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(groans)
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(sighs)
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"You and Jess broke up."
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(sighs)
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Oh, man.
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"The bed got burned."
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I thought it was a dream.
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"It was a not a dream."
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I'm a little scared to see
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what's on the other side.
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"Writing left-handed is HARB."
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(sighs)
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(spluttering)
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- Oh!
- (shrieks)
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Goodness. Hi. Sorry.
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I was just changing
in the closet,
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like Superman.
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Are we still allowed
to see each other naked?
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- Yes.
- Do you think so?
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I don't know.
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- Hmm.
- Maybe.
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- Ah...
- Definitely not.
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(goofily):
"Derfi-niddley nit."
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(laughs)
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Boob season's over, for you.
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- Mind if I grab my socks?
- Um, no. You can go ahead.
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- I'll close my eyes.
- Okay.
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- Hey!
- Whoa!
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So how you doing?
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- I'm really good.
- Good.
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- How 'bout you?
- Great.
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Yeah, I'm really enjoying the breakup.
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- Yeah.
- I think I'm handling it well.
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Yeah, you are.
You are.
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You're. You know,
you're not drunk,
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you haven't left me
300 voicemails...
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And you're not crying while
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watching that movie Ghost.
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Well, it's Dirty Dancing.
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Doesn't Swayze do
a dirty dance with that clay?
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That's not Dirty Dancing.
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It's Ghost.
It's a different movie.
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Which one takes place at camp?
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Dirty Dancing.
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Which one's Whoopi in?
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Stop asking me
questions about them.
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Drop it.
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(sniffs)
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So I saw this TV show
about monkeys in India,
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and one of the monkeys,
when it gets nervous
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and it wants to play
submissive, it goes like this:
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And that lets all
the other monkeys know
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it doesn't want trouble.
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That's cool.
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They also give each other
oral pleasure.
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And they masturbate.
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So what do we do now, Jess?
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Well, normally, I would go home,
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but I already am home, so...
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- (laughs)
- can't do that.
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I know where you live.
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And I live where you live.
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Should we tell the
people we live with?
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- Yeah, let's do that.
- Okay.
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♪ Bad boys, bad boys ♪
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♪ What you gonna do ♪
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♪ What you gonna do
when I come for you? ♪
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Hey, you guys, we have, um...
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Big news!
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I just got into the police academy.
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(laughing)
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♪ Police naw give me no break ♪
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- ♪ Not a solider mona give you no break ♪
- You know it.
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Coach: He knows it.
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- Because you are a cop.
- No, my uncle was on Cops
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a bunch of times.
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He got no residuals, though.
He's poor.
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That really is big news!
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Big news.
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What a happy,
happy day! Huzzah!
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And to celebrate, I'm gonna have
a banquet in my honor.
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A banquet for yourself?
That seems tacky.
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Can anyone here
think of any reason
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why today should not be
all about me?
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Created by backinblack. Resynced by Katniss
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
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♪ Who's that girl? ♪
♪ It's Jess. ♪
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So I guess we're not
telling anyone today.
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Nah, it doesn't seem
like the right move.
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Yeah.
So we have to pretend
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to be a couple
for one more day.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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- It's gonna be easy.
- Yeah.
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So we broke up.
What's the difference?
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Um...
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I-I couldn't be more okay with it.
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Well, I couldn't be more okay, either.
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Great. Me, too.
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Capital "O," capital "K"
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capital "A," capital "Y."
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I'm okay.
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(crying): I'm not okay, Mom.
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(sniffling)
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I'm not okay.
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I'm not okay.
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I'm sorry to pull you
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out of your dance class.
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Oh, the recital was today?
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I know we did the right thing,
I just... I feel like...
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really upset, and...
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Nick seems totally okay
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and I guess I just need someone
to tell me it's gonna be fine.
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(sobbing):
It's not gonna be fine, Jess.
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I'm never gonna be a grandmother!
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What? Mom...
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Stop crying.
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You don't even have
to love him, honey.
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You just have to get
that sperm cooking!
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- Mom...
- I'm sorry, honey, I just...
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You know, this is where
I'm at right now.
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Well, this was really
comforting, Mom.
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(Joan sobbing over phone)
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It's like I'm in the womb,
sucking my thumb.
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Look, of course she doesn't know
I'm in pain, Tran.
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I'm hiding it
like you're supposed to.
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But I'm lying to my best friend.
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You're also my best friend, don't...
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don't start that weird jazz train.
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I don't know how I'm gonna
hold it all together.
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I can't talk about it
with anyone all day.
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I feel like a piñata, you know,
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and I'm just gonna pop.
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What does that mean:
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"The problem is the solution?"
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Oh, you mean just focus
myself on Winston,
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and I won't have time
to think about Jess.
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That's really smart,
but that's not exactly
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"the problem is the solution."
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Do you know what I mean?
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That's, like, a cool sentence, but...
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it's more just "stay busy," right?
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Thanks, Tran.
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If I'd met you in your prime,
during the war,
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that would have been glorious!
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But then we would've been enemies
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and tried to murder one another,
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unless we formed an alliance.
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Oh...
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You and me forming an alliance
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in an old-school war?
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That's a fantasy.
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Or a novel.
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You just gave me another idea.
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Winston?
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I've been thinking about it,
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and a banquet is not big enough.
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You're not retiring from some
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insurance company.
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So what do you really want,
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besides a piñata?
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Dream big.
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Dream big, he said.
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Okay. Um...
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If I had my druthers...
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you know, 100% of my druthers...
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I...
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I gotta go Honey Roast.
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The hell is that?
And don't say it
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like it's some thing we know!
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It's a roast,
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except you say nice things about me.
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Honey Roast.
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- Huh.
- You know?
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Well, I can't wait
to make that happen for you.
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- You serious?
- He thinks you're serious.
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- How do I do it?
- You just get everybody
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to say a bunch of
cute stuff about me.
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You know, all the, like,
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funny stuff that makes me
sweet, you know?
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Done! What else?
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What? There's... There's more?
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(laughs) Uh...
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make me a prominent chair.
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- Like a throne?
- Come on.
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A throne?
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Who am I, CeeLo?
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(laughs) No, I just...
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This is me, I'm still the same person.
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- Stop touching me.
- I'm not gonna change.
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- I'm still the same person.
- Stop touching me.
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So make me a prominent chair.
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Then you shall have that, Winston.
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What else you want?
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I'm thinking maybe
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you should MC my roast.
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Okay, I will.
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And can you do it
dressed as Furguson?
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I'm not gonna do that.
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Thought it might be special.
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Nah, it's strange.
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All right, I'm gonna get
started on that chair.
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Schmidt: Well, this just in:
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the dress code for
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Winston's banquet tonight is...
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is opt... is optional.
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Why would he write "optional" there?
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That's gotta be a mistake, right?
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And they're gonna give him a gun?
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What are you doing back there?
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Thought it was about time
I graduated high school.
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- Mmm...
- I'm proud of you.
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That's it?
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No snide comments?
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I've got legions.
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But I'm gonna be supportive.
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"Legions" means "a lot."
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I know what "legions" means.
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Anyway, I probably won't
even take the test.
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I failed the last five practice exams.
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So that seems like a bad sign.
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Of course you're failing.
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You're studying here
in a rowdy tavern.
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Chumbawamba's playing,
it's not even "Tubthumping."
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You're writing with what looks to be
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a golf pencil.
Where are your flash cards?
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Do you not have
o-one single flash card?
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There's maraschino goo everywhere!
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You don't have a flash card?
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I'm taking over.
You need a tutor.
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Yes, I'll do it.
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You realize I have
a boyfriend, right?
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Oh, the hunky Australian boy?
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Congratulations.
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Cece, this is about your education.
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- Nothing more.
- Mm.
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He's actually from Perth, so...
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Perth is in Australia, Cece.
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We'll start with geography.
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Oh, Cece, I really need...
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to ask Schmidt
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if my outfit's working.
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It is not.
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I was in the middle of tutoring Cece!
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- Make it quick!
- I know why you're upset, okay?
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I should've asked you to tutor me.
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But he just volunteered,
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and I figured you'd
be busy with Nick.
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Well, I'm not busy with Nick anymore.
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Oh, no.
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Did you guys break up?
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Jess, are you pregnant?
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I feel like I made it weird with
the pregnancy thing, you guys.
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Did I make it weird with
the pregnancy thing?
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'Cause I really feel like I did.
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I feel like, in my heart,
that that was a...
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that was the wrong to say,
especially to two women
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who are sitting alone
in a room together.
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You know, I don't know where
you guys are at with your lives
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But you're certainly
getting up to an age
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where babies are on your mind,
and-and I didn't want
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to throw that into the mix.
I could see
263
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,426
that you were emotional,
Jess, when you left,
264
00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:06,095
and I, and I don't want
to make you more emotional
265
00:09:06,129 --> 00:09:07,863
by bringing up pregnancy.
266
00:09:07,897 --> 00:09:10,666
And, Cece, you can probably
barely spell "pregnancy."
267
00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:13,368
And I feel terrible.
268
00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:15,437
Are you frickin'
razzing me in there?
269
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,972
Did I just here a razz?
270
00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:18,006
Damn it!
271
00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:22,544
So you're really building
Winston's throne, huh?
272
00:09:22,579 --> 00:09:24,279
It's a prominent chair.
273
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,916
And it's not right!
It's not regal enough!
274
00:09:27,951 --> 00:09:30,227
- How long have you been doing this?
- It's for the Honey Roast.
275
00:09:30,267 --> 00:09:31,954
I'm trying to think of cute
things to say about Winston.
276
00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,255
I got great stuff about his feet.
277
00:09:33,289 --> 00:09:35,324
What are you saying, dude?
You sound insane.
278
00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:38,260
If anything's cute about
Winston, it's his yawn.
279
00:09:38,294 --> 00:09:40,596
(yawning)
280
00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,067
He goes, like...
(both imitating Winston's yawn)
281
00:09:45,101 --> 00:09:47,036
- Can I use that?
- You're scaring me, man.
282
00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:49,972
Like, for real.
Like, I'm scared for you.
283
00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,441
Don't do that voice 'cause
it makes me confess things.
284
00:09:52,475 --> 00:09:53,976
I'm really scared for you.
285
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,512
- I broke up with Jess.
- You broke...
286
00:09:56,546 --> 00:09:58,947
- You broke up with Jess?!
- (quietly): I broke up with Jess.
287
00:09:58,982 --> 00:10:00,816
- Aw, man.
- It's real.
288
00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,317
Or she broke up with me, I
don't know, but we're broken up.
289
00:10:02,352 --> 00:10:04,019
Well, at least that explains
all of that.
290
00:10:04,054 --> 00:10:05,287
Kind of.
291
00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:07,322
I just feel like I'm falling apart.
292
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,291
Like, my brain feels like spaghetti.
293
00:10:09,325 --> 00:10:10,592
And my future feels
294
00:10:10,627 --> 00:10:11,860
like a dark hole
295
00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:13,495
that I can't stop falling down.
296
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,698
You can't show her this pain.
297
00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:17,366
Or she'll freak out
and it'll be over, okay?
298
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:18,734
I wish someone
would've told me that
299
00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:20,369
when Malia and I broke up.
300
00:10:20,403 --> 00:10:21,837
(crying): Malia, I'm in pain
301
00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,573
and I want you to know!
(sobbing)
302
00:10:24,607 --> 00:10:28,310
I want to get this pain
out of my body!
303
00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:29,545
(retching)
304
00:10:29,579 --> 00:10:31,146
I haven't seen her since.
305
00:10:31,181 --> 00:10:33,315
I still read her e-mails, though.
306
00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:34,950
- Every day.
- Every day.
307
00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:37,019
- Every damn day.
- Every day.
308
00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,588
You have to hide your feelings
no matter what.
309
00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:42,391
And I am. She thinks I'm okay.
That's my game plan.
310
00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:44,226
I'm talking about pills, man.
Schmidt's got
311
00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:46,428
some anxiety pills
in his top drawer, you know?
312
00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:48,230
- That's a great idea.
- Do it.
313
00:10:48,264 --> 00:10:51,066
Don't tell any of the roommates
about the breakup.
314
00:10:51,101 --> 00:10:52,838
Thought I made it clear that
I do not want to talk about this.
315
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,021
Sure.
316
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:57,072
He just seemed so fine with it.
317
00:10:58,174 --> 00:10:59,575
Like he's happier
318
00:10:59,609 --> 00:11:01,543
than me watching Coach
319
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,312
watching Winston yawn.
320
00:11:03,346 --> 00:11:05,347
(yawning)
321
00:11:12,689 --> 00:11:15,491
I'm sure he's just as sad as you are.
322
00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:16,592
It's an act.
323
00:11:16,626 --> 00:11:18,227
You need to go and talk to him
324
00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,562
so he can tell you
how he really feels.
325
00:11:22,198 --> 00:11:23,265
I'll go with you, okay?
326
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:25,567
- Thanks.
- Of course.
327
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,936
Are you guys Frenching?
328
00:11:27,971 --> 00:11:29,571
Okay, say you're Frenching
and I'll stop knocking.
329
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,173
Ignore him, okay?
Just ignore him.
330
00:11:33,984 --> 00:11:36,005
Remember Cece,
no one knows we broke up.
331
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:38,240
- Not a word.
- Nope.
332
00:11:38,275 --> 00:11:40,876
- Hey!
- Come here, you.
333
00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:43,112
Why are we doing this?
334
00:11:43,146 --> 00:11:44,980
Uh...
335
00:11:45,015 --> 00:11:47,082
this is, uh, how I,
how I greet everyone now.
336
00:11:47,117 --> 00:11:50,319
And then I, uh, do this.
337
00:11:50,353 --> 00:11:51,387
- Then do that.
- Oh.
338
00:11:51,421 --> 00:11:52,388
And top it off
339
00:11:52,422 --> 00:11:53,589
with a little bit of that.
340
00:11:53,623 --> 00:11:54,723
You feel me?
341
00:11:54,758 --> 00:11:55,825
This is how you greet everybody now?
342
00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:57,693
Ah, come here, you.
343
00:11:57,727 --> 00:11:59,562
Uh, that wasn't an invitation.
344
00:12:02,466 --> 00:12:03,299
Nick, hi!
345
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,433
Son of a bitch!
Come here, you.
346
00:12:04,468 --> 00:12:05,968
What are you doing, man?
347
00:12:06,002 --> 00:12:08,671
- You take the pills?
- Uh, I feel as if I'm of cotton.
348
00:12:08,705 --> 00:12:10,039
Sorry for what's about to happen.
349
00:12:10,073 --> 00:12:11,440
(grunts)
350
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:14,977
(whispers a blessing)
351
00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:17,480
Do you have a minute
to maybe have a conversation
352
00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:18,814
with your sweet, sweet girlfriend?
353
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:24,286
I think the only way
we're gonna get through this
354
00:12:24,321 --> 00:12:25,888
is if we're really honest
with each other
355
00:12:25,922 --> 00:12:27,289
about how we're really feeling.
356
00:12:27,324 --> 00:12:28,491
This morning I told you
357
00:12:28,525 --> 00:12:30,593
I was okay, and...
358
00:12:32,829 --> 00:12:34,029
Why are you winking at me?
359
00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:35,464
- Am I winking?
- Yeah.
360
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,066
I think I'm just a little nervous.
361
00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:39,969
I'm gonna put my sunglasses on
so we can keep talking.
362
00:12:40,003 --> 00:12:41,804
- Okay, okay.
- 'Cause I don't think I can stop this.
363
00:12:41,838 --> 00:12:42,938
Please continue with
what you were saying.
364
00:12:42,973 --> 00:12:45,040
Um, I just, um,
365
00:12:45,075 --> 00:12:46,909
want you to tell me
how you really feel.
366
00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:49,812
- Great.
- Gre... I'm sorry, "Great"?
367
00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:51,747
- I feel great.
- Is great the, the, uh,
368
00:12:51,782 --> 00:12:53,149
is the emotion you feel right now?
369
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:54,550
- No.
- Oh.
370
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:58,387
I feel amazing.
371
00:12:58,421 --> 00:12:59,522
(laughs)
372
00:12:59,556 --> 00:13:01,090
- "Amazing"?
- Yeah.
373
00:13:01,124 --> 00:13:03,392
You feel amazing right now?
374
00:13:03,427 --> 00:13:04,994
I just feel happier and amazing
375
00:13:05,028 --> 00:13:06,562
and lighter.
376
00:13:06,596 --> 00:13:08,497
Tonight's about Winston.
377
00:13:08,532 --> 00:13:10,299
You don't have to worry about me
'cause I'm worried
378
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,567
about the Honey Roast.
379
00:13:11,601 --> 00:13:12,968
I'm sorry I forgot
380
00:13:13,003 --> 00:13:15,037
that Winston is
the most important thing
381
00:13:15,071 --> 00:13:16,939
that's going on today.
382
00:13:16,973 --> 00:13:18,040
That's where I'm putting
all my energies.
383
00:13:18,075 --> 00:13:19,775
Fan...
384
00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:22,211
tastic.
385
00:13:22,245 --> 00:13:24,213
Took a long time to say that word.
386
00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,148
There you are!
(groans)
387
00:13:26,183 --> 00:13:28,884
- We're supposed to be studying.
- Come here, you.
388
00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:30,719
Ah, thanks, Coach.
I needed this.
389
00:13:31,822 --> 00:13:34,457
Mm. Delightful.
390
00:13:34,491 --> 00:13:35,925
To you, too, my friend.
391
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:36,959
That is super weird.
392
00:13:36,993 --> 00:13:38,494
What is wrong with you?
393
00:13:38,528 --> 00:13:40,362
What are you scared
of a couple practice tests?
394
00:13:40,397 --> 00:13:41,831
Just something more important
came up, that's all.
395
00:13:41,865 --> 00:13:43,132
There should be nothing
396
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:45,634
more important to you, Cece,
than your future.
397
00:13:45,669 --> 00:13:47,036
Because nothing is more important
398
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:48,471
to me than your future.
399
00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:50,039
Do you know how stupid
it makes me feel
400
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:51,841
to care more about
your future than you do?
401
00:13:53,176 --> 00:13:54,577
Nick and Jess broke up.
402
00:13:54,611 --> 00:13:56,445
(Coach laughs)
I knew you knew!
403
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,446
- Oh!
- I knew it!
404
00:13:57,481 --> 00:13:58,714
So, you knew, too.
405
00:13:58,749 --> 00:14:01,050
But you knew and you told.
406
00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:02,918
Look, that was so sweet
of you, Schmidt.
407
00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:04,854
Okay? And thank you
for believing in me...
408
00:14:04,888 --> 00:14:07,438
- Who gives a rat's A?!
- Hmm?
409
00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,336
Nick and Jess break up.
and you spring this on me
410
00:14:09,371 --> 00:14:11,427
like a, like it's
a freaking weather report?
411
00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:14,697
I am a child of divorce!
I'm delicate!
412
00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:17,399
Should've graduated the first
time around, you buffoon!
413
00:14:17,434 --> 00:14:18,901
Better keep it together, dude.
No one can know you know.
414
00:14:18,935 --> 00:14:21,437
Jess: Guess what, Cece?
(door closes)
415
00:14:21,471 --> 00:14:22,938
My boyfriend Nick
416
00:14:22,973 --> 00:14:24,874
is totally frickin' fine.
417
00:14:24,908 --> 00:14:26,976
He's actually, he's "amazing."
418
00:14:27,010 --> 00:14:28,611
Okay, wine.
419
00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:31,080
Yeah, make it a big one.
A holiday pour.
420
00:14:31,114 --> 00:14:32,748
'Cause today's all about Winston.
421
00:14:32,783 --> 00:14:34,049
Nick: Yeah, it's all about Winston.
422
00:14:35,719 --> 00:14:37,119
Somebody say Winston?
423
00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:39,722
- Whoa!
- What?
424
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:43,926
Guys, I gotta say, I am walking
on air, I really am.
425
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,927
It's, uh...
426
00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:45,928
Excuse me for a second.
427
00:14:45,962 --> 00:14:47,530
Hey, Winston!
428
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:50,766
Hey, it's your day!
I'm diving in! What can I do?
429
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:53,669
'Cause today is all about Winston.
430
00:14:53,703 --> 00:14:54,770
Yeah, all about Winston.
431
00:14:54,805 --> 00:14:56,939
- Whatever you want, buddy.
- Mm-hmm.
432
00:14:56,973 --> 00:14:58,374
Anything?
433
00:14:58,408 --> 00:15:00,009
My name is Nick Miller
434
00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:03,312
and I'm your host of
tonight's Honey Roast.
435
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,314
Winston: Thank you! Thank you!
436
00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:08,517
And I'm Furguson the cat.
437
00:15:08,552 --> 00:15:09,985
Ya-ya!
438
00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:14,785
Okay, uh, tonight's Honey Roast,
we're gonna keep it sweet,
439
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:18,188
keep it positive, and most of
all, we're gonna keep it cute.
440
00:15:18,223 --> 00:15:19,523
Am I right, Furguson?
441
00:15:21,893 --> 00:15:23,193
Hope that cat's not driving.
442
00:15:23,228 --> 00:15:25,495
How is a cat costume
just lying around?
443
00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,064
She has four of them.
444
00:15:27,098 --> 00:15:30,601
- I'm drinking a "Catbernet."
- (laughs)
445
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:31,602
- That's pretty good.
- Okay.
446
00:15:31,636 --> 00:15:32,636
That's pretty good.
447
00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:34,805
A Pinot "meowoir..."
448
00:15:34,839 --> 00:15:36,273
Meow-oi-rr.
449
00:15:36,307 --> 00:15:39,409
If I have one more of these,
you're gonna have to point
450
00:15:39,444 --> 00:15:42,012
this old kitty in the direction
of my litter box
451
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:45,082
because I'm gonna need to find it.
452
00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:47,084
Mm, let's keep it cute, guys.
453
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:49,052
'Cause I'm gonna have to pee.
454
00:15:49,087 --> 00:15:52,122
Speaking of cute,
Winston Bishop is so cute...
455
00:15:52,156 --> 00:15:54,224
All: How cute is he?
456
00:15:54,259 --> 00:15:55,526
How cute am I?
457
00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,492
Teddy bears buy Winston
for their kids.
458
00:15:58,930 --> 00:16:01,331
That was good.
That is exactly how cute I am.
459
00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:03,233
- Horrible visual.
- Want to know how cute you are?
460
00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:04,268
Yeah, I want to know how cute I am.
461
00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:05,235
You want to know how cute you are?
462
00:16:05,270 --> 00:16:06,236
I want to know how cute I am.
463
00:16:06,271 --> 00:16:07,137
Puppys put him...
464
00:16:07,171 --> 00:16:08,405
Not gonna do that one.
465
00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:10,007
Are we still pretending
that we don't...
466
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:12,376
- Relax. Keep it together.
- Mm-hmm, it'll be over soon.
467
00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,545
- Pretend like you're enjoying this. Smile.
- Mm-hmm.
468
00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:17,948
Winston is so cute, he once met
a Japanese gal named Ariko,
469
00:16:17,982 --> 00:16:20,384
and she started
wearing him as a backpack!
470
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,152
(both laugh)
471
00:16:22,186 --> 00:16:24,087
Boom!
472
00:16:24,122 --> 00:16:27,758
Ooh! I did not see
that one coming! Oh, my!
473
00:16:27,792 --> 00:16:29,493
- I didn't expect it either.
- Surprise ending!
474
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:32,696
I think it's time,
I think it's time
475
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,464
that this cat takes over.
476
00:16:35,433 --> 00:16:36,500
Why hold back?
477
00:16:36,534 --> 00:16:38,302
I feel like we should make this
478
00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:39,803
- a real roast.
- Yeah.
479
00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:41,638
- Don't do that.
- Mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
480
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:43,473
I'm kind of scared,
but I'm also kind of excited.
481
00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:45,542
- I think, actually, it's my turn to...
- It's my turn!
482
00:16:45,577 --> 00:16:47,311
- Uh... mm-mm.
- Okay, back here.
483
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:48,312
This is the best idea.
484
00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:49,646
I think I should sit down.
485
00:16:49,681 --> 00:16:51,014
Getting a little mean.
(laughs)
486
00:16:51,049 --> 00:16:52,049
Time to add some honey.
487
00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:53,483
Who's in the house?
488
00:16:53,518 --> 00:16:54,651
Coach is in the house.
489
00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:56,153
What-what?
490
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,588
What's up, Coach?
491
00:16:57,622 --> 00:17:00,924
You have so many sweatpants,
you need to buy normal pants.
492
00:17:00,959 --> 00:17:02,926
(laughs)
493
00:17:02,961 --> 00:17:04,628
Cece here.
494
00:17:04,662 --> 00:17:05,963
You guys know Cece.
495
00:17:05,997 --> 00:17:09,207
- Your hair's so long.
- Well, you're basically busted.
496
00:17:09,243 --> 00:17:10,248
- Good one.
- That was good.
497
00:17:10,299 --> 00:17:11,407
- That was really a good one.
- That was a good one.
498
00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:12,776
- Schmidt...
- Jess, please, don't.
499
00:17:12,816 --> 00:17:13,927
I'm very fragile right now.
500
00:17:13,962 --> 00:17:16,139
Your head's so big.
(laughing)
501
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:17,407
That actually wasn't that bad.
502
00:17:17,442 --> 00:17:18,976
You got a big-ass head, dude!
503
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:19,977
And Nick Miller...
504
00:17:20,011 --> 00:17:21,578
Oh, boy.
505
00:17:21,613 --> 00:17:24,715
What can I say about Nick
that hasn't already been said?
506
00:17:24,749 --> 00:17:25,782
Oh, here we go.
507
00:17:25,817 --> 00:17:29,086
Nick calls birds "wind mice."
508
00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,220
Nick: Think about it.
509
00:17:30,255 --> 00:17:33,223
- Nick says "Yahtzee" when he climaxes.
- Oh, boy.
510
00:17:33,258 --> 00:17:35,692
He calls turtles "shell beavers."
511
00:17:35,727 --> 00:17:37,995
Well, that's what
they should be called.
512
00:17:38,029 --> 00:17:40,163
Jess: They're green.
Beavers are brown.
513
00:17:40,198 --> 00:17:41,899
We've had this argument
and we have agreed
514
00:17:41,933 --> 00:17:43,834
to not talk about it
in front of others.
515
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,335
But you know the worst,
516
00:17:45,370 --> 00:17:47,571
worst, worst thing about Nick?
517
00:17:47,605 --> 00:17:50,507
- You don't have to say it. You just...
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
518
00:17:50,542 --> 00:17:54,411
He's okay.
519
00:17:54,445 --> 00:17:56,113
He's okay.
520
00:17:56,147 --> 00:17:57,681
And I am...
521
00:17:57,715 --> 00:18:01,552
not okay.
522
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:02,586
(sniffles)
523
00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,254
I'm not okay.
524
00:18:04,289 --> 00:18:06,290
What are you talking about?
525
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:09,092
Are you nuts?
526
00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:10,093
I'm falling apart.
527
00:18:10,128 --> 00:18:11,528
Yeah, I...
528
00:18:11,563 --> 00:18:13,997
I'm on Schmidt's
anti-anxiety medicine.
529
00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:15,399
What?! (laughs)
530
00:18:15,433 --> 00:18:17,201
Nick: Yeah, I stole it
from his drawer.
531
00:18:17,235 --> 00:18:18,302
Schmidty's little helpers.
532
00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:19,937
- Ooh.
- Sorry about that.
533
00:18:19,971 --> 00:18:22,172
I'm very much not okay!
I was only acting okay
534
00:18:22,207 --> 00:18:23,507
'cause I thought you were okay.
535
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:24,875
- I'm not okay.
- I am not okay.
536
00:18:24,909 --> 00:18:26,343
I'm terrible!
537
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:29,680
I know I'm smiling right now,
but I feel terrible.
538
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:31,281
- I'm so happy...
- Yeah.
539
00:18:31,316 --> 00:18:32,649
...that you feel terrible.
540
00:18:32,684 --> 00:18:33,653
It's a devastating breakup.
541
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:35,559
- You know, I know we lived together.
- It's really hard.
542
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:37,063
- It's tricky, you know?
- Yeah.
543
00:18:37,589 --> 00:18:38,909
- You know, it sucks.
- I really thought we had a future.
544
00:18:38,944 --> 00:18:40,917
Me, too. Yeah, saw
the whole thing, the whole thing.
545
00:18:41,089 --> 00:18:43,244
- And now we don't. It's done, yeah.
- We have nothing in common.
546
00:18:43,353 --> 00:18:44,382
(laughs) Yeah.
547
00:18:44,462 --> 00:18:46,563
I also can't stop smiling
because of the drugs,
548
00:18:46,598 --> 00:18:47,764
so my face feels crazy.
549
00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,199
It feels like I had plastic surgery.
550
00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,367
Winston: Can somebody please
551
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,436
tell me what the hell
is going on in here?
552
00:18:52,470 --> 00:18:53,971
- You want to do this?
- I think we should.
553
00:18:54,005 --> 00:18:55,372
Both: We broke up!
554
00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:56,907
- We're done. It's over.
- It's all done.
555
00:18:56,941 --> 00:18:58,909
- Are you serious?! What?!
- What?! No!
556
00:18:58,943 --> 00:19:00,444
Come on, guys, it's so obvious.
557
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:02,579
- Son of a bee sting.
- I mean...
558
00:19:02,614 --> 00:19:03,914
What, you broke up today?
559
00:19:03,948 --> 00:19:06,083
- Yesterday.
- Yesterday.
560
00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:07,284
Well, why didn't you tell me?
561
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,620
Because we didn't want
to ruin your day.
562
00:19:09,654 --> 00:19:12,489
And I'm so sorry we did.
We're so proud of you
563
00:19:12,524 --> 00:19:14,157
that you got into the police academy,
564
00:19:14,192 --> 00:19:16,493
but we're just, we're in
a really bad zone.
565
00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,396
- Yeah, a too bad zone.
- So let's just come out and admit it.
566
00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,797
We're in a terrible zone.
567
00:19:20,832 --> 00:19:22,332
Are you kidding me?
568
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:23,600
Something this big happens
569
00:19:23,635 --> 00:19:26,336
and you guys still look out for me?
570
00:19:26,371 --> 00:19:27,471
I mean, that's... Thank you.
571
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:29,873
I really appreciate it, you guys,
572
00:19:29,908 --> 00:19:31,408
but I'm here for whatever you need.
573
00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:33,043
Thank you, buddy.
574
00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:42,519
Look, I know this is
super weird and...
575
00:19:42,554 --> 00:19:44,888
definitely high
on anxiety pills but...
576
00:19:44,923 --> 00:19:47,457
I'd like everybody
to hold hands in this moment.
577
00:19:47,492 --> 00:19:49,359
- No.
- Just do it, man. That's it.
578
00:19:49,394 --> 00:19:50,427
- Everybody?
- Oh.
579
00:19:50,461 --> 00:19:52,763
- It's two ladies.
- I'm okay.
580
00:19:52,797 --> 00:19:54,331
This feels good.
581
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,600
Om...
582
00:19:56,634 --> 00:20:00,437
(all humming)
583
00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:02,673
(humming stops)
584
00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:05,042
Let's never tell anyone we did this.
585
00:20:05,076 --> 00:20:07,177
Should we all try
to live inside a peach,
586
00:20:07,212 --> 00:20:09,313
or is that weird?
587
00:20:09,347 --> 00:20:12,983
Guys, in light
of what's been going on,
588
00:20:13,017 --> 00:20:14,818
I will be postponing the Honey Roast
589
00:20:14,853 --> 00:20:16,653
- until tomorrow night.
- Okay.
590
00:20:16,688 --> 00:20:17,788
- Ah!
- No.
591
00:20:17,822 --> 00:20:18,789
Coach: No way.
Schmidt: Not doing this.
592
00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:20,390
We could say everybody come back,
593
00:20:20,425 --> 00:20:22,459
- Sorry, Winston.
- everybody come back the same time, so...
594
00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,362
then you guys all get to wear white.
595
00:20:26,931 --> 00:20:30,300
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
596
00:20:30,335 --> 00:20:32,569
(phone ringing)
♪ One look at you ♪
597
00:20:32,604 --> 00:20:34,671
♪ And I can't disguise ♪
598
00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:38,208
♪ I've got hungry eyes... ♪
599
00:20:38,243 --> 00:20:39,209
Hi, again.
600
00:20:39,244 --> 00:20:41,445
♪ I feel the magic... ♪
601
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:43,847
(mutes audio)
I'm watching Dirty Dancing.
602
00:20:43,882 --> 00:20:45,482
I know. I've heard
all three screenings.
603
00:20:45,517 --> 00:20:47,684
I just don't understand how
Penny got in trouble.
604
00:20:47,719 --> 00:20:49,453
Well, you know,
it was a different time.
605
00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,654
Who wins in a fight?
606
00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,457
Swayze from Dirty Dancing
607
00:20:53,491 --> 00:20:55,058
or Swayze from Roadhouse?
608
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:58,028
I think, uh, To Wong Foo
Swayze would win.
609
00:20:58,062 --> 00:20:59,463
Jess, this is really hard.
610
00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,064
I don't know what to do.
611
00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:02,900
I don't know what to call you.
612
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:04,601
It's like a riddle.
613
00:21:04,636 --> 00:21:06,036
I know!
614
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:08,805
I don't know where to change
or where to sleep
615
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,374
or where to go to the bathroom.
616
00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:12,776
Well, I know where
to go to the bathroom.
617
00:21:12,810 --> 00:21:15,012
But you know, the social component.
618
00:21:15,046 --> 00:21:15,979
(sniffles)
619
00:21:16,014 --> 00:21:17,047
(chuckles)
620
00:21:17,081 --> 00:21:19,650
Oh, no.
621
00:21:19,684 --> 00:21:20,817
I'm out of tissues.
622
00:21:20,852 --> 00:21:21,852
Nick: I got it.
623
00:21:23,154 --> 00:21:24,121
Heads up!
624
00:21:24,155 --> 00:21:26,423
Oh! Hey.
625
00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,025
Thank you.
626
00:21:28,059 --> 00:21:31,028
Nick: No problem.
That's what I'm here for.
627
00:21:31,062 --> 00:21:33,330
Good night, honey.
628
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:34,731
Good night.
629
00:21:40,371 --> 00:21:43,340
♪ With these ♪
630
00:21:43,374 --> 00:21:47,044
(sings along):
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
631
00:21:47,078 --> 00:21:49,680
♪ One look at you
and I can't disguise ♪
632
00:21:49,714 --> 00:21:51,648
(Nick joins in): ♪ ...guise,
I got hungry eyes... ♪
633
00:21:51,683 --> 00:21:52,883
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