1 00:00:05,872 --> 00:00:08,774 All right, Let's hit the bar, guys. 2 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,909 If we've timed this right, The girls will already be tipsy 3 00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:12,745 And we will not have to Buy them drinks. 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,181 Yeah, well, You guys have fun... 5 00:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,350 And don't worry About little old me. 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,053 Just another Saturday night alone... 7 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:22,755 With a baby... 8 00:00:22,757 --> 00:00:25,157 That isn't mine. 9 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:27,393 Well, maybe if You hadn't cheated On your boyfriend brad 10 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:30,662 By hitting on his dad You'd still have a date On saturday night. 11 00:00:30,664 --> 00:00:33,832 And brad would have A slightly less awkward Thanksgiving. 12 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:36,368 - ( mouths ) - ( laughs ) Yeah, mrs. Wheeler, 13 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,437 You're like A bad country song. 14 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:42,241 ♪ there was a cowboy Who loved her ♪ 15 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:44,176 ♪ but she had eyes For the father ♪ 16 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,878 ♪ now her heart needs A healer ♪ 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:48,280 ♪ 'cause she's A lonely mrs. Wheeler. ♪ 18 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:49,815 ( laughs ) 19 00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,818 Contrary to Popular opinion, 20 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,787 I don't regret breaking up With brad at all. 21 00:00:54,789 --> 00:00:57,689 - didn't he dump you? - i don't regret getting Dumped by brad at all. 22 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,193 I am so over him. 23 00:01:01,195 --> 00:01:03,896 I'm actually fine If i never see his face again. 24 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,065 Oh my god, There he is! 25 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,333 Oh! Turn it up, Turn it up. 26 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:10,335 - ( piano music playing ) - of all the apartments 27 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,905 In all the towns In all the world, 28 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:15,908 You should walk Into mine. 29 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:18,243 Oh, hey, brad "the pad." 30 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,313 I think this is The beginning 31 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:24,917 Of a beautiful Realtorship. 32 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:27,886 Here's renting From me, kids. 33 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:28,954 ( clicks tongue ) 34 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,758 Oh! That's the commercial I helped brad 35 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,460 Write and direct Before we broke up. 36 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:36,228 - ( sighs ) - ( babbles ) 37 00:01:36,230 --> 00:01:37,729 Isn't it great? 38 00:01:39,199 --> 00:01:42,000 - you know what? I think - i hear our cab, yeah. 39 00:01:42,002 --> 00:01:44,970 - don't wait up. - danny: that was really bad. 40 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,171 ( door closes ) 41 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:48,107 Oh my god, emma. 42 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,043 I want brad back. 43 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,347 - oh my god. - ( babbles ) 44 00:01:55,349 --> 00:01:56,882 I know. 45 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,218 ( theme music playing ) 46 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:02,454 ♪ it's amazing how the unexpected ♪ 47 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,858 ♪ can take your life and change direction. ♪ 48 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:12,431 Why does ben always Give you the free food 49 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,466 But i just get the food That been sent back. 50 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:18,770 I'm his mother. I fed him for 20 years. 51 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:21,974 At least his breasts will be Where they're supposed to be When i'm done eating. 52 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:24,810 Oh my god, it's him. 53 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,879 ( laughing loudly ) 54 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,084 Are you having a seizure? 55 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,485 ( normal voice ) No, brad's here. 56 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,020 All right, Pretend that i'm hilarious 57 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,488 And that you are having The best time ever. 58 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,323 ( laughing loudly ) 59 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,426 I thought you just said You were over him. 60 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,163 Yeah, well, I might've changed my mind. 61 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:47,065 But how do i get a guy That doesn't want me? 62 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,067 I've never met One of those. 63 00:02:49,069 --> 00:02:51,003 I mean, hello. 64 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,839 Guys only want one thing-- 65 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:56,341 What we can't have. You just have to ignore him. 66 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,843 - ignore him? - yeah. 67 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,478 I can do that. 68 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,446 - brad. Hey. - hey. 69 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:04,082 Long time. Hey, you know My mom's here, right? 70 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,218 Yeah, i was kinda hoping That i might run into her. 71 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,820 I thought maybe i could Talk her into getting Back together again 72 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:12,824 - you think there's any chance? - how do i put this delicately? 73 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:14,159 Not a shot in hell. 74 00:03:14,161 --> 00:03:16,228 Oh. Umm, are you sure? 75 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,330 Oh. Hey, bonnie. 76 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:21,500 Oh, hi... Brad. 77 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,535 I love you, benji. 78 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,540 And now i'm sure. 79 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:30,576 Whoa. 80 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:33,445 No one's ever Not wanted me before. 81 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,514 I mean, hello. 82 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:38,483 I'm gonna let you in On a little secret, bradley: 83 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,452 Women really Only want one thing-- 84 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:43,188 What they can't have. You gotta make her jealous. 85 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:46,024 - how am i supposed to do that? - oh, easy. Just set up A fake date 86 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,359 With one Of your ex-girlfriends. 87 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:49,328 And if you don't have any, You can borrow one of mine. 88 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,396 Girls break up With me all the time. 89 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,567 So, how are things Going with aunt margot? 90 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,104 - are we calling her "mom" yet? - oh my god, awesome, super, 91 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:02,307 Great, totally amazing. Love her, seriously. 92 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:05,177 Which means "terrible, awful. 93 00:04:05,179 --> 00:04:06,645 I can't stand Cleaning up after her 94 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:10,482 - and i can't wait For her to leave." - i know, i know. 95 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,050 It's just-- You know i don't have 96 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:16,555 And then here with margot, There was a chance For a fresh start. 97 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,490 You know, i thought She could be my dream mom, 98 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:21,360 The kind who shared Clothes and secrets 99 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,495 And gave Great boyfriend advice. 100 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:25,297 And margot doesn't do Any of that? 101 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,599 Let's just say I'm lucky i still have 102 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,234 A boyfriend after what Happened the other night. 103 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,339 ( margot whispering ) Psst! Riley! 104 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:37,509 - ( gasps ) - oh good, you're up. 105 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:41,480 - oh my god. - hi, philip. 106 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,215 I'm margot. 107 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,585 Oh my god, How awkward would this be 108 00:04:46,587 --> 00:04:49,454 If this wasn't philip? It is, right? 109 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,990 Yeah, it is. 110 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,460 So philip's Been sleeping over A lot lately, huh? 111 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:58,263 That's what you got From that story? 112 00:04:58,265 --> 00:05:00,098 Maybe you should just Give her another chance. 113 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:01,767 Or maybe you should Let me talk to her. 114 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:05,937 Oh my god, no. Danny, that would just be Way too embarrassing. 115 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:08,340 - promise me You will not say anything. - ( door opens ) 116 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,176 Oh! Hey, guys. 117 00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:13,011 I was worried About waking you. 118 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:14,713 - ( door closes ) - it's the middle of the day. 119 00:05:14,715 --> 00:05:18,250 Is it? Wow. I just Lost all track of time. 120 00:05:18,252 --> 00:05:20,519 I was at a protest Until 4:00 a.M. 121 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:23,522 That's when we realized We were just in line For concert tickets. 122 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,057 ( all laugh ) 123 00:05:25,059 --> 00:05:27,025 Oh good. Well, that only leaves, 124 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:28,960 Oh, 12 hours Unaccounted for, 125 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,462 And, oh, god forbid You should call. 126 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:33,098 Oh my god, once again, I sound like my mom. 127 00:05:35,601 --> 00:05:37,669 So, margot, 128 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:39,438 I think we need To have a little chat. 129 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,545 Are you sure Bonnie's coming? 130 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:48,046 Oh, she's definitely coming. 131 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,349 It's almost time For her 6:00 feeding. 132 00:05:50,351 --> 00:05:53,719 Nice job With the fake date. 133 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,755 Veronica. We go way back. 134 00:05:56,757 --> 00:05:59,291 Well, let me know When you're done Using her as a decoy. 135 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:02,227 I wanna use her As a me-coy. ( chuckles ) 136 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:04,229 That means i wanna Have sex with her. 137 00:06:04,231 --> 00:06:07,299 - oh, here's my mom. Go go go. - tucker: okay, there he is. 138 00:06:07,301 --> 00:06:09,634 Now just remember: Ignore him and he's all yours. 139 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:12,070 Okay okay. Really? 140 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:15,006 Because right now It looks like he's all hers. 141 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,509 Hey, mom. Hey, brad's here. 142 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:19,678 And i think He might've found himself A new lady friend. 143 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:22,347 - but good for him, right, Since you're not interested. - yeah. 144 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,549 - ( both chuckle ) - ( whispers ) look, Just be cool. 145 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,585 i mean you've got him right where you want him. 146 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:31,223 If i had him Where i want him, 147 00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:33,225 His lips would be On my face! 148 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,760 Okay, you know what? Never mind. 149 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:37,529 You know what? I got this. 150 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:40,799 ( loudly ) Oh... Sergio. 151 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:43,702 There you are, You scamp. 152 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:46,538 ( laughs ) So should we order lunch 153 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,374 Or just go straight To dessert? 154 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,343 ( whispers ) Pretend you like me. 155 00:06:51,345 --> 00:06:53,512 ( laughs loudly ) 156 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:57,416 Oh. Oh. 157 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:58,483 Oh darling. Da... 158 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,522 ( normal voice ) You're together, Aren't you? 159 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:15,534 ( loudly ) Oh sergio, How could you?! 160 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,804 Let's run, Let's run, let's run. 161 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,480 And here i am On the rolling stones tour. 162 00:07:28,482 --> 00:07:31,349 - oh my god. - i was their Official photographer. 163 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:33,185 - that's mick... - jagger? 164 00:07:33,187 --> 00:07:35,153 ...Debowski, The tour bus driver. 165 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,123 He was a rock star In his own way, 166 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,858 If you know what i mean. 167 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:41,560 ( knocks on door ) 168 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:45,564 Oh hey, just on my way home From practice, 169 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:47,199 Wanted to come by And say hi, 170 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:48,733 Because we haven't Communicated 171 00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,670 Since i said good-bye Earlier today. 172 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,507 Very very true, Because we have not spoken. 173 00:07:55,509 --> 00:07:57,542 - ( laughs ) - ( mouths ) 174 00:07:57,544 --> 00:08:00,145 But i do need To call my psychic. 175 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:02,314 I'm running late For a session, 176 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,482 But i'm hoping She'll know that. 177 00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:09,654 God, oh my god. It's like she just flipped on 178 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,357 Some kind of mom switch. Thank you so much 179 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,292 For talking me into Giving her another chance. 180 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:17,829 She's perfect. Look, she braided my hair. 181 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:22,334 She's been giving me Advice about my life, 182 00:08:22,336 --> 00:08:24,369 And my career, about philip. 183 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,537 Oh, did she tell you To slow it down? 184 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:27,606 Because you should Totally listen to her. 185 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,708 No. Umm... 186 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:31,610 She thinks He should move in with me. 187 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:33,411 - move in with you? - ( chuckles ) 188 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:37,449 - isn't that great? - yes! Absolutely, 189 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,651 Positivo. Couldn't be happier. 190 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,286 Yeah, amazing. 191 00:08:43,689 --> 00:08:46,525 - bonnie: ignore him?! - i said ignore him, 192 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,627 - not reenact a telenovela. - ( door opens, closes ) 193 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:52,464 Hey hey hey hey, What's going on? 194 00:08:52,466 --> 00:08:54,566 Tucker just destroyed Any chance 195 00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:57,536 That i might have had of Getting back together With brad! 196 00:08:57,538 --> 00:09:00,305 Wait wait wait, you like brad? I thought you were over him. 197 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,673 I was. I'm not. Keep up. 198 00:09:03,009 --> 00:09:06,278 But now he has moved on To some other bimbo. 199 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,580 That wasn't just Any bimbo! 200 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:10,615 That's the bimbo I told him to go out with To make you jealous! 201 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:11,850 Wait, why would he want To make her jealous? 202 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,385 - because he likes her! - he does? 203 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,220 He does?! 204 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,855 Yes, and you totally Ignored him! 205 00:09:16,857 --> 00:09:19,958 Yeah, because Tuckledoodle dumb told me to! 206 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,594 Well, what does it matter? You both like each other! 207 00:09:22,596 --> 00:09:24,329 - oh my god, you're right! - i know! 208 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,931 Oh my-- All right, you know, 209 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,666 I have to call him. I have to call him. 210 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,868 Oh, i can't believe Brad and i are getting Back together! 211 00:09:31,337 --> 00:09:34,439 Oh hey, i just ran Into brad. Guess what? 212 00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:38,343 He is still in love with me And he wants me back. 213 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,946 Close. He's engaged! 214 00:09:42,682 --> 00:09:45,817 ♪ there was a cowboy Who loved her, but... ♪ 215 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,856 Engaged? 216 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:54,693 How could brad Get engaged without me?! 217 00:09:55,963 --> 00:10:00,732 That stupid margot Told riley that she should Move in with philip. 218 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:02,801 I don't care If she told her To eat philip! 219 00:10:03,903 --> 00:10:05,570 What did brad say? 220 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:08,573 It's his ex, The girl he dated Just before you. 221 00:10:08,575 --> 00:10:09,975 I guess they were Pretty serious. 222 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,477 This is your fault. 223 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,979 - my fault? - mm-hmm. 224 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,947 - what happened to it Being tucker's fault? - my fault? 225 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,282 You're the one who didn't Admit you liked him. 226 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,717 - it's your fault! - okay, you know what? 227 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,752 Don't try to make This my fault! 228 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,320 Okay, here's what You two are gonna do. 229 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,323 You two are gonna break up This little engagement. 230 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:27,626 Wh-- why would you want to stop Two people who are in love? 231 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,495 Because i'm currently Not one of those two people! 232 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:35,934 Om... 233 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,802 - ( knocks on door ) - ( door opens ) 234 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,938 Hi, are we alone? 235 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,039 - ( door closes ) - no. 236 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:46,978 Now we are. 237 00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,383 Okay, i have to talk To you about riley. 238 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,985 And i have to thank you For your advice. 239 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,857 Turns out this mom stuff Is super easy. 240 00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,593 I just kept saying, "yeah, that sounds cool." 241 00:11:01,595 --> 00:11:03,828 And now she thinks I'm the perfect mom. 242 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:06,965 "yeah, that sounds cool"? 243 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,833 That's what you said When she asked if philip Should move in? 244 00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:12,504 Oh, is that what She was asking me? 245 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,006 I might've zoned out For a second there. 246 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,975 - but he can't Move in! He's... - ( door opens ) 247 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,810 ...Coming out Of the bathroom half-naked. 248 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:22,414 ( laughs ) Danny, hi. Great to see you. 249 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,082 So, have you heard The good news? 250 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:26,017 Looks like I might be moving in. 251 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,619 He doesn't think It's good news. 252 00:11:27,621 --> 00:11:30,088 Oh! Because i think It's awesome news. 253 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,690 But you just said He shouldn't live... 254 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:36,928 ( chuckles ) jeez, margot, I think we know what you Smoked for breakfast. 255 00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,798 If you could put in A good word for me, 256 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,733 - that would be brilliant. - no problem. 257 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,535 I can totally do that. ( laughs ) 258 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:46,004 There's no way i'm doing that. You have to get rid of him. 259 00:11:46,839 --> 00:11:50,041 Okay, while i am neither Confirming or denying 260 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,577 What i actually had For breakfast, 261 00:11:52,579 --> 00:11:54,846 You are making no sense. 262 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,082 You need to tell riley That she's moving too fast... 263 00:11:57,084 --> 00:12:00,051 Or that there's A difference 264 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,120 Between settling down And settling. 265 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:04,656 Oh, i like that one. 266 00:12:04,658 --> 00:12:07,692 - ( chuckles ) - i should be a mom! Yeah. 267 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,830 What's wrong with you? You missed the whole point Of the plan. 268 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,765 Guys, there is no plan. 269 00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:16,568 I finally realized That veronica is The one for me. 270 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,436 And ben, I have you to thank for it. 271 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,039 Dude, don't you get it? My mom still has Feelings for you. 272 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:24,876 - but what about sergio? - there is no sergio. 273 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:27,946 Look, what bonnie And i had was amazing. 274 00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:31,049 Even cosmic, Dare i say mind-blowing? 275 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,418 I dare you not to. ( chuckles ) 276 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,520 But bonnie's All drama and danger, 277 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,422 Which i'm done with. 278 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,125 But you're saying You still have feelings For mrs. Wheeler. 279 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,561 I always will, But veronica and i are Meant to be together. 280 00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,530 I know this now. I've made up my mind. 281 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:50,034 But now we have To have a slightly Awkward conversation. 282 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,605 More awkward than us Trying to convince you To sleep with my mom? 283 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,674 I talked to your bar manager And i'm gonna have A little party here 284 00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,010 To announce the engagement, If that's okay with you. 285 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,546 Veronica really wants To move this thing along. 286 00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,149 Well, maybe she knows if You can change your mind That quickly, 287 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,585 - it wasn't meant to be. - so you're gonna Be here tonight? 288 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,889 Yes. Yes, i am. I literally just said that. 289 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,657 Okay. All right. 290 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,093 Well, i have to go nowhere 291 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,861 To talk to no one, 292 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,998 About absolutely Nothing related 293 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 To this conversation Whatsoever. 294 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,869 ( chuckles ) Nobody follow me. 295 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,641 She's done A complete 180 on the whole Philip-moving-in thing. 296 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,976 It's now the worst idea She's ever heard. 297 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,979 Gosh, and i was Really pulling For you lovebirds. 298 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,082 - shucks! - hey, guys, look, If you're comfortable, 299 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,518 I'd love for you to come To my engagement party tonight. 300 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,620 You know, It's none of my business, 301 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,889 But don't you think You're moving a little fast? 302 00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,959 I mean, there's A big difference between Settling down and settling. 303 00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,929 Huh. That's weird. 304 00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,666 That's almost word for word What margot just said To me about philip 305 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,036 Well, you know, We both are great thinkers. 306 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,904 Oh my god, danny! 307 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,774 I told you not to say anything! I told you to stay out of this! 308 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,776 You're my best friend. I'm just trying to help. 309 00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,945 Well, then act like one And be supportive! 310 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:10,014 At least now i know You're the one who doesn't Want me living with philip. 311 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,850 Well, you know what? I am capable 312 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,852 Of making My own decisions, okay? 313 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,887 So-- so i'm gonna Call him right now 314 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,956 And tell him that He can move in tomorrow. 315 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,557 And if you would Like to bring us A housewarming gift, 316 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,760 May i suggest a spice rack. Margot smoked all of mine. 317 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,697 Riley! 318 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,665 You know, it's none Of my business, 319 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,634 But have you Ever thought about 320 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,102 Just telling her You love her? 321 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:39,210 ( clicks tongue ) 322 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,946 So you're absolutely sure That your mom's not coming? 323 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,716 Absolutely. I told her We lost our liquor license. 324 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,653 And plus, she's busy Babysitting emma. 325 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,655 Okay. 326 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,726 There he is! You ready? 327 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,994 I was born ready. 328 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,762 Well, actually i was Born premature. 329 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,597 Ready came around 15. 330 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,866 ( murmurs ) 331 00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,635 Why are you blaming me? 332 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,770 I wasn't the one Who ran off at the mouth-- 333 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,739 Which is a first, By the way-- so yay me. 334 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,107 Yay you? 335 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,209 She's not even talking to me. Boo you. 336 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,544 Well, she isn't talking To me, either. 337 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:14,913 Which at this point, Is fine, 338 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:17,081 Because this Just isn't me. 339 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,217 Be a mom, be smart, 340 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,586 Give advice-- Who does that? 341 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,721 I didn't sign up For this. 342 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,757 I don't want to be Anybody's mom. 343 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,159 Honestly, i wish She had never found out. 344 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,561 Riley-- 345 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,230 Um... 346 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,198 I'm sorry, margot. 347 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,035 I didn't realize that Being my mother would Be such a burden. 348 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,703 Riley, wait. 349 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,071 I should probably Go after her. 350 00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,106 No, i think i should Handle this one. 351 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,047 Testing. One, two. One, two. 352 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,281 Hey, everybody. 353 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,618 I'd like to welcome you To the engagement party 354 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,987 Of brad... 355 00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,655 And that girl. 356 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,726 We just wanted to do A little something special 357 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,162 To let you know how much You really mean to us. 358 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,431 ( chuckles ) All right, move over. 359 00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:07,632 I didn't suffer through 12 summers 360 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,766 Of piano camp for nothing. Move! 361 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:11,669 ( plays slow melody ) 362 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,875 Hello. 363 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,181 I'd like to take a moment 364 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,117 To dedicate This next song 365 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:29,687 To all the ladies out there 366 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,923 Who can't seem to break 367 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,292 A brad habit. 368 00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,233 - mrs. Wheeler-- - i'm sorry, sorry. 369 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,968 Um, a little help. 370 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,204 Just give me-- Just-- 371 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,381 ♪ every kiss 372 00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,049 ♪ every heart 373 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:03,021 ♪ seems to act just like A drug ♪ 374 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:07,392 ♪ beginning to be A habit with me ♪ 375 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,895 ♪ i want to stay In your arms ♪ 376 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,297 ♪ i'm addicted To your charms ♪ 377 00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,134 ♪ you're getting to be The habit-- ♪ 378 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,435 ( music stops ) 379 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,838 ( stammers ) 380 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,844 And a five, six, seven, eight. 381 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,749 - ( begins playing ) - ♪ getting to be a habit with me ♪ 382 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,385 ♪ no, i can't break away 383 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,854 ♪ i must have you Every day ♪ 384 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:41,459 ♪ as regularly As coffee or tea ♪ 385 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,262 ♪ you've got me In your clutches ♪ 386 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,165 ♪ and i can't break free 387 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,767 ♪ you're getting To be a habit ♪ 388 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,701 ♪ with me 389 00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,236 ♪ mm-hmm 390 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,873 ♪ getting to be A habit with me ♪ 391 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,475 ♪ brad habit 392 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,143 Both: ♪ getting to be 393 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,745 ♪ a habit 394 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,047 Both: ♪ with... 395 00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,453 Wait wait wait. I can't. 396 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,288 ( stammers ) 397 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,891 I should go. Veronica! 398 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,029 Oh, right. That was her name. 399 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,734 You always know The perfect thing to say. 400 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,735 ( knocking ) 401 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,805 All right. Say hi to dad for me. 402 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,241 Yeah, i love you too. 403 00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,244 - your mom? - mm-hmm. 404 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,946 What a coincidence. 405 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,781 Great timing. You know, sometimes moms-- 406 00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,749 It's okay. She told me That you called her. 407 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,351 Thank you. 408 00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,953 So what did she say? 409 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,222 Uh, well, um... 410 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,424 She told me that i Should follow my gut. 411 00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,192 And my gut tells me-- 412 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,496 Actually, it's kind of Always told me that... 413 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,764 It's too soon for him To move in. 414 00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:55,433 Look... 415 00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:57,768 I know you want margot To be the perfect mom. 416 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,504 But she knew that She couldn't be. 417 00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,606 So she gave you To a woman who could. 418 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,108 How about you just let Margot be margot 419 00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,077 And leave the mom stuff To an expert? 420 00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,411 Your mom. 421 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,981 Wow, that was So insightful. 422 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,183 You'd actually Make a great mom. 423 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,519 I know. That's what I keep telling people. 424 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,454 ( chuckles ) 425 00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,428 Of all the engagement parties In all the towns 426 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,264 In all the world, 427 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,533 You had to walk Into mine. 428 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,935 Here's looking at us, kid. 429 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,803 ( chuckles ) 430 00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,007 - bonnie-- - i knew you'd come back. 431 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:39,410 For stopping me from Making the biggest mistake 432 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,912 Of my life. 433 00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,447 And to tell you that I can't do this. 434 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,216 Us. 435 00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,884 Not right now. 436 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,520 But why not? 437 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,589 I mean, we kissed. 438 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,257 We sang together. 439 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,194 And there's more than A 50% chance 440 00:19:56,196 --> 00:20:00,498 That we are about to have Some super-hot makeup sex. 441 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,202 Something ben said to me Keeps sticking in my head. 442 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,337 He told me that If i could change my mind 443 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:08,072 That quickly, It wasn't meant to be. 444 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,541 Right now, i think The only person 445 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,879 That i should be with... Is me. 446 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,117 Good-bye, bonnie. 447 00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,426 You know what, mom-- 448 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,994 Brad doesn't deserve you. 449 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,562 You're an amazing woman, 450 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,497 And i thank god For you every day. 451 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,967 - yeah, no. - not buying that one? 452 00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,436 No no no no. More... 453 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,405 Mom, you are so pretty. 454 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,907 Yeah, what else? 455 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,475 - and sweet. - yeah? 456 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,043 - did i say sweet? - yeah, you did. 457 00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,478 I got great legs. 458 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,980 - i mean... - what else? 459 00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,514 That's kind of weird 'cause you're my mom. 460 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,983 ( continue indistinctly ) 461 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,419 Bonnie: you guys have fun. 462 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,922 And don't worry about Little old me. 463 00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,991 - ( babbles ) - just another Saturday night alone. 464 00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,325 With a baby. 465 00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,495 And again, it's not mine. 466 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,364 We were thinking This saturday night 467 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,498 Might be A little different. 468 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,533 Because tonight We're all yours. 469 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,202 Oh my god! 470 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,171 That is so sweet, oh! 471 00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,340 But if you're staying in, I'm going out. 472 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,242 All right? Bye-bye, emma. 473 00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,677 Don't wait up, boys. 474 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,345 ( door slams ) 475 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:23,314 That ain't right.