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(Coughing)
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Hey, cough on someone else!
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This girl's spending Christmas in Tahiti!
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(Sneezing)
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Sorry.
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Gordo, keep the sneeze
cheese to yourself.
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This girl's spending Christmas in Tahiti.
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Oh, Tess, have I told you today where
this girl's spending Christmas?
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♪ Ta a huala ata awa awa
hay huhalu hula ha ♪
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Look, Allie, I'm really happy
your parents are taking you to
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Tahiti, seeing that the last two
Christmases in Italy have grown
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boring to you.
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Tell me about it.
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I mean, how many old
buildings can you look at?
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It's a tower, it's leaning.
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We get it.
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Okay, the point is most
people in this school can't
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afford to go to places like that.
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So, maybe you should just be a little
more sensitive and keep it down?
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You're right, sorry.
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But guess what?
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My dad says I can bring
a friend this year.
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Want to go?
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I'm going to Tahiti?
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Oh, I'm going to Tahiti.
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I'm going to Tahiti.
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I'm going to Tahiti.
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I'm going to...
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(Sneezing)
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Yo, Gordo, aim that snot
shooter somewhere else, buddy.
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'Cause this girl's spending
Christmas in Tahiti.
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♪ Atta ula atta hay ♪
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♪ Tahiti, Tahiti ♪
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♪ A-woo, a-whoo ♪
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♪ Tiki tiki tiki ♪
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♪ Tahiti, Tahiti ♪
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♪ Ooh ta tui tui, tiki teriyaki,
and a piece of yummy apple pie ♪
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Bet you can't guess where I'm
going over Christmas break.
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Bet you we can.
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Finally, the one child in this family
who's going to act like an adult here.
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Guess what, Tessie?
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We're all spending
Christmas at Grandma's!
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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Oh.
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♪
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♪ Feels like I'm caught in the middle ♪
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♪ Drama comes with every new day ♪
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♪ So far to fall ♪
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♪ Walking the tightrope ♪
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♪ But I wouldn't have it any other way ♪
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♪ We're gonna put one foot
in front of the other ♪
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♪ Get tripped up and
step on one another ♪
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♪ We move ahead and try
to keep it on track ♪
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♪ 'Cause we know we got
each other's back ♪
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♪ Don't need to fight it ♪
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♪ No need to deny ♪
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♪ It's a crazy life, a random life ♪
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♪ A wonderful life ♪
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Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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But Dad, it's Tahiti.
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When am I ever going to have another
chance to huka huka huka luah?
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Well suck-ucka-ucka it up.
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Guys, it'll be fun.
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We're gonna surprise
Grandma at Christmas.
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(Groaning)
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Oh, we're going.
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We're going to have some of her
famous white chocolate hot
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chocolate with homemade
marshmallows and we're going to
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have the best Christmas ever whether
you gosh darn kids like it or not!
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"Gosh darn kids?"
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Oh, it's happened.
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I officially sound like my father.
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(Coughing)
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Got the old man hack.
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Might as well go strap on a diaper.
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Great, Allie's going to
be sitting in Tahiti on a
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Bedazzled beach towel and I'm
going to be sitting in a
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retirement village with my
thighs stuck to a plastic couch!
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You're not the only one
whose plans got flushed.
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I mean, I love Grandma, but
Sam and I were invited to
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go skiing with the Davis brothers.
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This is awful.
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Worst Christmas ever.
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What do you care?
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It's not like you were going anywhere.
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Grandma doesn't even have a DVR.
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I have to wait for commercials
to go to the bathroom.
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What am I, a trained monkey?
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Are we even sure that surprising
Grandma is a good idea?
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I mean the woman keeps
a Taser in her purse.
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Surprise, Grandma!
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(Buzzing)
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Surprise... that's it.
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Yeah.
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You don't know what I'm
talking about, do you?
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No.
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Since it's a surprise,
Grandma doesn't know yet.
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Oh.
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Yeah, you still don't know what
I'm talking about, do you.
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No.
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Sam?
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If Grandma doesn't know we're coming,
then maybe she's made other plans.
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Oh!
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Hi Grandma, I'm calling for no other
reason then to say, "How are you?"
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So, um, what you got
going on over Christmas?
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What do you mean you have no plans?
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Um...
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(Whispering) You live in an
active adult community that
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promotes an independent lifestyle.
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You live in an active adult community
that promotes an independent lifestyle.
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(Whispering) What are you waiting for?
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Be active and independent.
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What are you waiting for?
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Be active and impendent.
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(Whispering) What is she saying?
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What is she saying...
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I mean, what are you saying?
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You want to spend Christmas alone?
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Well, you can take the charter
bus to the casino and play the
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slot machines and then chow down
at the 24-hour Christmas buffet.
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Can you say, "holiday jackpot?"
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Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!
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No, no, I get it...
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Yeah, you would rather stay
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home and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
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Again...
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Yeah, sounds like fun.
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Okay, bye, Grandma.
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Love you.
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Well, it looks like the two geniuses
couldn't figure this one out.
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Time for the bro with the
big brain to step in.
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I'd hate to feed his ego like this.
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Yeah, we've got no choice.
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Spencer!
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Took you long enough.
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Let me top that off for you, big guy.
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We're going to Grandma's.
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I know, I know.
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Biscotti?
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Spencer...
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I know, I know.
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I just want to remind you it's a six-hour
drive, and that's in good traffic.
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Let me paint you the picture.
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I hate this.
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I hate this.
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I hate this.
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I wanna go home.
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I wanna go home.
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I wanna go home.
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Worst Christmas ever.
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Worst Christmas ever.
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Worst Christmas ever.
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(All repeating)
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Get the picture?
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Get the picture?
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Get the picture?
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Get the picture?
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(Sighing)
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We are going to your grandmother's
and I'm done talking about it.
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Oh good golly!
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It's my father's finger point.
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Did I just say, "Good golly?"
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Yep.
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What's happening to me?
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(Humming Chopin's "Funeral March")
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Wait!
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Where's Dad?
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This is some great guilt we're wasting.
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Dad?
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He's probably out checking the
oil and tires to make sure
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that we get there safely.
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Is there no end to his cruelty?
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Oh no.
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You can unpack your bags.
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I have a cold.
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We're not going.
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Woo-hoo!
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Oh sweet!
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Aww, poor Dad.
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Tough break.
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Rest up.
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Drink lots of fluids.
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Your concern "overwhelmbs"
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me.
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What?
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Your concern over... ah,
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forget it.
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I'm going back to bed.
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And I'm going to Tahiti.
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...Where I'm going to buy you
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something very special.
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I'm thinking puka shell cufflinks.
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Ugh, great... cufflinks.
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Just like my dad used to wear.
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What's next?
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Hair growing out of my ears.
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Oh no.
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Yeah!
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I'm going to need a little
help hooking this back up.
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I have to record Cupcake Wars vs.
Iron Chef Christmas special.
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Butter cream!
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Allie, I can go, I can go!
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(Allie screaming)
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Ryan, we're on again.
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Later.
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Yeah, I'm going to learn how
to scuba, jet-ski and snorkel.
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(Door bell ringing)
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I'm going to be in the water so
long I'm going to prune up like
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an old, wrinkly...
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Grandma!
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Surprise!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, honey, I just got to
thinking, it's Christmas.
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We're family.
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We should be together, right?
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Right.
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Grandma and a DVR?
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Spencey likey.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, Helen, how much longer do
I have to breathe this steam?
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Oh, man up, you sniffley little baby.
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Doesn't he just sound adorable?
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Cute as a button.
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Adorable.
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Um, you know, Grandma, a
woman your age shouldn't be
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around someone so obviously contagious.
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Maybe you should go home.
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Tessie, dear, I-I live in a
seniors' community where every
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Thursday night they served
chicken "catch-a-flu-y."
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Now, you see what I did there?
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I didn't say "chicken cacciatore, "
I said " chicken catch-a-flu-y."
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F-flu-y.
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I don't get that.
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That rocked when I emceed bingo night.
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Oh, and I'm sure there's
a holiday bingo night.
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Grandma, you can't miss that.
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You really should go home.
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Helen, please, can I just...
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Not yet, Wimpy McWusserstein.
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Wusser... Wusserstein.
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Nothing.
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I don't know... this is my best material.
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Come on, Grandma, they're
about to do marshmallows.
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Ooh, let the battle begin.
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Is she gone?
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Yeah.
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Ugh, good.
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I feel like steamed cabbage
with a side of snot.
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Dad, wait!
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This isn't fair!
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Ugh.
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You have to talk to her.
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You want me to tell a woman who
came all dis way to be with
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us at "Christmus" that you
don't want to be with her?
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Yes.
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No "bay."
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I will not break dat woman's heart.
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If you want to so badly, you go
down there, look her in the face
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and tell her you'd rather spend
"Christmus" with your friends
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instead of "fabily."
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What are we going to do now?
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I mean if he's not going to tell
her, there's no way any of us
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are cold enough to break Grandma's heart.
265
00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:13,271
So you want to go on a ski
trip with friends instead of
266
00:11:13,272 --> 00:11:17,275
spending Christmas with Grandma
who came all this way to
267
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:20,745
surprise you and make her famous
white chocolate hot chocolate
268
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,915
with homemade marshmallows.
269
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,217
Yes.
270
00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:29,821
Well I have one thing to say to you guys.
271
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You got guts.
272
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,957
Have a great time.
273
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,225
We can go?
274
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,127
Yes, of course you can go.
275
00:11:36,128 --> 00:11:37,429
I surprised you.
276
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,732
You know, I don't expect you to
change all your plans for me.
277
00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:46,738
And besides, it was actually
Tessie who wanted me to come.
278
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:49,774
"What do you have going on
for Christmas, Grandma?"
279
00:11:49,775 --> 00:11:52,310
"You shouldn't be alone at Christmas."
280
00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:56,214
So as you kids say, I picked
up what she was throwin'
281
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,283
down.
282
00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:03,121
Anyway, listen, you guys have a good
time and don't worry about your grandma.
283
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:06,458
Tessie and I are going to
have some quality girl time.
284
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:11,396
Takin' care of old sickie and
little Spencer, and if I get
285
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:17,469
bored or I want to see a movie or
something, my Tessie will babysit.
286
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,877
Here she comes.
287
00:12:25,878 --> 00:12:29,080
Tess, you know I'm not good
at this kind of stuff.
288
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,783
Look, I'm not like my brothers.
289
00:12:31,784 --> 00:12:37,255
I can't tell her straight to her face,
so it's either this or ta-ta Tahiti.
290
00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,960
And go!
291
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,429
I can't believe you're not
going to be able to come to
292
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:50,769
Tahiti with me and my family on this
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
293
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:54,405
I know, but she came all
this way just for me.
294
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:58,777
Sure, a free trip to
Tahiti would be fantastic.
295
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,113
Not to mention an
educational opportunity.
296
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:07,452
What with studying the local
culture and unique ecosystem.
297
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,821
Nice!
298
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:14,259
But there's no way I'm going to
abandon my grandma on Christmas.
299
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:17,262
I love her too much.
300
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,963
Heaven's sakes.
301
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:21,466
Of course you have my permission.
302
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:22,901
Really?
303
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,203
Grandma, I didn't even
know you were there.
304
00:13:25,204 --> 00:13:28,973
Sydelle, you're the one
house-sitting for goodness sakes.
305
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:33,144
If you want to order a
movie on demand go ahead.
306
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,013
I'll miss you in Tahiti.
307
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,281
Don't miss me yet.
308
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:42,287
It's time to appeal to a higher power.
309
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:47,292
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad!
310
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,029
Oh, what, what?
311
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,897
(Choking)
312
00:13:52,898 --> 00:13:55,567
Oh, I coughed up something green.
313
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:57,569
It can't be good.
314
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,037
Dad, it's a grape.
315
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,071
Huh?
316
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:02,841
I need to talk to you and I'm
not coming any closer without a
317
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:03,942
Homer Simpson nuclear suit.
318
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,210
(Chuckling)
319
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:06,444
He's funny.
320
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,912
D'oh.
321
00:14:07,913 --> 00:14:08,947
Dad!
322
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:10,315
Oh, okay.
323
00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:11,583
Sorry, honey.
324
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:16,554
I took some cold stuff,
but now I'm all ears.
325
00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:20,558
Ugh.
326
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,561
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad...
327
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:25,930
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
328
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:26,965
(Sighing)
329
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,001
Look, Grandma said the boys
could go on their ski trip.
330
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,169
Good times.
331
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:35,874
But I should be able to go to
Tahiti and I don't have the
332
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:39,043
heart to tell her because she
said she was here for me.
333
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,346
So can you do it?
334
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:44,315
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?
335
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,583
Oh, okay.
336
00:14:45,584 --> 00:14:47,051
All right, all right.
337
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,119
All right, all right.
338
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,622
I'm going... okay.
339
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:55,126
Your father always skimps on the lights.
340
00:14:55,127 --> 00:14:58,997
He can stop every morning for a
venti mocha, but he can't afford
341
00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:01,933
$3.98 for an extra string of 50.
342
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,102
Preach it, Sista.
343
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,370
Almost there, champ.
344
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,338
Dig deep.
345
00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:10,942
Jack Foster, I told you to stay in bed.
346
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:14,946
That's right, but she had a
hockey stick and grapes.
347
00:15:14,947 --> 00:15:16,014
It's the cold medicine.
348
00:15:16,015 --> 00:15:21,185
Makes him a little loopy-doopy,
but he wanted to talk to you
349
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:27,125
anyway, so, I'll leave you two to chat.
350
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,559
Come on, Spence, let's go.
351
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,094
But I'm decorating.
352
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:31,596
I'll give you a treat.
353
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:35,099
What am I, a dog?
354
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,001
I've got crispy balls.
355
00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:39,237
Arroo.
356
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,605
So what is it, Jack?
357
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:45,443
(Snoring)
358
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,045
Ugh, okay.
359
00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,646
Okay.
360
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:57,221
"Tuss" didn't know how to tell you this,
but what she really wanted was a...
361
00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,657
(Snoring)
362
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,125
Ugh, okay!
363
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,226
I'm up.
364
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,494
Tess!
365
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,163
Spencer!
366
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:08,032
Kids.
367
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,501
What she really wanted was...
368
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,571
To go to Tahiti with Allie.
369
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:17,175
Ah, instead of spending
Christmas at home.
370
00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:21,412
Yeah, like Sam and Gabe.
371
00:16:21,413 --> 00:16:22,680
Tess?
372
00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:28,753
Oh just remember when you're making
out the will, I'm the one who stayed.
373
00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:31,255
You're on your own, kid.
374
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:40,665
So, you want me to give
you permission to go.
375
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,233
Kinda.
376
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,535
But if you don't want me
to go on what might me a
377
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:48,339
once-in-a-lifetime trip, it's fine.
378
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,375
I'll stay here.
379
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,276
I don't want you to go.
380
00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:54,412
What now?
381
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:58,182
You did hear the whole
"once-in-a-lifetime" thing, right?
382
00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,417
Mm-hmm.
383
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:06,124
And that is why even though I would
love for you to stay, you have to go.
384
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,695
Honey, I have lots of Christmases
left in me, but Tahiti.
385
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,798
♪ Ohh ha wukka wakka wikki wakka woo ♪
386
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,233
Oh thanks, Grandma.
387
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:16,300
You're awesome.
388
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,803
Just bring me back a coconut bra.
389
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:21,305
That's going to kill on bingo night.
390
00:17:21,306 --> 00:17:23,141
Ooh, yeah!
391
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:24,642
Hey Dad, she said I can go.
392
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:28,613
Ah, ah!
393
00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:32,216
Tess wants to go with Allie to Tahiti.
394
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,719
Ta-da!
395
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,489
♪
396
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,192
A little bit higher.
397
00:17:41,193 --> 00:17:42,493
Come on, stretch.
398
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,162
You can do it.
399
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,196
There, there.
400
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,464
There you go.
401
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:47,698
Perfect.
402
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,167
Okay, plug 'em in.
403
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:52,403
I would, but I'm afraid
of blinding the dog.
404
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,173
Whoa, Dad, wait.
405
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,742
Okay.
406
00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,344
(Gasping)
407
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:03,081
Wow.
408
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,315
Say it.
409
00:18:04,316 --> 00:18:05,616
(Muttering) You're right.
410
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,318
It needed more lights.
411
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,586
Little louder?
412
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:09,821
You're right.
413
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,289
It needed more lights.
414
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,125
And you know when else I was right?
415
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:18,262
When I said to my daughter,
"That's the one."
416
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,497
Thanks, Mom.
417
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,765
(Chuckling)
418
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,667
Ow, ow, ow.
419
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:24,268
Thanks for your help, Allie.
420
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,303
I'm sorry.
421
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:29,207
My other hand's busy
holding your free ticket.
422
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:32,176
Um, like I said, thanks
for your help, Allie.
423
00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,444
You're welcome.
424
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,679
Bye, everybody.
425
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,214
Merry Christmas.
426
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,483
Merry Christmas.
427
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:39,750
See you in the car.
428
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,185
And no long goodbyes.
429
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:45,289
I gotta get all... this through security.
430
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,792
Thanks again for understanding, Grandma.
431
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,227
Oh, of course, honey.
432
00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,595
You have a wonderful trip.
433
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,829
Bye, Spence.
434
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,297
Love you.
435
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,332
You too.
436
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:55,600
I'll miss you, Tessie.
437
00:18:55,601 --> 00:18:56,834
Call me as soon as you land.
438
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:58,302
I will.
439
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,337
And on Christmas morning?
440
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,605
Promise.
441
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:01,906
All right.
442
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:03,207
But not after eight.
443
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:06,410
I'll be outside riding my new scooter.
444
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,213
Bike?
445
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,283
Electric car?
446
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,586
Oh, curse your poker face.
447
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,155
(Horn honking)
448
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,222
Okay, we're up here.
449
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:19,457
Well, I'll miss you guys.
450
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:22,160
Call me as soon as you get there.
451
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,227
Yep.
452
00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:24,462
Forgetting something?
453
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:25,730
Sorry.
454
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,165
Oh right.
455
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,366
Excuse me.
456
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,600
Love you, dear.
457
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:30,868
Love you.
458
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,303
Oh, have a good time, honey.
459
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,371
Love you, Grandma.
460
00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:34,605
Bye.
461
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,873
All right.
462
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,609
Hey, two blind mice.
463
00:19:38,610 --> 00:19:40,311
Ah, bye, dad.
464
00:19:40,312 --> 00:19:41,579
Love you.
465
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,448
Ah, it's the afterthought that counts.
466
00:19:44,449 --> 00:19:45,716
Come on, Dad.
467
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,185
Time to top the tree.
468
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,753
You got it, buddy.
469
00:19:48,754 --> 00:19:50,421
Merry Christmas, everyone.
470
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:52,256
Merry Christmas, Tess.
471
00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:55,660
Merry Christmas, honey.
472
00:19:55,661 --> 00:20:00,798
♪ Tis the season for holiday cheer ♪
473
00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:06,604
♪ So many reason to hold you near ♪
474
00:20:06,605 --> 00:20:11,309
♪ Yeah, the mistletoe
is helping my cause ♪
475
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:12,343
Hey guys...
476
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,212
♪ And I hope you know my letter
477
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:17,215
went to Santa Claus ♪
478
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:22,286
♪ It's says what I want for Christmas ♪
479
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:26,357
♪ Well it's all wrapped up in you ♪
480
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:29,360
♪ It's all wrapped up in you ♪
481
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:33,631
♪ What I want for Christmas ♪
482
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:37,668
♪ Well, it's all wrapped up you
483
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:41,439
♪ It's all wrapped up in you ♪
484
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,380
♪ It's all wrapped up in you ♪
485
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:53,851
♪ It's all wrapped up in you ♪
486
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:57,622
I think this calls for a round of
my white chocolate hot chocolate.
487
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,258
With homemade marshmallows.
488
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,527
Is there any other way?
489
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,797
Wait!
490
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:09,533
Can you make enough for us too?
491
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:10,901
Really?
492
00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:14,772
Yeah, there's plenty of
time to go on other trips.
493
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:17,475
But this is Christmas.
494
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:18,809
And we're a family.
495
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:21,946
We should be together.
496
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,448
Well, what are we waiting for?
497
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:28,486
Six white chocolate hot
chocolates coming right up.
498
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:34,425
What'd I tell ya?
499
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:35,960
Best Christmas ever.
500
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,796
It will be when I get my...
501
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,431
Jetpack?
502
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,466
Robot butler?
503
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,769
Oh, come on, five bucks for a hint.
504
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,506
I'll let you beat me in Scrabble!
505
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:58,516
♪
506
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:02,720
♪ What I want for Christmas ♪
507
00:22:02,721 --> 00:22:06,691
♪ Well, it's all wrapped up in you ♪
508
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:07,992
Good boy, Walter.
509
00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,560
Good boy.