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All right, let's hit the bar, guys.
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If we've timed this right,
the girls will already be tipsy
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and we will not have to buy them drinks.
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Yeah, well, you guys have fun...
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And don't worry about little old me.
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Just another Saturday night alone...
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With a baby...
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That isn't mine.
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Well, maybe if you hadn't
cheated on your boyfriend Brad
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by hitting on his dad you'd still
have a date on Saturday night.
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And Brad would have a slightly
less awkward Thanksgiving.
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Yeah, Mrs. Wheeler,
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you're like a bad country song.
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♪ There was a cowboy who loved her ♪
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♪ But she had eyes for the father ♪
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♪ Now her heart needs a healer ♪
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♪ 'Cause she's a lonely Mrs. Wheeler. ♪
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Contrary to popular opinion,
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I don't regret breaking
up with Brad at all.
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- Didn't he dump you?
- I don't regret getting dumped by Brad at all.
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I am so over him.
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I'm actually fine if I
never see his face again.
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Oh my God, there he is!
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Oh! Turn it up, turn it up.
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Of all the apartments
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in all the towns in all the world,
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you should walk into mine.
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Oh, hey, Brad "the pad."
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I think this is the beginning
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of a beautiful realtorship.
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Here's renting from me, kids.
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Oh! That's the commercial I helped Brad
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write and direct before we broke up.
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Isn't it great?
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- You know what? I think
- I hear our cab, yeah.
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- Don't wait up.
- That was really bad.
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Oh my God, Emma.
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I want Brad back.
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Oh my God.
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I know.
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Why does Ben always give you the free food
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but I just get the food
that been sent back?
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I'm his mother. I fed him for 20 years.
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At least his breasts will be where they're
supposed to be when I'm done eating.
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Oh my God, it's him.
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Are you having a seizure?
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No, Brad's here.
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All right, pretend that I'm hilarious
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and that you are having the best time ever.
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I thought you just said you were over him.
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Yeah, well, I might've changed my mind.
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But how do I get a guy
that doesn't want me?
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I've never met one of those.
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I mean, hello.
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Guys only want one thing...
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What we can't have. You
just have to ignore him.
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- Ignore him?
- Yeah.
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I can do that.
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- Brad. Hey.
- Hey.
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Long time. Hey, you know
my mom's here, right?
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Yeah, I was kinda hoping
that I might run into her.
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I thought maybe I could talk her
into getting back together again
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- you think there's any chance?
- How do I put this delicately?
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Not a shot in hell.
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Oh. Umm, are you sure?
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Oh. Hey, Bonnie.
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Oh, hi... Brad.
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I love you, Benji.
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And now I'm sure.
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Whoa.
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No one's ever not wanted me before.
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I me, hello.
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I'm gonna let you in on
a little secret, Bradley:
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Women really only want one thing...
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What they can't have. You
gotta make her jealous.
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- How am I supposed to do that?
- Oh, easy. Just set up a fake date
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with one of your ex-girlfriends.
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And if you don't have any,
you can borrow one of mine.
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Girls break up with me all the time.
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So, how are things going with aunt Margot?
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- Are we calling her "mom" yet?
- Oh my God, awesome, super,
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great, totally amazing.
Love her, seriously.
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Which means "terrible, awful.
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I can't stand cleaning up after her
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- and I can't wait for her to leave."
- I know, I know.
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It's just... you know I don't have
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the best relationship with my mom,
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and then here with Margot, there
was a chance for a fresh start.
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You know, I thought she
could be my dream mom,
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the kind who shared clothes and secrets
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and gave great boyfriend advice.
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And Margot doesn't do any of that?
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Let's just say I'm lucky I still have
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a boyfriend after what
happened the other night.
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Psst! Riley!
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Oh good, you're up.
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- Oh my God.
- Hi, Philip.
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I'm Margot.
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Oh my God, how awkward would this be
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if this wasn't Philip? It is, right?
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Yeah, it is.
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So Philip's been sleeping
over a lot lately, huh?
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That's what you got from that story?
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Maybe you should just
give her another chance.
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Or maybe you should let me talk to her.
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Oh my God, no. Danny, that would
just be way too embarrassing.
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- Promise me you will not say anything.
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Oh! Hey, guys.
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I was worried about waking you.
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It's the middle of the day.
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Is it? Wow. I just lost all track of time.
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I was at a protest until 4:00 A.M.
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That's when we realized we were
just in line for concert tickets.
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Oh good. Well, that only leaves,
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oh, 12 hours unaccounted for,
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and, oh, God forbid you should call.
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Oh my God, once again, I sound like my mom.
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So, Margot,
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I think we need to have a little chat.
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Are you sure Bonnie's coming?
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Oh, she's definitely coming.
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It's almost time for her 6:00 feeding.
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Nice job with the fake date.
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Veronica. We go way back.
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Well, let me know when you're
done using her as a decoy.
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I wanna use her as a me-coy.
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That means I wanna have sex with her.
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- Oh, here's my mom. Go go go.
- Okay, there he is.
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Ignore him and he's all yours.
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Okay okay. Really?
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Because right now it
looks like he's all hers.
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Hey, mom. Hey, Brad's here.
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And I think he might've found
himself a new lady friend.
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But good for him, right,
since you're not interested.
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- Yeah.
- Look, just be cool.
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I mean you've got him
right where you want him.
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If I had him where I want him,
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his lips would be on my face!
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Okay, you know what? Never mind.
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You know what? I got this.
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Oh... Sergio.
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There you are, you scamp.
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So should we order lunch
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or just go straight to dessert?
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Pretend you like me.
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Oh. Oh.
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Oh darling. Da...
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You're together, aren't you?
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Oh Sergio, how could you?!
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Let's run, let's run, let's run.
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And here I am on the Rolling Stones tour.
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- Oh my God.
- I was their official photographer.
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- That's Mick...
- Jagger?
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Debowski, the tour bus driver.
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He was a rock star in his own way,
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if you know what I mean.
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Oh hey, just on my way home from practice,
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wanted to come by and say hi,
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because we haven't communicated
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since I said good-bye earlier today.
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Very very true, because we have not spoken.
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But I do need to call my psychic.
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I'm running late for a session,
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but I'm hoping she'll know that.
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God, oh my God. It's
like she just flipped on
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some kind of mom switch. Thank you so much
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for talking me into
giving her another chance.
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She's perfect. Look, she braided my hair.
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She's been giving me advice about my life,
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and my career, about Philip.
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Oh, did she tell you to slow it down?
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Because you should totally listen to her.
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No. Umm...
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She thinks he should move in with me.
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- Move in with you?
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- Isn't that great?
- Yes! Absolutely,
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positivo. Couldn't be happier.
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Yeah, amazing.
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- Ignore him?!
- I said ignore him,
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- not reenact a telenovela.
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Hey hey hey hey, what's going on?
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Tucker just destroyed any chance
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that I might have had of
getting back together with Brad!
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Wait wait wait, you like Brad?
I thought you were over him.
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I was. I'm not. Keep up.
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But now he has moved
on to some other bimbo.
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That wasn't just any bimbo!
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That's the bimbo I told him to
go out with to make you jealous!
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Wait, why would he want
to make her jealous?
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- Because he likes her!
- He does?
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He does?!
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Yes, and you totally ignored him!
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Yeah, because Tuckledoodle Dumb told me to!
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Well, what does it matter?
You both like each other!
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- Oh my God, you're right!
- I know!
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Oh my... all right, you know,
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I have to call him. I have to call him.
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Oh, I can't believe Brad and
I are getting back together!
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Oh hey, I just ran into Brad. Guess what?
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Oh, honey, we are way ahead of you.
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He is still in love with
me and he wants me back.
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Close. He's engaged!
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♪ There was a cowboy
who loved her, but... ♪
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Engaged?
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How could Brad get engaged without me?!
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But that's not even the big news.
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That stupid margot told Riley that
she should move in with Philip.
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I don't care if she told her to eat Philip!
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What did Brad say?
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It's his ex, the girl
he dated just before you.
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I guess they were pretty serious.
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This is your fault.
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- My fault?
- Mm-hmm.
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- What happened to it being Tucker's fault?
- My fault?
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You're the one who didn't
admit you liked him.
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- It's your fault!
- Okay, you know what?
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Don't try to make this my fault!
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Okay, here's what you two are gonna do.
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You two are gonna break
up this little engagement.
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Wh... why would you want to
stop two people who are in love?
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Because I'm currently not
one of those two people!
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Om...
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Hi, are we alone?
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No.
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Now we are.
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Okay, I have to talk to you about Riley.
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And I have to thank you for your advice.
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Turns out this mom stuff is super easy.
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I just kept saying,
"yeah, that sounds cool."
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And now she thinks I'm the perfect mom.
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"Yeah, that sounds cool"?
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That's what you said when she
asked if Philip should move in?
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Oh, is that what she was asking me?
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I might've zoned out for a second there.
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- But he can't move in! He's...
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coming out of the bathroom half-naked.
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- Hey, Phil!
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Danny, hi. Great to see you.
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So, have you heard the good news?
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Looks like I might be moving in.
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He doesn't think it's good news.
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Oh! Because I think it's awesome news.
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But you just said he shouldn't live...
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So far away from his girlfriend!
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Jeez, Margot, I think we know
what you smoked for breakfast.
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If you could put in a good word for me,
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- that would be brilliant.
- No problem.
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I can totally do that.
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There's no way I'm doing that.
You have to get rid of him.
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Okay, while I am neither
confirming or denying
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what I actually had for breakfast,
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you are making no sense.
254
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You need to tell Riley that
she's moving too fast...
255
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Or that there's a difference
256
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,353
between settling down and settling.
257
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Oh, I like that one.
258
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I should be a mom! Yeah.
259
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:06,043
What's wrong with you? You missed
the whole point of the plan.
260
00:12:06,044 --> 00:12:07,911
Guys, there is no plan.
261
00:12:07,912 --> 00:12:10,881
I finally realized that
Veronica is the one for me.
262
00:12:10,882 --> 00:12:12,626
And Ben, I have you to thank for it.
263
00:12:12,627 --> 00:12:15,160
Dude, don't you get it? My
mom still has feelings for you.
264
00:12:15,584 --> 00:12:18,914
- But what about Sergio?
- There is no Sergio.
265
00:12:19,855 --> 00:12:22,225
Look, what Bonnie and I had was amazing.
266
00:12:22,226 --> 00:12:25,437
Even cosmic, dare I say mind-blowing?
267
00:12:25,438 --> 00:12:27,380
I dare you not to.
268
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,553
But Bonnie's all drama and danger,
269
00:12:29,554 --> 00:12:30,801
which I'm done with.
270
00:12:31,414 --> 00:12:34,535
But you're saying you still
have feelings for Mrs. Wheeler.
271
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,570
I always will, but Veronica
and I are meant to be together.
272
00:12:37,571 --> 00:12:39,581
I know this now. I've made up my mind.
273
00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:44,471
But now we have to have a
slightly awkward conversation.
274
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,378
More awkward than us trying to
convince you to sleep with my mom?
275
00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:50,844
I talked to your bar manager and
I'm gonna have a little party here
276
00:12:50,845 --> 00:12:53,607
to announce the engagement,
if that's okay with you.
277
00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:55,855
Veronica really wants
to move this thing along.
278
00:12:55,856 --> 00:12:58,424
Well, maybe she knows if you can
change your mind that quickly,
279
00:12:58,425 --> 00:13:01,921
- it wasn't meant to be.
- So you're gonna be here tonight?
280
00:13:01,922 --> 00:13:05,025
Yes. Yes, I am. I literally just said that.
281
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,290
Okay. All right.
282
00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,054
Well, I have to go nowhere
283
00:13:09,525 --> 00:13:11,092
to talk to no one,
284
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,988
about absolutely nothing related
285
00:13:13,989 --> 00:13:16,271
to this conversation whatsoever.
286
00:13:16,711 --> 00:13:18,730
Nobody follow me.
287
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,936
She's done a complete 180 on
the whole Philip-moving-in thing.
288
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,430
It's now the worst idea she's ever heard.
289
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,106
Gosh, and I was really
pulling for you lovebirds.
290
00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:32,352
- Shucks!
- Hey, guys, look, if you're comfortable,
291
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,537
I'd love for you to come to
my engagement party tonight.
292
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:36,736
You know, it's none of my business,
293
00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:38,781
but don't you think you're
moving a little fast?
294
00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:42,100
I mean, there's a big difference
between settling down and settling.
295
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,318
Huh. That's weird.
296
00:13:45,319 --> 00:13:48,321
That's almost word for word what
Margot just said to me about Philip.
297
00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:52,032
Well, you know, we both are great thinkers.
298
00:13:52,353 --> 00:13:53,630
Oh my God, Danny!
299
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,986
I told you not to say anything!
I told you to stay out of this!
300
00:13:56,987 --> 00:13:58,810
You're my best friend.
I'm just trying to help.
301
00:13:58,811 --> 00:14:01,290
Well, then act like one
and be supportive! You know?
302
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:04,143
At least now I know you're the one
who doesn't want me living with Philip.
303
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,058
Well, you know what? I am capable
304
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:07,847
of making my own decisions, okay?
305
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:10,031
So... so I'm gonna call him right now
306
00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:11,850
and tell him that he can move in tomorrow.
307
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,655
And if you would like to
bring us a housewarming gift,
308
00:14:13,656 --> 00:14:16,938
may I suggest a spice rack.
Margot smoked all of mine.
309
00:14:18,448 --> 00:14:19,627
Riley!
310
00:14:20,418 --> 00:14:21,835
You know, it's none of my business,
311
00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:23,483
but have you ever thought about
312
00:14:23,484 --> 00:14:25,127
just telling her you love her?
313
00:14:33,196 --> 00:14:35,704
So you're absolutely sure
that your mom's not coming?
314
00:14:35,705 --> 00:14:38,377
Absolutely. I told her we
lost our liquor license.
315
00:14:39,869 --> 00:14:42,260
And plus, she's busy babysitting Emma.
316
00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,177
Okay.
317
00:14:47,121 --> 00:14:48,507
There he is! You ready?
318
00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:49,947
I was born ready.
319
00:14:49,948 --> 00:14:51,797
Well, actually I was born premature.
320
00:14:51,798 --> 00:14:53,445
Ready came around 15.
321
00:14:55,866 --> 00:14:57,279
Why are you blaming me?
322
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,252
I wasn't the one who
ran off at the mouth...
323
00:14:59,253 --> 00:15:01,400
which is a first, by the way... so yay me.
324
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:02,959
Yay you?
325
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,934
She's not even talking to me. Boo you.
326
00:15:05,307 --> 00:15:07,311
Well, she isn't talking to me, either.
327
00:15:07,312 --> 00:15:08,542
Which at this point, is fine,
328
00:15:08,543 --> 00:15:10,870
because this just isn't me.
329
00:15:10,871 --> 00:15:12,743
Be a mom, be smart,
330
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,914
give advice... who does that?
331
00:15:15,618 --> 00:15:17,166
I didn't sign up for this.
332
00:15:17,526 --> 00:15:19,782
I don't want to be anybody's mom.
333
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,873
Honestly, I wish she had never found out.
334
00:15:22,175 --> 00:15:23,634
Riley...
335
00:15:25,055 --> 00:15:26,161
um...
336
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:27,836
I'm sorry, Margot.
337
00:15:27,837 --> 00:15:31,016
I didn't realize that being my
mother would be such a burden.
338
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,419
Riley, wait.
339
00:15:32,420 --> 00:15:33,848
I should probably go after her.
340
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,693
No, I think I should handle this one.
341
00:15:39,693 --> 00:15:42,325
Testing. One, two. One, two.
342
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,022
Hey, everybody.
343
00:15:44,023 --> 00:15:46,558
I'd like to welcome you
to the engagement party
344
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:48,617
of Brad...
345
00:15:49,903 --> 00:15:51,185
And that girl.
346
00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:55,240
We just wanted to do a
little something special
347
00:15:55,241 --> 00:15:57,741
to let you know how much
you really mean to us.
348
00:15:58,352 --> 00:16:00,163
All right, move over.
349
00:16:00,164 --> 00:16:01,335
I didn't suffer through 12 summers
350
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,842
of piano camp for nothing. Move!
351
00:16:08,941 --> 00:16:10,079
Hello.
352
00:16:14,285 --> 00:16:16,087
I'd like to take a moment
353
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:19,274
to dedicate this next song
354
00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,672
to all the ladies out there
355
00:16:23,187 --> 00:16:24,901
who can't seem to break
356
00:16:26,005 --> 00:16:27,737
a Brad habit.
357
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,054
- Mrs. Wheeler...
- I'm sorry, sorry.
358
00:16:36,801 --> 00:16:38,161
Um, a little help.
359
00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:39,789
Just give me... just...
360
00:16:47,085 --> 00:16:48,699
♪ every kiss
361
00:16:49,714 --> 00:16:51,107
♪ every heart
362
00:16:52,176 --> 00:16:55,643
♪ seems to act just like a drug ♪
363
00:16:56,723 --> 00:16:59,990
♪ Beginning to be a habit with me ♪
364
00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:04,085
♪ I want to stay in your arms ♪
365
00:17:04,403 --> 00:17:06,582
♪ I'm addicted to your charms ♪
366
00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:09,117
♪ You're getting to be the habit... ♪
367
00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:20,342
And a five, six, seven, eight.
368
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:23,977
♪ Getting to be a habit with me ♪
369
00:17:24,886 --> 00:17:27,140
♪ no, I can't break away
370
00:17:27,945 --> 00:17:30,268
♪ I must have you every day ♪
371
00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:34,339
♪ As regularly as coffee or tea ♪
372
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,945
♪ You've got me in your clutches ♪
373
00:17:37,946 --> 00:17:40,288
♪ And I can't break free
374
00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:43,137
♪ you're getting to be a habit ♪
375
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:44,650
♪ With me
376
00:17:44,651 --> 00:17:45,640
♪ mm-hmm
377
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:49,652
♪ getting to be a habit with me ♪
378
00:17:49,653 --> 00:17:51,228
♪ Brad habit
379
00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:53,213
♪ getting to be
380
00:17:53,214 --> 00:17:54,663
♪ a habit
381
00:17:54,664 --> 00:17:56,153
♪ with...
382
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:02,105
Wait wait wait. I can't.
383
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:07,216
I should go. Veronica!
384
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,554
Oh, right. That was her name.
385
00:18:14,157 --> 00:18:15,810
You're always right.
386
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:17,824
You always know the perfect thing to say.
387
00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,522
All right. Say hi to dad for me.
388
00:18:21,523 --> 00:18:23,053
Yeah, I love you too.
389
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,375
- Your mom?
- Mm-hmm.
390
00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:28,732
What a coincidence.
391
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:30,211
Great timing. You know, sometimes moms...
392
00:18:30,212 --> 00:18:32,228
it's okay. She told me that you called her.
393
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,041
Thank you.
394
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,964
So what did she say?
395
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:37,717
Uh, well, um...
396
00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,153
She told me that I should follow my gut.
397
00:18:39,968 --> 00:18:41,797
And my gut tells me...
398
00:18:42,395 --> 00:18:44,503
actually, it's kind of
always told me that...
399
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,187
It's too soon for him to move in.
400
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,246
Look...
401
00:18:49,247 --> 00:18:51,135
I know you want Margot
to be the perfect mom.
402
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,295
But she knew that she couldn't be.
403
00:18:53,296 --> 00:18:55,265
So she gave you to a woman who could.
404
00:18:55,985 --> 00:18:58,021
How about you just let Margot be Margot
405
00:18:58,022 --> 00:18:59,684
and leave the mom stuff to an expert?
406
00:19:00,184 --> 00:19:01,238
Your mom.
407
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:03,462
Wow, that was so insightful.
408
00:19:04,027 --> 00:19:05,423
You'd actually make a great mom.
409
00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:08,441
I know. That's what I keep telling people.
410
00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:18,175
Of all the engagement
parties in all the towns
411
00:19:18,176 --> 00:19:19,276
in all the world,
412
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:22,294
you had to walk into mine.
413
00:19:23,004 --> 00:19:24,631
Here's looking at us, kid.
414
00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:29,215
- Bonnie...
- I knew you'd come back.
415
00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:30,842
To thank you.
416
00:19:31,437 --> 00:19:33,154
For stopping me from
making the biggest mistake
417
00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,301
of my life.
418
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:37,395
And to tell you that I can't do this.
419
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,147
Us.
420
00:19:39,148 --> 00:19:40,505
Not right now.
421
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,049
But why not?
422
00:19:43,364 --> 00:19:44,844
I mean, we kissed.
423
00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:46,836
We sang together.
424
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:49,737
And there's more than a 50% chance
425
00:19:49,738 --> 00:19:53,082
that we are about to have
some super-hot makeup sex.
426
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:57,473
Something Ben said to me
keeps sticking in my head.
427
00:19:58,408 --> 00:19:59,957
He told me that if I could change my mind
428
00:19:59,958 --> 00:20:02,099
that quickly, it wasn't meant to be.
429
00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:03,948
Right now, I think the only person
430
00:20:03,949 --> 00:20:07,642
that I should be with... Is me.
431
00:20:12,509 --> 00:20:13,789
Good-bye, Bonnie.
432
00:20:20,342 --> 00:20:21,540
You know what, mom...
433
00:20:22,092 --> 00:20:23,978
Brad doesn't deserve you.
434
00:20:23,979 --> 00:20:25,277
You're an amazing woman,
435
00:20:25,278 --> 00:20:27,471
and I thank God for you every day.
436
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,906
- Yeah, no.
- Not buying that one?
437
00:20:29,907 --> 00:20:32,195
No no no no. More...
438
00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:35,125
Mom, you are so pretty.
439
00:20:35,126 --> 00:20:36,408
Yeah, what else?
440
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,605
- And sweet.
- Yeah?
441
00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:39,630
- Did I say sweet?
- Yeah, you did.
442
00:20:39,631 --> 00:20:41,250
I got great legs.
443
00:20:42,085 --> 00:20:43,125
- I mean...
- What else?
444
00:20:43,126 --> 00:20:44,449
That's kind of weird 'cause you're my mom.
445
00:20:47,471 --> 00:20:48,519
You guys have fun.
446
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,605
And don't worry about little old me.
447
00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:52,854
Just another Saturday night alone.
448
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:54,889
With a baby.
449
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:57,161
And again, it's not mine.
450
00:20:57,931 --> 00:20:59,230
We were thinking this Saturday night
451
00:20:59,231 --> 00:21:00,505
might be a little different.
452
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:03,173
Because tonight we're all yours.
453
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,367
Oh my God!
454
00:21:04,714 --> 00:21:07,160
That is so sweet, oh!
455
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,586
But if you're staying in, I'm going out.
456
00:21:09,587 --> 00:21:11,008
All right? Bye-bye, Emma.
457
00:21:11,323 --> 00:21:12,730
Don't wait up, boys.
458
00:21:13,988 --> 00:21:15,598
That ain't right.