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Archer.
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Lana?
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Lana!
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Whoa, Jesus Christ!
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Chill out, Miggs!
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I'm sorry, it's just
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been so long.
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Okay, it's been...
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Oh, my God.
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You're pregnant again?!
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What?
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How long have I been
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down here, left to rot in this
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godforsaken hole?!
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Like... three weeks.
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Hmm, seems so much
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longer than that.
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It...
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So, please tell me
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that's an entire canard à la
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presse with a file in it.
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Half a chicken, no
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file, just that weird
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quasi-cornbread they have here.
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Ugh, why do you even
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bother?
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That's weird, I was
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asking myself the same thing on
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the way down here.
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And then brought
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crappy food anyway?
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And then left?
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No, no, no, wait,
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come on, Lana, I-I'm sorry, but
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I-I'm starting to lose it down
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here.
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You-you got to make him let
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me go!
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Make him how?
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Well, I hate to
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even ask, but...
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Blow him?
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Your words.
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And then what, Archer,
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you want me to blow the whole
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army?
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How is there still
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an army?
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How have the rebels not wiped
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them out already?
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Because turns out,
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he's actually very good at
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commanding an army.
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And as Third and
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Fourth Battalion withdraw, here
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comes First Armored, and now the
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rebels are outflanked.
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Sir,
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it's brilliant!
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A classic pincher
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movement.
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Just like Hannibal at the battle
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of Cannae.
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And also Keith, in my
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Warhammer guild.
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So, get used to that
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weird cornbread, 'cause you
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might be down here a...
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Lana, I need a
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woman's touch!
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Oh! Ow!
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I'm sorry, Lana.
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I said a woman, not a
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stevedore who lost his hand
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in a stevedoring accident
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and then got a hand transplant
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from an actual bear.
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So, did you want to
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just do it right through the
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bars or...?
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I mean, we do.
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And sometimes they do.
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Hello.
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I... wait.
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So, in three weeks, you go from
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you're gonna execute Archer
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to now you guys are, like,
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swinger pals?
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Well, I wouldn't
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say "pals."
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Wow, not what you
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said yesterday.
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Oh, come on, that
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was the pruno talking.
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Well, I hate to break
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up this delightful ménage, but
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Presidente Cyril wants her back
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upstairs.
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Wait, what?
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What?
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Why.
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Guess.
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Ah.
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Mm.
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Ow!
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Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait,
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wait, wait, wait!
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What?
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Archer, do you want
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me to move over one?
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Eh.
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Ah, Madame First Lady.
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So good of you to join me.
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It's not as if I
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had a choice.
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Well...
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Nor am I still the
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the first lady.
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Well, maybe not
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technically, since your husband
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divorced you and then was
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immediately deposed by me, but
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the situation is, as they say,
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fluid.
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Ugh.
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I brought her, can I go now?
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Yes, for the love of
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God, get out.
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I meant home.
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What are you,
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nuts?
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Cap'n Crunch here just
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took all the coca fields back
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from the rebels.
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We're sitting on an endless
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supply.
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Of what, coca leaf
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smoothies?
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Oh, my God.
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That's a coca leaf smoothie.
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And they're gross.
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It basically tastes like a fart
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of itself, but it's better than
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the cocaine donuts and whipped
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cocaine she was eating.
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'Cause that's just empty
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calories.
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Well, and cocaine.
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Which, if I'm being
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totally honest, I maybe might
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have a problem with.
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No.
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And, Lana, the rebels
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still control the airport.
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It's their HQ.
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So, unless you want to walk, you
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can't go home.
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And why on Earth
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would you want to?
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Uh...
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Why bother going
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back?
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The U.S. government stole your
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livelihood, forced you to become
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a criminal.
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And I hate to say it, but it's
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not like you have a man waiting
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for you.
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I... You know...
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Whereas here we have
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everything we need.
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It's like San Marcos has been
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waiting thousands of years for
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us to arrive.
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Lana, this could be our...
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Don't.
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Zion, yes, there, I
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said it.
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Wait, they got weed
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here, too?
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That's not what the
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song's about!
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Told you.
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But I just this second
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realized why you want to stay
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down here.
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Cyril's just the Vader to your
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Palpatine.
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Is that a reference
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I should get, or...?
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Seriously?
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Well, I'm sorry,
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Lana, I didn't go to rabbinical
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school.
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It's from... No, you
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know what? Never mind.
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But, spoiler alert, Vader ends
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up killing Palpatine.
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Hey.
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But only for three
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days, right?
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And then he moves the rock and
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comes out of his cave stronger
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than ever.
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Then he shuts off the
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tractor beam, releasing the Jews
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from captivity.
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What?
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Hey.
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Wait, yes, now that
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sounds familiar.
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It cannot possibly.
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Gospel of Luke?
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Hey.
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Oh for... Ray, you used
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to be a preacher, you want to
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back me up here?
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I actually don't know.
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My church didn't really do the
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New Testament.
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The one with Jesus
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Christ in it.
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I mean, I take your
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word for it, but...
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Hey!
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Will you idiots get out?!
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I'm trying to talk to the first
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lady!
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Of what, this
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country or country music?
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'Cause I'm first lady of both!
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CYRIL No, you're not...
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Outlaw country!
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Oh, my God, my
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beautiful and also
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multi-talented wife!
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You are here!
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I know, right?
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It's like, finally.
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As in...
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this is a good thing?
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Duh!
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I'm finally gonna get the outlaw
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country cred I deserve.
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Oh, my God, you've
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always deserved it.
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Wait, how does being
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in jail...?
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Paging Dr. Black,
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Dr. Man In Black!
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Johnny Cash was in Folsom Prison
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and San Quentin, so...
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Yeah, to visit.
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Hmm?
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He just played for
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the prisoners, dummy.
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He wasn't actually in prison.
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But don't worry.
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We're gonna get out of here and
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go join the rebels.
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Yes, then you and
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I, my beautiful wife, will live
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a simple life in the hills,
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scratching shit food, like yams,
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out of the ground with a, uh,
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yam-scratcher.
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Okay, A... start
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counting backwards from a
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million years, and when you get
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to zero that still won't
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happen.
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Aw.
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And B... how...
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how do we get out of here?
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Well, we're, uh,
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still fine-tuning it, but...
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We have no plan,
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whatsoever.
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Okay, good, because
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I didn't want to step on
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anybody's toes, but byoink.
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Whaaaaat?
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Where did you get
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that?
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Let's just say,
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"I honestly don't know."
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Fair enough.
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Cyril says the
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rebel headquarters are...
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Wait, is it "are" or is it "is"?
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It's "where," idiot!
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The airport!
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Jesus!
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And you, sir, will
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keep a civil tongue in your head
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when you are addressing
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the First Lady of the
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government-in-exile of La
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República de San Marcos!
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And also country
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music.
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I facetiously beg
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milady's pardon.
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Oh, milady
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facetiously grants it.
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Oh, goody.
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Now let's steal a car, go join
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the rebels, then come back here
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and crush Cyril's stupid army.
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You make it sound
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so easy.
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Well,
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it's Cyril.
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I mean, unless he's got a
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nuclear warhead in his pants...
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Which he totally
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does.
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Which, guys, can we
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talk about this?
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The time for
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talk is kaput, Klon-Bruder.
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Now is the time for action!
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Clone bone!
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And by that I mean
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his... you know...
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Yeah, we...
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Let me finish!
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...penis.
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No, you ruined it.
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And by "it," I meant the moment.
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Not his penis.
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I...
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Penis.
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Will you shut up?!
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I know what I'm doing!
336
00:08:01,039 --> 00:08:02,205
Yes, but don't do
337
00:08:02,207 --> 00:08:03,406
what you are doing!
338
00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:07,544
Are you crazy?!
339
00:08:07,546 --> 00:08:09,112
This car is worth one quarter of
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00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,113
$1 million!
341
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:10,980
Well, was.
342
00:08:10,982 --> 00:08:11,915
And did you ever
343
00:08:11,917 --> 00:08:12,715
think maybe your fleet of
344
00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:14,284
priceless cars is the reason
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00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:15,318
you're fighting off a
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00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,219
rebellion?
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I'm fighting the
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rebels because that is what we
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do!
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My father fought the rebels, his
351
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father fought the rebels...
352
00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:22,158
So, like a family
353
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business.
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That manufactures
355
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oppression.
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Well, and cocaine.
357
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In fact...
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Stop!
359
00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:32,902
What?!
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00:08:32,904 --> 00:08:33,903
That.
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00:08:34,906 --> 00:08:36,105
I mean, if you think we have
362
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time.
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I... Is there a
364
00:08:39,511 --> 00:08:40,343
tiger?
365
00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,344
Of course there is
366
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a tiger.
367
00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:43,112
Where did you think you are,
368
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Tegucigalpa?
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00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:49,586
And so, by the power
370
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self-vested in me, I now
371
00:08:51,523 --> 00:08:54,157
pronounce us man and wife, and I
372
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may also kiss the bride.
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Yay!
374
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:02,632
Ugh, second worst
375
00:09:02,634 --> 00:09:03,633
wedding ever.
376
00:09:03,635 --> 00:09:04,534
Yeah, but at least
377
00:09:04,536 --> 00:09:05,702
nobody died.
378
00:09:05,704 --> 00:09:07,203
Yet!
379
00:09:08,473 --> 00:09:09,472
Inappropes.
380
00:09:09,474 --> 00:09:10,373
What is wrong with
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00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:11,207
you?
382
00:09:11,209 --> 00:09:12,208
I'm trying to make that
383
00:09:12,210 --> 00:09:13,676
a thing people say, like,
384
00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:16,179
"Damn, dawg, that's inappropes!"
385
00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,881
Plus, I think I'm addicted to
386
00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:18,982
cocaine.
387
00:09:18,984 --> 00:09:19,983
Well, but look on the
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00:09:19,985 --> 00:09:22,185
bright side.
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With any luck at all, it will
390
00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:24,521
save me the trouble of killing
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you myself.
392
00:09:26,324 --> 00:09:27,891
Damn,
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00:09:27,893 --> 00:09:29,025
dawg...
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Inappropes.
395
00:09:30,295 --> 00:09:32,495
Yay!
396
00:09:32,497 --> 00:09:33,963
Yay!
397
00:09:33,965 --> 00:09:35,031
Yay!
398
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They should've sent a poet.
399
00:09:39,137 --> 00:09:40,537
Oh, and some meat.
400
00:09:40,539 --> 00:09:42,171
Do we have any meat?
401
00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:44,474
Literally tons.
402
00:09:44,476 --> 00:09:45,475
No, I didn't mean
403
00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:46,676
another animal.
404
00:09:46,678 --> 00:09:48,077
I meant like a steak, or some...
405
00:09:48,079 --> 00:09:49,379
Typical American.
406
00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,547
You think meat comes from the
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00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:51,714
supermercado, all wrapped in a
408
00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,249
nice plastic wrap.
409
00:09:53,251 --> 00:09:54,083
Yeah, you're
410
00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:54,984
describing meat.
411
00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:55,652
No, no, no.
412
00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:57,086
Meat is blood and bones and
413
00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:58,087
sinew!
414
00:09:58,089 --> 00:09:59,022
Well, now you're
415
00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:00,323
describing not-meat.
416
00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,324
Meat is whatever
417
00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:03,026
the tiger says is meat, because
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00:10:03,028 --> 00:10:04,894
God made him the boss and all
419
00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,896
the other animals his food!
420
00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,033
Hang on, buddy.
421
00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:11,701
And thank you, George Bore-well,
422
00:10:11,703 --> 00:10:13,202
for that clunky analogy in
423
00:10:13,204 --> 00:10:15,038
defense of totalitarianism, but
424
00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,239
I'm not feeding Shane an
425
00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,240
elephant.
426
00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,241
Who the hell is...
427
00:10:19,377 --> 00:10:20,910
Oh, my God, he's totally a
428
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:22,045
Shane.
429
00:10:22,047 --> 00:10:23,513
So let me bounce this off you
430
00:10:23,515 --> 00:10:25,281
guys...
431
00:10:25,283 --> 00:10:26,282
What say we don't
432
00:10:26,284 --> 00:10:27,517
launch this giant nerve gas
433
00:10:27,519 --> 00:10:28,952
missile at, uh...
434
00:10:28,954 --> 00:10:30,386
where did you say you were
435
00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:31,387
launching it?
436
00:10:31,389 --> 00:10:32,422
Wouldn't you
437
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,289
like to know?
438
00:10:34,626 --> 00:10:35,692
I would, actually.
439
00:10:35,694 --> 00:10:36,693
Come on, you guys are acting
440
00:10:36,695 --> 00:10:38,528
a little... insane.
441
00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,529
Do you know
442
00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:40,530
what's insane?!
443
00:10:40,532 --> 00:10:41,898
Yeah, this.
444
00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,466
All of it, everything.
445
00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,034
The rocket, uh... I'm not really
446
00:10:45,036 --> 00:10:45,702
comfortable with the
447
00:10:45,704 --> 00:10:46,536
clone-bone.
448
00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:47,537
You're not
449
00:10:47,539 --> 00:10:48,404
doing it right.
450
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:49,305
Now move, so I can begin the
451
00:10:49,307 --> 00:10:50,473
launch sequence.
452
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,709
Over my dead...
453
00:10:52,711 --> 00:10:53,910
...body, man that was a jinx,
454
00:10:53,912 --> 00:10:54,544
huh?
455
00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,913
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
456
00:10:56,915 --> 00:10:57,914
Hang on!
457
00:10:57,916 --> 00:10:59,382
As amazing as it would be,
458
00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,050
we can't take Shane with us.
459
00:11:01,052 --> 00:11:01,918
Yeah, we can,
460
00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,585
watch.
461
00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:03,453
No, no, no, no!
462
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,221
No, don't!
463
00:11:06,324 --> 00:11:07,323
Okay, okay, okay,
464
00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:08,925
okay.
465
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,460
Carol, listen to me
466
00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:11,961
very closely.
467
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:12,962
Why, you gonna walk
468
00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,063
me through your organic method
469
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,264
of vaginal hygiene?
470
00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:16,265
My what?
471
00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:17,233
You're a bigger
472
00:11:17,235 --> 00:11:18,334
pussy than Shane!
473
00:11:18,336 --> 00:11:19,636
Come here, boy!
474
00:11:22,407 --> 00:11:24,173
Shane!
475
00:11:25,243 --> 00:11:26,442
Do something!
476
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,445
Like what?
477
00:11:29,447 --> 00:11:31,080
Get him!
478
00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:34,984
We're
479
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,652
coming, brother!
480
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,520
Hiy...!
481
00:11:40,191 --> 00:11:41,190
No...!
482
00:11:41,192 --> 00:11:42,458
Brother...!
483
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,294
You bastard!
484
00:11:45,296 --> 00:11:47,664
Brother, the launch sequence!
485
00:11:47,666 --> 00:11:48,598
No!
486
00:11:52,037 --> 00:11:54,170
Don't stop!
487
00:11:57,208 --> 00:11:58,207
Almost...
488
00:11:58,209 --> 00:11:59,342
there.
489
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,144
Oh, come on!
490
00:12:01,146 --> 00:12:02,945
Shut... up.
491
00:12:02,947 --> 00:12:04,013
Launch
492
00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,148
sequence initiated.
493
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,382
No!
494
00:12:06,384 --> 00:12:07,884
No!
495
00:12:14,459 --> 00:12:16,159
Ha-ha!
496
00:12:16,161 --> 00:12:17,326
It doesn't work with a bow...
497
00:12:17,328 --> 00:12:20,363
tiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
498
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:24,634
Shane!
499
00:12:24,636 --> 00:12:25,468
Shane...!
500
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:26,402
Shane...!
501
00:12:32,576 --> 00:12:33,910
Shane?
502
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:44,220
Well, we should've
503
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:45,688
guessed that was gonna happen.
504
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,892
W... we should've?
505
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:51,494
Well, or at least
506
00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:52,595
could've.
507
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:54,030
I mean...
508
00:12:54,032 --> 00:12:55,364
Yeah, I-I-I guess,
509
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,033
uh... I guess a leopard can't
510
00:12:57,035 --> 00:12:58,534
change his spots.
511
00:12:58,536 --> 00:13:00,203
Uh... I don't know
512
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:02,038
that much about leopards.
513
00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,072
That was actually
514
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,341
a proverb.
515
00:13:05,343 --> 00:13:07,076
That was actually a
516
00:13:07,078 --> 00:13:09,645
tiger.
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00:13:14,184 --> 00:13:15,084
Minutes to
518
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,385
180.
519
00:13:16,387 --> 00:13:17,353
Huh.
520
00:13:17,355 --> 00:13:18,521
That is a lot longer than I
521
00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:21,090
thought it would be.
522
00:13:25,629 --> 00:13:26,629
Okay, when we get to
523
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,030
rebel HQ, they might be
524
00:13:28,032 --> 00:13:29,031
aggressive at first, but...
525
00:13:29,033 --> 00:13:30,032
They wouldn't if we
526
00:13:30,034 --> 00:13:31,200
had a damn tiger.
527
00:13:32,203 --> 00:13:33,069
No.
528
00:13:33,071 --> 00:13:35,204
We're-we're not going back.
529
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:37,039
Unless...
530
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,407
No.
531
00:13:38,409 --> 00:13:39,408
What if...
532
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:40,943
He had his chance!
533
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:41,944
A what?
534
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,945
A charivari.
535
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,213
Also called a shivaree?
536
00:13:44,215 --> 00:13:45,214
You know, it's that thing where
537
00:13:45,216 --> 00:13:46,249
everybody bangs pots and pans
538
00:13:46,251 --> 00:13:47,583
outside our room as we...
539
00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:48,718
consummate.
540
00:13:49,721 --> 00:13:51,120
Oh... n-no.
541
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,121
We're not doing that.
542
00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:53,156
Ha-ha!
543
00:13:53,158 --> 00:13:54,056
Ow!
544
00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:55,224
Ray, my feet are already killing
545
00:13:55,226 --> 00:13:56,259
me.
546
00:13:56,261 --> 00:13:57,126
Sorry.
547
00:13:57,128 --> 00:13:58,094
He's probably not
548
00:13:58,096 --> 00:13:58,995
used to leading.
549
00:13:58,997 --> 00:13:59,996
You know...
550
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:00,897
You, on the other
551
00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:03,099
hand... lead away.
552
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:04,267
Mind if I cut in?
553
00:14:04,269 --> 00:14:05,134
No.
554
00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,002
Yes!
555
00:14:06,004 --> 00:14:07,003
Screw you guys.
556
00:14:07,005 --> 00:14:08,004
Hey, Krieger!
557
00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:08,971
What the hell is
558
00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:09,639
going on?
559
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:10,506
Cyril's the new
560
00:14:10,508 --> 00:14:11,340
dictator...
561
00:14:11,342 --> 00:14:12,241
President.
562
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:13,176
Shut up, and he just
563
00:14:13,178 --> 00:14:14,110
married crazy tits, and I need
564
00:14:14,112 --> 00:14:14,977
a dance partner.
565
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,412
So nobody noticed that I've
566
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,313
been missing for three weeks?
567
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:18,014
Um...
568
00:14:18,016 --> 00:14:19,348
Well, I certainly
569
00:14:19,350 --> 00:14:20,082
didn't.
570
00:14:20,084 --> 00:14:21,017
We figured the vampires
571
00:14:21,019 --> 00:14:22,251
The what?
572
00:14:22,253 --> 00:14:22,985
Wait, what?
573
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:23,986
They're not
574
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,521
vampires, they're my clones.
575
00:14:25,523 --> 00:14:27,490
Or I'm their clone, or...
576
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,091
Oh, please, you and
577
00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:30,259
your clone nonsense, it's all
578
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,527
a bunch of...
579
00:14:31,529 --> 00:14:33,362
Holy shit.
580
00:14:33,364 --> 00:14:34,964
Why was I not informed
581
00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:36,432
of this, Krieger?
582
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:38,134
If he even is Krieger!
583
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:39,001
Huh?
584
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:40,336
The real Krieger could
585
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,370
be down there!
586
00:14:41,372 --> 00:14:42,305
Oh, for... that is
587
00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:43,172
just...
588
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:44,140
I won't even dignify that with
589
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:45,174
a response.
590
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:47,610
Uh, uh...
591
00:14:47,612 --> 00:14:48,644
Pam?
592
00:14:48,646 --> 00:14:49,512
Pam!
593
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:50,346
Uh-huh.
594
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,280
I've got a
595
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:52,281
concussion.
596
00:14:52,283 --> 00:14:53,516
And this regular tie means
597
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,684
nothing, I don't like bow ties
598
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:55,985
so I switched.
599
00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:56,652
Well, you certainly
600
00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:57,520
sound concussed.
601
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,354
He sounds like a
602
00:14:58,356 --> 00:14:59,222
vampire!
603
00:14:59,224 --> 00:15:00,189
I say we tie him up and let the
604
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,324
sun sort it out!
605
00:15:01,326 --> 00:15:02,191
You need to hush.
606
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,125
Minutes to
607
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:04,660
150.
608
00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:05,528
What is that?
609
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,362
What is going on?
610
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,363
Tell me that robot's
611
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,331
not talking about launching this
612
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,198
rocket, Krieger.
613
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,399
Or should we say
614
00:15:10,401 --> 00:15:11,400
Count Krieg...
615
00:15:11,402 --> 00:15:12,335
Ow! Ow!
616
00:15:12,337 --> 00:15:14,036
Ow, cut it out! Ow!
617
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,905
Goddamn it! Ow!
618
00:15:15,907 --> 00:15:16,973
Thank you.
619
00:15:16,975 --> 00:15:17,974
Vampire lovers.
620
00:15:17,976 --> 00:15:18,975
Yeah, so, here's
621
00:15:18,977 --> 00:15:20,042
the thing...
622
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:20,710
This is it, rebel
623
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:21,978
headquarters.
624
00:15:21,980 --> 00:15:23,546
Now, remember, let me do the
625
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,580
talking.
626
00:15:24,582 --> 00:15:25,481
Got it.
627
00:15:25,483 --> 00:15:26,349
I'm serious.
628
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:27,183
I got it.
629
00:15:27,185 --> 00:15:28,050
Look at me.
630
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:28,985
I got it!
631
00:15:28,987 --> 00:15:30,052
Jesus!
632
00:15:30,054 --> 00:15:31,087
Okay.
633
00:15:31,089 --> 00:15:32,221
Then here we go.
634
00:15:35,526 --> 00:15:36,993
Pinche cabrón!
635
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:37,660
Ow!
636
00:15:37,662 --> 00:15:38,527
Goddamn it!
637
00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:40,029
You said you'd let me do the...
638
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:43,666
¡Espere,
639
00:15:43,668 --> 00:15:44,533
espere!
640
00:15:44,535 --> 00:15:45,368
¡Mira, mira!
641
00:15:45,370 --> 00:15:46,535
Es la cantante!
642
00:15:46,537 --> 00:15:47,603
♪ It's all about me
643
00:15:47,605 --> 00:15:48,437
this time... ♪
644
00:15:48,439 --> 00:15:50,239
Aw...
645
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,207
So.
646
00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,942
You're saying this gigantic
647
00:15:52,944 --> 00:15:54,410
rocket is not only full of
648
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:56,512
deadly nerve gas, but also aimed
649
00:15:56,514 --> 00:15:58,114
God knows where?
650
00:15:58,116 --> 00:15:59,215
Well, that statement
651
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:00,449
presupposes the existence of
652
00:16:00,451 --> 00:16:01,350
God, but...
653
00:16:01,352 --> 00:16:02,285
Krieger, I am about
654
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,552
two seconds away from telling
655
00:16:03,554 --> 00:16:05,588
Pam to get a wooden stake.
656
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,023
Yay!
657
00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:08,524
I'm not a vampire!
658
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:09,525
Doesn't matter to
659
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:10,526
the stake.
660
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:11,394
Then yes!
661
00:16:11,396 --> 00:16:12,395
It's full of nerve gas, and I
662
00:16:12,397 --> 00:16:13,396
don't know where it's aimed!
663
00:16:13,398 --> 00:16:14,263
What?
664
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,264
What's the range on this thing?
665
00:16:15,266 --> 00:16:16,265
I don't know, 2,000
666
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:17,133
miles?
667
00:16:18,036 --> 00:16:18,901
How far away is the
668
00:16:18,903 --> 00:16:19,969
Upper East Side?
669
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:20,703
I don't know,
670
00:16:20,705 --> 00:16:22,471
1,980-something miles?
671
00:16:23,474 --> 00:16:24,373
Okay, this is a
672
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,441
presidential order from the
673
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,542
president.
674
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:27,543
Shut it down!
675
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,411
I can't!
676
00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,046
Can't, or won't?
677
00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,047
Can't!
678
00:16:31,049 --> 00:16:31,714
Oh.
679
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:32,982
I didn't hear you.
680
00:16:32,984 --> 00:16:33,716
Ray, can you override
681
00:16:33,718 --> 00:16:35,117
the launch sequence?
682
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,118
Um...
683
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:36,986
Launch
684
00:16:36,988 --> 00:16:37,720
sequence accelerated.
685
00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:38,554
No.
686
00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:40,423
Oh, for God's sake.
687
00:16:40,425 --> 00:16:41,390
Minutes to
688
00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:42,391
90.
689
00:16:42,393 --> 00:16:43,559
Cyril...
690
00:16:43,561 --> 00:16:44,593
Uh, it's actually
691
00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,329
Señor Presidente, but...
692
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:47,964
Shh, hush.
693
00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,166
Now I know you've had a fun time
694
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:52,335
as dictator, and we all enjoyed
695
00:16:52,337 --> 00:16:54,003
this little break from him,
696
00:16:54,005 --> 00:16:56,138
but Cyril... and if you tell him
697
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,340
I said this, I'll break your
698
00:16:57,342 --> 00:17:01,677
frickin' arms... it's... ugh...
699
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,279
Archer time.
700
00:17:03,281 --> 00:17:05,247
Wha...?
701
00:17:05,249 --> 00:17:06,682
Oh, all right.
702
00:17:06,684 --> 00:17:08,517
Krieger, I assume the
703
00:17:08,519 --> 00:17:09,352
whatever...
704
00:17:09,354 --> 00:17:10,353
Doppelkriegers.
705
00:17:10,355 --> 00:17:11,320
I assume they had a
706
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,621
lab, so take Ray and see if you
707
00:17:12,623 --> 00:17:13,622
can find some info on how to
708
00:17:13,624 --> 00:17:15,257
shut this damn thing down.
709
00:17:15,259 --> 00:17:16,459
We'll go get Archer.
710
00:17:16,461 --> 00:17:17,526
Ooh, and Cherlene!
711
00:17:17,528 --> 00:17:19,662
Ooh, and no.
712
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:21,964
Because she isn't here.
713
00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:22,665
Oh!
714
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,000
Damn it, Archer!
715
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:25,034
Damn you!
716
00:17:25,036 --> 00:17:26,002
You can't even let me pretend to
717
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,203
be magnanimous while inwardly
718
00:17:27,205 --> 00:17:28,270
gloating!
719
00:17:28,272 --> 00:17:29,138
Oh, shut up.
720
00:17:29,140 --> 00:17:30,439
What does the note say?
721
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,048
So, airport?
722
00:17:39,050 --> 00:17:40,116
But the note says not...
723
00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:41,984
Well, I guess that
724
00:17:41,986 --> 00:17:42,685
settles that!
725
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:43,686
I mean, it's not like we can
726
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,054
just waltz into enemy territory
727
00:17:45,056 --> 00:17:46,355
and...
728
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:48,024
Well, I certainly can't.
729
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,291
Can't, or...
730
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:50,993
Both, either, all.
731
00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:52,661
They'd shoot me on sight, Lana.
732
00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:53,662
And if you want Archer so damn
733
00:17:53,664 --> 00:17:55,464
bad, you can go get him your...
734
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,537
Huh.
735
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,571
I didn't think she'd actually
736
00:18:02,573 --> 00:18:03,472
do it.
737
00:18:03,474 --> 00:18:04,540
Then you're an idiot.
738
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,643
Oh, I'm the idiot?
739
00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:09,645
Yes.
740
00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:11,514
What the...?
741
00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:12,515
Holly?
742
00:18:12,517 --> 00:18:13,516
Archer?
743
00:18:13,518 --> 00:18:14,517
Rando?
744
00:18:14,519 --> 00:18:15,518
Slater?
745
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:16,886
Who the hell is Rando?
746
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:17,653
Him!
747
00:18:17,655 --> 00:18:18,521
That's Sterling
748
00:18:18,523 --> 00:18:19,388
Archer!
749
00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:20,389
A-hem!
750
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,425
And I am Cherlene?
751
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:25,428
The Queen of Outlaw Country?
752
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:26,529
What the hell are you
753
00:18:26,531 --> 00:18:27,530
doing here?
754
00:18:27,532 --> 00:18:28,531
What the hell are you
755
00:18:28,533 --> 00:18:29,365
doing here?
756
00:18:29,367 --> 00:18:30,266
I could ask you the
757
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,167
same question.
758
00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:32,234
I am asking you the same
759
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,102
question!
760
00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,036
We came to join the
761
00:18:34,038 --> 00:18:34,703
rebels.
762
00:18:34,705 --> 00:18:35,538
What?
763
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:36,539
What's the FBI doing
764
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:37,606
in San Marcos?
765
00:18:37,608 --> 00:18:39,208
With a cocaine smuggler?
766
00:18:40,211 --> 00:18:41,610
I'm not FBI, and he's
767
00:18:41,612 --> 00:18:42,678
not a...
768
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,946
Well, technically,
769
00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:45,014
I am, but...
770
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,182
We're both CIA.
771
00:18:46,184 --> 00:18:47,283
What?!
772
00:18:47,285 --> 00:18:48,451
C...
773
00:18:48,453 --> 00:18:49,952
I... A.
774
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:50,686
And we're also
775
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:51,687
the rebels.
776
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:53,389
And you are in a mundo
777
00:18:53,391 --> 00:18:54,623
of caca.
778
00:18:54,625 --> 00:18:55,524
Okay!
779
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:58,094
Listen, stop, listen to me!
780
00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,128
Lana?!
781
00:18:59,130 --> 00:19:00,062
Holly?
782
00:19:00,064 --> 00:19:01,063
What's the FBI doing...
783
00:19:01,065 --> 00:19:01,931
These dickheads
784
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,366
aren't FBI, Lana, they're CIA!
785
00:19:04,368 --> 00:19:06,936
And also the rebels!
786
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,940
Huh.
787
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,108
Thought that would get more of
788
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,142
a reaction.
789
00:19:13,144 --> 00:19:15,377
Yeah, no, that is,
790
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:16,912
um... news, uh...
791
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:20,483
but my water just broke, so...