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♪ The Simpsons 25x18 ♪
Days of Future Future
Original Air Date on April 13, 20
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
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Please let it be a
bear that did this.
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How much did I eat?
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Homie, you can't keep
doing this to yourself.
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I'm as healthy as a horse.
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Horses only live 30 years.
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If you could just ease up
on the eating after 3:00 a.m.
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That's all I ask.
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Marge is right. I'm gonna walk
upstairs, take her in my arms
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and tell her my good
health starts now!
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Mm-hmm!
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Legs pumping.
Blood flowing.
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Two at a time.
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Heart exploding.
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Ooh. Pepperoni.
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All that's left are
clever last words.
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And so we mourn the loss
of Homer J. Simpson.
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Beloved husband, father and
poorly informed sports fan.
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All he did was yell
"traveling" at the screen.
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Major condolences on
your bereavement, dear.
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If, uh... you know, after a respectful
period of grief and whatnot, uh...
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yous would like to have some
coffee, please give a call.
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- Thank you, Moe.
- Stop!
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Stop with the wailing and
the gnashing and the aye...
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Homer is not dead!
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I have made a copy.
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I'm number two.
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You're alive! But how?
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Uh, well...
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I was able to put Homer's
memories in the body of a clone,
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identical to the
original in every way.
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I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed
to start with something simpler.
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Which he is, because
his brain is fliveck.
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Oh... Dad, you're back!
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Just in time for
my recital.
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Somebody kill me.
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Now, Homie. I hope you use this second
chance to live a more sensible life.
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Amen, baby. Did you make
potato salad for the wake?
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Yes.
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That man sure loved
potato salad.
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Ah, hey, Midge. Uh...
here we are again, ah?
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Yeah...
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And, oh, uh, here,
uh, my new card.
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Yeah.
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I'm back! Coming through!
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Yeah. I can die
all I want.
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Frink's got Homers like the
Tuileries has park benches.
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Huh? I wonder where
I picked that up.
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Oh. I planted a
Western history chip,
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but all you retained were
the places to sit down.
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Nice!
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♪ Letting the days go by ♪
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♪ Let the water hold me down ♪
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♪ Letting the days go by ♪
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♪ Water flowing underground ♪
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♪ Into the blue again ♪
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♪ After the money's gone ♪
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♪ Once in a lifetime... ♪
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Homer, you'll be all right, but,
uh, no solid food for two weeks.
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Aw... two weeks?
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♪ Same as it ever was,
same as it ever was ♪
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♪ Same as it ever was... ♪
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We are gathered here to mourn the
passing of yet another Homer Simpson.
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Beloved father, precious memories,
local character, et cetera.
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Okay. We're ready for
the crematorium bot.
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Wait a minute!
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Don't go far, Cremo.
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Oh, Moe, are we
doing this again?
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You know what? No. I'm tired
of getting my hopes up here.
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You and your immortal husband
can go take a flying leap, huh?
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Um, I am so very sorry, but, uh, this time,
I could not bring Homer back to life.
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Wha...?
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Stupid Moe. You just had to act like
yourself, didn't you, you jackass?
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All is not lost.
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I was able to download Homer's brain
into this flash drive. It'll have to do.
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Yo. Where's my body?
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Oh, you used up all your clones, you
fat, fat, fat, reckless, fat pig!
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From now on, you're just going
to be a face on a monitor.
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So, enjoy screen
saver mode!
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Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.
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Ooh. Corner. Ba-donk.
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Let me just say this once.
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I'm good.
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Hey, kids. Want to chase Grandpa
Homer around the house?
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- I do!
- Yay!
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After 35 years of wifely obedience,
I'm married to a face on a screen.
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Not exactly fun and games
for me, either, Marge.
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Ooh... Goody Gobble!
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Liquid center power-up!
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How are you, Milhouse?
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Things aren't
great with Lisa.
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If it wasn't for that squirrel
that eats our bird food,
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we'd have nothing
to talk about.
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As I told you when we
talked last month,
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"I've been doing a lot of
charity work for the undead."
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Uh, Marge, excuse me.
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Uh... I think I
need a reboot.
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Just stick the tip of your pen in that
little hole and hold it for 15 minutes.
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No. I'm throwing you
out of the house.
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You can live with
your no-good son.
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- Hey. What did I do?
- Nothing for 30 years.
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You're perfect
for each other.
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No. No. No. Don't pull me
out before you click eject.
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That hurts like
a mother...!
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So, Dad, what do you
think of my place?
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Son, could you put me
in 3-D for a second?
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Why, you little...! I'll teach
you to emulate my sloppiness!
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Okay, guys. Time for you
to go to your mother's.
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Here's your mom's house.
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- Hi, Jerry. - Hey, Bart. Great
to see you, man. How are you?
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Great. Great. So, I guess you and Jenda
are still together? Is she there?
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Oh, yeah. She's just
getting out of the shower.
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Hey, you're looking
good, man.
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- You been working out or what?
- No.
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You're lucky, man. I have to
hit the gym like every day,
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or I'm like...
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Hey, baby.
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Hurry, boys. We're going
camping this weekend.
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But our thing was camping.
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Living out of a car
is not "camping."
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That's right, babe.
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- Bye.
- Good-bye, Daddy!
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Take care, Bart.
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Hey. Check's due on the first,
whether it's a weekend or not.
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Dad, if I ever needed
fatherly wisdom, it's now.
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Okay, everyone. Jolly did a great
job standing on her hind legs.
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What does she get?
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A goat!
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Cheer up, Bart. You're
working with dinosaurs.
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I miss my kids.
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Come on. You're
free and sleazy.
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I know some adult dancers
that work with my mom.
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Isn't your mom 87?
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With social security a thing of the
past, she can't afford to retire.
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I don't know how that happened
in a senate with 99 Democrats.
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That one Republican is
great at getting his way.
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Brains.
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Actually, Terrance, this
is a synthetic substance.
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Devised for zombie vegans.
Or "zegans."
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Meh.
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What are you doing here?
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You weren't answering
your phone.
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I was worried you might
have been bitten.
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Oh. Zombies not able
to control selves.
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All we do bite, bite, bite.
You, sir, am racist.
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I'm sure you're one
of the good ones.
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Not to imply that there are
any bad ones, of course,
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but all stereotypes
come from a place of...
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Ow!
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Still meh.
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I don't think I'm
ready for this, man.
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Dude, it's been two years
since the divorce.
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Ooh. I love your perfume.
Can I smell you later?
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Why don't you
smell me now?
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Haw haw.
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Well, that didn't
look so hard.
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You know, at my job, I satisfy
ladies even bigger than you.
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- Um, I feed dinosaurs.
- Sir, you have to leave.
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You're bumming out
everybody,
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and you have, like, a goat
beard stuck to your shoe.
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Huh?
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One, please.
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Mm-hmm.
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Huh? Man, that's some
targeted advertising.
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After this procedure, you will have
total closure from your divorce.
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- How long does this take?
- It'll be over before I finish this...
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- ...sentence.
- Wow. It works.
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I'm completely
over my ex-wife.
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Do you take
wedding bands as tips?
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Put it in the jar.
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One more injection in two
weeks, and you're cured.
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But until then, you may
experience some zombie-ism.
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Brains.
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No. Those are just
teaching brains.
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They're like the plastic sushi in
front of a Japanese restaurant.
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Window sushi fake?
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Window sushi fake.
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Ay, caramba.
I have moved on.
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Hey, passable-looking.
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Sorry. I'm just a little creeped
out by that screen saver.
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Nothing to worry about.
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He's been frozen
like that for days.
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♪ Girls ♪
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♪ All I really
want is girls ♪
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♪ And in the morning
it's girls... ♪
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Wow. Now I see why they
call you Miss Hoover.
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You must have been
vacuuming for an hour.
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Anything to please my man.
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So, was it good for you?
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"Good" is not a concept
in my culture!
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Oh, my God. We went
home with you?
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Not just me.
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There's Beppo, Boppo,
Emmett Kelly the Ninth,
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Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly
and Commodore Tee-hee.
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Brains? Brains?
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Garden brains.
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Spicy Mexican
garden brains?
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Too much sodium.
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Give me your wallet!
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! What
seems to be the oopsie here?
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Yay! I'm fighting crime!
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Officer needs backup.
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There, back up.
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Oh?
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The old Milhouse would have been
helpless with an asthma attack.
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No breathing, no asthma.
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I love how you're dropping
all your definite articles.
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Brevity soul wit.
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Uh, what are you cooking?
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Nothing.
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You know, Dad
really misses you.
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00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:04,238
Well, I don't miss
his nonsense.
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There's a lot of stuff
he blamed on raccoons
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that I'm starting
to suspect was him.
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Look, maybe I shouldn't have done
this, but I've got him right here.
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Oh.
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Sorry, I must have
recorded over Dad.
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But admit it. When you thought
it was Dad, you were excited.
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It's only natural to miss a
man you buried 127 times.
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Hey, Homer, your robot
body finally came.
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About time!
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Huh. Huh.
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Hmm? Hey, where's my junk?
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Oh.
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Whew!
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Hello?
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- Oh, you boys look happy.
- Yeah, but Mom's sad.
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Jerry moved out.
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I thought he was
the one, Bart.
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I just put in a saltwater tank where
he could shed his exoskeleton.
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And now when I walk by
it, I feel like a fool.
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He's the fool.
You're great.
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You're just saying that
because you have to.
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I don't have to
say anything.
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Believe me, no guy wants to see his
ex looking hot or being sweet.
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Makes him realize
everything he's lost.
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Wow. Wow. You've
really grown.
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We should have
dinner sometime.
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Hey, Dad, can you
watch the boys?
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Sure.
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Body, to Moe's.
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Hey, you're kind of
quiet tonight, Homer.
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You know, this was
a great evening.
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Please enjoy
your desserts.
246
00:14:03,567 --> 00:14:05,768
Man, when is that
voice gonna change?
247
00:14:11,313 --> 00:14:14,173
Suddenly, I want a
different dessert.
248
00:14:14,179 --> 00:14:15,940
But they brought us
little cakes and...
249
00:14:15,958 --> 00:14:17,389
Oh.
250
00:14:17,409 --> 00:14:19,013
Ay, caramba.
251
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:27,124
Oop, oop, uh, yeah, open
your stance a little there.
252
00:14:27,144 --> 00:14:28,784
Oh! Yeah, that's it.
253
00:14:28,806 --> 00:14:30,635
Do your worst, kids!
254
00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:36,658
Come on! Hug your
grandpa, boys!
255
00:14:38,154 --> 00:14:41,232
Threat perceived.
Terminate! Terminate!
256
00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:46,768
Kids are so afraid
of being terminated.
257
00:14:46,777 --> 00:14:49,077
Looking good, Santa's
Little Hybrid.
258
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:51,266
Father, what am I?
259
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,668
Guys, sit down.
260
00:14:53,674 --> 00:14:55,624
Our lives are gonna
change a little.
261
00:14:55,643 --> 00:14:57,671
- Uh-oh.
- This is never good.
262
00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:01,155
This is good. Your father and I are
gonna try to make it work again.
263
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:04,853
Like a classic rock band whose
hold-out member finally needs money.
264
00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:08,613
Wow. Everyone's back together
except Gramma and Grampa.
265
00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:11,357
Oh, I think that's
about to change.
266
00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,291
Aren't you going
to work, Dad?
267
00:15:17,304 --> 00:15:19,144
One of us has to stay
home with you guys.
268
00:15:19,171 --> 00:15:21,073
And your mom can't quit
her job at Google.
269
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:24,421
They need my help hunting down those
self-driving cars that turned evil.
270
00:15:24,576 --> 00:15:27,212
Oh, you passed
another rest stop!
271
00:15:27,237 --> 00:15:29,397
I am not stopping again.
272
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:32,050
But I had a large soda!
273
00:15:32,075 --> 00:15:33,843
I said get the small!
274
00:15:33,858 --> 00:15:35,805
It was only 50 cents more!
275
00:15:35,825 --> 00:15:37,905
Let's play The Quiet Game!
276
00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,949
Now, will somebody hold
up a one dollar bill?
277
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:50,912
Uh-oh. It looks like we woke
someone up from her nap.
278
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:56,402
Well, now that you're up,
you can do your juggling act.
279
00:16:03,887 --> 00:16:06,067
Milhouse, you were supposed
to come see me today
280
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,821
for your final
anti-zombie injection.
281
00:16:08,848 --> 00:16:10,988
Yes, well, uh...
282
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,780
But I'm supposed to
be in surgery now,
283
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,844
so I guess we're
both playing hooky.
284
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,583
But, Lisa, if you want Milhouse
to return to his old self,
285
00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:20,950
then you'd better bring him
in for that shot tomorrow.
286
00:16:20,971 --> 00:16:21,964
But, Doctor...
287
00:16:21,984 --> 00:16:24,498
He's so much more
interesting this way.
288
00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:28,909
- Ooh.
- I see.
289
00:16:29,079 --> 00:16:32,686
Now enjoy the majesty of
our prehistoric past.
290
00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:41,990
So, that earring I lost in the
teleport, turns out it's in Florida.
291
00:16:42,012 --> 00:16:42,856
Yes!
292
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,834
That's not a
listening-to-me "yes."
293
00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:48,657
- You're watching something.
- What? Me? Oh, that's crazy.
294
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:52,713
You know, I knew it. This is supposed to
be us time, and you're lensing a game.
295
00:16:52,736 --> 00:16:56,221
Well, you're not paying attention
to me. You're texting.
296
00:16:57,154 --> 00:17:01,160
Yeah, only to complain about you
not paying any attention to me.
297
00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:02,800
If I wasn't
paying attention,
298
00:17:02,819 --> 00:17:05,274
then how did I notice
you not paying attention
299
00:17:05,288 --> 00:17:07,744
to my not paying
attention? Ha!
300
00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,704
Oh, I thought this time things
were gonna be different.
301
00:17:10,727 --> 00:17:12,782
They are. You're
four years older.
302
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,429
Wow. What does that mean?
303
00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:18,081
Uh...
304
00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:22,357
Hey, Bart, what'll it be?
305
00:17:22,370 --> 00:17:24,777
A tall beer and no
judgmental women.
306
00:17:24,804 --> 00:17:27,371
That is so typical of you.
307
00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:28,592
What are you doing here?
308
00:17:28,605 --> 00:17:30,979
I have to decide whether
to make Milhouse...
309
00:17:31,779 --> 00:17:33,066
...human again.
310
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,348
I even prefer the
way he smells now.
311
00:17:35,374 --> 00:17:40,850
Some meat went bad in our freezer,
and my heart skipped a beat.
312
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:44,584
Phoo! You two don't know
what a rough marriage is.
313
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:49,005
Mom, I got to know. Once and
for all, what is the secret?
314
00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:51,586
Why did you stay
with Dad so long?
315
00:17:51,615 --> 00:17:54,858
Until I was eight, I thought
he was a magical gorilla.
316
00:17:54,878 --> 00:17:56,746
Look, life's tough.
317
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:58,753
It's hard to
make it through.
318
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,625
The only way I know is
when you make a decision
319
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:04,845
that comes from your
heart, you stick with it.
320
00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:08,256
- Like my marriage.
- Or my divorce.
321
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:11,311
Or my decision to support
Duffman in his old age.
322
00:18:11,337 --> 00:18:13,867
Duffman can still
swing and party.
323
00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:15,925
Oh, yeah.
324
00:18:18,482 --> 00:18:22,206
Wait, Mom. Does that mean
you're going to take Dad back?
325
00:18:22,232 --> 00:18:25,530
No, I'm going to
join him forever.
326
00:18:34,508 --> 00:18:36,021
Oh.
327
00:18:39,594 --> 00:18:44,211
I can't tell if that was love, suicide
or a... a really boring video game.
328
00:18:44,234 --> 00:18:47,162
Lisa, your husband
is... fine.
329
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:50,582
No residual zombie-ism
whatsoever.
330
00:18:50,614 --> 00:18:51,789
Are you sure?
331
00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:54,718
Watch. I'll just wave this
juicy brain in front of him.
332
00:18:54,732 --> 00:18:57,005
I'm gonna faint!
333
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,427
Hooray.
334
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,637
So, Jenda, I don't
know what love is,
335
00:19:00,658 --> 00:19:03,746
but I know what it
isn't, and we're isn't.
336
00:19:03,766 --> 00:19:05,093
Yeah. You're right.
337
00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,735
That's why I started seeing Jerry
again without telling you.
338
00:19:07,762 --> 00:19:09,323
Hey, buddy, how,
uh, how you doing?
339
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,960
What?! Oh!
340
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,054
You know what, Jenda?
I'm not even mad,
341
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,648
because I'm finally,
completely over you.
342
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:19,089
...sentence.
343
00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:22,331
Wait. What am I
doing back here?
344
00:19:22,357 --> 00:19:24,660
You never left. Everything
that you experienced
345
00:19:24,679 --> 00:19:26,367
between when I flipped
the switch and now
346
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:28,601
was just a neural implant
in your temporal lobe.
347
00:19:28,632 --> 00:19:31,399
Uh, you should look
at my profile.
348
00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,956
Oh. Uh-huh.
349
00:19:33,971 --> 00:19:37,442
It was all a dream, and
now you can go home.
350
00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,668
So, you're sure I'm cured?
351
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:40,508
No more feelings
for my ex-wife?
352
00:19:40,535 --> 00:19:43,467
I'm positive. We treat a lot
of people for obsessions.
353
00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:47,864
It's a whole new day
for Nothing Stu!
354
00:19:49,285 --> 00:19:51,898
Wow. I'm free.
Get ready, world.
355
00:19:51,911 --> 00:19:54,276
I've got a whole new set
of mistakes to make.
356
00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,662
Uh, ol' Gil could
use a fresh start.
357
00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:00,315
Weren't you just in
here this morning?
358
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:02,217
I've had a bad day.
359
00:20:07,969 --> 00:20:12,142
After 35 years of marriage,
we've finally gotten it right.
360
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:15,339
Yes, even my personality
has gotten,
361
00:20:15,358 --> 00:20:18,312
shall we say, an upgrade.
362
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:21,307
Oh! That's a bit
of a whoo-hoo.
363
00:20:21,336 --> 00:20:22,816
Indeed.
364
00:20:22,841 --> 00:20:25,134
Lis, I hope things work out
with you and Milhouse,
365
00:20:25,153 --> 00:20:27,742
but if they don't, I know
just where you should go.
366
00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:30,982
Thanks, but Milhouse and I
are in a pretty good place.
367
00:20:31,008 --> 00:20:32,909
Even though he's not
a zombie anymore?
368
00:20:32,935 --> 00:20:36,099
No, that's what happened
in your false memories.
369
00:20:36,123 --> 00:20:38,676
There is no cure
for zombie-ism.
370
00:20:38,698 --> 00:20:42,489
Dead flower from
dead husband.
371
00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:47,892
And I was a false
memory, too.
372
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:50,810
- No, you were real.
- Aw, shucks.
373
00:21:00,004 --> 00:21:02,991
Next week on Fox
Television's The Simpsons:
374
00:21:03,031 --> 00:21:04,304
Sit down.
375
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:05,562
You're not going anywhere.
376
00:21:06,341 --> 00:21:07,488
Release the...
377
00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:09,579
It ain't what you think!
378
00:21:09,599 --> 00:21:11,046
I said no mayo!
379
00:21:11,059 --> 00:21:12,586
Ay, caramba.
380
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:18,180
One week from tonight.
381
00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:25,366
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Resync for WEB-DL by Norther
382
00:21:44,104 --> 00:21:45,226
Shh!