1 00:00:01,914 --> 00:00:03,682 See that aspiring model there? 2 00:00:03,766 --> 00:00:06,601 That's me... Deb... until the day I died. 3 00:00:06,719 --> 00:00:08,854 I thought I'd go straight to heaven, 4 00:00:08,938 --> 00:00:10,088 but there was a bit of a mix-up, 5 00:00:10,189 --> 00:00:11,669 and I woke up in someone else's body. 6 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:14,226 So now I'm Jane, 7 00:00:14,310 --> 00:00:18,029 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant. 8 00:00:18,114 --> 00:00:20,198 I got a new life, a new wardrobe, 9 00:00:20,283 --> 00:00:22,617 and the only people who really know what's going on with me 10 00:00:22,735 --> 00:00:25,737 are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Paul. 11 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:27,489 I used to think everything happened for a reason. 12 00:00:27,606 --> 00:00:28,406 Whoo! 13 00:00:28,491 --> 00:00:30,108 Now, I sure hope I was right. 14 00:00:31,303 --> 00:00:35,803 Drop Dead Diva 6x05 - Cheers & Jeers Original air date April 13, 2014 15 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,828 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com 16 00:00:43,806 --> 00:00:45,557 Good morning. 17 00:00:46,859 --> 00:00:49,127 Stacy... are those... 18 00:00:49,228 --> 00:00:51,296 Stella McCartney eco faux riding boots 19 00:00:51,397 --> 00:00:52,731 with sustainable wooden heels? 20 00:00:52,815 --> 00:00:55,466 - Oh, my God! - Aah! 21 00:00:55,568 --> 00:00:58,520 I know. I feel like the world's sexiest gazelle. 22 00:00:58,637 --> 00:01:01,439 You look so awesome. 23 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:02,941 But, you know, you are gonna be a mom soon. 24 00:01:03,025 --> 00:01:05,143 You can't go on crazy shopping binges anymore. 25 00:01:05,244 --> 00:01:07,028 I didn't. Paul did. 26 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:09,114 They look good, huh? 27 00:01:09,198 --> 00:01:10,148 Mm-hmm. 28 00:01:10,249 --> 00:01:12,200 Well, that was very generous. 29 00:01:12,318 --> 00:01:14,419 - Hey, Paul. - Hm? 30 00:01:14,503 --> 00:01:17,589 Do you understand what "unpaid intern" means? 31 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:21,760 For you. 32 00:01:24,263 --> 00:01:25,830 A sumptuous leather two-tone tote 33 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:27,665 that can hold client files, a tablet, 34 00:01:27,767 --> 00:01:29,551 and a fabulous pair of shoes? 35 00:01:29,668 --> 00:01:31,219 With a satin bow. 36 00:01:33,773 --> 00:01:35,774 Well, you ladies have been so nice to me, 37 00:01:35,858 --> 00:01:37,108 letting me crash at your house. 38 00:01:37,193 --> 00:01:38,843 Not freaking out when I accidentally 39 00:01:38,945 --> 00:01:40,896 - shredded your tax returns. - You shredded my... 40 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,231 - I just wanted to show my appreciation. 41 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:44,900 So please enjoy. 42 00:01:46,452 --> 00:01:49,287 So... you want to borrow these sexy boots 43 00:01:49,372 --> 00:01:51,122 so Grayson can slide them off you, 44 00:01:51,207 --> 00:01:53,074 or are you two still just kissing? 45 00:01:53,192 --> 00:01:55,493 You know, there is nothing wrong with kissing. 46 00:01:55,578 --> 00:01:58,696 It can be very romantic and satisfying. 47 00:01:58,798 --> 00:02:00,465 Yeah, if you're 12. 48 00:02:00,549 --> 00:02:03,534 You know what? I'm glad that Grayson is taking his time 49 00:02:03,636 --> 00:02:05,536 because it will be really special 50 00:02:05,638 --> 00:02:08,206 when it finally happens. 51 00:02:08,307 --> 00:02:11,476 I'm just saying it's time to take the kissing up a notch. 52 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,678 - Or is that down a notch? - Mnh. 53 00:02:15,881 --> 00:02:17,649 Oh, my God. 54 00:02:17,733 --> 00:02:19,901 A... a reporter from the "Los Angeles Post" 55 00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:21,319 wants to see me about a story. 56 00:02:21,404 --> 00:02:22,821 That's great, but we were talking about 57 00:02:22,905 --> 00:02:24,555 you and Grayson and s-e-x. 58 00:02:24,657 --> 00:02:26,324 No. You know what? I got to go. 59 00:02:26,409 --> 00:02:29,494 I got to go to work, and I got to break in my new bag. 60 00:02:29,578 --> 00:02:30,662 Oh, my gosh. 61 00:02:37,453 --> 00:02:38,503 Good morning, Teri. 62 00:02:40,289 --> 00:02:42,073 Teri. 63 00:02:43,575 --> 00:02:44,793 Teri. 64 00:02:44,910 --> 00:02:47,012 Professional cheerleader meltdown video 65 00:02:47,096 --> 00:02:48,937 from last night's L.A. Breaker basketball game. 66 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:50,515 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 67 00:02:52,134 --> 00:02:53,351 Okay. 68 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:56,421 Oh! You did that on purpose, you [Bleep] bitch! 69 00:02:58,357 --> 00:02:59,357 Oh, she's a hot mess. 70 00:02:59,442 --> 00:03:00,976 I love when she shoves her finger 71 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,861 in the blond Barbie doll's face. 72 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:04,863 And when she stomped her foot, 73 00:03:04,947 --> 00:03:06,398 and she was like, "you're making me look bad!" 74 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:09,434 - Wow. That's some drama. - And I [Bleep] quit! 75 00:03:13,105 --> 00:03:15,606 Hi. Rosemary Mills with the "Los Angeles Post." 76 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,659 - Oh. - I'm writing a story 77 00:03:17,776 --> 00:03:19,794 on Chelsea Putnam of the Breaker girls. 78 00:03:19,912 --> 00:03:21,279 I'm here to meet Jane Bingum. 79 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,614 Hi. I am Jane. 80 00:03:23,716 --> 00:03:25,884 It's really nice to meet you. 81 00:03:25,968 --> 00:03:28,386 Uh, please. 82 00:03:31,474 --> 00:03:34,592 Our house is close to a DWP substation. 83 00:03:34,677 --> 00:03:36,811 Their access road runs right past our property. 84 00:03:36,929 --> 00:03:38,569 For years, we've complained to management 85 00:03:38,630 --> 00:03:40,191 about employees speeding on the road... 86 00:03:40,299 --> 00:03:41,766 60, 70 miles an hour. 87 00:03:41,851 --> 00:03:43,101 It's zoned for 30. 88 00:03:43,185 --> 00:03:45,070 I take it your complaints fell on deaf ears. 89 00:03:45,154 --> 00:03:46,771 Last month, Holly was nearly run down 90 00:03:46,856 --> 00:03:48,073 while riding her bicycle. 91 00:03:48,157 --> 00:03:49,107 Michael saw it happen. 92 00:03:49,191 --> 00:03:51,326 A guy came speeding around the corner. 93 00:03:51,444 --> 00:03:53,278 She jumped out of the way, and he ran over her bike. 94 00:03:53,362 --> 00:03:55,413 Didn't even stop. 95 00:03:55,498 --> 00:03:57,248 I scraped my knee. 96 00:03:57,333 --> 00:04:00,168 At that point, we decided to take matters into our own hands. 97 00:04:00,286 --> 00:04:02,087 I... rented a cement mixer, 98 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:04,089 and Michael and I installed speed bumps. 99 00:04:04,173 --> 00:04:06,991 The cars slowed down, but then one of the DWP employees 100 00:04:07,093 --> 00:04:09,094 complained to the city, who removed the bumps. 101 00:04:09,178 --> 00:04:12,097 Then the city sent us a bill for their cleanup work. 102 00:04:13,716 --> 00:04:16,667 $75,000. 103 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:18,386 We don't have that kind of money. 104 00:04:18,504 --> 00:04:20,171 Our home has been in the Maxwell family 105 00:04:20,272 --> 00:04:22,390 for three generations, and now the city's saying 106 00:04:22,508 --> 00:04:24,275 they're gonna take it from us if we don't pay up. 107 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,693 They can threaten all they want. 108 00:04:25,811 --> 00:04:27,091 We're not gonna let that happen. 109 00:04:30,032 --> 00:04:32,901 I'm really sorry about before. 110 00:04:33,018 --> 00:04:36,020 Uh, my assistant and I... 111 00:04:36,122 --> 00:04:38,907 sometimes act out popular online videos. 112 00:04:39,024 --> 00:04:42,410 You should see her do the grumpy cat. 113 00:04:42,528 --> 00:04:44,362 Anyway, uh, Rosemary, 114 00:04:44,463 --> 00:04:46,464 why exactly did you want to speak to me? 115 00:04:46,549 --> 00:04:48,833 I had tracked down Chelsea after last night's game, 116 00:04:48,918 --> 00:04:50,919 hoping to write a human-interest piece on her. 117 00:04:51,036 --> 00:04:53,588 When she told me what led to her breakdown, 118 00:04:53,705 --> 00:04:55,757 I realized there was a potential lawsuit. 119 00:04:55,874 --> 00:04:58,876 And we were hoping you'd represent her. 120 00:04:58,978 --> 00:05:00,895 Oh, okay. 121 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:03,881 Uh, well, would you mind waiting for us out in the lobby? 122 00:05:03,983 --> 00:05:05,850 Excuse me? 123 00:05:05,935 --> 00:05:07,435 Well, you have to leave, 124 00:05:07,553 --> 00:05:09,437 or attorney/client confidentiality would be violated. 125 00:05:09,555 --> 00:05:12,557 But I was promised exclusive access to write my story. 126 00:05:12,658 --> 00:05:14,692 I'd like her to stay. 127 00:05:14,777 --> 00:05:16,027 Okay, well, 128 00:05:16,112 --> 00:05:20,064 I just need you to sign this confidentiality waver. 129 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:22,700 - No problem. - Okay. 130 00:05:22,785 --> 00:05:24,068 Great. 131 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,454 So, in this case, please continue. 132 00:05:26,572 --> 00:05:29,707 Well, I joined the Breaker girls this season. 133 00:05:29,792 --> 00:05:32,510 I used to watch all the games with my father, 134 00:05:32,595 --> 00:05:34,379 and I know it probably sounds silly 135 00:05:34,463 --> 00:05:37,248 but cheerleading is what I always wanted to do. 136 00:05:37,349 --> 00:05:39,250 It doesn't sound silly to me. 137 00:05:40,553 --> 00:05:42,770 For months, I've been bullied by the squad... 138 00:05:42,888 --> 00:05:45,890 mostly the head cheerleader, Ally Roth. 139 00:05:45,975 --> 00:05:47,225 And since I'm the new girl, 140 00:05:47,326 --> 00:05:49,627 I figured there'd be some hazing, but... 141 00:05:49,728 --> 00:05:51,896 It's been far worse than I ever imagined. 142 00:05:51,981 --> 00:05:53,948 - How so? - Well, for starters, 143 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:56,568 Ally's always harshing on my body. 144 00:05:56,652 --> 00:05:58,319 When I skipped a voluntary practice, 145 00:05:58,437 --> 00:06:01,406 she left me a message promising to... 146 00:06:01,490 --> 00:06:03,541 "Whip my fat ass into shape." 147 00:06:03,626 --> 00:06:06,461 And then, the other day, I was eating a cookie, 148 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:07,962 and she grabbed it out of my hand 149 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,280 and shoved it down my pants... 150 00:06:09,381 --> 00:06:11,583 said it was going straight to my hips anyway. 151 00:06:11,684 --> 00:06:13,117 Oh, my God. 152 00:06:13,219 --> 00:06:15,420 And then there's the name-calling. 153 00:06:15,504 --> 00:06:18,423 She nicknamed me... "Slutface" 154 00:06:18,507 --> 00:06:21,092 and insisted that the other girls call me that. 155 00:06:21,177 --> 00:06:23,511 They also attacked me on social media, 156 00:06:23,629 --> 00:06:26,598 calling me a ho... stuff like that. 157 00:06:26,682 --> 00:06:28,349 And no one stands up for you. 158 00:06:28,467 --> 00:06:30,568 no, the other girls... they want to be in Ally's good graces 159 00:06:30,653 --> 00:06:32,570 because she assigns the personal appearances. 160 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:34,405 Most people assume that 161 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:36,140 professional cheerleaders are well-paid. 162 00:06:36,242 --> 00:06:38,409 They only make $100 per game 163 00:06:38,494 --> 00:06:40,195 and nothing for practices. 164 00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:41,696 Wow, I had no idea. 165 00:06:41,813 --> 00:06:44,332 Personal appearances are the way to make real money. 166 00:06:44,450 --> 00:06:46,284 Chelsea, have you complained to management? 167 00:06:46,368 --> 00:06:49,587 Yeah, and they said that if I wasn't happy, I could quit. 168 00:06:51,924 --> 00:06:54,292 Okay. Tell me about last night. 169 00:06:55,661 --> 00:06:58,213 Ally intentionally stepped on my foot during our routine, 170 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:01,549 and I... I couldn't take it anymore, so... 171 00:07:01,667 --> 00:07:03,935 I... I lost it. 172 00:07:04,019 --> 00:07:05,019 It's okay. 173 00:07:05,137 --> 00:07:06,938 You know what? Here's the plan. 174 00:07:07,022 --> 00:07:09,006 We're gonna sue the pants off the Breakers 175 00:07:09,108 --> 00:07:11,559 for allowing Ally and her posse to be such monsters. 176 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:14,011 - No. - No? 177 00:07:14,113 --> 00:07:15,697 I don't want the money. 178 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,734 I just want to make sure that future cheerleaders 179 00:07:17,783 --> 00:07:19,817 aren't treated like I was. 180 00:07:19,902 --> 00:07:22,520 Can you sue for that? 181 00:07:22,621 --> 00:07:24,856 Yeah. You can. 182 00:07:24,957 --> 00:07:27,125 And we will. 183 00:07:27,226 --> 00:07:29,494 There's nothing that I hate more than bullies. 184 00:07:36,001 --> 00:07:37,468 Hey. 185 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:39,921 I was thinking maybe we'd do a movie night this Friday. 186 00:07:40,038 --> 00:07:41,205 Yeah. 187 00:07:41,307 --> 00:07:43,474 A movie night. Yeah, that sounds fun. 188 00:07:43,559 --> 00:07:45,009 Or maybe... 189 00:07:45,094 --> 00:07:46,344 I'll bring take-out Chinese 190 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:48,146 and a copy of "It Happened One Night." 191 00:07:50,065 --> 00:07:51,899 It's a date. 192 00:07:57,222 --> 00:07:59,657 Out of my way, intern! Get Stacy on the phone now! 193 00:07:59,742 --> 00:08:01,075 Sure thing, boss. 194 00:08:02,444 --> 00:08:04,329 Got her. 195 00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:06,614 Grayson's coming over Friday night. 196 00:08:06,732 --> 00:08:09,167 - Oh, that's great. - No, you don't understand. 197 00:08:09,251 --> 00:08:12,370 He is bringing Chinese food and "It Happened One Night." 198 00:08:12,454 --> 00:08:13,904 Oh, my God. 199 00:08:14,006 --> 00:08:15,623 That's the same date he planned 200 00:08:15,741 --> 00:08:17,575 the first night he and Deb... 201 00:08:17,676 --> 00:08:19,076 you... 202 00:08:19,178 --> 00:08:20,628 first had s-e-x. 203 00:08:20,746 --> 00:08:23,080 - Yeah. - I am going to go out right now 204 00:08:23,182 --> 00:08:24,081 and buy you some new candles. 205 00:08:24,183 --> 00:08:25,683 No, no, no way. Forget the candles. 206 00:08:25,768 --> 00:08:28,052 Hit La Perla and get me their sexiest lingerie. 207 00:08:28,137 --> 00:08:30,054 It's "go" time. 208 00:08:35,512 --> 00:08:37,313 As general counsel of the L.A. Breakers, 209 00:08:37,397 --> 00:08:40,049 I am authorized to offer your client 210 00:08:40,150 --> 00:08:42,184 a $3,000 severance. 211 00:08:42,521 --> 00:08:43,938 Well, goodness. 212 00:08:44,022 --> 00:08:47,608 What does she have to do in exchange for such largess? 213 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:50,144 Execute this standard confidentiality agreement, 214 00:08:50,245 --> 00:08:51,606 - and we... - No. No, no. 215 00:08:51,613 --> 00:08:53,864 Chelsea has no plans to sell her silence. 216 00:08:53,982 --> 00:08:56,083 Instead, we demand an immediate change 217 00:08:56,168 --> 00:08:58,035 to the way the Breaker girls operate. 218 00:08:58,153 --> 00:09:00,454 Even if your allegations are true, 219 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,456 the team is not responsible. 220 00:09:02,541 --> 00:09:04,208 Breaker girls are not employees. 221 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:05,659 They're independent contractors. 222 00:09:05,761 --> 00:09:08,179 The team management exercises control 223 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:11,132 over all aspects of Breaker girl performances, 224 00:09:11,216 --> 00:09:13,167 so that means they are employees. 225 00:09:13,268 --> 00:09:15,386 And since Chelsea put you on notice, 226 00:09:15,503 --> 00:09:17,772 the team is liable for failing to protect her. 227 00:09:17,856 --> 00:09:20,174 Are you threatening to sue us? 228 00:09:20,275 --> 00:09:22,693 Oh, it's not just a threat. Oh, no, no, no. 229 00:09:22,811 --> 00:09:25,179 See, I plan to depose the entire squad, 230 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,031 and you can bet your little pompoms 231 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:28,515 that we'll be seeing you in court. 232 00:09:34,573 --> 00:09:37,024 Teri... I got to get out of here. 233 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,859 Oh, no, you are not taking lunch 234 00:09:38,961 --> 00:09:40,711 until you un-jam the photocopier, 235 00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:42,296 replace the empty water cooler, 236 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,881 and catch the rat in the file room. 237 00:09:43,972 --> 00:09:45,892 No, I mean I got to leave and find a paying job. 238 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,885 The first bill for my new credit card came. 239 00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:50,838 They want $6,200 by the end of the month. 240 00:09:50,922 --> 00:09:54,058 So that's how you bought Jane that new briefcase. 241 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,677 Please tell me you understand how credit cards work. 242 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,229 There was a dude at the mall. 243 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,765 He was offering a free T-shirt if I signed up for one. 244 00:10:00,882 --> 00:10:01,983 I told him I worked at a law firm. 245 00:10:02,067 --> 00:10:03,384 He said I needed a credit card. 246 00:10:03,485 --> 00:10:06,153 He said I could just buy things and pay for them later. 247 00:10:06,238 --> 00:10:08,055 I didn't realize later would come so soon. 248 00:10:08,156 --> 00:10:10,224 - Have you told Jane? - Absolutely not. 249 00:10:10,325 --> 00:10:12,493 She's constantly accusing me of being irresponsible. 250 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:14,111 I can't imagine why. 251 00:10:14,229 --> 00:10:16,563 My only solution is to quit the internship 252 00:10:16,665 --> 00:10:18,532 and find a paying job as a barista. 253 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:19,917 Or a surgeon. 254 00:10:20,035 --> 00:10:22,036 Paul, if you left, who do you think 255 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,872 would have to un-jam the copier and catch the rats? 256 00:10:24,956 --> 00:10:26,874 - You. - Exactly. So I'm gonna help you. 257 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:29,093 I will send the credit-card company 258 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:32,279 a very strongly worded letter on firm stationery. 259 00:10:32,381 --> 00:10:33,981 Get me the papers that you had to sign, 260 00:10:34,082 --> 00:10:37,084 and I'll try to find a way to scare them into canceling your debt. 261 00:10:37,185 --> 00:10:38,719 You'd do that for me? 262 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,588 For you? Yeah. 263 00:10:40,689 --> 00:10:41,889 And I hate rats. 264 00:10:44,192 --> 00:10:45,893 Ally, you're the head cheerleader 265 00:10:45,977 --> 00:10:48,095 - for the breaker girls. - Yes, I am. 266 00:10:48,196 --> 00:10:49,814 And are you aware of Chelsea Putnam's 267 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:51,765 allegations against you and the team? 268 00:10:51,867 --> 00:10:54,035 Yes. So pathetic. 269 00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:55,736 Her accusations are false. 270 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:59,573 Julie, have you ever witnessed any bullying or hazing 271 00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:01,909 or harassment while being a part of the Breaker girls? 272 00:11:02,010 --> 00:11:04,678 No. Behavior like that would not be tolerated by the squad. 273 00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:08,165 Were you ever told to call Chelsea derogatory names? 274 00:11:08,283 --> 00:11:10,451 No. And I always told her she had nice hair. 275 00:11:10,552 --> 00:11:11,919 Do you recall Ally Roth 276 00:11:12,003 --> 00:11:14,588 shoving a cookie down Chelsea Putnam's pants? 277 00:11:14,689 --> 00:11:16,790 - No. Of course not. - Never. 278 00:11:16,892 --> 00:11:18,959 - Why would she lie? - I have no idea. 279 00:11:19,061 --> 00:11:22,396 Lisa, were you ever encouraged to be cruel to Chelsea Putnam? 280 00:11:22,481 --> 00:11:24,849 - No.- No. - The girl needs help. 281 00:11:24,966 --> 00:11:28,135 Did you ever hear Ally say demeaning comments to Chelsea? 282 00:11:28,236 --> 00:11:29,904 - No. - Absolutely not. 283 00:11:29,988 --> 00:11:32,523 Tell me about the night Ally stepped on Chelsea's foot. 284 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,693 Stuff like that happens in routines. It was an accident. 285 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:37,528 Chelsea's a sweet girl, 286 00:11:37,645 --> 00:11:39,497 but sometimes she can be too sensitive. 287 00:11:45,203 --> 00:11:46,921 Mr. and Mrs. Maxwell 288 00:11:47,005 --> 00:11:49,173 are good samaritans... they're not vandals. 289 00:11:49,291 --> 00:11:51,625 They were just trying to protect their children from speeding traffic. 290 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:53,494 I mean, can't the city just chalk it up 291 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:55,880 as a misunderstanding and forget the 75 grand? 292 00:11:55,997 --> 00:11:57,932 I'm sorry, Owen, but, in this case, 293 00:11:58,016 --> 00:12:00,050 the city Attorney's Office doesn't have that discretion. 294 00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:03,637 Oh, come on. There's always a deal to be made. 295 00:12:03,738 --> 00:12:06,440 Well, I probably shouldn't say anything, 296 00:12:06,541 --> 00:12:09,343 but it turns out that a general manager at the DWP 297 00:12:09,444 --> 00:12:10,711 is good buddies with the mayor, 298 00:12:10,812 --> 00:12:12,847 and he was driving his sports car, 299 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:14,281 hit one of those speed bumps, 300 00:12:14,382 --> 00:12:16,717 blew out two tires, and bent his rims. 301 00:12:16,818 --> 00:12:18,098 And he got the mayor to pressure 302 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,320 your boss to go after our clients? 303 00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,789 Yeah, but, uh, you didn't hear that from me. 304 00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:23,491 Under the doctrine of necessity, 305 00:12:23,592 --> 00:12:24,925 my clients built speed bumps 306 00:12:25,026 --> 00:12:26,827 to avert an accident on an unsafe road. 307 00:12:26,928 --> 00:12:28,863 They cannot be held liable for repairs, 308 00:12:28,964 --> 00:12:30,631 and the lien against their house should be voided. 309 00:12:30,715 --> 00:12:32,883 You do know that traffic control 310 00:12:33,001 --> 00:12:34,835 is the sole responsibility of government. 311 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,371 Imagine the chaos that would ensue if we allowed people 312 00:12:37,472 --> 00:12:39,473 to determine what a safe speed limit was 313 00:12:39,558 --> 00:12:41,208 or where it was okay to make a left turn. 314 00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:43,010 You guys want to go to court and argue necessity, 315 00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,312 go ahead, but you know you're gonna lose. 316 00:12:50,101 --> 00:12:51,602 Thank you so much for meeting me. 317 00:12:51,719 --> 00:12:53,053 - Oh, sure. - I thought it would be nice 318 00:12:53,155 --> 00:12:54,989 to get to know you better for the story. 319 00:12:55,073 --> 00:12:58,275 Oh, well, I'm an open book. 320 00:12:58,393 --> 00:13:00,277 And I wanted to thank you for bringing me this case. 321 00:13:00,395 --> 00:13:01,745 Of course. 322 00:13:01,863 --> 00:13:04,031 How did the depositions go today? 323 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:06,900 The cheerleaders closed ranks, and they gave me nothing. 324 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,120 So... 325 00:13:10,238 --> 00:13:12,456 uh, u-uh, hold on one second. Sir. 326 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:15,042 Sir, can you turn the volume up on the TV, please? 327 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:19,079 ...to be the new face of the anti-bullying movement? 328 00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,549 Well, I think my story proves that 329 00:13:21,633 --> 00:13:23,801 bullies come in all shapes and sizes 330 00:13:23,918 --> 00:13:25,436 and that their actions should not be tolerated. 331 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,254 Did you know Chelsea was going on TV? 332 00:13:27,355 --> 00:13:29,196 - No, I did not. - I hear there's some interest 333 00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:31,392 in your life rights for a book or movie. 334 00:13:31,476 --> 00:13:33,594 Well, that's flattering. 335 00:13:33,695 --> 00:13:35,262 Um, but I just want to focus on 336 00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:36,981 changing the culture of harassment 337 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:38,532 within the Breaker girls. 338 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,267 Thank you, Chelsea, and good luck. 339 00:13:40,368 --> 00:13:43,037 I thought I had an exclusive. 340 00:13:43,121 --> 00:13:44,622 But I guess I can't blame her... 341 00:13:44,739 --> 00:13:46,540 thanks to her televised breakdown, 342 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:47,875 her story's gone national. 343 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:50,777 Anyway, back to the case. 344 00:13:50,879 --> 00:13:53,163 Without the supporting testimony of the cheerleaders, 345 00:13:53,281 --> 00:13:54,582 what can you do? 346 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:57,551 Oh, well, you know, I can always look outside the box. 347 00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:58,886 What do you mean? 348 00:13:58,970 --> 00:14:00,370 The current crop of cheerleaders... 349 00:14:00,455 --> 00:14:02,289 they have a lot to lose if they testify. 350 00:14:02,390 --> 00:14:06,060 So you're looking for a former cheerleader... 351 00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:08,896 perhaps someone with a gripe against the team. 352 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,681 Perhaps. 353 00:14:10,798 --> 00:14:12,633 You already have a witness, don't you? 354 00:14:12,734 --> 00:14:14,468 Well... 355 00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:17,804 Okay, off the record, her name is Barbara Watson. 356 00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:20,357 She is an ex-L.A. Breaker girl who runs this blog... 357 00:14:20,475 --> 00:14:22,243 very critical of the squad. 358 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:25,362 Mm. When do I get to meet her? 359 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,148 Tomorrow in court. She's my surprise witness. 360 00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:29,950 See, that way, we can avoid 361 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:32,419 having the Breakers depose her beforehand. 362 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,255 I am very impressed. 363 00:14:34,339 --> 00:14:36,373 Oh, well, thank you. 364 00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,175 To looking outside the box. 365 00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:46,467 Mm. 366 00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:51,689 Hello, sweetie. 367 00:14:51,806 --> 00:14:53,190 Do my lips look more kissable 368 00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:57,010 in cherry red, flamingo pink, or voilà violet? 369 00:14:57,112 --> 00:14:58,445 Are you on lipster again? 370 00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,514 My date has to go perfectly with Grayson, 371 00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:02,015 and I plan to lead with my lips. 372 00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:03,784 Mm. 373 00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:05,369 Jane, I have bad news. 374 00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:07,020 Uh, Stace, got to go. 375 00:15:07,122 --> 00:15:08,739 Your surprise witness just called to say 376 00:15:08,856 --> 00:15:10,541 she accepted an offer from the Breakers 377 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:13,577 to serve as their international goodwill ambassador. 378 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,413 She's on a plane to Tokyo and isn't coming back until August. 379 00:15:16,531 --> 00:15:19,416 The team must have figured out I was calling her to the stand. 380 00:15:19,534 --> 00:15:20,751 I think I know how. 381 00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,753 Rosemary Mills just published an article 382 00:15:22,870 --> 00:15:25,872 saying that Chelsea's legal team was calling a surprise witness. 383 00:15:25,974 --> 00:15:27,841 "She's described as" 384 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,760 "a disgruntled former Breaker girl" 385 00:15:29,877 --> 00:15:32,062 "with an active online presence." 386 00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,764 She doesn't say Barbara's name, but... 387 00:15:33,881 --> 00:15:36,100 she might as well have printed her address and phone number. 388 00:15:36,217 --> 00:15:38,652 I'm gonna kill Rosemary Mills. 389 00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,220 Excuse me. 390 00:15:40,322 --> 00:15:41,905 A Rosemary Mills is here. 391 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:43,741 She says you're going to court together. 392 00:15:43,858 --> 00:15:45,726 Put her in the conference room, please. 393 00:15:45,827 --> 00:15:46,527 Okay. 394 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,586 How dare you print something told to you in confidence? 395 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,788 I never gave the witness's name. 396 00:15:57,905 --> 00:16:00,574 Do you think their general counsel is an idiot? 397 00:16:00,675 --> 00:16:03,010 You described Barbara in detail, 398 00:16:03,094 --> 00:16:06,180 and they've offered her a bribe to prevent her from testifying. 399 00:16:06,264 --> 00:16:08,415 Can't you just use the blog? 400 00:16:08,516 --> 00:16:10,017 No, it is hearsay. 401 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:12,853 Without Barbara to authenticate it, we'll never get it in. 402 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,356 And since she wasn't on our official witness list, 403 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,425 we can't even charge the Breakers with witness tampering. 404 00:16:18,526 --> 00:16:20,110 I'm sorry. 405 00:16:20,228 --> 00:16:21,945 Oh, really? Are you sorry? 406 00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:24,448 Or was this your way to get back at Chelsea 407 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:27,368 for spoiling your exclusive by doing that TV interview? 408 00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:28,935 I would never do that. 409 00:16:29,037 --> 00:16:30,954 You just did. 410 00:16:31,072 --> 00:16:32,606 You know what? 411 00:16:32,707 --> 00:16:36,660 You stay away from Chelsea and stay away from me. 412 00:16:44,761 --> 00:16:47,012 Teri. I found this letter jammed in the copier. 413 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,631 Paper jams are Paul's responsibility. 414 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,767 The letter is on firm stationery 415 00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:53,635 and addressed to Metropolitan Credit, 416 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,638 signed by a lawyer named "Cassandra Muffintop." 417 00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:58,840 By any chance, are you Ms. Muffintop? 418 00:16:58,942 --> 00:17:00,442 No. 419 00:17:00,527 --> 00:17:02,027 Yes. 420 00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,029 Please tell me you haven't sent this letter. 421 00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:06,949 Not only is it illegal to impersonate a member of the bar, 422 00:17:07,033 --> 00:17:09,985 but if our malpractice carrier found out that a non-lawyer 423 00:17:10,069 --> 00:17:12,654 was giving legal counsel, they'd cancel our policy. 424 00:17:12,739 --> 00:17:14,122 No insurance, no firm. 425 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,991 Of course I haven't sent it. 426 00:17:16,075 --> 00:17:18,710 Great. Please shred it. 427 00:17:21,531 --> 00:17:23,031 - Paul. - Yeah? 428 00:17:23,132 --> 00:17:25,212 - Have you sent that letter yet? - About an hour ago. 429 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,219 Oh, damn it. Do me a favor. 430 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,871 Don't tell anyone that I'm helping you out, okay? 431 00:17:29,973 --> 00:17:30,839 Not a problem. 432 00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,677 We spoke with the city attorney, 433 00:17:35,762 --> 00:17:38,347 and, unfortunately, the law is not on our side. 434 00:17:38,431 --> 00:17:39,898 I'm... very sorry. 435 00:17:40,016 --> 00:17:42,851 We don't have 75 grand to pay off the lien. 436 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,720 What about a second mortgage? 437 00:17:44,821 --> 00:17:46,088 No bank is gonna loan us money 438 00:17:46,189 --> 00:17:47,750 with a government lien on our property. 439 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,392 I can't believe this can happen in the United States of America. 440 00:17:54,747 --> 00:17:57,332 What if you weren't in the United States of America? 441 00:17:57,417 --> 00:17:59,334 We can save our house by moving? 442 00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:02,371 No, no, no, no. Not moving... seceding. 443 00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:04,289 Government entities can seize property 444 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,241 within American borders, not outside of them. 445 00:18:06,342 --> 00:18:08,844 I... if you become your own country, they can't touch you. 446 00:18:08,928 --> 00:18:10,762 I'm not sure I follow. 447 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:12,400 Neither do I. Owen, can I talk to you? 448 00:18:12,415 --> 00:18:15,350 I'm saying that we're going to relocate your house, legally speaking. 449 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:19,438 As of today, you will become the Democratic Republic of Maxwell. 450 00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:20,922 Owen, a moment. 451 00:18:21,024 --> 00:18:23,525 We need to do some paperwork and discuss a constitution. 452 00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:25,227 - Will we have our on flag? - Of course. 453 00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,062 - Mom can be president. - I love it. 454 00:18:27,146 --> 00:18:28,947 Mom can be president. Ed, you can be vice president. 455 00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:30,265 Can this actually work? 456 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:32,150 I don't think it's ever been tried before, 457 00:18:32,268 --> 00:18:34,436 Madam President, but... please excuse us a moment. 458 00:18:34,537 --> 00:18:35,904 Oh. One second. Be right back. 459 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,942 What's the problem? 460 00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:42,628 You just suggested that our clients 461 00:18:42,745 --> 00:18:44,346 secede from the United States of America. 462 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:45,775 Yeah, and I know it's a long shot. 463 00:18:45,798 --> 00:18:48,050 Secessionists are seen as fanatics and instigators. 464 00:18:48,134 --> 00:18:49,255 There could be consequences. 465 00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:50,952 I'm buying us time, Grayson, 466 00:18:51,054 --> 00:18:52,954 and if we win they'll get to keep their house. 467 00:18:53,056 --> 00:18:54,089 We can't win. 468 00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:55,957 Fine. Do you have a better solution? 469 00:18:58,094 --> 00:18:59,428 Okay, then. 470 00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:01,179 Let's go inside and pledge our allegiance 471 00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,015 to the Democratic Republic of Maxwell. 472 00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:10,972 Chelsea, how were you treated 473 00:19:10,990 --> 00:19:12,407 when you joined the Breaker girls? 474 00:19:12,492 --> 00:19:14,142 Like an outsider. 475 00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:16,495 Ally and the others picked on me as soon as I arrived. 476 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,646 Really? How so? 477 00:19:17,747 --> 00:19:19,498 If I sat at their table, Ally would get up, 478 00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,177 and the rest of the squad would follow. 479 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,252 They made fun of my makeup, my clothes. 480 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,654 Ally even told me the wrong time 481 00:19:25,755 --> 00:19:26,988 for the annual picture so I'd miss it. 482 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:29,174 Wow. Really childish. 483 00:19:29,292 --> 00:19:32,127 They called me names and spread rumors online 484 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:33,712 saying I was promiscuous. 485 00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:36,181 I haven't had a date in six months. 486 00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:38,517 And it was your dream to be a cheerleader, 487 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,018 - wasn't it? - Yes. 488 00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:42,187 But I thought cheerleading was about positive energy 489 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:45,774 and raising team spirit, not... picking on the new girl. 490 00:19:45,858 --> 00:19:48,393 Thank you. 491 00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:54,349 You said you haven't had a date in six months? 492 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:56,401 - That's right. - What about your coffee dates 493 00:19:56,519 --> 00:19:58,320 with backup forward Leon Watters? 494 00:19:58,404 --> 00:20:01,356 Objection. Relevance. 495 00:20:01,457 --> 00:20:04,159 Your client introduced her dating history. 496 00:20:04,243 --> 00:20:05,460 Overruled. 497 00:20:05,545 --> 00:20:08,363 They weren't exactly dates, but... 498 00:20:08,464 --> 00:20:10,382 Are you aware of the clause in your contract 499 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:13,034 that prohibits fraternization with the players? 500 00:20:13,136 --> 00:20:14,386 - Yes. - Well, I think 501 00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,304 you hastily filed this lawsuit 502 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,640 because you knew you'd be kicked off the squad 503 00:20:18,725 --> 00:20:21,226 if your inappropriate relationship came to light. 504 00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,728 Objection... argumentative. 505 00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,146 Overruled. 506 00:20:24,230 --> 00:20:26,682 Leon was going through a personal problem, and... 507 00:20:26,766 --> 00:20:28,850 I'm a good listener. I was being a good friend. 508 00:20:28,935 --> 00:20:30,569 Just a friend? 509 00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:33,271 On March 17th, did you meet Leon 510 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:36,408 for drinks at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara? 511 00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:40,495 Yes. 512 00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:41,997 Where did you sleep that night? 513 00:20:42,081 --> 00:20:45,000 Ms. Bingum, don't bother to object. 514 00:20:45,084 --> 00:20:47,869 Ms. Putnam will answer the question. 515 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:50,205 In Leon's room. 516 00:20:50,289 --> 00:20:51,757 And yet you wonder 517 00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:55,127 why you have a reputation for promiscuity. 518 00:20:56,596 --> 00:20:58,213 No more questions. 519 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:06,848 You slept with a player? 520 00:21:06,950 --> 00:21:08,200 It was just that one time! 521 00:21:08,318 --> 00:21:10,903 And I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but it's embarrassing. 522 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:12,420 - What else don't I know? - Nothing! 523 00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:16,241 Look, Leon's best friend died. 524 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,193 I was being supportive, and it turned into something else, 525 00:21:18,294 --> 00:21:20,412 but it was a mistake, and it never happened again. 526 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,165 Chelsea, this undermines your credibility. 527 00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,585 And it gives the Breakers the right to terminate you. 528 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,371 Well, it doesn't give Ally and her posse 529 00:21:29,472 --> 00:21:31,340 - the right to harass me. - No. 530 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,175 No, you're right. It doesn't. 531 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:36,929 Okay, um... is there anyone else, 532 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,565 anyone who could confirm your claims against Ally? 533 00:21:39,682 --> 00:21:41,149 Like I said, the other cheerleaders 534 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,884 won't speak out against her because she determines 535 00:21:42,986 --> 00:21:44,719 who gets assigned the outside jobs. 536 00:21:44,821 --> 00:21:46,221 - Right. - Jane, those jobs 537 00:21:46,322 --> 00:21:47,889 pay up to $400 an hour, 538 00:21:47,991 --> 00:21:50,526 and Ally takes a commission off of every gig that she books... 539 00:21:50,610 --> 00:21:53,228 - 30% off the top. - Wow. 540 00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,913 Yeah, and management turns a blind eye 541 00:21:55,031 --> 00:21:57,082 because they don't care. 542 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,234 I'm sorry, Chelsea. I... I really am. 543 00:21:59,335 --> 00:22:01,253 I... 544 00:22:02,556 --> 00:22:04,590 What do we do next? 545 00:22:04,707 --> 00:22:06,758 Honestly, I don't know. 546 00:22:09,846 --> 00:22:13,265 The Democratic Republic of Maxwell? Are you kidding me? 547 00:22:13,383 --> 00:22:15,551 I would never kid with the U.S. Attorney's Office. 548 00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:18,420 My clients have formally seceded from the United States. 549 00:22:18,521 --> 00:22:20,255 Therefore, we ask the court to recognize 550 00:22:20,356 --> 00:22:22,774 that the city's claim against their house is no longer valid. 551 00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:24,226 Secession ain't that easy. 552 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:26,695 He's right, Mr. French. "Civil war" ring any bells? 553 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:29,931 Under international law, specific criteria must be met 554 00:22:30,033 --> 00:22:32,401 in order for a nation to be recognized as independent. 555 00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,785 I am aware. 556 00:22:33,903 --> 00:22:36,455 A formal declaration fully signed and executed. 557 00:22:36,573 --> 00:22:38,040 Fedex confirms that the Department of State 558 00:22:38,124 --> 00:22:39,291 received theirs an hour ago. 559 00:22:40,743 --> 00:22:43,278 And what about a formal governmental structure? 560 00:22:43,379 --> 00:22:45,213 Yes. Ruth is the President. 561 00:22:45,298 --> 00:22:46,798 Ed is the Vice President. 562 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,551 And the children are Secretaries of State and Transportation. 563 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,420 Seriously? 564 00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,555 Statehood isn't merely 565 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,474 a matter of declaring oneself independent. 566 00:22:55,592 --> 00:22:57,225 It requires international recognition... 567 00:22:57,310 --> 00:23:01,146 A letter of recognition signed by Thomas Esang Remengesau. 568 00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:04,600 He's the president of the Island Nation of Palau. 569 00:23:06,269 --> 00:23:08,987 How'd you secure this so quickly? 570 00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:11,990 Well... not that it's relevant, but I chaired 571 00:23:12,108 --> 00:23:13,609 a judicial conference there a couple years ago. 572 00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,077 There's only 20,000 people in the country, 573 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:17,412 so meeting the president was pretty easy. 574 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,114 We stayed in touch. 575 00:23:19,198 --> 00:23:20,482 This is a farce. 576 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,317 The United States of America 577 00:23:22,418 --> 00:23:24,819 is not going to recognize your clients' new country. 578 00:23:26,289 --> 00:23:27,506 Your Honor? 579 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:30,676 It's up to the State Department 580 00:23:30,793 --> 00:23:32,761 to decide how to deal with a secession. 581 00:23:32,845 --> 00:23:36,164 But as far as the lien against the house, 582 00:23:36,265 --> 00:23:38,133 I'll stay all foreclosure efforts 583 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,968 until this issue is fully resolved. 584 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,476 Jane Bingum's office. 585 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,677 Ms. Muffintop? 586 00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:52,648 Oh, um... she is at a new extension. 587 00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,866 I'll transfer you. 588 00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,285 - Hey, intern. - Mm? 589 00:23:57,370 --> 00:23:59,287 This is about you. 590 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,125 This is Cassandra. 591 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:06,361 Yes. I understand. 592 00:24:06,462 --> 00:24:09,798 Tomorrow at 3:00 is fine. 593 00:24:09,882 --> 00:24:13,085 At my office. 594 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:14,753 Good. Good. 595 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:17,889 Hm. Cheerios. 596 00:24:19,368 --> 00:24:21,569 You better book me a conference room... 597 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:22,978 blinds down. 598 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,147 Maybe it's time we ask Jane for help. 599 00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:29,050 Relax. Big mama's got this. 600 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,195 Mm! 601 00:24:40,279 --> 00:24:42,998 I just had the most amazing 602 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:45,066 pregnant-lady yoga class. 603 00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:47,335 I sweat in places I never knew existed. 604 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:50,338 Well, that's nice, sweetie. 605 00:24:50,423 --> 00:24:52,924 Mediation music. 606 00:24:53,042 --> 00:24:55,243 Hibiscus tea. 607 00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:56,294 Oh? 608 00:24:56,412 --> 00:25:00,215 Mint antioxidant edible face mask. 609 00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:01,633 Mm-hmm. 610 00:25:01,751 --> 00:25:03,101 Oh, my God. 611 00:25:03,219 --> 00:25:05,053 You're nervous about having sex with Grayson tomorrow night. 612 00:25:05,138 --> 00:25:07,139 That's crazy. 613 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:09,725 I'm ecstatic about tomorrow night. 614 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,359 Doesn't mean you're not nervous. 615 00:25:11,444 --> 00:25:14,646 And it explains why you haven't been in a rush to do it. 616 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,765 Okay, fine, I'm nervous. 617 00:25:16,866 --> 00:25:18,400 I totally understand. 618 00:25:18,484 --> 00:25:21,737 It's like your body is the final frontier. 619 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,455 Hmm. 620 00:25:23,573 --> 00:25:26,274 Wait, did you just compare my body to a "Star Trek" mission? 621 00:25:26,375 --> 00:25:27,826 Did I? 622 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,996 I just keep thinking what if sex with me now 623 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:34,416 isn't as good as sex with me before? 624 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,418 You're competing with another woman, 625 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:38,086 and that other woman is you. 626 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:41,456 My sex life with Grayson was ridiculous. 627 00:25:41,557 --> 00:25:42,957 I mean... 628 00:25:43,059 --> 00:25:45,177 - the things that we did... - Okay. 629 00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,128 You are the same person as before, 630 00:25:47,230 --> 00:25:50,649 and you know exactly how to get Grayson going, 631 00:25:50,767 --> 00:25:54,186 not to mention the guy is totally crazy about you. 632 00:25:54,303 --> 00:25:57,305 And that is what makes for good sex. 633 00:25:57,406 --> 00:25:59,441 Thank you. 634 00:25:59,525 --> 00:26:02,027 How's your cheerleader case going? 635 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,578 God, it's a mess. 636 00:26:03,663 --> 00:26:05,983 I can't find another cheerleader to testify to the bullying 637 00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,949 because they're all afraid to upset Ally, 638 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:09,167 the head cheerleader. 639 00:26:09,285 --> 00:26:11,002 She's a classic queen bee. 640 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,455 She's turned cheerleading into a corrupt business 641 00:26:13,539 --> 00:26:15,791 full of bribes and favors. 642 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,960 See, she decides which girl gets to do which job, 643 00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:20,765 and then she gets a taste of all the action. 644 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,430 Forget queen bee. 645 00:26:22,515 --> 00:26:24,165 She sounds like a character from "The Sopranos." 646 00:26:25,384 --> 00:26:27,135 Oh, my God. You're right. 647 00:26:27,220 --> 00:26:30,672 She's exactly like a character from "The Sopranos." 648 00:26:30,773 --> 00:26:33,191 The Breaker girls... they're not monsters. 649 00:26:33,309 --> 00:26:35,310 They're mobsters. 650 00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,979 I'm gonna take on the mob. 651 00:26:42,764 --> 00:26:44,732 Your Honor, I'm amending my cause of action 652 00:26:44,816 --> 00:26:46,150 to include a violation 653 00:26:46,267 --> 00:26:49,603 of the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act. 654 00:26:49,687 --> 00:26:52,606 You want to treat the Breaker girls 655 00:26:52,690 --> 00:26:55,526 as a criminal enterprise under RICO? 656 00:26:55,643 --> 00:26:57,661 - I do. - RICO is for bringing down 657 00:26:57,779 --> 00:27:01,115 drug cartels and mafia figures, not cheerleaders. 658 00:27:01,199 --> 00:27:03,033 Well, that may be true, but the Breaker girls 659 00:27:03,151 --> 00:27:06,319 operate just like the mob with Ally as the don. 660 00:27:06,421 --> 00:27:09,173 She's instituted a system where assignments are doled out 661 00:27:09,290 --> 00:27:10,758 based solely on her whim. 662 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:13,326 And if you're in, you get glamorous parties 663 00:27:13,428 --> 00:27:16,430 and luxury travel and the highest-paying gigs. 664 00:27:16,514 --> 00:27:20,184 If, like, Chelsea, you refuse to kiss Ally's ring, 665 00:27:20,301 --> 00:27:21,635 you're sleeping with the fishes 666 00:27:21,719 --> 00:27:24,388 or, at best, doing the lowest-paying gigs. 667 00:27:24,505 --> 00:27:25,973 This is absurd. 668 00:27:26,057 --> 00:27:27,691 I am seeking a consent decree 669 00:27:27,809 --> 00:27:30,110 deposing Ally Roth as head cheerleader, 670 00:27:30,195 --> 00:27:32,946 restructuring the organization to eliminate bullying, 671 00:27:33,031 --> 00:27:37,201 and, of course, the statutorily mandated treble damages. 672 00:27:37,318 --> 00:27:39,620 Ally Roth is not Michael Corleone. 673 00:27:39,704 --> 00:27:42,539 And no one is forcing your client to be a cheerleader. 674 00:27:42,657 --> 00:27:45,192 Okay, under the law, all that matters 675 00:27:45,293 --> 00:27:47,911 is that Ally is enforcing a repressive system of kickbacks 676 00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:50,080 by taking a cut of every fee. 677 00:27:50,198 --> 00:27:52,866 So our complaint will allege that Ally Roth 678 00:27:52,967 --> 00:27:56,253 is a straight-up pompom-wielding capo di tutti capi. 679 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:58,589 Pretty clever, Ms. Bingum. 680 00:27:58,706 --> 00:28:00,224 Well, thank you. 681 00:28:00,341 --> 00:28:02,176 You may amend your complaint. 682 00:28:06,815 --> 00:28:08,182 To be frank, Ms. Muffintop, 683 00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:09,946 your client doesn't have a leg to stand on. 684 00:28:10,018 --> 00:28:11,435 He signed our cardholder agreement. 685 00:28:11,552 --> 00:28:13,487 Well, I think the F.R.A. might disagree. 686 00:28:13,571 --> 00:28:16,023 The Federal Railroad Administration? 687 00:28:16,107 --> 00:28:18,692 Yes, because you're trying to railroad my client. 688 00:28:18,776 --> 00:28:20,828 At least, that's how the F.R.B., 689 00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:23,914 the Federal Reserve Bank, might see it. 690 00:28:24,032 --> 00:28:25,949 As you know, they regulate the credit-card industry. 691 00:28:26,067 --> 00:28:28,585 We've been entirely compliant in our collection efforts. 692 00:28:28,703 --> 00:28:32,172 Yes, but you've been negligent in your recruiting efforts. 693 00:28:32,257 --> 00:28:34,458 Before issuing my client a high-limit credit card, 694 00:28:34,575 --> 00:28:36,426 did you inquire at all about his income? 695 00:28:36,544 --> 00:28:38,705 He knew the terms of the credit card when he signed up. 696 00:28:38,713 --> 00:28:39,963 Let's talk about those terms. 697 00:28:40,081 --> 00:28:43,517 I defy even you to tell me what the hell this means. 698 00:28:43,601 --> 00:28:45,936 "The finance charge for billing period is calculated" 699 00:28:46,054 --> 00:28:47,888 "by applying the periodic rate to the account balance" 700 00:28:47,972 --> 00:28:50,274 "subject to finance charge for each day in the billing period," 701 00:28:50,391 --> 00:28:54,611 "adding together all of those daily finance-charge amounts." 702 00:28:54,729 --> 00:28:57,281 Who's hungry? 703 00:28:57,398 --> 00:28:59,783 Huh? You know what they say... 704 00:28:59,901 --> 00:29:03,737 good food helps break the tension in difficult situations. 705 00:29:03,821 --> 00:29:05,489 This is Paul, my client. 706 00:29:05,606 --> 00:29:06,874 Howdy. 707 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:09,076 How exactly did you pay for those lobsters? 708 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,962 I put it on my card. Don't worry. I can pay later. 709 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,748 If you think my dumbass client understood your small print, 710 00:29:14,832 --> 00:29:16,752 then I'd like to see you try and convince a jury. 711 00:29:17,785 --> 00:29:19,720 And look at that face. 712 00:29:19,804 --> 00:29:23,840 Jurors will eat him like vanilla ice cream on a hot afternoon. 713 00:29:23,958 --> 00:29:26,643 Of course, Paul would be my named plaintiff 714 00:29:26,761 --> 00:29:28,962 in a much larger class-action suit. 715 00:29:30,598 --> 00:29:31,481 Okay. 716 00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:33,183 Okay, as a one-time courtesy, 717 00:29:33,301 --> 00:29:35,135 we can forgive all the interest charges 718 00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:36,570 and 50% of the principal. 719 00:29:36,654 --> 00:29:38,605 100% of the principal, 720 00:29:38,690 --> 00:29:40,407 we cut up the card, and we all go home. 721 00:29:40,491 --> 00:29:42,442 Fine. 722 00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:43,994 We have a deal. 723 00:29:44,112 --> 00:29:47,331 Oh, uh... do I still get to keep the T-shirt? 724 00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:55,255 I'll have my office send over a fully executed release. 725 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,590 Good day, Ms. Muffintop. 726 00:29:56,674 --> 00:29:58,091 Glad we could work it out. 727 00:30:06,551 --> 00:30:08,352 Hey. Have you seen the Maxwells? 728 00:30:08,469 --> 00:30:09,686 They're half an hour late for their meeting. 729 00:30:09,804 --> 00:30:11,388 Just got a text. They're asking for a video chat. 730 00:30:11,505 --> 00:30:12,973 Why? 731 00:30:13,057 --> 00:30:14,775 I don't know, but Ed's ready. 732 00:30:14,859 --> 00:30:17,227 Hey, Ed. What's going on? 733 00:30:17,345 --> 00:30:20,530 We pulled out of our driveway, and a U.S. Border Patrol officer stopped us. 734 00:30:20,648 --> 00:30:23,233 He said since we seceded from the United States, 735 00:30:23,351 --> 00:30:25,068 we need a visa to enter the country. 736 00:30:25,186 --> 00:30:26,653 They're taking it seriously. 737 00:30:26,738 --> 00:30:29,098 Yeah, and the DWP has turned off our water and electricity. 738 00:30:29,157 --> 00:30:31,358 Makes sense. They're the ones who started this in the first place. 739 00:30:31,459 --> 00:30:33,794 Look, Ed, we made a calculated gamble 740 00:30:33,878 --> 00:30:35,195 that the feds would pressure the city 741 00:30:35,296 --> 00:30:37,581 to drop the suit if we gave up our demand for secession. 742 00:30:37,698 --> 00:30:38,999 Clearly, it's not working. 743 00:30:39,083 --> 00:30:40,700 S... should we give up? 744 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:43,670 I mean, my family and I are prisoners in our own home. 745 00:30:43,755 --> 00:30:46,173 I know this is difficult, but just... just hang tight. 746 00:30:46,257 --> 00:30:47,307 This is not over. 747 00:30:58,603 --> 00:31:00,654 - Hey, sweetie. - Hey! 748 00:31:00,738 --> 00:31:04,024 - This is a nice surprise. - I brought you something. 749 00:31:04,108 --> 00:31:06,860 Ooh, champagne. And grapes. 750 00:31:08,529 --> 00:31:10,914 - Seriously? You don't remember? - What? 751 00:31:11,032 --> 00:31:12,732 The first time you had sex with Grayson, 752 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,918 he brought over the movie and the Chinese food, 753 00:31:15,036 --> 00:31:16,753 and you bought... champagne and grapes. 754 00:31:16,871 --> 00:31:18,955 'Cause strawberries were out of season. 755 00:31:19,073 --> 00:31:21,925 Oh, my God. Stacy, this is perfect. 756 00:31:22,043 --> 00:31:23,760 - And you're welcome. - Hm. 757 00:31:23,878 --> 00:31:26,680 - So, what's with the mess? - Yeah. 758 00:31:26,764 --> 00:31:29,683 In order for me to show damages in my case against the Breakers, 759 00:31:29,767 --> 00:31:32,269 I am adding up all of Chelsea's receipts 760 00:31:32,387 --> 00:31:34,921 for anything that remotely pertains to the cost 761 00:31:35,023 --> 00:31:36,690 associated with being a cheerleader, 762 00:31:36,774 --> 00:31:39,426 you know, like, dance classes and gym memberships 763 00:31:39,527 --> 00:31:42,529 and dermo appointments, blowouts, even her wardrobe. 764 00:31:42,613 --> 00:31:43,897 Wow. 765 00:31:43,981 --> 00:31:45,532 Hey, Goldilocks. How's it hanging? 766 00:31:45,616 --> 00:31:46,733 Fine. 767 00:31:46,818 --> 00:31:48,235 I know Chelsea brought us those receipts, 768 00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:49,953 but I asked for copies of her monthly statements 769 00:31:50,071 --> 00:31:51,905 - in case she missed anything. - Oh, good idea. 770 00:31:51,989 --> 00:31:54,124 And she recently put down a $3,000 retainer 771 00:31:54,242 --> 00:31:55,659 with Del Toro & Associates. 772 00:31:55,776 --> 00:31:57,160 Wait. That's a P.R. firm. 773 00:31:57,278 --> 00:31:59,913 They exclusively work with reality stars and celebutantes. 774 00:31:59,997 --> 00:32:02,049 I thought you said she didn't have that much money. 775 00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:04,501 Yeah, that's what she told me. 776 00:32:04,618 --> 00:32:05,635 Maybe she hired them 777 00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:07,888 after she was getting all that attention 778 00:32:07,972 --> 00:32:09,456 from the televised breakdown? 779 00:32:09,557 --> 00:32:12,225 Well, she hired them two days before her freak-out. 780 00:32:12,310 --> 00:32:15,395 Why would you hire a publicity firm 781 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:17,931 before you needed publicity? 782 00:32:18,015 --> 00:32:21,234 I think she was planning ahead. 783 00:32:21,319 --> 00:32:24,020 And I think she's been playing me. 784 00:32:29,555 --> 00:32:30,972 Chelsea's publicist confirmed 785 00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:33,141 she has lined up a slew of endorsement deals. 786 00:32:33,258 --> 00:32:35,443 You're sure the whole case was a big publicity stunt? 787 00:32:35,561 --> 00:32:37,802 Yeah. I went back and reviewed the cheerleading footage. 788 00:32:37,863 --> 00:32:40,198 Turns out Ally stepped on Chelsea's foot 789 00:32:40,282 --> 00:32:43,201 32 seconds before Chelsea's breakdown. 790 00:32:43,285 --> 00:32:45,436 And through the entire 32 seconds, 791 00:32:45,537 --> 00:32:47,121 Chelsea kept her eye on the scoreboard 792 00:32:47,239 --> 00:32:49,707 just waiting for the TV cameras to come back from commercial. 793 00:32:49,792 --> 00:32:51,626 She wanted to make sure she was televised. 794 00:32:51,744 --> 00:32:53,211 Oh, yeah. Oh, and get this. 795 00:32:53,295 --> 00:32:55,880 The social media postings calling her names... 796 00:32:55,964 --> 00:32:58,949 I subpoenaed the server data. She sent them to herself. 797 00:32:59,051 --> 00:33:02,119 Chelsea figured out a way to get into the public eye by... 798 00:33:02,221 --> 00:33:04,789 by pretending to be a victim, and it worked. 799 00:33:04,890 --> 00:33:06,491 I mean, the idea of a bullied cheerleader 800 00:33:06,558 --> 00:33:07,725 struck a nerve in everybody. 801 00:33:07,810 --> 00:33:09,761 I can't let her get away with this. 802 00:33:09,845 --> 00:33:11,312 You can ask the judge to remove you from the case, 803 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,764 but you can't go public. 804 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,133 You're right. 805 00:33:16,235 --> 00:33:17,356 No, you're absolutely right. 806 00:33:17,436 --> 00:33:18,903 I don't like the sound of that. 807 00:33:18,987 --> 00:33:21,689 I promise I will not violate attorney/client privilege. 808 00:33:23,742 --> 00:33:25,359 - Jane. - What? 809 00:33:25,477 --> 00:33:26,644 Jane. 810 00:33:29,665 --> 00:33:32,450 I'm sorry. Forgive me for keeping you. 811 00:33:32,534 --> 00:33:36,921 Um... I want to thank you for securing visas for the Maxwells, 812 00:33:37,005 --> 00:33:39,490 and I sincerely hope that we can work this out. 813 00:33:39,591 --> 00:33:41,392 I hope your clients have come to their senses. 814 00:33:41,427 --> 00:33:44,295 Respectfully, we ask one more time 815 00:33:44,379 --> 00:33:47,215 that the AUSA's office exert pressure on the city 816 00:33:47,332 --> 00:33:48,933 to withdraw their demand for $75,000. 817 00:33:49,017 --> 00:33:51,102 Look, we can't have every whack job 818 00:33:51,186 --> 00:33:53,671 thinking they can secede just to avoid paying fines. 819 00:33:53,772 --> 00:33:57,391 In fact, I'm not even authorized to negotiate with an adversary. 820 00:33:57,509 --> 00:33:59,193 Funny that you should use that word. 821 00:33:59,311 --> 00:34:01,512 Uh, I have something for you. 822 00:34:01,613 --> 00:34:05,349 A declaration of war on the United States? 823 00:34:05,451 --> 00:34:06,851 What are you doing? 824 00:34:06,952 --> 00:34:09,036 With one phone call, our government can... 825 00:34:09,154 --> 00:34:11,572 Can what? What, bomb them into oblivion? 826 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:14,792 Yes. Listen, I don't know what sort of game this is, 827 00:34:14,877 --> 00:34:16,244 but you're going to lose. 828 00:34:16,361 --> 00:34:17,712 You're right. We surrender. 829 00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:20,465 Ed, give them the capitulation document. 830 00:34:20,549 --> 00:34:22,199 What the hell is going on? 831 00:34:22,301 --> 00:34:24,135 You win. We lose. 832 00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:25,920 And now, having decisively vanquished 833 00:34:26,037 --> 00:34:27,972 the Democratic Republic of Maxwell, 834 00:34:28,056 --> 00:34:30,708 our clients are entitled to war reparations. 835 00:34:30,809 --> 00:34:33,210 - What? - The United States 836 00:34:33,312 --> 00:34:35,980 spent $44 billion under the Marshall plan after World War II 837 00:34:36,064 --> 00:34:38,733 and over $100 billion repairing Iraq and Afghanistan. 838 00:34:38,851 --> 00:34:40,017 Considering the population 839 00:34:40,102 --> 00:34:41,853 of the Democratic Republic of Maxwell 840 00:34:41,937 --> 00:34:44,605 and the harm they've suffered in the recent conflict, 841 00:34:44,723 --> 00:34:47,158 we request the measly sum of 75 grand. 842 00:34:47,242 --> 00:34:50,394 Just the amount needed to cover the lien of the house. 843 00:34:50,496 --> 00:34:51,729 Of course, we would expect 844 00:34:51,830 --> 00:34:53,915 the new rebuilding program to include speed bumps. 845 00:34:55,534 --> 00:34:57,502 If you agree, we can put this to bed. 846 00:35:01,423 --> 00:35:04,625 Will your clients agree to a nondisclosure agreement? 847 00:35:04,743 --> 00:35:07,011 Terms of this deal remain confidential. 848 00:35:07,095 --> 00:35:08,346 Absolutely. 849 00:35:08,430 --> 00:35:10,470 We love this country, and we'll do whatever you ask. 850 00:35:10,582 --> 00:35:12,934 Welcome back to the U.S.A. 851 00:35:13,051 --> 00:35:14,602 Welcome back. 852 00:35:14,720 --> 00:35:16,270 Thank you. 853 00:35:19,858 --> 00:35:22,059 According to today's "Los Angeles Post," 854 00:35:22,144 --> 00:35:27,031 you hired a publicist two days before your meltdown. 855 00:35:27,115 --> 00:35:30,451 It's not against the law to hire a publicist. 856 00:35:30,569 --> 00:35:32,370 Well, as someone who doesn't make much money, 857 00:35:32,437 --> 00:35:34,539 weren't you concerned about spending $3,000 858 00:35:34,623 --> 00:35:36,941 on a publicity firm whose stationery reads, 859 00:35:37,042 --> 00:35:38,776 "we extend your 15 minutes of fame"? 860 00:35:38,877 --> 00:35:41,295 I... I invested in myself. 861 00:35:41,413 --> 00:35:42,534 When Ally wouldn't send you 862 00:35:42,548 --> 00:35:44,632 on the high-paying personal appearances, 863 00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:45,833 you got upset, didn't you? 864 00:35:45,951 --> 00:35:48,052 - Yes, but... - Let's be honest. 865 00:35:48,136 --> 00:35:50,154 You wanted fame. You wanted money. 866 00:35:50,255 --> 00:35:52,456 And you figured out how to get it fast... 867 00:35:52,558 --> 00:35:54,158 by accusing your fellow cheerleaders 868 00:35:54,259 --> 00:35:56,510 of today's most charged buzzword, "bullying." 869 00:35:56,628 --> 00:35:58,813 Will you please object? He's attacking me. 870 00:35:58,931 --> 00:36:00,982 Well, actually, that was a proper question. 871 00:36:01,099 --> 00:36:03,467 Oh, but as your lawyer, 872 00:36:03,569 --> 00:36:05,820 I suggest you invoke your fifth-amendment rights. 873 00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:09,073 I'm not answering any more anything. 874 00:36:09,157 --> 00:36:11,442 Oh, in that case, I ask Your Honor 875 00:36:11,526 --> 00:36:13,244 to enter judgment on behalf of the defense. 876 00:36:13,328 --> 00:36:15,079 Uh, well, no, wait. 877 00:36:15,163 --> 00:36:17,815 Regardless of the veracity of Chelsea's claims, 878 00:36:17,916 --> 00:36:20,751 during discovery, I did uncover evidence 879 00:36:20,836 --> 00:36:23,588 of the Breaker girls' corrupt business practices, 880 00:36:23,672 --> 00:36:25,823 so I'm still asking Your Honor 881 00:36:25,924 --> 00:36:28,342 to exercise your authority under RICO 882 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:31,095 to remove Ally Roth as head cheerleader 883 00:36:31,179 --> 00:36:34,599 and institute new policies for the assignment of outside gigs. 884 00:36:34,683 --> 00:36:37,852 Ms. Bingum, your request is granted. 885 00:36:37,970 --> 00:36:39,687 - Thank you. - As for your client, 886 00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:42,390 I'm referring her conduct to the D.A.'s office, 887 00:36:42,507 --> 00:36:44,725 and I expect that they'll pursue perjury 888 00:36:44,843 --> 00:36:46,777 and malicious-prosecution charges. 889 00:36:46,862 --> 00:36:50,031 Bailiff, you take this woman into custody. 890 00:36:57,689 --> 00:37:00,207 I know you're the source of Rosemary's story. 891 00:37:00,325 --> 00:37:02,093 You broke attorney/client privilege, 892 00:37:02,194 --> 00:37:03,861 and I will sue you for all you're worth. 893 00:37:03,962 --> 00:37:06,864 Oh, yeah. See, you gave me permission. 894 00:37:06,965 --> 00:37:08,749 Yeah, remember? 895 00:37:08,867 --> 00:37:11,385 In this confidentiality waver. 896 00:37:11,503 --> 00:37:14,472 It allows me to share all case-related information 897 00:37:14,556 --> 00:37:16,474 with Rosemary, so that's what I did. 898 00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:19,877 Bye, Chelsea. 899 00:37:31,156 --> 00:37:33,223 Oh, you're such a smart aleck. 900 00:37:33,325 --> 00:37:35,392 Nobody knows anything but you. 901 00:37:35,494 --> 00:37:38,412 I'll stop a car, and I won't use my thumb. 902 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:41,365 What are you gonna do? 903 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,250 It's a system all my own. 904 00:37:43,368 --> 00:37:44,669 Oh. 905 00:37:44,753 --> 00:37:46,236 - No, don't answer that. - It's Teri. 906 00:37:46,338 --> 00:37:47,858 She never calls unless it's important. 907 00:37:47,906 --> 00:37:49,406 - All right. - Okay. 908 00:37:49,508 --> 00:37:52,460 Hey, Teri. 909 00:37:54,212 --> 00:37:56,080 Oh, my God. No. 910 00:37:56,181 --> 00:38:00,184 Okay, okay. Just... don't do or say anything. 911 00:38:00,268 --> 00:38:02,186 I will be right there. 912 00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:03,938 Oh, my God. Teri's been arrested. 913 00:38:05,357 --> 00:38:06,974 Let me guess... false impersonation 914 00:38:07,092 --> 00:38:09,110 and practicing law without a license? 915 00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:12,229 How do you know that? 916 00:38:12,314 --> 00:38:14,815 I caught Teri impersonating an attorney, 917 00:38:14,933 --> 00:38:17,434 and I warned her to stop, but she ignored me. 918 00:38:17,536 --> 00:38:19,436 So you had her arrested? 919 00:38:19,538 --> 00:38:21,288 No. I told Kim. 920 00:38:21,406 --> 00:38:23,791 Kim must have called the cops. 921 00:38:23,909 --> 00:38:26,243 So you went to Kim instead of me? 922 00:38:26,328 --> 00:38:28,946 Teri is my assistant. 923 00:38:29,047 --> 00:38:30,280 She's my friend. 924 00:38:30,382 --> 00:38:32,449 Which is why I knew you wouldn't be objective. 925 00:38:32,551 --> 00:38:34,952 No, you're damn right. I would not have been objective. 926 00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,453 Hey. 927 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:39,390 Teri's actions put the entire firm at risk. 928 00:38:39,474 --> 00:38:41,092 I was protecting you. 929 00:38:41,176 --> 00:38:43,260 You think I need protection? 930 00:38:43,345 --> 00:38:45,295 That's not what I meant. 931 00:38:45,397 --> 00:38:49,133 I'm a partner in this firm, and you went behind my back to Kim? 932 00:38:49,234 --> 00:38:52,970 Kim, a woman whose idea of compassion is... 933 00:38:53,071 --> 00:38:54,688 is stepping over the homeless. 934 00:38:54,806 --> 00:38:56,974 No, Jane, I spared you from having to choose 935 00:38:57,075 --> 00:38:58,776 between the firm and your friends. 936 00:38:58,860 --> 00:39:01,695 - I knew you'd choose Teri. - So you chose for me. 937 00:39:04,332 --> 00:39:08,169 I don't... I don't even know what to say. 938 00:39:09,821 --> 00:39:12,256 How about "thank you"? 939 00:39:12,340 --> 00:39:14,340 How about, when I get back from helping my friend, 940 00:39:14,342 --> 00:39:15,960 you're not here. 941 00:39:29,057 --> 00:39:31,809 Hey, boss. Are you here to bust me out? 942 00:39:31,893 --> 00:39:34,728 The A.D.A. is willing to drop the felony charges. 943 00:39:34,846 --> 00:39:37,314 - That's good. - Yes, but... 944 00:39:37,399 --> 00:39:40,401 he's insisting on jail time for the false personation. 945 00:39:41,403 --> 00:39:43,687 Two weeks. It's the best I could do. 946 00:39:43,789 --> 00:39:45,206 So, I got to stay here? 947 00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:47,491 Well, if we post bail, 948 00:39:47,576 --> 00:39:49,126 he'll proceed with the felony charges, 949 00:39:49,211 --> 00:39:51,712 and that just gets much worse very quickly. 950 00:39:51,830 --> 00:39:54,215 So, I'll be jailbird. 951 00:39:54,332 --> 00:39:56,417 Truth is spending time in prison 952 00:39:56,534 --> 00:39:58,052 has always been on my bucket list. 953 00:39:59,805 --> 00:40:02,423 Hey, did I take you away from something? 954 00:40:02,540 --> 00:40:06,376 Oh... crap. Tonight is your Grayson sex date. 955 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:08,712 I listen to some of your calls. 956 00:40:08,814 --> 00:40:11,148 For your own protection. 957 00:40:11,233 --> 00:40:13,484 Uh, yes, tonight is our date, 958 00:40:13,568 --> 00:40:14,935 but it is... it's fine. 959 00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:18,105 I hope that you are not angry with him on my account. 960 00:40:18,223 --> 00:40:20,074 I mean, you realize 961 00:40:20,192 --> 00:40:23,194 this is entirely my fault, and I'm so sorry. 962 00:40:23,278 --> 00:40:26,730 And I would never forgive myself if I came between you two. 963 00:40:26,832 --> 00:40:28,565 Please tell me everything is okay. 964 00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:30,367 Oh, yeah. Everything's okay. 965 00:40:30,452 --> 00:40:32,286 Everything's great. 966 00:40:32,403 --> 00:40:35,923 He's at my house waiting for me with grapes and champagne. 967 00:40:36,908 --> 00:40:39,710 Yeah. 968 00:40:39,794 --> 00:40:43,580 Well, I want you to say, "goodbye, Teri," 969 00:40:43,682 --> 00:40:46,050 and go have the night of your life. 970 00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,137 Goodbye, Teri. 971 00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:17,920 Sync and corrections by atrn97g for www.addic7ed.com