)
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No. I'm throwing you
out of the house.
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You can live
with your no-good son.
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Hey. What did I do?
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Nothing for 30 years.
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You're perfect
for each other.
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No. No. No.
Don't pull me out
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before you click eject.
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That hurts like a mother...!
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So, Dad,
what do you think of my place?
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Son, could you
put me in 3-D for a second?
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(click)
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Why, you little...!
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I'll teach you
to emulate my sloppiness!
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(click)
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Okay, guys.
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Time for you to go
to your mother's.
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Here's your mom's house.
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(rings doorbell)
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(sighs)
Hi, Jerry.
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Hey, Bart.
Great to see you, man.
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How are you?
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Great. Great.
So, I guess you and Jenda
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are still together?
Is she there?
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Oh, yeah. She's just
getting out of the shower.
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Hey, you're looking good, man.
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You been working out or what?
No.
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You're lucky, man.
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I have to hit the gym
like every day,
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or I'm like...
(shrieks)
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(kiss)
Hey, baby.
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Hurry, boys.
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We're going camping
this weekend.
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But our thing was camping.
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Living out of a car
is not "camping."
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(laughing):
That's right, babe. (kiss)
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(groans)
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Bye.
Good-bye, Daddy!
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Take care, Bart.
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Hey. Check's due
on the first,
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whether it's a
weekend or not.
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Dad, if I ever needed
fatherly wisdom, it's now.
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(sighs)
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(roars)
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Okay, everyone.
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Jolly did a great job
standing on her hind legs.
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What does she get?
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ALL:
A goat!
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(goat bleats)
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(crowd cheering)
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Cheer up, Bart.
You're working with dinosaurs.
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(sighs)
I miss my kids.
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Come on.
You're free and sleazy.
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I know some adult dancers
that work with my mom.
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Isn't your mom 87?
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With social security
a thing of the past,
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she can't afford to retire.
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I don't know how that happened
in a senate with 99 Democrats.
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That one Republican
is great at getting his way.
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(zombies moaning)
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Brains.
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Actually, Terrance,
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this is a synthetic
substance.
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Devised for zombie vegans.
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Or "zegans."
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Meh.
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What are you doing here?
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You weren't answering
your phone.
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I was worried you
might have been bitten.
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Oh. Zombies not able
to control selves.
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All we do bite, bite, bite.
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You, sir, am racist.
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I'm sure you're one
of the good ones.
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Not to imply that there are
any bad ones, of course,
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but all stereotypes
come from a place of...
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(groans)
Ow!
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(moans)
Still meh.
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(upbeat techno music blares)
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I don't think
I'm ready for this, man.
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Dude, it's been two years
since the divorce.
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Ooh. I love your perfume.
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Can I smell you later?
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Why don't you smell me now?
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Haw haw.
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Well, that didn't
look so hard.
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You know, at my job,
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I satisfy ladies
even bigger than you.
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Um, I feed dinosaurs.
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Sir, you have to leave.
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You're bumming out
everybody,
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and you have, like,
a goat beard stuck to your shoe.
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Huh?
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(groans)
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One, please.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh?
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Man, that's some
targeted advertising.
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After this procedure,
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you will have total closure
from your divorce.
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How long does this take?
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It'll be over before
I finish this...
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(electrical buzzing)
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...sentence.
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Wow. It works.
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I'm completely over
my ex-wife.
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Do you take
wedding bands as tips?
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Put it in the jar.
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One more injection
in two weeks, and you're cured.
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But until then,
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you may experience some
zombie-ism.
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(chuckles)
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Brains.
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No. Those are just
teaching brains.
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They're like
the plastic sushi
263
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in front of a
Japanese restaurant.
264
00:09:53,632 --> 00:09:56,034
Window sushi fake?
265
00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:57,936
Window sushi fake.
266
00:10:00,906 --> 00:10:03,408
Ay, caramba.
I have moved on.
267
00:10:03,442 --> 00:10:05,410
Hey, passable-looking.
268
00:10:05,444 --> 00:10:07,779
Sorry. I'm just a
little creeped out
269
00:10:07,813 --> 00:10:08,880
by that screen saver.
270
00:10:08,914 --> 00:10:10,281
Nothing to worry about.
271
00:10:10,316 --> 00:10:12,183
He's been frozen
like that for days.
272
00:10:12,218 --> 00:10:15,420
(moaning)
273
00:10:16,489 --> 00:10:18,556
(whistling)
274
00:10:18,591 --> 00:10:20,792
♪ Girls
275
00:10:20,826 --> 00:10:23,061
♪ All I really want is girls
276
00:10:23,095 --> 00:10:25,296
♪ And in the morning
it's girls... ♪
277
00:10:25,331 --> 00:10:28,466
Wow. Now I see why
they call you Miss Hoover.
278
00:10:28,501 --> 00:10:30,435
You must have been
vacuuming for an hour.
279
00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:32,470
Anything to please my man.
280
00:10:32,505 --> 00:10:34,472
So, was it good for you?
281
00:10:34,507 --> 00:10:37,475
"Good" is not a concept
in my culture!
282
00:10:38,878 --> 00:10:40,879
Oh, my God.
We went home with you?
283
00:10:40,913 --> 00:10:42,580
Not just me.
284
00:10:42,615 --> 00:10:45,250
There's Beppo, Boppo,
Emmett Kelly the Ninth,
285
00:10:45,284 --> 00:10:48,386
Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly
and Commodore Tee-hee.
286
00:10:48,421 --> 00:10:49,721
(horn toots)
287
00:10:51,157 --> 00:10:53,958
Brains? Brains?
288
00:10:53,993 --> 00:10:55,260
Garden brains.
289
00:10:55,294 --> 00:10:57,095
(Milhouse grunts)
290
00:10:57,129 --> 00:10:59,564
Spicy Mexican garden brains?
291
00:10:59,598 --> 00:11:02,567
Too much sodium.
(grunts)
292
00:11:02,601 --> 00:11:04,569
Give me your wallet!
293
00:11:04,603 --> 00:11:05,737
(grunts)
294
00:11:05,771 --> 00:11:07,072
(whirring)
295
00:11:07,106 --> 00:11:09,107
(imitating siren):
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
296
00:11:09,141 --> 00:11:11,443
What seems to be
the oopsie here?
297
00:11:11,477 --> 00:11:13,411
(growling)
298
00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:15,947
Yay! I'm fighting crime!
299
00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:16,881
(grunts)
300
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,417
Officer needs backup.
301
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,286
There, back up.
302
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,254
(grunts) Oh?
303
00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:27,058
The old Milhouse would have been
helpless with an asthma attack.
304
00:11:27,093 --> 00:11:29,661
No breathing, no asthma.
305
00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:32,664
I love how you're dropping
all your definite articles.
306
00:11:32,698 --> 00:11:34,532
Brevity soul wit.
307
00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:35,533
(giggling)
308
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,168
LISA:
Uh, what are you cooking?
309
00:11:37,203 --> 00:11:39,204
Nothing.
310
00:11:40,439 --> 00:11:42,340
You know,
Dad really misses you.
311
00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:44,776
Well, I don't
miss his nonsense.
312
00:11:44,810 --> 00:11:46,911
There's a lot of stuff
he blamed on raccoons
313
00:11:46,946 --> 00:11:49,414
that I'm starting
to suspect was him.
314
00:11:49,448 --> 00:11:51,049
Look, maybe I shouldn't
have done this,
315
00:11:51,083 --> 00:11:53,418
but I've got him right here.
316
00:11:53,452 --> 00:11:55,086
Oh.
317
00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:59,791
Sorry, I must have
recorded over Dad.
318
00:11:59,825 --> 00:12:02,794
But admit it. When you thought
it was Dad, you were excited.
319
00:12:02,828 --> 00:12:06,531
It's only natural to miss a man
you buried 127 times.
320
00:12:09,001 --> 00:12:11,903
(classical music playing)
321
00:12:15,941 --> 00:12:18,243
(whooshing)
322
00:12:19,411 --> 00:12:21,913
Hey, Homer, your robot
body finally came.
323
00:12:21,947 --> 00:12:23,381
About time!
324
00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,617
(whooshing)
325
00:12:25,651 --> 00:12:27,185
Huh. Huh.
326
00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:28,386
Hmm?
327
00:12:28,420 --> 00:12:30,655
Hey, where's my junk?
328
00:12:30,689 --> 00:12:32,390
Oh.
329
00:12:32,424 --> 00:12:33,658
Whew!
330
00:12:33,692 --> 00:12:34,893
(doorbell rings)
331
00:12:34,927 --> 00:12:36,661
Hello?
332
00:12:36,695 --> 00:12:38,329
(laughter, whirring)
333
00:12:38,364 --> 00:12:40,532
Oh, you boys
look happy.
334
00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:42,400
Yeah, but
Mom's sad.
335
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:43,902
Jerry moved out.
336
00:12:43,936 --> 00:12:44,969
(Jenda cries)
337
00:12:45,004 --> 00:12:46,437
I thought he was the one, Bart.
338
00:12:46,472 --> 00:12:48,072
I just put in a
saltwater tank
339
00:12:48,107 --> 00:12:49,941
where he could shed
his exoskeleton.
340
00:12:49,975 --> 00:12:53,011
And now when I walk by
it, I feel like a fool.
341
00:12:53,045 --> 00:12:54,913
He's the fool.
You're great.
342
00:12:54,947 --> 00:12:57,215
You're just saying that
because you have to.
343
00:12:57,249 --> 00:12:58,683
I don't have
to say anything.
344
00:12:58,717 --> 00:12:59,884
Believe me, no guy wants
345
00:12:59,919 --> 00:13:02,187
to see his ex
looking hot or being sweet.
346
00:13:02,221 --> 00:13:04,055
Makes him realize
everything he's lost.
347
00:13:04,089 --> 00:13:06,858
Wow. Wow.
You've really grown.
348
00:13:06,892 --> 00:13:08,326
We should have
dinner sometime.
349
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,994
Hey, Dad, can you
watch the boys?
350
00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:12,530
Sure.
351
00:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,433
(high-pitched whistling)
352
00:13:15,467 --> 00:13:17,468
Body, to Moe's.
353
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:23,041
Hey, you're kind of
quiet tonight, Homer.
354
00:13:23,075 --> 00:13:25,076
(belches loudly)
355
00:13:29,281 --> 00:13:30,548
(whirring)
356
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:32,584
(crowd chatter,
gentle instrumental music plays)
357
00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:41,893
You know, this was
a great evening.
358
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,895
(in squeaky voice):
Please enjoy your desserts.
359
00:13:43,929 --> 00:13:46,130
Man, when is that voice
gonna change?
360
00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:48,166
(whimpering)
361
00:13:52,404 --> 00:13:54,639
Suddenly,
I want a different dessert.
362
00:13:54,673 --> 00:13:56,374
But they brought us
little cakes and...
363
00:13:56,408 --> 00:13:57,709
Oh.
364
00:13:57,743 --> 00:13:59,177
Ay, caramba.
365
00:14:00,869 --> 00:14:02,102
(metallic thudding)
366
00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:04,405
Oop, oop, uh, yeah, open
your stance a little there.
367
00:14:04,439 --> 00:14:06,407
Oh! Yeah, that's it.
368
00:14:06,441 --> 00:14:08,442
Do your worst, kids!
369
00:14:09,878 --> 00:14:11,011
(both gasp)
370
00:14:11,046 --> 00:14:12,413
Come on!
371
00:14:12,447 --> 00:14:14,748
Hug your grandpa, boys!
372
00:14:14,783 --> 00:14:16,016
(whimpering)
373
00:14:16,051 --> 00:14:18,786
Threat perceived.
Terminate! Terminate!
374
00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,321
(yelling)
375
00:14:20,355 --> 00:14:21,755
(laughing)
376
00:14:21,790 --> 00:14:24,291
Kids are so afraid
of being terminated.
377
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:26,594
Looking good,
Santa's Little Hybrid.
378
00:14:26,628 --> 00:14:29,029
Father, what am I?
379
00:14:29,064 --> 00:14:30,364
JENDA:
Guys,
380
00:14:30,398 --> 00:14:31,532
sit down.
381
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,367
Our lives are gonna change
a little.
382
00:14:33,401 --> 00:14:35,436
Uh-oh.
This is never good.
383
00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:36,804
This is good.
384
00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:38,958
Your father and I are gonna try
to make it work again.
385
00:14:38,974 --> 00:14:40,274
Like a classic rock band
386
00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:42,543
whose hold-out member
finally needs money.
387
00:14:42,577 --> 00:14:46,380
Wow. Everyone's back together
except Gramma and Grampa.
388
00:14:46,414 --> 00:14:48,749
Oh, I think
that's about to change.
389
00:14:48,783 --> 00:14:50,784
(high-pitched
mechanical whirring and hissing)
390
00:14:52,887 --> 00:14:54,955
Aren't you going
to work, Dad?
391
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,024
One of us has to stay home
with you guys.
392
00:14:57,058 --> 00:14:58,892
And your mom can't quit her job
at Google.
393
00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:01,128
They need my help hunting down
those self-driving cars
394
00:15:01,162 --> 00:15:02,262
that turned evil.
395
00:15:02,297 --> 00:15:04,898
Oh, you passed
another rest stop!
396
00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:07,001
I am not stopping again.
397
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,837
But I had a large soda!
398
00:15:09,871 --> 00:15:11,639
I said get the small!
399
00:15:11,673 --> 00:15:13,474
It was only 50 cents more!
400
00:15:13,508 --> 00:15:15,142
Let's play The Quiet Game!
401
00:15:15,176 --> 00:15:16,410
(groans)
402
00:15:16,444 --> 00:15:19,380
(groans) Now, will somebody hold up
a one dollar bill?
403
00:15:19,414 --> 00:15:20,781
(bellowing screech)
404
00:15:20,815 --> 00:15:22,282
(screaming)
405
00:15:22,317 --> 00:15:23,450
(laughter)
406
00:15:23,485 --> 00:15:25,052
(thunderous footsteps,
audience gasping)
407
00:15:25,086 --> 00:15:28,956
Uh-oh. It looks like we woke
someone up from her nap.
408
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:31,225
(laughter)
409
00:15:31,259 --> 00:15:34,261
Well, now that you're up,
you can do your juggling act.
410
00:15:34,295 --> 00:15:36,930
(low growl)
411
00:15:36,965 --> 00:15:39,500
(laughter)
412
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,435
(sad growl)
413
00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:43,771
Milhouse, you were supposed
to come see me today
414
00:15:43,805 --> 00:15:46,106
for your final
anti-zombie injection.
415
00:15:46,141 --> 00:15:48,609
(groans)
Yes, well, uh...
416
00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,644
But I'm supposed
to be in surgery now,
417
00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:53,280
so I guess we're both
playing hooky. (laughs)
418
00:15:53,314 --> 00:15:56,283
But, Lisa, if you want Milhouse
to return to his old self,
419
00:15:56,317 --> 00:15:58,437
then you'd better bring him in
for that shot tomorrow.
420
00:15:58,453 --> 00:15:59,987
But, Doctor...
421
00:16:00,021 --> 00:16:02,322
(whispering): he's so much more
interesting this way.
422
00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:03,924
(growling)
423
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,794
Ooh.
I see.
424
00:16:06,828 --> 00:16:10,564
Now enjoy the majesty
of our prehistoric past.
425
00:16:10,598 --> 00:16:12,599
(horn toots)
426
00:16:15,503 --> 00:16:17,805
So, that earring I
lost in the teleport,
427
00:16:17,839 --> 00:16:19,339
turns out it's in Florida.
428
00:16:19,374 --> 00:16:20,607
Yes!
429
00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:22,543
That's not a
listening-to-me "yes."
430
00:16:22,577 --> 00:16:23,711
You're watching something.
431
00:16:23,745 --> 00:16:26,046
What? Me?
Oh, that's crazy.
432
00:16:26,081 --> 00:16:27,548
You know, I knew it.
433
00:16:27,582 --> 00:16:30,284
This is supposed to be us time,
and you're lensing a game.
434
00:16:30,318 --> 00:16:32,486
Well, you're not
paying attention to me.
435
00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,055
You're texting.
436
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,726
Yeah, only to complain about you
not paying any attention to me.
437
00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:40,594
If I wasn't paying attention,
438
00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:42,863
then how did I notice
you not paying attention
439
00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:45,399
to my not paying attention? Ha!
440
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:48,168
Oh, I thought this time
things were gonna be different.
441
00:16:48,203 --> 00:16:49,403
They are.
442
00:16:49,437 --> 00:16:50,604
You're four years older.
443
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:53,173
Wow. What does
that mean?
444
00:16:53,208 --> 00:16:55,843
Uh...
445
00:16:58,213 --> 00:16:59,880
Hey, Bart,
what'll it be?
446
00:16:59,914 --> 00:17:02,583
A tall beer and no
judgmental women.
447
00:17:02,617 --> 00:17:04,818
That is so
typical of you.
448
00:17:04,853 --> 00:17:06,353
What are you doing here?
449
00:17:06,387 --> 00:17:08,388
I have to decide whether
to make Milhouse...
450
00:17:08,423 --> 00:17:09,556
(sighs)
451
00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:10,858
...human again.
452
00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:12,960
I even prefer
the way he smells now.
453
00:17:12,994 --> 00:17:15,395
Some meat went
bad in our freezer,
454
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:18,165
and my heart
skipped a beat.
455
00:17:18,199 --> 00:17:22,269
Phoo! You two don't know
what a rough marriage is.
456
00:17:22,303 --> 00:17:23,971
Mom, I got to know.
457
00:17:24,005 --> 00:17:26,673
Once and for all,
what is the secret?
458
00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,376
Why did you stay
with Dad so long?
459
00:17:29,410 --> 00:17:31,879
Until I was eight, I thought
he was a magical gorilla.
460
00:17:31,913 --> 00:17:34,581
Look, life's tough.
461
00:17:34,616 --> 00:17:36,517
It's hard to make it through.
462
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:39,319
The only way I know is
when you make a decision
463
00:17:39,354 --> 00:17:41,989
that comes from your
heart, you stick with it.
464
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,190
(sighs)
465
00:17:43,224 --> 00:17:44,458
Like my marriage.
466
00:17:44,492 --> 00:17:46,059
Or my divorce.
467
00:17:46,094 --> 00:17:49,062
Or my decision to support
Duffman in his old age.
468
00:17:49,097 --> 00:17:51,331
Duffman can still
swing and party.
469
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:53,400
(wheezy):
Oh, yeah.
470
00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:57,371
Wait, Mom.
471
00:17:57,405 --> 00:17:59,873
Does that mean you're
going to take Dad back?
472
00:17:59,908 --> 00:18:02,743
No, I'm going
to join him forever.
473
00:18:04,946 --> 00:18:07,414
(electrical buzzing)
474
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:09,249
(moaning)
475
00:18:09,284 --> 00:18:11,084
(gasps)
(laughs)
476
00:18:11,119 --> 00:18:13,120
Oh.
477
00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:16,490
(electronic beeps,
tune plays)
478
00:18:16,524 --> 00:18:19,326
I can't tell
if that was love, suicide
479
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:21,595
or a... a really boring
video game.
480
00:18:21,629 --> 00:18:25,465
Lisa, your husband
is... fine.
481
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,633
(chuckles)
482
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,168
No residual
zombie-ism whatsoever.
483
00:18:28,203 --> 00:18:29,570
Are you sure?
484
00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:32,506
Watch. I'll just wave this
juicy brain in front of him.
485
00:18:32,540 --> 00:18:34,508
I'm gonna faint!
486
00:18:34,542 --> 00:18:35,976
Hooray.
487
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:38,245
So, Jenda,
I don't know what love is,
488
00:18:38,279 --> 00:18:40,681
but I know what it isn't,
and we're isn't.
489
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:41,915
Yeah.
490
00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:43,383
You're right.
491
00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:45,686
That's why I started seeing
Jerry again without telling you.
492
00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:47,087
Hey, buddy, how,
uh, how you doing?
493
00:18:47,121 --> 00:18:48,655
What?! Oh!
494
00:18:48,690 --> 00:18:49,890
You know what, Jenda?
495
00:18:49,924 --> 00:18:51,091
I'm not even mad,
496
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,393
because I'm finally,
completely over you.
497
00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:54,928
(whooshing)
498
00:18:54,963 --> 00:18:57,397
WOMAN:
...sentence.
499
00:18:57,432 --> 00:18:59,733
Wait. What am I doing back here?
500
00:18:59,767 --> 00:19:00,934
You never left.
501
00:19:00,969 --> 00:19:02,069
Everything that
you experienced
502
00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:03,904
between when I flipped
the switch and now
503
00:19:03,938 --> 00:19:05,939
was just a neural implant
in your temporal lobe.
504
00:19:05,974 --> 00:19:09,443
Uh, you should look
at my profile.
505
00:19:09,477 --> 00:19:11,345
Oh. Uh-huh.
506
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:15,282
It was all a dream,
and now you can go home.
507
00:19:15,316 --> 00:19:16,516
So, you're sure I'm cured?
508
00:19:16,551 --> 00:19:18,185
No more feelings for my ex-wife?
509
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:19,386
I'm positive.
510
00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:21,221
We treat a lot of
people for obsessions.
511
00:19:21,256 --> 00:19:22,456
(electrical buzzing,
whooshing)
512
00:19:22,457 --> 00:19:25,459
It's a whole new day
for Nothing Stu!
513
00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:28,161
Wow. I'm free.
514
00:19:28,196 --> 00:19:29,663
Get ready, world.
515
00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,999
I've got a whole new set
of mistakes to make.
516
00:19:32,033 --> 00:19:33,700
(whistling)
517
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:36,303
Uh, ol' Gil could
use a fresh start.
518
00:19:36,337 --> 00:19:38,005
Weren't you just
in here this morning?
519
00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:40,040
I've had a bad day.
520
00:19:43,455 --> 00:19:46,057
After 35 years
of marriage,
521
00:19:46,091 --> 00:19:48,059
we've finally
gotten it right.
522
00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:50,695
Yes, even my personality
has gotten,
523
00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:54,298
shall we say,
an upgrade.
524
00:19:54,333 --> 00:19:56,868
Oh! That's a bit
of a whoo-hoo.
525
00:19:56,902 --> 00:19:59,403
Indeed.
Lis,
526
00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:01,472
I hope things work out
with you and Milhouse,
527
00:20:01,506 --> 00:20:03,774
but if they don't, I know
just where you should go.
528
00:20:03,809 --> 00:20:05,276
Thanks, but Milhouse
and I are in
529
00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,577
a pretty good place.
530
00:20:06,612 --> 00:20:08,646
Even though he's not
a zombie anymore?
531
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,083
No, that's what happened
in your false memories.
532
00:20:12,117 --> 00:20:13,942
There is no cure
for zombie-ism.
533
00:20:13,967 --> 00:20:14,518
(groaning)
534
00:20:14,519 --> 00:20:18,656
Dead flower
from dead husband.
535
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,424
(sighs dreamily)
536
00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:23,694
And I was a false memory, too.
537
00:20:23,729 --> 00:20:25,096
No, you were real.
538
00:20:25,130 --> 00:20:26,864
Aw, shucks.
539
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:39,010
ANNOUNCER: Next week on Fox Television's
The Simpsons:
540
00:20:39,044 --> 00:20:40,177
Sit down.
541
00:20:40,212 --> 00:20:41,445
You're not going anywhere.
542
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,880
(gasps)
Release the...
543
00:20:43,849 --> 00:20:45,383
It ain't what you think!
544
00:20:45,417 --> 00:20:46,717
I said no mayo!
545
00:20:46,752 --> 00:20:48,486
Ay, caramba.
546
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,820
(laughs)
547
00:20:51,739 --> 00:20:53,740
ANNOUNCER:
One week from tonight.
548
00:20:53,774 --> 00:20:58,774
Captioning sponsored by 20TH CENTURY FOX TELEVISION
and FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
549
00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:20,880
Shh!