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♪ The Simpsons 25x18 ♪
Days of Future Future
Original Air Date on April 13, 20
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(bubble wrap popping)
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(pop)
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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(yawns)
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(moans)
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(gasps)
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Please let it be a
bear that did this.
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(Homer groaning)
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How much did I eat?
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(groaning)
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Homie, you can't keep
doing this to yourself.
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(scoffs)
I'm as healthy as a horse.
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Horses only live 30 years.
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(mimics a neighing horse)
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(sighs)
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If you could just ease up
on the eating after 3:00 a.m.
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That's all I ask.
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Marge is right. I'm gonna walk
upstairs, take her in my arms
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and tell her my good
health starts now!
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Mm-hmm!
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Legs pumping.
Blood flowing.
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Two at a time.
(grunting)
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Heart exploding.
(yelling, grunting)
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Ooh. Pepperoni.
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(grunting)
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(wheezing)
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(struggling): All that's left
are clever last words.
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(groans, gurgles)
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♪
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And so we mourn the loss
of Homer J. Simpson.
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Beloved husband, father and
poorly informed sports fan.
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All he did was yell
"traveling" at the screen.
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Major condolences on
your bereavement, dear.
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If, uh... you know, after a respectful
period of grief and whatnot, uh...
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yous would like to have some
coffee, please give a call.
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- Thank you, Moe.
- FRINK: Stop!
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Stop with the wailing and
the gnashing and the aye...
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Homer is not dead!
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I have made a copy.
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I'm number two.
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(moans in excitement)
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You're alive! But how?
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Uh, well...
(clears throat, speak gibberish)
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I was able to put Homer's
memories in the body of a clone,
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identical to the
original in every way.
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I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed
to start with something simpler.
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Which he is, because
his brain is fliveck.
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Oh... Dad, you're back!
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Just in time for
my recital.
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Somebody kill me.
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Now, Homie. I hope you use this second
chance to live a more sensible life.
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Amen, baby. Did you make
potato salad for the wake?
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Yes.
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That man sure loved
potato salad.
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(cracks knuckles)
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Ah, hey, Midge. Uh...
here we are again, ah?
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Yeah...
(laughs)
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And, oh, uh, here,
uh, my new card.
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(laughs)
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Yeah.
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I'm back!
Coming through!
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(laughing):
Yeah.
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I can die all I want.
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Frink's got Homers like the
Tuileries has park benches.
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Huh? I wonder where
I picked that up.
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Oh. I planted a
Western history chip,
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but all you retained were
the places to sit down.
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Nice!
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♪ Letting the days go by ♪
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♪ Let the water hold me down ♪
(grunts)
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♪ Letting the days go by ♪
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♪ Water flowing underground ♪
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♪ Into the blue again ♪
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♪ After the money's gone ♪
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♪ Once in a lifetime... ♪
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Homer, you'll be all right, but,
uh, no solid food for two weeks.
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Aw... two weeks?
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(continuous beep)
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♪ Same as it ever was,
same as it ever was ♪
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♪ Same as it ever was... ♪
(groaning)
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We are gathered here to mourn the
passing of yet another Homer Simpson.
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Beloved father, precious memories,
local character, et cetera.
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Okay. We're ready for
the crematorium bot.
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(mechanical whirring)
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(pounding)
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HOMER:
Wait a minute!
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(flames ignite)
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(grunting)
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(beeping)
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Don't go far, Cremo.
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Oh, Moe, are we
doing this again?
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You know what? No. I'm tired
of getting my hopes up here.
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You and your immortal husband
can go take a flying leap, huh?
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Um, I am so very sorry, but, uh, this time,
I could not bring Homer back to life.
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ALL:
Wha...?
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(groans)
Stupid Moe.
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You just had to act like yourself,
didn't you, you jackass?
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All is not lost.
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I was able to download Homer's brain
into this flash drive. It'll have to do.
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Yo. Where's my body?
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Oh, you used up all your clones, you
fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!
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From now on, you're just going
to be a face on a monitor.
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So, enjoy screen
saver mode!
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Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.
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Ooh. Corner. Ba-donk.
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Let me just say this once.
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(screams)
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I'm good.
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Hey, kids. Want to chase Grandpa
Homer around the house?
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- I do!
- Yay!
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(Homer and kids giggling)
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After 35 years of wifely obedience,
I'm married to a face on a screen.
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Not exactly fun and games
for me, either, Marge.
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Ooh... Goody Gobble!
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(chomping)
(whoops)
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Liquid center power-up!
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(chomping)
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(sighs)
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How are you, Milhouse?
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Things aren't
great with Lisa.
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If it wasn't for that squirrel
that eats our bird food,
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we'd have nothing
to talk about.
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As I told you when we
talked last month,
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"I've been doing a lot of
charity work for the undead."
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HOMER:
Uh, Marge, excuse me.
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Uh... I think I
need a reboot.
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Just stick the tip of your pen in that
little hole and hold it for 15 minutes.
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(click)
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No. I'm throwing you
out of the house.
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You can live with
your no-good son.
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- Hey. What did I do?
- Nothing for 30 years.
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You're perfect
for each other.
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No. No. No. Don't pull me
out before you click eject.
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That hurts like
a mother...!
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So, Dad, what do you
think of my place?
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Son, could you put me
in 3-D for a second?
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(click)
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Why, you little...! I'll teach
you to emulate my sloppiness!
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(click)
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Okay, guys. Time for you
to go to your mother's.
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Here's your mom's house.
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(rings doorbell)
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(sighs)
Hi, Jerry.
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Hey, Bart. Great to see you, man.
How are you?
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Great. Great. So, I guess you and Jenda
are still together? Is she there?
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Oh, yeah. She's just
getting out of the shower.
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Hey, you're looking
good, man.
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- You been working out or what?
- No.
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You're lucky, man. I have to
hit the gym like every day,
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or I'm like...
(shrieks)
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(kiss)
Hey, baby.
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Hurry, boys. We're going
camping this weekend.
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But our thing was camping.
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Living out of a car
is not "camping."
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(laughing):
That's right, babe. (kiss)
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(groans)
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- Bye.
- Good-bye, Daddy!
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Take care, Bart.
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Hey. Check's due on the first,
whether it's a weekend or not.
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Dad, if I ever needed
fatherly wisdom, it's now.
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(sighs)
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(roars)
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Okay, everyone. Jolly did a great
job standing on her hind legs.
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What does she get?
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ALL:
A goat!
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(goat bleats)
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(crowd cheering)
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Cheer up, Bart. You're
working with dinosaurs.
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(sighs)
I miss my kids.
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Come on. You're
free and sleazy.
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I know some adult dancers
that work with my mom.
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Isn't your mom 87?
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With social security a thing of the
past, she can't afford to retire.
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I don't know how that happened
in a senate with 99 Democrats.
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That one Republican is
great at getting his way.
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(zombies moaning)
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Brains.
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Actually, Terrance, this
is a synthetic substance.
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Devised for zombie vegans.
Or "zegans."
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Meh.
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What are you doing here?
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You weren't answering
your phone.
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I was worried you might
have been bitten.
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Oh. Zombies not able
to control selves.
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All we do bite, bite, bite.
You, sir, am racist.
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I'm sure you're one
of the good ones.
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Not to imply that there are
any bad ones, of course,
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but all stereotypes
come from a place of...
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- (groans)
- Ow!
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(moans)
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Still meh.
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(upbeat techno music blares)
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I don't think I'm
ready for this, man.
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Dude, it's been two years
since the divorce.
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Ooh. I love your perfume.
Can I smell you later?
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Why don't you
smell me now?
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Haw haw.
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Well, that didn't
look so hard.
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You know, at my job, I satisfy
ladies even bigger than you.
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- Um, I feed dinosaurs.
- Sir, you have to leave.
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You're bumming out
everybody,
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and you have, like, a goat
beard stuck to your shoe.
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Huh?
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(groans)
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One, please.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh? Man, that's some
targeted advertising.
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After this procedure, you will have
total closure from your divorce.
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- How long does this take?
- It'll be over before I finish this...
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(electrical buzzing)
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- ...sentence.
- Wow. It works.
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I'm completely
over my ex-wife.
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Do you take
wedding bands as tips?
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Put it in the jar.
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One more injection in two
weeks, and you're cured.
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But until then, you may
experience some zombie-ism.
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(chuckles)
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Brains.
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No. Those are just
teaching brains.
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They're like the plastic sushi in
front of a Japanese restaurant.
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Window sushi fake?
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Window sushi fake.
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Ay, caramba.
I have moved on.
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Hey, passable-looking.
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Sorry. I'm just a little creeped
out by that screen saver.
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Nothing to worry about.
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He's been frozen
like that for days.
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(moaning)
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(whistling)
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♪ Girls ♪
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♪ All I really
want is girls ♪
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♪ And in the morning
it's girls... ♪
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Wow. Now I see why they
call you Miss Hoover.
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You must have been
vacuuming for an hour.
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Anything to please my man.
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So, was it good for you?
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"Good" is not a concept
in my culture!
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Oh, my God. We went
home with you?
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Not just me.
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There's Beppo, Boppo,
Emmett Kelly the Ninth,
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Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly
and Commodore Tee-hee.
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(horn toots)
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Brains? Brains?
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Garden brains.
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(Milhouse grunts)
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Spicy Mexican
garden brains?
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- Too much sodium.
- (grunts)
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00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:08,098
Give me your wallet!
250
00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:09,191
(grunts)
251
00:11:09,217 --> 00:11:10,945
(whirring)
252
00:11:10,983 --> 00:11:12,816
(imitating siren):
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
253
00:11:12,836 --> 00:11:15,114
What seems to be
the oopsie here?
254
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:16,950
(growling)
255
00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:19,348
Yay! I'm fighting crime!
256
00:11:19,385 --> 00:11:20,761
(grunts)
257
00:11:21,386 --> 00:11:23,646
Officer needs backup.
258
00:11:23,665 --> 00:11:24,779
There, back up.
259
00:11:24,804 --> 00:11:26,151
(grunts)
260
00:11:26,176 --> 00:11:27,196
Oh?
261
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:30,663
The old Milhouse would have been
helpless with an asthma attack.
262
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,204
No breathing, no asthma.
263
00:11:33,223 --> 00:11:36,238
I love how you're dropping
all your definite articles.
264
00:11:36,268 --> 00:11:38,265
Brevity soul wit.
265
00:11:38,284 --> 00:11:39,250
(giggling)
266
00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,018
LISA:
Uh, what are you cooking?
267
00:11:41,045 --> 00:11:42,636
Nothing.
268
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:46,196
You know, Dad
really misses you.
269
00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:48,258
Well, I don't miss
his nonsense.
270
00:11:48,264 --> 00:11:50,298
There's a lot of stuff
he blamed on raccoons
271
00:11:50,311 --> 00:11:52,907
that I'm starting
to suspect was him.
272
00:11:52,933 --> 00:11:57,208
Look, maybe I shouldn't have done
this, but I've got him right here.
273
00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:58,466
Oh.
274
00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:03,453
Sorry, I must have
recorded over Dad.
275
00:12:03,476 --> 00:12:06,304
But admit it. When you thought
it was Dad, you were excited.
276
00:12:06,324 --> 00:12:10,202
It's only natural to miss a
man you buried 127 times.
277
00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:14,367
(classical music playing)
278
00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:20,751
(whooshing)
279
00:12:23,249 --> 00:12:25,693
Hey, Homer, your robot
body finally came.
280
00:12:25,719 --> 00:12:26,833
About time!
281
00:12:27,059 --> 00:12:29,261
(whooshing)
282
00:12:29,521 --> 00:12:31,055
Huh. Huh.
283
00:12:31,076 --> 00:12:34,019
Hmm? Hey, where's my junk?
284
00:12:34,467 --> 00:12:36,168
Oh.
285
00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:38,298
Whew!
(doorbell rings)
286
00:12:39,604 --> 00:12:40,360
Hello?
287
00:12:40,380 --> 00:12:42,363
(laughter, whirring)
288
00:12:42,388 --> 00:12:46,155
- Oh, you boys look happy.
- Yeah, but Mom's sad.
289
00:12:46,171 --> 00:12:47,504
Jerry moved out.
290
00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,573
(Jenda cries)
291
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,214
I thought he was
the one, Bart.
292
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:53,775
I just put in a saltwater tank where
he could shed his exoskeleton.
293
00:12:53,799 --> 00:12:56,733
And now when I walk by
it, I feel like a fool.
294
00:12:56,752 --> 00:12:58,379
He's the fool.
You're great.
295
00:12:58,404 --> 00:13:00,817
You're just saying that
because you have to.
296
00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:02,264
I don't have to
say anything.
297
00:13:02,291 --> 00:13:05,691
Believe me, no guy wants to see his
ex looking hot or being sweet.
298
00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,785
Makes him realize
everything he's lost.
299
00:13:07,813 --> 00:13:10,386
Wow. Wow. You've
really grown.
300
00:13:10,392 --> 00:13:11,899
We should have
dinner sometime.
301
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,494
Hey, Dad, can you
watch the boys?
302
00:13:13,507 --> 00:13:15,053
Sure.
303
00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:18,670
(high-pitched whistling)
304
00:13:19,004 --> 00:13:20,981
Body, to Moe's.
305
00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:26,824
Hey, you're kind of
quiet tonight, Homer.
306
00:13:26,852 --> 00:13:27,979
(belches loudly)
307
00:13:32,671 --> 00:13:34,193
(whirring)
308
00:13:34,234 --> 00:13:36,235
(crowd chatter, gentle
instrumental music plays)
309
00:13:43,415 --> 00:13:45,548
You know, this was
a great evening.
310
00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:47,558
(in squeaky voice):
Please enjoy your desserts.
311
00:13:47,587 --> 00:13:49,788
Man, when is that
voice gonna change?
312
00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,162
(whimpering)
313
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:58,193
Suddenly, I want a
different dessert.
314
00:13:58,199 --> 00:13:59,960
But they brought us
little cakes and...
315
00:13:59,978 --> 00:14:01,409
Oh.
316
00:14:01,429 --> 00:14:03,033
Ay, caramba.
317
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,106
(metallic thudding)
318
00:14:08,153 --> 00:14:11,144
Oop, oop, uh, yeah, open
your stance a little there.
319
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,804
Oh! Yeah, that's it.
320
00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:14,655
Do your worst, kids!
321
00:14:16,743 --> 00:14:17,730
(both gasp)
322
00:14:17,751 --> 00:14:20,678
Come on! Hug your
grandpa, boys!
323
00:14:20,714 --> 00:14:22,154
(whimpering)
324
00:14:22,174 --> 00:14:25,252
Threat perceived.
Terminate! Terminate!
325
00:14:25,272 --> 00:14:26,545
(yelling)
326
00:14:26,571 --> 00:14:28,078
(laughing)
327
00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:30,788
Kids are so afraid
of being terminated.
328
00:14:30,797 --> 00:14:33,097
Looking good, Santa's
Little Hybrid.
329
00:14:33,117 --> 00:14:35,286
Father, what am I?
330
00:14:35,895 --> 00:14:37,688
JENDA: Guys, sit down.
331
00:14:37,694 --> 00:14:39,644
Our lives are gonna
change a little.
332
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:41,691
- Uh-oh.
- This is never good.
333
00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:45,175
This is good. Your father and I are
gonna try to make it work again.
334
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:48,873
Like a classic rock band whose
hold-out member finally needs money.
335
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:52,633
Wow. Everyone's back together
except Gramma and Grampa.
336
00:14:52,652 --> 00:14:55,377
Oh, I think that's
about to change.
337
00:14:55,401 --> 00:14:57,849
(high-pitched mechanical
whirring and hissing)
338
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,311
Aren't you going
to work, Dad?
339
00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,164
One of us has to stay
home with you guys.
340
00:15:03,191 --> 00:15:05,093
And your mom can't quit
her job at Google.
341
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:08,441
They need my help hunting down those
self-driving cars that turned evil.
342
00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:11,232
Oh, you passed
another rest stop!
343
00:15:11,257 --> 00:15:13,417
I am not stopping again.
344
00:15:13,443 --> 00:15:16,070
But I had a large soda!
345
00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:17,863
I said get the small!
346
00:15:17,878 --> 00:15:19,825
It was only 50 cents more!
347
00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:21,925
Let's play The Quiet Game!
348
00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:22,768
(groans)
349
00:15:22,781 --> 00:15:23,518
(groans)
350
00:15:23,543 --> 00:15:25,969
Now, will somebody hold
up a one dollar bill?
351
00:15:25,985 --> 00:15:27,129
(bellowing screech)
352
00:15:27,155 --> 00:15:28,662
(screaming)
353
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:30,109
(laughter)
354
00:15:30,122 --> 00:15:31,330
(thunderous footsteps,
audience gasping)
355
00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:34,932
Uh-oh. It looks like we woke
someone up from her nap.
356
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:37,146
(laughter)
357
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:40,422
Well, now that you're up,
you can do your juggling act.
358
00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:43,064
(low growl)
359
00:15:43,323 --> 00:15:45,670
(laughter)
360
00:15:45,685 --> 00:15:47,586
(sad growl)
361
00:15:47,907 --> 00:15:50,087
Milhouse, you were supposed
to come see me today
362
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,535
for your final
anti-zombie injection.
363
00:15:52,548 --> 00:15:55,011
- (groans)
- Yes, well, uh...
364
00:15:55,024 --> 00:15:56,800
But I'm supposed to
be in surgery now,
365
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,864
so I guess we're both
playing hooky. (laughs)
366
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:02,603
But, Lisa, if you want Milhouse
to return to his old self,
367
00:16:02,623 --> 00:16:04,970
then you'd better bring him in
for that shot tomorrow.
368
00:16:04,991 --> 00:16:05,984
But, Doctor...
369
00:16:06,004 --> 00:16:08,518
(whispering): He's so much more
interesting this way.
370
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,108
(growling)
371
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,861
- Ooh.
- I see.
372
00:16:13,099 --> 00:16:16,706
Now enjoy the majesty of
our prehistoric past.
373
00:16:16,729 --> 00:16:18,221
(horn toots)
374
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:26,010
So, that earring I lost in the
teleport, turns out it's in Florida.
375
00:16:26,032 --> 00:16:26,876
Yes!
376
00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:28,854
That's not a
listening-to-me "yes."
377
00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:32,677
- You're watching something.
- What? Me? Oh, that's crazy.
378
00:16:32,912 --> 00:16:36,733
You know, I knew it. This is supposed to
be us time, and you're lensing a game.
379
00:16:36,756 --> 00:16:40,241
Well, you're not paying attention
to me. You're texting.
380
00:16:41,174 --> 00:16:45,180
Yeah, only to complain about you
not paying any attention to me.
381
00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:46,820
If I wasn't
paying attention,
382
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,294
then how did I notice
you not paying attention
383
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,764
to my not paying
attention? Ha!
384
00:16:51,790 --> 00:16:54,724
Oh, I thought this time things
were gonna be different.
385
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,802
They are. You're
four years older.
386
00:16:56,834 --> 00:16:59,449
Wow. What does that mean?
387
00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:02,101
Uh...
388
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,377
Hey, Bart, what'll it be?
389
00:17:06,390 --> 00:17:08,797
A tall beer and no
judgmental women.
390
00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:11,391
That is so typical of you.
391
00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:12,612
What are you doing here?
392
00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:14,999
I have to decide whether
to make Milhouse...
393
00:17:15,027 --> 00:17:15,779
(sighs)
394
00:17:15,799 --> 00:17:17,086
...human again.
395
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:19,368
I even prefer the
way he smells now.
396
00:17:19,394 --> 00:17:24,870
Some meat went bad in our freezer,
and my heart skipped a beat.
397
00:17:24,904 --> 00:17:28,604
Phoo! You two don't know
what a rough marriage is.
398
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:33,025
Mom, I got to know. Once and
for all, what is the secret?
399
00:17:33,045 --> 00:17:35,606
Why did you stay
with Dad so long?
400
00:17:35,635 --> 00:17:38,878
Until I was eight, I thought
he was a magical gorilla.
401
00:17:38,898 --> 00:17:40,766
Look, life's tough.
402
00:17:40,785 --> 00:17:42,773
It's hard to
make it through.
403
00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:45,645
The only way I know is
when you make a decision
404
00:17:45,684 --> 00:17:48,865
that comes from your
heart, you stick with it.
405
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:49,585
(sighs)
406
00:17:49,609 --> 00:17:52,276
- Like my marriage.
- Or my divorce.
407
00:17:52,295 --> 00:17:55,331
Or my decision to support
Duffman in his old age.
408
00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:57,887
Duffman can still
swing and party.
409
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,945
(wheezy):
Oh, yeah.
410
00:18:02,502 --> 00:18:06,226
Wait, Mom. Does that mean
you're going to take Dad back?
411
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,550
No, I'm going to
join him forever.
412
00:18:11,050 --> 00:18:12,553
(electrical buzzing)
413
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:15,232
(moaning)
414
00:18:15,255 --> 00:18:16,873
- (gasps)
- (laughs)
415
00:18:18,528 --> 00:18:20,041
Oh.
416
00:18:20,506 --> 00:18:23,059
(electronic beeps,
tune plays)
417
00:18:23,614 --> 00:18:28,231
I can't tell if that was love, suicide
or a... a really boring video game.
418
00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:31,182
Lisa, your husband
is... fine.
419
00:18:31,204 --> 00:18:32,337
(chuckles)
420
00:18:32,355 --> 00:18:34,602
No residual zombie-ism
whatsoever.
421
00:18:34,634 --> 00:18:35,809
Are you sure?
422
00:18:35,836 --> 00:18:38,738
Watch. I'll just wave this
juicy brain in front of him.
423
00:18:38,752 --> 00:18:41,025
I'm gonna faint!
424
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:42,447
Hooray.
425
00:18:42,460 --> 00:18:44,657
So, Jenda, I don't
know what love is,
426
00:18:44,678 --> 00:18:47,766
but I know what it
isn't, and we're isn't.
427
00:18:47,786 --> 00:18:49,113
Yeah. You're right.
428
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,755
That's why I started seeing Jerry
again without telling you.
429
00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,343
Hey, buddy, how,
uh, how you doing?
430
00:18:53,353 --> 00:18:54,980
What?! Oh!
431
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,074
You know what, Jenda?
I'm not even mad,
432
00:18:57,087 --> 00:18:59,668
because I'm finally,
completely over you.
433
00:18:59,693 --> 00:19:01,157
(whooshing)
434
00:19:01,177 --> 00:19:03,109
WOMAN:
...sentence.
435
00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,351
Wait. What am I
doing back here?
436
00:19:06,377 --> 00:19:08,680
You never left. Everything
that you experienced
437
00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:10,387
between when I flipped
the switch and now
438
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,621
was just a neural implant
in your temporal lobe.
439
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:15,419
Uh, you should look
at my profile.
440
00:19:16,029 --> 00:19:17,976
Oh. Uh-huh.
441
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,462
It was all a dream, and
now you can go home.
442
00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:22,688
So, you're sure I'm cured?
443
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,528
No more feelings
for my ex-wife?
444
00:19:24,555 --> 00:19:27,487
I'm positive. We treat a lot
of people for obsessions.
445
00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:28,597
(electrical buzzing,
whooshing)
446
00:19:28,623 --> 00:19:31,884
It's a whole new day
for Nothing Stu!
447
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:35,918
Wow. I'm free.
Get ready, world.
448
00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:38,296
I've got a whole new set
of mistakes to make.
449
00:19:38,305 --> 00:19:39,709
(whistling)
450
00:19:39,728 --> 00:19:42,682
Uh, ol' Gil could
use a fresh start.
451
00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,335
Weren't you just in
here this morning?
452
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:46,237
I've had a bad day.
453
00:19:51,989 --> 00:19:56,162
After 35 years of marriage,
we've finally gotten it right.
454
00:19:56,188 --> 00:19:59,359
Yes, even my personality
has gotten,
455
00:19:59,378 --> 00:20:02,332
shall we say, an upgrade.
456
00:20:02,587 --> 00:20:05,327
Oh! That's a bit
of a whoo-hoo.
457
00:20:05,356 --> 00:20:06,836
Indeed.
458
00:20:06,861 --> 00:20:09,154
Lis, I hope things work out
with you and Milhouse,
459
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,762
but if they don't, I know
just where you should go.
460
00:20:11,782 --> 00:20:15,002
Thanks, but Milhouse and I
are in a pretty good place.
461
00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:16,929
Even though he's not
a zombie anymore?
462
00:20:16,955 --> 00:20:20,119
No, that's what happened
in your false memories.
463
00:20:20,143 --> 00:20:22,696
- There is no cure for zombie-ism.
- (groaning)
464
00:20:22,718 --> 00:20:26,509
Dead flower from
dead husband.
465
00:20:26,543 --> 00:20:28,277
(sighs dreamily)
466
00:20:29,611 --> 00:20:31,912
And I was a false
memory, too.
467
00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:34,830
- No, you were real.
- Aw, shucks.
468
00:20:44,024 --> 00:20:47,011
ANNOUNCER: Next week on Fox
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469
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:48,324
Sit down.
470
00:20:48,349 --> 00:20:49,582
You're not going anywhere.
471
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:50,336
(gasps)
472
00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:51,508
Release the...
473
00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:53,599
It ain't what you think!
474
00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:55,066
I said no mayo!
475
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,606
Ay, caramba.
476
00:20:56,654 --> 00:20:58,585
(laughs)
477
00:21:00,199 --> 00:21:02,200
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478
00:21:04,386 --> 00:21:09,386
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479
00:21:28,124 --> 00:21:29,246
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