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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com

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All right, let's hit the bar, guys.

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If we've timed this right,
the girls will already be tipsy

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and we will not have to buy them drinks.

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Yeah, well, you guys have fun... And
don't worry about little old me.

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Just another Saturday night alone...
With a baby... That isn't mine.

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Well, maybe if you hadn't
cheated on your boyfriend Brad

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by hitting on his dad you'd still
have a date on Saturday night.

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And Brad would have a slightly
less awkward Thanksgiving.

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Yeah, Mrs. Wheeler,

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you're like a bad country song.

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♪ There was a cowboy who loved her ♪

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♪ But she had eyes for the father ♪

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♪ Now her heart needs a healer ♪

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♪ 'Cause she's a lonely Mrs. Wheeler. ♪

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Contrary to popular opinion, I don't
regret breaking up with Brad at all.

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- Didn't he dump you?
- I don't regret getting dumped by Brad at all.

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I am so over him.

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I'm actually fine if I
never see his face again.

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Oh my God, there he is!

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Oh! Turn it up, turn it up.

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Of all the apartments

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in all the towns in all the
world, you should walk into mine.

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Oh, hey, Brad "the pad."

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I think this is the beginning
of a beautiful realtorship.

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Here's renting from me, kids.

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Oh! That's the commercial I helped Brad
write and direct before we broke up.

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Isn't it great?

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- You know what? I think
- I hear our cab, yeah.

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- Don't wait up.
- That was really bad.

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Oh my God, Emma.

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I want Brad back.

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Oh my God.

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I know.

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<i>♪ It's amazing how the unexpected ♪</i>

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<i>♪ can take your life
and change direction. ♪</i>

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Why does Ben always give you the free food

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but I just get the food
that been sent back.

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I'm his mother. I fed him for 20 years.

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At least his breasts will be where they're
supposed to be when I'm done eating.

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Oh my God, it's him.

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Are you having a seizure?

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No, Brad's here.

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All right, pretend that I'm hilarious

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and that you are having the best time ever.

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I thought you just said you were over him.

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Yeah, well, I might've changed my mind.

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But how do I get a guy
that doesn't want me?

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I've never met one of those.

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I mean, hello.

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Guys only want one thing...

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what we can't have. You
just have to ignore him.

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- Ignore him?
- Yeah.

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I can do that.

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- Brad. Hey.
- Hey.

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Long time. Hey, you know
my mom's here, right?

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Yeah, I was kinda hoping
that I might run into her.

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I thought maybe I could talk her
into getting back together again

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- You think there's any chance?
- How do I put this delicately?

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Not a shot in hell.

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Oh. Umm, are you sure?

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Oh. Hey, Bonnie.

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Oh, hi... Brad.

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I love you, Benji.

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And now I'm sure.

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Whoa.

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No one's ever not wanted me before.

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I mean, hello.

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I'm gonna let you in on
a little secret, Bradley.

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Women really only want one thing...

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What they can't have. You
gotta make her jealous.

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- How am I supposed to do that?
- Oh, easy. Just set up a fake date

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with one of your ex-girlfriends.

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And if you don't have any,
you can borrow one of mine.

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Girls break up with me all the time.

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So, how are things going with aunt Margot?

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- Are we calling her "mom" yet?
- Oh my God, awesome, super,

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great, totally amazing.
Love her, seriously.

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Which means "terrible, awful.

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I can't stand cleaning up after her

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and I can't wait for her to leave."
- I know, I know.

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It's just... you know I don't have

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and then here with Margot, there
was a chance for a fresh start.

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You know, I thought she
could be my dream mom,

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the kind who shared clothes and secrets
and gave great boyfriend advice.

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And Margot doesn't do any of that?

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Let's just say I'm lucky I still have

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a boyfriend after what
happened the other night.

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Psst! Riley!

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Oh good, you're up.

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- Oh my God.
- Hi, Philip.

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I'm Margot.

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Oh my God, how awkward would this be
if this wasn't Philip? It is, right?

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Yeah, it is.

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So Philip's been sleeping
over a lot lately, huh?

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That's what you got from that story?

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Maybe you should just
give her another chance.

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Or maybe you should let me talk to her.

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Oh my God, no. Danny, that would
just be way too embarrassing.

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Promise me you will not say anything.

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Oh! Hey, guys.

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I was worried about waking you.

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It's the middle of the day.

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Is it? Wow. I just lost all track of time.

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I was at a protest until 4:00 A.M.

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That's when we realized we were
just in line for concert tickets.

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Oh good. Well, that only leaves,
oh, 12 hours unaccounted for,

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and, oh, God forbid you should call.

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Oh my God, once again, I sound like my mom.

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So, Margot, I think we need
to have a little chat.

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Are you sure Bonnie's coming?

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Oh, she's definitely coming.

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It's almost time for her 6:00 feeding.

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Nice job with the fake date.

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Veronica. We go way back.

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Well, let me know when you're
done using her as a decoy.

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I wanna use her as a me-coy.

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That means I wanna have sex with her.

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- Oh, here's my mom. Go go go.
- Okay, there he is.

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Ignore him and he's all yours.

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Okay okay. Really?

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Because right now it
looks like he's all hers.

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Hey, mom. Hey, Brad's here.

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And I think he might've found
himself a new lady friend.

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- But good for him, right, since you're not interested.
- Yeah.

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Look, just be cool.

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I mean you've got him
right where you want him.

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If I had him where I want him,
his lips would be on my face!

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Okay, you know what? Never mind.

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You know what? I got this.

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Oh... sergio.

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There you are, you scamp.

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So should we order lunch
or just go straight to dessert?

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Pretend you like me.

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh darling. Da...

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You're together, aren't you?

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Oh sergio, how could you?!

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Let's run, let's run, let's run.

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And here I am on the rolling stones tour.

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- Oh my God.
- I was their official photographer.

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- That's Mick...
- Jagger?

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...Debowski, the tour bus driver.

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He was a rock star in his own
way, if you know what I mean.

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Oh hey, just on my way home from
practice, wanted to come by and say hi,

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because we haven't communicated since
I said good-bye earlier today.

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Very very true, because we have not spoken.

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But I do need to call my psychic.

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I'm running late for a session,
but I'm hoping she'll know that.

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God, oh my God. It's
like she just flipped on

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some kind of mom switch. Thank you so much

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for talking me into
giving her another chance.

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She's perfect. Look, she braided my hair.

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She's been giving me advice about my
life, and my career, about Philip.

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Oh, did she tell you to slow it down?

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Because you should totally listen to her.

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No. Umm...

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She thinks he should move in with me.

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Move in with you?

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- Isn't that great?
- Yes! Absolutely,

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positivo. Couldn't be happier.

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Yeah, amazing.

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- Ignore him?!
- I said ignore him,

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not reenact a telenovela.

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Hey hey hey hey, what's going on?

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Tucker just destroyed any chance

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that I might have had of
getting back together with Brad!

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Wait wait wait, you like Brad?
I thought you were over him.

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I was. I'm not. Keep up.

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But now he has moved
on to some other bimbo.

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That wasn't just any bimbo!

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That's the bimbo I told him to
go out with to make you jealous!

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Wait, why would he want
to make her jealous?

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- Because he likes her!
- He does?

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He does?!

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Yes, and you totally ignored him!

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Yeah, because tuckledoodle dumb told me to!

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Well, what does it matter?
You both like each other!

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- Oh my God, you're right!
- I know!

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Oh my... all right, you know,

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I have to call him. I have to call him.

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Oh, I can't believe Brad and
I are getting back together!

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Oh hey, I just ran into Brad. Guess what?

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He is still in love with
me and he wants me back.

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Close. He's engaged!

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♪ There was a cowboy
who loved her, but... ♪

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Engaged?

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How could Brad get engaged without me?!

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That stupid Margot told Riley that
she should move in with Philip.

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I don't care if she told her to eat Philip!

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What did Brad say?

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It's his ex, the girl
he dated just before you.

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I guess they were pretty serious.

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This is your fault.

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- My fault?
- Mm-hmm.

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- What happened to it being Tucker's fault?
- My fault?

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You're the one who didn't
admit you liked him.

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- It's your fault!
- Okay, you know what?

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Don't try to make this my fault!

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Okay, here's what you two are gonna do.

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You two are gonna break
up this little engagement.

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Wh... why would you want to
stop two people who are in love?

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Because I'm currently not
one of those two people!

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Om...

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Hi, are we alone?

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No.

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Now we are.

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Okay, I have to talk to you about Riley.

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And I have to thank you for your advice.

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Turns out this mom stuff is super easy.

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I just kept saying,
"yeah, that sounds cool."

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And now she thinks I'm the perfect mom.

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"Yeah, that sounds cool"?

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That's what you said when she
asked if Philip should move in?

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Oh, is that what she was asking me?

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I might've zoned out for a second there.

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But he can't move in! He's...

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...coming out of the bathroom half-naked.

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Danny, hi. Great to see you.

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So, have you heard the good news?

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Looks like I might be moving in.

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He doesn't think it's good news.

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Oh! Because I think it's awesome news.

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But you just said he shouldn't live...

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Jeez, Margot, I think
we know what you smoked for breakfast.

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If you could put in a good word for me,

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- that would be brilliant.
- No problem.

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I can totally do that.

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There's no way I'm doing that.
You have to get rid of him.

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Okay, while I am neither
confirming or denying

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what I actually had for breakfast,
you are making no sense.

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You need to tell Riley that
she's moving too fast...

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Or that there's a difference between
settling down and settling.

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Oh, I like that one.

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I should be a mom! Yeah.

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What's wrong with you? You missed
the whole point of the plan.

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Guys, there is no plan.

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I finally realized that
Veronica is the one for me.

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And Ben, I have you to thank for it.

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Dude, don't you get it? My
mom still has feelings for you.

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- But what about sergio?
- There is no sergio.

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Look, what Bonnie and I had was amazing.

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Even cosmic, dare I say mind-blowing?

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I dare you not to.

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But Bonnie's all drama and
danger, which I'm done with.

246
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:40,125
But you're saying you still
have feelings for Mrs. Wheeler.

247
00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:43,561
I always will, but Veronica
and I are meant to be together.

248
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,530
I know this now. I've made up my mind.

249
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:50,034
But now we have to have a
slightly awkward conversation.

250
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:53,605
More awkward than us trying to
convince you to sleep with my mom?

251
00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,674
I talked to your bar manager and
I'm gonna have a little party here

252
00:12:56,676 --> 00:12:59,010
to announce the engagement,
if that's okay with you.

253
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,546
Veronica really wants
to move this thing along.

254
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,149
Well, maybe she knows if you can
change your mind that quickly,

255
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,585
- it wasn't meant to be.
- So you're gonna be here tonight?

256
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,889
Yes. Yes, I am. I literally just said that.

257
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,657
Okay. All right.

258
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:16,861
Well, I have to go nowhere
to talk to no one,

259
00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:22,000
about absolutely nothing related
to this conversation whatsoever.

260
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:24,869
Nobody follow me.

261
00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,641
She's done a complete 180 on
the whole Philip-moving-in thing.

262
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,976
It's now the worst idea she's ever heard.

263
00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,979
Gosh, and I was really
pulling for you lovebirds.

264
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,082
- Shucks!
- Hey, guys, look, if you're comfortable,

265
00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,518
I'd love for you to come to
my engagement party tonight.

266
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,620
You know, it's none of my business,

267
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,889
but don't you think you're
moving a little fast?

268
00:13:44,891 --> 00:13:47,959
I mean, there's a big difference
between settling down and settling.

269
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,929
Huh. That's weird.

270
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:54,666
That's almost word for word what
Margot just said to me about Philip

271
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:58,036
well, you know, we both are great thinkers.

272
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,904
Oh my God, Danny!

273
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,774
I told you not to say anything!
I told you to stay out of this!

274
00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,776
You're my best friend.
I'm just trying to help.

275
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:06,945
Well, then act like one and be supportive!

276
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:10,014
At least now I know you're the one
who doesn't want me living with Philip.

277
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:13,852
Well, you know what? I am capable
of making my own decisions, okay?

278
00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,887
So... so I'm gonna call him right now

279
00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,956
and tell him that he can move in tomorrow.

280
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,557
And if you would like to
bring us a housewarming gift,

281
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:22,760
may I suggest a spice rack.
Margot smoked all of mine.

282
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:25,697
Riley!

283
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:29,634
You know, it's none of my business,
but have you ever thought about

284
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,102
just telling her you love her?

285
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,946
So you're absolutely sure
that your mom's not coming?

286
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,716
Absolutely. I told her we
lost our liquor license.

287
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:48,653
And plus, she's busy babysitting Emma.

288
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:50,655
Okay.

289
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,726
There he is! You ready?

290
00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,994
I was born ready.

291
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,762
Well, actually I was born premature.

292
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,597
Ready came around 15.

293
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,635
Why are you blaming me?

294
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,770
I wasn't the one who
ran off at the mouth...

295
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,739
which is a first, by the way... so yay me.

296
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,107
Yay you?

297
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:11,209
She's not even talking to me. Boo you.

298
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,544
Well, she isn't talking to me, either.

299
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:17,081
Which at this point, is fine,
because this just isn't me.

300
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,217
Be a mom, be smart,

301
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,586
give advice... who does that?

302
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,721
I didn't sign up for this.

303
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,757
I don't want to be anybody's mom.

304
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,159
Honestly, I wish she had never found out.

305
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,561
Riley...

306
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,230
um...

307
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,198
I'm sorry, Margot.

308
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,035
I didn't realize that being my
mother would be such a burden.

309
00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,703
Riley, wait.

310
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,071
I should probably go after her.

311
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:42,106
No, I think I should handle this one.

312
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:49,047
Testing. One, two. One, two.

313
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,281
Hey, everybody.

314
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,618
I'd like to welcome you
to the engagement party

315
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,987
of Brad...

316
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,655
And that girl.

317
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,726
We just wanted to do a
little something special

318
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,162
to let you know how much
you really mean to us.

319
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,431
All right, move over.

320
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,766
I didn't suffer through 12 summers
of piano camp for nothing. Move!

321
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,875
Hello.

322
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:26,117
I'd like to take a moment
to dedicate this next song

323
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:34,292
to all the ladies out there who
can't seem to break a Brad habit.

324
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:42,233
- Mrs. Wheeler...
- I'm sorry, sorry.

325
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,968
Um, a little help.

326
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,204
Just give me... just...

327
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:56,381
♪ every kiss

328
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,049
♪ every heart

329
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:03,021
♪ seems to act just like a drug ♪

330
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:07,392
♪ Beginning to be a habit with me ♪

331
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,895
♪ I want to stay in your arms ♪

332
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:13,297
♪ I'm addicted to your charms ♪

333
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:16,134
♪ You're getting to be the habit... ♪

334
00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:26,844
And a five, six, seven, eight.

335
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,749
♪ Getting to be a habit with me ♪

336
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:34,385
♪ No, I can't break away

337
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,854
♪ I must have you every day ♪

338
00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:41,459
♪ As regularly as coffee or tea ♪

339
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:44,262
♪ You've got me in your clutches ♪

340
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,165
♪ And I can't break free

341
00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,767
♪ you're getting to be a habit ♪

342
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:50,701
♪ With me

343
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,236
♪ mm-hmm

344
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:55,873
♪ getting to be a habit with me ♪

345
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,475
♪ Brad habit

346
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,143
♪ getting to be

347
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,745
♪ a habit

348
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:03,047
♪ with...

349
00:18:07,286 --> 00:18:08,453
Wait wait wait. I can't.

350
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,891
I should go. Veronica!

351
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,029
Oh, right. That was her name.

352
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,734
You always know the perfect thing to say.

353
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:27,805
All right. Say hi to dad for me.

354
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:30,241
Yeah, I love you too.

355
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,244
- Your mom?
- Mm-hmm.

356
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,946
What a coincidence.

357
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,781
Great timing. You know, sometimes moms...

358
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,749
it's okay. She told me that you called her.

359
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,351
Thank you.

360
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:41,953
So what did she say?

361
00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,222
Uh, well, um...

362
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,424
She told me that I should follow my gut.

363
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,192
And my gut tells me...

364
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:51,496
actually, it's kind of
always told me that...

365
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,764
It's too soon for him to move in.

366
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:57,768
Look... I know you want
Margot to be the perfect mom.

367
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,504
But she knew that she couldn't be.

368
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:01,606
So she gave you to a woman who could.

369
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:06,077
How about you just let Margot be Margot
and leave the mom stuff to an expert?

370
00:19:06,079 --> 00:19:07,411
Your mom.

371
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,981
Wow, that was so insightful.

372
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,183
You'd actually make a great mom.

373
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,519
I know. That's what I keep telling people.

374
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:26,264
Of all the engagement parties in
all the towns in all the world,

375
00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,533
you had to walk into mine.

376
00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:30,935
Here's looking at us, kid.

377
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:36,007
- Bonnie...
- I knew you'd come back.

378
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,912
For stopping me from making the
biggest mistake of my life.

379
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:43,447
And to tell you that I can't do this.

380
00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,216
Us.

381
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,884
Not right now.

382
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,520
But why not?

383
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,589
I mean, we kissed.

384
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:53,257
We sang together.

385
00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,194
And there's more than a 50% chance

386
00:19:56,196 --> 00:20:00,498
that we are about to have
some super-hot makeup sex.

387
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:04,202
Something Ben said to me
keeps sticking in my head.

388
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:08,072
He told me that if I could change my mind
that quickly, it wasn't meant to be.

389
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:10,541
Right now, I think the only person

390
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:14,879
that I should be with... Is me.

391
00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,117
Good-bye, Bonnie.

392
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:28,426
You know what, mom...

393
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,994
Brad doesn't deserve you.

394
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:33,497
You're an amazing woman, and I
thank God for you every day.

395
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,967
- Yeah, no.
- Not buying that one?

396
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,436
No no no no. More...

397
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:41,405
Mom, you are so pretty.

398
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:42,907
Yeah, what else?

399
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,475
- And sweet.
- Yeah?

400
00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,043
- Did I say sweet?
- Yeah, you did.

401
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:47,478
I got great legs.

402
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,980
- I mean...
- What else?

403
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,514
That's kind of weird 'cause you're my mom.

404
00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:55,419
You guys have fun.

405
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,922
And don't worry about little old me.

406
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,991
Just another Saturday night alone.

407
00:20:59,993 --> 00:21:01,325
With a baby.

408
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,495
And again, it's not mine.

409
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,498
We were thinking this Saturday
night might be a little different.

410
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,533
Because tonight we're all yours.

411
00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:11,202
Oh my God!

412
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,171
That is so sweet, oh!

413
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,340
But if you're staying in, I'm going out.

414
00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,242
All right? Bye-bye, Emma.

415
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,677
Don't wait up, boys.